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The Miracle, the Refugee and our Home- Parshat Emor / Yom Ha'atzmaut

 

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Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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May 6th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 31 5th Iyar 5782


Parshat Emor- Yom Ha’Atzmaut


The Miracle, the Refuge and our Home

 

Do you know how many refugees there are in the world? How many people have had to flee their countries, leave everything behind and find asylum in a foreign country? According to The United Nations there are about 20 million or so. The main countries where people have fled are Syria (6.7 million), Ukraine (5.7 million), Venezuela (4 million) and Afghanistan (with 2.6 million). That’s just the people who had to flee their countries. Internally displaced people, families that have been forced to leave their homes and belongings more likely than not never to see them again, and escape to another city in their own country number around 42 million; with Ukraine alone having over 6 million people that are homeless and on the run. That’s a pretty crazy and historic number for Ukraine. Does the number 6 Million ring a Jewish bell for you? I guess what goes around comes around in Hashem’s Divinely managed just world.

 

Now of those tens of millions of refugees, homeless people, nations without a country or home to call their own anymore, do you know how many of them are Jewish? Take a guess. Did you get it? The answer I’m sure you know is Zero. There is not one Jewish refugee in the entire world. Every single Jew in the world regardless of his country and situation has a home here in Eretz Yisrael. Not only are the automatically granted citizenship, but they are assisted financially with an absorption basket, they receive benefits that regular native-born citizens don’t receive and they are integrated into the country with subsidized job and skills training and Ulpan language development. We even take in many halachic non-Jews with Jewish lineage so as not to err on the side of leaving someone with Jewish blood without a place to call home. Take this idea in and absorb it. It’s mind-blowing.

 

For over 2000 years the Jewish nation was probably the most exiled in nation in the world. We didn’t last most places for more than a century or two. We wandered, we left behind everything and perhaps most terrifying we had no where to go. We were the losers scorned by the world. Our boats were turned away and sunk, our visas denied, and our families were many times divided and lost. But in the past 74 years that all changed. The 2000-year homeless aspect of our Exile ended on the 5th of Iyar 1948. Never again will a Jew have to suffer that fear that he has nowhere to go to or settle in when they get thrown out of their host country as we always did. ALWAYS. ALWAYS. ALWAYS…. I’m just sayin…

 

But now it’s different. The land which had been sealed to our people for millennia opened its arms to embrace and welcome back her children. There are no more British turning away our boats. No Muslims that have any authority over when and where we could live. There are no Romans that deny us entry to our holiest city. No Crusaders that pillage and plunder us and no Babylonians that are trying to Exile us. Our only real problem is the Jews in charge of the country. But that’s family. It’s a whole different type of problem. It’s internal. It’s amongst ourselves and yes there’s no fights like family fights. But we still have to thank our lucky stars that we have a family and we are not out on the streets, in the forests, or in the camps looking for them. We have a home and we’re with our family, finally.

 

Now if you would ask me, it would seem that a day when the history of our people changed so dramatically like that would be worthy of establishing it as a holiday. I mean yes, Chanukah we got back the Bais Ha’Mikdash and we killed off the Greeks (and Hellenist Jews) that were trying to destroy us spiritually and physically when we wouldn’t comply. But that entire saga lasted only about 40- 50 years. The state of Israel is around almost twice as long as the Chasmonai dynasty was religious and that the temple was pure and sacred. All of the grandchildren of the Maccabees were Hellenists. The Romans were brought into Israel at the behest of the Jews to settle the civil religious and political wars that were going on. A century or two later most of Israel was murdered and exiled. And yet we eat latkas every year, spin a dreidel and most importantly recite Hallel on that great victory. Shouldn’t Yom Ha’Atzmaut at least get a TYH (thank you Hashem) as well?

 

Now I know that some of my readers do celebrate the holiday. The ones in Israel that are not so Chareidi make barbeques. The more Daati ones even say Hallel at davening. And some of you guys in America that are more modern orthodox probably do as well and even have some falafel. But you lakewooders, Boro Parkers and out of towners whom have had Lakewood and Boro Park Rebbeim and Rabbis in your shuls and communities certainly don’t. Fuggetabout Villiamsburgh and Munroe…And I guess I just have to ask if you don’t recite Hallel-which I happen not to as well…shhh…- why not? Would you recite it the day you got thrown out of your country and had nowhere else to go and got turned away and away and away and then found yourself welcomed into the one place Hashem promised you was yours. The place where not only did all your ancient ancestors live, but the place where for 2000 years your Bubby’s and Zaidy’s couldn’t live but they went to sleep dreaming that they could. Would you recite Hallel then? Would you kiss the land and thank Hashem every day that you were finally home?

 

Don’t knee jerk me with the “ehhh… Mashiach isn’t here yet…” or the “Zionists are not religious” or the “they persecute Yeshiva students and are trying to destroy religion” lines you may have been fed or used your entire life. I’m not denying those claims or rebutting them. I just want you to think for a few minutes of what it would feel like to be a refugee. What it feels like to be what tens if not hundreds of your great great grandparents at different times went through whenever they were exiled. And the fact and the knowledge that you will never ever have to experience that sense of not having a place to come home to. That nobody in the world wants you.

 

I remember hearing a holocaust survivor tell me once that the worst moment for him was at the end of the war when the American soldiers were trying to place the Holocaust survivors in the DP camp and they asked him where his home was and where he wanted to go or where he might have a relative that he could find asylum by, and he didn’t have an answer. They were all dead. No country wanted him.  You know how a child feels when no school wants to accept them? Imagine if it wasn’t just a school but it was every country in the world. That’s what we will never have to go through again. And shouldn’t that be something we thank Hashem for on this day every year?

 

This week’s Parsha of Emor interestingly enough is the parsha that contains all of the Jewish holidays and its laws. The Shulchan Aruch tells us a cute way to remember what day of the week every Jewish holiday falls out on. See all our holidays have their basis in our first holiday of redemption, Pesach, that we just celebrated. And if we utilize a method known as At Bash where the first letter Aleph or day one corresponds to the last letter of the Aleph Beis, taf, and count them we can find all of the holidays and when they will fall out. So alef or the first day of Pesach, which this year was Shabbos, corresponds to the letter taf which stands for Tisha B’Av which will fall out on Shabbos! Beis the 2nd day of Pesach, Sunday, corresponds to the letter Shin which is when Shavuos falls out. Gimmel, the third day of Pesach corresponds to reish which is Rosh Hashana on Tuesday this year. Daled, day four corresponds to kof which is keriyat ha’torah on Simchat Torah, Hei is tzadik which is tzom- fast days of Yom Kippur and Gedalia, and vov is pei which of course is Purim on Thursday.

 

Fascinatingly enough he doesn’t bring a corresponding day for the 7th day of Pesach which was Friday and would correspond to the letter ayin. Maybe there wasn’t a holiday on that day 500 years ago when he wrote that yet. But isn’t it amazing that Yom Ha’Atzmaut- with an ayin for Atzmaut the 5th of Iyar when the State was established is on the same day of the week as the 7th day of Pesach? The day that corresponds to the final aspect and celebration of our redemption from our first exile in Egypt is always on the same day-when it’s not pushed off because of Shabbos- itself an incredible thing that so as there not to be desecration of Shabbos it’s celebrated a day early this year- as the beginning of our final redemption and return to Israel.

 

The Rambam writes that we celebrate Chanuka despite the fact that we lost it all because it heralded in over 200 years of Jewish sovereignty over Eretz Yisrael. This is despite the fact that for the majority of those years we were ruled by terrible non-religious Jews and even quasi Jews like Herod that murdered  thousands of Rabbis and students- yeah… governments cutting kindergarten subsidies for Chariedim is a mosquito bite compared to the evil we bore in the past from bad anti-religious Jewish governments back then. But we still celebrate. We have a home. We could live there. We didn’t have to sit and wait for them to kill us or throw us out of Babylonia, Rome, Italy, Spain, Boro Park or Lakewood and not know where we would go next. Not know where we would be welcomed. When we could come home and live in the only place Hashem tells us we are supposed to live. Where we get a mitzva to live. Where we can really really fulfill our spiritual potential. Where we could shine His light out to the world from. That’s important to us, right? That’s everything, isn’t it? Shouldn’t it be a holiday?

 

There’s a fascinating juxtaposition to the parsha of the holidays which is the laws of all the Kohein. He can’t marry everyone. He can’t come in contact with the dead or serve in the Temple. If he did he must wait until he’s purified. He can’t serve if he has blemishes. A lot of details that seemingly have nothing to do with the adjacent portion of shaking a lulav, blowing the shofar, and eating matza on Pesach and rejoicing on all our holidays. But perhaps the answer is to allow us to appreciate what the holidays we all celebrate are all about. They’re about connecting to Hashem. They’re about us understanding how perfect the world could and would look when we are in the home of Hashem.

 

In the times of the Bais Hamikdash there were a group of people that were sitting in Yerushalayim that were there to help us connect to that eternal life that we are meant to strive for. They have no blemishes. They are perfect when I see them. They have nothing to do with death and tuma because they are entirely holy for us. They have given up on marrying anyone that might even make us get distracted from the perfect eternal life that we are meant to appreciate when we think about Yerushalayim on those holidays when we see them. No past marriages that failed. No widows for the high priest, no one with a sordid past that had become impure. When we think about Yerushalayim, when we celebrate our holidays, we have to know, that its not just about the rituals of each one. It’s about seeing the perfection that we can strive for. It’s about only seeing the blessing of the Bais Ha’Mikdash and privilege we have to come there. To be with our Father. To experience His home filled with His family back again.

 

There’s the famous story that Rabbis say about this non-religious soldier crying when he came with all of the other soldiers in 1967 and they liberated the Kotel and Jerusalem. When asked why he was crying he answered that he’s crying because he doesn’t know what to cry for. Raised secular, he didn’t know how special and important and how much he’s missed out on about who he is as a Jew and what this holy place was supposed to mean to him. And that made him cry. Maybe you don’t say Hallel on Yom Ha’Atzmaut. As I told you, I’m kind of traditionalist and pretty much follow my Rabbi and grandparents tradition. But I cried this year for the first time that I wasn’t saying Hallel. Ok I didn’t really cry- I’ll be honest. But I should’ve. We all should if we don’t say Hallel. Something miraculous happened 74 years ago. Something holiday worthy. Something that if I ignore and don’t see the miracle, the blessing, the incredible tovah of Hashem and the hand of the redemption and all I see our blemishes than I’m missing the boat. I’m missing the refugee boat. Let’s call her Exodus.

 

There have been 42,000 Olim to Eretz Yisrael that have found their way back home this past year alone mei’arba kanfos ha’aretz- from the four corners of the globe and from lands of our enemies. Millions that have come over the past few decades and whose children born here don’t know another country. They don’t know that they will never be homeless. That’s something to sing about. Something they need to thank Hashem for. Something that we need a holiday and Kohanim to remind us about how perfect life is when we have that blessing and how much closer and holier we can become. If I don’t realize that this really should be a day of Hallel, it’s because I can’t haven’t found those kohanim that are calling me back there yet. I haven’t davened for them hard enough. I haven’t come to Israel to receive their blessings. I’m waiting for Mashiach, perhaps I tell myself, but I’ve forgotten that he’s waiting for me as well.

 

The Gaon of Vilna writes that the name of the first man of creation embodies all of us what we’re meant to be and to ultimately fulfill. A name after all describes the essence of a being. And the neam Adam is the essence of why we’re here and what we’re m

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

Az me gait tsevishen leiten, vaist men vos se tut zich in der haim..- When you go to your neighbors, you find out what is happening at home.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/7oFxcQOoTPU    – The Goy and Reb Shayaleh

 

https://youtu.be/luwJ3HtwSmY   Ari Goldwag’s Acapella Geshmack to be A yid

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VtjAIzrRYE  – Rav Yoshe Beir Soloveitchik 1956 Yom Ha’atzmaut 10 years reflection on the State… powerful

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XO6VcvnOGeY  Shlomo Carlebach on Yom ha’Atzmaut

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

26)  Machtesh Hatira is also known as:                         _________

It is widely believed that the craters in the Negev were formed as a result of:

a)  An asymmetrical anticline

b)  Hard and soft rock layers

c)  The erosional downcutting (hithatrut) of a stream           

d)  All the answers are correct

           

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

A Day to Shine -Parshat Emor -  Parshat Emor which contains all of the holidays that we celebrate also mention the mitzva of the counting of the Omer. What’s interesting about this mitzva is that it repeatedly mentions and seems connected to the Shabbos. We are told that w should count from the day after Shabbos- which are sages tell us is really another term and reference for the first day of Pesach. We should count 7 complete Shabbasos. And we should count until the 7th Shabbos. Shabbos Shabbos Shabbos, what’s it all about?

 

The Nesivos Shalom explains that the mitzva of counting Omer is that this is the time of year when we move from the 49th level of impurity of Egypt and rise to the level of holiness to receiving the Torah on Shavuos. In fact the word sefor- to count is also the same word as sapphire- that precious clear gem that we are told is under the throne of Hashem. Now how can someone so low and so dirty and tamei rise so high? The only way is if there is help from Hashem behind us. Pushing us. Inspiring us. Giving us the strength and fortitude to rise and grow. That special gift is the gift of Shabbos.

 

Shabbos we are all blessed with this divine light that pushes higher week to week that comes from Hashem. Pesach is the epitome of that divine intrevnetion. Our Exodus from Mitzrayim was all from that special leap Hashem made skipping over our sins and bring us under His wings. With that strength we move forward. We move to Sinai. Each Shabbos we get that gift again and again. It is the light of Creation renewed. So as a result of that each day of Omer we recognize where we have the strength to go forward week to week from. It is the power of Shabbos, our precious sapphire that we count from to bring us to the day when we will god willing once again merit that special revelation.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

King Asa of Yehuda -740 BC The victory against Zerah the Kushite brought peace to the land for 35 years. The Jews celebrated in Jerusalem sacrificing 7000 sheep and 7000 goats! Woah… Talk about a Yom Ha’Atzmaut Barbeque. Ok it wasn’t exactly Independence Day, rather it was Shavuos and the Jews from the north started to trickle down to be Oleh Regel and to join once again in the good times. This of course concerned Baasha, the King of the North. And so they went to war.

 

Now although Asa had seemingly experienced Divine intervention in the past, yet perhaps time had weakened his faith. Baasha had made a treaty with Ben Hadad, the King of Aram which was in Damascus. So rather than go heads up against the two of them, Asa made the royal error- which only kings can- and went to Ben Hadad and bribed him to break his treaty with Baasha. A true busha. Imagine Jews bribing gentile arabs to break their treaties so that other Jews could attack them. But that’s what happened. They broke the treaty and Asa attacked the Northern cities of Dan, Iyun, and Avel Beit Maacha and wiped them out and destroyed their temples.

 

For those that like the tour part of this column. Dan is of course by Tel Dan. Iyun is the great Tanur waterfall right outside of Metulla which gets its water from Lebanon and is one of the highest in Israel. And Tel Avel Beit Maacha is right around the corner from it right outside Kiryat Shmona although there’s really not much to see there.

 

Baasha realizing that he can’t fight on two fronts retreats down to his capital of Tirtza abandoning as well the area near Nebi Samuel of Rama and Asa as well destroys those temples and with the wood and stones he built Geva Binyamin and Mitzpa. Today Geva Binyamin is the official name of the settlement known as Adam in Binyamin. It is adjacent to the arab village Jebba nearby where the original tel is found. In fact the original walls built by Asa described in our verse are still found there! Mitzpa nearby is either Nebi Samuel or the arab village of tel al natzba. Yet despite these great victories the Navi Hanani tells Asa that he has angered Hashem for his lack of faith. Rather he persecuted the bearer of bad news Hanani. As well he made a forcible draft of newlyweds and yeshiva students, which is never a good thing to do. Newly weds are biblically exempt from battles and yeshiva students provide the power of Torah that allows us to win our battles. These are lessons that unfortunately many Israeli governments forget.

 

Asa’s long reign that had so much potential ends with this tragedy. He becomes sick he is paralyzed from his feet and up and dies and is buried in the City of David. His belongings are all burned so that no one else could use them. And the cycle of civil war does not end but even ups itself as the next stage of descendants and kings take over.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE REFUGEE JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T? E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

 

I met a refugee on the bus today.

"What country are you from?" I asked.

"Iraq" he said.

"How did you escape?" I asked.

IRAN

 

An Afghan soldier called me earlier and told me he was in a refugee camp......but when he told it to me, he said he was caught between Iraq and a hard place.

 

Why are refugees so bad at baseball? Because they can't get home

How does Germany pay for all these refugees it’s taken in ? Krautfunding.

 

A refugee who recently snuck over the border is sitting in the street in Mexico in the streets of Texas, bemoaning his life, when suddenly, a genie appears.

"I'm the socialist, liberal genie," says he, "and I'm here to grant you three wishes."

The refugee says "You see this gap in my teeth? I want it fixed." No sooner does he say that, that he gets a copy of a new law, decreeing that all refugees in the US will get free health and dental care, courtesy of the state. He ran to the dentist and got his teeth fixed for free.

 

He is ecstatic, and says "I want a fully furnished house, endless money and to be reunited with my family."

No sooner does he say this, that a new law is passed, guaranteeing all refugees to the USA a fully furnished new home, welfare, and reunification with their families. And in his hands were a deed to his new home, and refugee papers for his family.

The man is stunned. He had gotten everything he wanted, and still had a wish left. So he said "I want to be a US citizen. In fact, I want to be named Billy." And as soon as he said that, his teeth went back to having a gap, and his house and family disappeared.

"What happened?!" he yelled.

"What do you mean, 'what happened'?" replied the genie. "You're an American now. You should be ashamed, trying to live off of government money. Go get a job, Billy!

 

About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess.

So he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a Jewish refugee in my attic."

"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."

"But I made him agree to pay me 20 Guilders for every week he stayed."

"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."

"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind. I have one more question..."

"What is that, my son?"

"Do I have to tell him the war is over?”

 

Sam Levinson, the famous Jewish comedian told this story: When his parents were immigrants, escaping the prejudice of war-torn Europe, they fell under the spell of the American dream that the streets were paved with gold.

“When pop got here, he found three things: First, the streets weren't paved with gold… Second, the streets were not even paved. And third, he was supposed to do the paving.”

 

local Aliyah ambassador from the Israeli government was noticing that the response to his usual “pitch” about moving to Israel was having limited effect so he decided to change tactics.

“Instead of talking about Israel today, I am going to talk about nutrition and health.” Said the Aliyah representative. “Here is a summary of the latest medical findings:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.

On the other hand the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

At the same time Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. As well the Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

 

My conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Move to Israel and learn to speak Hebrew. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.”

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Answer is D -I have never even heard the term Machtesh Hatira. The three incredible craters in Israel, our “Grand Canyons” are Machtesh Ha’Gadol, Ha’Katan and the largest is Machtesh Rimon. I knew they were formed by all of the above unique phenomena that were choices, I’ve seen the movie there tons of times- which is actually cool because it’s the only science museum  I’ve ever been to that starts off Bereishis Bara Elokim- in the Beginning Hashem created the world! But Hatira? Never heard that name. I suspected it was one of the two that are in Sinai which I didn’t even know if they have names. But that’s not in Israel so therefore I didn’t go with them. I guessed Ha’Katan. But it turns out the correct answer was Ha’Gadol, which I didn’t even know had officially been renamed Machtesh Yerucham- to increase tourism to the city nearby. So I got it half right and the score is now Schwartz 21 and 5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

Famers and Friends- Parshat Kedoshim

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 29th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 30 28th Nissan 5782


Parshat Kedoshim


Farmers and Friends

 

I meet a lot of holy people. Most of them don’t have long white beards or black hats. Truth is I stay away from those types. I’m not a Rebbe groupie, not a big running around and getting bracha or photo-op guy. And to be honest I kind of have a hard time connecting to those saintly miracle Rebbes, Rosh Yeshivas, kabbalists and miracle workers, especially the ones with all the Gabbaim and gatekeepers. They don’t do it for me. They never really have. Don’t get me wrong that’s not that I don’t buy into them, their holiness and power and connection to Hashem to do great things. It’s just I guess I feel for those things to work I need to actually feel connected to them and I just don’t. It doesn’t really work for me.

 

But this year, I have really gotten to connect to a whole new cadre of gedolim, of great people. Of the holiest of the holy. For those of you that have been regular readers here and certainly you few hundred (!) daily tourist status watchers and Rabbi Schwartz tour stalkers can guess who I’m talking about it’s none other than the salt of the earth Shemitta farmers that I meet regularly on my tours. They’re mind-blowing. They’re holy. They have changed my appreciation of the power of the Jew and his faith and even more than that they have given me a better appreciation of my relationship with Hashem. Because I have seen God and He is a shemitta farmer. I have come to know Hashem through them and He is my Father. He is my friend. He is my confident. He is there for me and is as real as the juicy orange that I’m delectably biting in to- and squirting all over my shirt from it’s juiciness. And He’s just as sweet.

 

See, that’s what a meeting with a holy person is supposed to do to you. It’s supposed to change your life. Change your outlook. Make you feel holier. Inspire you to become as holy as they are. And then the brachos and salvations come. They come because we begin to realize that it’s all been bracha and we’ve already been saved all along. It couldn’t get better because we have our Best Friend and Father and Provider making sure of that.

 

Yehuda Itamar in Moshav Amka near Nahariya is one of those guys. He wasn’t raised religious, although his Morrocan upbringing was certainly strong on faith and tradition. His father came here in 1949 started his olive and avocado farm, had a couple of cows and built a life and family. As Yehuda grew older he connected more and more to the Torah, it’s commandments and the understanding that if he really believed in Hashem as being real, then it behooved upon him to observe the commandments the way they were given to us on Sinai and passed down for three thousand years since then. He had heard about Shemitta observance and decided to bring the Rabbi over to explain it to them. His father after hearing the whole conversation wasn’t convinced, yet he deferred to his young 35 year old son who had provided him with quite a few grandchildren by then- which is always a good card to hold in your back pocket. As well Yehudah had as of then gotten the family into the market of growing and selling the highly profitable and expensive lychee fruits that they had much success in. He therefore agreed to go along with his son’s decision. And so they started observing Shemitta. But that was just the start.

 

See, the first shemitta he did 28 years ago, he really wasn’t satisfied with the way it went. The Beis Din he worked with who took over his lands and distributed his fruits, he felt were charging too much for the distribution costs. See fruits of shemitta can’t be sold as they are considered ownerless, but the court can charge to distribute them thus providing the farmers with some income for collecting and taking care of the trees and fruits. What cost him 2 and half shekel per kilo to provide them with they were selling for forty for the distribution costs. He didn’t like that. But fascinatingly enough it wasn’t because he felt that he was losing out on the money, or that someone else was pocketing some on his mitzva. Quite the opposite. He wanted everyone to have his fruits for free or close to free. Shemitta is about sharing the bounty of the land with Klal Yisrael. Showing that even those that don’t have farms and don’t grow fruits can have some “on the house”. Because it’s Hashem’s land. It’s their Father in heaven that is sharing it with them. And he, Yehuda, was just the gabbai to hand them out to everyone.

 

So the next shemitta cycle he upgraded his observance to a better Beis Din. He was more satisfied with the way that they distributed it. As well he started putting out the word that that his fields were open to all. And Jews started to come from all over. It was a party. A fruity kiddush of Avocados and expensive lychees every day all over his precious fields. People just coming and coming and taking. Can you imagine what this means? We’re talking about what would regularly be 10’s and 10’s of thousands of shekels worth of produce that he would generally support his family with. That he would use to pay his bills. That he actually even in the shemitta year had to expend time, effort and money to grow and take care of, and everyone is just coming and taking what they want. It did hurt a bit when word got out to the local Arabs as well and they started coming and hoarding some of his precious fruits as well. But he Yehudah just told himself that it wasn’t really his field this year and if that’s what Hashem wanted to happen, it was His business; His problem.

 

The next Shemitta though, Yehudah really wanted to do something special and different. His children were growing older. The Moshav environment he lived in was one that was challenging religiously as he was one of the handful of observant farmers and members of the Moshav. His kids had friends that were involved in non-Torah pursuits. They were getting exposed to things he felt would be detrimental to the great spiritual aspirations he had for them. He wanted some extra help from His Friend and Caretaker in heaven. He decided to double down on his faith. He looked out at his 30 dunams of olive groves that his father had grown decades before and decided that in observance of shemitta he wasn’t even going to step foot in those fields. He wouldn’t water them, he wouldn’t check on them. The land would rest entirely. It’s God’s field, let Him worry about it.

 

Now in shemitta all opinions agree that one is permitted to water one’s trees and do the basic things so that the trees won’t die. It’s prohibited of course to prune and to do things that will make the fruits and trees grow better. But the Torah doesn’t obligate one to lose ones trees. But Yehuda didn’t care. This wasn’t about what was permitted or not. This was about impressing in himself the faith and understanding that the fields and trees really belong to Hashem on the Sabbatical year. They’re not his. So he left them. Over 250 trees starved to death that year. Or so it seemed.

 

This certainly didn’t go over well with his family.  His father’s brothers came knocking and calling that all of their families work was for waste. He was crazy. He was a lunatic. A poshaya. Other farmers on the Yishuv looked at him as well with nebach scorn and derision. But Yehudah just smiled. He had nothing to worry about. It wasn’t his field. It was Hashem’s.

After Rosh Hashana for the first time Yehuda went back in. The trees were dead as a wooden doorknob. 30 Dunams worth.

 

Ah well... he sighed. That’s what Hashem wants. It’s His business. So he turned on the water sprinkler systems just to see if there was any point. After-all, what else was he supposed to do? And whatdaya know? There was techiyat ha’meisim! The trees came back from the dead and started growing just like usual. His uncles were shocked, his fellow farmers were as well. Three more farmers in fact started keeping this Shemitta cycle when they saw this happen last time. But for Yehuda, this was par for the course. Hashem wouldn’t abandon him. He never had a doubt. And you know what, he told me proudly? My son just finished learning his exams for Dayanut last week. He’s become a holy Jewish rabbi and judge. To me, that’s the biggest nachas in the world.

 

There is an incredible Moshav Zekeinim of the Baalei Tosafos on this week’s Torah portion. The Torah tells us the famous mitzva of B’tzedek tishpot es amisecha- on should judge one’s friend favorably. It is from here where we learn the mitzva of giving the benefit of the doubt to one another. Not to distort our judgement of others. The Baaley Tosafos though takes this verse to a whole different place which when you think about it really transforms the entire Parsha. They write

 

“If the attribute of judgement (Middas Ha’din) comes upon you from heaven, there is a positive commandment to find the righteousness of that judgement. For when it says amisecha- your friend that refers to Ha’Kadosh Baruch Hu. And one should bless the True Judge. And at that moment Hashem glorifies Himself amongst His angels. And thus one should say it in a loud vouce. “And You are righteous in all that comes upon us.”

 

Do you know what it means to judge Hashem favorably? It means that we realize that He’s our friend. He loves us. He cares for us. There is nothing ever that He would do that wasn’t for our benefit. Our Judaism starts there. It’s the lesson I learned and felt after schmoozing with Yehudah in that holy field of his.

 

This weeks Parsha is jam packed with Mitzvos. Mitzvos of all types in all areas of life and ritual. It was said with all of the Jewish people gathered together. And It’s introduction of Kedoshim ti’hiyu ki kadosh Ani- and you shall be holy for I am holy, I am Hashem your God has an incredible message to it that I just understood with this tosafos. Our sages tell us that Hashem observes all of the mitzvos. He is us. And we are Him. We have tefillin. He has Tefillin. We have Shabbos. He has Shabbos. He is holy. We are holy. We love our friends, because we love Hashem, because He loves us, Because we are Him and He is us. And they are us and we are them. If that meant any sense to you. Read it again and absorb if you didn’t.

 

 Hashem is our friend, we judge Him favorably because we know He really is our friend. In the same way we love our friends, because they really are our friends. Because the same Hashem that loves us and told us that I am holy, said they are as well. They are our friends. We, all of Klal Yisrael, heard this together. We accepted and saw it in one another. And we all feel it when we meet someone like Yehudah who shows us how true and holy we all can be.

 

The period of Omer that we are in mourning of right now, is a time when we always read this Parsha. The students of Rabbi Akiva died because they didn’t see that honor, that Hashem in each other. Rabbi Akiva was the one that taught V’Havata L’rayacha Kamocha- one should love their friend like themselves, yet his students perhaps didn’t get the deeper meaning behind that teaching. Loving your friend is as the Baaley Tosafos says there is no friend like Hashem. How do we love our friend like ourselves? When we see the Hashem inside of Him. We see our own holiness of Hashem inside of them. We love him like ourselves, because we are him and he is us and we all have that same friend in heaven that is with us.

 

The Midrash tells us that Rabbi Tarfon was once bemoaning to Rabbi Akiva that there was nobody in the generation that could accept proper rebuke. That paid attention to any admonition that the Rabbi was giving. Rabbi Akiva retorted that he would be better off bemoaning the fact that there was no Rabbis in their generation that were truly capable of giving admonition and rebuke properly. For to give rebuke doesn’t mean trying to get the other person to do what you feel is right for them to do. Tochacha- is showing and revealing the holiness and godliness inside of them. Introducing them to the Friend they have. The holy friend that they perhaps never really knew before. That they weren’t aware cared for them. That they didn’t know could bring back trees from the dead for them. That would take care of all of their needs and give them blessings all the time. Rabbi Akiva knew and saw that. Sadly his students didn’t.

 

The days of Omer fall out in the farming season. It’s the time when the blessings and green are all around us. It’s a time of year, perhaps even more so this year when we think about the farmers, the trees and the field and the bounty Hashem is sprouting out all around us. May He as well sprout the redemption very soon. The land and His people are waiting.

 

Have a holy Shabbos and a bountiful Chodesh Iyar Tov

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

Chavershaft iz shtarker vi brudershaft.- Friendship is stronger than kinship.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/50pzvTOrgMA  – That season again! Acapella Shabbos Evolution by Y studs

 

https://youtu.be/_uLKWBXlwjg Shira Choir Goes Classical Acapella and Cool and Fun!

 

https://youtu.be/IcTYNZzgUZs – Getting into Lag mode with this Miron Song from two years ago acapella

 

https://youtu.be/epKg5I3DB2I Whatever... Thought this was ummm.. you decide… Shemitta song… No work for my tractor…

 

https://youtu.be/oaOUIfBClu4    Kaiser Wilhelm visiting Jerusalem from tour guiding question of the week

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

25)  A Jewish leader who came to meet Emperor Wilhelm II in Jerusalem: _______

His journey expressed the worldview of:

A)  Religious Zionism

B)  Political Zionism

C)  Spiritual Zionism

D)  Practical Zionism             

           

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Separate -Parshat Kedoshim -  Shabbos Kodesh, Shabbos is a day that is holy. The word holy is one that I think is bandied about rather loosely. Some take it very seriously and believe it refers to someone that is ascetic and avoids all things physical and mundane. Others believe that everything is holy, its being kind its being generous. It’s a place or person where one can feel and connect with the Divine. The truth is the word Kodesh literally means separate and apart. It’s not connected to anything. It’s independent. If that’s the case what does holiness really and practically mean. After all it is the first commandment in our Parsha. We should be holy because Hashem is holy. How do we become separate like Him?

 

The end of the Parsha has an interesting almost conclusion of our Parsha and its myriad of commandments, when it tells us that Hashem was mavdil us- he separated us from all the nations to be His. There is a fascinating Midrash in the Yalkut Shimoni that writes

 

Had it written that Hashem would separate the nations from us, then they would no longer be able to exist anymore. Therefore it says ‘I have taken you from the nations’. This is like one who takes out the good from the bad and then he chooses more again. Whereas if one plucks out the bad from the good he doesn’t choose out again.”

 

The sefer Ben Avraham was written by Reb Avraham Maizes, a cool sefer I found in shaymos this morning, who was a great chareidi leader in the early years of the state, a student of Reb Isser Zalman Meltzer and who spent years in Siberia where he was sent and still managed to observe mitzvos under great persecution. He suggests that by Shabbos as many know there is a prohibition to separate the bad from the good. We can however take the good from the bad. What is the difference? When one removes the bad, we are saying that the good will stay the same it just has bad parts to it that are disturbing it and bringing down it’s value. Taking the good from the bad, though is elevating the good. It’s bringing it closer to me. It’s making it holier and better.

 

The Midrash is telling us that the way Hashem took us out and separated us from the nations was not to remove them, which would mean that they would be thrown out and we would remain as is. Rather is was uplifting us. It was making us closer and more special to Him.  By doing that the rest of the world has the potential still not be viewed as bad, but rather as not yet elevated. We have yet to redeem them.

 

The Jewish people are separate because we are connected to Hashem who is separated. We are uplifted. He notes that we say in davening 6 blessings or titles about the Jewish people.

1)       Ahavta osanu- He loved us,

2)      V’Ratzisa banu- He desired us,

3)      V’romamtanu mi;kol ha’leshonos- He exalted us from all languages

4)      v’kidashtanu b’mitzvosecha- He sanctified us with His mitzvos, v

5)      ’kayravtanu la’avodescha- and He brought us close to His work,

6)      V’shimcha ha’gadol aleinu karasa- and He called His great name upon us.

 

Six is this world. The 7th is above. That’s how we rise above. Step by step, Hashem plucked us out. Then comes Shabbos when we are above it all and separate. We are His. He is ours. It is Shabbos Kodesh. Not connected to anything below and before because we have been taken out of it and now we can uplift everything else. That’s how we have a Shabbos Kodesh!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

King Asa of Yehuda -775 BC After the civil war and sins of Aviya the son of Rechavam a shining light rose up amongst the people of Yehuda. A new king arose Asa, the son of Aviya was considered a righteous king. His mother (or grandmother according to some opinons) Ma’acha was the daughter of Avshalom and she spread idolatry all around the land.  She built a huge demonic idol in the Kidron valley where all types of promiscuity would take place. It’s hard to imagine that right outside the Temple mount looking across from the Tayelet boardwalk at this valley of Gei Hinom of the Jewish abominations that took place here. Well, Asa took care of all of that. He cleared the country of all these illicit elements that had insinuated their way into our nation and he made a big lag ba’omer bonfire burning the statues.

 

In the temple that had been plundered by his father Aviya, he returned the holy vessels and he built up the country and their borders and wall in the face of their surrounding enemies. Things were going well, but like every good king, you need a good miraculous war to solidify your place in Jewish history and Hashem was happy to provide him with one.

 

The Navi in Divrey Ha’Yamim tells us about the great battle of Maresha that took place against the Kushite King Zerah who came with a million soldiers and one thousand three hundred chariots who came for the Gaza coastline to attack them. Maresha is located right next Beit Guvrin- for those that have done the dig for the day there and visited the later period Roman city and amphitheater. Most guides don’t really get into the huge battle of Asa there but they should. It’s an amazing victory. The Navi tells us how fortified by the words of the Navi Oded and Azariya, Asa’s army chased them all the way down to Gerar which is on the way down to Egypt in the Negev not far from Be’er Sheva. They smote their cities took all their cattle and booty. It was amazing and miraculous, and they came back to Jerusalem and celebrated.

 

With word and the high of this victory, Asa turned his eyes North to the northern kingdom and began to make plans to bring our nation back together again. Jerusalem was waiting for her children. For all of them? Would he succeed?

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE JUDGING JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Benjy had been arrested and was now up before the judge. 

The judge asks, "Do you admit you broke into the same clothes shop 3 times?" 

"Yes," replies Benjy. 

"Could you please tell the court what you stole." asks the judge. 

"I stole a dress, your honour," replies Benjy. 

"Just one dress? But you admitted to breaking in 3 times," says the judge. 

"Yes I did, your honour," says Benjy, "but on two of those occasions, I broke in to return the dress I took before." 

"Return the dress? Why? I don’t understand," says the judge. 

"Because my wife Bette didn't like the design, your honor." 

 

Having a $100,000 court case which would decide the fate of Chaim's economic situation he suggested to the lawyer that perhaps it would be wise to bribe the judge.

"Absolutely not, this judge is very straight. He would surely decide against the party who sends a bribe."

A couple of month later Chaim won the court case. "You see" said the lawyer "it's good you followed my advice and didn't bribe the judge."

"No, I didn't listen to you I actually did bribe the judge, just I sent it in the name of the other party."

 

Shmuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck. Weeks later, in court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Shmuel.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Shmuel responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I just put my dog Moishele, into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Shmuel said, "Vell, I just got Moishele into the car and vas driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Shmuel's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his dog Moishele".

Shmuel thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell, like I vas saying, I just loaded Moishele, my lovely hundteleh (dog), into the car and vas driving him down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Moishele vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I heard Moishele moaning and groaning. I knew he vas in terrible shape just by his groans. Den a Highway Patrolman came along. He could hear Moishele moaning and groaning so he vent over to him. After he looked at him, and saw vat terrible condition Moishele was in, he took out his gun and shoots him between the eyes.

Den the Patrolman comes across the road, gun still in hand, looks at me and says, "How you feeling?" "Nu, Judge, vat vould you say?

 

When Rivkah was called up for jury service, she asked the judge whether she could be excused.

"I don’t believe in capital punishment," she said, "and I wouldn’t want my views to prevent the trial from running its proper course".

The judge liked her thoughtfulness but had to tell her that she was perfectly suitable to serve on the jury.

"Madam," he explained, "This is not a murder trial, it's just a simple civil lawsuit. Mrs F is bringing this case against her husband because he gambled away the entire £15,000 he had promised her for her birthday so that she could carry out a make-over on her kitchen."

"OK," said Rivkah, "I'll join your jury - I could be wrong about capital punishment after all."

 

An observant Jew who lived on Park Avenue, built a Sukkah on his balcony. Some of his 'high society' non-Jewish neighbors brought him to court They claimed that the Sukkah on his balcony was an eyesore and was having negative impact on the value of their homes in this posh neighborhood. In court, the man was very worried about the outcome. It was the eve of the eight-day holiday, leaving him no time to make alternative arrangements, in case the judge ordered him to take down the Sukkah. He prayed for help. And Hashem listened. Judge Ginsburg, who was Jewish himself, had a reputation of being a very wise man. After hearing both sides, he turned around to the observant Jew and scolded him: "Don't you realize that you live on Park Avenue, and not in Brooklyn? There is a certain decorum which is expected on Park Avenue. You have no right to be putting up an ugly hut on this lovely street without a building permit authorizing it. I hereby rule that either you remove the hut, or I will fine you one thousand dollars. You have exactly eight days to do so! Next case!"

 

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge.

After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no G-d..' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no G-d, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned!

 

Herman Goering was interviewed shortly before the Nuremberg trials. Goering was asked what he believed the outcome of the trial would be. He immediately told the interviewer that he was sure he would be found guilty and executed a short while later. The interviewer, shocked that such a seemingly confident man would be so sure of his demise asked him why he believed this. Goering looking puzzled by the question responds with. “What do you mean. You can’t find a half decent lawyer in this country anymore!

A trial for murder is being held and all the evidence indicate that the defendant is guilty But the body has never been found Just before the sentence is concluded his astute lawyer stands up and says: "ladies and gentlement, the deceased will enter the room in a few minutes".

There is a sudden commotion after these things were said. A few minutes pass then some more and no one has entered the room. After another couple of minutes the juries leave the room in order to make a decision. When they return the judge asks if they have come to a decision.

"Yes your honour, we have found the defendant- guilty of murder".

The defendant's lawyer immediately rises up and shouts towards them: "how dare you convict my client? Just a couple of minutes earlier, I told you that the deceased would enter the room and you all looked towards the door! That proves that you had a reasonable doubt!".

“We would have bought into it if your client had ever look towards the door".

 

Little old Yentl had gotten arrested for stealing a can of peaches from a grocery store. She stood there on trial with her husband Berel at her side. At the trial, the judge asks her why she stole a can of peaches. She replies, "Your Honor, my husband and I don't have much, and we are very poor. I was simply trying to do something about my hunger."
The judge, feeling sorry for the old lady, asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"
"6," Sadie responded.
"Then," the judge said, "you will spend one day in jail for each peach, for a total of 6 days."
"Your Honor," Berel piped up, "she also stole a can of peas!"

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Answer is B -The Kaiser Wilhelm’s visit was a big deal. They knocked down the Gate that was by Shaar Yaffo so he wouldn’t have to bend his pointed hat down (see video above). Theodore Herzl came to Palestine to convince him to support the Zionists efforts to get recognition from the Turks. He told him that he should support an Israel franchise that would sell to the Turks. His meeting didn’t turn out the way that he wanted it to. Rule in life, don’t count on the Germans…  So the answer is imaginably political Zionism although one might want to argue that it’s practical as well. So the score is now Schwartz 20.5 and 4.5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.