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Friday, February 27, 2026

Hands Up!- Parshat Tetzave Zachor 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

February 27th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 19 10th of Adar 5786

Parshat Tetzave/ Zachor

 Hands Up!


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You can't just do regular Shalach Manos these days any more. It used to be a small little bottle of wine, a big one for someone that you really wanted to impress, and some home baked hamantash. Maybe throw in some candies and chocolate for the kids and boom you were done. Life was good. People were happy. It wasn't hard. It was sharing and bringing joy. But not anymore.

 

Like most things in the world that changed since my simple childhood, we've made it more complicated to be "frum", To be happy. Candy and hamantash just don't cut it anymore. It's like serving herring and cake for a kiddush. Even throwing in Chulent and kugel for a hot kiddush on a special occasion isn't good enough. You gotta have meatboards, sushi, 5 different scotchs, fancy cakes for the ladies. Little paper cutout chain decorations aren't good enough for your Sukka. You need chandeliers and fancy laminated posters of great Rabbis- and don't leave anyone out because you need to show achdus. I'm not even going to get into Jewish weddings, Bar mitzvas, Brises and Shalom Zachors. It used to be a nice three course meal, a small kiddush, bagels and lox and some arbis and nuts and a few cakes from the neighbors. It was affordable. People were happy. It wasn't the show. It was the Simcha.

 

Try doing that today and from what I understand one risks their daughters not getting married or accepted in the right schools or seminaries. It's almost as bad as using paper dishes or a plastic table cloth at your Shabbos table. The newest thing, according to what I read that authoritative Jewish weekly of all things frum, Mishpacha magazine, is catered "vachnachts" and upsherins. If you don't know what those rather new important life cycle events are, just nod your head and don't tell anyone, especially if you have kids to marry off. You're a baal teshuva, which ranks you just slightly above the African American rap singing convert, on your eligibility to be full integrated in our once diverse nation. (I love you Nissim 😊).

 

Yup, we've gone crazy. And so plain Shalach Manos are not good enough anymore. You need to have a theme. You need to have a poem, explaining your complicated theme. You have to have colors. Fancy bottles. Strange shapes. Packaging. Most recently I've seen that a market has opened up by photographers that specialize in taking family pictures in costumes to add in to your Shalach Manos- like Xmas/ New Years greeting cards. Because you know someone's Purim is not going to be complete unless they throw the picture of your adorable children in the garbage. And no, we don't feel less guilty doing that because you put them on a fridge magnet. My fridge is full. I can barely find the handle or door to open it anymore. There's no room for your kids there. So keep the magnet and send me another meat board.

 

Now, the Schwartz family is not innocent when it comes to this trend. I've gotta do the theme thing as well. I have children to marry off. And to be honest I kind of like the challenge of coming up with something original and different and even witty. My wife made this job harder for me than for most. Because she usually gives me a $3.00 budget per Shalach Manos. She's really good at calculating this thing out. So I've got to make it funny, witty, cheap and different. It also has to connect to something going on in the world, the community, politics, or controversial, or even in our personal Schwartz family life. Because unlike everyone else in the world, I know that every really cares about what's going on in MY life. Right?

 

I don't remember all of our themes. But we certainly had lots of Trump stuff, War stuff, Virginia things, Iowa I think we had a corn theme. One year we did a whole black shvartza- get it? Schwartz/Shvartza. I think when Purim falls out on Sunday we did a leftover Chulent theme. A Friday Purim had a to'ameha thing. We did a money one when I had a big campaign going on. A marriage one and of course an Aliya one. Even a stomach surgery one. That's how morbid and desperate I am. Lots of stupid ones too. The main thing is they all fit into the budget. Generally they never had too many good things to eat. It's not about the food anymore. It's the theme. It's the joke. It's brilliant wittiness. It's standing out. It's being unique. And to be honest, it's a real pain in the neck. Just give me a hamantash and I'm done. I think that's what I'm doing this year. It's throwback Tuesday. Chadeish Yameinu Ki'kedem- renew our days like old. Maybe I'll throw in some Kedem wine to make that point… Hmmm… And there I go again…

 

Well it's not just me or us, you see. Our Kabbalists tell us that Hashem as well has themes. Each Jewish month has a theme. Each holiday has a hidden related deep idea, expression, emotion, connected to it. Reaching the essence and experiencing the depth of the holiday and month means finding and tapping into that secret; that theme. On a broad view, we know some of them. Pesach is freedom. Tishrei is judgement, Chanuka is light. Shavuos- Torah. Although if you're really yeshivish then all of them have to be and connect to Torah. Shvat is renewal. The summer is sad, mourning. You gotta give the Litvaks their time as well. Lag Ba'Omer is fire. Rising out of the ashes. Counting Omer. Cheshvan is recovering from all the holidays. And paying off your expensive Sukkos in Israel vacation tour guiding bill to Rabbi Schwartz.

 

The holiday/month theme thing as well connects to and perhaps is even based on the Zodiac astrological signs. Each month has a different sign that reveals the essence of the month. Where a certain power of the universe is shining and can be tapped in to. In fact almost every Shul from the times of the Mishna and Talmud that we have discovered here in Israel had a Zodiac on the floor. They wanted to make sure that people were always aware of the upcoming month and theme so they could make he proper preparations. It's also something cool to look at it while the Rabbi is giving his speech.

 

OK. Where am I going with all this? It's the Rabbi's drasha. I need to give you something to think about. It's the month of Adar. It's Purim. It's Parshas Zachor. It's Tetzave. There's a lot happening. And yes, there's a theme here. It hit me while I was reviewing the parsha of Zachor. It slapped me in the face. It's mind blowing. It kind of works except for one problem. But I think we have a fix. Stick with me here, because it is life-changing and you will say it over to everyone on Purim and you don't even have to say it in my name. So here we go.

 

It started off with me wondering about this whole battle with Amalek thing that we will read about. The essence of the battle, and it is an eternal one we are told, is that Moshe is sitting on a rock and Aharon and Chur are holding his hands up. Whenever his hands are up we are winning, when they're down we're losing. It's strange. What's this all about? Who looks up at hands on a mountain while fighting a war? Why would he put his hands down? What is the symbolism of these hands? It's a simple stupid question. And I really don't think all of the previous ideas and answers really addressed them head on. What's with the hands?

 

Yet, from there, I noticed that the truth is hands are all over this story. The parsha begins with the Torah telling us that this battle takes place in Refidim. The torah doesn't always tell us where wars take place. It does so here so there must be something behind its name. The center of the word Refidim, non-coincidentally enough, is in fact Yad- hand. Our sages pick up on that and tell us that it symbolizes the cause of the battle which is rafu yedei'hem min ha'torah (or min ha'mitzvos according to some versions). Their hands weakened from Torah and Mitzvos. Many of us/you have heard that famous Chazal. But the question is really what does that mean. What does their hands weaken mean? Why not just say, they stopped doing mitzvos? They stopped being frum. What's this weakening hands? And as well, why do we even say that? Where do we see that? They just got the Torah. They just left Egypt and saw miracles. We just said Na'aseh V'Nishma. What happened. Sure we kvetched a bit about lack of water and food. But that's not weakening of hands from mitzvos, that's just Jews being hungry and wondering when kiddush, lunch or the next food stop is. What's with the hands?

 

It doesn't just start there though. The end of the parsha as well cryptically tells us that The battle against Amalek is eternal because yad al keis k-ah- The hand (or Hand) is on the throne of Hashem as an battle from generation to generation. Whose hand? Rashi and many commentaries describe it as being the Hand of Hashem that takes an oath on His throne that this will be an eternal battle. Other's say it's Amalek's hand that is stretched out and preventing the throne of Hashem from being complete. Others even suggest it is our hands that need to fight all the way up to the throne of Hashem to redeem it and avenge the disgrace that Amalek has against Hashem. The one thing they all have in common. There's hand thing going on here.

 

In case I haven't convinced you yet. Take a guess what day Purim falls out on? Ya"d Adar- the 14th day of Adar. Hand in gematria. Oh, do you know what astrological sign the month of Adar is? Dagim- fish. Dag is 7 in Gematria. Two Fish-dagim, plural, is 2 x7 = yup, you got it; 14. Do you know what the main mitzva of Purim is kol ha'posheit yad nosnim lo- whoever stretches out their hand to you, we are obligated to give him. To give him what? A hand. In fact there is probably no holiday that is more hand's on oriented. We give Matanot l'evyonim. We start off with giving half shekels. We give Mishloach Manot. We wave, bang and spin our graggers. We lift up our cups and drink bottle after bottle. L'chayim! Hashem it seems is really in to this theme thing too, I guess. And the theme of Adar, Purim and Amalek is all about the hands.

 

By the way, just to tie it into the parsha we always read before Purim, Tetzave after completing the story of the building of the Mishkan of last week with the clothing of the Kohen in this week's parsha, then jumps ahead non-chronologically to the day of the inauguration of the Mishkan. But not just to the sacrifices that were brought, that will be discussed in Bamidbar, but rather to just one aspect of it. The miluim- the filling of the hands of Aharon and his children in the service. U'mileisa es yadam- and we should fill their hands. The hands that were weak. The hands that held Moshe's up. The hands that will destroy Amalek. Those hands will be filled and the Bais Ha'Mikdash will be built. It's the parsha that has the word yad in it the most in the entire Torah.

 

Convinced? Good. But now for the problem. See the Ari"zl and the Sefer Yetzira which divide the holidays up into body parts. Have a different take on Adar. They see the holidays as part of our body. Tishrei is the head. Rosh Hashana. Cheshvan neck. Kislev Chanuka is eyes- the light of the Menora. Pesach is mouth or outstretched right arm of the strength. Iyar is the left arm. Waving and counting the Omer. Sivan/Shavuos is heart where we stood as one man with one heart. Tamuz and Av are the lower feet and thighs. It's mourning. It's restricted movement. And finally Adar, the last month is feet. The bottom of the rung. Yeah… it's not what I was hoping for. But I believe that there's something to this as well.

 

See Purim is flipping from the feet and turning them into the hands. The feet represent movement. It's not just doing, hearing, seeing. It's action. Pesach is a lot of talk. It's Peh Sach. It's Hashem that does all the action. We just watch the show and talk and sing about it. Purim on the other hand- excuse the pun, we become the hands of Hashem. We move and become one with Him. We kill Amalek. We wipe out Haman. We're not just the kol kol Yaakov- the voice and prayer and Torah of Yaakov anymore. We turn it around. We actually take over the yadayim of Esau. We are the hands of Esau and fight and conquer and destroy them. The kol- the voice connects with the hands and becomes one. The throne of Hashem is complete when we do that. The Geula comes when we connect Adar and Nissan redemption to redemption. The redemption of Hashem happens in Nissan when we redeem ourselves over Purim.

 

When we daven we are masmich geula to geula. We take three steps back and forth. We use our own feet. In the old days they would then lift up their hands in prayer. Just like Moshe. The feet became the hands. The body is complete. The Mishna Berura brings down that we don't lift our hands in prayer in anymore because that became the power of Esau. The Christians do that. So we stopped. We don't have that power through our exiles.

 

Fascinatingly enough, Rav Moshe Shapiro notes, that we still bow and even prostrate, even though the goyim and certainly our "cousins" bow. As well he notes that Reb Shimon Bar Yochai would say that he always raises his hands in prayer. He suggests that bowing though is different. That's nullifying one's self to Hashem. That we can still do. But the power to actually act, and be the hands of Hashem, that's Messianic. That's only in the final days. That's when we are finally strong enough, spiritually and perhaps even politically, to overcome and take Esau's weapons. When we don't need to come to them and beg them for missiles and tanks and money for our army. When we realize that we have all we need in our hands. Reb Shimon Bar Yochai had that always. He never felt he was under the Romans. Moshe Rabbeinu had that also. We have that power on Purim each year as well.

 

The first battle with Amalek takes place in Refidim. Do you know what it means that our hands were weakened or slipped from the Torah and the Mitzvos. It's not that we left Torah and Mitzvos, but rather it's the opposite. The Ksav Sofer writes that the Jews left Sinai and felt that perhaps it was enough to be a Jew in the heart. I don't need to really do anything. I just have to love Hashem. I just have to perhaps study and learn Torah. But what about action? What about taking a gun and waging war? What about killing our enemies? What about liberating Eretz Yisrael and conquering our land. Hashem was quite clear, He wasn't going to blood, frogs, lice, darkness, first born them. He wasn't going to be the Hands going into Israel. We would need to be His Hands. And the Jews were rafu mi'zeh.

 

They wimped out of that. They wimped out min ha'torah. They wimped out because of the Torah. Learning Torah is spiritual enough. Rafu min ha'mitzvos. Doing mitzvos is enough. I can make a sukka and seder in the desert. In America. In Lita. I have good yeshivos there. I'm a Jew in my heart. I learn all day and all night. I can even spin my finger in lomdus and knaytch with my thumb. But I'm not moving anywhere. My feet are staying in the same place. I don't have Adar Feet. I'm waiting for the hands of Hashem to act, cause I'm not strong enough to be His Hands.

 

The halacha and mitzvos of Purim are all about using our hands. Being the hand of Hashem. Kol Ha'posheit yad nosnim lo- doesn't only mean that someone who stretches out their hand we need to give them. But a posheit yad is like in Hebrew we say to be posheit regel- to go bankrupt. To remove one's hand. When someone pulls their hand back. We need to give them a hand. We need to give it to them on the head. Nosnim lo. We need to show them how they do have a hand. They can fight. They do have the power to not only daven and learn. But to act. To be the Hands of Hashem. We do this by handing out money. We do this by the half shekel. We do this by giving food and gifts and being just like Hashem stretches out his hand- posayach es yadecha- but we are the yadecha on Purim. We are being masbia l'chol chai ratzon- we are giving everyone what their hearts desire is.

 

Rashi tells us that Hashem tells Moshe to command Yehoshua about the eternal battle of Amalek when we come to the land. This is a commandment that Moshe will not be able to fulfill, because he was nit'atzel- he was lazy or delayed about the mitzva. That's a pretty crazy Rashi and Midrash, that you might've missed. How was Moshe lazy? How did he not fulfill this mitzva? Why is this the reason he can't come into the land? I thought it was because he hit the rock? The Sifsei Chachamim suggests it was because Moshe didn't personally appoint the soldiers. Others on a simpler understanding see it as when he put his hands down.  When they became too heavy.

 

Yet on the most basic of levels- which one can never do when trying to understand a sin or mistake of Moshe. It's perhaps because Moshe represents Torah. His power comes from our acceptance of Torah. When he lifts up his hands and we look at the Torah as being the hands of Hashem that we are drawn to and want to be, then we have strength. Then he has strength. The lifting up of one's hands in war can symbolize two opposite things. On the one hand when one has a clenched fist and raises it, it's a sign of victory. It's Trump after they tried to assassinate him. That's the way the Rashbam sees it. On the other hand, and there's that pun again, It's also a sign of surrender. Hand's up. Who are we surrendering to? To Hashem. It's how we become one with Him. It's how we become His Hands. As long as we look up to that Hand on throne we can become the hands of Esau. We can conquer Amalek. We can build the Bais Ha'Mikdash. We can fill the hands of Aharon and his sons and restore the service.

 

But when we look down. When we worry about the world will say. When we subjugate ourselves to Esau. To Edom. To Trump. To the nations of the world who really are just waiting for us to unite and stop just weakening Amalek but eradicating them. When we're the one uniting the Nations rather than Amalek. Then Hamas. Then the enemies of Hashem. When we refuse to move. When we don't have feet. When don't have Adar. We don't turn it all around from the bottom up. When we say dai- it's enough. We've done enough. They're weakened. We have enough. We're good enough "here". When we don't turn around the word dai to yad. When we're not vi'nahapoch hu. (that's cool isn't it?)  Then the throne is not One. The Name of Hashem is not One. Then we're still wandering in the desert. Then our hands are weakened perhaps even because of the Torah we feel so good about studying but are not connecting to the Throne. Because we're only using our voices and our prayers but not our feet. Our hands. Our guns. Our nuclear spiritual and physical weapons, Hashem has finally blessed us with. Then we're dead fish. Dead fish stink.

 

Do you know what's cool about fish? They don't have feet. They're the only creatures that don't. They have a tail. But all animals do.  But no feet. They propel themselves with their fins. Their hands. But those hands are propelled by their mouths. By their breath.  Their tails just direct them. The mouth the breath they take, that they inhale from the sea of Hashem, that's what makes them move. Adar we become fish. We use our hands and we are immersed on the ruach Hashem. Amalek attacks the tail. Va'Yizanev Becha kol ha'necheshalim acharecha- they hit the weak tails who don't use their hands. We win when we raise our hands up to Hashem. When we surrender to Him and when we then raise those hands we've taken from Esau and bring him to Yaakov. When we wipe out until the end the forces of Esau that want to destroy us. When we finally make it home.

 

This year is the year, when there is only one theme. The Megilla has been playing out in front of our eyes. The ruler of Hodu/ India was here this week. It's Hodu till Kush. It's 127 nations. It's Persia. It's Amalek. It's the red headed- Melech Tipeish- crazy king of Edom, who changes his mind. Who know one knows what's coming next from. Who loves Jewish women. Whose got plenty of Mordechais next to him. We have an army that believes in Hashem. They're our Kohanim. They took swords and said Mi La'Hashem eilai, like their ancestors of the tribe of Levi did. We just need to fill their hands. To be their miluim. We have a prime minister who's an Ish Yemini- He's a right winger and his name is Benjamin, the same tribe as Mordechai and Esther. You can't make this stuff up. It's there. The Baal Shem Tov says whoever reads the Megilla li'mafre'ah retroactively, backwards, as a story of the past and just our history, is not yatza- he not only hasn't fulfilled his obligation. But he hasn't been yatza- He hasn't left and gone out of his the contzeptzia of the past. He hasn't realized that we have hands. He hasn't really celebrated. He's still not redeemed.

 

Back then after the story of Purim, not all Jews came back to build the Temple. Their hands were rafu min ha'torah once again. They stayed in Bavel. Only a small group came back. They spoke with their feet and not their hands. They remained the tails. The final redemption, Hashem promises will not be that way. We're all coming home. We're all going to be redeemed. All hands will be on deck. That's the theme of this year's Purim. Let the festivities begin.   

 

Have a mind-blowingly Amalek destroying celebratory Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Mit fremdeh hent iz gut feier tsu sharren.- Mit fremdeh hent iz gut feier tsu sharren.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/techelet-mordechai  – I just visited the Techelet Factory this week and it was amazing. We're learning Techelet in Daf yOmi the week of Techelet Mordechai! This was my first Purim song. The concept is that it's all about Techelet of Mordechai coming together. It's what makes the Yeshua La'Netzach! Yitz Berry on arrangements an vocals!


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/yiddelach   - My Last years Purim release- best Purim song ever… especially the Rap at the end… you gotta listen till the end. Who knew Dovid Lowy could rap my song..?


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/layehudim    - Getting into the Purim mode? Put on our dancing Shoes for my amazing La'Yehudim composition arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9BzfDfzF14 – Carlebach and Purim Bus drivers… funny..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO9jywNy22w   – Sochi V'Nahapoch Hu latest TYH release for Purim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eFoy6RjHmQ  – Baruch Shalom gorgeous Keli Keli for Purim


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

22. The aqueduct, whose remains can be seen near Kibbutz Lohamei HaGeta'ot, was built in

the ______ period.

What is the name of the Muslim site located near Apollonia National Park?

A. Sidna Ali

B. Nabi Rubin

C. Nabi Musa

D. Sidna Omar


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


The sons of Haman? - 372 BC- Well, it's Purim this week and guess what like what happens often in this column, with really no effort of mine, Hashem works out that it ties in to what this column is all about. We left off last week with the Jews having returned to Jerusalem and the rebuilding of the Temple began. It starts off with the altar that they brought sacrifices upon and then for an entire year they worked with Levi'im singing once the foundation was built every day as we toiled to finally fulfill our 70 year exile dream. Our neighbors though in Israel were not too happy.

 

See, when we were exiled there were Kuthim that lived there in Yehuda and Shomron. Also known as Shomronim. They were not happy about the Jews returning. They didn't want to see the Temple returned. They knew that once we were back things would change for them. Little did they know that we Jews really didn't have big ambitions. We were happy with a small building to daven to Hashem to. We didn't have the guts to go back and declare ourselves a sovereign country. We were happy being a vassal state to Persia, to Iran and let all religions worship freely there. They didn't buy that. And to be honest Hashem wasn't too happy either. So what did they do? They first tried to infiltrate our nation. They offered to work for us. To be involved in our construction project. Arabs are better than Jews at that. It's what's going on today. Except back then they were smarter and refused to let them have that power, that privilege, that connection.

 

The Jews told the Arab, Kutim that this was not going to work. Only Jewish labor would be used to build the Temple. This was Hashem's house. We were His nation. We didn't need them or even want them. That got them mad. What did they do? They wrote letters to this fickle King Koresh and told him that we were getting ready to rebel. That we were fortifying the walls of Jerusalem. Which we weren't. It was fake news. They told him that we would stop paying taxes. That's what Jews always did. That's what Chizkiya did back in the first Temple and so did the later Kings of Yehuda. They knew that tariffs and taxes and rebellion was Koresh's weak point. He heard what they said and called a halt to the construction. It was paused. We were told no more settlements. No more building. The game was over.

 

Who started all of this? You'll never know, but check it out. It was the ten sons of Haman. Yup. That's what the verses and our sages tell us. The Purim story starts here. That's why they had to be hung. That's why Haman gets so much power. That's where Amalek comes from and shows his face. It's why Shushan Purim is a holiday that is meant for walled cities to remember Jerusalem. It all starts with the walls of Jerusalem being halted from being built. Pretty cool. Hopefully this year, we may finally learn that lesson we are never meant to forget and we will see Jerusalem built once again.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE HAND JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

When is a hand a foot? When it is 12 inches long (or on Purim if you read my E-Mail and didn't just skip to jokes…)

 

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts' which, on the one hand, is great,

but on the other, it's just not right.

 

What has 5 fingers, but isn’t your hand? My hand.

 

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.

 

The other day I saw a one hand man in a second hand store...I went up to him and told him that I don't believe they have what you're looking for.

 

In a freak accident I lost all the fingers on my right hand. I asked the doctor If I would still be able to write with it.

He replied "Probably, but I wouldn't count on it"

 

A man from Saudia Arabia got caught stealing a hand sanitizer. He won't be needing it anymore

 

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. It's seven

 

What happened to the handy man when he lost his hands? He became an army man.

What kind of tree fits in your hands? A palm tree

 

You gotta hand it to short people. Because they can't reach it on their own.

 

What do you call a spice vendor who refuses to wash his hands? Someone with too much thyme on his hands.

 

Why do Iranian women make sandwiches with their left hands? Because they have no rights.

 

You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes? 8 Hezbolla terrorists after Israel beepered them.

 

Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day.

Husband: Well next time take the car then silly

 

My wife handed me two kayak paddles and asked, "Which one do you want?"

I said I'd take either/oar.

 

The nurse hands a man his newborn and says "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it."

He responds "well give me the one my wife made."

 

I steal candy bars using slight of hand...You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve

 

I found a used football in a second hand store and I picked it up and took it to the counter.

"How much is this?" I asked

"That'll be $5" said the owner. "Would you like me to pump it up for you?"

"Of course, thanks a lot!" I replied.

So, he got a small pump from under the counter and in a few seconds the ball was as good as new.

"Ok, all done" he said. "That'll be $10 please".

"$10!!!??!!" I replied. "But you said $5 just now".

He looked up and said "Sorry. Inflation".

 

Yesterday and today I stuck my hand inside feather pillows. Is it normal that I'm feeling down?

 

"Hand me downs" - Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby. (oyshhh I was hoping that you wouldn't make it to this joke…)

 

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The answer to this week's question is A–A good one this week. I got it right,  although part B was just a good guess coin flip. The first part I knew as I pass it all the time on the way up from Akko to Rosh HaNikra. It's of course an Ottaman Turkish Awauduct that brought fres water to Akko from the springs miles away in the Western Galile Hills. They're pretty amazing to see. Part B. I have no clue. But I knew NEbis Musa is by dead sea. And There's no one called Rubin. It sounded too Jewish. SO it was a coin flip between Ali and Omar. I went with Ali and got that right! So building a streak here with a new score  of Rabbi Schwartz having a 15.5 points and the MOT having 6.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, February 20, 2026

All Aboard- Parshat Teruma 5786 2026

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

February 20th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 18 3rd of Adar 5786

 

Parshat Teruma

 All Aboard

 

We're on a fast train ride. I don't know, could be by the time I finish and send this E-Mail World War III will have already started. US aircraft carriers, fighter jets, submarines are all lining up in a row. There hasn't been a buildup like this since the Iraq war in 2003, when to a large degree Iran really started developing the power it has today, as it took over the void left by Sadaam who balanced them out. Things are tense here. The only thing certain is that no one knows what Trump can do or when, although most of us have a good feeling as we get closer and closer to Purim, the fun will start. Amalek is getting ready to get destroyed. There's Mashiach energy in the air and the train is moving fast.

 

Now that train is called the Nissan/ Geula/ Bais Ha'Mikdash express. We're going to pass through Parshas Teruma this week, which is our fundraiser for the Bais Hamikdash. It also coincides with the annual fundraiser to my shul which you can donate below towards… I'm just saying. Next is Tetzave, the priestly clothing. We'll stop off and do some mechiyas Amalek along the way with Zachor. Make a short stop in Persia/ Iran and kill the Ayatoilet and his buddies with the help of AchashveiTrump. Then we'll hit Ki Tisa, for those that forgot to donate to our annual campaign and still have some money left after Purim. Finally we end it all off with Vayakhel Pikudie the Bais Hamikdash is built. Boom. We're here. You're here. America is over. It's time to party. Choo Choo, the train is leaving. All aboard.

 

There's a great and famous song from my childhood by the one and only Abie Rottenberg, that those of you that are my age are probably humming right now about a train.  I'll put the link down below in my E-Mail by the music section. It will be right there after the paragraph where you can donate on my annual appeal for my shul. Wait, did I mention that already 😊? The song is that life is really a parable of a train ride. You don't know where you're going, who you'll meet, what section you're in. You can sit back and enjoy the view, or you can be busy on your phone and miss the entire thing. I thought about that song a lot a few weeks ago while Aliza and I took the train through Switzerland to the Alps. While she was on her phone… I was too, but that was just so that I could status it for you guys that are smart enough to check it out daily and live vicariously through our adventures.

 

It was truly magnificent, yet that song and that parable kept ringing through my head with the chorus "You're riding riding, riding, on a train… " I thought about the war we've been through and the journey of our country and nation. Our train ride started in Egypt a few weeks ago in Shemot and at Sinai in Yisro where we picked up our tickets. And here we are ready to build that final Bais Ha'Mikdash, finally a nation redeemed. It's been a bumpy ride. We've had glorious views. We've been in dark tunnels. Lots of people got off along the way. They didn't make it to the final destination. We've had lots of reading material and even wrote quite a few books. There were a small few that would go to the back to daven. There were soldiers coming home or heading out to war. There were rich and poor, business men and shoe makers. There were those on their computers. Some with headphones others just sleeping. And then there were lots of kids laughing and crying and kvetching. When will we get there? Are we almost there yet? One thing they all have in common though, is that everyone aboard knew we were heading somewhere special. That we weren't driving. That the conductor knew where he was going. That we were only there for the ride.

 

It's not just on a national level either. Each one of us, our lives, are one big train ride. That neshoma comes down into our train and heads off for its final destination. It has a few stops that we switch along the way. We start off with a free childhood ticket. Well for girls, its free, boys have to have their tickets clipped… ouch! When we're Bar and Bat Mitzva we get tickets to get our own seat, although our parents are usually paying for them, and they don't really usually nudge you or punish you until you're about 20 or so if you slip up here or there. At least min ha'shamayim. When we get married though, that’s when we really have to pay the full fare. Although there are some lucky guys and gals that still have parents covering them, while they're being moser nefesh for Torah, to sit in the Kollel section. But for most of us that's the main journey. The journey of building a home, a family, a house and a life. It's the reason why we get on the train. It's why we left Mitzrayim. It's what we were put here to do. To get to that final destination, to Yerushalyim, where we can sit down together with the Conductor who brought us there to His House and dwell together with us.

 

I saw an amazing vort from the Radomsker Rebbe this week, that describes the options the Torah gives us for that ticket to that final destination and our journey. I went to town with it because it's really an amazing idea. Let me know what you think… by donating of course on the link below 😊. He notes that the Mishna tells us that a man can get married through three ways. Kesef- money, shtar- a marriage contract, or biyah- through having relations for the purpose of marriage. Anyone of those three ways work, yet the Talmud tells us, (actually for those that are learning Oryasa, we saw this in this week's blatt in Yevamos), that most Jews, then and today, get married through money. Or today we use a ring that is has monetary value which works the same way. These three options, he writes are not just about marriage between husband and wife, they're on a deeper level, our relationship with Hakadosh Baruch Hu. They're how he wed us and we Him.

 

The beginning of our journey from Egypt began with money. Hashem got us with all of the wealth that we picked up as we left from Egypt and the "banks" of the Yam Suf. Now you know why they call them banks. And why Jews are good bankers. That journey brought us on the train ride through the midbar where we then took that money, in this week's parsha and lovingly donated it back to Hashem to build the house for Him. As well, it is the parsha of Shekalim the first of the four parshiyos and ways of getting to the final geula. It's with money. It's investing financially and making that commitment out of our own pocket into that special house and relationship we are looking to build. It's clicking on the link below. It's the way the Talmud tells us most Jews connect and get married. Then and now. We write checks. We pay the piper. We have tzedaka and chesed organizations. It's natural and easy. Yet, at the same time, it's really the least personal. It's paying a bill and cracking open your wallet. But it's not your soul or necessarily even your heart.

 

The second Temple and the return of the Jews to Eretz Yisrael happened with the declaration of Cyrus. It happened with a shtar- a contract that we could return. If you want to learn more about that, then you could check out our Era's and places in Israel column below that has been building up to that precise point in our history. If you have trouble finding that column it's right before the jokes that you usually skip to and after the link that you probably want to stop at and donate to as well… Now a shtar a contract is much more than handing over a donation. It's a commitment. It's writing something from within yourself and putting those thoughts into words on to paper. It touches the mind and even the heart and makes it real. It's a lot deeper then reaching for your wallet, swiping with a card, or clicking on your phone. In fact, I know a gvir once that told me, that on Purim and in general he prefers writing checks then just handing out money specifically for that reason. He wants to sign his name on that donation. He wants to put himself on that paper and be part of the project or cause he is donating to.

 

That process of getting married through shtar, corresponds to the second of the four parshiyot; Zachor, remembering and reading from a sefer, the mitzva to wipe out Amalek. The story of Purim, which was the ride to the train station for the trip back to build the second Temple, is all about sefarim being written. Achashveirosh and Haman's sefarim, getting knocked out by the sefarim of Mordechai and Esther. And ultimately this return is led by none other than… Ezra the Sofer- the scribe. The shtar writer.  It begins with all of Israel signing on a proper marriage contract and getting rid of all of their fake goyish marriages. It's kinyan shtar. It's that commitment to destroy Amalek and getting rid of all false treaties we may have signed on that with goyish wives from Oslo and commit to the Torah Shtar we were given that promises us the entire land as a home for Hashem.

 

As well, it corresponds to the next level and Jewish relationship, ticket to Hashem and marriage of the Torah yid. The one that doesn't just donate and contribute, but the one that actually sits down and reads and writes and studies and learns the shtar. This process isn't done by everyone. There are some and perhaps even the majority of Klal Yisrael which are happy being kinyan kesef- donation Jews. Most of them didn't come back for the second Temple. Their money and nursing homes were in Bavel. In Iran. In New Jersey. They missed out on the neis Chanuka. The Torah Jews and anshei kneses ha'gedola did return. It's through them that the period of the second Temple happened.

 

Finally, after Purim and the destruction of Amalek, Persia, Iran, we come to the third parsha; Parah. This is the final redemption. We read it on parshat Ki Tisa when Moshe sprinkles the holy waters of the ashes of the sin of that burnt smashed Golden calf on the Jewish people. It is Kedushei Bi'yah- it is when we become the most intimate with Hashem. It's when all of the idols and previous more external methods of connecting aren't around anymore. There's no kiddushei kesef, there's no shtar, no Torah that protects. It's not like there's no money or even Torah. But it's not li'shmah. It's not li'sheim kiddushin for the sake of marriage to Hashem. For the sake of building His house. Our house. It's money that's given for ulterior motives. It's Torah that's learned because that's the system. It's what we do. And kiddushin she'lo li'shma doesn't work. Doesn't last. Doesn’t build a Temple la'netzach.  

 

Do you know what Jews that corresponds to today? It's the "Hashem" Jews. It's the one that may not have money, may not donate, may not have Torah or lomdus or shas. Maybe they just have the tikkun klali they recite, the kumzitzes where they sing and pour out their hearts to Hashem, the forest they go to at night and have hisbodidus- meditation, or perhaps even just got to a dance festival and sing and dance to Hashem. The ones that want their souls, not just their minds, their books, not just their wallets, their dress and their beketches to be connected and married. They want heart and soul. They want Lavo B'heichalo- they want bi'yah, that personal intimate relationship, that those holy hostages of ours that were held in the tunnels of Gaza expressed they felt.

That's the First Class car on the train. That's the last leg of the journey. That's the method of Kiddushin that perhaps in earlier generations our Rabbis frowned upon. But yet in the final geula, it's the choo choo that will get us there.

 

It's fascinating to look at the return in the last century of our galus that we're experiencing in regards to the Jewish people's connection to Eretz Yisrael. It started off with Kiddushei Kesef. People didn't come, but they donated. Take my money and leave me alone. Leave me here in Europe in the alteh heim, before Hashem wiped out those that didn't come. Leave me alone in America and I promise I'll visit and spend money there. I'll send duffle bags full of drones and helmets if you guys have a war. I'll plan trees for your Bar Mitzva. I'll even send money and support Kollel's there. They were wed to the land through money. Shekalim.

 

In recent years especially with the rise of anti-semitism and with lots of money and not much to do with it, more a more have been buying places here "paper". Some can only afford to buy a grave here on HarMenuchos or in Eretz Ha'Chayim. Others actually have an apartment. A place in Shneller, Jerusalem Estates and maybe even a "retirement" house or a place to escape to for the holidays or in case they throw us out of the country we're living in, that we can eventually move to. It's Kiddushei Shtar. They're making a stronger commitment. They're paying property taxes. They're saying that Israel is my home. It's my destination. But they haven't had bi'yah yet. They haven't yet consummated the relationship. They haven't yet divorced their other false wives. They're not yet ready to come and build that eternal palace. To fight for it. To vote for it. To be part of it. They're happy just being guests and watching the wedding on Zoom.  They're not ready to get into that first class car on the train. They're just waiting on the platform for a plane ride on some eagle's wings. They don't like to ride on trains. What they don't realize though is, it's too late. The conductor said "all aboard" and we're there. No Jew will be left behind. We're coming to the final stop.

 

The last parsha is Chodesh. We'll read it Va'Yakhel and Pikudei. The Parsha of "and He gathered and He redeemed or counted". That's the parsha of the last destination. That's when we will read that this month is the New month of all months. That's when we will bless the month of redemption of Nissan. When the train ride will finally arrive. So come on aboard the train. Take your ticket. No two are the same. We'll soon be going for a ride. There's no where to run, no place to hide. We're riding, riding, riding on a train…

 

Have a joyous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Az men shmirt—fort men.- When you grease the wheels- it moves.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/layehudim    - Getting into the Purim mode? Put on our dancing Shoes for my amazing La'Yehudim composition arranged and sung by Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sk0xViBOJSM   - Shlomo Carlebach on Amalek and Purim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_o34yjqBv4  – Mordechai Shapiro's latest hot off the press Ad D'Dlo Yada..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V7mK9RULyc&list=RD8V7mK9RULyc&start_radio=1 – Motty Weiss HaKol La'Tova… for my Karmielim check it out and see if you can spot any Karmiel Tour guides or "former?" rebbeim on this video…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtTNHiyxiXE&list=RDWtTNHiyxiXE&start_radio=1    – Joey's latest Ameilim Ba'Torah for the Adirei Torah…


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

21. The process by which water and carbon dioxide dissolve limestone bedrocks is called_______? What kind of rock is dolomite?

A. Marine sedimentary rock

B. Terrestrial sedimentary rock

C. Igneous rock

D. Metamorphic rock


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


The Service Starts? - 369 BC- So just like our E-Mail above declares, the return to Yerushalayim has begun. Fascinating enough, although as we said most Jews didn't take the opporotunity of that window that Koresh had provided. The great leaders and the prophets Chaggai Zecharia and Malachi did, the final prophets of Israel did. Yet, that window closed very quickly. Chazal tell us in the Talmud in Rosh Hashana that KoreshCyrus needed some work done back in his palace, maybe he was expanding his West Wing ðŸ˜Š and when he was told that the Jewish laborers had headed off to Israel, then regretted and pulled the plug on the project. He closed the window. He said that those who had crossed he Euphrates already could stay, but the ones that remained can't go. It's a scary message and warning for our times as well. Remember Jewish history repeats itself. "Binu Shnos Dor V'Dor" Hashem tells us. Understand and internalize the lessons of the past. For if you don't you will be doomed to repeat the same mistakes….

 

The ones that returned though received three laws from those prophets which are actually perhaps even relevant today? The first was the location of where the mizbayach altar was on the destroyed Temple Mount of which there were no remains from the first Temple. The second was that they were given permission to expand the original altar to 60 Amos from its original size which was much smaller. It seems that they had big plans. And the third and most important ruling was that it was permitted to bring offerings already even before the Mikdash was built. We don't need a Bais Ha'Mikdash to bring korbanos. Just an altar we build that's holy in it's proper place.


This halacha led to much practical discussion and debate when the Jews in modern times returned to Eretz Yisrael and there were great Rabbis that discussed bringing the Pesach offering and even other public offerings that are permitted to brought even when we are still tamey. Most notable was Reb Tzvi Hirshc Kalisher in his work Derishas Tziyon and Reb Akiva Yosef Shlesinger, a primary Talmud of the Ksav Sofer from Hungary in his work of Lev Ivri. They were opposed by Reb Yosef Chaim Sonnenfeld of the old Yishuv who felt that it was not kdai to start up with the goyim. Rav Tzvi Pesach Frank as well was for the concept yet, was not sure of exact location of mizbayach with more technical objections than political ones. Ultimately the main consensus was that this is not to be done and thus it stands until today.

 

Yet, back then the service began right away. That first Yom Kippur offerings were brought without a temple. As well as holiday offerings of Sukkos and after that the twice daily sacrifices of the Korban Tamid. For a whole year all we had was a mizbayach. It's almost incomprehensible to us today to think about real sacrifices without a Bais Ha'Mikdash, yet that's how the second Temple period started. With us doing our part first and then only a year later did the actual construction begin. So it was then… Maybe it's something we need to think about today as well…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TRAIN JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

My boss said to me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track."

 

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel

A realist sees a freight train

The train driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks

 

A Guy sat next to me on the train. He pulled a out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she is beautiful, you should see my missus mate.

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optometrist!"

 

I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said, "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place...."

I asked, "Are you single?"

She replied, "No, I am a dentist."

 

A train conductor ends up killing two people while on the job. He is found guilty and sentenced to the electric chair. When the day comes, he is asked what he would want for his last meal, and he requests a banana. After finishing his meal, he is strapped to the chair and electrocuted. However, by some miracle, he ends up surviving.

 

Seeing as he technically served his sentence, he is released from prison, where he gets a job as a train conductor. This time, he ends up killing three people while on the job and is sentenced to the electric chair. The day comes, and for his last meal, he asks for two bananas. He finishes them and gets strapped to the chair, but he ends up surviving the electrocution again. He was released from prison for the same reason as before.

He gets another job as a train conductor and ends up killing four people this time. He is sentenced to the electric chair again, and for his last meal, he asks for three bananas. He finishes his meal and gets strapped to the chair. The guards shock him for longer than necessary and use more power, but he ends up surviving again.

The guards, all surprised, ask him, "How do you keep surviving every time? And why do you keep ordering bananas, do they save you?" The man replies, "It has nothing to do with the food, I'm just a really bad conductor."

 

Did you hear about the crazy guy that only kills on trains? I was told he has a loco motive.

 

How does a train hear another train coming? With its engin-ears.

 

A tourist was riding the train across Israel when suddenly everything started rocking violently.

People were being thrown out of their seats and luggage was flying everywhere. Then, as suddenly as it started, everything is back to the calm, smooth ride he was used to. Everyone sorted themselves out and found seats again.

When they reach the next stop, the man went forward to the engine car and asked the conductor what had happened. The conductor replied "We hit an Arab."

The man couldn't believe it. "You mean hitting a person caused that?!"

The conductor looked at him and explained "Well he was in the ditch, but we got him anyways."

 

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?? The teacher tells you to to spit out the gum, while the other says "chew-chew!".

 

My mum used to feed my brother and I by saying ‘here comes the train’, and we always used to eat it straight away. Otherwise she wouldn’t untie us from the tracks.

 

A few months ago, my wife and I were taking a nice walk down an old dirt road during the heat of the summer day. All of a sudden, I stopped and looked around. My wife was a little hesitant as to what I was doing. I slowly moved towards the railroad tracks ahead of us and knelt down, putting my hand on the steel. I looked both ways, sniffed my fingers, and contemplated for a few seconds. I turned and looked at my wife and told her that a train has been through here. She looked confused and asked how I knew. I told her, pointing to the railroad, "Because there are its tracks".

Shaking her head, she let out a sign of disappointment as she turned her back and walked away. I giggled.

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The answer to this week's question is A–Well this week makes up for last week. It was a hard question. Geology isn't my favorite topic. But I managed to swing this one right. I was actually at Mitzpe Ramon this past week and there I spoke about the erosion and they even have a movie that shows the process of carbon dioxide dissolving the rock and form it. As well was at the Stalactite and Stalagmite caves and saw the process there as well that forms those things. Dolomite as well is that sedimentary rock that is formed from the sea. I speak about that by Rosh Hanikra. So this is pretty basic tour guiding geology. So I'm back in the game with a new score  of Rabbi Schwartz having a 14.5 points and the MOT having 6.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.