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Thursday, January 7, 2016

Getting it Right-Vaeira 5776/2016

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 8th  2016! -Volume 6, Issue 14 27th Tevet 5776
Parshat Vaeira
Getting it Right

It always amuses me, although it is somewhat tragic, how the ignorance of many Israelis about our history and biblical figures can sometimes lead them to making pretty hideous mistakes in what they emulate. One great example is this hotel that I visited in Eilat a few weeks ago with my wife, I say visited because I couldn’t afford to stay there, but the spa was only 90 shek, so that’s where we went while sleeping at a cheaper hotel. {Not that you get the wrong idea, that I just visited Eilat, which is a fantastic vacation city, but it was a business trip as well, as I had to check it out for some upcoming tours I had. Oyyy the travails of being a tour guideJ}. Anyways the hotel was one of the most magnificent in Israel a few blocks long and glorious in every architectural way. Its name troubled me though. It was called the Herod’s hotel. Now I understand that they were naming it after that great King of Israel that built the 2nd Temple which according to our sages “one who had not seen in the Temple of Herod had not seen a beautiful building in his life”. In addition he built the Tomb of our forefathers in Hebron, the glorious port city of Caesarea and other huge edifices around Israel (tour guides on this list can you name them?). Yet, Herod was not a nice person. He was kind of a psychopath. I was wondering as I was looking out at the beautiful swimming pool, if the namers of the hotel knew that Herod had his own children and grandchildren drowned in his pool, because he suspected them of trying to overthrow him. Or as I stood over the beautiful balcony looking out at the glorious view of the Eilat mountain range and the hills of biblical Edom if they knew that Herod’s wife committed suicide jumping off the balcony of his palace rather than being married to that tyrant. (Incidentally he had her preserved in honey after that and would continue to bring her to all State Functions-think about that next time your husband says Honey, can you come hereJ). The man was literally a paranoid murderer, who killed thousands of Jews in the worst possible way. Not someone I would think you should name a hotel after.

And then one can go to the Dead Sea area and be greeted by the Lot Hotel. Also not a great name for a hotel. Again being that this is near the ancient city of Sodom, where Abraham’s nephew Lot lived and which the angels rescued him from before its destruction with fire and brimstone, it was thus named. Yet, let’s see what I would expect to see in a hotel named after Lot. First of all the food is probably pretty salty, the beds might be to short or long and your feet can be stretched or shortened as was the custom in Sodom. In addition I would probably be a bit nervous being my daughters there, as Lot threw his two daughters out to the street to be molested by the local mob. On the other hand the wine is probably pretty good, as the Torah tells us Lot got plastered after his city was destroyed…yet I wouldn’t recommend sharing a room with any family members that night. You never know who you’ll wake up with in the morning.

Sadly, there’s a lot of things like this in Israel. I always get saddened when I meet an Israeli named Nimrod-which the Torah tells us was a great warrior, but our sages tell us that he was the despot king that threw Abraham into the fiery furnace and build the Tower of Babel to rebel against God.. Why not name your child Hitler, or Stalin? It’s not just an Israeli problem, though I remember once being in a Synagogue in Chicago and an individual got up to the Torah to give his newborn daughter her new name. He called her Michaela Yardena, which sounded kind of nice until I put two and two together and realized that the man was a Chicago Bulls fan. Ouch! But the truth is throughout history we see Jews seem to be forgetting our roots, the significance of maintaining our decidedly and uniquely Jewish identities and names and trying to blend in as much as possible. I remember once going to the ancient city of Tzipori, with a Chasidic family and how they noted how strange it seemed to them that the names of those who had dedicated the synagogue mosaic floor 2000 years ago were Plonius and Marcus-decidedly not your typical Jewish names. I reminded them subtly that their names Berel and his wife Fayga were also not really biblically oriented. Ummmmm. But it’s true. Jews in Spain became Pedro, in France became Jean, and in Africa probably Walla Walla Boom Boom. Yeah we kind of forget that the non-Jewish names and countries that we are in will come and go. It is only us that are eternal.

Why do we forget? Why do we try to assimilate? What can we do to counter that? Is there some Divine plan or trick to remember? The answer is of course there is. In fact Hashem commanded us twice a day to remember one story. To have a Seder feast each year with our family and to retell the story of how we became a nation. The lesson that we learned on the day that we were born. The lesson of our Exodus from Egypt.

This week’s Torah portion tells us the beginning of the story of our Exodus. We’re all familiar with it. We saw the movie, sadly enough, Heston’s and the Disney version. We know about the blood, the frogs, the wild animals, lice and hail and we remember the splitting of the Sea. Little kids sing about Pharaoh in Pajamas in the middle of the night. Hashem made a big production out of this. It is certainly memorable, we know the stories and our sages and our parents Midrashic elaborations and embellishments. Yet sometimes we get so caught up in the details we can forget the big picture. We can forget the big question. The elephant in the middle of the room. I think it is the question that we should ask, but perhaps too many of us might have the wrong answer, particularly in our politically correct world. I remember someone once asked me it in Seattle, although they kind of missed the boat, but they came close. Let’s see if we can stumble on it together and maybe than we can have the insight I believe we are meant to in our lives today.

The question I was asked is why were the animals killed, throughout the story? The poor fish in the plague of blood, the frogs-they didn’t seem too bothered about the lice, but the poor sheep and cattle in the plague of Pestilence. Oyy… What did they do wrong? A real good Seattlite question J. Being a Rabbi I kind of responded to the question with what I think is really a better question. We do that sometime, by the way, in order to get to the clarity of the issue and to follow the line of questioning and logic to its ultimate conclusion. I asked and what about the babies and children of the Egyptians, what did they do wrong? Let’s take it a step forward. Was all of Egypt really culpubale for the actions and stubbornness of Pharaoh? There were many of them that were pretty ready to let the Jews go at various points during the plagues. Yet all of Egypt suffered. All of them drank blood for a week. All of them had boils, lice, darkness, they all lost their firstborns. Why? I can understand that sometimes there is collateral damage in a war. If it’s Israel that causes this there is of course world condemnation. If it’s the US then they talk about establishing a commission to investigate, If its Putin, he kind of smiles, and if its Arab against Arab like in Syria today then we all just send them money and supplies. But this is God we are talking about that is inflicting this upon- a decidedly and unquestionably evil nation-but certainly He is not abiding by any type of Geneva Convention laws.

The question, as well guess can be posed, why we had to suffer so long as well? What was the point of all of those Jewish babies thrown into the Nile? The torture, the slave labor, the attempted Genocide? The horrors that our people suffered for close to two centuries is incomprehensible? Why did God allow it? This is not only a question that we are allowed to ask. The Torah in fact at the conclusion of last weeks portion as asking it? Where are You? You have not redeemed your people. The Torah begins this week with the answer to all of the questions above with the answer in a nutshell it goes something like this “I am God-the Omnipotent one and I have heard your cries and I will take you out with great miracles and bring you to the land of Israel So you will know that I am Hashem who takes you out and the land your forefathers dwelled in will be yours as an inheritance.” Got it? All makes sense now? Let’s take it slowly and try to dissect this. After all it is the essence of everything. It’s what we are meant to remember.

We had forefathers, they recognized Hashem as the Creator of the world, but never revealed the ultimate mission of bringing the concept of a God that is above time and space that is running the world with an ultimate goal of it achieving that recognition of its Godliness to the rest of the world. And thus HE has chosen their descendants to be his people that would be charged with bringing that light to the world. That’s the picture. Those people for them to succeed have to realize that they are different than anyone and everyone else. They can be leaders and the most influential people in the world at one point in time, As Joseph was in Egypt, as the Jews were in Spain, Germany, Communist Russia or even the good old US of A. And in the next minute, if they forget their mission, their job, their ultimate real home, they can be thrust into the nile, the inquisition, the Gulag, or the Aushwitzes of history. But ultimately I will take them out. Note the tense of the word that the Torah uses “I am Hashem who takes you out” present/future tense. Always that is our story. When I take you out it will be with miracles that are there to show you that you are not Egypt. They will drink blood and you will not be able to even give them your water, but sell them to them (otherwise it wouldn’t change). Don’t get confused, you are above them. They need to realize that and even more significantly you need to realize that. Their animals die so they must come to you for animals. They’re children will die, so that they may recognize that only through the Jewish people and nation will salvation come, will the light come. We need to realize that even more so.

Hashem didn’t just miraculously transport us from Egypt magically poof “Disapparate”-for all those Harry Potter fans.” To Israel. He extricated us from them with 10 plagues that would teach them and us a lesson that we should never forget. He blew them away. He showed that every aspect of Creation would go against its natural way of working because they all serve Hashem which is above time and “modern” conceptions of right and wrong, just and fair and “proportionate and disproportionate responses”. The only right is what brings the world closer to its inevitable purpose, the only good is when the Jewish people recognize that it is ours to bring that to the world from the country that our forefathers lived in for that is our inheritance and our legacy- the word Morasha/inheritance is also present and future. Evil is whatever stands in the way of that purpose. Whatever detracts and enslaves us, whether it is external forced labor and persecution or it is our internal tendency to stray and abdicate our role and assimilate. Or even worse look to the world for direction or morality, rather than lead and teach them as we are meant to.

Hashem is just and all His ways are just. The story of our birth as a nation is one that is filled with horror and dread. It is what happens to a world that is Godless. It is what happens to a world that the Jewish people had chosen to assimilate and accept the dictates of their society rather than to lead the world. It brought tragedy upon us and it brought tragedy and devastation for Egypt and the rest of the world. We have said “Never Again” many times since then, yet tragically it has happened again and again. It happens daily horrifically today even within the “modern” State of Israel that Hashem has blessed us with returning to. We are home but still need leading. Still not teaching. Still answering to the worlds hypocritical sense of morality that seems to only be slung at us, because we have not given them the alternate and only true sense of morality that we are meant to. We have yet to claim Israel as the country that is our inheritance to bring the name of Hashem and His Torah as the only true theology to the world. It’s why we are here. It’s why we were born. It’s what the world is awaiting for us to do. It’s what our Father is waiting for us to do. I await the day when hotels in the US of A will be called The Avraham Avinu Hotel, that in Saudi Arabia they will be called the Moshe Rabeinu Plaza, that the names Herod, Lot and Nimrod are not only never used in a Jewish context but are even scorned by the rest of the world. A world where the entire United Nations will invite the leading sage to teach them about ethics and morality. A world where evil is finally eradicated. A world where the Jewish People finally and truly Never forgets.

  Have a super duper Shabbos and Chodesh Shvat Tov,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK

https://youtu.be/LxLbzolGxr4    – Keeping up the Diet funny videos here’s another great one about a contest “biggest Loser” to raise charity for Autism… Really funny but again gotta be a bit yeshivishe to appreciate to the fullest

https://youtu.be/051OvN2--44   – One of my favorite American Israelis Dov Shurim wh composed the controversial song that was used at the “Jewish hate wedding” as they are calling it in Israel. Offering his insight and response to the claims of Jewish Terrorism. I agree with him. It’s in Hebrew though… Although he breaks into English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsMUPCBTRRM  –Here’s just a great song Elokai that I fell in love with this week. Eitan Katz, really beautiful…

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“A nar ken fregen mer frages in a sho vi a kluger ken entferen in a yor..”-  A fool can ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in a year.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
“However important it is that love shall precede marriage, it is far more important that it shall continue after marriage.”
“If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.”
“It's not how much or how little you have that makes you great or small, but how much or how little you are with what you have.”
“ I see a child enveloped in flames. The bystanders are afraid; they do nothing, or else they are only trying to save the building. I see the child. I rush in. Should I first ask my neighbor whether he, too, sees the child? Should I worry whether, in my haste, I am jostling someone, or perhaps hindering the salvage of the building by running in? Perhaps I am causing a draft, fanning the fire? “‘But,’ you might ask, ‘what if you are too late? What if the building collapses on top of the child in a roaring con – flagration before you reach it?’ To this I reply: ‘Were I to be buried under it, I would at least have done my duty.”
-Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch -Yartzeit this Friday the 27th of Tevet
Rabbi Samson Raphael Hirsch (1808-1888) – The last quote above was written by Harav Hirsch when was a mere 27 years old. Yet to a large degree, it was that determination and sense of responsibility for the future of the Jewish people, more than his brilliance, oratory and writing skills that made him into one of the most pivotal figures in Jewish history succeeding in accomplishing exactly that.
Rav Hirsch was born in a unique time in Jewish history. The world was post- Napoleonic renaissance and Jews were rather than being persecuted were allowed to practice their faith freely and were even offered equal rights and opportunities as their gentile neighbors. In that world the “Haskala/Enlightenment” movement began to take hold in Eastern Europe as well as the Reform Movement in Germany. Both of these movements viewed the Torah and traditional Jewish observant lifestyle as being outdated, non-binding and in fact detrimental to Jewish advancement. In Germany the Reform Movement held its inaugural dinner on Yom Kippur Eve with a festive meal that served shrimp and non-Kosher, their Temples had mixed choirs, and introduced organs that were played on the Sabbath in violation of the law. Some Synagogues went so far as imitating the church’s that they were emulating and switched the Sabbath to Sunday (although interestingly enough many had a separate pew seating for men and women for the same reason-as they were emulating the churches. Jerusalem, the notion of a return to Israel and a longing for a Messianic era were all scrubbed from their prayer books and services as they were viewed to be outdated and non-Patriotic. Germany was declared the “New Jerusalem”… if there were ever famous last words…  Much of the above would be an anathema to even the Reform movement today. Thousands of young Jewish children were being swept into the waves of “modernity” and the old Jewish schools were struggling or lacking the skills to fight the battle for the Jewish soul. It is into this world that Rav Hirsch was born and in which he ultimately dedicated his life’s work and blood to transforming.

As a young boy Rav Hirsch studied in some of the greatest Yeshivot in Hmaburg and in Manheim studying at the feet of Rabbi Yackov Ettlinger author of the seminal work Aruch Laner on the Talmud. He then attended the University of Bonn interestingly enough studying there at the same time as his primary antagonist Abraham Geiger. In the university he studied languages, Philosophy and history. He served at various pulpits and became the chief Rabbi of Moravia after publishing his seminal work Horev that explains the ideas and concepts behind the commandments, yet at the same time declaring the essence of them being the word of God and our obligation to adhere to His word. Before the publisher agreed to print the Book though, as he felt that there was no market for it, he requested that Rav Hirsch publish a shorter easier “test work” to feel out the waters. In turn Rav Hirsch came back with one of his most prolific works known as “The 19 Letters” which written as a dialogue between two friends one who is looking for meaning and reasons to embrace his faith and not leave it. The work took Germany by storm and eventually spread throughout Europe and even to Russia. And thus Rav Hirsch became the general and voice of the battle to maintain tradition.

The battle ground was in the city of Frankfurt Am Main. There the Reform movement had established by a community board under the government auspices that had diverted all the communal funds from the traditional Jewish schools, shutting down the Mikvas, the Jewish burial society and canceled the Kosher meals that were being served to Jewish patients in the hospital. Rav Hirsch took over the leadership of the community and established his own independent community Kehillat Yeshurun. He began by reestablishing the Mikva and then began the school and then the Shul. He felt that schools that he founded were of the upmost priority for him. It is there that he taught and developed his weltanschauung-world outlook that really changed the entire orthodox world until today of Torah Im Derech Eretz- Torah with an incorporation of and engagement with the education, knowledge and wisdom of the larger world, seeing it as an expansion of ones appreciation of the supremacy of Torah and its ability to offer relevance and insight to modern times. In the Realschule schools he established Torah was of prominence yet the curriculum included geography, sciences, music, French and English and advanced mathematics. 

Although there were Rabbis and Orthodox leaders that opposed the introduction of this type of revolutionary school system in their community and preferred a path of total disengagement with the world, All agreed that Rav Hirsch, because of the personality that he was and who did what he did purely for the sake of Heaven and the Jewish people single-handily saved his community and reestablished the ability of Traditionally Judaism to stand up to the challenges of modernity and create a Torah Jew that was comfortable and confident in both world.

Rav Hirsch’s legacy stands not just in the works that he authored that are classics, particularly his commentary on the Torah, nor even in the German Kehillat Yeshurun community that is still active according his customs and his worldview today in Washington Heights. To a large degree his path of engagement in the secular society lay the framework for the Orthodox Yeshiva system today in America and  generations of Orthodox Jews that have succeeded in bringing the light of Torah to the world in all areas of the Sciences, Medicine, law and even Technology. Today as all of the other movements who have broken from the traditional path struggle to define themselves and to save their mass hemorrhaging movements with the newer generations. Orthodoxy stands proud as the movement that not only has been the only one to continue the traditions that have been passed on for thousands of years and were given to us so long ago on Sinai, but are the ones that will continue to hold that banner high as an eternal one that speaks to every single generation. And that to a large degree is due to Rav Samson Raphael Hirsch’s leadership. May his memory be blessed.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
The Ahmadite movement was founded in
A.    India
B.     Iran
C.     Caucasus region
D.    Istanbul
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
Sometimes a deeper look at Rashi can reveal a better understanding of something that we may take for granted, something as simple as the translation of a word, that we assume we understand. Take this Week’s portion for example. The Torah interrupts the story of the Exodus with another retelling of the lineage of some of the tribes, at least the first three, and then proceeds to tell us about the house of Levi, their children and how Amram marries Dodato Yoecheved and she in turns give birth to Aharon and Moshe. Rashi on the words Dodato Yocheved says
 “Achot Avohi- Aramaic translation for his father’s sister, the daughter of Levi the sister of Kehat”
Now seemingly this seems to be obvious, after all doesn’t Dodato mean aunt? And isn’t an aunt his father’s sister? And if she is his father’s sister than doesn’t that make her the daughter of Levi and thus the sister of Kehat? What’s Rashi’s problem here? What is he worried that we are not going to figure out that he needs to comment on.
The answer the Sifsei Chachamim notes is that unlike modern day Hebrew, in the Torah dodato an aunt is not your father’s sister, but rather your uncle’s wife. He quotes the verse in Vayikra where it talks about forbidden relationships and there it calls one’s fathers sister-just that- a father’s sister, as opposes to one’s father’s brother’s wife as you aunt, your Dodato. Therefore Rashi needs to clarify it.
In addition Rashi is noting perhaps, that what is the reason why the Torah is going out of its way to tell us that she is his aunt? The answer is because she herself is important. She is the sister of Kehat. Meaning that although there were three brothers Kehat- the bearers of the Ark was the most important and respected brother. Yocheved, Rashi is telling us, was Kehat’s sister, she was also important. That’s the reason the Torah is telling us the lineage of Yocheved to let us know that she was a great person, like her brother.
And I think that’s pretty cool! Never thought that there was a difference in the Hebrew word Dodato. I guess that’s why we need Rashi.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

The Perushim take control of Sanhedrin 28th of Tevet this Shabbos – It is a day that is recorded in a work called the Megilat Taanit as a holiday that was celebrated during the 2nd Temple. I twas the best times and worst of times. The Jewish people had their Temple in Jerusalem, the Maccabees and the Chashmonaim had conquered the Greeks and the Jewish Hellenists and restablished the Temple properly as the place of God. It didn’t last too long though by the time the third generation had rolled around the Jews had once again abandoned their commitment to Torah and its values. A new sect arose called the Saducees or Tzadokim that began declaring that there was no Eternal world or reward and punishment, and that the sages and the Oral transmission of the Torah were not binding on the people. They were mostly corrupt Kohanim priests that had taken over the service in the Temple and took advantage of the masses. It was a mess. In opposition to the Saducees were the sages who were called Perushim or Pharisees. They stayed true to the Torah and tried to uplift the people and guide them on the true and just path. The King Yannai or Janaeus, a descendant of one of the Chashmonaim, was married to the leading Sage, Rabbi Shimon Ben Shetach’s sister Shlomtzion. The Saducees though eventually corrupted this Kings mind with suspicions that the Rabbis would usurp his power-as in truth the Jewish tradition is that only a King from the tribe of Judah could rule, and Yannai from the house of the Chasmonaim were priests from the tribe of Levi. Ultimately they took control of the Sanhedrin and things were going downhill. There were massacres in the Temple of Pharisee Jews by the King. But ultimately on the 28th of Tevet Shimon Ben Shetach was able to wrest control back of the Sanhedrin by proving that the Saducees really didn’t know much about Jewish law and tradition. It is kind of difficult, as one of my Rabbis once said, if you’re making your religion up as you go along. That day was celebrated as a holiday. Ultimatly Yannai died and his wife Shlotmtzion became one of the greatest Queens and leaders during the Second Temple period heralding in a new era of peace and prosperity and Torah knowledge and service of Hashem.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S NEW YEAR JOKES OF THE WEEK

Jay, Tom and Paul were at a convention together sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-story hotel. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken, and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.
Jay said to Tom and Paul, “Let’s break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I’ll tell jokes for 25 flights, Tom can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Paul will tell sad stories for the rest of the way.”
At the 26th floor, Jay stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor, Tom stopped singing and Paul began to tell sad stories.
“I will tell my saddest story first,” he said. “I left the room key in the car.”

The Following is from Hotels in Tokyo but many could very well have been from Israel.
Funny Hotel Notices In The Lobby

  1. English well speaking.
  2. We take your bags and send them in all direction. 
  3.  In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
  4. The elevator is being fixed for the next day during that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
  1. In the lift: Do not enter the elevator backwards, and only when lit up.
  2. To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor.
  3. Customers are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 am daily.
  1. Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.  If you are not person to do such thing please not to read notice.
  2. Please to bathe inside the tub.
  3. Please leave your values at the front desk.
  4. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
  1. Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
  2. Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
  3. Special today - no ice cream.
  1. For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
  2. If this is your first visit to Tokyo, you are welcome to it.
  3. Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
  4. Specialist in women and other diseases.
  5. Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

 And of course my favorite joke…
Yankel’s mother calls his camp after the summer with her complaints. She is furious that her son came home without his towels.
“What type of camp is this?” she yells “What type of children, from what type of homes that takes things that don’t belong to them? I don’t understand how this could happen!”
The secretary at the camp apologized and suggested that perhaps little Yankel had merely misplaced his towels and they would proceed to look for them immediately. She asked the Mom if she could please describe them for her.
Yankel’s mother said “They are very recognizable, they all say Hilton on them….”

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Answer is A- Not all Muslims believe in killing Jews. The Ahmadite movement, which in Israel is based in Haifa broke off from Islam in the mid 1800’s viewing Islam as peaceful movement that is meant to incorporate all of the previous religions into its vision of world peace, love for ones fellow man that will eventually herald in the final era of when the One God will reveal Himself to the entire world. The movement was founded in India and today has close to 15 million adherents all over the world. They believe that the Torah and its prophets are true, as well as the founder of Christianity-although they believe he is dead and buried in India and never rose again, as well as Buddha and Confucius are real prophets. Why not? I’m still not sure if I can get my name on that list as well. Maybe. The Muslims of course persecuted and persecute them today all over the world something fierce. After all they kind of spoiled their fun as they explain jihad as a personal battle over ones evil inclination. But wouldn’t it be nice if there more muslims that adopted this mind set. One can only wish….

Friday, January 1, 2016

Then and Now- Shemos 2016/5776

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 1st  2016! -Volume 6, Issue 13 20th Tevet 5776
Parshat Shemos
Then and Now
I’m not a fan of the secular New Year, not that anyone ever asked me. Historically from what I have read, it was traditionally a time when Jews were killed for supposedly killing the Christian “savior”. So it might be a time when some Jews would want to get drunk. I hear that. Maybe like Purim. But the difference is we were saved from Haman not from Pope whatsisface . Yet I understand the urge for people to have a time when they might want to reflect on the past year. We do that on Rosh Hashana, our gentile brothers should have a day too. They even blow horns, if my memory of living in the Diaspora serves me correct at midnight. Yet reveling on the moment of their reflection doesn’t’ necessarily seems like kind of the wrong way to do things. But who am I to ruin a good party? Maybe they should bring some Breslavers to Times Square to help them out. Those guys can party any day of the year.

But the truth is there is quite a bit to reflect upon over the past year. Recently someone sent me a very cool E-Mail with what the world looked like in 1915 one hundred years ago. Its really pretty amazing. Here I’ll include a few things from back then, of course with my comments and poignant reflections included
The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.- wow and I knew there was a reason I was feeling old
Fuel for cars was sold in drug stores only- today in Israel you can buy a refrigerator in some gas stations…why I don’t know
Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub- no comment about the smell on some of the buses here that makes me kind of wonder what the percentage here is?
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone-this is probably true today as well as most people have cell phones- the Schwartzes have a telephone that no one seems to answer in the house though
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.- Like Jerusalem during Rush hour or 7:00 AM-9:00 PM
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower-What is it today?
The average US wage in 1910 was 22 cents per hour. The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year.A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year. A dentist $2,500 per year. A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year. And, a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.- and people still didn’t move to Israel… Oh yeah there was no Israel back then either. Wonder how much Hi Tech paid back then?Rabbis? Tour guides?
More than 95 percent of all births took place at home …-hmmmm and this was before Obamacare you say?
Ninety percent of all Doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION! Instead, they attended so-called medical schools.- Maybe that’s why dentists got $2500 and veterinarians got $4000 and that’s probably why people were having babies at home
Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen. Coffee was fifteen cents a pound- how much coffee can you make with a pound of sugar and coffee. And what are the eggs for?
Most women only washed their hair once a month, And, used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.- Aha now we understand the eggs…
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country.- so they moved to Israel.
The Five leading causes of death were: 1.   Pneumonia and influenza 2. Tuberculosis 3. Diarrhea 4. Heart disease 5. Stroke- Number 3 was probably as result of all that coffee and eggs, and it really must have been bad with that slow traffic.
The American flag had 45 stars. The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was only 30.- Then Donald Trump was born.
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn’t been invented yet.-I could live without all of those. Corona comes in a bottle.
There was neither a Mother’s Day nor a Father’s Day.-And then there was Hallmark
Two out of every 10 adults couldn’t read or write- But did they text my kids would like to know.
And, only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at local corner drugstores. Back then pharmacists said, “Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach, bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health!” - So that’s how they got by. I wonder if they told them that it also helps with not noticing the smell of your wife’s hair.
Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help…I wonder how much he or she got an hour? Ahhh the good old days
There were about 230 ‘reported’ murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.! Which is most surprising of all. I think there were probably a lot more, but nobody had a telephone to report them with…

Jokes and snide comments aside, you have to admit this is pretty amazing. The world is truly moving at a very fast pace. Faster than possibly it ever has in its advances in technology, medicine, and in making the world a more productive and comfortable place to live. One can barely even imagine what life was like a mere hundred years ago. At the same time though the world has certainly deteriorated since that time. Divorces, suicides, 10’s of millions of people who have died in wars, the breakdown of society and its morals. Hollywood, Television, the internet, the honest coverage of the news media (one of my personal pet peeves), forget about the deterioration of what once used to be the bastions of our education the universities and colleges which today are pretty much centers of liberal anti-Israel rhetoric that cost three arms and 4 legs. Maybe it wasn’t that bad after all back then? Reflect.

While your reflecting though. This week’s Torah portion gives a bit of insight as well to a dramatically changing world. The Jewish world. Our ancestor’s world. The land of Egypt where it all started. The Book of Shemot-which is thus called because it begins with a list of the names of the tribes of Israel and the 70 souls that came down to that country concludes 210 years later with approximately 2-3 million Jews. We are told that 600,000 men between the age of 20-60 left Egypt. If we double that for women and then add in everyone over 20 and over 60 we’re looking at a pretty huge birthrate. The Torah tells us that in fact the Jews were “fruitful, and multiplied very very much. The Midrash tells us that they had 6 babies at one shot. And if you do the math from 70 to 3,000,000 in 210 years its pretty much the only way you can come to that number. And so from a small family of the descendants of Yaakov the nation of Israel was born. 2 centuries that’s all. How much did we change in that time? How different were they from their forefathers?

The Torah gives us mixed messages about this people of ours. On one hand, we are told that the Jews in the beginning were certainly a large influential part of Egypt. This is not surprising. After all our grand-daddy Yosef saved the entire country in the first book of the Torah we just concluded and through his economic policies- we Jews are always good at that- raised them to the status of the world empire they became. Our Rabbis and even the Torah tells us that the Jews were also idol worshippers. The sea didn’t want to split for them for that reason initially and the Jews had to sacrifice the Pesach lamb, the idol of Egypt that they had worshipped in order to merit leaving. We were assimilating. Something that we have a tendency to do, when we find a gentile that doesn’t want to kill us…at first.

On the other hand the Torah calls this book of our people the Book of Shemos. The book of names and our sages tell us that the Jewish people, who may have been assimilating into the culture of Egypt, still maintained their Jewish names and identities. Yankel stayed Yankel and Leah never became Cleopatra. This was of course before the Torah was given so we didn’t really have Torah and Mitzvos, commandments to keep us separate, so our names became our distinctive identity. We kept them for 210 years. I don’t know if that ever happened again in the any of our histories of Exile throughout the millennia.

It was more than just our names though. The Jews despite their assimilation and despite their eventual persecution kept something else the same over the 210 years that we were in Egypt. They kept their belief that they would one day be redeemed and they kept their faith in God. The Torah tells us how the midwives- Shifra and Puah- or as Rashi says Yocheved and Miriam “feared God” and they saved the Jewish children. The Jewish people cry out to Hashem from their pain and suffering. The Jewish taskmasters take blows and put their own lives on the line for the Jewish people that had turned into slaves. They feared Hashem. These two things are not disconnected. They all come from the first exile into Egypt that set the tone for our people there. None other than Yosef. In fact the story of Yosef is the precursor to our story in Egypt.

Yosef, is taken from his family and his roots and thrown into a strange country. Yet he always longs and awaits the day he will return. Years in prison and yet he still believes in his redemption. As well Yosef is the man who consistently repeats the phrase “I fear Hashem”. He says it in the house of Pharaoh. He says it in prison. He says it to his brothers when he is reunited with them. In fact it is Yosef who tells his children in his final command that Hashem will redeem his people from Egypt and bring them back to Israel. His request is only that they bring him along. The bones of Yosef would one day come out with them. If they remember Yosef, if they remember his fear of Heaven, they would also remember that they would be redeemed.

The story of our Exile to Egypt begins with the statement and a new king arose in Egypt that did not know Yosef. The king forgot Yosef and perhaps the Jews forgot Yosef and thus the slavery began. And then we remembered. The midwives remembered, the people suffered and remembered. It came together. The time for the Exodus could now happen. Two long but short centuries in our Jewish history. Centuries of forgetting and remembering. Centuries of assimilation but always having that reminder that our names are our souls are unique, are different, are here to lift up the world.

 I once heard Natan Sharansky speak and he described that when he was in the prison in the Russia he received a Tehillim/Psalms from his wife Avital that he would keep with him. He wasn’t that learned and he was unfamiliar with the term that King David kept using “the fear of God”. He didn’t understand why one would fear God. Hashem was loving. Hashem was our father. Why should there be fear of him. He said one day it came to him. The fear of God meant that one was fearful of losing that Godliness that is in each of us. That image of God that we are created in. That is what Yirat Elokim is to him. Not remembering where we came from and what we are here to do. The word Shemot our names really shares the same root as Neshama- our souls. Our name as this book is called is really just describing our essence. Will we remember Yosef and long for the redemption and fulfill what we are here to do. Or will we be like Pharaoh and forget.

We’ve come a long way in the past century. There’s probably more Torah being studied than ever before in the Jewish world. There’s more classes, more programs, more organizations dedicated to kindness and charity and to assisting Jews in fulfilling the Mitzvot better. We have our Jewish identities, certainly in the Orthodox Jewish world, but even in the secular and non-Orthodox world. The question is though, do we still have the fear of Hashem. Are doing our commandments with the intent of fulfilling our purpose, of remembering Yosef, of longing for our redemption. Or are we just doing them because they feel as comfortable on us as our names do. Are they external names or are they our essence.  A hundred years ago, I still have a romanticized notion of the Shtetl Jew who may not have had as much learning as knowledge as we do today. But his faith was something that I can only dream of aspiring and one day achieving.  A New Year is not necessarily a Jewish day to reflect and look back at the past year. But the truth is every day is a day that we should be looking back and reflecting. Our sages tell us Masai Yagiyu Maasai LMaasei Avosai- When will my deeds achieve the level of the deeds of my ancestors. If we look back then God willing Hashem will bring us in the year 2016 or 5776 years from my Creation to the final redemption.

  Have a resolutely amazing Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK

https://youtu.be/ooNVCMh_hFU   – Happy New Year to the Jews from Nasralla

https://youtu.be/Dknow5_mv0E      – Cool inspiring video of Oleh-not exactly your typical Jew…

https://youtu.be/5pIi9YkGXH0 –A hilarious clip on Jewish exercising and working out in honor of my 22nd pound loss J- you really gotta be yeshivish to appreciate fully but if you are you’ll laugh your head off…

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Az me ligt oif der erd, ken men nit fallen..”-  If you lie on the ground, you cannot fall..

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
“Anyone who decides to be engaged in Torah [study] and not to work, and will be supported by Tzedaka - this person desecrates God's name degrades the Torah, extinguishes the light of our faith, brings evil upon himself and forfeits life in The world to come Any Torah which is not accompanied by work will eventually be nullified and will lead to sin. Ultimately, such a person will steal from others.”
“Man's obsession to add to his wealth and honor is the chief source of his misery.”
“I will destroy my enemies by converting them to friends.”
“It is well known among physicians that the best of the nourishing foods is the one that the Moslem religion forbids, i.e., Wine. It contains much good and light nourishment. It is rapidly digested and helps to digest other foods.” Rambam -Yartzeit this Friday the 20th of Tevet
Rabbi Moshe Ben Maimon- The Rambam/Maimonides (1135-1204) – If one did not know that Maimonides was the name of a man, one would assume it was the name of a university. The writings and achievements of this twelfth­century Jewish sage seem to cover an impossibly large number of activities. The Rambam was the first person to write a systematic code of all Jewish law, the Mishneh Torah; he produced one of the great philosophic statements of Judaism, The Guide to the Perplexed; published a commentary on the entire Mishna; served as physician to the sultan of Egypt; wrote numerous books on medicine; and, in his "spare time," served as leader of Cairo's Jewish community.
Not that the Rambam had much free time in his personal description of his day he describes it a follows “My duties to the sultan are very heavy. I am obliged to visit him every day, early in the morning, and when he or any of his children or any of the inmates of his harem are indisposed, I dare not quit Cairo, but must stay during the greater part of the day in the palace. It also frequently happens that one of the two royal officers fall sick, and I must attend to their healing. Hence, as a rule, I leave for Cairo very early in the day, and I do not return to Fostat until the afternoon. Then I am almost dying with hunger. . . I find the antechamber filled with people, both Jews and gentiles, nobles and common people, judges and bailiffs, friends and foes-a mixed multitude who await the time of my return.
I dismount from my animal, wash my hands, go forth to my patients and entreat them to bear with me while I partake of some slight refreshment, the only meal I take in the twenty­ four hours. Then I go forth to attend to my patients, and write prescriptions and directions for their various ailments. Patients go in and out until nightfall, and sometimes even until two hours or more in the night. I converse with and prescribe for them while lying down from sheer fatigue; and when night falls I am so exhausted that I can scarcely speak.
In consequence of this, no Israelite can have any private interview with me, except on the Sabbath. On that day the whole congregation, or at least the majority of the members, come to me after the morning service, when I instruct them as to their proceedings during the whole week; we study together a little until noon, when they depart. Some of them return, and read with me after the afternoon service until evening prayers. In this manner I spend that day.”
And yet he still managed to become perhaps one of the most influential Jews and sages of all times. Born in Spain he fled the country from the Arabs there to Morocco, Israel and ultimately to Egypt where he lived until his death, as he was not allowed to leave the service of the Saladin the sultan of Egypt. Yet from that place in Egypt his word carried throughout the Jew world. His letters to the Jews of Yemen and to another country that had suffered persecution became classics in understanding and giving faith and hope to a down trodden persecuted people. His works and influence in Egypt saved the city which was under the influence of the Karaites a break off heretical fringe group of Jews that threatened the spirituality and future of our people, almost entirely ridding them from the city. There is almost no serious student of Torah today that does not study his works, this is despite the great opposition many of them faced during his lifetime when many of them were excommunicated and even burnt in the streets of France.
On his grave in the city of Tiberias, where he had ordered he be taken to and buried upon his passing, it is inscribed that “From Moshe until Moshe there has not been another Moshe that has come”. The Rambam, it is said chose to be buried in Tiverya for our sages tell us that when Mashiach comes the reestablishment of the Sanhedrin, which ended in that city, will occur once again. The Rambam wishing to be part of that. May we see that day soon.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Id Al Adcha- “the holiday of the sacrifice” is celebrated
A.    The New Moon of the month of Ramadan
B.     The evening of El Kadyr
C.     The night before Haj
D.    The end of Haj
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
As we have noted in the past Rashi always tries to give us the simplest explanation of a verse. That’s his cardinal rule. In this week’s Torah portion though Rashi seems to go out of his way in his discussion of the story of the midwives who the Torah tells us was Shifra and Puah and Rashi tells us that they were in fact Yocheved and Miriam; the mother and sister of Moshe. The question one has to ask when reading this Rashi is why he feels it necessary to divert from the simple reading and bring in the words of our sages instead and to clarify the text. The answer I believe can be seen in Rashi’s continued interpretation upon the verse that the midwives feared Hashem and He made for them houses. Rashi understands that the “person” that made them the houses was Hashem. After-all why would Pharoh make them houses. And if it was Hashem what type of houses must it be talking about? Spiritual houses, or as Rashi says the houses of priesthood and the house of Levi that would come out of Yocheved and the house of the house of kingship that would come out of Miriam (who married Caleb from the trine of Yehudah). So therefore Rashi is forced to understand that the midwives were these two women as these two were the only people that received this gift from Hashem historically.
Interesting enough the Rashbam- Rashi’s grandson who also, like his Zaydie, tries in his commentary to stay true and explain the simple meaning of the Pshat, learns differently then his grandfather. He explains the verse as referring to Pharaoh as the one who built houses for theses midwives. He understands the verse as saying that when Pharaoh saw that the midwives were god-fearing and that there were many children being born despite his decree then he made “houses to make sure that they would not go to the women to help them give birth” basically putting them under house arrest. Seemingly the disagreement between the two is Rashi understands the “and he made houses for them” to be going together with the previous verse that “Hashem did good to the midwives and the Jewish people multiplied”. While the Rashbam understands that it is going on the next verse “and Pharaoh commanded to all of his nation to throw the male sons into the river”.
Two interpretations both in the simple explanation of the Pshat. Rashi, a bit more midrashic but certainly more widely known and accepted. But yet his grandson more textual even outdoing Rashi perhaps in sticking with the text.  
A real eye-opener in terms of how each generation can innovate and read in the pats of their ancestors but with their own insight.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

Earthquake in Tzfat and Tiverya 24th of Tevet 1837 this Tuesday – The whole thing took about ten minutes and in that short time the history of Israel was changed for the rest of time. From the 1500’s until the earthquake of 1837, the city of Tzfat was certainly the most significant city in Israel if not in the entire Jewish world. It is there that the Kabbala of the Ari”ZL was developed, there the songs of Shabbat of Lech Dodi and the Shabbat meals songs were composed, the Classic works of the Shulchan Aruch of Jewish Law by Rav Karo and the sermonics of Rav Moshe Alshich were written and taught. And in ten minutes it all came apart. The earthquake that hit in this volatile area, due to its location on the Syrian African rift was 6.5-7 on the Richter scale over 2000 people were killed in just Tzfat alone and another 700 were killed in Tiverya. 2000 people is like 9/11 almost but in fact worse for the entire Jewish population in Israel at that time was less than 10,000. The equivalent of that would be close to 80 million people dying in 9/11 in the US whose population is 250 million.
There were many miracles that took place. The story is the told how Rav Avraham Avritch sent a message to all of his students to come to the synagogue and hold on to the Ark and pray right before the earthquake hit. That being the only wall that was miraculously saved in the synagogue. Similarly the wall of the Ark of the main synagogue of Tzfat that housed the holy Torah scroll of Rav Abuhav was the only surviving wall. The Alshich synagogue- known as the Baal Teshuva or penitent synagogue where the originally returnees to Judaism that had converted to Christianity during the Spanish inquisition once prayed was the only synagogue entirely spared.
Yet the tragedy shook up the entire Jewish world. The Chatam Sofer who lived at the time saw the earthquake and its devastation as being “the shame of Zion and Yerushalayim that had been abandoned by tis people” who had chosen to move to Tzfat and left our capital and holiest city of God in ruins and uninhabited by Jews. It was Jerusalem’s tears and shame that had caused this heavenly judgement.
From that moment on Jews first began to move back to Jerusalem and the old Yishuv and return to our holy city first begins to start. To a large degree it is the tragedy of the earthquake that led to the building and return to Yerushalayim that we have until today. May we soon see the completion of its rebuilding with the completion of Hashem Temple on His mountain.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S NEW YEAR JOKES OF THE WEEK

“My New Year’s resolution for 2016? I will be less laz.”— Jim Gaffigan

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.”— Jay Leno

NEW YEARS PRAYER FOR THE ELDERLY
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

DIETING NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
2011: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2012: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2013: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2014: I will work out 3 days a week.
2015: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

“New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” -Mark Twain

Cindy was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'
'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.
At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Cindy and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.
  
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Answer is D- Again not my favorite topic Islam is required knowledge for any tour guide in Israel. Its really not that difficult religion to understand as most of it was soledn from us anyways and distorted but hey, originality has never been one of their strong points. So they believe that the story of The Akeida of Yitzchak- the binding of Yitzchak by Abraham who had been tested and commanded to sacrifice his son really happened to Yishmael Abrahams other son their ancestor. The Id is the celebration of that act of faith that is preceded by their Haj journey going to the mountain where that occurred which is not as we believe in the Temple Mount in Jerusalem but rather in Mecca in Saudi Arabia. Every Muslim is obligated to go there at least once in their life. The Holiday is celebrated by slaughtering and eating animal and sharing it them with friends, family and the poor. That’s it.