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Friday, July 17, 2026

Baby-Killers!- Parshat Devarim- Chazon- 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 17th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 38 3rd of Av 5786

 

Parshat Devarim/Chazon

Baby-Killers


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(Weekly Newsletter - Parshat Devarim Chazon  )

 

You're not going to like this E-Mail. And it's not only because it's one of my longest ones. The easily offended people or even those that can usually handle it might really take umbrage about what I'm going to be writing. This is not even going to be one of those typical "everyone-should-make-aliya-before-they- come-and- kill-you-there" E-Mails. It's Tisha B'av this week. I have to up the ante. Let's try to upset all of Klal Yisrael together. That's achdus. Bringing us all under one big "offended-by-Rabbi -Schwartz's-E-Mail" umbrella. What I wouldn't do not to have to fast this Tisha B'Av and bring Mashiach sometimes even surprises me…

 

Ok, here it is. What's the worst libel, the most offensive slur, the greatest denigration and evil that those who want to degrade and demonize the Israeli army, or for that matter the Jewish people with? Nazi, is not a bad choice, unfortunately it's used by little kids in Meah Shearim to call soldiers that, not having any clue, that those very soldiers are the ones protecting them from the real Nazis outside their houses. But that's not graphic enough. The word or slur that I'm thinking about, that one can hear regularly at your traditional international Free Palestine demonstrations is "Baby-Killers". Ouch! That hurts. That's below the belt and probably the worst libel against us that almost every Jew feels that we have to defend ourselves against.

 

The reason why it hurts so much is because, number one, it's not only so not true, but actually the opposite is true, for anybody that knows anything about our army here. We're actually providing humanitarian aid, we're forbidding soldiers to shoot at terrorists that are using these babies as human shields. We've lost so many soldiers, because of Israel's stubborn opposition and willingness to sacrifice our own boys so as not to kill, anyone that is not only not just an active present terrorist threat, but even when they are a threat, not even to kill them, but rather to prevent the loss of life at our own dangerous and tragic cost. Let alone, kill babies. The lie that it's what we are doing is as bad as the blood libel, of killing their babies to make our matzos when everyone knows we avoid even eating a bloodspot we find in an egg, let alone a Hamas baby's blood.

 

The second reason, why this is so offensive is that killing babies to us and to most of the world, seems to be probably one of the most evil things that a human being can do. Excluding "unborn babies" of course, which for many seem to be not a problem at all… Babies are cute. They're innocent. They represent the future. How can anyone with any moral code kill them. The only person that can do that is someone without a soul. A sub-human. An IDF soldier.

 

Do we all agree on that? OK. So now here's the problem. Don't read our parsha this week. Don't show it to your neighbors, especially in America and certainly not in Europe. Probably not in Tel Aviv either. See, we've somehow managed to doze off when this was mentioned here and there in last week's long parsha. But we begin this week with parshat Devarim. It's Mishne Torah. It's Moshe Rabbeinu's last speech, making sure we don't miss anything. It's also the parsha we need to read every year right before Tisha B'Av. It's called Chazon, because if you open up your eyes, and try hard not to be as oblivious as all of those anti-semites are out there that are calling us Baby-Killers, and that have always called us that, we can see, that maybe they're right. Even more importantly… maybe we need to truly embrace that title and actually live up to that special holy name…

 

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Now most of the first part of Devarim is words of Mussar of Moshe, it's a 40 year old history lesson for all those that don't remember. It's leaving Egypt, it's the spies, Korach, complaints, the golden calf, the ma'apilim- that try to go up without the Ark. It's even Bnot Moav and Pe'or, which happens not so long before this speech. Yet, the end of the parsha is really when it starts to get fun. See, because there's about three aliyos, which are a basic recap of the war against Sichon, and Og and the conquering of the lands of Moav and Bashan through them. The problem is that these wars literally just took place week's before. What's the point of the recap?

 

The answer though is that Moshe is not just speaking to them, he's speaking to us. He's giving us the most important facts and details so we understand today what these wars were all about. What we're meant to be doing. He's the vaad chakira- the War Commission Inquiry committee submitting its findings to the nation about what took place during the battle just fought. I'll share with you some of their findings, as did Moshe.

 

Ok first on our list is Sichon. Hashem gives us our marching orders

 

Devarim (2:24-25) Arise, journey, and cross the Arnon River. Behold, I have delivered Sichon the Amorite, king of Cheshbon, and his land into your hand. Begin to take possession of it, and provoke him to war. Today I will begin to place the dread of you and the fear of you upon all the nations that dwell under the entire heaven, who will hear reports of you and tremble and be in trepidation because of you.’

 

Fascinatinly enough Moshe doesn't head right out to war. He instead turns to them and offers them an option. Let us travel through your land in peace and nothing will happen to you. Rashi notes that he learned this concept of asking for peace first perhaps from Hashem or the Torah itself in Midbar Keidmus- which is a hint to an early desert- rather than calling it Sinai.

 

From the Kedemot Desert- Although Hashem did not command me to make overtures of peace with Sichon, I learned that I should do so from what happened in the Sinai Desert – from the Torah that preceded the world. When Hashem, came to give it to the Bnai Yisrael, He first offered it to the descendants of Esau and Ishmael, and although it was clear to Him that they would not accept it, He nevertheless made overtures of peace to them. I, too, made overtures of peace with Sichon.

 

 Another explanation: What is the meaning of "Midbar Keidmus? I learned from You, who preceded (kodamta) the world. You could have sent one bolt of lightning and consumed the Egyptians, but You sent me from the desert to Pharaoh, to say to him: “Send forth My people!” treating him in a restrained manner.

 

Both of these explanations in Rashi seem strange. After-all Hashem didn't tell him to reach out and offer peace first. Yet, Moshe does so either because he learned it out from the Torah, which Hashem offered to the nations first. Or alternatively it's because he learned it out from Hashem who didn't wipe out Egypt and rather sent Moshe to Pharaoh first. What' difficult about these peshatim is that according to the first pshat, the reason Hashem seemingly offered it to the nations first is so that they wouldn't be able to later claim that they didn't have the first chance at it. Yet, here as we shall see there isn't anyone left that would ever claim that. As Moshe and the Jewish army wipes them all out. The second pshat is even more problematic, as by Egypt, Hashem explicitly tells Moshe the reason why he doesn't just wipe out Egypt is because He wants to preform great miracles and show the world His greatness and control of the world with the plagues and splitting of the sea. Seemingly here, that's not the case. So what's the comparison and the reason that Moshe would disregard Hashem's command to wipe them out?

 

Yet, as we see, Sichon doesn't learn. Og doesn't learn as well. And that's where the fun begins. That's when we become baby-killers.

 

Devarim (2:33-34) But Hashem, our God, delivered him to us, and we smote him, his sons, and his entire people. We conquered all his cities at that time and utterly destroyed every city: men, women, and infant; we left no survivor.

 

Genocide.

It gets even better when it gets to Og. Because whereas by Sichon we took the animals and their plunder. By Og we just had fun, as Rashi tells us.

 

Regarding what was plundered from Sichon, it says: “we took as pillage for ourselves,” from "plunder,” for it was important to them and each person took plunder for himself. But when they came to the plunder of Og, they were already satiated and full with booty, and thus it was contemptible in their eyes. They ripped and threw away animals and clothing, taking only silver and gold. It therefore says there "scorn.”

 

We burnt their Kibbutzim, and massacred their cattle and destroyed their possessions. Nice. We October 7th them.

 By Og it tells us as well explicitly in the verse

 

Ibid(3:4,6) We conquered all his cities at that time. There was not one communal city that we did not seize from them—60 cities, all the territory of Og’s royal palace—the kingdom of Og in Bashan…We utterly destroyed them, as we did to King Sichon of Cheshbon, utterly destroying every city—the men, the women, and the infants.

 

We're baby-killers. Moshe is a baby-killers. The army of Israel is baby-killers. Cattle-burners. Plunderers and pillagers. And lest you think this is a one-time anomaly. Our parsha ends off with the command to Yehoshua, that this is indeed what Hashem has planned for us to do when we come into the Land of Israel. As the last verse in this pre-Tisha B'Av schmooze Moshe Rabbeinu gives us is.

 

Ibid (3:21-22) I commanded Joshua at that time, saying, ‘You have seen with your own eyes all that God, your God, has done to these two kings. So will God do to all the kingdoms through which you will pass. Do not fear them, for it is God, your God, who is fighting for you.

 

Even more fascinating is that if you connect this with the beginning of next week's parsha. Shabbos Nachamu, Moshe asks Hashem if he could come into the land. If this is seen as the following pasuk to this story. He's asking to come into the land and to continue killing all their babies. Nice. Perhaps he rightfully doesn't trust us to do that holy special job he did. Yehoshua, doesn't have the guts or determination to do what Moshe's army did. It's why he has to keep telling him to have strength and fortify himself. As the command in Israel is to come and wipe everyone out. To be genocidal. To kill them all. Happy Tisha B'Av. Wow!

 

OK, so I imagine the few of you that are still left here reading, are either psychopaths like me, or are truly curious as to what's going on here? Is this what the "most moral army on the earth" is supposed to look like?

 

There's one more anomaly about this parsha and whole speech of Moshe that seems to be perplexing and that perhaps upon resolving can shed light on this entire story and mandate. See, there is an inordinate amount of time and ink spent giving us the ancient history of the Middle East, that seemingly none of us seem to be interested. It's kind of like when my tourists ask me what the name of that Arab village we're passing in our car on our drive to our destination is. I tell them it's called Allah Aqbar. They're all called Allah Aqbar. Sometimes I say Al Jazeera. See, they don't care and I don't care. They're just trying to test me. I don't take tests. They're all the same. Who cares what their name is?

 

The same thing here. We have verse after verse about nations and previous conquests that seemingly we don't care about. Some of them are not even here on the other side of the Jordan, Look,

 

Ibid (2:9-12) God said to me, ‘Do not distress the Moabites by provoking them to war, for I will not give you any of their land as an inheritance, because I have given Ar to the descendants of Lot as an inheritance. The Eimim formerly dwelt there. They were a people as great, numerous, and tall as the giants. They were also considered Rephaim, just like the giants. The Moabites called them Eimim.

The Horites formerly dwelt on Mount Se’ir, but the descendants of Esau dispossessed them. They destroyed them and settled in their place, just as the Israelites did to the land of your inheritance that God gave you.

 

Ibid (20-23) It too is considered the land of the Rephaim. Rephaim formerly dwelt in it; the Ammonites call them Zamzumim. They were a people as great, numerous, and tall as the giants, but God destroyed them for them, and they dispossessed them and settled in their stead,

just as He did for the descendants of Esau, who dwell on Mount Se’ir, when He destroyed the Horites for them and they dispossessed them and settled in their stead, living there to this day.

 

And just when you thought you had too much information already about this area. Moshe and Hashem jump to Gaza, which is nowhere near here and we aren't even attacking yet… or ever..

 

Ibid(24) The Avim were the dwellers in the open cities until Gaza. The Kaftorites, who hail from Kaftor, destroyed them and dwelt in their stead.

 

Really who cares about Gaza? Why now why here. It feels like I'd be telling you on a tour this is the Abbasid Muslim dynasty, this is the Ayubbi, the Mamluk… who cares? Even worse is after we conquer Og it gives us a list of names of what those arabs used to call the mountains there.

 

Ibid (3:8-9) We took at that time the land out of the rule of the two kings of the Amorites who were on the east side of the Jordan River, from the Arnon Brook to Mount Hermon. The Sidonians called Mount Hermon ‘Mount Sirion,’ and the Amorites called it ‘Mount Senir.’

 

Sidon, Amori, Hori, Aimim, Zamzumim… What's all this information? Why is this important. As you can see there's a lot of ink here and we're not meant to ignore it. In fact, I believe it's the essence of it all.

 

Let me ask you a question. Pretend I'm a CNN or BBC guy and I ask you what right do we have to the land of Israel. To Yerushalayim. To the Temple Mount. To come in and kill everyone. To be baby-killers. To be Genocidal murders of men women and children. To throw an indigenous society out of their land? Do you have anything in your repertoire of Torah and morality and ethics to justify and defend your position? Our position?

 

I'll tell you what answers don't work. The first is that they're trying to kill us and they attacked us first? Not true. Hashem is commanding us to hit them and attack them and kill them- all of them- including their babies- even if they don't attack us first. Which they didn't in all of these places. It's also not because they will become future terrorists. I imagine, that if we killed all of their men and was nice to their women and children and set them up in nice villages, then we might be able to re-educate them maybe, at least it's worth a try. It's not because this land was promised to Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov. Or that we were there first. Or that it was never theirs and they threw us out. Because ultimately, and I think we have to recognize this. They were here first. Hashem gave it to them. It's called the land of Canaan, not Israel throughout the entire Torah. There were Eimim, Zamzumim, Horim, Emorim and Edomites there long before Avraham and the Jewish people existed. So back to our question Mr. Ben Shapiro podcast debater guy. What right do we have to the land? To be Baby-Killers. To throw them out.

 

The answer is the first Rashi in the Torah tells us, is

"that Hashem created the world. He gave the land to whomever He wants. He gave it to them and then took it from them and gave it to us."

 

That's it. The reason and only real reason that can ever justify throwing out and killing all of these people, is that the only moral code in the world is the word of Hashem. The function of the entire world is to reveal His presence, His plan and yes, His existence to humanity. That's why we were created. That's why He took us out of Egypt. That's why He chose Avraham. We're here for one purpose and one purpose only. To reveal Him to the world. To show that we follow His marching orders. To sublimate, or will, our knowledge, our self-perceived sense of morality for His greater command and will. It's why Avraham is chosen and that his final test where he will pass on that legacy is through his willingness to even sacrifice his only beloved son Yitzchak because of Hashem's command. If he can do that, then he shows, that there is nothing that is moral in this world besides what Hashem decrees.

 

Unfortunately, we inherited that trait that we can sacrifice our own children. Yet, we have a much harder time, killing and sacrificing theirs. That's a far harder task. Yet, ultimately if we can do that, then the message Hashem wants to be broadcasted to the world will finally be achieved. We live only by His will. We are here only to carry out His will. We want to be Home so that His will can be revealed.

 

Moshe, in this final pre-Tisha B'Av speech that starts off with all of our sins in wilderness is meant to give us this perspective. He wants us to feel strong enough to be able to do the work that stands ahead of us that is to come to the land of Israel and declare this message. He thus shows us first of all of how Hashem has been running this entire Middle East, before we got here. He had one nation here, and then He gave it to another. The Hori, got taken over by the Edomi. The Avim, by the Pelishtim, The Refaim, hit the Zamzumim and the Eimim. It's Hashem's world. It's a Game of Thrones. He's changing one for the other. The thing is they are all calling things by their new names. The Senir, the Hermon etc… but ultimately, it's Hashem who has created the world and is handing out the seating positions. He want's Edom here, Lot, there and us in Israel. He wants only us in Israel. He wants a private suite with us. So everyone has to be cleared out. They have to leave the King's private palace and bedroom with us. He doesn't want any crying babies around. They're too distracting. They prevent revelation. They take away from our alone time with Him. They prevent His presence and His entire purpose of being here in the first place.

 

Moshe reaches out to Sichon before wiping him out and Rashi gives us two peshatim. They're both based on the idea that this conquest goes back to the beginning of time. It's really the only reason why we should reach out first in peace rather than to go out right in and kill them all out and liberate Hashem's land for His presence to be revealed. The first is the Torah. Hashem offered it to the other nations first. It wasn't so that they wouldn't have any excuses later. He knew they wouldn’t accept it. It's setting up them up for the fall. Rather, it's because the Torah itself should be revealed as a way of pleasantness. It demands and is revealed by first giving everyone an opportunity to have it. To be a part of its program. To sublimate their own desires and will to Hashem. The nations balk because they don't want to. They wish to have immorality, murder, idolatry. Their refusal and Klal Yisrael's na'aseh v'nishma acceptance, stands in contrast to that and reveals Hashem.

 

Thus, Moshe offered Sichon that same opportunity to get out of the way and let Hashem's light be revealed through us. Moshe learned, from the Torah, that it is proper to show and reveal its immense light, through their rejection of it first and our unwavering determination to do and give all it takes to fulfill the will of Hashem. Even if it means killing their babies, burning their cities throwing them out of their land.

 

The other pshat in Rashi though is so much more powerful. There Moshe learns that out from Hashem Himself. From the kadmono shel olam; the One who preceded the world. Hashem didn't just want to destroy Pharoah and wipe him out and bring us home. He could've done that with one lightning bolt. Rather His will is to be revealed in our Exodus. He wants us as a nation to shine out His power, light and control to the whole world. Thus, He sent Moshe first to tell and command Pharaoh to let us out. Similarly, Moshe understood that was our job here before attacking Sichon, before killing Og, before conquering the land. He needed to tell them first. We're coming. Hashem has sent us. We will kill, murder, genocide, destroy and burn, because we work for Him. He created the world. We are His mere pawns and servants and soldiers here. Avraham, was willing to sacrifice his son for Hashem's mission. We certainly have no problem sacrificing all of yours. We're not baby-killer. We're God revealers.

 

Do you know why the Temple was destroyed? Why it's still not rebuilt? It's because we don't really appreciate, and perhaps since we came into the land, never really appreciated what it's true function is. It's a place where we can reveal to the world, that we are a nation of Hashem's and all we do and all we exist for is to carry out His world and light to the world. Idolatry, Licentiousness, murder, sinas chinam, lashon harah, not keeping Shemitta... all the sins in the world are all sourced in one fundamental mistake. We're doing what we want, not what He wants. We define our moral code by what the world decides is moral, what we feel is right and wrong, and we're not recognizing what His will truly is. What He wants from us.

 

What does that mean for us today? I'm not advocating baby-killing. Rabbis, far greater than me need to discuss that, as do politicians, military experts, prophets and judges. Rather, quite the opposite. We have to know what we're mourning for. What we're davening for. What the chilul Hashem that we're facing in the world, that seems to have no moral compass, but yet is the most judgmental morally of Hashem's nation. It's perhaps because we haven't corrected them. We haven't felt strong enough to stand up and say Hashem created the world, and He took it from you and gave it to us. We don't feel as morally righteous and confident as Klal Yisrael did under Moshe with the "baby-killer" title the nations of the world gave us then. We're not wearing that as badges of honor as fulfillers of the directive of Hashem. As liberators of His Holy Land. As revealers of His light.

 

The Arabs, the Crusaders, the Jihadists, the Inquisition, all had no problem with that title for their false gods and religions. Perhaps that's why we're so intimidated to take that birthright from them that they stole from us. But we need to at least long for it. Perhaps then will Hashem, finally feel confident enough that we will complete the job, that Moshe started on the other side of the Jordan and then we will finally be returned home.

 

Have an eye-opening Shabbat Chazon and hopefully a celebratory Tisha B'av redeemed,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Shteyner zol zi hobn, nit kayn kinder."- She should have stones and not children.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

8. In front of the buildings of which European power is the New Gate? ______ 


Which of the following statements regarding the "Four Holy Cities" is correct?

A. The four cities were Safed, Tiberias, Jaffa, and Hebron.

B. Most Jews in the Land of Israel lived in these cities in the mid-19th century.

C. These cities had a continuous Jewish settlement dating back to the Second Temple period.

D. The names of all four cities appear in the Bible.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-eileh-acapella   – Rabbi Schwartz Acapella composition season, For Tisha B'av my haunting Al Eileh compostion that realy stirs the longing I have for the Mikdash and our sadness without it… Dovid Lowy Arrrangements and Vocals of course… Let me know what you think


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHlWTZU0pvY - Benny Friedman's latest Acapella Tisha B'Av release with the classic Al Eileh… on his new whispers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjaPxNu6Lv0  -  Baruch Levine new acapella ambulm ve'havey yode'ah


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOB2XBfKhL8   – A TYH album of all of the holy songs Acapella Healing Medleys..


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


The Second Coming -333 BC- Ezra's Teshuva movement and gathering worked. The people began to return. Yet, it wasn't a one day, a one year, or even one decade process. This is so important I think for us to realize and recognize today, where we are waiting for magical returns and immediately geulahs to occur. In fact it was 12 years later and things were very dismal in the land of Israel even with the Temple being rebuilt and offerings being brought. We were still subject to Persia/Iran. The secular and assimilated Jews were still running rampant and had much control and the nation as a whole still felt… galusdik here in Israel.

 

Meanwhile Nechemia is still back in Iran. Most Jews weren't here. He was serving in the palace of Darius as his right hand man. He was in their equivalent of the White House. The Jews there probably felt that we needed them there to be able to keep up Israel support in the palaces of the goyim. Yet, when word of the sorry state of Israel hit him there, he couldn't sit on the sidelines anymore. It's been 20 years since Darius's rule began. 12 since the main Aliyah of Ezra took place. He was sick of waiting. He knew he had to come and join and lift up Israel. He couldn't sit on the sidelines anymore. And thus he prepared himself to go before Darius and ask permission to leave.

 

He fasted and prayed of course before he went. Darius saw him in his sorrow and mourning and he realized how much pain he was in as a result of the sorry state of Israel and he encourages him to go. This is such a powerful statement. It's such a historical lesson, particularly before Tisha B'Av. We need to stop being patriotic Americans. We need to stop being proud Europeans. We need to stop sitting on the sidleines. The goyim and nations need to know we can't live anymore while Eretz Yisrael is calling for us. We can't bemoan the sorry state of the government and the courts and the secular Jews here. We need to come and change it. We need to fix the "walls of Jerusalem". That's what Nechemia did. That's how we start the process of Nachamu. Of being consoled after the mourning of Tisha B'av unabashedly to the whole world that cries out from our hearts.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE DEAD BABY JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

I REALLY WASN'T GOING TO DO JOKES THIS SAD WEEK OF TISHA B'AV… BUT YOU CHECKED ANYWAYS… SHAME ON YOU… WELL HERE'S SOME DEAD (HAMAS) BABY JOKES.. MORE MORBID THEN USUAL… YOU'RE PROBABLY BETTER OFF SKIPPING… BUT DON'T COMPLAIN AFTERWARDS… YOU WERE WARNED…

 

Dead baby jokes are terrible. If you’re gonna tell one, just abort it.

 

What is the best thing about dead baby jokes? they never get old

 

How do you make a dead baby float?

2 scoops of ice cream

1 scoop of dead baby

 

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in two dumpsters

 

Q. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby around at 50mph?

A. stopping it with a shovel.

I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile.

 

Why cant you fool an aborted baby? because it wasn't born yesterday

 

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four.

 

What’s red and goes around in circles, knocking on windows? A dead baby in a microwave.

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

 

How do you get 100 dead babies into a box?With a blender!

 

How do you get them out of the box? With nacho chips!

 

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

 

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The answer to this week's question is B–  A 50/50 on this one. I guessed and though the correct answer was The City Hall and the Russian Monostary which is really not far from there. But rightfully the correct answer is the French church with the big statue right outside of Meah Shearim which is across from the New Gate. So I got that wrong. The second part though was easy, although they did try to trick you. See Tiverya is not in the Torah, Yaffo is not one of the four cities, Yerushalayim is, and of course therefore Yerushalayim did not have continuous Jewish settlement as we were thrown out of there after the Churban and there were almost no Jews living there for almost 1700 years…   So I go this one half right and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 5.5 points and the MOT having 2.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.


Friday, July 10, 2026

Retirement Home- Parshat Matos Maasei 5786 2026

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 11th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 37 25th of Tamuz 5786

 

Parshat Matos/Ma'asei

 The Retirement Home

 

Click here below for print edition

(Weekly Newsletter - Parshat Matos Maasei  )

 

Our journey is coming to an end. We're at the Banks of the Jordan. We're about to enter the land. Mashiach is right about here. He's not Donald Trump. We're pretty sure about that. Tisha B'Av will hopefully be a holiday this year. My Bein Ha'Zmanim tours will be of the new Bais Ha'Mikdash. Sukkos will be amazing. The Shechina is coming down. Miracles like we never saw before are about to happen. It's almost all over and it's almost about to begin. The 5786 years since Hashem created the word are about to come to the glorious culmination and commencement of the End of Days. Can't you feel it? I can. How about you?

 

If you can't, then perhaps it's time to get new glasses. Ge'ula glasses. My brother is an optometrist if you're looking for a referral, by the way. Yet, being that he lives in Chutz La'aretz, despite the fact that he longs to be here, the glasses he can make for you, don't really show you the whole thing. Chutz La'aretz glasses can only see so much and so far.

 

There's a oft Rabbinically sermoned story about the soldier that was standing by the western wall when it was returned to us, or liberated in 1967 and who was crying. When asked by the Rabbi standing next to him, why he was crying, he answered it was because he didn't know what he should be crying for. To a large degree, I believe that many of us relate and fall into the category of that soldier. Sure, we all want the Bais Ha',Mikdash, we want redemption, we sing l'shana ha'baah bi'yerushalayim. Yet, at the end of the day, how much of that "longing" is really just lip service. How much is it is just engrained into us, like chulent, Shabbos, lashon hara, Shema Yisrael and herring and gefilte fish. See, all of those are pretty much the same. It's just stuff thrown into us that we kind of define our yiddishkeit and thus ourselves by. If we didn't have chulent, or we didn't say Shema, or if we didn't have herring or we didn't have Shabbos or spoke lashon hara. We'd probably be annoyed. But we wouldn't really feel like our lives just fell apart. That we lost an eye or a leg. It wouldn't be tishkach yemini- that our right arm just got blown off.

 

That's kind of the way we feel about Eretz Yisrael and the Bais Ha'Mikdash. It would be nice and great and fun, and even holy and prophetic. But I'm not walking around without an arm. Thank God, I've got both of them. It's more like I don't have that fancy Tesla and I'm stuck in my shleppy yeshivish Toyota. I'm still getting around. It's just not a fancy self-driving car. But at least, I'm not walking. I'm not limping. I know people and soldiers that lost their arms in this war. They don't have the smile, you or I have on our face most of the time. They don't forget ever what they're missing. When they cry, they know what they're crying about.

 

Now we know that we should feel that way. We know that we need to feel that way. We were taught and believe that whoever mourns over the Temple will merit to see it be rebuilt. The problem perhaps is though we don't really see it. We don't feel the loss. We don't and were perhaps never taught what it is truly meant to be and mean to us. And thus, we can't mourn something that we don't even know what it should look like. Someone that is born blind, or deaf, can't mourn the fact that they don't have sight or hearing. They don't know what it is. They only know a dark soundless world. So how could they even dream about what they are lacking.

 

Yet, as I said, the time is here. Hashem is ready to bring the geula. We are at Yarden Yericho and we're about to cross into the Holy Land. It is perhaps at this juncture of time, during the three weeks before Tisha B'Av that we read every year the conclusion of the Book of Bamidbar which is meant to give us the perspective that Moshe gave our nation of what it is meant to look like when we come into the Land and perhaps even more than that, what we are meant to do, what is our job here, what is the vision that we are aspiring to achieve. Because as the famous quote of the Chesire Cat in Alice in Wonderland goes If you don't know where you're going- then any road will get you there. Or perhaps the opposite is true. If you don't know where you're going then you'll never get to where you need to be.

 

How different is the view of Moshe and Hashem versus that of the Jewish nation that he is speaking to back then, and to us today? You tell me. Moshe tells us in Parshat Matos that there are two tribes that kind of don't feel the need to cross the Yarden into Israel and conquer it. They've got great grazing land over there. It even is almost like being in Israel over there. It even actually has Kedushas Ha'aretz and is obligated in most of the mitzvos. It's like the shuls and Beit Midrash's in Lakewood, that my tourists once told me are a Mikdash Me'at- a little Temple that has the holiness of Israel and will eventually fly over here. So why does he have to make Aliyah? I told him that's kind of like saying why do I need to come to Israel for a Rabbi Schwartz tour, I can just read his great articles in Mishpacha instead. Yeah…not the same thing.

 

So Moshe does some splain'in to them. See, Eretz Yisrael isn't just about having a good comfortable, safe Jewish place to live, where goyim won't bother you. I didn't bring you here, and Hashem didn't take you out of Egypt or choose you, just cause He loves you and wants to give you a nice new house. Rather, He brought you here because He needs you to do a job.

 

"Will your brothers go to war and you just sit here".

 

Hashem brought you here for a mission, Moshe tells them. It's to go to war. It's to join the army. It's to kill every single man, woman and baby in the land. Listen, if some of them want to make peace with you and are willing to be your servants, throw out all other alternate form of worship, and serve Hashem as non-citizens of this country on an Israeli Visa then that's fine too. But everyone else has to either leave or be dead. So what in the wild world, he turns to them and says, are you guys thinking. What are you spies or something, that are trying to weaken the people and sell them short on an idea of what our job here is all about?

 

That my friends is the vision. If you follow that theme throughout Matos, throughout Moshe's discussion with them. Throughout his repeated command to our nation, this is the message he keeps sending us. Come to the land, destroy all alternative forms of worship. Inherit it. Throw them out. Kill them. Destroy them. If not you have no real right to come here. You will lose it. They will be thorns in your sides and beams in your eyes. They will constantly attack you, kill you, persecute you, pogrom you, intifada you and October 7th you. And the worst part, Hashem says… I will do to you what I thought to do to them. The Orach Chayim Ha'Kadosh explains why this is. Why Hashem would tell us as the Rashbam says, that just as I meant for them to be all killed and no "lo sechayeh kol neshoma"- so I will do that to you.

 

What he says is so powerful and so unbelievable but yet so logical. What Hashem is basically telling us, is that I had a plan when I brought you here. You have a job to do. Do you know what that job is? It's not to build yeshivos in Israel. It's not to even settle the land and make nice new communities and hill tops. It's not to study Torah. It's not to have chesed organizations. It's not to have a million minyanim and shuls on one block. It's not for Teshuva organizations or kiruv organizations. Don't get me wrong, those are all great and even holy things. But it's not why He brought us here. Because if you see it that way, then guess what? You can stay in America and do most of that too. You can stay me'eiver la'yarden and do that also in the Golan Heights. And you would be right not to long so much for the Bais Ha'Mikdash. After-all you got the same thing there.

 

Rather, the reason He brought us here is because He wants a goy free country. He wants a lighthouse built that will shine up to the rest of the world and so that His Shechina will shine from there and the world will come close to Hashem and have a house to pray and worship and become close to Him from. That's the purpose of the world. That's why He created the entire world. That's what He chose and hired us to do. As long as that's not happening, that we're not doing what He asked of us, then everything else is pretty much meaningless. Then He doesn't need us. Then we're not really much better than the Arabs that were here before we got here. They didn't build Him his house and neither are we. So what does He need us for?

 

Perhaps a parable can make this even clearer to you. It can give you the glasses you need to see what I'm trying to show you. What Moshe was trying to show them. What Hashem wants us to do, what He needs us to get so that we can finally cross that Yarden. So, as Rashi and Chazal tell us, He doesn't have to drown us in the waves.

 

See, there's the King once his name is Donald Schwartzowitz. He has a dream his whole life to one day have a beautiful nice retirement home on a nice farm in the Upper Galile. He really doesn't need anything too fancy. He wants a nice view, a beautiful garden that his wife can plant her vegetables in that he personally is not really interested in eating as he had a stomach surgery and tries only to eat dead warm blooded animals in a bun or on a grill or some good danishes and non-healthy but tasty food. But it keeps her busy and happy and that makes him happy. He wants a nice study. Maybe a Jacuzzi to lookout to the yam and see the sunset as he drinks a beer. And of course a nice big study with a comfortable chair and room for all his sefarim, where he can learn, write his books and E-Mails and even compose music. That's the dream.

 

Now Schwartzowitz hasn't been idle. He's been saving for years. He's been putting away money. He's scrimped and saved. He's been looking for the right time and place and he finally found it. There's only one problem. The dream lot that he found and actually even bought for this retirement palace of his, was currently being occupied by a group of homeless drug addicted squatters that don't want to leave. So what do you do? Schwarztowitz is a smart guy, he hires the best and most qualified team of professionals for the job. The team is made up of good security people that will clean the place out of all the riffraff. Will take the lot and build it up. That get his specific design. That knows what type of view he wants. That understand what he needs for his wife. What the kitchen should look like. The bedroom and of course most importantly his study and jacuzzi. He gives them all the details and the plans and tells them that they've got a year or two to finish the project. He has to marry off his beautiful daughter Elka first, he's got another kid Tully that needs to get set up. So they have a year or two, and then it should be ready. The dream can come true.

 

Two years later, he got a call from the foreman that they were almost ready. They were at the finishing stages and if the King wanted to move in early, he was welcome to come check it out. As all it really needed was His last details and presence. For Casa Di'Schwartzowitz was about open for business. Very excited the King jumped on His helicopter and flew right over and much to his shock and consternation nothing changed. The place still has homeless people. Drugs. There's even a large noisy market place in what was meant to be his wife's garden and a dance club across the street blocking his view. When in shock he turns to the guy in charge of the job and asked what's going on. The guy looked at him like a good Israeli does and told him that he doesn't understand, it's just what the King wanted.

 

See, they decided instead to give the King a much better deal, then he even wanted. Instead of in Israel they decided it makes more sense to find him a place in Pakistan. It's a lot nicer there. Also its far better for the King do have neighbors that will be there to help you out. So we actually built you a place in a multi-family dwelling. That way if you ever need butter you can borrow it from a neighbor. It's also good to have diversity there so we made it into a building that has people of all ages and backgrounds there. Puerto Ricans, Italians, Blacks, Chareidim,noisy teenagers and wild kids. It will be nice to have everyone there together.

 

 As well, they figured the study thing would be too hard on his eyes, so they decided that an arcade with mahh jong tables would be much better. As well the garden for the wife thing would probably be too much after a while, so instead, they built her a sewing room and she could order her fruits on Amazon Prime instead. Jacuzzis also aren't that great, so instead they built him a sauna. It's much better for your skin. Isn't the King happy. We did just what you wanted.

 

Do you see the problem here? Hashem doesn't want Batei Midrash in Lakewood. He doesn't want Adirei Torah in Pakistan. He doesn't want a million shuls in Meah Shearim. He's clear about what His vision is. He wants ONE shul. It's called the Bais Ha'Mikdash. He want's no goyim or noisy neighbors. He wants a view of the heavens unobstructed. He wants a light that will shine out there to the world. To be the sun of the world. He want's peace and harmony from the one nation that He hired and repeatedly told to have that vision and carry it out. To inherit it for Him. To see it with Him. To live together with Him. That's the vision. That's our right arm. That's what we're missing. That's what we need to see.

 

The Book of Bamidbar ends with this vision. It concludes with the unlikely daughters of Tlzafchad that seemed to get this, that want to make this happen and will give up everything for it. It ends with Moshe knowing that Reuvein and Gad don't get this. They have their own vision. Moshe thus charges them with the job of fighting for the land. Being the first. Because when you fight for something, you realize how important it is to. What the goal is. What your life is really about. As well he places with them, not just half of the tribe of Menashe, that descendant of Yosef, that longed for Israel and that understood what the King really wants, but as well cities of the tribe of Levi. The ones that fight for Hashem, that bring us close to Him. That will remind us where we need to go and what we're all about.

 

The book concludes with cities of refuge. Every place in Israel we need to have these cities where those that have perhaps taken lives negligently, can run to. It seems like such a strange small detailed ending but in fact it is everything. Because the reason the Temple isn't built is because we all take our lives negligently. We don't value what we and each Jew is meant to be doing. We don't appreciate what we were hired for. So we kill by mistake. Ourselves and others. So we need to have a place to remind us of what we're here for. A city who is more than any other looking towards the Bais Ha'Mikdash everyday and asking about the Kohen Gadol, who is worrying about them. Because he understands that his life is dependent on theirs and theirs on his. The redemption will come when we get that. That is what a country redeemed will look like. It's when Eretz Yisrael will be a place that the whole world will turn to. That can and should happen this week. We just need to clean those Geula glasses and know what we were hired and crying for. What the King is waiting for us to do. Because the time has come for Him to finally settle down.

 

 Have a Shabbos Chazak and a Chodesh Av that not only consoles us but uplifts us

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Az men vil nisht alt vern, zol men zich yungerheyt oyfhengen "- If you don't want to grow old, hang yourself when you're young.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

7. The name of the events, that occurred following a dispute over Jewish prayer at the Western Wall, during the British mandate was______ 

For what purpose did the Great Mosque building in Ramla serve before becoming a mosque?

A. Crusader church

B. Synagogue

C. Caravanserai

D. Government building


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/achainuRabbi Schwartz Acapella composition season, I composed this Acheinu two years ago during the war when I got sick of the same old one again and again. Dovid Lowy Arrrangements and Vocals of course… Let me know what you think


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKr6CfG9OI&list=RDfCKr6CfG9OI&start_radio=1 - Ani Maamin Nice Acapella


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgtURjWGh0k&list=RDQgtURjWGh0k&start_radio=1 -  Mendy Worch TYH Never Alone Acapella


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f9bL9z5MN5k     – Meeting the worst Jew in the world- Shlomo Carlebach


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpkhVtPCWFo&list=RDhpkhVtPCWFo&start_radio=1 – And here's a great Acapella Holy Playlist


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Teshuva Movement -345 BC- I think that one of the things that we really need to change our mindset about in this season is what Geula might look like. There's this image of everyone doing teshuva and coming back on wings of eagles and shofars and donkeys. It's a biblical dreamlike view that makes it hard to imagine and therefore in many ways justifies our continued comfortable existence in Galus. If Hashem wants us back He'll call us and make miracles. Until then we'll stay here and daven and sit on the floor Tisha Ba'Av and mourn our Temple. That's not what happened though in the past or will in future, as most of the meforshim explain.

 

In the times of Ezra upon his returns we are told that most Jews were still intermarried, sinning, weren't observant. Ezra perhaps was shocked. He thought the Temple would be built and everything would be fine and it wasn't. A few months later he realized that even the new Olim he brought back from Bavel with him, not only weren't lifting up the rest of the nation, but were in fact going off the derech themselves. Intermarrying and sinning just like those non-religious Jews that had remained in Israel had become. See, making Aliyah, can make you not frum too… back then as well.

 

So what did he do about it? Did he pack up his bags and head back to Bavel Park? To the Lake? Nope. Did he make demonstrations? Did he make asifas? No… at least not right away… You know what he did? Probably the only thing that works… He sat and cried. He cried and fasted for the sins of our people. He was broken hearted. He wasn't angry. He was just so forlorn. So pained. He couldn't stop crying. He was crying over the shame of Hashem, of the Holy Land, of the opportunity that was being squandered. And his heartfelt tears reached the people.

 

Shechanya ben Yechiel comes over to him and tells him that he wants to repent. He wants to come home. He sees the love that Ezra has for him and the Jewish people. He wants to divorce his non-Jewish wife and wants to do teshuva. With him others join. The nation is called together. They all want to return. It will take time. It's not a one-day event. It's a job. It's cleansing. It's divorcing. It's figuring out who's Jewish and who's not. It's a national project. It becomes The National project. That's geula. That's the return. That's what we need today. A love for one another, a true concern for klal Yisrael. Not anger, not demonstrations and certainly not waiting on the sidelines or going back. If we see that today… Mashiach would coming knocking. The key is in our hands. We just need to open up our hearts.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE RETIREMENT JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Retirement is the only job where doing nothing is the goal.

Retirement is like one big sick day without the sick pay.

Promoted from Senior Manager to Senior Napper.

I hope you like Saturdays, because every day just became Saturday!"

 

Q: What do you call someone who is happy on Mondays?

A: Retired

 

Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”

“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”

“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”

“Of course I did!” Answers the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”

“Where did it go?” Arthur asks.

“I don’t remember.”

 

Q: How many days are in a retiree's week?

A: Six Saturdays and one Sunday.

 

Retirement is the world’s longest coffee break.

Goodbye tension, hello pension

My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we’re playing the lottery 3-5 times per week.

“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” – Andy Rooney

The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the work I was best suited for was retirement.

two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim replies, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really! Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

 

I love doing stand up comedy at the retirement homes. And I know I'm really good because they laugh at the same jokes every week

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me – they were cramming for their finals.

You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.

When is a retiree’s bedtime? Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

How many retirees to change a light bulb? Only one, but it might take all day.

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

An elderly man decided it was time to move on. He packed his stuff and moved into a retirement home.On his first day there, as he was unpacking his stuff into his room, he could help but notice that the woman in the room across the hall was staring at him. He thought it was odd but decided not to let it bother him. Later that night, he went to the cafeteria to get dinner. He sat down at his table and, lo and behold, the woman from the hallway was sitting at the table next to him! There was no food on her table. She just sat there staring at him with fixed eyes. The man grew increasingly annoyed but didn't say anything.

After a scrumptious meal, he went to the lunge to play nightly bingo. He was enjoying the game until he noticed the woman again, staring at him. He had had enough.

He went up to her and said, "Ma'am, I couldn't help noticing that you have been staring at me ever since I arrived. Could you please stop, it is a bit bothersome."

 

She replied, "I am sorry, it is just that you look so much like my third husband!"

 

The man felt bad. "I'm sorry. If you don't mind me asking, how many husbands have you had?"

 

"Two." Was the woman's reply.

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The answer to this week's question is A– So I got this one almost fully right. I just messed up the first part a bit. I wasn't sure about the Davening thing. I remembered a story about smuggling in the Shofar to the Kotel. I called it the shofar riots. I just made that up. The correct answer though was it was the 1929 pogroms. I thought that was because of the call that the Arabs made as a result of them claiming we were trying to take the temple mount. Which it was. However the truth it that it really started a year beforehand with the Jews putting up a mechitza for Yom Kippur services by the Wall. That escalated into decrees against that type of service by the Kotel. And eventually in August of 29' led to the mass riots. What I find fascinating is how much the beginning of our history and these riots started with a push from these liberal left wing Zionists to redeem the wall and by putting up a mechitza on Yom Kippur there. And today the October 7th starts when they take down the Mechitza in Tel Aviv on Yom Kippur. There's a lot to digest there. The second part I got correct though which is that it was a Crusader Church. I don't tour Ramle much but I remember the Gothic archways there in the Mosque and it being a church.  So I go this one half right and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 5 points and the MOT having 2 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.