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Thursday, October 22, 2015

The Smarter Path- Lech Lecha 2015/5776

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 23rd 2015 -Volume 6, Issue 3 10th  Cheshvan 5776!
Parshat Lech Lecha
The Smarter Path
“The road is smarter than he who walks upon it.” I kept hearing those words again and again race through my head. It was like one of those “ear worm” songs that you can’t seem to get out of your mind. The words that our tour guide instructor hammered into our brains just kept repeating themselves and I stayed the course.

So there I was all alone in the middle of Mt. Carmel. I had come here to prepare for a tour that I was supposed to be doing the following week. It was meant to be a two hour hike with some college students. Rule number one for me obviously is not to take someone on a tour or hike to a place that I haven’t been to recently. Things change, trails shift and it is a tour guides responsibility to make sure he knows where he’s going. It was a about three years since I had done a hike on this mountain so I went to scout it out. I brought water, my hiking shoes and was looking forward to a nice little hike. The problem was once I got there the information booth was closed and I wasn’t sure how to do the hike, being that there were a few different trails some 6 hours and four hours which weren’t circular. Meaning it wouldn’t’ bring me back to my car. The only one that would it wasn’t clear to me where to start and end it from. So I figured I’d try a different hike instead. Why not? Right?

So I headed down to the bottom of the mountain for a hike that promised to be circular as well and that would stop off at a beautiful “bat” cave. All you had to do was leave the red trail and go down to the blue trail and it would take you to a nice spring and a straight trail back to the car. 2 hours back and forth. Not big deal. Sounds simple. But like all things in this country nothing ever is.

My first clue should have been that I was starting from the bottom of the mountain. Which would mean that I have to go up. OK I’m used to climbs. But it couldn’t be that bad. Right? Wrong. It was pretty steep. Where was this cave? So I kept going. following the red trail. It was beautiful. It would have been nice if there was some shade along the way, but how much longer could it be? After about an hour and a half I realized that I would be coming back a little later than I thought I saw the cave up ahead and so I decided to call my wife and let her know that she shouldn’t worry. I probably should have caught my breath before I called. But I just wanted her to know I was fine. The last thing I wanted was for her to call the search parties and helicopters. It really wouldn’t be good for business if tomorrows headlines were “The search for the lost Tour guide.” Of course trying to reassure my wife when I’m half out of breath on the top of a mountain that everything was all right was about as successful as convincing my doctor that a little bit of chulent wouldn’t be breaking my diet. I told her that I had water and that I should hit a spring soon and would call in about an hour and a half or so when I was done. And then my phone died. Oops.

About 10 minutes later I arrived at the cave. It was beautiful. But I didn’t see any blue trail. The red trail continued and whoever the practical joker that made this trail was, thought it would be funny to see me crawl on my belly through the dark to get to the other side of it. Of course, it would have been helpful to have a flashlight but my phone was dead. But clearly the red trail was going through the cave. So I got down and started crawling when I got to the other end. Still no blue trail. I thought I saw a cement building that might have been the spring down below. But then the words of Noam are instructor started up. “The trail is smarter than he who walks on it.” Stay the course. So I did. Another 10 minutes. Still no trail. Maybe if I cut across that little hill it would lead me to the spring. “The trail is smarter” Of course I had no watch so I couldn’t tell how much time had passed. I had visions of my wife calling people. Should I just climb down by the cave and try to find the spring? No. I will stay the course, but this time follow it back. I’m a tour guide, not an adventurer. I will just follow the path back. And I did.

It took about an hour or so. I still had water and was fine. Nothing happened, besides me deciding not to ever bring a group of students to this hike. I got in my car. And of course did the next important thing. I headed to the first Shwarma store and picked up the necessary nutrients in a laffa of course with a beer. Hey, I needed to hydrateJ. Then I called my wife. She was very relieved to hear me. She told everyone to stop saying tehillim and then she asked me to hold a second so she could call off the park authorities that she had already contacted when she couldn’t get through to me. Just in the nick of time! No headlines. I was only a half hour later than I had told her. I told her she had nothing to worry about I learned the lesson of staying the path. It didn’t matter. She didn’t’ think that I would listen to the path. Hey, since when have I listened to anyone? She’s right of course. I’m not complaining. It was nice getting relieved hugs and kisses from my family when I got home. They love me. Maybe I should do this more often.

This week’s Torah portion we are introduced to the Jewish story of the Torah. Bereishis was creation. Noach was the world civilization post-flood. And now the story of the Jewish people begins with out first Patriarch and forefather, Avraham. We start our story of Avraham though a little bit late in the game. He is already 75 years old when Hashem first appears to him. The Midrash tells us stories and stories about little Avraham. His “origin story”. He broke his father’s idols, he was thrown in a fiery furnace by Nimrod and miraculously saved. He opened up school and taught humanity about Hashem. He would give people food and teach them to thank God for it. He had thousands of students. Yet none of this is relevant to the Torah in teaching us about Avraham. Our story begins with the command for him to go on a journey, a long hike. To leave behind everything and go to the land that Hashem would show him. Our story begins with this journey.

It is interesting to note, that in truth the journey that Avraham is being commanded had already started many years before hand. At the conclusion of last week’s Parsha the Torah tells us that Terach began a journey to the land of Canaan. Yet he landed in Charan and decided to call it quits there. He left the trail. It was nice in Charan. It was perhaps an alternate place where one can serve Hashem without going to Israel. It was fine for world that was before Avram was meant to become Avraham. Our first story of Avraham comes when Hashem tells him to pick up that journey. To not leave half way and find another route. More than that some of early sages note. The Jewish story starts with a command. A directive. A God that tells us what to do. A trail that he is blazing for us. The story of Avraham begins not with him voluntarily and intellectually convincing and teaching the world of the Omnipotence of its Creator, not even with his willingness to sacrifice his life and get thrown in a furnace for a belief that he understood from examining the world. Its admirable to be willing to die for ones beliefs. It’s noble to dedicate one’s life to sharing ones faith with the unknowledgeable. But that’s not what Judaism is about. There are many people that do that daily around the world and who dedicate themselves selflessly to causes that they believe in. Here in Israel tragically we have a whole nation of our cousins that seem willing to do that, daily. Judaism is about something else entirely. It’s about listening to the command from God, perhaps even against your own “better” judgement. It’s about taking the journey that he sent us on. And staying that path. The path and way of Torah.

There is something though inside of each of us that wants to go off that path. To try a different route. To cut through a few bushes and find the short cut the way back to where we need to go. But the path is always smarter than the person that walks upon it. It’s a divine path. It’s a journey that our ancestors began and we are privileged to live in the generation that will god-willing see its completion. If we stay that path Hashem promised our first Patriarch, then he will make our names great. Those who bless us will be blessed and those who curse us and seek to destroy us will get their just rewards. Hold the course. The end is almost there. It’s right there in the clearing. The path is smarter. Take it from an experienced tour guide.
Have spectacular Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK

https://youtu.be/NF5Lo8x_BS4   –Shabbos Project singing together

https://youtu.be/nwQas8WuqVM    – Kever Rachel history

https://youtu.be/-_llTjTPxto  – Simcha Leiner Rachel Mivaka moving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXhYn1lZNbI   – and the classic London Boys version I grew up with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k67yR0hsiwo –Finally an adorable version of Abie Rottenbergs Mama Rochel with Shwekey singing and a class of children performing

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Dos lebn iz nit mer vi a Cholem, ober vekt mikh nit oif!.”-  Life is not more than a dream- but don’t wake me up…

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
Another new feature of the week. Decided to feature not just a quote but a important Jewish personality whose yartzeit falls out each week
.“ What is the lesson of the Holocaust? As you know, during the Holocaust, the people were transported in the worst possible, inhumane way by railcar. They thought they were going to a work camp. We all know they were going to a death camp. After hours and hours in this inhumane corral with no light, no bathroom, cold, they arrived at the camps. The doors were swung wide open, and they were blinded by the light. Men were separated from women, mothers from daughters, fathers from sons. They went off to the bunkers to sleep. As they went into the area to sleep, only one person was given a blanket for every six. The person who received the blanket, when he went to bed, had to decide, 'Am I going to push the blanket to the five other people who did not get one, or am I going to pull it toward myself to stay warm?'"
 "It was during this defining moment that we learned the power of the human spirit, because we pushed the blanket to five others. Take your blanket. Take it back to America and push it to five other people."-  Rabbi Noson Tzvi Finkel –as told over by Howard Schultz CEO of Starbucks upon his visit with him.
Yartzeit-11th of Cheshvan this Shabbos
Rabbi Noson Tzvi Finkel-Rosh Yeshiva of Mir in Jerusalem (1943-2011)- The great Rosh Yeshiva of the largest Yeshiva in Israel who it is estimated had over 25,000 students in his lifetime and who suffered from Parkinson’s disease for the last 20 years of his short life stands as a symbol of greatness and inspiration to todays American Jews. Born in Chicago and attending co-ed modern Orthodox Jewish Day Schools, Natie Finkel, the star centerfielder of his baseball team was inspired by his trip to Israel to meet his illustrious family there, the great Rosh Yeshivas and leaders of the Slobodka and Hebron Yeshiva. He returned to Israel where he studied for many years under his uncle. He eventually married his 2nd cousin and when his father-in-law passed in 1990 he took over the responsibility of the Yeshiva.
The Yeshiva had about 1200 students at that time. Under his tenure the Mir Yeshiva expanded to close to 6000 yeshiva with branches and Kollels all over Israel. Despite his sickness and weakened state he would repeatedly travel to raise the necessary funds for the Yeshiva. It is estimated he raised over a half billion dollars to support the Yeshiva and through its expansion. Despite his trips and his own personal rigorous Torah study schedule, Rav Finkel made sure to learn the names and be the father of each student that crossed the doors of his yeshiva. He studied personally with over 80 students a week anyone that wanted to study with him he would set up time for. Although his disease was very painful he refused to take medications for fear that it would stifle his learning slur his speech or cause memory loss and jeopardize the teaching that he lessons he lived to give. Story after story of the personal anecdotes each student had about how he cared for and inspired them, how his classes and lessons will always serve to inspire them. Many of the students themselves following in his path to inspire the next generation and pass on his legacy. His funeral was attended by over 100,000 people from all walks of Judaism and Israel. He is buried in Har Menuchos in Jerusalem. Yet his legacy and spirit lives on in the great Yeshiva and his student that continue to share his teachings.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Answer below at end of Email
Q. A Monument that is connected to the War of Independence is
A.    Yad L’Yud Daled (the fourteen)
B.     The Bell Tower by Ramat Rachel
C.     The Negev Brigade
D.    The Valley
(Each year we’ve focused on a different aspect of torah two years ago we did the gematria/remez of the week, the past year midrash. This year i decided to focus on the simple pshat/understanding-which of course is best understood with rashi who defines his classic commentary as “only coming to explain the simple understanding.-pshuto shel mikra- so this year, i hope to bring you each week a fascinating ….
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
This week the Torah introduces us to the journeys of Avraham-or actually Avram at that time still. After he came to Israel he went to Shechem first. The place where the Jewish people as well would come to and then the Torah tells us
“And Avraham journeyed on, going and traveling to the South.”
Rashi’s comment in explaining this verse (12:9) is that Going and Traveling- “at intervals. He would dwell here for a month or so and then travel from there and pitch his tent in another place”
Rashi as we know is coming to explain the simple meaning of the text- Pshat. How and why does Rashi feel it necessary to explain that going and traveling is that he spent a month in each place, why can’t it mean he just wandered?

The Maharal explains that Rashi si troubled by the word “traveled” One only travels from a place that one is a resident of that place. The Talmud tells us that the minimal amount of time for one to be considered a resident is 30 days; a month. Thus Rashi in understanding the simple meaning of the text is explaining that the Torah by telling us that Avraham traveled from each place that he stopped off in, had to have been there at least a month.

The reason and lesson of this is perhaps is that although Avraham was heading South, he felt it important to become part of the community that he passed through. We find a similar lesson that when Avraham traveled once again he stayed in the same places that he previously stayed. To show his appreciation to each place he stayed in. One that moves to a community for how ever little he may be there, shouldn’t wait to be part of the community. Even after one month he or she can and should be a part of contributing to that community. As the Baal Shem Tov used to say, If Hashem brought you some place it is for you to accomplish something there.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-
Two years ago we did cool places in Israel, last year we did cool things to do in Israel, this year we will try to cover cool things that happened on this date in Israel.
Passing of UN Resolution 3379 “Zionism=Racism”  – Yeah it wasn’t the first time or the last time our favorite world organization passed a resolution against the State of Israel. But it was certainly one of the most blatant and anti-semitic resolutions ever passed. It was the period of the Cold War between Russia and the United States and after Israels victory in the Yom Kippur War. Victory is actually not the right word as we had close to 2000 deaths and thousands of casualties. But we survived. The United Nations had already welcomed Yasser Arafat and the PLO to the UN and granted them observer status and this was the next step in delegitimizing the Jewish State.
Some of the more touching language of the resolution included the statements that
“any doctrine of racial differentiation or superiority is scientifically false, morally condemnable, socially unjust and dangerous”
“that the racist regime in occupied Palestine … have a imperialist origin, forming a whole and having racist structure and being organically linked in their policy aimed at repression of the dignity and integrity of the human being"
“…severely condemned zionism as a threat to world peace and security and called upon all countries to oppose this racist and imperialist ideology,…Determines that Zionism is a form of racism and racial discrimination”.

The resolution sponsored by our 25 Arab neighbors was passed with another 72 countries including Russia, China, Brazil and Mexico with another 32 absentations which included Argentina, Greexe, Japan, Jamaica and Venezuela.
The 35 countries that stood up for Israel were of course the United States, Canada, Britain, France, Belgium, Sweden and others.
The Israeli Ambassador Chaim Herzog made his powerful speech to the UN at the time condemned the council
"another manifestation of the bitter anti-Semitic, anti-Jewish hatred which animates Arab society. Who would have believed that in this year, 1975, the malicious falsehoods of the 'Elders of Zion' would be distributed officially by Arab governments? Who would have believed that we would today contemplate an Arab society which teaches the vilest anti-Jewish hate in the kindergartens? … We are being attacked by a society which is motivated by the most extreme form of racism known in the world today"

He then took the resolution and ripped it up making the statement

“On this day 37 years to the day of Kristalnacht, For us, the Jewish people, this resolution based on hatred, falsehood and arrogance, is devoid of any moral or legal value. For us, the Jewish people, this is no more than a piece of paper and we shall treat it as such."

It took 16 years until this resolution was repealed and George H Bush was president and the cold war was over and the US had just won the first Gulf War. The world had an agenda to get Israel to join the Madrid Peace conference and we made it conditional on the repealing of the resolution. The repeal was sponsored by 90 countries and passed with 111 the same 25 arab countries of course opposed it.
When it was passed President Bush then made the statement

“We should take seriously the UN charter's pledge "to practice tolerance and live together in peace with one another as good neighbors." UNGA Resolution 3379, the so-called "Zionism is racism" resolution, mocks this pledge and the principles upon which the United Nations was founded. And I call now for its repeal. Zionism is not a policy; it is the idea that led to the creation of a home for the Jewish people, to the State of Israel. And to equate Zionism with the intolerable sin of racism is to twist history and forget the terrible plight of Jews in World War II and, indeed, throughout history. To equate Zionism with racism is to reject Israel itself, a member of good standing of the United Nations.
This body cannot claim to seek peace and at the same time challenge Israel's right to exist. By repealing this resolution unconditionally, the United Nations will enhance its credibility and serve the cause of peace.”
Too bad they have forgotten that pledge once again.

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HIKING JOKES OF THE WEEK

I’ve actually heard quite a few of these by my tourists on my tours. You know who you are…  You just couldn't make them up; yet, on the other hand the things that people moan about are unbelievable.
  1. A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles.  Is there a way I can get reimbursed?
  2. Escalators would help on steep uphill sections.
  3. Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.
  4. Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill.
  5. Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests.
  6. Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them.
  7. The coyotes made too much noise last night and kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals.
  8. A McDonald's would be nice at the trailhead. (Kosher one of course)
  9. Too many rocks in the mountains.
  10. The places where trails do not exist are not well marked.

A lawyer invites his cousin from the Czech Republic to come and stay with him in Canada. The Czech cousin arrives, determined to enjoy himself. Soon they decide to go rambling. They're right out in the middle of the forest when a big grizzly bear appears. The bear hugs the poor Czech cousin to death and then eats him.
The lawyer runs to the nearest village and tells everybody what has happened. The villagers form a search party and return to the forest. They come across some bears and ask the lawyer to identify the one that killed his cousin.
'It's that male bear over there.'
They kill the bear and rip open his stomach, but there is nothing there. They decide to kill the female bear nearby, and when they rip open her stomach, they find the poor Czech cousin.
So it all goes to show: 'Never trust a lawyer when he says the cheque is in the mail.

Yankel and Ahmed were on a camping and hiking trip.
They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Yankel said, "Ahmed, look up. What do you see?
"Well, I see thousands of stars."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Yankel?"
"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

Yankel and Ahmed, two hikers on a trail came around the bend to find an enormous brown bear about 85 metres up the trail.
The bear spots the two hikers and begins running towards them at a full tilt.
Yankel drops his backpack, sits down, throws off his boots, and starts lacing up a pair of running shoes.
Ahmed says to Yankel 'What are you doing? You will never be able to outrun that bear.'
Yankel replies, 'I don't have to outrun the bear...............................'

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Answer is C-There are too many monuments to fallen soliders in this country. We shouldn’t have that many fallen soldiers. But this is the fate of our tiny country surrounded by enemies. So here we go with the monuments above. Yad LYud Daled near Nahariya is for the 14 soldiers that died attacking the British on the “Night of the Bridges” Where the Palmach in response to the British refusing to let the Jews into Israel, blew up all the bridges leading in to Israel thereby preventing them from coming is as well. This was the only place where there were losses. Ramat Rachel Bell monument was dedicated for the soldiers that died in the 6 Day war conquering Jerusalem. The Valley monument was for the soldiers that fell in the war of attrition to terrorists that came in from Jordan in the early 70’s as well as for all terror victims. Which leaves the Negev Brigade in the South not far from Be’er Sheva that remembers the battles of the Negev in holding off Egypt in the 48 War of indepence. May all of the soldiers who gave their lives on behalf of the land and the people- our Kedoshim/Our martyrs memory be blessed and may Hashem avenge their blood.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Go in to the Teiva- Noach 2015/5775

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 16th 2015 -Volume 6, Issue 2 3rd Cheshvan 5776!
Parshat Noach
Go in to the Teiva
I’m not in the mood to write this E-Mail this week. It’s been too rough a week. Truth is it’s been too rough the past few weeks. People are being hunted and murdered in the streets of Israel. Old, young, men women, Ashkenazi Sefardi, religious secular, Hareidi, Daati Leumi, Sabras (native Israelis) and even American Olim. The common denominator is they’re all Jewish. They’re all innocent. They all just want to live in peace and raise their families and have “normal lives”. And the World is silent….Once again. It’s unreal. One would think that there would be an outcry. This is Islamic terrorism. The whole world is fighting this battle. Yet Israel, which is on the frontlines, are being marginalized, condemned, hounded, maligned and excoriated in the press and the world. Where is everyone? Has the World gone mad? Blind? Ca n they not see our suffering? Can they not see the rage and wrath and the faces of the animals that terrorize us. That will be heading their way as soon as they are done with us. Do they need another Pearl Harbor or 9-11 before they realize the global threat that Israel is so struggling to defend ourselves against, with our hands tied (although, personally I feel that the only ones tying our hands are ourselves and our self—perception that it is somehow moral the pathetic way that we are dealing with this and we will get more condemnation and be less loved or get less support if we upped the ante-but I digress, you have to go to my Facebook rants to really know what I think politically) is a threat that will swallow the entire world. I’m just not in the mood. Not this week. Not when everything is going on. Maybe next week. I don’t know…

But… I have to review the Torah portion each week, it’s a mitzva, and what can I tell you? It screamed at me. The Baal HaTanya was known as saying that the portion each week should be our “newspaper” as to what is really going on in the world in our times. The lessons, messages and narratives that we read is like Hashem’s editorial to us. And so I opened my morning “Divine” Paper and read.
“And Hashem said to Noah “The end of all flesh has come before Me and the world was full of Hamas and I will destroy them from the earth”

Now Hamas in Hebrew Torah language means robbery, but not just robbery but a legally communally accepted one. The Midrash and Rashi notes that it is robbery of less than a Peruta- a miniscule amount. A penny, 10 Agurot, Money that no one cares about. Kind of like Jewish blood. Maybe that’s why they called their organization that. For that’s what the Jewish people are to the world it seems. Less than a Shava Peruta.  Our sages note as well that the Torah points out that they entire world worshipped idols, engaged in licentious and incestuous relations, even engaged in murder. But it wasn’t until they went for the Perutahs the amount that no one cares about that Hashem decreed that the world must come to an end. This seems to be a bizarre justice system? The three cardinal sins do not bring heavenly wrath and yet the peruta theft does? Where was the flood before this took place?

The answer one of my teachers once shared with me, is perhaps in the message that Hashem gives after the flood for why He will never again bring a flood to destroy the earth.
“I will no longer curse the land because of the Man because the design of man’s heart is evil from his youth, nor will I continue to smite every living being as I have done”.

Man is born with a Yetzer Hara- an evil inclination. Each one of us has a drive towards evil. A desire to commit sin. Our job is to conquer that and to lift up the world and to see our Yetzer Tov –our good inclination conquer that force. But we are programmed for the capacity and the drive for evil as equally as for good. Fascinatingly enough before the flood Hashem uses almost the exact words to why he must destroy the world at the conclusion of last week’s Torah portion

“And Hashem saw that the wickedness of Man was great upon the earth and that all the thoughts of his heart was evil always.”. What changed?

Desire for sin is natural. It is human. We are created from Earth and and we are drawn to our more animalistic urges. That alone is not reason to destroy and reboot the universe. Hamas however was something different. Stealing less than a Peruta is creating a society that sins without any personal benefit or enjoyment. It is the legalization of chaos for the sake of chaos. It is evil for evils sake and even if it means that I myself will suffer because it will be done to me as well, so be it. It is the legalization of such a system by the world as well. The creation of “unpunishable crimes” for they are too cheap and petty to be dealt with that Hashem stepped in and destroyed the world. A world that has crimes that are not considered criminal is a world that will delude itself into thinking that nothing they do truly matters.

There was one man that stood up against the world. They mocked him, they scorned him, they threatened to kill him. He was Noach. The tzadik and perfect man in his generation. He lived in a world that didn’t want him and that would eventually try to kill him. For 120 years he built his Ark and warned the world. He was the last hope. The force was with him J. They refused to see. They fell more and more until they reached a point when even when the first drops began to fall on them, they thought that they would persevere. It could never happen to them. They didn’t even see that they were doing anything wrong anymore. They were just like the animals that they were drowned with. They had achieved the level from where there was no return it was all evil...always.

The new post-flood world was different. Man would always have evil designs. From his youth. But it wouldn’t be always. The world would never be allowed to fall that low. Rather than one man, Noach, that would be up against civilization. There would be a family, a nation that would lead them back. There would be a country from whence the Divine light of goodness and righteousness would shine out from. A nation that would teach the world that every action we do has meaning. There are crimes, there is a Judge, there will be retribution, and it is up to us to unabashedly show that to the world. We are the new Noachs. Israel, is the Ark that we are meant to be building. It must have a window from which to shine out to the world. And it will cast light out to the tidal waves of terror that are destroying the world. Within that Ark there is a dove of peace waiting to be sent out to achieve that olive branch of peace. There is an offering to be made on the place of the Temple Mount when it will finally be over. But first evil must be destroyed. The wicked must be identified as such and must perish. Hashem will take care of the rest. He will tell us when to leave that Ark and when the time for that sacrifice is meant to be. We just need to do our job. We must build that Ark. The holy Ark of truth and salvation.

The Baal Shem Tov, would tell his students that when there is a flood in the world one must go into the Teiva, the Ark. But the word Teiva in Hebrew is also the word for word. One must find refuge he said in the word. The word of the Torah, the words of our prayer. This does not mean that we must merely study and pray harder than ever before but that we must “enter the Teiva”. We have to go into the word. We have to become enveloped in it. It has to surround us and define us. Just as an Ark is something to hold something in. So to our words must not merely be words that are external that have to be internalized. They have to become who we are. We are the people of Torah and light, we are people of prayer and Godliness. Within each holy word of prayer and study there is infinite light that we are meant to release. There is a flood outside and it is time for us to get serious. To stop apologizing and defending ourselves but condemning and calling evil what it is as we teach the world about Hashem. It’s time to stop being a democratic country and start becoming a Godly country. It’s time to start worrying about what others will think and start teaching them how Hashem has taught us to teach.

God’s name has been hijacked by lunatics, “religious” fundamentalists, idolaters and terrorists. It has gotten so bad that any sane person is looked down upon if he invokes the name of Hashem, the Holy One Blessed Be He, The King of All Kings, The Creator of heaven and Earth, Our Holy Father. Admit that sentence made you nervous. It made you feel weird. That my friends is the greatest casualty of all of the insanity that surrounds us. That we the nation of Hashem, the Noahs of the new world and the descendants of Avraham, cannot and will not proclaim the truth to the world. Geneva Convention’s and the United Nations definition of evil and most of the world media will never accept any other moral system that we will try to suggest to them. There will be a double standard for our people until we get up and show the world the only True Standard. There is a flood outside and we need to start building that Teiva, the Ark and word of Truth.

I am not a politician. I don’t think we were meant to be a nation of politicians. We are a people of the Book, of truth. We are priests and we are meant to be teachers. Yet if someone saw fit to give me 10 minutes in the United Nations. This is what my speech would be.

“Hashem created the world. He gave the land of Israel to the Jewish people. He chose us from all nations and gave us His Torah. By living that Torah and observing its commandments and sharing it’s light with the world. We are connected to the Divine. We will achieve the ultimate fulfillment of Creation. Any and every other religion is false. All of their prophets are liars and distortions of the Truth. Following and praying to them will distract you from the ultimate True God. One does not have to kill other people to connect with God. One does not need to create children crucified to connect with him. Hashem loves all of mankind and wishes that they choose goodness and not evil. Jews more than anyone else need to connect to one another to achieve that harmony of creation. We need to join in Shabbos, to join prayer, to join the building of Hashem’s country. The United Nations did not give us the Land Of Israel. The Almighty has. We do not live here by the grace of the world and we do not want a country like any other country. We are here with a mission. We are here to build an ark. We are to live and shine out the word. There is a flood coming. Its waves are already encompassing your countries. It is time to join us in building our Ark. For if not you will all drown. Our dove of peace is waiting. But first we must destroy the evil that is born out of falsehoods.”

I don’t think I will ever be able to give that speech. But maybe you can. The world needs it before we are all engulfed.

Have a peaceful Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQwksf6ZslY  –Carlebach on Rav Kloynomous Kalman and the “Holy Hunchback”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r41nuUEmRc – The last Simchas Torah in Warsaw Ghetto with the holy Piatzneh and Shlomo Carlebach in Hebrew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDFKCMVMlk – and for those with more time and more interest into this great man here is a lecture about his life.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK
While in the states I picked up a great book with yiidsh quotes and wisdom and I have always wanted to teach my kids Yiddish so here we go each week another great proverb in yiddish maybe you guys will learn it too!!

“Unzereh Oivim zol Migulgl vern in a henglayhter; by tog zol er hengen, un bay nakht zol er brenen..”-  Our enemies should be reincarnated as chandeliers; they should hang by day and burn by night

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
Another new feature of the week. Decided to feature not just a quote but a important Jewish personality whose yartzeit falls out each week
.“A person should make ladders for himself by which he can sometimes go up to heaven. Song/Niggun is one of those ladders, especially when sung after doing a mitzva and with a humble heart. Every person has a portion in the “World of Song. So when singing turn up the sound of your personal song. If you do not tune in to that personal melody, but rather just sing someone else’s song it is like tasting someone else’s saliva”  Rav Kloynomous Kalman Shapira-The Piatzner
Yartzeit-4th of Cheshvan this Shabbos
Rav Kloynomous Kalman Shapira-The Piacetzna Rebbe (1889-1943)- One of the greatest and most inspirational leaders of the Polish community during WWII. A scion of great Chasidic families including the Maor V’Shemesh, Reb Elimelech of Lizhensk and the Magid of Koshnitz, The Rebbe led one of the largest yeshivos between the two wars. His works Chovos Hatalmidim (a Students Obligation ) Hachsharat Avreichim (preparation of young men) became classic works on the his revolutionary and now standard way of educating young men and the development of each students personal path to greatness.
His family was killed during the war and he was interned in the Ghetto of Warsaw, where he continued to teach, study write and lead giving hope and faith to his many followers.  Within the Ghetto he wrote his personal moving diary and speeches that he gave in the darkest of times. After the uprising when he was being transferred to the concentration camps he buried in the wall in his home and it was eventually found after the war and published in Israel under the title Aish Kodesh- Holy fire. Although he was offered to leave and escape the concentration camp he remained there with his students until the very end. In November of 1943 the entire Trawniki camp was taken out to be shot and killed by the Nazi’s out of fear of an uprising.
Today there has be a rebirth of his teachings and even many synagogues that have sprung up from Beit Shemesh to New York to Baltimore and even a yeshiva in Norfolk, Virginia that is dedicated to his teachings and his path of inspiration. May his memory be blessed.
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(New exam this week these questions are from the most recent tour guide exam-let’s see how I do)
answer below at end of Email
Abed El Khader El Husseini was killed in the battle of
A.    Castel
B.     Latrun
C.     Shaar Hagai
D.    Nebi Samuel
(Each year we’ve focused on a different aspect of torah two years ago we did the gematria/remez of the week, the past year midrash. This year i decided to focus on the simple pshat/understanding-which of course is best understood with rashi who defines his classic commentary as “only coming to explain the simple understanding.-pshuto shel mikra- so this year, i hope to bring you each week a fascinating ….
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
The Torah tells us in this weeks portion of the command of Hashem to Noach to build the ark. “The end of all flesh has come before Me, the land is filled with robbery, and I will destroy them from the earth.” Hashem then tells Noach of his plan for the flood and how he should build the Ark. The Torah however also mentions the words “And I will establish my covenant with you and you shall enter the Ark” even prior to him entering the Ark. Rashi notes this and explains what type of covenant is necessary before him entering it. “Noah required a covenant that the fruits that he brought would not spoil and that the wicked of that generation should not kill him”.
The Brisker Rav notes a powerful lesson from this Rashi- That the fact that Noach was bringing wild animals into the Ark, lions tigers and bears and that he would be feeding them and taking care of them. For that he did not require any special protection or covenant. Animals are not so scary, perhaps if one is taking care of them. The wicked on the other hand are always a danger to the righteous. You can give them anything and everything, medical care, employment, electricity, education even their own land and they will still try to wipe out the righteous. This is as inevitable as fruits spoiling over time. (OK maybe I’m paraphrasing a bit here).
The Rav’s son Reb Dovid Solevetchik points out another important lesson here that the Midrash tells us here that the time when the wicked planned to kill Noach and his family and when Hashem promises him protection is when he is entering into the Ark. At that time the rain already had begun to fall. The end was near. One would think that the wicked would be more absorbed with trying to save themselves. Maybe building boats escaping to high places or evacuating the area. But that is not the way of the wicked. It is more important for them to destroy the righteous than even to save themselves.
May Hashem establish his covenant with us as well.
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-
Two years ago we did cool places in Israel, last year we did cool things to do in Israel, this year we will try to cover cool things that happened on this date in Israel.
Aliya of Rabbi Yehudah Hachasid – This Sunday is the date that the largest Aliya to Israel in the 17th and 18th Century took place. Rabbi Yehudah HaChasid one of the great leaders of Ashkenazic Jewry was born in 1660 11 years after the Chimlinzki Revolution which decimated the Jewish population of Europe. In 1697 he envisioned a return to Israel one of the first major ones in our then 1600 year exile in advent of Mashiach. He left with 31 families and as he made his way through Europe in what became a three year journey close to 1500 people joined him, seeing in him  the promise of redemption. Along the way many died and dropped out and when they arrived in Israel this week 315 years ago they doubled the entire Jewish population of Jerusalem. Tragically Rabbi Yehudah died three days after his arrival. However before he died, he and his followers purchased the land for the Churva Shul which they eventually built. However with his death the movement very shortly came to an end and many left and it fell apart. The Jews left many debts to the local Arabs behind and they were eventually thrown out and banned from living in Jerusalem until the mid 1800’s when it was rebuilt with the students of the Gaon of Vilna and the help of the Barons Rothchild and Montifiore. The Shul was destroyed in the war of independence and was rededicated finally a few years ago. Becoming the highest building in the Old city of Jerusalem that rises even above the Temple Mount and the Dome there. Which our cousins were not too happy about. Can’t wait to see how they will feel about the Beis HaMikdash.:)

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S OVERHEARD IN ISRAEL TERRORIST  JOKES OF THE WEEK

Whilst strolling round the Harbour this morning about 11 am., I noticed a terrorist slip from the dock and fall into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he'd surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.

Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? A: Dora the Exploder! 

 Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death. 

Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up? A: He wanted to go everywhere.

Q: What's the difference between a microwave and an Islamic extremist? A: A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off. 

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.  The bartender says hello Mr. President. 

I called up Bezek this week and told them that I was unhappy with their service and that I wanted to cancel. They said no problem and that they would send over a technician to disconnect me from them. I quickly backed off and told them it was alright and fine they didn't need to do that I promised to stay with them.

(The most recent terrorist attack in Jerusalem was commited by a Bezek employee)

I called Hot, the other Israeli phone company to connect with them. They told me their employee was on the way. Thank God that was two weeks ago and I quickly canceled that as well...

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Answer is A-I like to use the Yimach Shemo/may his name be erased for this enemy and murderer of Israel who the early Israeli army arranged a meeting with his Creator with in 1948 in the battle of Castel. All of the answers were places of fierce battles in the “war of the roads” to Jerusalem in the War of the Independence. As the Arabs sieged the old city of Jerusalem. The battle of Castel which turned hands back and forth between the Jews and the Arabs numerous times as they fought over this strategic overlook on the road to Jerusalem that would control passage to there. Husseini was killed as he tried taking the position. After he was killed the Arabs recaptured the Castel. The Israeli army retreating with the officers giving the famous orders that “the recruits should retreat and the officers will cover them”. Husseini was buried on Har HaBayit- the Temple Mount where his son the murderer Faisel the head of Fatah eventually joined him there in death. May all the enemies of Israel be thus reunited with their Creator.

Friday, October 9, 2015

A Science Lesson- Bereshis 5776/2015

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 9th 2015 -Volume 6, Issue 1 25th Tishrei 5776!
Parshat Bereshis
A Science Lesson
So there I sat by my tour oral guiding exam. It had been a long haul. Two years of classes 5 hours a week, 85 tours around the country and submitting 30-40 page reports after each one. I had already passed the three part written exam, with its 50 multiple choice questions-of really trivial information-( as readers of this weekly E-Mail who get passed the Dvar Torah and jokes to the question of the week know) and Part B and C having to on the spot write a two day itinerary for a random group, e.g. Protestants from airport to Jerusalem, Senior citizens in Golan, etc. All that remained was making it through the Oral exam. Only about 35% of our original tour guiding class had made it to this point. Of them another 15% has yet to successfully past this final hurdle to becoming a tour guide in Israel. I was nervous. It was the final stretch.

 A Tribunal consisting of three members of the Ministry of Tourism sat before me, as well as a representative from the Union of Tourism agents. It is known in Israel that the Ministry of Tourism might very well have achieved the honorary title of “most arrogant government agency”. There is much competition for this title and crown here in this country and is certainly no small accomplishment. They feel, perhaps rightfully so that they hold the keys to what is certainly one of the most important industries if not the second most important (after Hi Tech) in Israel. The Tour guides are the ambassadors to the world for our country. We can form and influence the impression the world will have of our country, hopefully and it is for that reason they claim they have to be very selective of who can have the honor of being that representative. Their job was to shake and rattle me and try to get under my skin and push my buttons to see how I would respond. As well as test my knowledge and make sure that I wouldn’t make up too many things J. My job was to prepare a sample itinerary for them, speak as if I was speaking in one of my tour sites on that itinerary for about 5 minutes or so until they cut me off and then to respond to the barrage of their questions on my site, my itinerary, and then anything they wanted to ask me about Israel for the next half hour. All the while smiling of course.

The first ten minutes or so went fine. They liked my description of Tel Dan and the stories I told even letting me speak pretty much until the end. The first couple of questions also were not too bad. They got me though on what is the name of the water source in ancient Be’er Sheva. I said I thought it was a nachal but forgot the name of which one. Duhhh…. I found at after it was Nachal Be’er Sheva. But then one of them got this wicked gleam in his eyes. I could tell he was out to get me.

“What type of rock do you find in the Golan?” He asked me. “Bazelet- Basalt” I responded. “And where does it come from?” he followed with. “Volcanos” I served right back to him. He then came out with the curve ball. But I figured it was coming as soon as he started tis line of questioning. “When would you say was the last volcano in Israel….?” Ba Dam Dam. Thank you. “ A few hundred thousand years ago” I responded quite innocently. That’s what he was waiting for. This was his play.

“What do you mean a few hundred thousand years ago?! Don’t you believe that the world is only 5773 years old (this was 3 years ago). What will you tell you religious tourists? How will you explain that.!”

All eyes were on me the other ministers awaited my response. This would be my moment of truth. I smiled sweetly at my Inquisitor.

“Well, first I would tell them that I am an Orthodox Rabbi. Everything that I say is under Rabbinic Supervision. No one is going to Hell today for heresy. I guarantee. That’s first of all.” They smiled at that, except for my interrogator that is, who grumbled.

“Secondly,” I continued, “I have a question for you. How old was Adam on the day that Hashem created him. Was he a baby in diapers? Was he a toddler?  A teen-ager? I imagine we would agree, that he was probably none of the above but rather he was a full formed strapping young man. I used to say late 20’s early 30’s now I think mid 40’s or so. You know, at the prime of life JJ. Meaning that we can agree that 5773 Hashem created a man that was already aged and formed. In the same way we believe that 5773 years ago Hashem created a world, and the beautiful Golan with its several hundred thousand year old volcanos and fascinating Basalt rocks.”
Home Run. And thus I became a tour guide. Don’t mess with a man who’s been doing outreach for years and who has had to field all these questions many times before.

The truth is though although I think in almost every portrayal I can think of, when one thinks about the Garden of Eden and this “perfect Man” awaking for the first time in this “perfect world, we have an image of …well I guess Paradise. After all that’s what is was wasn’t it? Lush green trees, streams flowing, birds chirping, animals grazing, roaming, bunny rabbits hopping around. Like one of those Disney imaginary worlds. A Kuna Matata. Yet if one looks in to the actual text of the Torah- which I highly recommend doing- it’s a new year, a fresh start- how about going through the text each week. If one goes through it then you see a whole different picture.

Chapter 2-“These are the products of the heaven and earth when they were created on the day that Hashem made the earth and heaven- Now any tree of the field was not yet on Earth nor any herb of the field had yet sprouted, for G-D had not sent rain upon the earth and there was no man to work the soil.”

The Torah than continues with the description of the Creation of Man and placing him into the Garden and then it tells us “And Hashem caused to grow from the ground every tree…”
If you follow the verses as do our sages and as Rashi notes as well. Adam was not born into that imaginary world. Adam was born and placed in a world that was not so perfect. It was in fact desolate. Probably looked a bit like Mars or a world after a nuclear bomb. Nothing was growing. “for there was no man to work the ground”. Now if you ask me this seems a bit strange. Wouldn’t it have been nice to be born in Paradise? I know Israeli restaurants that have a policy that they never have food ready before you order things. It needs to come fresh hot out of the oven. It can be the busiest season and the peak of the lunch hour but they will not make a pizza or even French fries until you get order it. I don’t get it. But here this is Hashem. He knows that He will be creating a Man in a few minutes. Why not give him the perfect world?

Rashi quotes our sages and says
“And why had He not yet sent rain? Because there was no man to “work the earth” and there was none to who could recognize the goodness of rains. And when Man came and realized that there was a necessity for them for the world, he prayed for them and and they came down and the trees and vegetation sprouted.”

Cool. Imagine that. Born into a world of desolation. Adam awakens. Being the bright young man that he is he realizes that this is not the way it is supposed to be. The world is not perfect. The world needs Tikun. The world needs Prayer. Hashem put me here for a purpose. To work the earth. But not necessarily to start digging and find some underground aquifers or invent drip irrigations to “make the desert flourish. Rather just to open up my lips and ask Hashem for the rain. For the blessing, for my salvation. The world was waiting for me to connect with my Creator. To raise it up to the heavens with my prayers and to bring heaven down to earth. These are the products of heaven and earth on the day that Hashem made them. He made a world that was waiting for man to be the bridge and bring it to its fulfillment.

I have tremendous respect for science. The Torah tell us that we are meant to delve into the secrets of the world and understand through them Hashem’s ways. Through our understanding of the universe, Hashem has directed us into uncovering incredible things, cures for diseases, technology, space travel, and all types of improvements to make life better for the world’s inhabitants. It’s why we were put here. Yet the prerequisite to all of it is to recognize that it all starts with Prayer. It all starts with our initial connection to Hashem. It has to start that way because there is a purpose to all of that Creation and that is not just to improve the world but to bring it closer to its Creator. To connect it to heaven. If it doesn’t start with prayer it will never end where it is meant to. It will stay down here on earth.

There is another idea as well that is so important and fundamental to us in this first lesson of Adam particularly in these trying times. Adam prayed and it rained. Prayer works. Hashem is listening. He may put us in a world that looks desolate and bare, that looks war-struck, god-less and empty. But life is right beneath the surface. It’s all ready to sprout forward. We just need to turn our eyes and hearts up to heaven. We know this. We’ve known this for 2000 years. We know this through out all the tragedies and suffering. It was the first science lesson we got. We, the Jewish people are meant to be the tour guides of the world in the Paradise that we are meant to create here. We were chosen to be the people to teach this lesson to the world. Our prayers are what is needed now for the salvation to sprout forward. May Hashem answer those prayers soon and bring an end to all the suffering and death with the redemption we are waiting for.

Have a magnificent Shabbos and a Chodesh Tov
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK

https://youtu.be/KHinSH8W9jc   –This year is the year of Hakhel check out this really adorable video and play.

https://youtu.be/Y18lS_ATRYQ – interesting short interview with State Department on why the US can bomb a hospital and kill innocent civilians and Israel cannot

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK
While in the states I picked up a great book with yiidsh quotes and wisdom and I have always wanted to teach my kids Yiddish so here we go each week another great proverb in yiddish maybe you guys will learn it too!!

“Hob nit kain moirch ven du host nit kain ander braireh..”-  Don’t be scared when you have no other choice

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
Another new feature of the week. Decided to feature not just a quote but a important Jewish personality whose yartzeit falls out each week
.“Love turns one person into two and two people into one.”  Don Yitzchak Abarbanel
Yartzeit-29th of Tishrei this Monday
Don Isaac Abarabanel (1437-1508)- Don Isaac Abravanel was one of the greatest Jewish statesmen who played an important part in European history. At the same time he was not merely a loyal and strictly religious Jew, but a great scholar, Bible commentator and philosopher. He was the last of the long line of great Jewish leaders and heroes of the Spanish Golden Age.

Isaac was born into a wealthy and learned family in Portugal. His father Judahwas state treasurer of Portugal, and a great favorite of Alfonso V, king of Portugal. Isaac received a thorough Jewish education, and took a keen interest in languages and philosophy. Later he succeeded his father in the service of the king.

In his greatness, Isaac never forgot his humble brethren. He used his vast wealth to support the needy. Thus, when Alfonso captured the town of Arzilla in Morocco, and there were two hundred and fifty Jews among the prisoners, Isaac Abravanel appointed twelve representatives to gather funds to redeem them, and he himself was the greatest donor. When they were redeemed, he supported them from his own means for about two years, until they learnt the language and could earn their own livelihood. Abravanel also used his great influence to better the position of his brethren in other lands.

Abravanel quietly obtained a position with a Jewish banking firm, and was glad to have time to pursue his studies and literary work. He continued his commentaries on the Bible which he had been forced to interrupt because of the pressure of state affairs. He wrote his commentaries on Joshua, Judges and Samuel, but when he began his commentaries on the book of Kings, the king of Spain summoned him to take over the state treasury. Ferdinand and Isabella of Spain knew that they could find no greater financial genius, and in the very same year when the notorious Torquemada became head of the Inquisition in Spain, Abarvanel officially became treasurer to the king and queen (two years before the expulsion of the Jews from Spain).
When that terrible decree of the expulsion of all Jews from Spain except those who would give up their faith, became known, Abravanel tried hard to avert the catastrophe. He begged of the king and queen to reconsider their cruel decree, and he offered a huge sum to the king's treasury. The king and queen turned considered his offer until Torqumeada the chief inquisitor came in and through his crucifix on the floor. Asking if they would abandon their “savior” once again like Judas for money. After which they quickly issued the decree of expulsion.
On the 9th of Av, 5252 (July 30, 1492), Abravanel and his family were on the march with the rest of their co-religionists. He describes the scene in the introduction to his works on the books of the prophets. The unfortunate refugees finally reached Naples in Italy. When Ferdinand learned that the Jews found a haven in Naples, he requested the king of Naples (also called Ferdinand) that he should not permit the refugees to. remain in his land. The young king of Naples, however, ignored the protest and demands of the cruel rulers of Spain. Moreover, he invited Abravanel to the royal house and appointed him as his adviser. Abravanel served both him and his son Alfonso II who succeeded to the throne in 1494. Unfortunately Naples was captured by King Charles of France in the following year, and King Alfonso II fled to Sicily. Abravanel accompanied his Majesty in exile, and continued to serve him with a fatherly devotion, until the exiled king died. Then Abravanel left for the island of Corfu in the Mediterranean.

Having lost all his wealth to the French conquerors, Abravanel suffered poverty and hardship. He moved to Monopoli, a town in the Kingdom of Naples, finally settling in Venice. Here it was not long before the rulers of Venice invited him to the council of state, and Abravanel became one of the leading statesmen of that Venetian Republic. Here in Venice Abravanel died in the year 5269, at the age of 71, deeply mourned by the Jewish and non-Jewish citizens of Venice. The leading rulers of Venice attended his funeral, and he was laid to rest in Padua.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(New exam this week these questions are from the most recent tour guide exam-let’s see how I do)
answer below at end of Email
“Altalena” is connected with
A.    Detention camp is Cyprus
B.     Illegal refugee boat that was sent away by the British
C.     A book written by Theodore Herzl
D.    Smuggling in of weapons by the Irgun (Etzel)

(Each year we’ve focused on a different aspect of torah two years ago we did the gematria/remez of the week, the past year midrash. This year i decided to focus on the simple pshat/understanding-which of course is best understood with rashi who defines his classic commentary as “only coming to explain the simple understanding.-pshuto shel mikra- so this year, i hope to bring you each week a fascinating ….
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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
First Rashi of the Torah interesting enough doesn’t seem like a simple understanding of the Pshat. RAshi quotes a Midrash.
Rabbi Yitzchak says the Torah did not need to start seemingly from the commandment of the New Month (in the book of Shemos/Exodus) the first mitzva (before the phascal lamb) the Jewish people were commanded with and why did it start from “The beginning” ? Rashi explains that this is to be able to have a response in the nations of the world accuse of stealing/occupying their land. We can tell them that the entire world belongs to Hashem and he gave it to them and then took it from them and gave it to us.
Seemingly for a commentary like Rashi that suggests his entire commentary is only for the simple understanding his start with a Midrash seems like a deviation.
The Be’er Mayim Chayim relates that Rashi wanted to give honor to his father, whose name was Yitzchak (Rashi- is an acronym of Reb Shlomo Ben Yitzchak”) and he therefore began with this Midrash of a question his father had asked him. The Maharal in Gur Aryeh suggests an even deeper concept that Rashi in his first commentary is coming to explain the simple understanding of what this Book called Torah- which seemingly means instructions is all about. Ostensibly it should just list and begin with commandments. Therefore Rashi feels the need to explain that the narratives of the Book of Bereishis are there to let us understand that the majority of mitzvos are meant to be fulfilled in Eretz Yisrael. It’s not merely a book of commandments and life instructions, it is a Divine mandate to conquer the land, dwell in it and fulfill the mitzvos here. Therefore Rashi explains it is necessary to start from “The Beginning” in order to understand Hashem created the world for this purpose to give us the land and fulfill his commandments
Additionally, it would seem that our job is to tell that to the “nations of the world”. Next Bibi UN speech. Hashem created the world and took the land from you and gave it to us”- I can hear it right now. Can’t you?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-
Two years ago we did cool places in Israel, last year we did cool things to do in Israel, this year we will try to cover cool things that happened on this date in Israel.
Escape from Atlit – This Shabbos marks 60 years for the Palmach breakout of the “illegal refugees from the detention camp the British had set up in pre-State of Israel Palestine. The background and incredible story of the breakout is as follows. Following the various arab pogroms against the Jews in the late 20’s and early 30’s the British response was to limit Jewish immigration to Palestine. After World War II thousands of immigrants began to smuggle into Israel in operations led by the Hagana- the predecessor to the IDF. The British captured and detained many of these Holocaust survivors and kept them in a camp on the northern Coast of Israel, from where many of them were sent back to Cyprus and other countries. On October 9th 1945  (Jewish date of 2nd of Cheshvan) a group of Palmach units that had smuggled into the camp disguised as Hebrew teachers led by Nachum Sarig and Yitzchak Rabin. Overpowered the guards on the watchtowers and smuggled 208 refugees out and up to the Carmel Mountain range to Beit Oren. Unfortunatly the refugees had many children and suitcases with their memorabilia from Europe that slowed them down and that they would not agree to part with. As the sun rose the British converged upon them. All seemed lost until…. They were greeted by thousands of members of the various Jewish settlements who quickly exchanged clothing with them and mingled up amongst them so that the British could not identify who was who. Eventually after 2 hours the British gave up and the refugees were able to remain in Israel.

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S OVERHEARD IN ISRAEL MORBID TERRORIST  JOKES OF THE WEEK
 “I heard that tomato prices went down this week. But the prices for knives went up…whatever you do , you can’t make a salad in this country…”

After receiving terrorist updates every five minutes on my whatsapp group –someone posted- I think we should add Bibi to the group so that he knows what’s going on in the country.

4 terrorists in a car and it falls of a cliff, why is this sad? Because there was room for one more.

What is one terrorist in the sea? Pollution What is all the terrorists in the sea? Solution

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Answer is D-This is a pretty easy question I thought as the story of the Alatalena is one of the most tragic in out early States history. The story is about the forming of the Israeli Army from the forces of the Irgun and the Hagana led respectively by Menachem Begin and Ben Gurion. Ben Gurion being the accepted world leader of the fledgeling Zionist State to be felt strongly that there could only be one army and on leader and that the more radical Irgun had to get on board and join the Hagana. Begin agreed fundamentally however as there were separate fighting units and years of strong ideological and operational differences he wanted “his guys” who were fighting ont heir own to be able to have their own weapons. As these discussions were going on a cargo ship called Altalena that had been smuggling in our arms for Begin was stopped by BG. At the Kfar Vitkin coast, they were ordered to disembark and hand over the weapons by BG under threat that if they did not do so in 10 minutes he would give the order to open fire. Begin refused and sure enough the order was given. Many of the soldiers refused to shoot their fellow Jews. Yitzchak Rabin led the forces that did.and at the end  19 soldiers died. 16 from the Irgun. This pretty much brought to an end their fighting and the Irgun joined the Hagana, forming the IDF today.
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