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Friday, April 24, 2026

I - Openers- Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 24th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 26 7th of Iyar 5786

 

Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim

 

I- Openers

 

It was an eye-opening conversation. Something that I never really thought about. That I took and take for granted and assumed because it meant so much to me. Because, I felt it was so obvious and so incredible, and almost incomprehensible how one could feel the way that I do. But I was so wrong. It really shifted my mindset. I gave me a lot to mull about and process. I'll share it with you, because that's what I always do. But, I sure am curious what you have say about this as well.

 

It was this past Wednesday, which here in Israel is celebrated as Yom Ha'Atzmaut. At least by most, I should preface. For others its also a celebration and an excuse to bash the State, to bash those that say Hallel- with or without a bracha, or say tachanun or not. As well to bash those that don't say. You know, your typical Jewish fun and recreational sport "brother bashing". Personally, I don't really like to play that game. I'm in the major leagues. I like to bash the bashers on both sides. Why limit your fun to only one team?

 

But anyways, I was having a conversation with my neighbor, Meir, who had just come back from his Pesach trip with his family from America. Now, I just want to clarify who Meir is. He's not an American. He's Israeli- Israeli. This is Karmiel, not Ramat Beit Shemesh or Ramat Eshkol. He's an avreich/ Kollel Rabbi here. He's Chariedi. He's never been on a plane in his life. He's never left Israel. Yet, he has a brother-in-law that lives there in New York and family in Lakewood and they invited them to come with his family for the Chag. At first he wasn't sure he could make it there with the war and skies shut. But in the end he did what way too many did, unfortunately in my opinion, and headed down to Egypt, Taba, flew through Europe- I asked him if he waved at the concentration camps along the way, and headed to Galus America for the holiday that celebrates the ability of the Jewish people to have the strength to break free from that slavery galus mentality and mindset and come to Israel. I can't imagine the irony of that whole thing that happened this year was lost on anyone. Not that it stopped them from leaving…

 

So Meir had just come back yesterday and we schmoozed about his trip. Needless to say, he was enthralled. I asked him if he learned English. He told me that he was in Boro Park most of the time and Lakewood so he didn't really need it much, although his yiddish has gotten a lot better. In terms of what he experienced there though was truly disheartening. He said he didn't feel any anti-semitism, surprisingly enough. Although he did say his relatives there expressed more nervousness. But in regards to the lifestyle, he couldn't even compare it. America is amazing. The people are nice (In New York!!!). The stores are friendly. The quality of the meat, the steaks, the shopping was out of this world. And just the whole Torah lifestyle, the shiurim, the classes, the minyanim, the nice shuls. He saw Batei Midrash full of people learning. Nice Mikvaos. There were no missiles. No sirens. No Jews protesting or fighting. People worked, supported their families. Had nice homes and schools. It's a good life, he told me. It's an amazing one. I can't imagine anyone leaving there and moving here. In fact he expressed admiration and even a bit of incredulity that I or anyone from America would leave and move here. 

 

This wasn't the first time, I've had this reaction from Israelis, who look at you a bit crazy for making Aliya. I'm used to it. They were born here. They don't get it. The grass is always greener. Rav Margalit, the Rav of Karmiel has told me numerous times that one of the most important things that Olim bring to Eretz Yisrael is that enthusiasm and appreciation for the land that Israelis take for granted. That wasn't the chiddush or epiphany that Meir gave me. It was what he said next that really blew my mind.

 

"I don't think I or any chareidi Kollel guy living here in Israel if we would've been born there would ever move here or make aliya…."

 

Boom! That was what he said that hit me. Because to a large degree I think he's right. I know I shouldn't generalize. I've never done a statistic or a poll. I just know people. A lot of people. They're my friends. We learn. We schmooze. We daven together. They come to my shul. The truth is many of them love it here and really, I believe most of them, if given the choice and even good money and lives in America wouldn't leave for anything. And that it is a big zechus to be here. And I believe they even thank Hashem for that merit and privilege. Yet, at the same time, I don't think there's any question that if they would've been born in America they would never make Aliyah. It's not a value to them in that way. It doesn't mean to them, even now, what it means to me. And that was a very eye-opening conversation to have on Yom Ha'atzma'ut with my neighbor here in Israel. And it really bothered me a lot.

 

To be honest, which I usually try to be, at least with myself… I know that I didn't move here because it was a value or something that I really appreciated or was in a real sense connected to. It was a pragmatic decision more than anything else. It was right for the point I was in my life, from a financial standpoint. Or more precisely from a lack of financial standpoint. I was out of a job and I figured once I'm starting fresh, it's easier to do that here than there with a lot less upfront tuition, health insurance etc… expenses. And if I'm going to be poor, here at least you get a mitzva by living here and your mere existence is meaningful. But it wasn't out of any deep passion or love for the land, the air, the even incredible fulfillment of the dreams of all my ancestors. It was a mitzva. It made sense. Why not?

 

Had the opportunity not presented itself, I doubt I would've come. I might even still be there. In Iowa, Seattle or Virginia. Not Lakewood or Boro Park though… you couldn't pay me enough…😊 So I understood what he was saying. It just shook me to the core and gave me a whole new perspective on the people, my friends living here.

 

They really don't get it. It's not part of their heart and soul as it is to mine. They don't see it as truly being essential to what it means to be a servant and chosen one of Hashem. They don't feel their lives and every step that they take here has purpose, has meaning. They're not living like I am. I'm not blaming them. I just think I understand them and perhaps what goes on in this world and here so much more with that insight. This has nothing to do with the State at all. Or without the State. It's nothing to do with the Army or even wars from enemies from without and within. It's if I had to put this in to one sentence description, I'd say they're living here in Eretz Yisrael not too much differently then many chareidi Jews living in America. They like the land and benefits and freedoms, but they're really not invested or connected or see much value in the land or country itself on a spiritual level. And that is so sad.

 

The truth is I have that same perspective about non-religious or observant Jews in America. I don't look down upon them. I'm sad for them. They don't have Shabbos. They don't have Torah. They don't have the same relationship with Hashem and expression and connections that I have, because of the gifts of my upbringing and education. To be honest as well with myself, and certainly its something that I developed over my 15 years of Jewish outreach work in far-out places in America, I understood that if I would've born and raised like they were, then the chances were that I would never become frum. I wouldn't pursue that type of life. It's easy being non-religious, not keeping kosher, not having to worry about what you watch, how you speak, where you live, how you spend your money. To live a life without a higher purpose. I don't judge them. I certainly don't hate them or even look down on them. I really would be them. I would be the guy still living in America. I'd be the Kollel guy living in Israel without an appreciation for the land. And I wouldn't have even a clue and how blessed and how much I was missing out on by not being the person, that really through no great action or even inspiration of my own, I am fortunate enough to be today.

 

All these thoughts, epiphanies and self-reflections come after another few days out there in the Sinai desert farming by my friend once again this week. It seems I couldn't get enough of it last week to return yet to society. I was like a metzora that needed a second week of isolation. Of hisbodedus and meditation while connecting and slurping up the holiness pouring out of the land of Eretz Yisrael, the brown sandy desert that was flourishing and becoming green before my eyes. That process which I think is really so essential and what this period between Pesach and Shavuos is all about. The journey from exile, slavery and the 49th level of tumah, to redemption, freedom and the revelation of Hashem is what we are meant to be counting to and focusing on. And that journey really continues from last week's two parshiyot of metzora and tumah to this week's two portions of Acharei Mos the service of Yom Kippur and Kedoshim, becoming holy. It's what one is meant to learn in their second week and step of being alone outside the camp.

 

Acharey Mos and that service of the kohen being alone in the holy of holies, I've noted in previous years, doesn't even mention that this service takes place on Yom Kippur until 29 verses into the parsha. The commentaries note this. It's almost as if its meant to be read as an eternal message for all of us all year round "when we want to come into the Kodesh" the holy. It's a process in which we become embodied in the Kohen Gadol and he is us and we are him alone with Hashem in that private room. The process is one of recognizing that there is a lottery that takes place. We all have a goral- in life. A role that we were given that we did nothing to choose. Our job is to make that choice we've been given and to bring it to Hashem while sending the other one out to the mountain, to the midbar, to that isolated place and throw it off the cliff. It doesn't get much deeper and more personal. And it seems that it is really the only true starting point to being able to come close to Hashem and experience that revelation of Him within ourselves.

 

If Acharey Mos is about the Kohen within each of us, Kedoshim is about all of us being gathered together as one and taking that inner holiness and we've found within ourselves and moving back to the camp and finding it in everyone. About becoming a mamleches kohanim and goy kadosh- a kingdom of priests and a holy nation. It starts with the realization that we all have fathers and mothers. We're human. We come from somewhere. We're part of a legacy, a chain we're meant to continue. We have a goral. We all have that. We all share that. Just as we understand that we need to follow that knowledge of that with the fact that there is a third partner. There is Shabbos. We have a Creator. It is from Hashem that it all starts. Our parents are obligated in His honor because He's their Parent as well. We're not turning outside to any false gods or values. We're not bowing to any masecha- any face masks that cover up our essence. We're holy. Ani Hashem Elokeichem. Hashem is our God and we are one with Him and have found Him in ourselves.

 

When we get that we can then bring Shelamim sacrifices. We're complete. We're looking at the whole picture. We can eat a portion, we can give a portion to Hashem and we can give to the Kohen who connected us. We appreciate the sanctity of the time we have together with him. The fleeting moment that leaves if we miss out on it. We recognize the holiness of the place Hashem has put us and where we are complete with Him. We're not thinking about being somewhere else. We're fully present with him in the moment. We're not on phone. We're not looking at someone else's life. It's only when we do that then we are shaleim and when we can't do that then we're cut off. We're disconnected from Him and from our essence.

 

If one follows that introduction and mindset as you read through the parsha it has so much more meaning. It's not just laws. It's not chukim. It's not mitzvos or ethics. It's holiness. It's rising above the mundane and connecting with ourselves and Hashem within us. It's about understanding how every Jew has their own circumstance, their own challenges, their own story, their own occupation, their own temptations, sins and pitfalls and their own relationship with Hashem. We each have a goral. His is not mine and mine is not his, but each of ours are connected to Hashem. They come from the same source. The same Parent.

 

Perhaps the center of all of this in our parsha is what Rabbi Akiva tells us is klal gadol ba'torah and what Hillel says is the entire Torah on one foot. Loving your friend like yourself. What is hated upon you don't do to him. The essence of the Torah is premised on the two criterion that lie in this commandment and dictum. The first is two know and truly understand who I am. To take off all my masks, to look deep into what really makes me who I am. To be honest with my challenges, my sins, my weaknesses and my failures and to understand that at the end of the day, I still love myself. I love myself, because I understand that deep down there's a holy good divine spark within me that's untainted. That there is Ani Hashem within me.

 

As long as I'm still wearing all my masks and patting myself on the back, then you really aren't connected to that. You're taking credit for something that you don't deserve. You're kochi vi'otzem yadi asah li es ha'chayil ha'zeh. It doesn't make a difference if you're saying that in a secular Israeli army and see your victory over 5 arab nations as coming from the strength and heroism of your army and soldiers, or if you're sitting in the Bais Medrash in Lakewood or in Kollel in Jerusalem and feel that all your learning, your Torah, your chesed and mitzvos is because you're such a naturally good frum person and a gaon olam who's a big masmid and is sacrificing the world and gashmiyus for that avoda. Your sacrifice to make yourself feel good and meaningful is no different than the soldier who as well gives up this world to go fight for his meaning and sacrifice and sense of worth and genius. At the end of the day, it's still attributing it all to your kochi- your strength. You're not realizing it's just a goral. It's where Hashem placed you.

 

The second criterion once one has understood themselves, once they've found their "kamocha" is to then find it in the rest of our holy nation. To understand what their goral is. They are rey'acha because Hashem is their Ra'ayah as well. He is their friend. He is their shepherd. We're all His sheep. The verses before the mitzva of loving your friend begins with the fascinating uniquely Jewish perspective. Goyim say don't judge anyone. Don't be so judgy. Its not good to be judgey lest you yourself be judged. That's not what the Torah tells and teaches us. The goyishe approach is to live and let live. Judaism and the Torah doesn't believe in that. In fact quite the opposite. The Torah demands that we judge everyone. It's natural. It's the way we were built. Yet here comes the hard part.

 

B'tzedek tishopt amisecha- Judge them with tzedek. Find them righteous. As Rashi tells us

 

Hevei dan es kol adam l'kaf zechus- One should judge their friend favorably to the side of merit.  

 

Our job is to judge favorably. To look at them and see in them that same spark that you found in yourself. To see the Ani Hashem in him as well. To realize that if you were in his boat, if you had his goral, you might be the same way. Yet, you weren't. You were given a different goral. You are more blessed. Hashem put you in a different place. Why? It's not because of anything special about you. It's not because of anything you've done or deserved. It's because He has a job for you here. It's hochayach tochayach es amisecha- It's perhaps to show and share with your unfortunate friend, what he's missing. What he can become. How great and holy and how special he is as well. To help him find the Ani Hashem inside himself as well.

 

When one comes with that approach, the verses that follow are natural. You won't hate your brother in your heart, you won't want to take revenge, won't want to spite him or embarrass him. He's just as holy as you. Doing so would be a chilul Hashem of the godliness within him. It would be embarrassing or desecrating Hashem. Being spiteful to Him. And in doing so, hurting yourself as well. Not judging him favorably. Living and let living, or god forbid doing worse by looking down and shaming or excoriating him is standing by on his blood. It's draining him of the life force that needs to be revealed within him. It's minimizing the shechina in the world. And thus yourself in the process.

 

Each day of this holy month of Iyar we count. We add a number each day. We get closer and closer. Each day we build on the previous one. We're on a journey to Sinai. Each day we move further and further from Egypt from being constrained to being free. To moving beyond this world. To the complete redemption. It's a job that is meant to be done in the field. It's the counting of that Omer. It's uplifting that barley offering and the old wheat and coming to the chadash- the new wheat. On Shavuot, the offering we bring is the shnai ha'lechem- the two loaves of bread. Lechem is gematria 78. The shnai Ha'lechem is the years of 78. May this 78th year of Hashem blessing us with our own State to return to, be the one that we finally merit to bring that together with Him in His home rebuilt.

 

Have a holy Shabbos,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Besser zikh tsu vintshen aider yenem tsu shelten."– Better to pray for yourself than to curse another.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNIadAMPp6M – Amazing Reb Asher Weiss on Israeli Soldier shaylas


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsidUkVq1eQ   - If you have time an amazing great and Fun interview/podcast with my buddy Michael and Eli Friedman about Aliyah


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVmUK6r6_Q&list=RDziVmUK6r6_Q&start_radio=1&t=50s    - Here's Kempeh's whole new acapella album starting off with that amazing Ohr Ein Sof


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6NDclFLRSs   – Baruch Levine latest Acapella Release album the longing for "We are one".


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

29. A spring in which the emanation of water occurs intermittently is called a __________ spring


Which of the following public struggles in Israel has failed?

A. The struggle to provide access to the shores of the Sea of Galilee 

B. The struggle to prevent the privatization of the Dead Sea Works 

C. The struggle to preserve wildflowers

D. The struggle to prevent construction in Jerusalem's Gazelle Valley     

  

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Hallel Post Purim?- 352 BCWe know the story of Purim in a nutshell. They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat and drink. The part that we sometimes forget is how the "we won" part happened. There was no ceasefire or Trump. It was the Jews that took up swords and guns and slaughtered 75,000 anti-Semites around the world. Men, women and children. We killed them. Not in Israel. But in Iran. In Poland. In The Hague and in Gracie Mansion. We killed them all. And that's what we celebrate. Think about that at your next peace rally. It wasn't Mashiach. It wasn't King David's army. It wasn't Chasmonaim and Maccabees. It was good Jews with guns that understood what self- defense and pre-emptive strikes on heir enemies and neighbors that want to kill them if they had the chance. It was Hamas lovers. And it was understanding that we can't rely on the goyim to do the job for us….

 

But in the end we were saved. It was miraculous. So we celebrate. What about saying Hallel? As the gemara puts it. If when we left Egypt from slavery to freedom and we say Hallel so certainly when we go from death and genocide to life? So why not say Hallel? And on that note- and pay attention to the answers of the Gemara here- how does this apply to saying Hallel on the miracles of today? Of Yom Ha'Atzmaut?

 

So the gemara gives three reasons why we don't say Hallel on Purim. Reb Chiya Bar Avin says the reason is because once we entered the land of Israel miracles that take place in any other land is not worthy of saying Hallel in. Perhaps because our entire existence there is meaningless. It's sad. It's like Hashem changing the lightbulb in your prison cell, or your tunnel in Gaza or Lakewood or Volozhin. It's not anything worthy of saying Hallel for. What would that mean in regards to miracles here today? You tell me…

The next reason given is Rav Nachman who says that the reading of the Megilla is actually the Hallel and takes its place. If that's the case then it would seem that the recital of Hallel is in fact obligatory even today in circumstances of death to life salvation like that story. Or like 1948 when we were outnumbered by 5 armies 10 times the size and for 1967 as well in the Six-day war and perhaps even with thousands of ballistic missiles falling on us today.

 

The third reason given by Rava is that when we left Egypt we were no longer slaves of Pharaoh, but today we're still slaves of Achashveirosh. We remained slaves under Persia even in the first part of the return to Israel post- Achashveirosh and then we were slaves to Greece, until we became independent after the war and miracle of the Jewish army Chanuka time. Chanuka is our first Yom Ha'atzmaut and Hallel was said on the miracles of that day! As the Rambam notes Jewish sovereignty was restored for 200 years. Seemingly Jewish sovereignty over Israel is a reason to recite Hallel on miracles.

 

That period ended with Rome taking back control. Rome incidentally took control because we invited them in and asked them to help us with our problems. The question today though perhaps is are we still slaves to Rome? To Achashveirosh? To Trump? Are we free and sovereign to do what we need to do to make this a Jewish country. Are we free to destroy all of the idolatry from the land and certainly from Jerusalem? The churches, the mosques to expel and execute our enemies? If your answer is yes… then according to Rava you should say Hallel. If it’s no, we can't do that… Then According to the first two opinions you should say it anyways. Afterall any salvation of genocide is worthy of saying Hallel and certainly if its in the land of Israel.

 

I'm not a posek. Certainly not yours. But for those that don't say Hallel, because they see that golden pimple on the Temple Mount and say we're still in galus and jail… Then they need to do something about that. They need to truly long to bring that day and do whatever they can to make it happen. To come, to vote, to declare an end to this tyranny and to daven for the day of the fall of Rome…. When we can finally declare Hashem's sovereignty on the land.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE MEDITATION JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What do you call a meditation retreat? A concentration camp… (we're off to a bad start..)

 

I tried to get a job teaching meditation. But I didn't have a good inner view

 

If I were a farmer, how would I measure my height? From my head, tomatoes.

 

A man's wife decides to take up meditation, among other things

The man asked his wife why she was doing meditation. And she answered that she was feeling lost and trying to find herself.

So the man went and printed out a map of their local area, then made a pen mark where their house was on the map with a caption that said "You are here". Then presented the map put in a picture frame to his wife.

 

A pond would tell you about introspection. if it wasn't so busy self-reflecting.

 

I bought my wife a book on Mindfulness...... but she didn't appreciate the present.

 

A Dolphin meets the Buddha. The Buddha says you may ask me any question young dolphin and I shall answer for you.The Dolphin thinks about what he should ask and after several minutes of soul searching he ask the Buddha "What is my Porpoise in life?"

 

I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.

 

Yankel has just reached his 110th birthday. A reporter comes to his birthday party and says, “Excuse me, sir, but how did you come to be so old?

Yankel replies, “It’s easy. The secret is never to argue with anyone.”

The reporter is not impressed. “That’s insane!” he says. “It has to be something else – diet, meditation, or ‘something.’ Just not arguing won’t keep you alive for 110 years!”

Yankel looks at the reporter and says, “Y’know, maybe you’re right.”

A humble monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, and the river flows with the breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. Softly, the monk exhales "Ooooomm".

He repeats this until a noise, very quietly, breaks his chant.

"moo."

The monk stops for a moment, and without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm."

He begins again. Slightly longer this time, he's interrupted again, "moooo."

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

"Oooooommmm-"

Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."

"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."

The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"

"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"

The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!

 

Tired of the modern world, a businessman visited a monastery to seek a simpler life

Entering the monastery, he saw monks in simple robes practicing their meditations and tending to the grounds.

"Ahh," he thought, "here is a life free from distraction!"

But walking into the study halls, he discovered monks staring into laptops. In the wings, he saw monks typing on iPads. Shaken by this intrusion of the outside world into monastic life, he sought out the abbot.

The abbot looked up from his phone, greeted the man and asked if he had a question.

"Abbot, I came here expecting a place free from distraction, and yet I see distraction all around. Tell me, is it now acceptable for monks to spend their time answering emails?"

"Of course," said the abbot, "provided there are no attachments."

 

The Police Officer fronted the press conference. "A major incident happened at the Goodsprings Buddhism and Yoga Retreat this morning. To put it frankly, it was a bloodbath,” explained the Commissioner.

A sea of hands go up from the journalists.

When did this happen, and why?” asked the first.

The Commission replied “Pre-meditation.”

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The answer to this week's question is B– So this was one of those interesting questions that would have been easier in Hebrew than English. The correct answer is a rhythmic spring, a term I never really learned or knew. Although it’s a pretty easy one. I knew there was a term for it. I thought it was called a kziv spring, which means that its false, not always reliable. I was wrong. The correct term is nachal po'em- which means rhythm. The gichon by Ir Dovid is one as well as Mabua and there are many more. The second part though was easy. Israel did the Gazelle and the wildflowers and plenty of beach accesss by the Kineret. And of course the Dead Sea Cabal breakup is never going to happen. Because we can improve and fix Hashem's world. But we can't stop scandal crime and government shmutz and beuaracracy and payoffs. Oh well… Mashiach will take care of that.  So half right and wrong on this one score is no Rabbi Schwartz having a 20.5 points and the MOT having 8.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, March 20, 2026

It's Happening- Parshat Vayikra- 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

March 20th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 22 2nd of Nissan 5786

 

Parshat Vayikra

 It's Happening

 

I don't have days. I don't have nights. It's insane what's going on here. Sirens in the middle of the night. People running back and forth to shelters with sleeping children on their shoulders. Pulling off on the side of the highway to get out of your car while missiles are flying over your head. Up again down again. It's relentless. And yet there are miracles happening daily. It's literally a surreal experience. It's like Mitzrayim before we left. But instead of Pharaoh in pajamas in the middle of the night, it's us. It's like there's this drumroll with the tempo building and building for the "introducing for the very first time to the wedding hall…" Mashiach is here. That's what it feels like being in the Holy Land in this final era. Mashiach's tzeitin

 

 And that is truly the energy that one feels here. Mashiach is on everyone's lips. From Bibi to the left to the right. Even Jews in America who are fleeing to get back there and missing the show realize that their going to be missing out on big things this holiday. They're leaving, but they know that they're leaving the movie before the grand finale ending. I'm not judging them. I understand them even. It's not fun to be here now. I've had a few tourists that were supposed to come who called me and asked me if they should even bother. I told them, that there won't be any touring this holiday. The only thing they might be able to see is the Bais Hamikdash rebuilt, but it will probably be too packed if that's the case to tour. And I'm happy to bring the Korban Pesach for them. For a small fee of course. But that's only for the ones that bought my Pesach book- for sale down below.

 

So there's no tourists now. I'm home. I don't think I remember sleeping in my own bed so many nights in a row, since Corona. Or maybe the beginning of this war before I started going down to Gaza every day. Yet, unlike when this war first started and I pretty quickly got involved in running around volunteering and bringing Pizza, BBQ's and Shabbos food and supplies to soldiers. Now there's pretty much nothing to do or volunteer. And to be honest I really don't feel comfortable or safe driving around too far away from my shelter. This is isn't those little play katyusha rockets. These are huge million-ton Iranian ballistic missiles. Those are scary suckers. So I'm at home all day. I'm working on my next book. All my good stuff from the war, already creatively called "War Torah". Hopefully I'll get it out before Bereishis. It will be for sale in the entrance of the Bais Hamikdash. But I'm happy to give you a good pre-sale printing price. As we say in here in Israel. You can buy it "on paper". Contact me, if interested. I could use the money.

 

So what do I do all day? I sit, I learn, I scroll on my phone, I post statuses. Like a million of them. I speak on the phone. I learn another few minutes. And I eat. Sometimes grab some sleep. As I said there's no day. No night. It's just crazy cycles of passing time waiting for Mashiach. Oh yeah… I think about Pesach cleaning, but not really. I'm too busy. Or not.

 

One of the cool things I did and saw was this Google photos memories thing. I got one yesterday. It led to a Torah. To an incredible insight. To a different Hallel and even this parsha E-Mail. Get ready here it comes. I think it's amazing. The google photos was from six years ago. Where was I? Where were you? Where was the world? It seems like so long ago. But it was only six years ago. It's when crazy first started.

 

Six years ago at this time I saw this cute picture of me on my couch where I am right not as well, but then I was wearing a mask. The world was shut down. Corona had just begun. The world was shut down. People were dying. You couldn't leave your house. You couldn't go to shul. Even in Boro Park the first few weeks the oilam was still listening to the rules. Like now, ba'yamim ha'heim ba'zman ha'zeh I was also stuck at home. Nowhere to go. Sending out memes. Scrolling on my phone and learning a bit and eating a bit. Actually back then, I was eating a lot as it was before my surgery. Now it's a lot more memes and a lot less food.

 

Watching that Google Photo Memory clip, of that surreal experience awakened in me an incredible question. If someone had come to me 7 years ago and told me that the entire world would be shut down and we would all be wearing masks, vaccinating, locked down, I would've told them that they were crazy. They were watching too much science fiction movies. It's not possible. It can't happen. But it did.

 

Let me ask you another question. If someone would've told me four years ago, that Chamas would barge into Israel tear down our walls. Kidnapped hundreds of people. Burn down Kibbutzim, police stations, that hundreds would die in a day. That there would be massacres. That the great Israeli army would be helpless and our intelligence would be clueless. Once again you would tell me I'm crazy. It's not real. Turn off the TV and stop watching thriller films. But it happened.

 

If someone would tell me 2 months after the war started, that most of the world would take the side of Chamas. That Anti- Semitism would be at record highs. That Shuls would be attacked, Rallies would be all over the world against us. That we would be condemned all over the world for what was so blatantly the most justified war in the history of mankind. That they could possibly hate us so much. That It's unsafe for Jew to live in Europe. That the most popular boy's name in England last year, was not Muhammed, as it was for the last few years but rather Yihye- after Sinwar, which is pretty much the equivalent of Hitler. And this just less then a century after the Holocaust. Once again, I don't think any of us could really believe how much we could be hated. Yet, it's still going on.

 

How about this one. If someone would've told you that the majority of the army is wearing tzitzis. That there's not kochi v'otzem yadi- no arrogant secular Zionistic pride there anymore. That the most popular songs sung by soldiers are about Hashem. About Mashiach. About Redemption. That there are full units of Bnai Torah with tzitzis hanging out, learning three sedarim and then fighting in the evenings. That these same units don't even have an Israeli flag flying in them and women aren't allowed in and they're getting Bedatz food. That every other speech Bibi makes as well as many in the Knesset all talk about Siyata Di'Shmaya, about Hashem saving us. About open miracles. That there are really no Zionists left in this country. Not on the right or the left. There's only Hashem's people watching His hand and clouds of glory saving us. Once again, I'm pretty sure all of you would say, that this is really cool AI. But that can't be happening. It's just not real. Yet that's what's going on boys and girls. It's all over the place.

How about this one? If I would tell you three weeks ago, that Israel and the United States would be going in and blowing the dreck out of literal cities in Iran. That leader after leader is getting knocked off and hundreds of their cronies. That we'd be living in a world where submarines and huge ships are getting sunk in the Sea. That thousands of ballistic missiles are falling on us numerous times a day and almost no one is getting hurt. Unless you count insomnia as a casualty event. Which I do by the way. That last Friday like 20 Arabs were killed in a village when one landed and Iran would be shooting at Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Quatar, Dubai. Dubai!! Blowing up their cities. Their hotels. Their resorts. If I told you this three weeks ago. You would've told me I'm nuts. I'm dreaming. It can't happen. And yet here we are.

 

So now let me throw something else at you. What would you say, if I told you that the Bais Ha'Mikdash would be built in two weeks? Better, than that. What would you say, if I told you that in two weeks all of klal Yisrael would be doing teshuva? That the Attorney General of Israel would be covering her hair with a tichel and lighting Shabbos candles. That Yair Lapid and Avigdor Lieberman just made a chavrusa shaft to do Daf Yomi with Reb Eli at MDY. That the Neturei Karta would be bringing Barbeques to soldiers doing Hashem's work and still wiping out the remains of Amalek. That every Reform and Conservative Jew, and any assimilated Jew in America, yeah.. even the ones with pink hair and the ones that until now have kaffiyehs on their head are all putting on tefillin. Are all saying Shema Yisrael. Are wearing black hats. Are putting on beketches.

 

Ok, here's the craziest thing of all and perhaps the most incomprehensible miracle and imaginary scenario. What would you say, if I told you that everyone in Lakewood, in Tom's River in Jackson and the Five Towns would in two weeks be contacting Nefesh B'nefesh. Selling their homes. Packing their bags. Shutting down their shuls, their schools, their meat board factories and their pizza shops and would be booking Aliya flights on El Al to Israel. Crazy right? It can't happen. It's not going to happen until Mashiach is here. This could never be. I'm reading too much fiction. I'm learning too much Chazal. It's not reality. But yet, my friends. I want you to pause a second and think about why that's any different than everything else you've been telling me the last few years and even weeks of what could and won't happen. But yet it all has.

 

Now because we're getting close to Pesach, it's time to start getting into the mode. Let's ask a question. THE question. Why would this last miracle be different than all of the other miracles that happened before hand? Why can't I believe that this will happen, even after I saw all of the other miracles happen. You know, I imagine myself back in Egypt, as we're meant to by the Pesach Seder, and I think about the Jews back then if they were the same way, when they saw the Hand of Hashem so openly. They saw blood and said wow, that's cool". But frogs could never happen. Ok maybe Frogs could happen too, but lice? No way! That can't be. OK maybe frogs, maybe lice, maybe even wild animals and hail and darkness, but First borns. But actually leaving Egypt. Pharaoh actually getting up and telling us that we can go. That for sure can't happen. But it did.

 

Yet even then… We still weren't sure or have faith that we could leave. That Hashem really really was going to take us out. That we could actually get up and slaughter their gods. Their values. That every Jew could do that. That seas could split. That they'll all die chasing us. I have no doubt that almost all of us despite seeing all of the miracles and the unreal, surreal, mind-blowing stuff going on still couldn't fathom the next step and the next step and the next step. Why not? What's wrong with us?

Why can't I or you believe that every one can do teshuva tomorrow? Everyone. Why do I have more faith in Hamas attacking us? In Corona. In Trump. In us blowing up Iran. In missiles not falling on our head. Thousands of huge ones. In even Bibi giving lip service. But I can't wrap my head around the even small possibility or chance that in two weeks we can all do teshuva. That American Jews can all decide on their own to come home. That the non-frum will leave their goyish wives, their secular assimilated idolatrous godless if not God-abhorrent lifestyles and just connect. Return. Come home.

 

The real scary answer to that question is because we really don't believe or understand or appreciate the incredible light of Hashem inside of every yid. Inside of each of our neshomas. We don't realize how close even the farthest Jew is to Hashem. We don't chap how karov eilecha ha'davar me'od-how so very close that is to us. How easy and how little needs to occur for it to happen. How little we even need to do for that small spark to ignite into a soaring flame. How ready that Bais Ha'Mikdash is to come down. How the day of our redemption is really here.

 

We don't realize. Or we can't fathom it, because that means we as well can do teshuva that quick. We can throw all of our garbage away. We can be redeemed of all of our vices. Our yetzer hara's. Of all of the things that have been holding us down and back. We've convinced ourselves that it's too hard for us to do it. So for sure it's going to be impossible for those guys to do it. It's impossible for all of klal Yisrael to do it. It's impossible for all of us to finally come home.

 

But the truth is. If Hamas could attack us. If we could blow up Iran. If the world could shut down from Iran. If missiles could fall and no one gets hurt. If blood, frogs, lice and wild animals could plague Egypt. If after 2000 years we would still be around. If we could return to our Land. If most of Klal Yisrael is finally living here. If the land is giving its fruits like never before. If construction even in a war year is through the roof- excuse the pun. If Torah is being learned like never before and Jews everywhere are more in touch with their identity of what it means to be a yid, then ever before. Then teshuva is really a very small thing in comparison. Teshuva doesn't mean changing. It doesn't even mean becoming a different person. It doesn't even mean leading a different lifestyle. It means just revealing and returning and perhaps even for the first time returning to what our true essence is. Of who we really are. Yidden, connected and longing for a closeness to our Father. That want nothing more but to sit and bask in His glory. To be one with Home. To finally be at peace.

 

Last week we concluded, the book of Redemption. Shemos. It ended with the Mishkan/ with the Bais Hamikdash all ready and built. Yet Moshe couldn't come in. We couldn't come in. Sacrifices were on hold. The next book and step begins with this week's new book right before Pesach the holiday of our Redemption. The book is called Vayikra. And He called. It's Hashem calling to us. It's a strange name for a Book about sacrifices. It doesn't really seem to capture the essence of a Book that is all about bringing various sacrifices and all the work in the Temple. The truth is there's another funny thing about the book and title as well. The word Vayikra has a small aleph at the end. It's almost as if one would read it Chazal point out as Vayiker. And He appeared. It happened. In Moshe's humility he made it small. So, it wouldn't seem like Hashem is personally paging him. But perhaps it can be understood on an even deeper level.

 

The way that we get from the book of Redemption to actually bringing sacrifices is by seeing what's going on as a "calling". It's Hashem calling to us personally, just like He called to Moshe. We have to stop writing off all of the miracles we are experiencing and all that is occurring as happenstance. As the way of the world. As the news cycle. As Trump. As Iran. As Bibi. We have to stop seeing at just cool amazing things happening in "the world" and rather see it as a call to us to come in. To come Home. To return. We have to stop with the humility and stop making that aleph little. We have to stop minimizing the great glory and spark inside of our hearts that is burning in our souls. We have to return to it. We have to realize that it's a call. Hashem is paging us. Not us. Not him. Not Bibi. Not Trump. Not even the secular non-shomer Shabbos Jews, not the one's living in chutz la'aretz and not coming home and waiting on the fence. He's calling me. ME. It's personal. It's a return that I have to do. That I can do. That's right in front of me. That can change the world in two weeks. That is only impossible in my own little mind that is still sleeping and hasn't woken up to the magic and miracles taking place all over. That's how we get there. That's the title of the book that we need to start reading this week.

 

Yesterday, I recited Hallel and had an incredible insight. We read in the second paragraph, or sing as we do in my shul about the difference between leaving Egypt and the splitting of the Sea versus the Crossing of the Yarden forty years later when we came into Israel.

 

Ha'yam ra'ah va'yanos- the sea saw and it ran away

Ha'Yarden yisov li'achor- the Jordan river turned backwards.

 

What's the difference between the two? Why is it that the Red Sea split in two and we walked right through, whereas when we got to the Jordan it didn't split? Rather part of it rose up and like it hit a glass wall and formed a huge wall on one side of us, while the rest flowed downstream to the Dead Sea? As well there's another difference between the two stories. When the sea split, we walked right through, without any stops on the way. Yet, by the Jordan river the Talmud in Sota tells us Yehoshua made a pit stop in the middle. Standing right there with this miles long column hanging over our head, he gave the first Shabbos Ha'Gadol drasha ever. There the Talmud tells us he said to us that if we are ready to go into the land and inherit it all and take the entire thing- meaning killing all our enemies there and destroying all of their idolatrous places, then we can continue. If not we're all going to die there in the Yarden. That's a pretty inspiring drasha, don't you say?

 

The question is why does he have to do it then? Why couldn't he give it before? Why not when we get to the other side. Why smack in the middle of the river? Why didn't Moshe do the same thing? What changed?

 

The answer though is mamash what I've been saying until now. Because as opposed to Egypt when Hashem was doing all the work and all the miracle. He was now handing the baton over to us. It was our turn to reveal the spark of Him inside of us. To realize that we have the power to do it all. That He's standing behind us holding up the wall of water from crashing down up us. He's stopping all the missiles from falling. He's making miracles happen. But we have to see that He's doing it for us. So that we can do it for Him.

 

 Had Yehoshua done it before or after the river crossing, we would've just written it off as cool stuff that we didn't think could happen but it did. But we certainly would never of felt strong enough, holy enough, close enough to ever be able to do that ourselves. So he had to stop in the middle. He had to press pause on the screen as that ballistic missile was heading to our house. He had to hold the mountain or river over our head and say look at that miracle happening right now. Look how the incredible, remarkable, unbelievable thing that is happening. Appreciate it. Look up. And now answer me. Do you think you can take the country or not? Do you think that teshuva is so impossible as well?  Do you realize that this entire land can be yours? That you can build the Mikdash. That you can bring sacrifices. Take a look at that miracle above you while you're in the river coming in and understand. That you can do it as well. That I trust you do it. That I chose you because you can. And that I'm waiting for you to make it happen.

 

There is a new Google Photo Album that is waiting for us to create. It's one that we will show our grandchildren when they sit down at our Pesach Seder with the Korban Pesach. It will be one of us getting on planes and moving. It will be all of us dancing and singing. It will be of us slaughtering all of the Amalekites and our enemies unencumbered. It will be of us blowing up Mosques and eradicating churches. It will be of the Bais Hamikdash coming down in fire and connecting with the one we have started building down here on Har Ha'Bayis. Don't think it could happen? Take a look at the memories from the last six years and ask yourself the question again. It's already here.

 

Have a miraculous and hopefully restful Shabbos,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Hof oif nissim un farloz zikh nit oif a nes." – Hope for miracles but don't rely on a miracle happening.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvOVXLoWcSA   – The latest Bardak for yeshivas Bein Ha'Zmanim…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyMYaCh4BA4  - The latest TYH Hashem's Army.. The Tzivos Hashem became mainstream…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmD9_l8uoRw&list=RDQmD9_l8uoRw&start_radio=1   - Im really loving this son Abie Rotenberg. This song particularly is magnificent. Efshar…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKS4XWBHbN8    – Just enjoying this new singer and song… "Abba Tov" by Shmulik Suukot…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8xH3wQg8&list=RDC8G8xH3wQg8&start_radio=1   – Kind of liking this Vehi She'amda… It’s a new tune by Hershey Eisenbach and Shimmy Sklar


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

25. The communities of Kfar Darom and Netzarim were evacuated as part of a plan called

____________


Which of the following was an area known as the "Security Zone"?

A. An area in southern Lebanon controlled by Israel and the SLA until 2000 for

military purposes

B. The area separating Israel from the West Bank before the construction of the

West Bank barrier

C. The area of separation of forces between Israeli forces and Syrian army forces

in the Golan Heights

D. A strip along the Israeli-Egyptian border, adjacent to the fence, which includes

an intrusion tracking dirt road


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Achashveirosh- 367 BC- Smart King? Stupid King? Royal lineage? Slave? Hero, villain? The King who followed Cyrus and became the ` is a mystery. It's no wonder than perhaps that our masters see in his name in Megillat Esther as mystically being a reference to Hashem. For Hashem as well is a mystery. We can only identify with and understand Hashem as much as our limited mortal intellect can relate to Him. Those with smaller intellects, with less spiritual perception can see and experience Hashem on deep levels. Other's not so much. But ultimately besides for the truth of His Existence everything else we know about Hashem can only go as far as we can understand anything that is beyond our grasp. And thus Achashveirosh who becomes the human embodiment of the Will of Hashem is as well mysterious and unclear.

 

So where does Achashverosh come from. One opinion in the Talmud is that he was a peasant or stable boy that made his way to malchus because no one else had what it took, namely the check. He Donald Trumped his way to the Persian White House. On the other hand the Seder Olam seems to suggest that he was in fact the son of Cyrus and the grandson of Darius being that Darius married his daughter off to Cyrus. Others say that he was just influential. Maybe he Obama'd his way there by being an activist. As I said a mystery.

 

His wife Vashti fascinatingly enough was the daughter of Belshatzar. She according to all was an Iranian princess. The problem was she was raised by Koresh/Cyrus that killed her father together with Darius and then brought her to his palace and raised her there. If that version is true then according to the view that Achashveirosh was Cyrus's son then they were pretty much raised together in the palace. That's pretty wild and adds a whole new dimension to their marriage. And perhaps even sheds some light on her disdain for her husband whose father killed her father. Interesting stuff when we put all of the pieces together like that.

 

But, mazel tov they get married. Very exciting. They begin their reign over 127 countries all over the world from Ethiopia to India. And in the third  year of his reign he makes the party. It seems he wasn't a very original guy. His dead father-in law Belshatzar did the same in his third year of reign as well. Each celebrating the end of the unfulfilled prophecy of the Jewish return to Israel and the building of the Temple. But that's a longer clip. Let's take it up next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE IRAN WAR JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

If the was keeps taking out murderous Iranian political and security leadership I am concerned that there will be no one left as a suitable candidate to lead the United Nations Human Rights Council

 

It's enough already. This morning I blessed she'kocho bi'gvuroso malei olam.

 

I can't stop crying. They took out Ali Khammeini and then Ali Larigani, I'm terrified who's next Ali Express…?

 

In High school in Israel they give you choice of a third language to learn. Most of my class chose French because they wanted to travel to Paris. I'm the only one that chose Arabic. And not what's funny is that I'm the only one that can get around there today…

 

Rosh Chodesh reminder from my grandson's gan- tomorrow please remember that it is Rosh Chodesh and all the children should come to the shelter in white pajamas.

 

My friend switched his phone back to a second generation phone in order not to get any more annoying warnings. Instead he received a text that he is in proximity of a validated sick person and needs to go into isolation.

 

For anyone with a Kosher phone that could not experience the Iranian hack on Yeshiva World News they have set up a special call in line on Kol Ha'Lashon for you.

 

Iranian man sends message to the Mossad- Just so you know my mother-in-law is a nuclear scientist.

 

It's interesting how many times a night I tell my neighbors have a good night…

 

Tips for Israelis- How to tell if the noise you're hearing is not a missile being shot down but rather thunder. If the sound you heard on your phone a minute ago didn't give you a heart attack with it's endless screeching. It's thunder.

 

Israel just hit Iran's Oil stockpile. Great now we're going to have another holiday revolving around oil…

 

If we're anyways losing sleep at night already. Let's just switch the clocks to Daylight savings and be done with it…


Hilchos Miklat:


One who hears a siren shall go to a miklat. In a house that has a mamad, one may go to the mamad. Some say: a miklat is preferred. Others say: the difference is negligible.


When should one go to a miklat? When the siren goes off. Rabbi Yehuda says, when you hear the pre-alert. Rabbi Eliezer says, if the miklat is near, one may wait until the siren is audible from an open window. The Chachamim say, even a closed window.


One who enters a miklat and hears a boom is yotzei. One who hears a boom before [one is in the miklat] is not yotzei. The chachamim say: one who hears a boom before and after [entering the miklat] is yotzei. 


One who hears a boom [while in the miklat] and leaves and hears a boom [outside the miklat] is not yotzei, because the second boom was a sakana.


The talmidim of Rava would leave the miklat only after the [notification saying the] event ended. They asked them: Isn’t waiting ten minutes enough? They responded: we follow Rabbi Yehuda [that interpreted “and you shall live by them” - and not die by them].


Rambam: It is permitted to leave the miklat 6 minutes after hearing the latest boom, and one who leaves earlier is a Shoteh.


Shulchan Aruch paskens like the rambam but the Rama writes that we wait 10 minutes.


Mishnah berura says that of course if an “event ended” notification is received one is permitted to leave, even if booms are still audible, since you can hear them from far away. And even if the notification is received by only one of many miklat dwellers, one can still leave, since cell phone service is often spotty in miklat and therefore we can rely on even the minority.


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The answer to this week's question is A– Keeping on the game here. Kfar Darom and Netzarim were the names of two yishuvim that were part of the Gush Katif Gaza disengagement plan. That's what started this whole mishigas. I know that because I've spent a lot of time visiting the Gush Katif museums and remember all of the places and I pass some of the locations where they were relocated to. Not that I remember. As far as the security line/zone that's Lebanon. That's where we're fighting now. That's the line from the Litani down that we need to reconquer. So both right and the new score  of Rabbi Schwartz having a 18 points and the MOT having 7 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.