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Friday, August 15, 2025

Aliyah- Versary - Parshat Eikev 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

August 15th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 41 21st of Av 5785

 

Parshat Eikev

Aliyah-Verse-ary

 

Fifteen years is a long time. It's half of my married life, which is also a long time. But like the Torah's description of Yaakov's years of working for his wives Rachel and Leah, they are like yamim achadim- they feel like just a few days in my eyes in my love and passion for my "wife", my partner, my house and home, the other half of myself and my neshoma, the land that am privileged to live in, Eretz Yisrael. Oh yeah, Aliza's also pretty important to me.

 

This week is our 15th Aliyah-versary. I look back at those pictures of me and Aliza and my once very cute little children, who now have been replaced by my very cute little grandchildren, who are crazily enough older than Tully and Elka when we first came here, coming off of the plane. We had our Nefesh B'Nefesh hats proudly on our heads as we walked down on the tarmac to the holy earth my ancestors for thousands of years dreamed of coming to and living in. Hayinu K'Cholmim- they were like dreamers. We, their descendants, we're living and realizing their dream. There was music, there were soldiers waving flags greeting us, the entire plane of Olim was singing V'Shavu Banim- and the children are returning. It was Messianic. Besides my Bar Mitzva, my chupah, and perhaps the birth of my first child Shani, It is perhaps one of the most highlighted and emotional moments of my life. And to be honest, Shani was great and all… But she really was supposed to be a boy. I wanted a bechor. But hey, she made up for that by giving me my first grandson, and to be honest, grandchildren are so much easier and more fun.

 

To be honest, I didn't expect it to be like that for me. I wasn't moving to Eretz Yisrael because I was passionate about the land at all. I was a typical American, frum, yeshiva system young man, who had that specialness kind of stolen from him in the system I was raised and taught that the only really important thing in life is Torah study. Eretz Yisrael is just a thing we sit on the floor and pretend to be sad about a few times a year. It's a place to go study in yeshiva for a bit, maybe even honeymoon in for a year or two. It's a place that we'll probably have to move to when Mashiach comes, but that will be a while anyways- although of course of course of course we daven for that every day.

 

Meantime let's just build bigger homes, make better restaurant's, more kosher meat boards and options and of course spread Torah, and shiurim, and Artscroll, and Oraysa, a Kinyan Shas, and new takanos,about smartphones, shaitels, shidduch crisises, and how quickly boys and girls are allowed to date- and maybe they shouldn't even go to Israel at all. Most importantly it's a place that we should talk about the politics and evil that lies there. We need to make sure to bash the secular government who are making it mamash mamash inhabitable for any respectable frum family who doesn't want their child taken away like the Czar's army to become frei and ripped out of the Bais Medrash. We should make sure not to vote for any organizations that might promote a better situation within the government.  

 

Yeah, I didn't come because I loved the land or even because I felt that it had much more real Torah and spiritual significance to me as a frum Jew- as crazy and incomprehensible as that now seems to me in hindsight. We came because it made sense financially. It was a good place to start fresh. It was nice place to live. It just felt right for my family. To a large degree I would say that it was like a chasidish shidduch date, that decided that this was his bashert. There wasn't love, passion, romance. It makes sense on paper. We dated once or twice. Her father will support me… wink wink nod nod. He likes his daughter and wants her to be happy with him. Well then … so will Eretz Yisrael's Father…Maybe the love will come later, maybe it won't. But hey… at least I've got my rent paid and a job working for the Tatteh…

 

Yet when I got off that plane something changed and clicked. It was like walking down the aisle and bride was sitting at the end of that tarmac. I had been bitten. I started to tear up. A part of my neshoma I never knew existed all of a sudden charged on. I had a new app on my spiritual phone. I was connected forever. My life had finally begun a new phase. I was home.

 

An aliya-versary, or any anniversary is a time to look back. As well it's a time to look forward and build from. It's not just an anniversary though when this happens. In truth it's every single day. In this week's parsha we read the second paragraph of the Shema that we recite daily. It begins

 

V'haya im shamo'a tishmi'u el mitzvosai asher anochi mitzavecha HA'Yom- It will be if we listen to the mitzvos which Hashem commands us today.

 

Rashi picks up on that word "today" as he does in numerous places when the Torah uses it and tells us that we are meant to feel each day as if it was given anew. Each day should be an anniversary. Each day we should remember that moment on Sinai as if it happened this morning. Each day we should build up to the future as if we landed in Israel for the first time. As if we heard Hashem telling us how much He loves us and trusts us with His sacred mission for mankind. To bring down His shechina and shine His light out to the world.

 

Yet besides that there is something significant about the date in the Torah as well when something happens. Ma'aseh avos siman la'banim- the stories and challenges and events of our ancestors are an omen of what we are going thorough. It's not just the events though, it's even the time frame when they occur. Each date, each period of time during the year has it's own program when one has the opportunity to tap into the spiritual nature of the period. Just as each season has its own crop. There's apple season, watermelon season, mango season and ice cream season- which is what this past sweltering week has been. There're spiritual seasons as well.

 

Pesach as we know is freedom time of year, Chanuka is miracles, Purim and the month of Adar is joy, and the High Holidays are judgement and repentance. Until Tisha B'Av from the month of Tamuz when the spies wandered the land is the time of sadness and mourning and most particularly of focusing on Eretz Yisrael, the longing and loss we feel for having missed the opportunity and dream and desire to fix that sin and return. From Tu B'Av, last Shabbos until the month of Elul, it seems is vacation time. "Bein Ha'Zmanim". It's when we're off. No more mourning. We don't have to do teshuva yet. A good vacationer doesn't even say the word Elul in these three weeks. It's like saying steak and BBQ in the nine days. It's taboo. We don't think about teshuva until Elul. It's like eating matza before Pesach. Our job right now is to chap arein as much chametz, and sins as we can so we have what to atone for and do teshuva about… right?

 

Or not. See, unfortunately Hashem gave us a full-time job. He doesn't do off-days. There is no such thing for Him, and thus for us as "Bein Ha'zmanim". There is always a zman, an avoda, and job and an energy that we are meant to tap into. That if we sleep through it, we will miss out on. That perhaps this year more than any other year could possibly be the key to bringing the long overdue redemption. If each day is an anniversary, then the first step is to understand what it is an anniversary of. What happened during this period of time and what are we meant to tap into?

 

Baruch Hashem, He doesn't leave us hanging. Like a good wife, He drops little hints here and there about the upcoming anniversary day, cause they know that otherwise we will forget. Hashem does that in the form of our Torah reading, during these weeks. Last week's parsha is about Torah, it's about mitzvos, the Ten commandments, Shema, and mostly rehashing the sin of the spies. Hey, it was Shabbos Nachamu. It's the shmooze before bein hazmanim to learn Torah over vacation. To remember when you tour the land with Rabbi Schwartz not speak badly about Eretz Yisrael. To love the heat and at least be thankful that you got here.

 

This week though, something else is going on. This week's parsha Moshe in his final speech tells us what he was doing this time of year, right after we left Egypt. See on Shavuos we got the Torah. He then went up for forty days and nights to bring down the Luchos. We, Jews waiting on the bottom didn't yet get the concept of "Jewish time" and when Moshe was a bit late on the 17th of Tamuz we were already dancing around a golden calf and calling for new elections. The day was a bad day. The tribe of Levi kills about 3000 sinners or so and this is an eternal fast day where just bad things happen to our nation on this day. As I said, that's the energy in the air, that we tainted.

 

Now from that 18th of Tamuz until Rosh Chodesh Elul, meaning this time of year, Moshe heads back up the mountain and spends another 40 days davening before Hashem. That's the period of time that we're in right now. What did Moshe do on Bein Ha'Zmanim? He went mountain climbing and floated around up in the heavens and the clouds. Now unlike my tourists that head out on some hike on vacation whom I caution to take and drink lots of water and nosh, Moshe sits there for 40 days without a bite. Without a sip. There the Torah tells us three times he is

 

Mishnapel- before Hashem just like the first 40 days. The word misnapel is that he falls before Hashem. It is connected to the word prayer; tefilla. But it is a more intense prayer. It is one of falling before Hashem. Of being broken. Of looking and understanding that our sins caused the luchos to be broken. That Hashem doesn't want us to be with Him, in His presence. He'll send an angel instead. Maybe Bibi. What's even more fascinating is that Moshe tells us that at that time he is holding with him those broken tablets. He makes an Aron, an ark for them. This is not the Ark of the Mishkan. That doesn't come until a year later. This is one that Moshe put together on the spot on the Mountain. And Rashi tells us that it is the one that we would take with us whenever we went out to war. When we are fighting in Gaza today. It is the Ark of the broken tablets of prayer, of falling before Hashem. It is the Ark and tablet of Bein Hazmanim and our avoda for now.

 

One more question and a story about this narrative. I'll try to keep this short it's almost Shabbos and my mother complains its too long. Moshe says he davened this second 40 times like the first 40. He didn't eat and drink. He was praying hard that Hashem should be with us. That He shouldn't write us off. It's intense. Question. Why is he comparing this a few times to the first 40 days. Seemingly then he wasn't davening. Who has time to daven when you're learning the entire Torah? There he wasn't pleading for our lives. Hashem was so excited about us. He was in love with us. He was giving and bringing this gift. We were chosen. What's the comparison? It's like someone saying I davened and prayed so hard when I got this deadly diagnosis from the doctor, just like I danced at my daughter's wedding. I didn't eat a thing I was davening so hard, just like I didn't have time to eat by the wedding. What does this all mean?

 

Now for the short story. It is said that when the Baal Ha'Tanya was young and was already recognized as budding prodigy he wasn't sure where he should go study. Should he go to Vilna to study by the great Gaon, or rather to Mezritch where he would be amongst the students of the Baal Shem Tov. There were those that were urging him towards Vilna, because that's where you will really be able to learn to how to learn Torah to its deep depth and to develop into a scholar. By the Baal Shem, he was told, there you'll "just learn how to daven". He responded that he would head over to Mezritch. For to learn Torah, that he already knew and understood a little, but to daven?! That he still needed to learn how to do.

 

When Hashem took us out of Egypt, He told Moshe that the function of us leaving and being chosen was that we would "serve" Hashem on that mountain. avoda- is prayer. It's not Torah. Torah is a book. Torah is instructions. One can sit and study and learn and even one gets reward for that and for every word that we study. That's what last week's parsha was all about. Yet, that's not why we were taken out. It's not why we were chosen. The study of Torah itself has to translate into, fascinatingly enough, prayer. Falling before Hashem. For forty days Moshe goes up to get the Torah, not just to learn Torah. He could've done that in Lakewood, in Volozhin in Mitzrayim, in Vilna. Moshe goes up to not eat and drink for forty days and turn that Torah study into a prayer before Hashem. That His gift of Torah brings our nation to His arms. That we learn Torah li'shmah- not just for the sake of Torah study within itself, as is often wrongfully translated in yeshivos. But rather it's l'sheim shamayim. It's so that Hashem's glory will be revealed in the world.

 

The forty days after the sin of the calf, Moshe enters phase two. It's bein ha'zmanim (or sof zman-which is kind of the same thing…) It's no longer about Hashem giving us that gift that has that special power. It's about us meriting to be able to daven to Him and fulfill our mandate. The number 40 our sages tell us is that amount of time it takes for a fetus to be formed. It's birth. It's creation. The first forty days was about the Torah. It was Va'eschnanan. It was about creating the Torah, which is the life and soul of the Jewish people. The next forty days is the formation of our nation. It's the body. It's the broken tablets. It's taking those pieces and bringing them with us to war with us in the Ark that Moshe made. It's man-made Torah. It's the Torah of our prayers. It's not the when we have when we're in the Bais Medrash. It's the Torah that we get and learn and internalize when we're out on the field. On vacation. In a tzimmer. On a Rabbi Schwartz tour. That is the season that we're in. It's the anniversary of those 40 days. Each day is another one of growth, Each day is one of looking back at how far we've come and where we're headed to.

 

The period after the 15th of Av as well within these forty days also has a special history today. For on the 15th of Av, all those that were meant to die in wilderness for the sin of the spies stopped dying. (Truth is they stopped on Tisha B'Av, we just didn't realize it until the 15th when the moon was full.) This began the new era of Klal Yisrael. This was a nation that realized that now all of the Torah that had learned and gathered in the 40 years in the midbar, was meant to be brought home. They were going to turn it into a House of prayer for all nations. The neshoma would finally have a guf. The soul would find it's earthly body. The last forty days from Elul when Moshe goes back up for the last time to get the final man-made luchos concludes on Yom Kippur. That is the wedding day of Klal Yisrael. It is the next stage after the 15th day of Av. Those are the two days which our Rabbis tell us are the happiest on the calendar. It's when all girls would go out to the fields and find their Bashert. It's when Hashem finally joined together with His. The chasan was ready and the kallah is as well. Let the festivities begin.

 

We are at the end game of this galus, friends. All the dead of midbar are over, hopefully. The sins of the spies that didn't want to enter and thought that Torah study was in itself a purpose have fallen before Hashem. We are at war and the broken tablets that remind us of those mistakes and sins and the power we have to come back to our Father go before us. They herald us into the land. Hashem describes the beauty of Eretz Yisrael and is calling for us to finally to celebrate that anniversary. To have an aliya-versary. To fulfill our destiny. He desires us. He has forgiven us. He's standing under the chupah ready for us to fall before Him. It's bein ha'zmanim. It's in between times. The past and the future are coming together. Let's all celebrate together.


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Vayber zaynen gebildet un kenen tsvey shprakhn: eyne far der khasene un eyne nokh der khasene"- Women are educated and can speak two languages: one before the wedding and one after the wedding.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

30. The type of soil typical of the Be'er Sheva Arad Valley is called _____


What do the Sa'ar River and the Yarmouk River have in common?

A. Both constitute an international border of the State of Israel

B. Both are located between basalt rock and limestone

C. Both are located in the northern Golan Heights

D. Both contain the remains of exploded old train bridges


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2FzBma7eIA&list=RDu2FzBma7eIA&start_radio=1   – Yishai Ribo's latest Od Yishama!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVgy1-dG7KQ&list=RDfVgy1-dG7KQ&start_radio=1  – Nishmas Amazing song Fried, Chaim David,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opoj3Qyn9Zo&list=RDOpoj3Qyn9Zo&start_radio=1    - Hanan Ben Ari- Gal Einai

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfe5NiiZYE&list=RDjDfe5NiiZYE&start_radio=1A gorgeous Shwekey and Amir Dadon concert in Tzedkayah's cave Guf Ve'Neshama-- powerfulll

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrzCfLPTOcI&list=RDvrzCfLPTOcI&start_radio=1  –Fried sings Rem Mechel Twerski's incredible Nachamu song!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Our Worst Enemy- Us… - 586 BC  - We are in the period of time now between the Churban and the aftermath. Those 52 days that lead up to the death/murder of Gedalia ben Achikam were the last chance and final opportunity to maintain some type of remnant in Israel. 52 is in fact gematria Gedalia. Yet, Jews being Jews we mess up. We fight. We kill each other. We don't listen to the prophet Yirmiyahu and ultimately we exile ourselves to Egypt. This is the unknown and really unlearned saga of the conclusion of the first Temple period.


Nevuchadnezzar allowed a few thousand to remain in Israel. Gedalia was the regent and Jews from Jordan started to even come back to worship. A new government was set up in Mitzpa, yet there was some "out- of towners" "Galus" yidden that decided that this new government was not going to work for them. They didn't trust Nevuchadnezzar. They preferred to rely on the King of Amon, Balis who they felt would be the better bet. The more trustworthy one. They decided to topple the government of Gedalia. And in those days the best way to do that was through assassination. Yishmael Ben Netanya who was a member of the former Royal House of the Yehoyakim, set out to carry out this very task. He perhaps jeaolous of Gedalia, as well convinced that he is acting l'sheim shamayim to save us from ourselves goes out to assassinate Gedalia.


Now intelligence back then it seems was also not that bad. Yochanan the son of Kareach who seems to have been the head of the Mossad back then, warns Gedalia about this looming threat. But, as then and now, Gedalia is under the conception that we don't have enemies. It's lashon hara. We're all good. There's nothing to fear. Nobody really wants to kill us. He ignores the "lookouts". Yishmael thus comes with ten men to join Gedalia for his Rosh Hashana meal in Mitzpa and kills him there. The story of the "Last Supper" has its roots of course like all good Christian fables in Tanach. Yishmael is original Judas. They can't even make up a good assassination story without us.


Yet the story doesn't end there. Yishmael wants to make it look like it's Gedaliah's own fault and to disgrace his legacy, thus when 40 other unwitting Jews come to mourn the Temple from Shechem, Shilo and the Shomron to bring sacrifices to Hashem in the place of the Temple, Yishmael tells them that Gedalia had forbidden that. It would upset Bavel and Nevuchadnezzar if Jews were mourning the Temple. It might cause them to rebel. Thus he had them arrested and "officially" brought to Gedalia – who was already dead, for "judgement". There in Mitzpa, yes, the same place where Jews before the Temple fought against the tribe of Binyamin and almost wiped out that tribe, which of course was restored on Tu B'Av. There, he had them all killed and thrown into a pit. There were ten that pleaded for mercy, they claimed that they had hidden food reserves that they would share with him. He spared them and took the hostage.


But it doesn't end there. His plan which took hold was to blame the deaths of those that were with Gedalia on him. Fake news and spin begins here, boys and girls. It's Gedalia's fault. He's responsible. He pacifies Bavel. He is settled with the Churban. It hasn't even been three months and we are at each other's heads blaming, pointing fingers and fighting. Even Chazal it seems gets into this. Rava blames Gedalia for not listening to the Lashon Hara. The law is one has to take precautions and suspect when information like this comes your way. You can't bury your head in the sand. You can't ignore the warnings of the ones that tell you about your plotting neighbors.


It's not just the death of Gedalia though that brings this story to an end. The aftermath, the revenge, the hostage return and the ultimate self-exile is much more what this is all about. Stay tuned in the coming weeks' for the little known story of the true fall of the first Temple period.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE ANNIVERSARY JOKES OF THE WEEK


It happened I asked my wife asked when she knew I loved her. She said "We were in Israel, the way you knew so much about the city like it was second nature to you. But I never felt you were condescending to me when I'd ask stupid questions. I saw how much you knew, how passionate you could be. I'd been bored by all the old buildings, but you brought it all to life. I think that weekend, was when I realised you could be the best thing about my life."

I didn't speak for a while and then just looked at her until and said three words.

"You mean only on our Our twentieh anniversary?!"


On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife out to dinner. Their teenage daughters said they'd have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After they got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with china, crystal and candles, and there was a note that read: “Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!”

I suppose,” the husband responded, “we could wash the dishes and vacuum.”


My wife is blaming me for ruining our Anniversary. Which is ridiculous, cause I didn't know it was our Anniversary in the first place.


For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change this bad habit and make my wife happy.

For a week, I was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. I was expecting my wife to thank me, but she never did it. Finally last night, she turned and looked at me and said - "why have you stopped brushing your teeth?"

Marriage is a difficult relationship I tell you.


A couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary when the wife claimed that her and her husband hadn’t argued since their wedding night.After being asked about how they did it, the wife explains that after their wedding ceremony, they went and took a little honeymoon in a horse and buggy. The horse walked ten miles and stopped, refusing to go further.


That’s one.” Said the wife. The horse looked back, walked another five miles, and stopped, refusing to go further.


That’s two.” Said the wife. The horse looked back, walked another five miles, and stopped, refusing to go further.


Alright - that’s three!” Said the wife angrily. She stepped out of their buggy, grabbed a shotgun and shot the horse.


Hold on!” The husband said. “What do you think you are doing? We are twenty miles from home with no way back, and that was a vicious act of animal cruelty!”

The wife looked at her new husband and said: “That’s one.”

 

Berel: "I'm getting you diamonds for our anniversary" –

 Shaindy "Nothing would please me more"

Berel: "Gets her nothing instead.


My wife asked for something shiny that goes from 0 - 200 in five seconds or less for our anniversary...I bought her a scale. We're still not speaking.


I bought my wife a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it.


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The answer to this week”s question is B-  Ok we're back to a 50/50 score on this question. The first part I really didn't know. After looking at the answer though I did remember the term for the sand that is windblown sand and very fertile is called Loess. But I don't care much about it and neither do my tourists. So it was one of those things my brain with limited storage space had to delete when I finished my tour guiding course, along with all of the different muslim dynasties and everywhere Yoshka pished in this country. Part two though I got right, but more so because of process of elimination and deductive reasoning. See, I figures that since part One of this question was geological part two would be as well. Besides that I knew there was no railroad by Saar neither was it a border and Yarmouk borders the Golan Heights but isn't located in it. So the answer was the limestone basalt one.  So the score is now Rabbi Schwartz 19 Ministry of Tourism 11 on this exam so far.I still don't have passing grade for this exam unless I deduct the questions I don't have to answer. Only 3 questions left. Let's see what happens…

Friday, August 8, 2025

Free Vacation- Parshat Va'eschanan Nachamu Tu B'Av 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

August 8th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 40 14th of Av 5785

 

Parshat Va'eschanan / Nachamu

 

Free Vacation

 

It was time to leave the States. After six years in Seattle, founding a Shul and community in West Seattle for the Kollel, and watching it grow and flourish. From our meager first Shabbos service that I had heavily advertised only to have a 11-year-old boy and a goy show up we had watched our community grow to 20-30 people coming regularly on Shabbos and for meals and to our programs, we now had our own building, a sefer Torah, a Monday and Thursday minyan, a Torah day school and even hired another Rabbi to work with us. Yet, my job was becoming more and more of a full-time fundraiser, which is not what I was really looking to do with my life. And it was becoming more and more apparent that I had reached the point to finally do what my mother always said I should do. Get a real job. Or in her words, "what type of job is a Rabbi for a nice young Jewish boy? Leave that to the goyim and make an honest living!". Yeah… now you see where I get it from.

 

It was then that I told my wife, that if I had to get a real job I think it was time to move to Israel. The excuse I had always had to stay in chutz l'aaretz was that I was doing the "Lord's work". And I made a cheshbon. See, in America the way it works is either you make it or you don't. If you do, then you're a winner. If not you're a loser. In Israel though, nobody really makes it. There's a lot of people to commiserate with. Yet, your mere existence here has meaning. Every time you go to the bathroom in this country, you fulfill a biblical commandment of "settling the land". Every step you take. Every move you make. Every falalfel you eat. Every lap you swim in a pool or a stream, it's all a mitzva. It's a like living in a Sukka 365 days a year.

 

See in America you have to learn Torah to get mitzvos. Here? Just sitting on your couch in your living room and reading a Mishpacha magazine article is settling the land, just like it is when you do that in your Sukkah. Hiddur mitzva is reading one of my articles on touring Israel in my column there. (Yeah.. I know it's been a while... one day soon will get back to that… meantime just keep reading the back issues on my website ourholylandtours.com).

 

The question became though, what should I do in Israel? How will I support my family? I had never really done anything in my life besides Jewish outreach work and I didn't know much about Israel, but I was pretty sure that wasn't a career that would put pita on my table. To my luck, I had someone in my shul that had somehow made a career out of being what they call a "life coach". I think those are people that can't figure out what to do with their own lives, so they figure they'll get a job telling everyone else what to do. It's kind of like a Rabbi, in that way, but in a monetary economic sense rather than a spiritual one. But it's the same concept… hmmmm…

 

His response to me was, that the secret of a successful career is to try to understand what I enjoy in life, what inspires me, what gives me a "chiyus", what I find a geshmak in, and once I knows what that it is then I should try to figure out how to make a living out of it. So after much deep thought and inner reflection I came to the conclusion that I really really really enjoy vacation a lot. I'm like the king of "bein ha'zmanim". There's really no one that does it better than I do. That knows how to have a better party and good time. It inspires me. It gives me a chiyus. I love it. So I figured that if I became a tour guide, I could perpetually be on vacation. People would pay me to come with them and show them how to party and have a good time. It doesn't get better than that! So here we are, on the week of my 15th Aliyah-versary with the best job on the entire planet earth. Thank You Hashem!

 

Now as I cracked the parsha this week, and I always like word plays and title connections as you guys know, even if they don't really make sense and certainly stuff that you wouldn't see anywhere else, I somehow noticed how the title of our parsha- va'eschanan is kind of like the word vacation.. va'esvacation… You just got to get rid of the "ches" an the second "nun" and stick in a "shin". That's not much of a problem see a few verses later the parsha uses another word called va'noshantem- which means and you will get old, tired and bored in the land of Israel and stick that together with va'eschanan and you kind of get the word vacation there. As well since our parsha has the Shema in it there's as well another similar word that gives us our shin and sounds like vacation which is vi'shinantam livanecha- And you should teach or repeat the words of Moshe and the Torah to your children. Throw that all together and there we have the essence of a vacation! Ok Purim torah over for now… Hey it's Tu B'Av this Shabbos happiest day on the Jewish calendar according to Chazal, I'm allowed to get Purimdik. Now let's talk about what this is really about.

 

See Moshe turns to Hashem and implores him to come into the land of Israel. Actually, the other side of the Jordan is also Israel and is currently occupied territory by Jordan and Syria- even ask the tribes of Reuven and Gad and half of Menashe, and is thus obligated in the mitzvos of the land as well, but Moshe wanted to come on over to this side of the Jordan river as well. He wants to see and walk and experience the whole thing. He wants a "vacation" and thus he is va'eschanan- he asks Hashem for this free gift.

 

Now we all know that trips to Israel are in no way free. Especially these days. Have you checked out El Al prices lately? Now United would be cheaper, but we Jews it seems have an issue with unity. We all think that we are the only ones that have it right and that there is only path to Hashem or El Al- to get up. And thus if you're doing it without unity you gotta pay more… So what is this business of Moshe asking to come in for free, or as Rashi tells us that the word va'eschanan comes from the root matnas "chinam"; a free gift?

 

Even more troubling is that Rashi tells us that tzadikim always ask for that free gift. They don't ask Hashem to answer our prayers because of their merits, but rather just because Hashem gives it to them and to us without any cost or detraction from their merits. Just because.

 

What's that all about? Who comes to Israel for free? And if you have the money, and certainly the merits and could use them as Moshe certainly did, and you're desperate to come in, then why not use them. It's like someone comes to Israel and is begging El AL for a free flight, when you could just use all of those millions of mileage points you have stored up. Yet Moshe doesn't. It's either free or nothing. I'm not flying.

 

The Klei Yakar elaborates upon this free request of Moshe. He notes that Moshe certainly was not asking Hashem to let him into the land of Israel based on all of his previous merits. He knows that's not allowed. He quotes how the King Chizkiyahu was punished for merit name dropping when he asked Hashem for a salvation. It's an important thing to remember that I think many of us make the mistake of doing. We ask Hashem for things and out of desperation start to barter with Him. Hey, Hashem remember how I accepted on myself not to talk during davening, use that merit to give me…. Hey, you know how I threw out my smart-phone I want to trade that merit for You to make this happen. That tzedaka I gave, that lashon harah I didn't speak, that orphan I took care of, that widow I comforted…. I'd like to trade them in for You to…. find me a job, help my kid get married, get into yeshiva, cure my wife, give me a baby, free a hostage, protect my soldier, bring me to Israel. Yeah, tzadikim don't daven that way. Hashem is not a shukMitzvos and merits are non-tradeable. Moshe, obviously who pretty much wrote the handbook from Hashem about how the world works from Hashem, know this. That's not what he was saying when he asked Hashem for a free gift. That's obvious.

 

As well he writes, Moshe was not asking as well that he should be allowed into the land in the merit of all of the future mitzvos that he will do there. The mitzvos of eating the fruits of the land, of learning Torah in Eretz Yisrael, of the sacrifices, of shemitta, of even settling the land. That would be perhaps a legitimate request. One can ask Hashem to make himself a millionaire or make this deal go through in order that that we can give tzedaka. To have a great day touring work out so I can share the glory of the land with klal Yisrael and people living in galus that just don't get what they're missing out on. So that one gets into the right yeshiva so that we can learn Torah and become scholars and teachers. One can do that. One can daven for that. Yet tzadikim and Moshe don't pray that way. That's not the way they shuckle and roll…

 

Someone asked Reb Chayim Kanievsky a question once. It seems that he was a very wealthy individual that had a very lucrative business in the States. He had a son who was a big talmid chacham who had a Kollel of forty avreichim that this father was the sole supporter of. Yet, he wanted to move to Israel. He wanted to live in the Holy Land. He wanted to fulfill the mitzva that all of his ancestors and Moshe had dreamed and prayed of, of Yishuv Eretz Yisrael, settling and fulfilling the promise Hashem had made to our Patriarchs. Yet, if he would do so, he would no longer be in a position to "hold out" and support the Kollel as he would be giving up his entire business and livelihood. Should he move? Is he allowed to move? Should he give up everything and all of that merit of supporting the Torah in Eretz Yisrael, just so that he himself could live there?

 

Rav Chaim unequivocally responded "mitzva l'alos la'aretz". It's a mitzva to move to the land. Supporting Torah is a wonderful thing, but it's not an obligation that one has for someone that can move. As well, who knows if your business will be good next year. Who knows if you will have money to support them? Your entire business can crash tomorrow. The stock market can as well. If Hashem wants to support the Kollel, He'll find them supporters. If Hashem wants you to support the Kollel, He can make it happen even in Israel. Staying in chutz la'aretz is a doubt whether you will be able to fulfill the mitzva of supporting the Kollel or not. Yet, the second you land at Ben Gurion airport, every minute you walk and live in Eretz Yisrael you are getting a mitzva. And the general rule is if one has a mitzva that you can do with certainty- a vadai, then a mitzva that one has a doubt about whether you can fulfill or not does not knock it off. Especially a mitzva that is obligatory.

 

Do you know why tzadikim don't daven based on future merits and mitzvos they might do? It's because who says, they'll be able to do it. Our job is not to live for the future. It's to live in the present. Hashem, bring me into Eretz Yisrael for free, Moshe asks, in order that I can live every moment for the moment in Your Holy Land. It's not for the past. It's not for the future. It's for the right here and now. It's why its called a present. I bet you always wondered about that...

 

Most of our lives we are living either in the past or the future. We do things, we behave in certain ways, we reminisce, we suffer, we remember, we are programmed to behave because of everything that we've gone through. Because of the past that we've lived and experienced. Alternatively, or perhaps even at the same time we live and worry and plan and do things for the future. We work, we slave, we dream, we run, we build, all for the tomorrow that we wish to exist in. This is not the type of life that Hashem created us for. It's stressful. It's overwhelming. It's back and forth. One can't breathe. We're stifled. Do you know what happens when you live like that for too long? You need a vacation.

 

A vacation is taking a break from the crazy past/future lives that we are living and pausing for a while and living in the present for a moment. It's understanding that life isn't about what was and what's piling up behind me, nor is it about the huge load, burden, goals and challenges that stand before me. It's about being free of all of that and just existing in the here and now. It's about breathing in and out and recognizing that Hashem is standing right next to us and pumping that air into your body, right here. He's doing it for free. chinam. He's doing it because He loves you. Because you have chein- grace in His eyes.

 

 Moshe tells Klal Yisrael that we need to know that at the end of days we will return to Hashem and hear His voice.

 

Devarim (4:31) Because Hashem your God is merciful- lo yarpecha- He will not let us loose.

 

Rashi explains- He will not stop holding you in His hands. He will not loosen up. He will not remove you from His side.

 

And this is to the nation, that Moshe described as one that will be exiled, that will worship the gods of the nations. Or as the Baal Haturim writes on the verse a few pesukim beforehand where Moshe says that we will be a nation that

 

Ibid (4:28) serves there, God made by man, wood and stones that do not see, hear, eat or drink.

 

The Baal Haturim, quotes the gemara in Avoda Zara 8. that notes it doesn't say foreign gods, rather just God with a capital "G:". They remain in chutz la'aretz and serve Hashem and keep the Torah, but in fact that is really just worshipping Avoda Zarah in purity. Staying in chutz la'aretz and not coming into Israel and being happy with that is just another form of Kosher idolatry… I don't say that… Chazal do. The Torah does.

 

Vacation is being able to overcome the sin and curse that caused the exile. Va'noshantem- it became old. I'm living in the past. My future is just shlepping on me and aging me. I'm not living in the here and now. I'm not waking up each morning with a fresh day. It's just same old-same old cycle. It's a life of cost, trade, barter, plan and not living for now. Not living and understanding the gift. Not being free, which is truly the essence of everything.

 

Moshe wants to come to Eretz Yisrael for free. To appreciate that gift. To live each moment. It's not about what he may do. It's not about what he has done. That's Hashem's cheshbon. It's just so I can live and appreciate each moment in the moment. That each moment is a gift. That's really what coming to Eretz Yisrael is all about. Because as long as one is not here, then they are on an endless journey to get here. As Rebbe Nachman famously is quoted as saying "every step I take is one closer to Eretz Yisrael.". And it's a tiring 2000-year-old journey.

 

This Shabbos is Shabbos Nachamu. The sefarim tell us that not only will Tisha B'Av eventually become a holiday in the Messianic era, but it will be a 7 day holiday with this Shabbos the 15th of Av becoming like 7th day of Pesach, a holiday within itself. In fact the first night of Pesach is always on the same day of the week of Tisha B'Av (which is one of the reasons why we eat and egg on Seder night). The first night of Pesach is when we left Egypt. It's when we threw our past behind us and began moving to our future.

On the 7th day of Pesach which corresponds to Tu B'Av is when we finally really became free. It's when we recognized that Hashem is standing right there next to us. Each Jew, even the maidservant saw her tormentor brought before them for justice. Each Jew saw the sea split right in front of their personal eyes. Just for them. On Tisha B'av in the fortieth year of the Wilderness all of those that were meant to die finished dying. The past was over. But we didn't realize that until Tu B'Av. It's the day when we can finally be comforted. When we can appreciate that we can now live in the present. That Hashem is holding us and standing with us. That the sin of the spies who were worried about their future, that wanted their "comfortable" past to continue has finally reached the end. It's the day when we accept the embrace and free gift Hashem has given us and stop making excuses and trying to figure out if there's any small fine print on the bottom, that prevents us from coming here.

 

Every Shabbos is the opportunity to take that vacation Hashem tells us to take. Shabbos Nachamu, this year, should be the one that we finally be the beginning of an era of the yom she'kulo Shabbos- a world of eternal vacation!

 

Making up for some past week's lack of sponsorship Baruch Hashem we've a got a double sponsor this Shabbos- Nachamu Nachamu!! Twice! 😊

 

First off this week's E-Mail is sponsored by my dear friends from Detroit Dave and Sarah Wayntraub of Oak Park, Michigan in honor of the wedding of their granddaughter, Leah, daughter of Rafael (Ralph!!!)  and Susie Wayntraub of Southfield, Michigan, to Yitzy Fried, son of Rabbi Shloime and Brachy Fried of Lakewood. May the new couple be zoche to build a bayis ne'eman b'Yisroel and continue to be sources of true Yiddishe nachas to their families, both old and new! Mazel Tov!!

 

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SHABBOS VA'ESCHANAN/ NACHAMU


CANDLELIGHTING 7:03 PM

MINCHA KABBALAS SHABBOS-7:20 PM

SHACHARIS- 9:00 AM

Last time for Kriyat Shema- 9:21 AM

Shiur in Eim Ha’Banim SmeichaNo shiur this week…

MINCHA- 6:45 PM

MARIV- 8:19 PM (ten minutes after tzeis)

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Kain umzister soineh iz nito; me batsolen far ehm..- There are no enemies for free; you have to pay for them.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

29. The name of a tree with an especially wide top and which grows in streams in the Judean Desert,

the Negev and the Arava is ______


Where in Israel can you find a park forest of Tabor oak not felled (cut) during the

Ottoman period?

A. Lower Galilee

B. Jordan Valley

C. The Sharon region

D. Upper Galilee


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dptj7zzIig&list=RD5dptj7zzIig&start_radio=1  – Shabbos Nachamu isn't complete without this song… the Carlebach classic

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_xHmY6ttIo&list=RDu_xHmY6ttIo&start_radio=1 – Here's an actual Moitzash Nachamu Carlebach concert… I was actually at one in Lakewood…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gk2lwKDaT8&list=RD7gk2lwKDaT8&start_radio=1   Slobodka Niggun- Joey and Naftali… Love it..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDfe5NiiZYE&list=RDjDfe5NiiZYE&start_radio=1 - A gorgeous Shwekey and Amir Dadon concert in Tzedkayah's cave Guf Ve'Neshama-- powerfulll

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbgGPsaucik&list=RDdbgGPsaucik&start_radio=1  MBD's Latest Ata Hashem! Hot off the press…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ51z8gqdgM&list=RDgQ51z8gqdgM&start_radio=1  – Shloimie Daskal – Baal Ha'Yeshuos



RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The aftermath Gedalia- the last Yehudi (get the pun..?)  586 BC  - 6000 Jews. That's how many were left after the Babylonians were finished with us on Tisha B'av. Everyone else was killed or exiled. There were more Jews living in one neighborhood in Lakewood or in Monsey then there were in Eretz Yisrael. Yet, we remained. The land still had it's children. The Babylonians allowed some of us to stay. The reason wasn't because of their generosity or love for us. They needed workers. Some slaves that could feed and take care of their troops.  The vintners and the farmers, you gotta have bread and wine to survive…


Gedalya ben Achikam was appointed to be the regent of the Jews by Nevuchadnezzar. His family were descendants of the Shafan family that served under Yoshiayhu in his mass teshuva movement. He was trusted by Nevuchadnezzar because he was on Team Yirmiyahu. He opposed Tzidkiyahu's rebellion against Bavel. He was as well loved and respected by most of the nation. This was our chance to experience our galus in the Holy Land. To build again and at least have the privilege of remaining in Eretz Yisrael. He was the light at the end of the tunnel.


They lived and ruled in Mitzpa, rather than the destroyed city of Jerusalem.  The city of Mitzpa is where Shmuel was from, it was where the Kingdom of King Shaul was and it even has a Tu B'Av connection… Isn't that cool!? But first where is Mitzpa?


It seems that there are two suggestions from archeologists. Some prefer to place it where Nebi Samuel, the tomb of Shmuel is today. Others suggest it's not far from there in a place called Tel Nutzba. Which kind of sounds like mitzpeh (kind of like vacation and va'eschanan..). It's in the portion of Binyamin just north of Yerushalayim near Givat Binyamin today.


What happened there on Tu "bAv? Well it is there that all of Klal Yisrael comes to wage war against the tribe of Binyamin in the book of Shoftim, by the story of the concubine- pilegesh of Givah. It's here where they all take a vow never to let their daughters marry their sons. The tribe of Binyamin is thus looking at being wiped out. No future. Not 12 tribes. No shechina. No Bais HaMikdash. It will all end. Until Tu "bAv comes along and we all get together again. We dance in the fields of Shilo and let our daughters be kidnapped, by them. We return the hostages to their families. It's the holiday when we get together and fix the sins of the destruction. From there we build the Bais Ha'Mikdash with Dovid and ShlomoGedalya ben Achikam goes there to start the next hope. Unfortunately, he's not successful. Yishmael comes and kills him. We'll see that next week. In the meantime let's hop this year Tu "bAv brings the geula and fixes those sins.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE VACATION JOKES OF THE WEEK


Where do math teachers go on vacation? To time square.


There was a World press media bus that went on a vacation by bus. The bus driver gets distracted by the beautiful scenery and drives off a cliff next to a farm.

The following day the police question the farmer:

- Did you not find any victims?

- Actually, I did.

- And where are they?

- Well, I buried them.

- Every reporter died?!

- Some of them said they didn't, but I don't believe a word of what they say anymore...


My wife wanted to go on vacation, but I wanted a staycation... In the end, we settled it with an altercation.


Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip.

We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."

The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"

Little Johnny thought for a few seconds and said, "Actually, we went to Texas."


For her birthday I bought my wife a world map and gave her a dart. I told her to throw it and wherever it lands, we will go on vacation after this pandemic is over. Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.


Two Priests decided to go to Thailand on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests. For once, they’d enjoy a vacation as regular people. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a swimsuit came walking straight towards them.


They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.', nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a little while, the same blonde, wearing a different colored swimsuit, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said: 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.' and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'

'Yes, Father?'

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

 "Father, it's me,' she replied, 'Sister Agatha!"


Shaindy's on vacation and calls home. She asks her husband Yankel, "How’s my cat doing?"

Yankel says, "The cat’s dead."


Shaindy is all upset and says, "Well, you could have broken the news to me when I got home. I can’t enjoy my vacation now. You could’ve just said a little white lie, like the cat’s on the roof and you can’t get her down."

"Okay, I’m sorry," says the Yankel, "I’ll remember that."

Shaindy then asks "Anyway, how’s my mother doing?"

Yankel says, "Your mother’s on the roof and we can’t get her down."


A few years back when I’ve been on vacation in the Alps, my wife got pregnant. The year after that, a vacation in the Rockies, my wife got pregnant. Two years after that, a vacation in Aruba, my wife got pregnant. And another vacation’s coming up…...”

 “So what are you going to do?”

“I think I’m going to have to take her with me this year, just in case"

(yeahhh Yeahh.. I know it's a bit nisht… but couldn't resist…


A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"


A young man is vacationing in Spain. when he happens to wander into a pub populated entirely by tourists, most of whom are in the midst of playing some kind of trivia game.

The young man sits down at a vacant table and listens for a while, slowly realizing that the game is focused entirely on the many hotels, motels, and hostels that dot the country. It should be pretty boring, he thinks, but he ends up becoming more and more enthralled. Finally, after the thrilling finish of a round, the now-hooked traveller approaches the bartender.

Hey,” he hurriedly says, “can I join the next game?”

The bartender arches a bushy eyebrow. “Really? Feeling swept up in the trivia?”

The young man nods. “I’m as surprised as you are, honestly. I wouldn’t have expected that I’d want to play so bad.”

The bartender sighs and nods. “Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Quiz itch, son.”


Another man vacations in Spain, while he's there, he decides to get a tattoo to remember the trip by. Just his luck, though, the tattoo get infected. The local who has been showing him around notices the next day and offers to lend a hand.

"I know a guy who specializes in this exact thing," the local says. "He's a friend of mine and I'm sure he'll help you out."

"Really?" the tourist asks. "I would never expect you to know someone who specializes specifically in tattoo related medical issues."

The local turns to him and simply says, "Of course, nobody expects the Spanish Ink Physician

(and you thought the previous joke was bad… wait for the next one..)


A man is on vacation in Spain. He stops at a local inn to stay and is having a drink down in the bar.

Once there he was challenged by the bartender to win a free meal and a drink. He needs only score higher on a trivia quiz against a very smart chicken.

Amused and figuring he couldn’t lose to a bird he accepts. The bartender places the hen on the counter and the contest begins. To his astonishment the hen wins decisively. He forfeits his bet with good grace.

I gotta say I did not think I was going to lose a trivia game to a bird.” He says.

The innkeeper laughs “Nobody expects the Spanish inn quiz whizz hen"


My wife and I can never agree on vacations. I want to go to exotic islands and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.

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The answer to this week”s question is A Another one right! Baruch Hashem. We're getting back into a decent passing score zone. The first part is easy. Of course it's the Shitta tree which was used in the building of the Mishkan although the ones you see here are certainly not big enough. As far as part B though, I wasn't totally sure. But being that Har Tavor has lots of those trees. And I didn't think they cut them down as they did in other places I went with that lower Galil area and sure enough was right!   So the score is now Rabbi Schwartz 18.5 Ministry of Tourism 10.5 on this exam so far.