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Friday, January 18, 2019

New Tourism- Parshat Beshalach 2019 /5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
January 18th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 16-12th of Shevat 5779

Parshat Beshalach
New Tourism
. Hishtalmiyot. That’s what I spent this past Monday doing. See as tour guides in Israel, the government is not satisfied with just licensing you and taking your payment every two years to renew your license. You have to go on two tours every two years provided by the Ministry of Tourism (at 100 shek a pop) as continuing ed. It’s not a bad thing, truth be told. You get to see places you may not have been before, updated discoveries or changes and shifts in some of the familiar excavations and the theories about what they were. The problem is that thank god with a busy touring schedule and when I’m off from that being busy with my shul, the family and of course this weekly E-mail who has time to take off for a MOT hishtalmiyot tour. So I fell behind, and now it’s the beginning of the year and I’m scrambling to make-up the last two years required tours so I can renew my license.

There are those that like going on long hikes, or archaeological sites. Me? I just wanted the quick and easy and perhaps interesting along the way. So I chose the “Mitzpe Ramon; the new capital of the new tourism in Israel”. It promised a visit to a winery, always a good thing and a walk along the new tourist center called the spice trail with all types of attractions. Nothing too intense. I had a tour the previous day there anyways. So it worked out perfectly, as I was even able to snag a ride back to Tel Aviv at the end with the bus from where I ‘train’ed it home.

The day was a pretty pleasant one, I certainly got a few more sites to put in my box. But perhaps what was most eye-opening was the lecture our guide gave us about the concept of “new tourism”. This seemed to be a theme of his and we had a half hour power-pointed seminar on the changing trend in tourism in the world and in Israel. See, in the old days people needed guides to take them places, to show them things, and teach them about the sites. Today with Waze and other GPS’s and this new-fangled invention called the internet and smartphones, people have more information in that little rectangle box in their hand then even the most knowledgeable tour guide will ever have. It’s a different world today and for a tour guide to be successful you need to understand the trends or end up going the way of 8 track cassettes, Kodak film and Blockbuster videos. So what are tourists looking for today?

So our guide noted some fascinating studies that were done that where over 12,000 Americans were polled to think about their purchases that were made over the past year with the intent of “increasing their happiness”. Fascinatingly enough, the majority responded that their experiential investments not only did they feel more accurately gave them more long-term pleasure, meaning after 3 months the material purchase wore off, but it even increased each time they remembered their experiences. The reason for this Dr. Van Boven suggests is threefold. The first reason is that as opposed to the material purchase where it is what it is, when one has an experience it generally becomes reinterpreted and embellished upon in retrospect.

"For example, if you go on a hiking trip, and the weather is terrible, you might not view it as a pleasurable experience in the here and now," he said. "Instead, you may view it as a challenge, and over time remember the positive aspects of the experience more than the negative aspects. With material things you can't do this, because they are what they are." (Science Daily)

As well he notes that today’s world values accomplishing goals and challenging oneself. and experiences tend to be associated more with deeper personal meanings than possessions. Finally, he suggests that experiences foster relationships because you tend to do things with other people, so there is a great social aspect to it. As well people are more comfortable and less self-conscious sharing stories about experiences because they're more fun to talk about than material possessions. They are simply more entertaining.

This is the reason, he suggested, that tourism is up. People would rather, tour, see, and experience than spend their money on the better car, the new stereo or smart phone or even the upgrade to their house. So to be an effective tour-guide one has to focus on making the tours as experiential as possible. Off the beaten track hikes and trails, meeting interesting and different people, doing activities that they may never do otherwise, that’s what the new tourism is about. It’s no longer destination, talk-about-a-place or point-out-an-interesting thing tourism of the past. Tourists want to live it, to experience it, to touch, feel and of course taste it. That’s what brings more real and meaningful happiness, that’s what they will remember and as I told our tour guide, I believe that is what Torah and Judaism are fundamentally built upon. And of course it all starts with this week’sparsha.

See unlike all other religions and faith systems, Judaism didn’t start with one guy getting up and preaching higher morals and values. Not some arab in a hijab on his camel in the desert, not some renegade Jew preaching his Messianism next to some money-changers, not some monk with a big belly button on top of a mountain in Tibet. Judaism starts with slavery, persecution, murder, infanticide. It continues with retribution, plagues, blood, frogs, wild animals, darkness, hail. It culminates with the miraculous mind-blowing splitting of the sea, the falling of the manna. This is a story! This is an experience that no other nation ever even considered fabricating because it is truly too wild to make-up. And it is precisely because of these stories that 55% of the world are monotheists. You, can’t make it up. It happened and millions witnessed it. We witnessed it. And the ultimate wisdom of the Torah is that for every single one of those 3371 years since that sea split tens of thousands, to hundreds of thousands and even at some point millions of Jews told over the story that they heard from their parents and grandparents and relived that incredible experience annually and even daily and weekly in our recitation of Shema and Kiddush. We have never missed a generation. Because experiences, not ideas last forever.

This is such a critical concept and it is really the essence of what I believe is the secret to the eternality of Judaism. (Obviously besides that fact that it is true, and that Hashem watches us and promised that we will be eternal- besides all that OK!). See Judaism is not just laws and mitzvos, ideas and even Torah study. Lo hamedrash ikar- ela hama’aseh- the studying of the law is not the main thing rather the action or perhaps even homiletically the story or the experience. It is the Chanuka candles, sitting in the Sukkah, the Pesach seder, the Purim costumes, the Shabbos table. The truth is it’s not only the holidays and weekends either. Putting on teffilin is a mitzvah no one else has. We are tying ourselves to Hashem daily with cow leather straps. That’s pretty cool! Remember how cool and exciting it was by your bar mitzvah. Lighting Shabbos candles-goyim don’t have that. These all are meant to become part of who we are. Even the act of davening, shopping for kosher, putting on your tzitzis and maybe even your shaitel. Judaism and the Torah lifestyle is one where we are meant to experience every faction of our life… ummm…. experientially.

But experiences aren’t only about transforming myself. They are what binds me to other people. It’s not just vacations that we do with family or friends. Much of our mitzvah system is oriented on achieving precisely that goal. On tours we have what’s called team-building experiences. Corporations do that a lot, recognizing that programs and activities that bring people together to overcome challenges or/and celebrate together will make a stronger team, will make them more efficient, more satisfied and will discourage people from leaving and seeking other employment opportunities. They’re part of a team and that engenders loyalty. Well guess what? Hello. That’s what a minyan is all about. That’s what loving your friend is all about. That’s what kol yisrael arevim zeh lazeh- each Jew is the guarantor of the next means. And that’s why we all sang together when we came out of the Sea. It was one big team building exercise and we not only survived, we were thus born. Har Sinai, 49 days later, when we all called out na’aseh v’nishma was just an affirmation of that song of the sea. We were one. Hashem is one and his word is the eternal secret how we will be forever.

We have lost many Jews over the years and generations. We are losing Jews today. I wonder if it is perhaps because they see their Judaism as old-outdated tourism. Someone hammering information and rules into their heads when they know that they have more in their smartphone than their parents or Rabbis ever will have. They haven’t appreciated or connected the experiential Judaism as being the essence of it all. The great head of the Yeshiva movement the Netziv writes when the Torah tells us in Devarim not to forget what happened on Sinai, writes ruefully that perhaps because we get so caught up in the study or extrapolation of Torah that we will come to forget the actual story of the giving of the Torah. It was a cool experience. That’s what we need to remember. It’s what we are meant to attach to. It is something that when we think about it will make us fill with nostalgia and warmth. Like when you remember the incredible marathon you ran, the family vacation you had, the home run you hit, the performance you had and of course the Israel tour you took with Rabbi Schwartz. I’ve done my hishtalmiyot. I’m licensed again. And I’m all set to take on the world not just in tourism with this new tourism outlook, but in my Judaism as well. May Hashem allow us to already experience the ultimate experience, the shofar blast we await, the old man on the donkey, the wings of eagles and the heavenly temple of fire descending on our mountain top. Now wouldn’t that be cool.

Have a transformative Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Az men lebt, erleybt men.” –As one lives-one experiences

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/czIBqJ7bC_w  Simcha Leiner new anti-bully song with 1001 voices nice!

https://youtu.be/by8Vql0p0e8  -Wow! Talk about a golden oldie- in honor of Shabbos Shira- Live footage of London School of Jewish song singing Shir with Yigal Calek

https://youtu.be/WbtwqBLpetc   - You know Beshalach isn’t complete without Rau Banim the great Shwekey hit this one sung by Maccabeats with lyrics and translation

https://youtu.be/uP-FDgTZJpY- Guess you need a bit of Fried Hisyatzavu Ur’oo as well also from when Avremeleh didn’t have any white hairs. Not sure which choir is accompanying him? Anyone?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The “Duc in Altum” church is found in:
A. Magdala
B. Tabha
C. Capernaum (Kfar Naum)
D. The Mount of Olives

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat BeshalachThe next lomdushe tool is not for everyone. It’s called the shtell-tzu, finding a question in one place and by connecting it to a “random” gemara seemingly unrelated, one can answer the question. This is really more of pilpul than lomdus. But it does take a lamdan to make the connections that the mifalpel- the one that just brings together related topics might not be able to make. Let me show you what I mean.

This week’s Torah portion has the Az Yashir song that the Jews sang upon leaving the Yam Suf and that we recite daily in our morning prayers. Rashi notes that in that song the drowning of the Egyptians is described with different examples. In one place it says the drowned like oferet- lead another it says ka’kash- like straw and another like a stone. So he explains that the wicked were like straw bouncing up and down and getting torn apart. Whereas the average Egyptians drowned like a rock while the “kosher” Egyptians were like lead- straight down to the bottom.

The question however is that in the morning prayer that we recite of vayivarech david (from Nechemia) each morning we recite the words

V’es rodfeyehm hishlacta b’mitzolos ka’even ba’mayimm azim- and their pursuers he threw into the depths like a rock in strong waters.

Reb Chayim Kanievsky, a true lamdan who when reading these words in davening automatically makes the connection to the previous Rashi, asks why are the pursuers compared to rocks. Seemingly they are the evil ones and should be compared to straw. As well he notes, (and this utilizes one of the tools we had last week, of asking one question that can reveal the other one), why does it say they were thrown in strong waters?  They drowned, fartig, who needs to know how the waters were?

He answers with a connection to a gemara in tractate Baba Basra
BB(73b) Rabba Bar Bar Chana went to bathe in water to cool off and a voice from heaven called out and said he should not bathe there. Because the blade of an axe fell there 7 years before and has yet to have rested on the floor (and he might injure himself)
The Talmud then continues
This is not because the water was so deep, rather because of the forcefulness and strength of the current of the river.
So Reb Chaim reads that Gemara and click! The prayer tells us that the water azim- it had a powerful current. So therefore even though the wicked were thrown in like a rock however unlike the kosher ones and the average Egyptians that sunk like a rock and lead, the wicked pursuing Egyptians were like a rock thrown into ‘wild waters’ and therefore they bobbed up and down like straw. And it all works out. The prayer is talking about the way they were thrown in and the song of Az Yashir which says straw is talking about how they were consumed or destroyed…slowly and painfully as they deserved for all they did to the Jews.
It’s nice to be Reb Chayim Kanievsky and know the entire Torah and have the ability to make these lomdushe connnections.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Battle of Yericho 1272 BC  We have finally arrived at the first battle of Yehoshua upon crossing the Yarden, and it was a battle like no other. By the order of Hashem Yehoshua has the men, all the men which numbered hundreds of thousands to march around the city with the Aron- the ark, once a day for 6 days. On the seventh day, which was Shabbos, they would march 7 times around, blow their shofars and the walls would come tumbling down sinking into the ground. And that’s exactly what happened. They Jews then strolled into the city and by Yehoshua’s command all the booty was destroyed and the enemy all killed, no prisoners were to be taken. This was Hashem’s war, His victory and thus none were entitled to anything. As well this first battle was meant to show the rest of the kings of Canaan, that the Jews were not “mucking about” as my English friends like to say. We were here and unless they surrendered they were in for trouble.

I obviously share this story whenever we have a lookout for Yericho, whether it is when driving by on Highway 90- the Kvish Habik’a or from my lookout point in Mitzpe Yericho. As well I like to note when I am by Nebi Samuel, which was called by the Crusaders Mt. of Joy that it was from there that the Crusaders arrived to Israel and looked over to Jerusalem seeing themselves as Yehoshua returning to the holy land to liberate it from the Muslims. They as well upon coming to the Old City surrounded it 7 times and blew shofars. Only thing is that the walls didn’t budge. Can you believe that! So instead they just blew right in and massacred everyone- at least fulfilling that aspect of Yehoshua’s battle. Interesting as well to note and that I point out when we are at various Jewish Rabbi’s graves like Rebbi Pinchas Ben Yair in Tzfat, Yonasan Ben Uziel in Amuka, the Rashbi in Meron and even by Kever Rachel in Bethlehem, many have a custom to walk around the grave 7 times reciting psalms along the way and seemingly this custom comes from this first battle of Yehoshua where we are told that those sivuvim- those circles knock away all the forces of evil and allows the spirit of Hashem to reign supreme. It’s as well why many suggest we have the custom by a wedding for the bride to encircle the chasan.
Mazel Tov!

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S HOTEL JOKES  OF THE WEEK
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures. The tourist then queries how old the temple is.
"This temple is 2503 years old", replies the guide.
Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.
"Easy", replies the guide, "the archaeologists said the temple was 2500 years old, and that was three years ago."
 Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."
 A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"
"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, "This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"
"1215," answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, "OY! Just missed it by a half hour!"

Here’s a guide to American 
culture for Russians visiting the U.S., straight from Russian tour books:
A)“Women play a greater role in business. Often they insist to be treated exactly as an equal and not as a lady.”

B) “As a rule, the [social] invitation will be only on a weekend, and you don’t have to prepare for something extravagant. Everything is the same as ours, only with far less booze.”

C)“‘See you later’ should not be taken literally. That is a courtesy, and no more.”

I didn’t realize how bad of a driver my tour guide was I was until heard the GPS say, “In 400 feet, do a slight right, stop, and let me out.”
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Answer is A–  I saw this question and groaned. I have no clue. Never heard of it. Don’t know what Duc in Alcum means. Don’t really care. More likely then not this would be one of those questions I skipped. But  can’t do that with you guys. So I guessed wildly. I figured I was at Capernaum- or kfar nachum where yoshka preached and was chucked out by the Jews. Tabcha had something to do with fish “miracles” and Mt. of olives is where he hung out till he was killed and has quite a few churches there. So that left Magdala near Tiverya where I have never been. So I went with that. And whadaya know? The Rabbi was right! Boom! Even better than that I knew why I never knew it because it wasn’t even around when I did my tour guiding course. It’s the new church complex right out of Tiverya that they built just recently. Duc al Alcum means in the deep. Where yoshki told Peter to throw his nets.. but who really cares?! I got it right!!
score is Schwartz 12 and 1 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.

Thursday, February 15, 2018

Your Heart Desire- Parshat Teruma 2018 / 5778

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
February 16th 2018 -Volume 8 Issue 19 1st Adar 5778
Parshat Teruma
Your Heart’s Desire
So it was after a while that I was living in my community in America. With Hashem’s help we had built up a congregation there pretty much from scratch. Actually it was my wife’s chulent that really gets the credit for our growing tribe members coming out of their assimilated woodworks. We were living out where there were not too many religious Jews and yet somehow more and more somehow found their way to our classes and programs. After a while one of the things that I noticed, much to the consternation of my somewhat sheltered upbringing, was that most of the Jews I was bumping into and connecting with were married to non-Jews. I had lived in quite a few communities but yet there it was just wild. Almost everyone I met seemed to have found either a gentile husband or wife to tie the knot with.
 Now, I would reassure these congregants who were really raised pretty ignorant of their Jewish heritage and were making incredible steps in growing in their observance, that I did not believe that at this point in their lives when they were just being introduced to Judaism that Hashem was in anyway looking askance at the fact that they had married out of the faith. God had raised them in a home without religion or any value that there was something significant to marry a Jew. Heck, If wasn’t raised religious I would probably have married a non-Jew as well. However God was wondering why they didn’t come to services last week, or why they ate in McDonalds when the kosher restaurant was across the street, or why they weren’t learning more Torah, or celebrating the holidays they were learning about. And my people accepted it. They grew, they learned, they observed. It was amazing and inspiring.
Interestingly enough, some of them had spouses that ultimately joined them in their Jewish journey and converted.  Other spouses didn’t. In some cases radical things happened, which seemed almost certainly God-sent that led to each one going their separate ways and divorcing. Many that were married to non-Jews even remarried to Jewish spouses afterwards. While other couples remained married navigating the complicated life of one Jewish and one non-Jewish wife In each case the person recognized how Hashem was there for them, like their loving Father slowly assisting them up the ladder to the next rung that they were meant to achieve in their spiritual Jewish journey.
I remember once talking to my Rabbi at the time and mentioning to him how different and new this was for me. I told him that most of my shul was intermarried and yes quite a few of them had either broken up and then found Jewish spouses or alternatively converted. On the other hand there were many that had not. These were not skills and experiences that I had ever really been prepared for in my Rabbinic Yeshiva studies. He told me in words that I will never forget.
“Ephraim, remember Hashem gives each man certain strengths and skills. You can use those talents for good or for bad. So for example if someone has a violent nature he can be a murderer or a thief or on the other hand he can be a mohel(ritual circumcisor) or a shochet (ritutal slaughterer). So Hashem gave you ‘bad-marriage-skills’ so thank god you are using that talent and skill to counsel people that are married outside of the faith…
Bada Boom Bada Bing- Ouch! Thanks Rebs. See, that’s why he’s my Rebbe. He knows how to give it to me, the way I needed it. Straight up. No punches pulled. But with a loving smile and laugh that keeps me strong.

The truth is that is perhaps one of the most powerful lessons that an educator, or parent or mentor can give over to their, student, child or mentee. Hashem gave you a skill a talent a gift. He created you with a purpose that only you can achieve and with the skills that only you can bring to the world. Someone sent me a birthday E-Mail that said. Today is the day that Hashem decided that the world could no longer exist without you. What an incredibly empowering thought. The question though is how do I know and find what my purpose is. What I should become, should I focus my life upon achieving, what I should do when I grow up…

The answer many of our great Rabbis tell us is quite simple. One should study what one’s heart desires. There is a fascinating Talmud that tells us the story of two sages.
(Avoda Zara 19.) The Sages Levi and Rabbi Shimon the son of Rebbi were sitting in front of Rebbi and learning the meaning of certain verses in Tanach from him. When they finished the book they were learning, they each made differing requests regarding what  to learn next. Levi said he wanted to learn Mishlei- the ethical works of Proverbs, and Rabbi Shimon the son of Rebbi asked for Tehillim- Psalms- with a foucus on impriving ones prayers.
 Somehow, Levi was overruled, and efer Tehillim was brought for them to learn. When they reached the second verse —Psalms (1:2) “But his desire is in the Torah of G-d” — Rebbi expounded it to be teaching that “A person learns Torah only from a place that his heart desires.” Upon hearing this, Levi said, “Rebbi, with this teaching you have given me permission to stand up (from learning Tehillim, and to learn Mishlei instead, as I desire).” 
Perhaps one of the most incredible things about our Torah is that there is so many different areas of it study and every Jew will have his area that is connected to his soul and that is what he is meant to learn. This principle, is one of the most essential ones in personal growth for an individual. Now I imagine most of you are nodding your heads at this. You agree. It speaks to you. Learn what your heart desires. Learn what inspires you. The problem is though… this really flies in the face of having a school system where everybody pretty much is being made to learn the same thing. It is the opposite of a system, which pretty much tells every Jewish kid, you have to learn Talmud. Just learning ethics all day, or Chumash, or Midrash that’s for babies. Real men innovate, learn, spending their days and nights trying to plumb greater and greater depths in their study. Yeah that’s a problem. Because what if that’s not what “his heart desires”.
I have a confession to make for about four years after moving to Israel, I barely cracked a Talmud. I was busy, I was running around, I was settling, and in depth Talmudic study wasn’t speaking to me anymore. The truth is it hadn’t spoken to me for years. Pretty much since a few years after got married. Don’t get me wrong. It once did. I loved the arguing the appreciating the fine differences in the nuance of the text, the logic behind the different opinions of the Rabbis. It was awesome, challenging and exhilarating and I reveled in it. Yet once I got married I wanted to explore something new. The old way of study tired me. It didn’t give me the same life anymore. So I began focusing more on Jewish law- Halacha. It was no longer hypothetical arguments it was real. It was following the process of Jewish law from Sinai through the ages until modern day response. It was powerful. It was inspiring to see three thousand years of Jewish scholarship shedding light on modern day legal and ethical dilemmas. And that pretty much was my study while I was in the States.
Now of course in the States I also studied ethics, Textual Torah insights, history, even mysticism and other areas of Jewish life, but that was work. See I had to give classes and that was the material that I gave classes on. Most of my students were not looking for either Talmud or Halachic discourses. But once I moved to Israel, the Halacha thing wasn’t speaking to me so much anymore. Neither was the plain Talmud thing. So I began to study the Torah and its commentaries. Appreciating the text the weekly parsha and its different insights. As well I started studying Midrash more, some Chasidic insights, some of the philosophical works. It was a whole new world. One that I didn’t have the “guts” to pursue while in America, in a system perhaps where it is all about the Talmud. It was truly enjoyable. Here I felt the freedom to learn more of what my heart desired.
It’s interesting how things have changed. This past year and half, I’ve kind of started missing my Talmud. It’s been a long time my old friend. I wanted to see you again. So I started once again my Talmud study. I’m back in the game and better than ever. I sowed my wild spiritual oats so to speak. That’s what Torah study is all about.
This week’s Torah portion.- you were waiting for those words until now weren’t you- discusses the building of the Tabernacle. Our sages see in the opening words of the portion exactly that lesson for life.
Shemot (25:2) Speak to the children of Israel and take for me an offering from every man who’s heart shall contribute you shall take my offering.
Each person, each individual has a personal contribution that only he or she can make. That we are meant to be bring up to Hashem for His name. How do I know what that gift is? Form each person what their heart contribuites. What your heart desires, what it is drawn to. That is your strength, that is the inclination and gift that you should channel and bring up to the Almighty.

The great philosophical work Chovot Halevavot says that this concept applies not only in the area of study but in what one chooses to dedicate their life to. There are some Jews who are more drawn to community service, to hospitality, to charity work, to outreach. There are others for whom prayer, devotion, meditation have more meaning than studying. Some enjoy cooking, some join volunteer ambulance services, other visit the sick, while others focus on raising their families their children and instilling them with a connection to their heritage. We have soldiers, doctors, advocates even tour guides and Rabbis. We each have our gift that we can bring up.
In the words of the Chovot Halevavot
Each man was created with an inclination and desire for a particular area or business over another. Because Hashem has given him that proclivity. He did this with every animal as well, each one has its own nature. For example a cat’s nature is to hunt mice (I don’t think this is true for Israeli cats, I think they just eat garbage, every time I open a can one jumps out).  Hawks eat birds (I didn’t know this, but google says it so it must be true.). other birds eat fish.
As well Hashem formed each one of them in a specific way so that their limbs and their body shape can best realize the way they are meant to survive and provide for themselves. Fish-eating birds have long legs and long beaks to scoop up the fish with. Lions and other carnivores have sharp teeth and claws, whereas animals that are herbiovres don’t have these. Similarly human beings. Each one is built in certain ways and each one has innate inclinations to the ways that he will ultimately provide for himself. He should not try to hide or be embarrassed from it, for that is his calling
We enter the month of Adar today. It is the last month on the Jewish calendar year. It is the month that closes out the winter and heralds in the spring and renewal of Pesach. It is a time for reflection. Are we doing what our heart desires? If we are then we should feel the joy of Adar overwhelming us. For that is the key to rebuilding the Temple. May we celebrate it soon this coming month.

Have an increasingly happy and ecstatic Chodesh Tov and Shabbat Shalom,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Ver es hot lib di melocheh iz im leicht di melocheh”- He who likes his work, to him work comes easy
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email

Q  The following were the first to break into the old city of Jerusalem in the Six Day War:
A. The Har’el and the Jerusalem Brigade
B. The Paratroopers and the Jerusalem Brigade
C. The tank reconnaissance and the Har’el Brigade
D. The Paratroopers and Golani Brigade

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/techelet-mordechai  - In honor of Chodesh Adar my latest fun composition Techelet Mordechai- the Next big Jewish Purim hit!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEmIDlMuXsI  - Simcha Leiner cool new video Naavor Gam Et Zeh- Bonus points for my tourists who can say where this was filmed

https://youtu.be/0IBgZH0dHGA   – Matana Tova- fun song for Shabbos by SY Rechnitz

https://youtu.be/h6PNGrn0psM   – Kinderlach Purim medley Awesome play again and again and again

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Some Haftorahs are just plain easy to pick out. This week for instance our Torah portion discusses the building and collection for the Mishkan- the Tabernacle so of course the Haftorah will be the one that discusses its Nevi’im counterpart which is Shlomo’s Temple and the collection for that. Now there are of course differences. The Temple our Haftorah tells us was built with a covenant and partnership with Hiram the King of Tzur, which is Lebanon. Meaning it was built with gentile money. Our sages tell us that is the reason it was not eternal. The Mishkan on the other hand was entirely Jewish built as such it could never be destroyed and in fact Jewish tradition is that they were hidden away.
Another difference between the two is that the Temple of Shlomo involved heavy taxation and mandatory giving and labor as described in our Haftorah, the Tabernacle was a volunteer system. However the one common denominator is that we are told that the Shechina resides in both of them however that will depend on us fulfilling the mitzvos.
King Shlomo (848-796 BC) He was a mere 12 years old when he became King and he was the smartest of all men. The verses tell us that he composed 3,000 parables, and 1,005 poems. He understood the languages of the trees, animals, birds, creeping things and fish. Men of all nations came to hear Solomon's wisdom, as did all the kings of the earth who had heard of his wisdom. This wisdom is also reminiscent of Betzlael who built the Tabernacle and granted extra wisdom. It seems to build the House that would be the place where we raise up this world to the heavens one has to be familiar with the spiritual nature of this world.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Mt. Seir and Edom- It is interesting how when we come to Israel today we appreciate it all as Israel however a good portion of our country is not biblical Israel although it certainly is biblical. Our Southern biblical border ends near Beer Sheva the Negev from Maale Akrabim down was not part of biblical Israel. Meaning the Tzin wilderness they wandered in which is today in Israel was not back then. Now our brother Esau was promised the land of Edom and Mt. Seir, there is a dispute amongst biblical archeologists where that area is. Most associate it with the Eastern side of the Arava Valley in Jordan and the Mountains there north of Eilat. Although Rashi in the Torah seems to suggest that it is located in the South of Israel as well in the Negev, some even associate Mt. Karkum south Mitzpe Ramon as being Mt. Seir. It is interesting that many look towards Petra with its Red Rocks as being the Edom-which means red and state that it was named that after the rocks. The Navi Ovadia tells us that ultimately the Negev will inherit the Har Esau…that is the first part of the nevua that many are familiar with Valu moshi’im B’Har Tzion Lishpot et Har Esau, Vhayta La’Hashem Hamelucha… Just as we fulfilled the first part of the prophecy let us fulfill the second part.

RABBI SCHWARTZES TOP WORK QUOTES OF THE WEEK

My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife.

My first job was being a diesel fitter at a pantyhose factory. As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, "yeah, Deez-el fit her."

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I always wanted to marry an Archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become!

Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE WORK JOKES OF THE WEEK

One day an auto mechanic was working under a car and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth. "Wow," he thought, "This stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a friend about his amazing discovery: "I think I'll have a little more today." His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. 
The next day the mechanic drank a whole bottle of brake fluid. A few days later he was up to several bottles a day, now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic?" said the friend. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, no problem," the mechanic said. "I can stop any time."

A young man with his pants hanging half way down, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
 The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided you'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. 
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kiddin me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benjy was coming up to his 108th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him.
"How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter.
"You could say that I am a health nut," Benjy answered. "I have never smoked or drunk alcohol, I am always in bed by ten o'clock, I’ve been going to Israeli dance classes since I was a teenager and I've always walked three miles a day, even in rain or snow."
"But," said the reporter, "my uncle Shlomo followed exactly the same routine and he died when he was 70. So how come it didn't work for him?"
"All I can say," replied Benjy, "is that he didn't keep it up long enough." 

Hymie, a wealthy American, retires to England and buys a fabulous English country home with over 50 rooms. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.
When the job is finished Hymie is delighted but soon after realises that he's forgotten something. There are no mezuzahs on the doors.
He immediately goes out and buys 50 kosher mezuzot and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side of each door except on the bathrooms. He's worried that the decorator won't put them up correctly.
However, the job is carried out entirely to his satisfaction and so he gives the workman an extra bonus. As the decorator is walking out of the door he says "Glad you're happy with the job mate. By the way, I took out all the guarantees that were in those little boxes and left them on the table for you."  

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Answer is B – This one wasn’t so simple. Meaning I didn’t know the answer but I was able to guess it correctly based on process of deduction. See I knew it was Paratroopers. Everyone knows it was paratroopers. It’s the famous picture of Motta Gur by the wall “Har Habayit B’Yadeinu”. Yet I wasn’t sure who the second group was. But since there was only one other choice with the Paratroopers, I went with Jerusalem brigade, actually not because it’s called Jerusalem brigade, but because the Golani I knew was mostly up in the north against Syria. And whadaya know that was the right answer.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Doctor God-Mishpatim/ Shekalim 2013


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
February 7th 2013 -Volume 3, Issue 18 –27th of Shevat 5773

Parshas Mishpatim/Shekalim

Doctor God

I don’t like going to Doctors. Maybe if I wasn’t an overweight, middle aged, unhealthy lifestyle (lots of coffee, intermittent meals and some stress) man with a family history of people who died (doesn’t everybody?), than I wouldn’t be subject to those scolding glares that mentally send me back to my days in the Principal’s office. Yet here I am, fulfilling my annual marital responsibility. I realized long ago it’s much easier and less painful to get the glances and scolding from my Doctor then from my wife- for not going.

I used to have a good Doctor. He was overweight, he smoked, and he was always smiling and positive. I felt healthy just looking at him. He even gave me a great prescription for some medicine that got rid of my heartburn after eating Pizza, lasagna or too much chulent. It was great… until my wife came with me once for a physical. Needless to say I no longer see him. My new Doctor, Dr. Watson is 6’1, weighs about 100, works out like a million times a day, is probably a vegetarian, has never had a Danish in his life and stands in front of the mirror each morning practicing his “disappointed in you” look to perfection. Unlike my last Doctor who always wished me a wonderfully cheery “See ya next time, Rabbi”. Dr. Doom shakes my hand as if it will be the last time, and reminds me to make sure my life insurance is paid up.

Joking aside, though as any good Jew and certainly any married, unhealthy, Rabbi whose wife is also Torah educated knows, it’s a Mitzvah to take care of your health. THE MOST IMPORTANT MITZVAH (caps are her’s). Hashem gave us a soul and a body and we are entrusted to take care of it. So I am grateful to my doctor, as much as I hate it, for giving me the mussar I need. As I am grateful to my teachers and principals, in retrospect for guiding me and rebuking me the many times that I certainly deserved it. Yet it would be nice if the doctor would have a little humility and smile a bit more. After-all although we are obligated to care for ourselves, ultimately Judasim believes that are years and our health is in the hands of the Almighty.

This weeks Torah portion shares with us the Mitzvah of being a Doctor. The Torah tells us that if someone injures another he is obligated to pay for his medical costs. V’Rapo Ye’Rapeh- and heal he shall heal him. The Talmud utilizes this verse as the source for Judaism’s permissibility to heal. Although it would seem that this would be seemingly a no-brainer, after-all aren’t we obligated to take care of ourselves and to help save a life. Yet, the commentaries suggest that the Torah felt it was essential for Doctors in particular to recognize that their license to practice comes from the “Rofeh Kol Basar- The Healer of all flesh” the Chief Doctor Himself; Hashem. For us, patients, as well there is an important lesson in this teaching. As much as we are obligated to go to Doctors and to take care of our health, we are always meant to recognize that the Doctor is merely a member of God’s Medical team. Any prognosis we ever receive is always appeal-able to the Higher Power. Your Doctor is and always should be your necessary second opinion. But ultimately it is Hashem who heals you. He does so every day before we get sick and He stands by our bedside as we recover. Doctors probably should have the capacity to recognize this more than us, as they witness medical miracles regularly. But in truth if we pause for just a moment, as we are obligated to throughout the day, we can experience this too.

When during the day am I referring to? Have a read below from this moving article that was actually published in the Journal of American Medical Association. I’m sure it can change your life as it has mine.

For Everything A Blessing

 by Kenneth M. Prager, M.D.
Columbia Presbyterian Medical Center, New York

Journal of American Medical Association Vol. 277, Issue 20, 1589 May 28, 1997

When I was an elementary school student in yeshiva – a Jewish parochial school with both religious and secular studies – my classmates and I used to find amusing a sign that was posted just outside the bathroom. It was an ancient Jewish blessing, commonly referred to as the asher yatzar benediction, that was supposed to be recited after one relieved oneself.

For grade school children, there could be nothing more strange or ridiculous than to link to acts of micturition and defecation with holy words that mentioned God’s name. Blessings were reserved for prayers, for holy days, or for thanking God for food or for some act of deliverance, but surely not for a bodily function that evoked smirks and giggles. It took me several decades to realize the wisdom that lay behind this blessing that was composed by Abayei, a fourth-century Babylonian rabbi.

Abayei’s blessing is contained in the Talmud, an encyclopedic work of Jewish law and lore that was written over the first five centuries of the common era. The Jewish religion is chock-full of these blessings, or brachot, as they are called in Hebrew. In fact, an entire tractate of Talmud, 128 pages in length, is devoted to brachot.

On page 120 (Brachot 60b) of the ancient text it is written:

Abayei said; “When one comes out of a privy he should say:

"Blessed is He who has formed man in wisdom and created in him many orifices and many cavities. It is obvious and known before your Throne of glory that if one of them were to be ruptured or one of them blocked, it would be impossible to survive and stand before You. Blessed are You that heals all flesh and does wonders.”

An observant Jew is supposed to recite this blessing in Hebrew after each visit to the bathroom. We young yeshiva students were reminded of our obligation to recite this prayer by the signs that contained its text that were posted just outside the restroom doors.

It is one thing, however, to post these signs and it is quite another to realistically expect preadolescents to have the maturity to realize the wisdom of and need for reciting a 1600-year-old blessing related to bodily functions. It was not until my second year of medical school that I first began to understand the appropriateness of this short prayer.

Pathophysiology brought home to me the terrible consequences of even minor aberrations in the structure and function of the human body. At the very least, I began to no longer take for granted the normalcy of my trips to the bathroom. Instead, I started to realize how many things had to operate just right for these minor interruptions of my daily routine to run smoothly.

I thought of Abayei and his blessing. I recalled my days at yeshiva and remembered how silly that sign outside the bathroom had seemed. But after seeing patients whose lives revolved around their dialysis machines, and others with colostomies and urinary catheters, I realized how wise the rabbi had been.

And then it happened: I began to recite Abayei’s bracha. At first I had to go back to my siddur, the Jewish prayer book, to get the text right. With repetition – and there many opportunities for a novice to get to know this blessing well – I could recite it fluently and with sincerity and understanding.

Over the years, reciting the asher yatzer has become for me an opportunity to offer thanks not just for the proper functioning of my excretory organs, but for my overall good health. The text, after all, refers to catastrophic consequences of the rupture or obstruction of any bodily structure, not only those of the urinary or gastrointestinal tract.

Could Abayei, for example, have foreseen that “blockage” of the “cavity,” or lumen, of the coronary artery, would lead to the commonest cause of death in industrialized countries some 16 centuries later?

I have often wondered if other people also yearn for some way to express gratitude for their good health. Physicians especially, who are exposed daily to the ravages that illness can wreak, must sometimes feel the need to express thanks for being well and thus wellbeing. Perhaps a generic, non-denominational asher yatzer could be composed for those who want to verbalize their gratitude for being blessed with good health.

There was one unforgettable patient whose story reinforced the truth and beauty of the asher yatzer for me forever. Josh was a 20-year-old student who sustained an unstable fracture of his third and fourth cervical vertebrae in a motor vehicle crash. He nearly died from his injury and required emergency intubation and ventilatory support. He was initially totally quadriplegic but for weak flexion of his right biceps.

A long and difficult period of stabilization and rehabilitation followed. There were promising signs of neurological recovery over the first few months that came suddenly and unexpectedly: movement of a finger here, flexion of a toe there, return of sensation here, adduction of a muscle group there. With incredible courage, hard work, and an excellent physical therapist, Josh improved day by day.

In time, and after what seemed like a miracle, he was able to walk slowly with a leg brace and a cane. But Josh continued to require intermittent catheterization. I know only too well the problems and perils this young man would face for the rest of his life because of a neurogenic bladder. The urologists were very pessimistic about his chances for not requiring catheterization. They had not seen this occur after a spinal cord injury of this severity.

Then the impossible happened. I was there the day Josh no longer required a urinary catheter. I thought of Abayei’s asher yatzer prayer. Pointing out that I could not imagine a more meaningful scenario for its recitation, I suggested to Josh, who was also a yeshiva graduate, that he say the prayer. He agreed. As he recited the ancient bracha, tears welled in my eyes.

Josh is my son.

Have a spectacular Shabbos Mevorchim!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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Our Shul is located at 24 HaChavatzelet Street in the Dromi in the Beit Meli building/home.

Candlelighting-4:50 PM

Friday Evening- 5:00 PM

Shabbos Morning Services --8:30 AM

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ PARSHAT SHEKALIM OF THE WEEK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LumTctlFXI0

and of course the classic funny Shekel haggle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3LL338aGA  

 

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RABBI SCHWARTZES TOUR GUIDE COURSE QUESTION OF THE WEEK

 (answer below)

An inscription bearing the word "boundary" was found near ?

(a) Tel Beit Shemesh

(b) Meggido

(c) Hatzor

(d) Tel Gezer

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL PLACES IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

Mamshit Located in the upper Negev who would ever have thought that if it were up to Ben Gurion this might have been the capital of Israel. This was part of his lifelong dream of populating the Negev. This Nabatean city is one of the most beautiful in Israel and is a UNESCO recognized heritage site along with its counter parts (Nitzana Shivta and Obdat) as part of the Spice Trail. The Nabateans, which were descendants of Yishamael that are mentioned in the Torah as passing by and purchasing Yosef from the pit (Bereshis 23:14 "These are the names of the sons of Ishmael, listed in the order of their birth: Nebaioth the firstborn of Ishmael, Kedar, Adbeel, Mibsam") major period of development was from the 4th  century BC when they were tribes of nomads trading in spices and incense from africa to between China, India, the Far East, Egypt, Syria, Greece and Rome. They were pagans who's laws included the prohibition to drink wine, plant trees of houses by punishment of death. Thus maintaining their nomadic lifestyle for centuries traveling through the desert on their 62 day journey covering on camels about 25 miles per day. Eventually however with their wealth and later Hellenist and Roman influence they built cities and converted to Christianity. In mamshit which was a capital city of the negev the Palestina Teretzia of the Romans one can see beautiful remains of the rich mans quarters, the roman stables, ancient churches and pagan nile temples with mosaics. Definitly a cool place to see and feel what life in the desert was like.

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RABBI SCHWARTZ QUOTE OF THE WEEK

There must be something to acupuncture.After all, you never see any sick porcupines!” - Bob Goddard

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Answer

Answer is D- (I confess I answered this one correctly by process of elimination- I was at the other sites and was never at Gezer and I didn't remember it from the other sites-but I got it right… and that’s what countsJ ) The ancient site of Gezer is not an easily visited or kept up site although it's significance is great. First excavated in the early 1900's by McAllister of the PEF it was the first biblically identified city by the find of the boundary stone in Hebrew and Greek stating it was the boundary of Gezer. The stone was possibly from the Chashmonaim period to define borders of the city in regards to the laws of Maaser/tithes between the jewish farmlands and their pagan neighbors. Since then 13 such stones have been found the most recent last year. The city originally Egyptian was given to King Solomon as a dowry when he wed the pharaoh of Egypt's daughter and he built it along with Megiddo and Chatzor as huge cities. Each one of them identical with 6 chambered gates. There is also a mud brick gate from the Cannani period (it's survived all these years because it was burnt in a fire-which we are told in mealchim was done by pharaoh when he conquered from the cananites) as well as a temple of sorts with 10 stones reminiscent of the stones of Moshe when the Jews came to Israel. There is a huge 50 meter water reservoir as well as remains of the ancient towers. Unfortunately the site is not well kept and not easy to visit. But in recent years new digs there have tied to make it more accessible.

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