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Thursday, May 14, 2020

Shabbos Riddles- Parshat Behar- Bechukosai 2020 / 5780


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
May 15th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 30 21st Iyar 5780

Parshat Behar / Bechukosai

Shabbos Riddles

Let's start with a riddle this week. What is one thing Hashem can't do? Now I'm not talking about the tired-old bored-yeshivish-pseudo-philosopher thing about whether He can create a rock that He can't lift. You know that paradox thing that those atheists try to throw at you to stump you. If He can't lift it then He can't do everything- and if He can't create it then He also can't do everything. I think that actually the Rambam discusses that long before Thomas Aquinas did. That's not what I'm referring to. That one is simple. Of course Hashem can create a rock that He can't lift.  But the cool thing about being Hashem is that He could even lift rocks that He can't lift. Wrap your brain around that one a bit. It usually sends them away scratching their heads.

No, I'm talking about mitzvos. What mitzva is impossible for Hashem to do? See Chazal- our sages tell us that Hashem is not like a flesh and blood king who gives out decrees and doesn't keep them. Hashem as well fulfills and binds Himself to the Torah in some spiritual capacity. The midrash is on the verse in tehillim that we say in our morning davening.

Shemos Rabba (30:9) Magid devaaro l'yaakov chukuv umishpatuv l'yisrael- He tells His words to Yaakov, His statutes and His ordinances to Israel.”

 On this verse, the Midrash comments: “There are those who give commands to others to fulfill, but do not fulfill them themselves. However, what G‑d commands to others He fulfils Himself, as the verse declares: “He tells His words to Yaakov, His statutes and His ordinances.

The "His", the medrash is telling us, is that the mitzvos He is giving us are the ones that He is fulfilling as well. The Talmud mentions that Hashem even has a pair of teffilin, he observes the holidays, give charity, keeps vows. Even on some type of spiritual way honors Father and Mother (ponder that…). But there's one mitzva that Hashem can't keep. It's the mitzva I've been spending a lot of time thinking about. Because pretty much it's all I've got on my hands these days.

See pre-Corona my erev Shabboses were pretty hectic. Many times I had a tour. I'm writing or finishing up my E-Mail to you guys. I've got my sermons to prepare for Shul (3 of them!). That's besides bringing the chulent over to Shul and many times hand-grating the potatoes for the kugel. My mother taught me that it just doesn't taste the same out of the food processors. My wife agrees, but doesn't feel it's worth the extra effort. I'm much frummer about that than her. Then of course I've got to shower, change, trim, take-out garbage… It's rush rush rush and we're always racing the clock. It doesn't make a difference when Shabbos starts.

But do I really need to be so rushed? Technically Shabbos our day of rest should start with nightfall not by sunset or candle-lighting time. That would buy me of course some extra needed time, although I would probably still be busy till the last minute. But we begin Shabbos, as we do all holidays, from sunset. The reason is because we don't know exactly when the moment of nightfall is. We have a period of time called bein hashemashos or twilight that's in doubt if its day or night. So therefore, to be safe, we begin our Shabbos early at sunset. 

Rav Charlap in his classic work Mei Merom notes that this ability to take a regular Friday afternoon before nightfall and turn it into the holiest day of the week- Shabbos, is something that only we Jewish mortals can do. For  unlike Hashem we are the only ones for whom it is possible the concept of doubt. Hashem knows exactly when it is night. The second He "rests" is when the 6th day of the week is over and the 7th day begins. Rashi even notes this on the first Friday of Creation from the verse we recite each Friday night in Kiddush. The pasuk strangely says that Hashem finished his work on the 7th day. But wait a minute isn't that Shabbos already? I thought he finished on Friday- the 6th day.  He thus notes in the name of our good friend from this past week the Rabbi of Shabbos-Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai

Vayichal Hashem Bayom Hashevi'-And on the seventh day Hashem finished — R. Shimon says: A person who cannot know exactly his times and moments needs to add from the week-day and observe it as the holy day (Shabbos), but Hakadosh Baruch Hu , who knows His times and moments, began it (the seventh day) to a very hair’s breadth (with extreme exactness) and it therefore appeared as though He had completed His work on that very day.

This mitzva of taking something entirely mundane  like a regular weekday and infusing it with the holiness of Shabbos is the essence of our role in this world. It's why Shabbos and its observance is so critical to our identity of being Jewish. We are called Shomer Shabbos. It is who we are. It's what we are meant to accomplish in everything we do in this world. Something, that even Hashem who does not have this element of doubt, can't accomplish without us. It's why Shabbos is our covenant between us and Hashem. Hashem is the one who sanctifies Shabbos, but we are the ones that sanctify Erev Shabbos.

Rebbi Shimon recognized this perhaps, on that erev Shabbos when he came out of the cave. It was on erev Shabbos when he saw the man running with the myrtle branches to honor Shabbos. It was then that nisyashva da'ato- his previous troubled state of perceiving the dilemma of man being solely involved in chayei sha'ah- a fleeting life was finally put to rest. For Rebbi Shimon understood that it was precisely because we were involved and connected to this world that we had the power to elevate and to bring it to a state of Shabbos. Perhaps this explains the custom why many Sefardim recite the song of Bar Yochai every Friday evening. For it is his day and his light that revealed this to us.

Reb Moshe Feinstien notes in this week's Torah portion another riddle. What pasuk do we find in this week's Torah portion that we have heard exactly before- besides the usual "va'yidaber Hashem el Moshe leimor- and Hashem spoke to Moshe saying"-s? There are not too many verses where the identical pasuk is written twice in the Torah in two distinct places. I'll wait for you to take out a chumash and find them… Ok got it? That's right the last pasuk in parshat Behar. The other one was two weeks ago in Kedoshim.

Vayikra (26:2) or (19:30) Es shabsosai tishmoru umikdashi tira'u ani Hashem- You shall observe my Shabboses and have awe of my Mikdash; I am Hashem.

The question he asks is why does the Torah need to tell us this mitzva a second time. We know we need to observe Shabbos and honor Hashem's house- his Temple. Rashi notes that the positioning of this mitzva is specifically over here where it discusses the laws of someone who is sold as a slave to a non-Jew. One might think that since his owner doesn't observe Shabbos he doesn't have to anymore. Thus it repeats that mitzva here. It's a bit of a strange "hava amina"- initial assumption. Hey, just because you work for goyim doesn't make you one?  And that really still doesn't answer what the Mikdash has to do with all of this.

Rav Moshe thus suggests an incredible and oh-so timely insight. He notes that this repeated prohibition is to teach a Jew who lives and works for his non-Jewish owner that he shouldn't think that we worship our God like they worship theirs. By the Goyim it's all about the temple. Do you go to Church or Temple or your local mosque or ashram. It's all about the services you attend. Judaism is all about Shabbos. Even more than about Shabbos, it's about us elevating the world that is symbolized in our Shabbos observance. In the prophetic words of Reb Moshe

"Our main work is in our homes, in the market, in how we eat, how we do business and how we work. We were never even explicitly commanded on synagogues in the Torah.  And even the Beit Hamikdash that we were commanded on it is close to 1900 years that we are living without the Temple and we are still considered Kosher Jews."

We can be Jews without our shuls, but a mikdash and a shul without the holiness of the Shabbos that we bring to it- the words of the great Reb Moshe "ain't worth anything". The Torah is thus telling us, that yes, shuls and My Temple are awesome and you should fear them… But realize that comes after you appreciate that you have Shabbos. You have a world outside of shul outside of my Temple that you can sanctify. That you have to make holy.

These past few months my Erev Shabbos experience has changed. The house is ready. I'm ready. No speeches to prepare. No chulent to shlep. I've even started saying my Shir Hashirim- love song to Hashem which is a custom that I once had before my life got hectic to welcome in Shabbos and to sanctify my Fridays. It's awesome. But it's not only Shabbos. The past few months we have all spent more times in our homes than ever before. The learning that is going on in our homes, the spiritual discussions, the family time that we are engaging iand focusing on our relationships. The Temple is in our own homes where it is meant to be. We are bringing holiness to the mundane. Making the chol- kodesh. It is what Hashem is counting on us to do for Him.

My son's Rosh Yeshiva Rav Ariav Oizer responded to someone who asked him why he was not yet opening up his yeshiva yet while many other Batei Midrash are already opened. He responded brilliantly, that to shut a yeshiva down and stop all of the Torah learning that would be studied there, is an extremely difficult and heart-wrenching decision. But it is even harder decision to shut down and close up the 100's of "branches" of our yeshiva that have opened up all over the country the past two and a half months in each and every talmid/students home where they are currently studying in order to return to the one yeshiva in Jerusalem. Our homes have become yeshivos.

Hashem has given all of us this time to find our inner Shabbos. to take our Judaism out of our shuls out of our Temples out of our batei medrash and bring them into our  families, into our home and our workplace-which for many is now just down the hallway on the door on the left from one another. It's all smushed together. It's all one. But that's what it was always supposed to be. In the merit of us fulfilling this job the way it should, Hashem should merit us to soon fulfil the end of the verse-u'mikdashai tira'u. may we see that Temple soon rebuilt.

Have a holy Erev Shabbos and Divine Shabbos
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Der mentsh fort un Got halt di laitses.!"- Man rides, but God holds the reins.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
27) Palyam is:
A.    The military sea force of the Palmach
  1. The Jerusalem companies (plugot) of the Irgun (Etzel)
  2. The name of an illegal immigrant ship
  3. Lehi (F.F.I.) companies involved in bringing illegal immigrants to Israel

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

If you haven't heard it yet.. it's one of my best yet!!

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai – In honor of Lag Ba'Omer my latest composition and release!! Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai Omer… One of my most magnificent compositions with vocals and arrangements by the extraordinarily hartzig talented awesome Dovid Lowy- (non-acapella)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0wLky40mhA- Wow a great old Megama classic sung by the son of the great Moshe Yess- Tali… definitely his father's son.. hope more of these

https://youtu.be/Ry-IkjyXPs8  Lenny Solomon of Shlock Rock the Lockdown video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktg070nrmYoNew MBD composition and song Dai!

https://youtu.be/aaDg2QbW6IE – Another awesome NEW Aharon Razel Lag Ba'omer song


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Behar Bechukosai-V'shavsa ha'aretz- Shemitta and Yovel- Biblical today? The concept of Shabbos is not only a weekly event and it's not only a human event. The Torah tells us in our parsha that the land of Israel also deserves some rest. In fact it gets a whole year of rest. Every half century on the 50th year it gets itself two years; the year of shemitta and the additional Jubilee year of Yovel. Now interestingly enough these laws being biblically relevant are predicated on the law of the Jewish people living in the land of Israel. Which the Talmud seems to note is when the majority of the Jewish people are living here. That hasn't happened since the destruction of the first temple over 2400 years ago. Meaning during the 2nd Temple mind-bogglingly enough most Jews were very comfortable living in America I mean Bavel. They never even saw the second Beit Hamikdash throughout the entire 400 years it sat in Yerushalayim. They had better Pizza shops in Bavel I guess. So all of these laws have been rabbinical in nature. Until possibly now.

See we have pretty much reached a point when the majority of the Jewish people are living in Israel. Today there are about 6.7 million Jews here. Now although the last census that I could find of American Jewry as high as about 7.5 million. But with an intermarriage rate of minimally 45% for the past 30 years and as high as 70% in the last 10 years the amount of those people being counted as being halachic Jews (as traditional Torah Judaism only recognizes matriarchal descent and conversions done by a Jewish court that requires the acceptance of all of the mitzvos) is probably at best half of that number. The rest of the world total has about a million Jews that can probably be discounted by about at least 30 percent. So if the total world outside of Israel is estimated to be about 8.5 million people and at least 2 million of those are not halachic Jews we have finally arrived at the moment perhaps when by the next shemitta comes around in two years from now in 5782 or 2021-2022 it will be biblical.

Now for the yovel year we have a question as to when that will fall out. See because Shemitta we always kept track of because it's laws were still binding by rabbinic law, although there were loopholes such as the prozbol that allowed one to get out of nullifying one's debts and the selling of the land of Israel that were instituted that seemingly would not be able be put into use if we achieved that point already of the return to biblical shemitta. But the Yovel required a full Sanhedrin to declare it thus and there were no rabbinic laws that were established for its observance from the times of the destruction of the first Temple. So the calculation got lost. That being said the Chasam Sofer calculates that actually the upcoming shemitta would be the 49th and thus the following year would be the yovel. The Rambam has a calculation as well that would put it in about 30 years from now though.

Now there are certainly halachic authorities that suggest that the majority of Jews living in Israel is not sufficient we have to have representatives of each tribe living in their actual biblical tribal portion for it to be a biblical obligation. But there are certainly those that disagree namely the Chazon Ish. Now this would be true for the laws of terumot and maasrot for sure. Yovel though it would seem would not begin until each tribe is living in their portion as well we would need the Sanhedrin so it certainly would not begin before Mashiach. That puts shemitta in the middle on one hand it is connected to yovel so it may not become biblical until yovel is. On the other hand we have rabbinic laws of shemitta as we do of terumot and maasrot so perhaps when they become biblical when most Jews are here then the shemitta will be as well.

One last interesting factor is that although I said the Jewish population is officially 14 million. There may be and probably are millions and millions more of people identifying as non-jews that are in fact Jewish. Meaning if during the holocaust or during the Spanish inquisition or in Russia Jewish women renounced their Judaism for whatever reasons even if they converted out. They still would be considered halachically Jewish as would their daughters and sons and then those daughters and their sons for centuries. We have certainly lost more Jews as a result of assimilation than from persecution. So there are certainly millions more out there that might jack up the numbers a lot and then there wouldn't be a majority of Jews in Israel. Whether these Jews that have disappeared is also a question that would impact our count. Regardless this is certainly a fascinating discussion and if you have time on your hand during this isolation we are in feel free to research and send me your findings. I would love to see them

Oh and by the way in a nutshell the laws of shemitta is that one cannot plant, grow, or harvest his own field during the year. As well he must leave it open for anyone to take anything. It is a statement that Hashem is the owner of our fields. Just as on Shabbos we stop our work and make the statement that Hashem is the owner of the world. There is an additional law that all debts are canceled in the year of shemitta. You're off the hook. The yovel year is all of that but also all home and property sales go back to their ancestral heritage and biblical portions. All slaves are set free. In the words that were written on the liberty bell "Liberty shall be proclaimed to the land". May we see the geula shlaima with all Jews back here soon!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The battle of Even Ezer -831 BC – Shmuel's prophecy about the punishment to be inflicted upon the family of Shmuel wasn't long in coming. Our old archenemies from the book of Judges, the Plishtim were back and this time with a vengeance penetrating deep into Israel and camping in Afek. Today the archeological park of Afek or Antipatrus can be visited and is a national park. It is in between Petach Tikva and Rosh Ha'Ayin where the Yarkon river begins. It was an essential crossroads as this was the non-hilly path that led into the Shomron from the coastline. Remains have been found there from ancient Egyptians and Canaani periods as well as our period of Shmuel. Later on in the Roman period Herod built a huge fortress here and named it after his father AntiPatrus or Antipater in English. So that's where the Plishtim camped.

The Jews on the other hand camped in a place called Even Ha'zer. That site as well can be visited today although it is not a nature reserve park. Located in the forest of Rosh Ha'ayin there is a place called Izbat Tzarata not far from Kfar Kassem. It was a small village where the local farmers stored their crops. They uncovered many of the 4 room houses that were typical for that period there as well as an ostracon (pottery shard with writing) with the entire Aleph Beit in ancient Hebrew prior to our current ksav ashuris which was established after the Babylonian exile.

So now we have the locals now for the story. The Plishtim come and attack the Jews and wipe out 4000 of them. The Jews are terrified and they attribute their loss to the fact they didn't have the Aron/Ark of the covenant with them. The Aron had been based in Shiloh and had pretty much never been brought out for battle since the times of Yehoshua when it was used by Hashem's command to surround the city and the walls fell down. The difference was the win wasn't because of the Aron it was because Hashem had promised them they would win and they turned their hearts to Hashem in prayer. It wasn't a magical charm. And they learned that lesson the hard way.

So they sent back to Shiloh. Chofni and Pinchas Eli's sons brought the Ark and the Jews with their new founded false faith felt that the time was here. They blew the shofar and the Plishtim heard and they got scared. But then they marshalled their inner strength and fought like never before. And much to their surprise they won. They slaughtered 30,000 of the Jews including the sons of Eli and they captured the Aron and brought it back to Ashdod their Philistine city. Shaul Hamelech according to the midrash grabbed the luchos out of the hand of the Plishti general (It was Golyas/ Goliath) and ran with them back to Shilo to Eli. When Eli heard the bad news he fell backward and died. As well his daughter-in-law, Pinchas's wife, died in childbirth of her son whom she called Ichabod- a conjunction of two words ee- and kavod- the honor is gone. Thus ends the tragic story of Eli.

This is obviously the key story to tell over when one visits in Tel Shiloh the place where the Mishkan rested. The Plishtim destroyed the city after that attack and the Mishkan was then moved to the city of Nov where it rested for 13 years. The location of the city of Nov is still a mystery we will discuss it more as we continue in Shmuel with the famous story of Dovid and Shaul that took place there.



RABBI SCHWARTZ’S AND EVEN MORE TERRIBLE CORONA JOKES  OF THE WEEK

FUNNIEST MEME's of the WEEK

Just when you think it can't get any worse…what if these killer hornets are attracted to hand sanitizer.

My friend told me that his refrigerator last week had 7458 views!

I miss people, places and things… So essentially I miss nouns.

Just went to the men's Mikva on Zoom…. Never again…

The fitness clubs are finally open… Thank God I was wondering when I would be able to go there and cancel my membership.

Mommy when will we go on our annual camping trip by the beach and sleep in the tent and swim? This year there is no camping trip honey, when we go to the beach Mommy will be wearing the tent

I hope at the end of the year all the teachers will raise money to buy a gift for the parents

What's made of a leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe…. Oyy…

We're allowed back to work but remember for it to work you have to avoid
MEN
Mouth
Eyes
Nose
Instead follow WOMEN
Wash your hands
Obey social distancing
Mask up
Exercise and eat well
No unnecessary traveling

Telling your luggage there will be no vacation to Israel this year will be the hardest. Emotional baggage they say is the worst…

Maybe murder hornets are  just regular hornets that have been quarantined with their kid hornets for 2 months and suddenly are feeling like biting off heads of everybody and stabbing things.

Now that all the gyms are closed for the past two months shidduchim are all about personality.

My wife likes to keep the mystery in our relationship for example, I never know what's going to come today from Amazon.

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Answer is A–  Shmeezy this one was a giveaway. I think. Pal Yam was the navy/ sea forces of the Palmach in pre-State Israel. They were involved with a lot of the illegal immigration to Israel back then and attacks on British ships.  so the score now is Schwartz 18 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. Let's keep this well needed streak going!



Friday, May 8, 2020

Cave-Men- Parshat Emor / Lag Ba'Omer 5780 / 2020


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
May 8th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 29 7th Iyar 5780

Parshat Emor / Lag Ba'Omer

Cave-Men

I'm sick of writing about Corona- excuse the pun. It's enough already. We have heard all the insights. We have done all the introspection. It's time for something new. How about a tour? Would you believe that I'm available? I'll even give you a discount. Let's get our minds off of this whole thing. It's Lag Ba'Omer this week. The day that we celebrate the Torah of Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai buried in Meron. Unfortunately, this year it's all closed up so I can't really take you there. But in preparation for that, check out my link below for my pictorial Mishpacha off-the beaten-track tour below. Then of course write them lots of letters to the editor telling them how much you enjoy my columns. It's the least you can do right?

So I can't take you to Meron. But a good tour guide always has a back-up plan. How about a little drive not too far away to the village of Peki'in. There in this Druze village, which incidentally has the longest consecutive Jewish presence for over 2000 years- {Not Jerusalem by the way which we were forced to abandon after the Bar Kochva revolt-} is the proud location of the famous cave where Rebbi Shimon and his son Rebbi Eliezer hid for 12+1 years. They were quarantined if you will. So don't complain about 2 months, try 13 years…
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The famous story goes, there were three Rabbis sitting in the mishnaic coffee room one day talking around the water cooler. Rebbi Yehuda bar Ilai suggested that the Romans were good for the country. It had been some time since the Temple was destroyed already and now the Romans in charge of Israel were fixing up the country. They were improving the failing infrastructure of the roads, the economy and markets were flourishing with all the new jobs they had created. They were making Israel great again after almost a century of depression and economic downturn. Rebbi Yosi, who was sitting there, decided that it was wise to just be quiet. You'd never find him on facebook or blogs commenting. He had a Kosher phone. Rebbi Shimon was never one to stay quiet though. He was an anti-Romer. Whatever they did was just to make themselves wealthy. They probably have some hidden investments in the road companies and malls they were opening. Forget about all the shmutz in their personal lives that filled the tabloids that they were now going to be infecting everyone with. They were a spiritual plague and they should be eradicated. In the words of Tevye- Hashem should keep them far far away from us.

Now as we know Big Roman Brother is always watching. And there was a snitch, Yehuda Ben Gerim, and he told the Romans. The Roman response was to promote Rebbi Yehudah to be the speaker of the Jews. He was on their team. Rebbi Yosi was put under administrative supervision down in the city of  Tzippori and Reb Shimon and his son Reb Eliezer fled over here to Peki'in to hide in this cave. They buried themselves up to their necks and drank from the spring that was there (it's still there in Peki'in although not by the cave, because of earthquakes it got shifted down the mountain) and he ate from the carob tree that was there. I don't know what was the worst part about the whole thing but I think it was eating carobs all day…

12 years were up and he came out and according to the gemara he saw someone running to work. He got so incensed that one would waste the precious time that we were given in this world on the mundane ho-hum of making a living that he pretty much fried the guy. Hashem sent him back to the cave for another year and after the next year he was allowed out to rejoin the society. By the way according to the Aruch Hashulchan, the day he came out of the cave was on Lag Ba'Omer; the 33rd day of the counting of the Omer. Oh and by the way this story can be found in tractate Shabbos on page 33. Oh and one last thing, since the beginning of the Talmud in tractate Brachos until this story of Rebbi Shimon on page 33 of Shabbos can you guess how many times Rebbi Shimon says a law? You got it… 33. You gotta admit that's pretty cool. But you see that's just the first part of it.

See, there is another story about how Rebbi Shimon made the pretty bold claim that if the whole world was found to be guilty in heavenly judgement and deserving of punishment, he and his son could just get on the other side of the scale and weigh it down to the side of mercy. And even if his son was on the wrong side, he alone had the heavenly power to free us all of punishment. The Maharsha suggests it is because of the suffering he had in the cave. I had a "friend" of mine that told me recently it wasn't that he was just cooped up in the cave. He was stuck there with his kid… I didn't understand what he was talking about…

But to be brutally honest, which I generally try to be- but the longer I am in lockdown here I'm find is becoming easier and easier, I never really got this idea. I don't know about you, but I never bought the concept that someone else's suffering has the power to alleviate me of my sins. Maybe it's all those years I spent knocking Christianity's ridiculous claims. Although it is true that they got most of their ideas from us. But I just felt there has to be something deeper in this idea and statement of Rebbi Shimon. And being that he was someone that always spoke the truth- Roman chips fall where they may, I guess perhaps my pursuit of the truth or at least a deeper understanding of this story, gave me a little bit of extra divine help to find an incredibly powerful and deep idea that I recently shared with my tourists- you guys today, when I visit that cave of his in Peki'in.

It was about two years ago on Lag Ba'Omer when I was heading up to Meron and I saw this small flyer that had some ideas and Torah about Rebbi Shimon. I've since lost that flyer and no idea where it came from. I generally don't read these things. But there on the bus, stuck in traffic, I leafed through it and boom it was a revelation. Recently I've tracked down some of the ideas and sources so I'll share with you what I've got.

Besides Lag Ba'Omer there is another day that has become popular in to visit the grave of Rebbi Shimon. That day is the 7th of Adar the day of the passing of Moshe Rabbeinu. The Ari'Zl tells us that Rebbi Shimon possessed the completion of the soul of Moshe. Whereas Moshe revealed the written and oral Torah to the Jewish people, Rebbi Shimon revealed the hidden secrets of the Torah; the kabbalah. As well just as Moshe had to flee for his life from the Egyptians after being snitched on by a fellow Jew, so did Rebbi Shimon. The Chasam Sofer even points out that Lag Ba'Omer (without the vav in omer) is the same gematria as Moshe. Oh and one last thing… Rebbi Shimon's claim and power to get forgiveness for all of the Jewish people being obligated… remember how after the golden calf Moshe did the same thing?

Now do you know how Moshe was so confident that he would be able to get forever forgiveness for the Jewish people? He asked Hashem to reveal His face to him with that revelation he knew he would always be able to turn the tide of harsh judgement for us. What's the secret? What can we say or do to be able to stop this global punishment? Hashem put him in a cave and he revealed to him what we are familiar with as the 13 attributes/ middos of Hashem.  Remember "Who knows Thirteen" by your Pesach Seder. If we attach ourselves to Hashem and imitate His ways then we will be forgiven. Hmmm the number 13 and cave sounds familiar? Haven't we heard it before? That's right ladies and gentleman Rebbi Shimon was in the cave for 13 years.

The Livnas Sapir, from Reb Dovid the son of the famous 13the century Rebbi Yehudah Hachasid, ups this idea a notch as he brings from the Zohar that the cave that Rebbi Shimon was holed in was in fact the same cave that Moshe received the 13 middos in. (Yes, I know that Moshe was outside of Israel and Reb Shimon was here- but Hashem could move these things around. He was in the cave for 13 years because each year he learned another one of those Middos of Hashem. Once he had these in his back pocket he was able to return to the world and could then, just as Moshe, find the path to forgiveness for everyone.

The number 13 finds itself in other areas as well. Each morning when we recite the first part of davening of the korbanos sacrifices. And for those of you that have never had time to say it in Shul and thought that davening starts with Baruch She'amar or Hodu- these are the pages after brachos before pesukei di'zimra. You don't have shul anymore so it wouldn't hurt to start saying it. Those prayers conclude with the 13 different methods of logic from which the Torah is derived. Again the sefarim tell us that each one of those methods correspond to each of the 13 attributes of mercy. Remember how Rebbi Shimon left after 12 years and got all upset about the man that was so busy with this world and missing out on the real important spiritual world? Well the last of the 13 attributes that Rebbi Shimon hadn't learned is

"And if there are two verses that contradict each other one must look at the third verse to reconcile the two"

Rebbi Shimon saw a contradiction how can we live a physical existence and at the same time strive for the spiritual. It didn't make sense. In fact there is a Talmud in Brachos (and a great new song I composed down below to its words) that tells us Rebbi Shimon says if a man is busy plowing, planting, reaping, winnowing what will become of the Torah? The man becomes burnt up from this fire of spirituality emanating from Rebbi Shimon. It's kind of like the bright light that came out of Moshe when he came down from talking to Hashem that he had to hide. (The rays of light by the way were called hod-and lag ba'omer is hod she'bhod- but we'll leave that for now). So Hashem sends him back to learn that last attribute. To resolve the contradiction. It's the last attribute of mercy. It is v'nakeh- and I will cleanse you of all sin.

The story concludes with Rebbi Shimon coming out and seeing a Jew running with two myrtle branches. Perhaps not far from this cave we are standing in front of. He asks him where he is running and what they are for and the man responds it is for Shabbos. One is for the positive mitzva to remember Shabbos and one for the negative commandments to watch and not violate Shabbos. Rebbi Shimon then blesses him. Rebbi Shimon comes out to a world preparing for Shabbos.

The Zohar tells us that Rebbi Shimon is very connected to Shabbos. The mitzva of Shabbos is used as the introduction for all of the holidays in this week's Torah portion (I just had to sneak that traditional phrase into this week's Email-and you thought I forgot). This is despite the fact that it is not technically a holiday. The reason for this because Shabbos is the source for all of the holiness in the world. On Shabbos we are a bit like Rebbi Shimon in his cave. No work, no worries, food from Hashem, basking in spirituality, Torah and our family. We are meant to draw that holiness to the rest of the world. Shabbos is the gift of Moshe we recite in our Shabbos davening. And we take that holiness and bring it into the week by preparing for it with love. Rebbi Shimon saw this on the Lag Ba'Omer he came out and he recognized the holy spark in each Jew can become the holy of holies in this physical mundane world if we have the Shabbos to reignite that spark. It resolved the contradiction between the two worlds. Shabbos is the day of the root tashuv- return. We come back to our source. We return to our Father.

The redemption will come Rebbi Shimon teaches us when the Jewish people will observe two Shabbosos we will be redeemed. In other places it says that if we observe one Shabbos it will be enough. I saw once suggested that Rebbi Shimon wasn't arguing he was discussing the two aspects of one Shabbos. The two myrtles. The Shabbos of zachor-always remembering and enjoying the Shabbos and celebrating our holy day and the Shabbos of shamor- removing ourselves from the outside world that pulls, draws and tempts to define us. Become Shabbos yiddin. Become students of Rebbi Shimon. The past two months all of our Shabbosos have been different. We are not in Shul. We don't have our friends. We don't have the Rebbetzin's Chulent Kiddush (ya thought I wouldn't get that in as well didn't you?). It's been more sublime. I don't think anyone is defining themselves anymore by the outside world. We have become Rebbi Shimons Cave students. May Hashem let us out of our caves by this Lag Ba'Omer as he did to our Rebbi. And may we finally bask in that holy light we have been longing for so long.

Have a doubly holy Shabbos and an amazing Lag Ba'Omer
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Hit zikh, du host zikh shoyn eyn mol opgebrit!"- Be careful, you got burned once already!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
26) A Roman triumphal arch can be seen in:
A.    Caesarea
  1. Yodfat
  2. Jerusalem
  3. Beit Guvrin

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/ppovWxuFfTw   - Totally awesome Od Yeshvu Malchus choir Acapella porch minyan Corona version… Gives the song a whole new meaning…

https://vimeo.com/413256679If you have time (and who doesn't?) and want to see an awesome video this is a special video of a collection of never before seen footage of tens of gedolim/ great Jewish Rabbis from the last 100 years..

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai – In honor of Lag Ba'Omer my latest composition and release!! Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai Omer… One of my most magnificent compositions with vocals and arrangements by the extraordinarily hartzig talented awesome Dovid Lowy- (non-acapella)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZCsdn4k6R0Very cool Lag Ba'Omer historical footage 1950's Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwEbXrP9pEAharon Razel Lech Ami Chadarav- My Nation go in your room


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Emor-V'Kidashto- Honoring a Kohen- Here's a mitzva that a lot of people do regularly and are not even aware that they are fulfilling a biblical commandment. It's also one that one can easily fulfill and we miss out on our chance. Not anymore! The Torah in the beginning of this week's Parsha shares with us the mitzvos of Kohanim. It concludes with a mitzva for the Jewish people to sanctify the Kohen. The Talmud tells us that this mitzva is fulfilled
Gittin (59:) The kohen should open first (liftoach rishon), he should bless first, and he should take a nice portion first"

So every time we bentch after eating and we honor the Kohen to lead is in bentching we are fulfilling a positive commandment. We are showing that we hold his position to be sacred. Similarly, when we give him the first Aliya to the Torah when we read it in Shul he is as well being honored by the congregation. (May we be able to get back to fulfilling that one very soon god-willing when we return to our shuls).

So this is definitely a positive commandment when it comes to fulfilling positive commandments. What about regular things? So like all Jewish things there will be a debate. It revolves around that above talmud's cases of "opening first" and "taking a portion first". Some suggest that means only by Torah gatherings he should be the first speaker and by mitzva meals or maaser or even tzedaka he can take first. But not necessarily letting him go in line before you in the supermarket. Others suggest that those cases are even by regular day speaking and meals a Kohen should have first dibs. The Magen Avraham seems to say we should be strict about this and always give a Kohen first dibs and show him honor. He wonders why people are not strict about this as well. So it's not just us… He suggests that perhaps it's because maybe our Kohanim are not of clear lineage. But he still maintains people should be strict about it.

Now there is another aspect to this mitzva as well. The Torah tells us that he should be sanctified even against his will. Seemingly Rashi notes this teaches us that if a Kohen is defiling himself in some way we are obligated to keep him pure. The question is if this law applies to giving him honor as well. Are we allowed to ask a Kohen to do us a favor, to serve us, to shlep things? Or can a Kohen forgo his honor? So in general the consensus is that besides for Torah reading where he cannot give up the first Aliya he has the right to forgive the honor. By Torah reading if he wishes not to get the Aliyah he must step out. However, that does not necessarily include menial or degrading labor. That the Meshech Chochma suggests would be prohibited according to all opinions. However, he got paid or got some benefit out of it then it would be fine. As he is doing it for his own good.

One last hopefully never practical aspect of this law that I saw this week is in regards to saving lives. A Kohen has precedence. So if god forbid there was only one ventilator in the hospital the Kohen would get it over the Yisrael. However that is conditioned on the Kohen being on equal Torah level as the other person. For the law is that when it comes to life saving and other areas of of precedence a Talmid Chacham comes first. So if you're a Kohen reading this become a talmid Chacham… And we Yisraels will be happy to honor you all the time even above other Rabbis if that's the case. But even if you're not one. Each time we honor you it is because of you being our connector to Hashem. Here in Israel we feel that more so than in the States because they bless us every day. So a little bit of honor back is the least we can do for all that bracha you bring us.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Eli the Kohen Gadol and sons 929-831 BC – Talk about perfect timing. This past week on the 10th of Iyar was in fact the yartzeit of the Kohen Gadol that followed Pinchas and who led the Jewish people for forty years; Eli Hakohen. Eli was the forth in line from Moshe then Yehoshua then Pinchas to be the bearer of the tradition from Sinai. He lived in Shilo where the Mishkan was until his death at age 98. He was a tzadik and loved by the people. His children Hofni and Pinchas…not so much… The Navi tells us that their behavior made him age young and they cut they ultimately were the cause of the curse that would always follow his family.

As opposed to the young boy Shmuel who as we mentioned was brought up in the home of Eli and was considered righteous and worthy of prophecy. Chofni and Pinchas were rotten apples. See… sometimes it's not the best solution to keep the kids at home. As well sometimes the parents could be righteous but their children not. This seems to be a repeated message by most of the great people from our Patriarchs and down in Jewish history. What did they do already? Well it depends on how you read the navi. Literally the verses tell us that they didn't "know Hashem", they would demand parts of the offerings that they didn't deserve and send young "hit-men" that would grab the sacrificial food that people would bring as offerings for themselves. As well the navi even suggests that they would "lie" with women that were waiting to bring offerings. Oy... a shanda…
Now the Talmud doesn't take that last one so literally it suggests that it is just a euphemism. What they did was ignore the women who would bring their offerings for childbirth which were burnt offerings and make them wait and sleep over in Shiloh until they would be seen. There was no gain for them in bringing these offerings anyways, no kickbacks so to speak, so they delayed them. This caused the women to be away from home longer than they needed to and thus it was considered like they lay with them.

Eli go two warnings about them. First Elkana, the father of Shmuel brought Eli a prophecy of doom that his line would be cut off and no one will live long. Even more dramatic that his two children will be killed on the same day. Eli confronted his sons, but its nisht ge'helfen. He was speaking to a wall. As well, Shmuel's first prophecy ever as a young man as well was Hashem telling him to tell Eli that his sons would die and no atonement or sacrifices will help them.

We will continue with the story of the fate of Eli and his children. But interestingly enough the Talmud tells us that Abaya and Rabba were descendants of Eli. They both lived about 1300 years or so after this story and curse and they both died young. Rabba who was primarily involved in Torah study lived until 40 and Abaya split his time between Torah study and good deeds live until 60. Eli's grave is not certain where it is although it's in Shilo. Abaya's kever though can be visited and I pass it regularly it is right outside of Tzfat by Biriya next to his contemporary and protagonist Rava.  And of course this a story I like to share with people when we are there.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S AND EVEN MORE TERRIBLE CORONA JOKES  OF THE WEEK

FUNNIEST MEME's of the WEEK

8-year-old Yanky to Mommy "It's a school bus Mom, Stop calling it the "answer to your prayers"

When we reopen the school the yeshivas be like: All masks must be black with no logos, pictures, designs or fancy trimmings, no exceptions!

My 16-year-old with the best How-will-the-pandemic-change-society insight: We''ll never get off for snow days anymore now that the teachers have and know how to work Zoom

The lockdown is tightening. Now with the rainfalling we can't even go out to the porch

Cinco De Mayo finally falls out Taco Tuesday only to be canceled by a virus named after a Mexican beer.

Yoily in Villiamsburgh to Moishie in Lakewood. "It's not fair! Trump gets to have a secret service… Why can't we?"

You never realized just how anti-social you are until there's a pandemic and your life just hasn't changed that much.

I think my feet are shrinking every time I look straight down I see less and less of them…

Gardening season is off to a great start. I planted myself in front of my computer  weeks ago and I've already grown noticeably

You have to at least admit enjoying watching airlines lose 30 billion dollars after they charged me $30 to check my bag.

I just heard about these giant murder hornets on the News. Should I buy more toilet paper?

Remember Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai davened for 12 years in quarantine without a minyan just to make sure he didn't get killed. And then when he came out and someone got killed he went back in and didn't daven with a minyan for a whole nother year… I'm just sayin…

Well my resolution not to talk anymore in Shul has been going great. I'm 7 weeks without breaking it once!

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Answer is C–  I got this one right by mistake a little bit. I guessed Yerushalayim although I didn't know of a roman victory gate there. I knew there was one there and there is a pillar that remains there. I certainly was pretty sure there wasn't any by Caesarea Yodefat certainly not and I didn't remember any by Beit Guvrin either. The answer was correct, but the Roman gate wasn't by Shaar Shechem it was by Aco Homo on the Via Dolorosa in the Muslim quarter. I don't guide the Arab quarter much and pretty much deleted much of my tour guide course info from there. But hey I got it right. So that works so the score now is Schwartz 17 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. So I'm back in passing score range!