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Friday, June 19, 2026

Who will Lead?- Parshat Chukas (Korach II) 5786 2026

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 19th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 34 4th of Tamuz 5786

 

Parshat (Korach II)/ & Chukas

Who will Lead?

 

 

Where are the leaders? Who are the Leaders? It's the question the nation and Korach ask in last week's parsha for those of us blessed enough to be living here and this week's parsha for those still languishing in the godless countries, across the ocean. It's as well the question of this week's parsha of Chukas here in Israel. The parsha where Aharon dies, where Miriam dies and where Moshe himself is decreed to die. It's the question the Haftorah of Korach with the people requesting a "King, so we can be like all nations" from Shmuel, who isn't so happy with their request. And it's the question of this week in the haftorah when Bnai Yisrael comes to the unlikely and seemingly uneducated Yeshiva dropout- or rather chucked out judge Yiftach and his band of merry boors to become their leader and King, because there's no one else that can get the job done. And our sages tell us the powerful and perplexing eternal message-that Yiftach in his generation is like Shmuel. Or perhaps in today's terminology. Bibi is like Dovid Ha'Melech?! Or not?

 

Those questions are not just parsha questions. It's the daily News. It's what people in America are asking. Is Trump another Obama or worse? Are gas prices and midterms more important than the moral battle against evil that he raised and claimed to be battling. There's always been the other- Korach side and claim- do we really need strong leadership, or are we all holy? We all are equal. Socialism. Humanism. Or do we need a strong leader, who we thought Trump and respected- until it came back to bite us, that doesn't care what the people have to say or want. He's leading as he sits fit. And every one else needs to get in line. King Trump.

 

Are the really even in fact leaders here? Or are they just patsies of Qatar and their billions. Is Trump a pawn of Bibi, they asked? And pretty much have their answer. Or is Bibi Trump's pawn, as Trump seems to think he is. I guess, time will tell us that.

 

It's questions that have always been going on Israel but that now it's screaming in our streets. Literally in the streets here in Israel. It's many chareidim, who for a long time knew that the government and certainly the judicial system isn't there for them, but now are asking the same questions of their official chareidi party representatives? Where are the laws and protections you promised us? Why are we getting treated as criminals, worse than arabs, worse then left-wing protestors, worse than the military echelons that let October 7th happen, that leak information to our enemies, that betray the Jewish people?

 

It's a question that most sane and therefore mortified Torah observant Jew who knows that a Torah lifestyle is meant to be pleasant and a kiddush Hashem is asking when they're seeing the disgusting and evil rabble rousing sefer toting Rabbis, Avreichim and yeshiva kids with tzitzis, payos, black hats and white shirts (although some of them seemed to have lost their pants), stopping traffic, sitting like mad angry drunk shvartza's after a Knicks victory, calling their fellow brothers "Nazi's". Spitting on them. Cursing them. Preventing good plain regular people who have no part in this from getting to the airport, from picking up their kids from kindergarten, from going to the hospital to have a baby or making it to their own wedding. (all which have happened). Where are their Rabbis? Where are their leaders? Why is no one standing up and decrying this?

 

What is even the rationale? Does anyone really think that the other side will say, oh, I see they're upset that we're jailing them, maybe we should change the law, so they won't stop traffic anymore? We just didn't chap that this would make them angry. Why is there silence when it comes to what is one of the largest chilulei Hashem, or even an explanation of why it for some reason beyond my grasp that it isn't? When it seems that there's no problem putting out kol korehs about smart phones, sheitels, and fancy weddings.

 

To be clear here- and I'm not putting in this disclaimer to be politically correct- those of you that know me, know that's not my style. Neither is it because Elka is starting Shidduchim soon either… Yeah, start flooding me with suggestions. Rather it's truly for clarity's sake. I'm not saying the Rabbanim or Gedolim are wrong, by not saying anything. That's above my pay grade, and I truly believe everything they do or don't do is Daas Torah, that's far greater than my tamey, movie filled head. Rather, what I'm saying is that it's the question and discussion on the street, here in Israel, in America and perhaps the entire world which is trying to figure out whether to put their chips on Team Trump or Team China.

 

One thing is clear though, no one is looking at Team Israel to be the leader of the world. Although we've got more than the brains to do so, and even have the fiercest army (if they'd only be allowed to fight like we need to), as well as the best intelligence in the world. No one is saying we should be the head of the United Nations. We should be the world leader. We should even be more than a sometimes-convenient strategy partner, or not. No one that is but Hashem. No one but the Torah. No one, not even us… and perhaps that's where the problem starts and ends.

 

Korach gives us one answer, Chukas gives us another. The answer of Korach is that yes, the entire nation is holy. Yes, Hashem is in each and every yid. Even the Attorney General of Israel. Even Ben Gurion. Even protestors on the Highways of Israel, from the right and left, with kippas and without, even Jews in the opposite of "pride" but rather abhorrent parades take place. Even Neturei Karta. Maybe even George Soros…

 

The fact that we know that is probably one of the most important and essential aspects of our yiddishkeit and the truth that we're meant to be bring out to the world. That every single yid has a neshoma, stood at Sinai, said "we will hear and do" for at least about a minute or two… And we're all on a journey to getting back to that mountain and moment and climbing the ladder rung by rung from the place Hashem placed us in this earth and the challenges we need to surmount to grow. And no matter how far and distant and tainted we may make ourselves or find ourselves, that spark still remains pure. We're still holy. We're a diamond that has a lot of shmutz on it.  

 

That being said, we need a Levi that will bring us back to Hashem. That has no self-interest. No portion in the land. Is not trying to take himself, as "Vayikach Korach" starts off, but rather like Moshe who tells the nation that he hasn't taken one thing for himself not a cow, not an ox. Those same words are recited by Shmuel in our haftorah as well. He is that Levi that goes around to the entire nation all day and rebukes and is mekarev them. He is like Moshe and Aharon who are willing to stand down on their own honor and go to the tent of Dasan and Aviram. Because they have no self. They have no honor. They understand that they are merely servants and messengers of Hashem there to bring His kids, Totty's kids back to the Shabbos table, after they've been misbehaving and disturbing too much while Daddy is trying to read Rabbi Schwartz's very long E-Mail out loud to everyone. An obviously very sever criminal offense.

 

It's Shmuel who can then be the one who can anoint the King. He can bring Mashiach. Because a King comes when there is a nation. And for there to be a nation there has to be someone that will bring them all together and reveal that spark of kedusha in each of them. When that shines, then they can have a real king. The people don't get that. They get together, but just like the goyim. They want someone that will fight for them. That will make good laws for them. That will not bother them too much. They're not interested in really being united and bringing those sparks together. In finding the spark in the yid without a yarmulka next to me, or in the opposing political party. So if that's the case, we can only get a King that's not Dovid, but rather that's Shaul. That's cool, handsome, warrior and that has a great face for politics and a nice resume, but that's not King David. That's still trying to figure out how not to upset the nation too much and stay in power.

 

Parshat Chukas though, is the opposite story. It's the story of death. Death is the one thing that unites all of us. Just as we said that every yid is holy, every Jew as well will die. Even Moshe, even Aharon, even Bibi, even Reb Chayim Kanievsky and Reb Moshe Feinstien and the Chaftetz Chaim. Some say the Lubavitcher Rebbe too… especially on his yartzeit. (Like I said, not the politically correct E-Mail 😊 ). We all die and that death reminds us that we become tamey. We only become tamey, though if we understand that we have taharah naturally. And since every Jew can become tamey, we understand that it is a law, a chok, that is almost unexplainable that we are all inherently tahor. Even more then that, it is also a chok, and inherent Divine law, that we can all become tahor again as well. That the Mother can clean up the poop of her baby cow. That even the incomprehensible sin of the Eigel can be atoned for. That in fact it only happened so Hashem could teach us that we all can fall and we can all return. That the tamey can become tahor. He just has to know that he can. And if he does, that's already the start of the revelation of that spark.   

 

With that understanding the entire parsha continues with an amazing flow. Even Miriam dies. Even Moshe and Aharon even sin by the rock. One Jewish maid servant gets kidnapped and we all realize she's part of our spark. We need to save her. She's just as holy as we are. Because as Korach taught us and that he wasn't wrong about is that the entire nation is holy. We sin, our leaders sin. We become tamey and then tahor and so can they. The Kohen who purifies us from tumah in fact even has to be tamey partially himself to sprinkle and purify us. (They would even make him impure and then purify him until the last stage where he has to wait for sun to come up to eat teruma) and in that quasi tumah state he can affect purity on all of us. Because we learn that we can become pure just like he can.

 

And when that happens, then something fantastic happens at the end of this parsha. We actually conquer Israel. Yes, you don't have to wait until the book of Yehoshua for that to happen. You don't even have to wait for Moshe Rabbeinu to die for that to happen. This week's parsha 1/3 of Israel is conquered and even settled. The entire portion on the other side of Jordan is ours. 2.5 tribes will live there and they're obligated in all the laws of the land (except Bikkurim). In fact, its even arguable that it's the only part of the land that we truly and unequivocally conquered. Because there was no one left to question our sovereignty. Moshe killed every man, women and child of the Emori and of Og. Just like Hashem told him to. He did this because he was one with the people and the people were one with him. That's what a leader is supposed to look like. That's what the nation that he rules over and represents should look like. That's how we get the land.

 

There's an amazing pasuk and Rashi this week. We find twice in this parsha messages and messengers that are sent out to the world. The first one is sent by Moshe to the King of Edom. To Trump, the red-head. He calls him our brother. He tells him that it's time for the redemption. It's time to remember what happened in Egypt to us. What happened on October 7th. What happened for 2000 years in galus. Moshe tells him we need to get to Israel to conquer the land. To reveal Hashem. Trump- I mean Edom says not on my dime. Read my Lips. Don't. Moshe then asks pretty please with a cherry on top. We don't need your dime. We'll pay the bill. But they threaten us. They show up on or border. They're in Ben Gurion hogging half of our airport. And we turn around from the "border"- the gevul- the limitations of Edom. And we continue wandering.

 

We weren't a light enough for him to come around to our way of thinking. Of Hashem's plan. The reason Rashi tells us is, because Moshe hit the rock. Oh yeah… Trump said. If you have the power of prayer and Hashem, and it's the time of the redemption, then why are you still hitting rocks. I'm the hitting guy. Why are you calling your people rebels? You don't see that spark of holiness in them that can come out by just talking to them. By inspiring them and putting down that staff. You're not a true leader. You're not making a kiddush Hashem. You don't hold of them. Well then I don't see it either. And thus Edom tells us, I'm not buying in to that narrative.

 

The end of the parsha though, something changes. Rather than Moshe sending messengers to the Giant Sichon and Og and their huge armies, the pasuk tells us Vayishlach Yisrael- and Israel sent messengers. It wasn't Moshe that sent rather it was Israel that did the sending. What's strange about that is that in Devarim, Moshe seems to claim credit for this sending as it says Va'Eshlach- singular. What makes this all even stranger is that in the haftorah, Yiftach, who sends messengers to the King of Ammon himself, relates that in both of these stories, even in the case of Edom, it was Yisrael that sent the messengers. So, who really did the sending? Or in the question that we started off with is there a leader here?   

 

The answer Rashi tells us is that the Torah switches these around, to teach us

 

"that Moshe is Israel and Israel is Moshe To teach us that the leader of the generation is like the entire generation. For the leader is ha'kol- he is everything."

 

Do you know what a leader is? A leader is someone that is one person that can stand up and when he stands up and speaks or sends a message, one can see the entire nation united behind that message. The two prerequisites for that happening, is that the leader has to see that one united in spark in every single member of the nation. And the nation themselves have to feel that from him and see in him the person that represents not just their own personal agenda, but rather the agenda of the one united nation.

 

When we came to Edom, Perhaps in Yiftach's view it seemed as if the entire nation was sending a message to the King of Edom, but the Torah tells us it really wasn't that way. Although it does tell us that Moshe sent the messengers, and that could be interpreted as the entire Israel sent them. But, Moshe himself tells us it was only him. He didn't have the people behind him. They were still struggling over his knocking them and hitting with the staff and calling them rebels. They wouldn't have voted for him in the next elections.

 

What changed in between those stories, is that we lost Aharon. We lost another leader that united us and that we felt that did save us and purify us. We lost the leader, that himself brought the Eigel, but was able to pick up from that state of tumah and become purified and thus purify us. That drew us to believe we were always able to become holy. That didn't hit us, but rather sprinkled holy water of life upon us. That sense of loss, reminded us and brought us together on the same page, because we all mourned him together. Like we all mourn together every fallen soldier today.

 

The next thing that happened was we were attacked. Canaan came. Amalek came. They kidnapped one of ours or more. And we all felt that pain, that horror, that recognition that our enemy doesn't differentiate on whether we have a kippa or what size or material it is made out of or who we voted for in the last elections. They see our spark and thus we saw it as well and wiped them out. And brought her home.

 

The next story is how our spirit felt constricted as we didn't hear the shofar the next morning and Mashiach wasn't here. We were heading the wrong way. We're still eating that same manna that might have been delicious cause it tasted like those meat boards we remembered until now, but with the smell and anticipation of coming into the land so close where we wouldn't have it anymore and we would grow our own food and crops and have real milk and honey, just seemed like a bad substitute. We thought if we wiped out these Hamas Amalekites it would be over already, and now we're back heading into the wilderness.

 

So Hashem brought the snakes. He was teaching us that it wasn't about what we as a united nation even wants. It's about subjugating ourselves to His will. Snakes, tell Adam and Chava that Hashem created you to be Lords down here and Him up there. Your will here and His will there. It's not what we want that's important, though Hashem is telling us. That just brings the snakes out. Rather, we need to look above the snake. We need to see the neis. Who we are representing? Whom we are striving and our only agenda is to bring down to this world. We need to, as Rashi, tell us expand our hearts, and not bottle up our personal tzar. And then our spirt will become wide. Then Hashem can come down. Then his agenda is ours. Then our king and leader, will be reflective of not our agenda but His agenda, which is now all of ours.

 

It is then, the Torah then tells us the tune changed. Then Yisrael, who is Moshe, and Moshe who is Yisrael, sends messages out to the Emori. You let us come in because we are going in the way of the Melech. We will overcome all of your gevulecha-all of your borders and limitations you think you can put upon us. Because we're coming from Hashem. He is borderless. And now so are we. That's how Israel is conquered. That's how we come home. We kill all those that don't want that agenda and can't get behind us from the nations that oppose us. Because we realize, that it's not us they're opposing. It's Him.

 

We're at that final stage, raboysai! The nations of the world and the entire world is leader-less. We can't be like them. We need to be their leaders. We need to put aside all our own issues and agendas and find the one uniting spark in all of us. We need to look above all the snakes. We have to stop being a nation of Korach's each trying to take out of the pot and become a nation Kohanim that understand that even if we're tamey, we can rise up and bring purity to the world. And then we need to send that message out on all our statuses, from the Temple Mount that we've cleared away without any fear of what those leaderless nations have to say. And tell them that we're beyond your borders and limitations. We're on the Derech Ha'Melech- the King's path. And we will lead the whole world to Him in prayer in His new home here, that is for all of you.

 

Have a marvelous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" A nayer meylech mit naye gzeyres, a nay yor mit naye aveyres.– A new king with new decrees a new year with new sins…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

4. The arch whose remnants are found in the southwestern corner of the Temple Mount is called ___________


Which of the following statements regarding the city of Gamla is correct?

A. The city contains remains of a synagogue from the Second Temple period.

B. Hiding complexes from the Bar Kokhba revolt period were discovered in the city.

C. The city's defenders surrendered without a fight, and it fell to Vespasian.

D. The city's location was forgotten and rediscovered in the mid-19th century.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqEcwu6VjNI  – Latest Bardak- Soda Battle Parat three


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGdrSnWR5s&list=OLAK5uy_kMBP3_YuM_t5c8_6ewcn3-sB41OEv24Y4  - Sruly Green's Latest- Ma Rabu Masecha- almost as nice as mine!


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9wIkZ57Ik  -  In honor of the Rebbe's yartzeit Eli Marcus's 12 pesukim. Nice


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXsnwdSNkU   – Aharon Razel in honor of his brother Yonasan coming from his illness- Simcha Amitit


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Aliyah!- -345 BC  Ok it's the second Aliya time for the second Bais Hamikdash. The ones that came with Zerubavel 24 years previously were the ones that were dedicated and merited to build the Bais Ha'Mikdash. The rest of the losers stayed behind. They missed out on the fun. Sure it was paused in the middle. Koresh, whom some thought was like Mashiach and even acted like it for a bit, backed off and changed his mind. The presidents- I mean Kings- that followed him weren't so keen and stopped Israel from rebuilding. The guys back there in comfortable Bavel Park said… see it's not yet the time…

 

But then it happened. We built it while they were snoozing. And they couldn't even get out for a while as well. But finally, we here in Israel completed it and brought sacrifices for them. And finally finally Ezra decides it's time for a second Aliyah campaign. He opens up Nefesh B'Nefesh offices and starts advertising. Who's coming. It's time! And the replies as we discussed wasn't heartwarming. The oilam wasn't interested.

 

Now the interesting thing our sages note, was why Ezra himself didn't move earlier. Why didn't he go there for the building. There's something extremely powerful and revealing about that.. The answer they say is because his Rebbi Baruch Ben Neriya who was a student of Yirmiyahu HaNavi was still alive. He was his link in the chain. He couldn't leave him. He still had Torah to receive from him. It was only when the gadol hador died, his Rebbi, could he leave. This is one of the sources that is brought down, that for one to study Torah it is permitted to live outside of Israel. It's the excuse that many use today. Well it has it's basis here. But L'ma'aseh he missed out on the Temple Building And the truth is it set the tone and message that moving isn't so important. If the leaders aren't moved or haven't moved then the people don't want to come either.

 

We're told the second Temple didn't last because the nation didn't come. Let's make this one happen eternally. But to do that we all have to come. Leaders and Laymen. It's time to come back.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE LEADERSHIP JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Trump and Bibi are discussing leadership and decision making...Donald Trump asks Bibi how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Bibi says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Bibi says"I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls up Deri. "Shalom, Aryeh. If your parents have a child and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

Deri: "It's me, of course."

Bibi: "You see?"

Trump is really impressed and goes home to the White House. He calls up his VP Vesgeth and says "Hey JD, if your parents have a kid, and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

JD: "Mr. President, let me get back to you on that."

He opens an investigation, spends millions of dollars of taxpayer money to no avail. A week passes and he happens to mention this to Marco Rubio during a briefing, who rolls his eyes. "It's me of course."

JD calls the president immediately. "Mr. President, I have your answer. It's Marco Rubio."

Trump: "Haw haw, no, you idiot, it's Aryeh Deri!"

 

The Confederacy had some top-tier military leadership. General Lee speaking. .

 

I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills.

"OK," I replied. "I'm hired."

 

Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even he knows not to compare Apples and oranges.

 

One day Vladimir Putin arrived at an elementary school, where he gave a lecture on all the reasons why Russia, under his leadership, is the best country in the world. After the lecture, he invited the children to ask him questions, and almost everyone raised their hand enthusiastically - after all, not every day they get to raise a question before the President of Russia.

"Yes, cute girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with braids, who began to speak, saying, "Hello, Mr. President. My name is Sasha and I wanted to know: Do you think one day Russia will return to itself as the Soviet Union, In the past? "

"Of course," Putin replied. "It is only a matter of time before all the countries of Eastern Europe, and even the countries of the world, understand that it is in their favor."

"Yes cute boy, next question please," Putin said, pointing to a boy with freckles, who said, "Hello Mr. President. My name is Arkady and I wanted to know: what is the secret of your success? Because you are the most powerful and important man in all of Russia."

"The truth is," Putin said, "I am the most powerful and important man in the whole world, and the secret of my success is that I just know what is good for everyone, so everyone trusts me to run the country for the best."

"Do you have any more questions?" Putin wondered, then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand.

The boy spoke and said: "Hello Mr. President. My name is Boris and I wanted to know why Russia is sending troops to Ukraine and why we have annexed the Crimean peninsula from Ukraine to us?".

A moment after Boris finished asking his question the break bell suddenly rang, and everyone went out for lunch. When the break was over, Putin and all the children returned to the lecture hall.

"Yes sweet girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with short hair who stood up. "Hello Mr. President. My name is Katya and I wanted to know where Boris is?

 

The new Ayatolla has just taken power. The former leaders says to him ‘I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter”.

About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads ‘blame all your problems on me’. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.

But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads ‘sit down and write two letters’.

 

A manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar, full of bright ideas and cheerfulness. He calls a meeting of all of his employees and announces that his office door will be open, and he will be easily accessible for the rest of the week, and if there is ANYTHING an employee needs, now is the time to come talk to him.

Less than an hour later, the manager is sitting in his office, and Joe comes in sheepishly.

"Boss," says Joe, "I've got a problem."

"No, Joe!" says the manager. "In this company, we do not have problems. We have opportunities!"

"Ok boss," says Joe, "I've got a drinking opportunity"


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The answer to this week's question is A– So the second part of this question was easy and I got that part right. Gamla is the last stand- the "Masada"- so to speak of the North in the Great Revolt in the year 67 CE before Vespasian headed down with his son Ttitus to destroy the 2nd Temple. They had a huge fight but in the ended lime Masada according to Josephus they died jumping off the cliff or getting chased off by the Romans. There is one of the oldest shuls in the world from end of second temple period. The fist part I got wrong, which is a busha. The correct answer was Robinson's Arch which I knew was there in the Southern part of the Kotel Western Wall. But I got stuck on the Southern part and went with the arch of Chulda which is really a gate or the three arches that remain there. But the truth is its not really western as much as its southern. So I got a 50/50 on this on and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 2.5 points and the MOT having 1.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Highway One- Parshat Korach (and Shelach II) 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 12th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 33 27th of Sivan 5786

 

Parshat (Shelach II)/ & Korach

Highway One


 (LAST WEEK'S And THIS WEEK'S EDITION although both contain are on both parshas!)

Click here below for print edition

 Parshat Shelach (and behaloscha II)

( Weekly Newsletter - Parshat Shelach )

 

And parshat Korach and Shelach II

(Weekly Newsletter - Parshat Korach )

 

I think there's something symbolic that strikes me by the fact that we here in Eretz Yisrael are reading a different parsha then you guys are over there in the Diaspora. While you guys are still struggling with the challenges and questions of if this is a good land to live in, to move to, to give up the false sense of superior Torah in the mibdar, and the even more false sense of security that you feel over there- even without the clouds of Glory that we seem to have here. While you guys are wondering if it's worthwhile to leave the yeshiva of Moshe Rabbeinu and actually take a gun and fight and eradicate the enemy in the army of Yehoshua- and if your children can handle that or not. Here in Israel we're passed that point already. We've finished that parsha already. We know the land is very very good. We know clearly that it is only here Hashem wants us to live and build His home. We learned the lesson that the Torah of Moshe in galus is not really where it's meant to be learned. We tragically even know that if we decide we don't want to come, then we will die pathetically in that midbar, our corpses will fall there. And maybe if we're lucky our children will learn from our mistakes and come in.

 

Yes, we learned that parsha. We're one ahead of you. We're on the streets fighting and screaming at one another. We're in Parshat Korach over here. We have some of us screaming how we are all equal. We all need to share the burden. We have others saying, "No! We're the tribe of Levi". We need to be dedicated to the Torah. To the Holy service. We have people scorning the spiritual leaders. We have rabblerousers. We have demonstrations. Name calling. Fists flying. And the Highway to Eretz Yisrael- the Kvish Chotzeh Aretz is being blocked by these fights.  The Highway ONE isn't moving. It's stuck in this traffic.

 

Interestingly enough the one thing we don't have is a Moshe and Aharon that is literally going over to the tent of the Attorney General of Israel- who is probably no less of a rasha then Dasan and Aviram were- who have been a thorn in our side since Egypt when Moshe first met them fighting- and coming to her in humility or to Bennet or any of these other idiots, and asking them to make peace. Wouldn't that be a sight?! Now don't you have a better appreciation of that act of Moshe and Aharon and the eternal lesson that Chazal say we need to take from that today. But that's just an aside.  

 

Yup, so here we are dealing with our parsha, you guys are dealing with yours, but at the end of the day- guess what? Despite what us Aliyah snobs might tell you, it's abundantly clear- that despite the Knicks winning the championships, Mashiach is still not here. We're stuck. We're almost there. But the road is blocked. Some of us it seems, may sadly not even make it to the land. Others tragically if we don't get this right might get swallowed up and/or burnt up in the fires of machlokes that are raging and preventing us from getting to that place we've longed to for so so long. That was promised to our shared great grand father Avraham. The place where Dovid Ha'Melech as well didn't live to see be built. The place where our Father in heaven can finally be one with His children and we can finally realize that dream of retzoneinu li'ros Malkeinu- to see our King rule over the entire world.

 

So how do get there? How do we finally enter the land and build that House? I just completed this week the Book of Shoftim, two weeks after I finished the Book of Yehoshua. I saw this amazing program in memory of a soldier where if you learn wo perakim a day, you can finish the entire Nach by next year Shavuos, when I started it. The one theme that seems to ride through both books is these two failures. On the one hand, despite Yehoshua and Klal Yisrael conquering the land, and killing many of the enemies and nations there. We didn't finish the job. We didn't do what Hashem repeatedly told us we need to do. We became fat and satisfied with a Jewish state where we could worship freely, but alongside those idolatrous foreign nations that were living there. We left the Plishtim in Gaza. We left many Canaanim in the "West Bank". Amalek was still walking around threatening us. And we were dealing with Midyan, Aram and all the other nations that saw that we really weren't that serious about truly cleansing the land of all idolatry for the Shechina to truly be revealed. We just wanted to be left in peace.

 

Actually, I really want to take part of what I said right now back. These weren't in fact foreign nations that were living in Israel. These were Canaanite nations living in Canaan. In fact this was their land not ours. Our job wasn't to liberate our biblical ancestral homeland from oppressors that threw us out. Rather it was to be conquerors to ruthlessly come into their land and kill them all; men women and children and announce that it was now ours. Why? Because Hashem told us to. Sounds crazy, right? It so much more comfortable for us to say that we're taking back our land. But that's not the truth. That really doesn't reveal Hashem. Any nation in the world could and would claim to do that without god and rectify that injustice. Eretz Yisrael is about so much more. It's about what I said…

 

If you don't believe me, by the way. It's time to open up the Chumash and read the first Rashi that introduces the Torah. Don't have a Chumash handy? I'll quote it for you. Rashi asks, why the Torah which seemingly should be a book about Jewish laws and our national history begin with the story of Creation. So he quotes Rabbi Yitzchak…

 

Now for what reason did He begin the Torah with “- Bereishis -In the beginning?” Because of the verse “The strength of His works He related to His people, to give them the inheritance of the nations” (Ps. 111:6).

For if the nations of the world should say to Israel, “You are robbers, for you conquered by force the lands of the seven nations [of Canaan],”

They will reply, "The entire earth belongs to Hakadosh Baruch Hu. He created it  and gave it to whomever He deemed proper When He wished, He gave it to them, and when He wished, He took it away from them and gave it to us.

 

Did you get that? Our job, our function, the purpose of the entire Creation, the introduction to the entire Torah is one thing. Hashem created the world. He runs and controls and owns the entire world. He owns America. Russia. Europe. Saudi Arabia and Iran. How will they know that? How will His Kingdom reign on the entire world? When our nation will come us as His ambassadors and messengers to the world and take over and wipe out the seven nations whom he had originally allowed and even given the land to. And when the world might or perhaps will certainly ask us in the United Nations what right we have to do that? Our response won't be because we need a place to live. Because after the Holocaust we deserve to have a place. It won't be because we don't have any other country to call our own. It won't even be because this land was promised to Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov and it certainly won't be because we once lived here for about a thousand or so years. Rather there is one answer that we are meant to give them. Only one that is the Kiddush Hashem that Hashem is waiting for us to make.

 

That answer is koach ma'asuv hi'gid l'amo- Hashem created the entire world. He is the King over your nations as well. And yes He gave this land to these wonderful evil deviant Arabs until now. But guess what? Now He gave it to us. He's a King. He can do those types of things. He's your King as well. He told us to kill them all. And we did. Yes, even their women and babies. He told us to wipe out every alternate form of worship from the land- He told us that by the way repeatedly. And so we did. The churches. The mosques. The bamos. The Temple. We destroyed them all. We didn't even have any shtibalch or shuls of our own. Because that's also a bama- a private house of worship to Hashem. No. When we came here we built Him one house, where we all come to see Him and daven together in. That's the Kiddush Hashem. That will make the world better. That will reveal Him to the world.

 

Sefer Yehoshua and Sefer Shoftim are complete with the error of not fulfilling that mission. Of not eradicating our enemies and bringing the chilul Hashem and chilul Ha'Aretz to an end. We had eras of peace in these two books, even periods of serious Torah study and fulfillment of mitzvos. But we never really cleaned up the land to build that Mikdash. We got stuck in traffic. We were in Israel, but the truth is it was like we were living in America almost. We were still somewhat in galus here in Israel. Because even here we didn't fully appreciate what we were meant to do. What the ultimate goal was. How learning Torah and mitzvos and even settling portions of the land wasn't enough. And all of the reminders Hashem sent us with our neighbors constantly attacking us still didn't wake us up to what we were truly brought here to do. Our mission here was never to create a Jewish state in the Middle East. Not even a Torah state… shhhh….It was about a land conquered and cleansed where the Shechina could shine out to the entire world from the dedication and sacrifice of the conquest of that land to reveal His glory as Creator and King of the world.

 

The failure to get that, is the sin of the meraglim back then, who didn't understand that was our purpose. That didn't get that message of Yehoshua and Kaleiv that we could do that if Hashem tells us. That nothing could stand in our way when we have that mission and Aron in our midst. As well it was the sin of the ma'apilim, who instead felt that they could go up and conquer and settle the land without Hashem in their midst. Without the Aron. Without Moshe. That they could just walk in there and claim the land and live in it as a holy Jewish state, and even eat the fruits of the land and fulfill those special mitzvos. That they could learn Torah in the land and it would be worthwhile- even if they left the Mishkan and Ark behind. That they could overcome Amalek and finally win this stupid three-thousand-year-old war that we're still fighting without the Bais HaMikdash and eradication of evil and cleansing of the land as the ultimate mission and goal to accomplish. It was their sin then. It's ours today.

 

Parshat Korach however contains the second part of our sin and our traffic block. It's what we here in Eretz Yisrael are still suffering from today and that is blocking Highway One, the One-ness of Hashem from being revealed. For Hashem and the Bais Ha'Mikdash to descend we all have to be united. We all have to be there, as we were on Mt. Sinai- k'ish echa b'leiv echad- like one man with one heart. It's a lesson and message we never got and we still haven't today.


In the book of Yehoshua and Shoftim we're told about 36 Jews that were killed in the battle of the city of Ai. Imaginably with the different accounts and wars and terrorization that we suffered from the other nations there were probably hundreds more over the 300 years of those periods. Yet, those numbers don't even come close to the number of Jews that were killed in the civil wars. In the fight in the period of Yiftach between Ephraim and Menashe- (remember how everyone says how those two brothers are the ones that always got along… well those people never learned Tanach). Menashe and the family of Yiftach slaughtered 42,000 members of the tribe of Ephraim. The final story in the book of Shoftim of Pilegesh B'Givah is perhaps even more insane. Binyamin kills 40,000 of the tribes of Israel in two wars (that took two days!!) and the tribes of Israel wipe out 25,400 of Binyamin. Almost every man and woman and yes… even their babies, the verse and commentaries tell us. That's over 107,000 from our internal fighting. We're not even going to open the book of Shmuel and the civil war of Avshalom which claimed another 20,000 and in Melachim where the battles between the Northern Kingdom between Aviya and Yeravam claimed according to Divrei Ha'Yamim… ready for this… 500,000!!!.

 

The enemies from without isn't our major problem. It's our inability to come together and realize that we need each other to reveal the shechina, to build Hashem a Shabbos table where all His children are sitting around it. The question is how do we get there? How is it possible. What can we do and what tools has Hashem given us to fulfill this even more difficult and life-threatening mission.

 

Korach and his followers and nation had a plan. They looked at Klal Yisrael and said the problem is that there's too many tiers. We're all holy. We were all at Sinai. We all want to see Hashem. We're all techeiles. We're all a reflection of Hashem and that throne of His. We all want to see our King. The first borns of every family should have a representative. Dasan and Aviram even said Egypt is a land of Milk and Honey. The whole world is the glory of Hashem. He's preaching achdus. He's preaching unity. They're saying Jews all over the place can be one in their heart. We don't need Aharon. We don't need High Priests. We don't need a tribe of Levi even that has no portion in the land of Israel. That are shaved down of all of their hair and that are picked up and thrown around by Moshe and Aharon to be servants of the rest of Klal Yisrael. To protect the Kodesh. To dedicate their lives to watching over the Ark. To singing songs to Hashem all day. We can all do that. We all want to come into the Kodesh. They missed the message of Nadav and Avihu that had a similar holy desire. They got burned up as well.

 

The message they missed is that our unity can't come, is impossible to be achieved without Aharon. Without the Levites. And there's two parts to that. It's the marriage of those two parts that bring achdus. It's about Klal Yisrael understanding our role and the Levi understanding its. Klal Yisrael has to understand the desire to see Hashem can never be a personal one. It has to be a national one. It's not about me achieving my personal spiritual connection with Hashem. Because then its about me and not about Hashem. Rather our focus has to be how to create a connected united reflection of Hashem in this world. How to blend into a tapestry rather than to stand out shine out your own personal colors and light. To do that one needs to have a melaveh- some one that brings us all together. We have to become one with the song that he sings to Hashem, we have to stand and understand where our place on the stage is rather than each one of us trying to grab the mike and put on our own personal show. The Levi is the one that brings us and watches that we stay in our place. The Kohein, Aharon and his descendants are the representatives of Hashem bringing that one united offering and to Him and bringing His Shechina down to us.

 

Perhaps even more critical than that job and mission that we have is the job and challenge the Levi has and the role he is meant to play. The Levi doesn't have a piece of the Eretz Yisrael. He has no official citizen rights that doesn't come from the nation itself. He is a servant of the people. His job is to inspire. To bring them to that stage. To enlighten them. To keep them on track. To make sure that we don't kill each other trying to make it on our own.

 

I don't believe it's a wonder then that the story of the idol of Micha at the end of Shoftim has as it's central figure the Levi who doesn't fulfill that role and is out for his own personal aggrandizement. Fascinatingly enough Chazal tell us that Levi was in fact the grandson of Moshe, the son of Gershom himself! As well and even more striking is that the story of Pilegesh B'Givah as well is a story of Levi that started this whole thing, and it ends with none less than Pinchas- the son of Aharon who Hashem made covenant of peace with leading us into this civil war that killed 70,000 of us.

 

Chazal tell us that Pinchas sinned as well by Yiftach by not communicating with him about the annulment of his vow, which as well led to the civil war between brothers Ephraim and Menashe. He waited for Yiftach to approach him, Yiftach waited for Pinchas. And we all died because we couldn't talk. We couldn't communicate. We protested instead. We didn't respect them. They didn't respect us. The gadol ha'dor didn't go to the tents of the evil doers. The tribe of Levi didn't bring the nation together. And when they don't do their job. When they're focused on their own rights. Their own stipends. Their own Torah. When they don't realize that the function of that Torah is to create a song that all will sing to Hashem. To bring us all close to Him. To build that Bais Ha'Mikdash and shut down our own personal minyanim. Then all hell breaks loose. Chaos reigns. The Highway to Hashem is blocked.

 

This Shabbos I begin the next book of the prophets. It is the book of Shmuel. Shmuel, who is the equal of Moshe and Aharon. Shmuel is the Levi that fixes it all. He is the one, in this week- in Israel's haftorah- that anoints us our first King Shaul from that very tribe of Binyamin that we just waged a war against and that killed so many of us. He is the one that charges Shaul with killing and eradicating Amalek as we are united and expresses his disappointment and Hashem's when we don't do that fully. He is the one that will anoint Dovid Ha'Melech. He is the one that will reveal the Makom Ha'Mikdash finally together with him. Yet he is also the man of the people. He is someone that will travel the width and breadth (are those the same things?) of Eretz Yisrael and teach the nation. He will bring them together. He's what we need to be today. He's the new book that Klal Yisrael needs to get to, to finally achieve the day that we are longing for.

 

This week both in Israel and the States we will bless the new month of Tamuz. It's the month when the spies were in Israel and they got it wrong. It's the month where until this year we fasted on the 17th of this month to remember and atone for that sin of the Golden Calf. When we started looking for alternatives to seeing Hashem and Moshe leading us into Israel. May this year, that day finally turn into a day of celebration, as our prophets tell us it will become. We just need to get out of the traffic jam that is holding us up.  

 

Have a spectacular Shabbos

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Oif fremder erd boit men nit." – One doesn't build on foreign land (halevai…)

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

3. According to Josephus Flavius, the name of the latest wall built in Jerusalem during the Second Temple period was ____ . 

Thanks to which of the following findings was Masada declared a World Heritage Site?

A. The synagogue

B. The water system

C. The Byzantine church

D. Remains of the Roman siege

 

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eretz-tu-bishvat   – In honor of the Eretz Yisrael love parsha… My song which is the tikkun of it all Eretz Yisrael! Dovid Lowy on vocals and arrangements… listen till end it's fun!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bq-wGegM4 - Yitzi Ackerman- spent Shabbos with him a few months ago… beautiful song Ata Meyuchad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4q6wAuL7qY-  This week was reb Yishmale Kohen Gadol (across the street from me) yartzeit and this Moshe Laufer Avraham Fried release of Tiher Rebbi Yishmael is magnificent


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OCLmYuziOE&list=RD3OCLmYuziOE&start_radio=1    – Only Reb Levi Yitzchak would be able to meilitz yosher and perhaps even enjoy this new TYH group and style of music that this new kids group in His name The Bardichevers put out!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


2nd Inauguration- -346 BC  Hooray! We got the permits to complete the work of building the second Bais HaMikdash. We did our hishtadlus. We started even before we got our permits from Darius and Persia. We listened to the prophets and did it anyways. Thus setting the precedent for all Israeli construction to follow… It's the way things get done in this country!

 

The next precedent is that it took 4 years… whew.. Projects take time in this country. And this wasn't even a glorious building like Herod's which will come in another few hundred years. This was a smaller humble mostly wooden construction. The work completed on 3rd of Adar in the 6th year of the reign of Darius just in time for Pesach preparations. The big inauguration ceremony took place in the building, although all the while they had been bringing sacrifices on the altar that had been established. Yet this was a big deal. The biggest ever since Shlomo.

 

There were 100 cows offered, 200 rams, 400 sheep, as well as sin offerings to atone for…. All the Jews that didn't come back and stayed in galus. See.. we care about you. And if you don't make it this time as well. We'll bring your sin offering. Don't worry. Enjoy Tom's River Smash Burger. The ones that came back were mostly Yehuda and Binyamin and they brought the Pesach offering as well that year. Darius sent his best wishes and blessings as well. We had come home. We were officially back in business after almost a century!

 

Yet all that being said. It wasn't the same. The Shechina wasn't there this time. It was a chilul Hashem. It was the building we built with Darius's permission. There were none of the miracles of the first Temple of Shlomo. It was a politically correct Temple. That's not what Hashem was looking for. If you don't know why, read the E-Mail above. Yet it was something. Next week we begin the return of Ezra with the Jews that held out. The Jews that missed the building but at least had enough brains to come to experience and dwell here. Unfortunately it wasn't all of us. It still isn't. It's time to change that. When ya comin?

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TRAFFIC JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

A policeman stops a car that is going very slowly on the I40 highway, and says to the driver "Why are you going so slow? You're holding up traffic!"

"Well," says the man, "the signs say I40."

"That's the road number," says the policeman, "not the speed limit."

Then he notices a woman in the back seat, trembling all over. "Is your passenger all right, sir?" he asks.

"Don't worry officer," says the man, "my wife is always like that when we come off Hwy I170

 

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American Slogans, with a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the side of their car and a "FREE PALESTINE" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, " Allahu Akbar!, Allahu Akbar!, " and took off before the lights changed.

Out of nowhere, an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car stunned, thinking to myself,"man...that could have been me!"

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

 

"What did the traffic light say to the traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

 

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Officers funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"

The Rabbi smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too late pal, I've already done the paperwork.

 

Why was Vladimir involved in a traffic accident on the way to the airport in Moscow? He was Russian, and ran a red light.

 

A man driving a Kia stops at a traffic light next to a Rolls-Royce. The Kia driver rolls down his window and calls out to the Rolls-Royce driver, "Hey, pal, that's an impressive car. Does your Rolls have Wi-Fi? My Kia does!"

The Rolls-Royce driver replies, "Yes, it has Wi-Fi."

The Kia driver continues, "Nice! And do you have a fridge in there? I have a fridge in the backseat of my Kia!"

The Rolls-Royce driver, getting irritated, responds, "Yes, there's a refrigerator."

Not backing down, the Kia driver asks, "That's cool, man! What about a TV? I've got a TV in my Kia's backseat!"

The Rolls-Royce driver, increasingly annoyed, says, "Yes, there's a television. A Rolls-Royce is the epitome of luxury vehicles!"

The Kia driver says, "Amazing car! But, do you have a bed in there? I've got a bed in the back of my Kia!"

Frustrated that his car lacks a bed, the Rolls-Royce driver speeds off. He heads straight to the dealership and orders a bed to be installed in his Rolls. The following morning, he picks up his car, and the bed looks fantastic, complete with silk sheets and elegant brass accents. It's undoubtedly a bed suited for a Rolls-Royce.

The Rolls-Royce driver spends the entire day searching for the Kia. Finally, late that night, he spots the Kia parked with fogged-up windows. He gets out of his Rolls-Royce and knocks on the Kia's window. At first, there's no response, but then the owner pokes his head out, dripping wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the Rolls-Royce driver declares smugly.

The Kia driver replies, "Did you really drag me out of the shower just to tell me that?!

 

A huge traffic jam appeared on the highway of Tehran. Most people got out of their cars to see what’s going on. In the distance they spotted a man holding a donation box. As the man was walking from car to car he got stopped by one upset driver.

The driver proceeded to ask him “what’s going on? Why are we being stopped here for hours already?”

The man trying to explain says “well the Ayatolla got kidnapped and the kidnappers are asking for 10 million or they’re going to cover him in fuel and set him on fire.”

The driver obviously shocked asks “well are the people giving something?”

And the man says “ yeah they do. Like 5,6… liters..

 

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court."

He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I will not run a red light' five hundred times."

 

A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”

The man replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”

“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.

The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!”, the officer said.

“I did,” the man replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach

 

A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway, but amazingly traffic was fine.

No congestion for hours!

 

A duck was standing by a busy roadside, waiting for a break in traffic as cars went roaring by

A chicken walks up and says, "don't do it, mate. You'll never hear the end of it."

 

Why do traffic lights turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

 

While driving to work this morning I rear-ended a car at a traffic light. When the driver got out... I noticed that he was a dwarf.

He steamed up to my car and said, 'I'm not happy...'.

So I said, 'Well, which one are you then?'

 

What does a cop with Alzheimers always say at routines traffic stops, “Do you know why I pulled you over???”. ( I gotta have at least one each week that I probably shouldn't have put out there…)

 

I was sitting in traffic the other day . Probably why I got run over- the yeshiva bachur said…

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The answer to this week's question is DI wasn't sure about this, but I guessed right. Proud of myself. I guessed it was the Choma Ha'Shlishit. It was a quasi-educated guess. As it is the wall that actually goes past the current old city walls. To where that rechov is today in the Russian compound and Muswara neighborhoods where one can see remains of it still. It was built by Aggripas the son of Herod to expand the old city walls. Pretty cool I remembered that. On the other hand I got the Masada question wrong. I went with the Shul, which I should've in retrospect known was wrong. The UN isn't a fan of old shuls and its not the only one. The reason why I didn't go with the siege Roman one which was the correct answer is because its debatable in todays times the whole story. Yet, that's really only a question if they made that hill with the battering ram. But the siege part around is definitely real. So I got a 50/50 on this on and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 2 points and the MOT having 1 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.