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Thursday, June 20, 2024

The Redemption Bus- Parshat Behaloscha 2024 5784

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 June 21st 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 35 15th of Sivan 5784

Parshat Behaloscha

The Redemption Bus

 

So, when is it going to happen?”

“Do you think it will be safe to come in July?”

“How bad do you think it’s going to get?”

“I mean you live up there in the North, don’t you? When is the “next phase” or what you like to call the “real war” with Hezbolla, Iran and all our other “friendly” neighbors really going to start?”

 So those are the phone calls I’ve been fielding the past two weeks… two months… half a year. But they’re increasing daily as more and more people recognize that Hashem has appointed me to be His prophet in this frightening Messianic era that we are living through. It’s not an easy job sitting regularly on the Divine war cabinet up above. It’s a shlep to get up there all the time. Yeah, I know it’s not like I have tours or anything these days to otherwise fill my time, but tickets to shamayim are expensive. And you thought El Al was pricey. I have to fast frequently, separate from my wife and regularly go to the Mikva. It’s not the Israeli Knesset war cabinet where shorts and T-shirt with greasy falafel stains is acceptable.

 Yet what’s most upsetting about this new gig that I have been chosen for, is that every time I come off that mountain, it seems the nation is dancing around another golden calf. You’d figure after October 7th all of those concepts and false idols would’ve been shattered like those tablets, Moshe the other prophet, broke. Yet every time there’s another new one that seems to pop up and we can’t resist. It’s the army, Biden’s fierce, “Don’t!”s, Trump, the Iron Dome, Bibi, our incredible intelligence, our prayers, our achdus, our Torah, our teshuva and our prayers, all those important things that we know we can count into to get the result we’re waiting for. The one commonality is that it’s in our control. It’s up to us. We just need to do___________. Fill in the blank. I know that I’ve personally played that game out already in quite a few of these E-Mails probably. And guess what? I’ve been wrong every time.

 I saw a great quote the other day something to the effect of

 Stress comes when we feel and fear that things are “out of our control”. It goes away when we accept that assumption is correct.”

 {Actually, I tried searching for it and couldn’t find it, so from now on when you quote it, you can just say it was from the books or writings of the “prophet”}

 One of my favorite Rabbis and colleagues here in Israel told me that he’s been telling all those that ask him, “what is going to be?”, that Hashem pretty much has stopped listening to his advice for a while now. Otherwise, this would’ve been over long ago. Yeah… So, I hate to tell all of you that have been calling me lately the same thing. Although I’ve been talking to Hashem more often than I ever have been before, it’s pretty much been a one-way conversation. It seems He’s just been sending me to voicemail. I’m being holy ghosted. (is that where the term comes from?)  As Queen Esther told Mordechai

 V’ani lo nikreisi lavo el Ha’Melech zeh shloshim yom- And I have not been called to come before the King for thirty days”.

 Cept it’s more like 258 days to be precise since He and I last sat together alone, on Shemini Atzeret.

 Yet the truth is it’s always been this way. As I started to review this week’s parsha-that is inexplicably, yet after some thought aptly- titled Be’ha’aloscha, I realized that Hashem had already told us that this is the way that it will be. It’s never going to be the way we think it is. And for the redemption and to enter the land of Israel, we it is essential that we internalize this principle.

 Now I said, that the name of our parsha seems to be problematic, and I’ll explain. See in general our Rabbis have a rule that the names of the parsha are more than just the first or second word of the parsha that are randomly chosen. Rather we have a tradition that Hashem divinely orchestrated that the first or second word in fact contain the essence of what the entire parsha is all about. That’s what titles are for. So a fun exercise for you Torah readers, is to each week take that title and try to see how it relates to all of the different aspects of the parsha.

 Now the title-word ‘Be’ha’aloscha’- and when you shall raise up, refers to a mitzva that has been previously discussed back in Shemos of the Kohen’s service to light the Menora. This word incidentally is the 11th word of the parsha- which is comparatively a pretty long way into the parsha to find the title word by which to name the parsha.  Rashi right away notices the strange placement of what seems to be a repetition of this mitzva already given, in that it doesn’t have anything to do with the rest of the parsha- which discusses the process of our traveling in the wilderness and the start of our journey to Israel. He answers though that it connects it to the gifts of the princes at the conclusion of last week’s parsha of Naso. He quotes the Midrash, that Aharon was disappointed that his tribe of Levi didn’t bring any gifts on the inauguration of the Mishkan. He felt left out. So Hashem reassured him that his service would be greater than theirs, as he would light the menora. Yet, the question remains though, why didn’t Hashem just throw this parsha then together with last week’s? I know Naso is already a pretty long parsha. But four more pesukim isn’t going to make the chulent waiting at home any colder.

 The answer though would be because, we needed the word Be’haloscha to be the title of this week’s parsha. Because that’s what this week’s parsha is all about. Lifting up or perhaps more accurately “being uplifted”. Rashi explains that the word ‘Be’ha’aloscha’ doesn’t mean that the Kohen lights the Menora, rather it’s more precise translation is “at the uplifting of the lights”. The Kohen’s job, is to merely hold the light to the wick, but the flame ignites by itself. He does his part here and Hashem does the rest and makes it happen. It’s a strange mitzva and process. We don’t find this by anything else. Usually Hashem tells us to do something and then we do it. Here by the Menorah, the mitzva is to precisely not do the action. Just prepare it and wait, then Hashem does the rest.

 That theme by the way continues throughout the parsha. The next mitzva is of the sanctification of the Levi’im. Do you know what their job is? How the process is done? Shave them, purify them, and then Moshe stands them up, Aharon lifts them up, and the entire nation lays their hands on them. They literally do nothing. They get uplifted. Beh’a’aloscha. Their job? Just let yourself be picked up. Be dipped. Be shaved. Turn yourself over to a “higher power”. Then you can be My Levi. Then you can be the one that will be the intermediary and role model between Me and the rest of the nation.

 Now lest you think this just a Kohen and Levi thing, the parsha continues remarkably with the same theme as it applies to the rest of the nation as well. Because just as our parsha began with Aharon’s disappointment and stress that his tribe was left out and didn’t have a piece of the service action. His lesson was that he shouldn’t worry, Hashem’s plan for him is greater and eternal and his role is merely to stand and allow the light and fire to come down. The Jewish people go through the same process but on a much more monumental level. For the next chapter tells us how a group of Jews approached Moshe because they as well were unable to take part of an important service. The service being the first Pesach offering to be brought- and incidentally the only other one to be brought while they were in the wilderness, after having left Egypt. “Why should we be any less?” they cried out. We want a piece of the action as well. Hashem responds through Moshe that they need not worry. There is a make-up Pesach offering that they can bring, and the truth is, many of the commentaries point out, that this offering may even be greater than the original one.

 Their entire claim and desire though seems inconceivable. Until this point there was no such mitzva. You can’t make up a Sukkos- a month after sukkos, a Shabbos you slept through on Sunday or Monday, and you can’t observe the shemitta year on the 8th year. It doesn’t work. Yet, here it does for one reason. Because as Moshe tells them. Imdu v’esham’ah ma yetzaveh Hashem- just stand there and wait and see what Hashem commands you. Negate your will to His and all will be alright. It will be even better.

 But then comes the most remarkable kicker of the entire parsha, with a mitzva that to be honest I never noticed before. It’s mindboggling. Moshe continues in the next aliya which seemingly is the next verse in the chapter and part of this discussion of Pesach Sheini, with the totally- at first glance- unrelated discussion of how and when they will be traveling in the wilderness. The Torah repeats that this will be “al pi Hashem- by the word of Hashem” 7 times. Again and again.

 How will they know that word of Hashem? Lefi hei’alos ha’anan- by the word of the uplifting of the cloud. Did you catch the word there? Beha’alos- uplifting… sounds familiar? Rashi once again tells us the same idea. The Torah doesn’t say when cloud rises- bi’alos- for that would insinuate that we are making it rise and coming and sprouting up from our actions. Rather be’ha’alos- it becomes uplifted. It is departing. It’s working from a divine orchestration. It’s His plan.

 But then comes the craziest part. For then the Torah tells us sometimes the cloud will rest for days, months, and even years in some places, while at other times it will only be at rest for one day. Bottom line al pi Hashem- we only move when we see that cloud. We’re on His plan. His itinerary. His minibus. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

 What makes this verse so incomprehensible to me, and that I never noticed before, is that this mitzva is given before the sin of the spies. Before it was decreed that we would be spending time in the wilderness. The parsha tells us later that in fact we are only three-day journey from Egypt. Rashi even tells us that Hashem miraculously brought us there in one day. So we are really only one day away. What then is all this talk about journeys of months and years? Hello…?!! We’re only a day away.

 Can you imagine that you have a drive with your family for an outing to Yerushalayim from Karmiel, which is usually less than two hours and you tell your children to prepare for about a 15 hour trip? Or a week-long journey… A month… a year ?!! Now I know Jewish mothers always prepare enough food on those trips for a day or two…but that’s only because of the trauma we suffered after being stuck in the wilderness for forty years eating manna. But this is before we knew that would happen. What’s going on?

 The answer though is that Hashem is telling us that we have to understand, that for us to come into the land of Israel, we have to stop looking at Waze. We have to stop reading the newspapers and listening to all of the media and war experts and commentaries. We’re not riding on their bus. We’re on Hashem’s. And although Waze may tell you that it is a three-day journey. Guess what? If Hashem wants, we can get there in a day. If He doesn’t want, it can take years. There is no colorful brochure with nice pictures and a daily schedule of the things that will we experience and the times when everything will happen. Imdu V’eshma’ah- stand and listen what Hashem commands.

 Those words remind me and us of that moment when we stood at the Red Sea with the Egyptian army and Pharaoh breathing down our necks. Hityazvu u’reu es yeshuas Hashem- forget about all of your plans to fight, to retreat, to pray, to give up. Just stand and witness the salvation of Hashem. It’s His game plan, and you know what? He’s not telling you what’s coming next. But I’ll give you a little hint… Be’ha’aloscha- you’re about to be uplifted when you do that.

 The parsha then continues with that theme with the trumpets of salvation that Moshe makes that are meant to be blown when we move. They remind us of Sinai. Of that call. Of Moshe who goes up to the Mountain, but Hashem Himself is the One that speaks to us. We toot on that horn of our national 3000 year long bus ride, for it is only on that bus that we move and drive. The one that is fueled by the submission and appreciation of the pi Hashem- the word of Hashem that uplifts us. It is that horn that we need to blow particularly our parsha tells us when “an enemy wages war on our land and oppresses us”. Don’t try to figure out how we will win. It won’t happen that way anyways. Rather

 V’nizakrtem lifnei Hashem- and you will be remembered before Hashem”

V’noshatam mei’oivechem- and you will be redeemed from your enemies.”

 Are you ready to get on this bus? Do you want to see it already? Well fear not, our parsha actually shows you a picture of it with some upside down biblical emojis. See, bet you weren’t expecting that either… I told you Hashem works different always then we would think. Right in the heart of our parsha, we have what our sages tell us is a whole book within itself. It’s two verses with 57 words and it’s surrounded by two upside letter “nuns” . Two upside-down nuns kind of look like parenthesis. Like clouds of glory surrounding us. Like doors of a bus that we are traveling in that are cut off from the rest of the world. That are traveling on an entirely different highway and sphere of existence. That like much of Israel here in the North these days, can’t be detected on Waze which is scrambled.

 And what does it say in those two verses? The secret of our redemption. We say it every time we open the Ark to take out a Torah and when we put it back again. You can sing it if you like.

 “Va’yehi bi’nsoah aron, va’yomer Moshe- and when the Ark travels, Moshe said ‘Arise Hashem and let Your enemies be scattered and let Your haters flee before You.

 U’vanucho yomar- and when it rested he would say. Reside tranquilly, Hashem, among the myriads and thousands of Israel.”

 That’s what it says on the side of our bus. It won’t be our army that gets rid of our enemies. It won’t be our prayers and it won’t be our Torah or our merits. It will be the revelation of Hashem, Himself that makes them all scatter. It will happen because we are tranquil on His bus. We are confident and comfortable with His driving skills. It’s when we have no stress, because we know that we are not in control. We’re just waiting to be uplifted.

 The parsha of Be’haloscha concludes on the other side of the emoji ‘nun’s, with the story of what happens when we don’t get on that bus. We are stressed. We complain. We need food. We want Prime Grill. We have even Moshe trying to figure out how things are going to work. He can’t do it on his own. We have Miriam not getting it. We have the cloud rising from her tent. She’s thrown off the bus. Hashem doesn’t deal well with back seat drivers, even if she is the sister of Moshe and even Moshe himself when he questions.

 There’s something inside of us that wants to have some control. That wants to know. And that my friends, is the work that we need to do and what we need to overcome in order to be uplifted. In order to come into the land of Israel and have our enemies flee. We can’t have any of our dead weight, ego, or need to take the wheel, pulling us down. We need to rise all the way to the top. The letter “nun”, our sefarim teach us, is the 50th level in Gematria. It’s a level that even Moshe Rabbeinu didn’t achieve. Its where we need to head to. It’s the road that we are on. So you can stop calling me. Make your tickets. Plan your trips, but just know at the end of the day- and that’s where we are right now- It’s His plan that will carry the day, so just get ready to sit back and enjoy the ride.  

  Have a stupendously uplifting Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Der hartz  iz a halbeh novi..”.- The heart is a half a prophet

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

10. The country the Carmelite Monastery was under the auspices of, during the

Ottoman period was________

What is the direction of prayer for the Bahai religion?

A. Haifa

B. Akko

C. Karbala

D. Shiraz

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/kad-yasvun  Still basking in post-Shavuos glow with my song Kad Yasvun composition sunf and arranged by Dovid Lowy.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWdjUIvPBI -  Beautiful Carlebach Kaballas Shabbos with Avrumy Strauss

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m2_8WoOcIM  –  Joey Newcomb’s latest Banim La’Makom by Reb Meir Baal Ha’Nes

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vohubVz4xc4  - what a moving video and song of Avraham Fried and Hershy Weinberger Tuni D’rabbanan- about Torah.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuXieA8RBqoYackov Shwekey’s latest song for his daughters wedding after losing both his parents.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

 It’s Not Fair- Don’t you hate when your children say those words to you? “why does she get to… why does he go first…”. My standard answer that I give (that I heard too many times from my parents) is that who ever said life is fair? Yet fascinatingly enough in the parsha this week we actually see that not only is this a legitimate claim, but according to Reb Yechezkel Shinover’s insight into Rashi’s commentary it may in fact be the way to make sure that all our prayers are answered right away.

 This week, if you haven’t figured it out yet, the Torah tells us of how a group of Jews who had missed out on the first Pesach offering because they were tamey-impure and complained.

 Lama ni’garah- why should be worse then everyone else, just because we’re impure.

 Rashi on that verse tells us the conversation that took place between Moshe and the people. He told them that they were tamey. They responded that it wasn’t their fault. He should figure it out for them. They only knew one thing. They needed to bring a sacrifice. They didn’t want to be left out of this incredible service, the first to commemorate their exodus. Moshe then tells them that if that is the case

  Imdu v’eshma’ah- stand and listen to what Hashem will answer you.

 And Hashem then comes and gives them the mitzva of Pesach Sheini the “make-up” offering, that they merited because of their “it’s not fair” claim.

 Reb Chezkel notes though that seemingly this Rashi’s comment is out of place. Why doesn’t he wait until the verse where it says imdu- vi’eshma’ah to tell us that they merited their prayers to be answered? It’s just the next verse over. He seems to be jumping the gun. As well how could Moshe be sure that Hashem would answer them directly right away. He should’ve told them I’ll talk it over with Hashem and get right back to you. It seems that there was something that happened that made him realize that an answer was immediately forthcoming.

 And thus in the traditional Jewish method of study, he answers one question with the next. When Moshe saw how determined they were to do this mitzva, when he realized that they didn’t care about the facts, they had a true burning holy desire to the extent where they said “lama ni’garah” it’s not enough that we have an exemption. We need to do it. He knew that Hashem would answer them directly on the spot. Because a prayer that comes with that burning desire is always answered right away.

 Perhaps he learned this lesson from our forefather Avraham who after being told by the angel that he did not need to offer his son Yitzchak as a sacrifice, felt that he still needed to do something. It wasn’t fair! He had such enthusiasm that he needed to express it, and thus Hashem made the ram get stuck in the bush and that he found and offered in his son’s place. His prayers were answered right away, because one that is offered with a true deep unstoppable desire to fulfill a mitzva is always answered immediately.

The lesson for us to have our prayers for whatever we want answered is for them all to be sincere and deep expressions that we need to serve Hashem and fulfill His mitzvos. If they are just rituals that we do then Hashem puts them on His waiting list. But if we declared that we need them now. We don’t want to be left out. Then Hashem will answer right away.

  

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

701 BC-Shevna the scribe- the original Jewish Opposition – There is nothing new under the sun and certainly not in Jewish history. The one constant amongst our nation is that we can never agree. That is particularly true when it comes to politics and questions of war and peace, surrender or fight. As Golda Meir said once, we are a nation of a million presidents. Well that goes a long way back, so don’t be too impressed or disgusted by the Kaplan protests today amongst the pro or anti-war factions of our nation. We had it back then too.

 

In the times of Chizkiya, with the army of Sancherev’s 185,000 strong standing outside our gates and after the terrifying speech in Hebrew from Chizkiya’s renegade son, Ravsheka, with the city taking sides about what the proper path to take was. Chizkiya rent his garments and mourned and prayed but understood that a surrender of the city was not just a material defeat but a spiritual one. The temple would be destroyed and taken over by idolators, the Jews would be unable to preform the service there. The Torah itself would be at risk and lost as it is only from Tzion where it can shine forth. Yet, at the same time, in Chizkiya’s speech to the prophet Yeshaya, he tells him that the nation is like a woman in childbirth that has no more strength to push. They are outnumbered and divided and did not feel they even had the merits with which any prayer or miracle could take place.

 On the other side of the coin stood Shevna the scribe, he felt that we needed to surrender. It was better to live another day then die and fight and get exiled in a brutal war as the other 10 tribes that Sancherev conquered were. With him were 130,000 followers, far more than Chizkiya’s 110,000. Chizkiya himself was frightened because of that majority that perhaps Hashem as well ahd given up on His nation and wanted him to surrender as well. So he sent a message to Yeshaya asking him how to proceed.

 The answer Hashem gave to Yeshaya is so relevant and timely today-as this column always surprisingly turns out to be. Hashem, said that a faction of the wicked is not a real faction to be concerned with. For they are not united. Each one has their own agenda. And as each one’s agenda falls away they will fall as well. And so it in fact happens. The Talmud in Sanhedrin tells us that Shevna decided to go forward with his surrender and to open up the gates to the army of Sancherev. Yet, when he approached the gate, and exited the angel Gabriel closed it behind him and he was left alone. When the Assyrians asked where his surrendering city and followers were he had no answer besides to say that they backed out. And thus they pierced his feet and tied him to horses tails and dragged him over thorns until he died.  The prophet Yeshaya mentions and scorns Shevna in his prophecy asking his soul what he is doing here in Jerusalem. Is he hoping to be buried here? That is the fate of the wicked and the faithless.

 Fascinatingly enough there have been inscriptions on seals that were discovered with what is presumed to be Shevna’s name on it. The wicked live on infamy it seems. Yet there plots and divisiveness unfortunately carry on until today, as we see from the protests and the politics that surround our current war and situation, where everyone is prescribing what needs to be done, not yet fully grasping that this Hashem’s show.  

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE CONTROL JOKES OF THE WEEK

 People in North Korea are so brainwashed by the government and the state controlled national news thinking their country is great. Outsiders know better.

That is why I am glad to live in the greatest country in the world, The United States of America.

 If a sheep is in control of a country, it will be called A dictatorsheep

 A German Shepherd and a Sheep are out on a date...

German Shepherd: "What do you mean I'm too controlling?!"

Sheep: "You herd me."

 

Man does not control his own fate- The women in his life do that for him- Groucho Marx

 I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything"

 Needed: people with a lot of self control for working at a bubble wrap factory.

 My wife tells me my conspiracy theory obsession is getting out of control.. I wonder how much the government paid her to say that.

 My daughter thinks I’m nosy and controlling. At least that’s what she wrote in her diary.

Putin is going through passport control.

He’s asked:

- “Final destination?”

- “Kiev”

- “Occupation?”

- “yes

 

The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig and ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces. Some time after the driver had reported the damage, he watched as a repair truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. They picked up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new.

Astonishing! said the truck driver to the crew chief. “What was the white stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?”

Oh, that was tollgate booth paste.”

 I called Animal control Welfare today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods with a fox and four cubs."

"That's terrible," the woman on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," I said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

 My Grandad asked me how to print. I said "Control P"

He said: "I haven't been able to do that for years!"

(sorry couldn’t resist… too many terrible jokes until now..)

 The man who invented the remote control has died age 96. He was found down the back of the sofa.

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 The answer to this week”s question is B– So I got another 50/50 for this question as well. The Bahai Akko thing was easy for me. I’m there all the time. I speak about their strange fringe break-off religion from Islam, and how there the 2nd fastest growing religion POPRPTIONATLY- that’s the key word in the world- right after Ultra-Orthodox Judaism. Pretty cool right? So their head was kept in Akko prison and died there, so he’s buried in Akko and they pray in that direction. Although I’m sure most people gueesed Haifa where the headquarters and gardens are based. The first question though I got wrong, despite the fat that I’m by Muchraka all the time, where Eliyahu hanavi had his cookoff against the prophets of Baal. Yet for some reason, I answered that it was originally a German monastery. I guess I wasn’t thinking and got confuse with most of he Crusader period Templer stuff. But who cares. The right answer though is France and so ig et that part wrong. So anyways half half on this one making my score  Rabbi Schwartz 6.5 and Ministry of Tourism 3.5 on this exam so far.

Friday, June 12, 2020

Nose Masks- Parshat Behaloscha 2020/ 5780

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
June 5th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 33 12th Sivan 5780

Parshat Behaloscha

Nose Masks

Wasn't the plague of wild animals running around and destroying everything in the streets after the plague of the pandemic of dever back in Egypt? I don't know it seems like things are a bit backwards over there in the States by you guys. What's going on? Looting, rioting, burning, killing, forget about all the anti-semitism that is coming out of the woodwork now. It's been coming out more and more over the past year, but  with all the latest riots and images of shuls and stores being destroyed, desecrated and defaced with swastikas and hate one can't help but to recall memories of Kristalnacht. It's gotta make you want to get out of there and escape to safer borders here in Eretz Yisrael already right?  Don't worry we're here for you. Har Tziyon tiheye pleitah- Eretz Yisrael will always be that place of refuge, the prophets told us. So come on home.

What amazes me is how quickly the mass mobs deteriorated into chaos, murder, looting and rioting. Racism is bad, I agree. There's nobody better than the Jewish people that know and have experienced being hated because of who we were, of being treated as inferiors, of being persecuted. But the closest thing I've ever seen to a Jewish riot has been the race to the social hall for a chulent Kiddush or Motzai Yom Kippur the rampage out of shul to get to the Break-fast or for that first pie of Pizza after Pesach. Y' know the important and understandable things in life. But about us getting killed, abused, racially slurred, targets of hate? We would never riot about anything as petty as that. Just don't take our chulent away. Perhaps recently for a handful of loonies in Lakewood or Villaimsburgh don't take our minyanim away either.

Now I know, that there are certainly a majority of people that are protesting and marching that are not engaged in this lawlessness and crime. They decry the 10's of thousands that are using this as a pretext to wreak havoc and get 'free' stuff they never could otherwise get and that until now they have been egregiously kept from having. These "legitimate" "peaceful" protestors as well are outraged though. They are mad. This is not just African Americans that are protesting from what I saw. Not by a long measure. These are colleges students, old people, young people middle-aged men and women of all colors and stripes. Anyone that has been sick of being cooped up for the past three months in quarantine is out of the box, hitting the streets and yelling and screaming. The cause is just. "We are all George Floyd"… or not.

See that's where you kind of lose me. Poor George, who certainly didn't deserve what he got is not me. George who was high on methamphetamines, cocaine in his pocket, besides having Corona and not practicing proper social distancing obviously, had a rap sheet longer than my belt which was not small even before I 've been sitting on the couch for 3 months. He's been in jail more times than I 've been on a diet including for sticking a gun to a pregnant woman's belly who he held  up in her house with three other armed men. That was just one of the many assault, drug and robbery charges that he has done years in prison repeatedly for. The guy was a hardened criminal and a true danger to society. That still doesn't give a cop a right to do what he did, or justify I'm sure all the racial profiling and DWB's (driving while black) that happens to my African American brothers. But this guy should certainly not be anyone's poster boy for any legitimate cause.  His death, although unquestionably by the brutal murder from a local supposed officer of the lar, is no loss to the world. We are all certainly better off without George and probably would be better off without that cop as well.

The truth is though we are living in an era of rage and hate. People are just angry and hateful. Now, I don't think that's true one-on-one, in person with individuals. I think most people are actually independently happy, grateful and feel blessed in life. But it's when we all get together, it seems the only topic of conversation is hateful stuff. The Trumpies hate the lefties, the liberals decry the hate they feel the Republicans are spreading by spreading their own hate. The religious against the ant-religious, the chareidim against the secular, the blacks against the whites. It just feels that we are living in a toxic world. "Hurricane Floyd" is just the beans that let out all the gas. (I know you're getting sick of chulent metaphors but hey, they're better than corona jokes). The media is always talking about 'justified outrage' and being rightfully incensed and angry. Is there really such a place in Judaism for such an attitude?

Let's take a look at the Torah and particularly this week's Torah portion and you tell me what you think. Parshat Behaloscha recounts a few stories where it seems at a first reading we may have inherited this tendency from our Creator. It's an interesting parsha that seems to be divided into three sections and in fact our sages tell us that has the status of three different books. Book one begins with the mitzva of Aharon to light the Menora and how all the candles should face the middle candle. It then moves on to the dedication of the Levi'im whose job it would be to connect the Jewish nation to Hashem. It discusses the placement of each of the tribes and their flags as they would travel in relation to the Ark. It talks about how all our travels are by the word of Hashem and the clouds of glory and the pillar of fire that would lead us and the trumpets that would be used to call us as we traveled and went to battle. Seemingly a pretty peaceful section. The second part of the parsha after singing the vayehi binsoa that we say each time we take in and return our Torah in shul is downhill. It's anger, death, plague and fire. Basically it's bad news.

The first incident is the Jews complaining again. It doesn't even tell us what it was about, although the Rashi's gives us a little insight. Let's take a look at a few.

Bamidbar (11:1) The people were looking to complain, and it was evil in the ears of Hashem. Hashem heard and Vayichar Apo-His anger flared, and a fire from Hashem burned among them, consuming the extremes of the camp.

Mitoninim- were looking to complain: [The term] Mitoninim-denotes a pretext. They were seeking a pretext to turn away from the Omnipresent (Hashem)
evil in the ears of the Lord: A pretext that was evil in Hashem’s ears, for they intended that it should reach His ears and provoke Him. They said, Woe is to us! How weary we have become on this journey! For three days we have not rested from the fatigue of walking.
Vayichar Apo-His anger flared: [He said,] I meant it for your own good-that you should be able to enter the Land immediately.

Wow! So it seems that we Jews were kvetching after 3 days on the road, about how much longer is this trip already going to shlep already. (Remember this is before the 40-year decree). And Hashem seems to have "lost it" sending a fire out and burning people up. Moshe steps in and gets Hashem to put out that fire but it was bad. It seems Hashem as well has a boiling point.

But it does not end there. Right afterwards once again the people are complaining about the Manna. The Jewish media seems to be rattling things us with "fake news" about how great Mitzrayim was where they would get lots of free herring and pickles. Maybe that's why that is the staple of an Israeli Kiddush… Once again Hashem get angry and stuffs them with quail until they die with the meat still in their teeth as it says

Bamidbar (11:33) The meat was still between their teeth; it was not yet finished, V'af Hashem Charah- and the anger of Hashem flared against the people, and Hashem struck the people with a very mighty blow.

And if that wasn't enough for you there is one more story in the parsha as well where the people were crying and from the story it would seem that we would find the first public Jewish official "peaceful protest".  It doesn't help though Hashem gets just as angry. What was it about? Listen to an amazing Rashi's description.

Bamidbar (11:10) Moshe heard the people weeping with their families, each one at the entrance to his tent. Vayichar Af Hashem -Hashem became very angry, and Moses considered it evil.

Rashi- Families gathered in groups weeping so as to publicize their grievance. Our Sages say that the meaning is: “concerning family matters,” that is, because intermarriage among family members was forbidden to them. 

What an angry Parsha! What an angry God! If we are meant to emulate the ways of Hashem is anger a justified emotion or expression. Rage? Wrath? How different this book is from the peaceful uplifting first part of this parsha. Is there a connection?

To really understand this on any type of deep level, we have to understand where anger comes from. It would seem one gets angry when things do not work out the way we want them to. We have certain expectations, ideals, values and when we are hit with the jarring lack of them being taken from us we get upset and ultimately angry. The more blatant, the more unexpected, repeated and egregiously those expectations are knocked down, the angrier and angrier we get it. That makes sense for us you see. But that doesn't really work for Hashem. See, Hashem is all-knowing. He is all-powerful. He controls and allows everything to happen and He knows beforehand what will happen. So how do we relate to the concept of anger or wrath when it comes to Hashem?

So to understand let's begin with a little Hebrew lesson. You will need it if you are moving here soon anyways so let's dive in. There are a few words for anger in Hebrew. The most basic one is ka'as. That is one that is not usually used in reference to Hashem although it is used when it talks about people getting angry. The word that is used repeatedly in our parsha to describe Hashem's wrath is "charon af"  and it's a strange one. Af- in Hebrew is your nose. Most of the commentaries describe its usage as the nose flaring up in anger anthropomorphically (I'm not teaching you English, look that one up yourself) for Hashem's anger. The Ksav V'Hakbala though, shares a mind-blowing and incredible interpretation thought and insight that has never been more relevant and never been more experienced by mankind than over the last few months. I almost fell off my seat reading it.

He writes that when Hashem gets "angry" there are two approaches He has and tells us about in the Torah. One is hester panim- He hides His face from us. His anger comes as a response to us acting and behaving in a way that does not want His presence amongst us. We complain about our journey and don't realize He's doing it for our good. We complain about the manna which is symbolic of us complaining about our livelihood and the circumstances and way He gives and challenges us with it; it's not as easy as we fooled ourselves into believing it would have been if we remained in our godless Egypt. We complain about the restriction on our lifestyle and our expressions of our faith and natural desires that the Torah and mitzvos seem to impose upon us. The response of Hashem is to then hide Himself. He covers up his Face and divine countenance, which was which was only was there for our good, so we can't seem Him anymore. And chaos then reigns.

The Ktvav V'Kabala gives us a vivid picture of that description. He tells us

"Hashem turning his face is not, god forbid, Him turning His face entirely to the side and away from us. Rather it is as someone who is covering His face with his hand to make shade and block out the light. So he can still see his friend…only through the cracks of His hand.

Charon af- though is not that. charon is from the word achor- stepping back, holding back. When Hashem has charon af the face is not covered up. It is not hidden entirely. It's just up to His nose. In our modern day terms. Hashem is wearing a face mask. His af is held back. That chor- or hole with which we breathe out that divine spirit that has been blown into us, is covered and blocked. We are gagging on the goodness He gives us and we can't express it. When we complain or rage and can't see how much the air that we breathe in is from the life that He gives us and out of His love from us, it is taken away. The face mask is put on. Life becomes stifling. We can't breathe. It's hot as fire and we beg for his light and air one again. Then Hashem is yashiv apo- He returns His "nose" to us. We breathe in that heavenly spirit He blew in us when we were first created.

When someone is angry they tell you to take a "breather". Take a deep breath and inhale from your mouth and exhale slowly through your nose. That exercise calms one down, because it reminds us that we are alive. Hashem is providing our ruach, our spirit. He is in control and there is no bad that can come from Him. Parshat Be'Haloscha is the inhale and exhale. We begin with all our candles turning towards the center. Towards the central light that is Hashem. The Levi'im are the ones that will connect us to that light. They are the "organs' that translate that holy light for us to integrate it in our lives; The teachers of the Torah, that life force. With them and the Ark we travel throughout life and realize that is only from the directive of Hashem. We lead a life that sees and understands that everything that happens is for our good. It is out of love. The fire guides us and the clouds protect us. We are the camp of Hashem.

The end of the parshais the other side of that coin. It teaches us the lesson tellst we have to consider when we are wearing these masks daily. Hashem is wearing one too. The fire of anger is raging. The plague is rampant. We need to breathe again. We need to turn our eyes to Him and remove that mask. We need to be that holy camp that guides the entire world away from these masks of rage. It's why we were chosen.

Wild animals riot and ravage because they never had the spirit of Hashem blown into their nostrils as did mankind. Humans were given the capacity to recognize Hashem in the air that they breathe and the sanctity of life. All life. All colors. Life is holy. But the way to teach that lesson to the world is by removing the hate and anger and breathing in that life of Torah and exhaling it back into the world. When we are wearing our masks perhaps for me the greatest challenge is that people can't see me smile. I miss giving those smiles to the world. I miss getting them from the world. When Hashem's wearing His mask, we can't see His love and smile to us. It's time to remove those masks. V'Hirba l'hashiv apo- remove that mask from Your nose and smile at us again. Hashem Hoshiya Ha'melech ya'aneinu b'yom koreinu- may Hashem our King save us and once again may we feel Him on the day that we call Him.

Have a an exhilarating Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Ka'as vecheyme mach a mentsh far a beheyme"- Anger and fury turn a man into a beast

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
 
30) British military cemeteries can be found in:
A.    Be’er Sheba and Ramle
  1. Jerusalem and Ashdod
  2. Haifa and Katzrin
  3. Gaza and Nitzana

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/IzvOEJS7T3g  - Mordechai Shapiro great song Hakol Mishamayim redone with great new meaning.- I like it better than the original

https://youtu.be/BzAtvrZSWnQ   - Micha Gammerman's newest cartoon Shabbat song video great!

https://youtu.be/hkBRhkbxR7s  -it's a week late but still Shavous Mode. Great new song from Shwekey Hashem mi'sinai Ba

https://youtu.be/Q17w7TVRdiA - My good Friend Rabbi K! Ki Lecha Naeh newest song…

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Behaloscha-Pesach Sheni the Make-up sacrifice-The mitzva of Pesach Sheni is probably one of the most unique mitzvos in the entire Torah. First of all it seems that this mitzva was only given at the behest and request of the people that missed the first korban Pesach because they were tamey. This leads to a fascinating discussion as to the question of the idea that all the mitzvos were given on Har Sinai. The Chazon Ish suggests that although the mitzvos were all given to Moshe but they were not given over to Bnai Yisrael until it was appropriate. This would explain a lot of commandments such as Amalek, the prohibition against Moav and Ammon marrying and others that seem to only take place after stories in the Torah.

In addition, unlike most mitzvos that any Jew can do them, the only way to fulfill this mitzva is if you miss the first one. It's a makeup mitzva. The Gemara has a dispute if this is in fact a makeup mitzva that stands by itself, or the original mitzva with a second chance to fix the first one, or if it is even a holiday and sacrifice itself that only the person that missed the first one is obligated in. There are halachic differences in all three of those similar sounding nuances. Ponder them, it's interesting.

Now in the times of the Beit Hamikdash the korban pesach would be brought by anyone who had not brought the first one for whatever reason. The Chinuch tells us that it is not only impure people, or those that couldn't travel or make to Yerushalayim because of circumstances beyond their control or even negligence. Even if someone intentionally missed the first one they are obligated to bring a Korban Pesach a month later on the 15th of Iyar. The pesach would be brought in the same way as the original. It was roasted, eaten with matzos and maror and without breaking any bones or leaving anything over. One would as well recite the Haggada and Halled when it was brought and tell over the story of Pesach. The only difference is that one could have Chametz in their house and even eat Chametz right afterwards. Cool! A Pesach Seder without all the cleaning.

Today we don't have the Korban Pesach however we still have some customs associated with it. The day is considered one that is a quasi holiday where we do not recite tachanun or make eulogies. Some even have a custom to eat matza on this day. The lesson of this sacrifice that is so meaningful is that it is never too late to see the miracles of Hashem. No matter what a Jew missed or has done, his soul experienced leaving Egypt and that bond we share with Hashem. We even have the power so to speak to demand from Hashem the ability to bring that korban and express that love and appreciation despite the fact that they were not commanded in it. May we soon merit to remove all of our tuma'ah be joined with all our brothers and sisters in these offerings in the Beis Hamikdash rebuilt.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The Miracle at Mitzpa-851 BC – I don't know about you, but there are a lot of things that I say in my prayers that I have no clue what they are about. I mean the basic obviously day to day stuff and Shabbos and holiday standard prayers, I'm good with that. I had a rebbi that made us use Artscroll or even Soncino interlinear translated siddurim to learn them all. And I actually listened to him. But when it comes to things like selichos, or the extra piyutim that we only say occasionally on fast days or holidays there are things I know I'm saying that I have no idea what they are about. Which is fine. Hashem knows what they mean, and I'm doing my best and saying the right formulas. But the truth is they are said so fast and there's so many of them there really is no time to look them up and even if I did occasionally I don't know if it would actually sink in any long term memory.

But once in a while you get one in something that comes up in my learning and it clicks…oh that's what I was saying. Those are great moments. The story above the miracle at Mitzpa, that I learned for this week's column is one of them. For at the end of one of the selichos we ask Hashem to answer our prayers like he answered Avraham in Moriah, Aneinu –answer us like our forefathers by the Yam Suf, Daniel in the lion's den etc etc etc….and it names a bunch of different people and places Hashem answered. And I know most of them. But Aneinu K'shanisa l'Shmuel ba'mitzpa not so much…Well here's the story.

After the return of the Aron to Kiryat Yearim where it remained for about 20 years, the Mishkan moved from Shiloh to Nov which has really not been identified although it is likely in the area of Shuafat. Shmuel in that time would travel all over Israel and inspire the people to repent. Then he finally decided to make a large "asifa" gathering. All the Jews were invited to come to the city of Mitzpa.  The city of Mitzpa is the same that was mentioned in the Pilegesh Ba'Givah story not long ago and has been identified as either being Tel El Natzba which is right near Kalandia and Atarot on the edge of the West Bank of which half of is it in Area A forbidden to Jews. Alternatively, it could be Nebi Samuel where the tomb of Shmuel has been associated with being. Certainly a tour guide can be comfortable sharing this story there.

Shmuel stood before the people where they all resolved to rid themselves of all of their idols. He then brought an offering on an altar that he built there. There were many halchic issues with the offering that he brought. The first was that it was outside of the Mishkan, but that type of worship on a private altar called a bama, seemed to have been permitted at that time. As well he wasn't a Kohen, but again on private altars one can get away with that. The bigger concern though was that he brought a baby lamb not even 7 days old and after slaughtering it he burnt it on the altar with its skin still upon it. The Torah clearly states that an animal needs to be at least 8 days old and its skin should be removed. Yet Shmuel did this as an extenuating circumstance to show the people that with their repentance they were like newborns entirely dedicated to Hashem. The people all drew and poured water before Hashem there to show their repentance, as if they were pouring out their hearts and dedicating themselves to Torah. And that's when the fun started…

See the Plishtim had heard about this mass gathering and felt it was an ideal time to take out their enemies- namely us. So they surrounded our camp there and meant to attack us. But before Shmuel even finished the offering and the people heard the approaching armies, they turned to Hashem and the skies began to rumble and scream. The earth began to shake and terror filled the Philistines hearts and they began to fall and flee. The Jews then girded themselves and chased them all the way to Even Ezer where they wiped them out. From that time and for the rest of the life of Shmuel the Plishtim were no longer a problem. Their cities were taken over by the Jews. Danger averted. That is the prayer we ask Hashem to answer us like.

May Hashem bring the answer to all of our prayers as quickly and as readily as he did to Shmuel


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE RIOT JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Why does a Chasan break the glass under the Chupa in New York these days? To trick the mayor into thinking it's a riot instead of a wedding.

Bibi just called Trump to offer him a two State Solution.

It's gotten so bad Mexico has agreed to pay for the wall

I had a joke about the New York Riots. But someone already stole it

These riots remind me of basketball. There are always people stealing, but you can't win without shooting.

Did you hear the latest joke about New York? It's a riot

Did you hear about the time that all the musicians in the parade dropped their instruments and started rioting? It was total bandemonium

The panda bears rioted in the streets of Beijing today . . .It was pandamonium!!!

Why do riot police get to work early? To beat the crowd.

A journalist is interviewing a riot officer about the protests occurring in his city.
Journalist: Do you find it difficult to follow orders that may harm the people protesting?
Riot Officer: I do, some of these people are my friends and neighbors. When given such a choice, the only thing I can really do is listen to my heart.
Journalist: And what does your heart say?
Riot Officer: Beat, beat, beat.

I can't believe it's riot season already… I still have my Covid 19 decorations up.

A gang made up of domesticated wheat, barley and hops plants are reported to have been looting and rioting all over the country. Police say they are farmed and dangerous.

What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails

Remember what your Rebbi said would happen if Goyim didn't have professional sports to keep them busy… I'm just saying…

One things certain… Barnes and Noble isn't being looted.

Here's a tip. Next time someone tries to sell you a Rolex on the streets of Manhattan, buy it. It's not fake.

Does anyone know if there are special looting hours for seniors?

After a series of city-wide riots, the mayor of Los Angeles imposed the harshest curfew ever: anyone outdoors after 10 pm will be shot on sight! On the very first night of the curfew, a cop shot a black kid dead at 9:45. The police chief dragged the cop in for questioning.
"What the heck are you doing shooting a guy before the curfew even started!?"
"Sir, I know where that guy lives. He never would have made it home in time!"

Have you heard about the rioting in Baltimore? So far they've caused 4 million dollars in improvements.

I know how to stop all these Left Wing College riots. Play the national anthem, they'll all sit down.

A man took his little boy to the eye doctor. When the Doctor asked him what he saw. He said that he saw riots, people dying and a world gone crazy. So the Doctor said "You have perfect 20/20 vision."


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Answer is A–  Don't get me wrong. I don't know my British cemeteries in Israel. I've never taken anyone to any, and I don't plan on it either. But I did remember one because it's cool. In Ramle`there is a grave of none other than Harry Potter. Not the Harry Potter of course but rather of a British solider that died in a shootout with an Arab gang. Now I knew there was one in Jerusalem as well. And I figured that there was one Chaifa as well as it was a big British place. I knew there wasn't one in Katzrin that was Syria back then. Also Nitzanim didn't really make sense. So process of elimination obviously was going to be Beersheva and Ramle. And it made sense as well because Beersheva also has lots of British sites. And of course that was the right answer. By the way there is one in Gaza as well. I don't think anyones been there though.. So another right one for Schwartz making the score 21 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. Let's keep this well needed streak going!