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Friday, November 26, 2021

"Real Estate" - Parshat Vayishlach 2021 5782

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 19th 2021 -Volume 11 Issue 8 19th Kislev 5782


Parshat Vayishlach


"Real" Estate


They're back. Baruch Hashem after a long year and half tour guide shemitta year, you guys are finally trickling back into the holy land. Welcome home! For the first time in so long this past week I was working every day once again, and boy did I make up for lost time. I was all the way up the borders of Israel in Metulla and Rosh Hanikra a few times, down by the Dead Sea a few times, In Chevron and Gush Etzion and of course the holy city of Yerushalyim. I'm officially back in the saddle and looking forward to the upcoming month as my open slots are getting fewer and fewer.


Now the saddle that I'm sitting in is Baruch Hashem a lot more comfortable these days since my stomach surgery. I fit into it a lot better than I did before. It's been cool running around with my renewed agility that I never really had before in this new thinner improved body. Although I did warn my tourists in advance that if when I'm walking in front of them my pants happen to fall down they shouldn't take it personally. I just haven't gotten around to buying new clothing yet that's not sliding off of me. I know that's not the view of Eretz Yisrael that they were paying me to see… Yeah.. it's time start wearing suspenders at least, I think.


It's been weird and strange getting back into it. I almost feel like a tourist myself, seeing all our old stomping grounds. On the one hand it's been amazing being back and seeing so many of my "people" at all the different sites I used to frequent that I haven't seen for so long. At the same time it's also been very sad to see how many stores, restaraunts and attractions have been shut down and who's windows are shuttered; the one's that weren't able to make it through the long haul. Tzfat's art gallery row is like a ghost town. Other places that had just opened with high hopes in the pre-corona boom have new owners, some even are on the third. It hasn't been easy. The country has changed. And seeing it once again through the eyes of my tourists who were fortunate to make it in here gave me a new perspective as well of how much we should never take the gift of Eretz Yisrael for granted.


This week's parsha, like every parsha, is as well timely one. For this week we read about the return of Yaakov to Eretz Yisrael after his 20-year galus in the diaspora. So don't you complain about being locked out of here for a year and 9 months and 24 days or so (who's counting?). Imagine being locked out for 20 years! As well this parsha is really the first one when the children of Israel first come to home. It's their Aliya parsha. It's fascinating to think about it, that the 11 of the 12 tribes, all of them besides Binyamin, were not sabras. They were all Olim chadashim to Israel. Or as a friend of mine sent me a Meme this week. WELCOME TO ISRAEL-SERVICE NOT INCLUDED.


Now what does Yaakov do after not being here for so long. What do you do when you come back her after this long break. Interestingly one would think that he went to the Kosel to daven, he kissed the ground on the tarmac, or maybe even hit up his old favorite shwarma store. Yet the Torah tells us that the first thing he did, even before building his mizbayc to Hashem, was that he purchased some real estate.

Bereishis (33:19) Vayiken es chelkas ha'sadeh asher nata sham ohalo…b'me'ah kessita- and he purchased the portion of the field where he planted his tent… for 100 kesita.


Rav Zalman Sorotzkin notes how fascinating this is. Here Yaakov is finally home. There is no more Esau, No more Lavan. He is finally back in the holy land that he dreamed of and the first thing he does is buy a field. The truth is he really didn't even need to buy the field. It wasn't like he was even building a house, as the verse tells us. He was just planting his tent. Back then and even today you can plant your tent any where and no one really cares. He wasn't planning on hanging out there for long. He was on his way back home to Chevron. Why bother buying?


The answer is that he couldn't resist. He knew that owning land in Israel is in Rav Sorotzkin's words, "Buying a Piece of the World to Come". He missed and longed for home for so long and nothing would stop him from walking straight from the airport to the first broker he could find making sure that he had a piece of this forever. That his children as well would know and recognize that this land is forever ours and is really the only "real estate" that a Jew can ever own.


What's even more fascinating is that our sages tell us that there were three places where the Torah goes out of its way to tells us were purchased for "full price" even telling us how much they cost. They are the cave of the Machpela buy Avraham in Chevron, the tomb of Yosef in this field in Shechem that Yaakov purchased and the Temple Mount which was the granary of Arvana that King David purchased. This was done, our sages tell us, in order that the gentiles will never be able to claim that this was stolen from them; that we are occupiers. Ironically enough of course, there are no three places in the world more so than these three places that the gentiles in the form of the United Nations and historically all of the world as well has thrown that claim against us. This of course has taught us the most important lesson of our Jewish lives. Never pay full price for anything again.



Yet of course the commentaries explain this idea, that of course the fact that the Torah tells us that we bought the land would never be a convincing argument for the Goyim that just want to destroy us and are jealous and can't fargin our few hundred Kilometers of holy place in this world. Waving a chumash at them was never going to work. It was about us having this knowledge. It's we that sadly enough need convincing sometimes, that we are not occupiers. That we are the original owners of this land. That in fact it is they that stole our biblical honestly full priced purchased land. If we believe it. If we have the confidence that to be able to declare that to the world, than they will accept it and appreciate it as well. On the other hand if we believe that America, England, Spain, Portugal, Babylonia, Persia and Greece are our home and we are just tourists in Israel, then how can we expect them to believe it.


But on an even deeper level we have to appreciate the significance of these three particular locations that are meant to be the source for this faith. What are they meant to symbolize? Now I can understand the Temple Mount, obviously as being essential. That is our connection to Hashem. It's what Eretz Yisrael is all about. It's the place that we are meant to build into a Bais tefilla l'kol ha'amim- a place of prayer for the entire world. Chevron, as well I understand as it is the burial places of our Patriarchs and Matriarchs. It is where we come from; our roots and our traditions. It is in their merit that we turn to Hashem and that he forgives us and hears our prayers. But what is so important about Shechem. What is the secret of the tomb of Yosef? What role does that play in our eternal perspective.


The answer is that Yosef is the Jew that is in exile and thrown out of his holy land. He is the Jew that lives in the pits, prisons and death camps of Egypt. As well he is the Jew that lives and flourishes in the palaces of the kings and achieves unprecedented success financially and politically in a land that is not his own. He is the Jew that left Israel at a very young age and will never see it again for the rest of his life. But perhaps most importantly he is the Jew that knows that he has a field in Shechem that is waiting there for him that his father purchased when he first came to the land. It is calling to him every day. It reminds him that as far as he is been, as impossible as it seems and was to ever get back home. It's still his home. It's the only real one that he has.


Before Yosef dies he commands his brothers that they will take him back to that land of his. They will return him to that field. It may seem like Egypt is his country. He's the 2nd to Pharaoh. He's a king. But that's not his country. It's not ours. It's not where he wants his eternal resting place to be. For 210 years the Jewish people were locked into exile in Egypt. Yet for that entire time they never forgot that lesson of Yosef and the Shechem that was waiting for him. That was calling to them. That field reminded them of the promise Hashem made of Pakod Yifkod Elokim eschem that Yosef told them about. That Hashem will take us out and bring us back home once again. It is that field that is still calling to us today.


One of the tourists that I was with was looing at some real estate here when they were here. It was time, he said. It's not just because America is shutting down for us Jews-which quite a few people have called and told me. Rather it's because the past year and a half that I realized I couldn't be here and I couldn't come, made me realize that I need to have a place here that I know will always be my home. He's not the only one that has spoken to me this way. Corona and the shutdowns have changed the way we view our connection to Eretz Yisrael. My tourists are growing up. Up to heaven, that is of course. Up to Israel. Whereas in the past many longed to visit Eretz Yisrael, Klal Yisrael is more and more coming to the point where we are realizing that's not enough. We need to own it. We need it to be part of us. We have to have a place in it with our name on the door.


I know that this is not realistic for everybody. Whether financially, emotionally, or for other familial considerations. But just because it's not realistic, doesn't mean you shouldn't say it. It wasn't realistic for Yosef in Egypt either. Probably a lot more unrealistic than it is for you. But that didn't stop him from saying it. From longing for it. His father purchased it for him when we first came to the land. And he purchased it for us too. May we soon see you here back again. But let's not just tour this time. Let's go buy you at least a little one of those door name tags that has your families name on it. Let's check out some communities. There's a field somewhere here that's destined for you. It's time to at least pitch that tent.


Have a incredible Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Besser bay zikh krupnik, eyder bay yenem gebrotns." -Better barley soup at home than a roast at someone else’s home

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

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3) The name of the prayer written on ceramic tablets in the Church of the Visitation in Ein Karem, Jerusalem: ________

Its prefiguration:

A) Hannah’s prayer

B)) Elizabeth’s prayer

C)) The prayer of Moses on Mount Sinai

D)) The Priestly Blessing (Priestly Benediction) (birkat hakohanim),

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/JgWQNFpKYrs - Sight of Sunrise- what a beautiful story song/ very Journeys like by Chananya Hoschander

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RhMdFSslbs   – My tourist introduced me to this great song hilarious Yiddishe Taiovs- a Goy will never understand- Motty Illowitz…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vWjQTD_r1M  - What's Shabbos Parshas Vayishlach without this song from Reb Shlomo….V'Nisgav

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZYivKwVmJc  – Or of course this one from Yonatan Razel "Katonti"

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK


Beyond Borders- Parshat Vayishlach- I have been learning the tractate of Eruvin the past few months in my Amud Yomi program. It is a complicated mesechta that deals with the laws of the different methods that one can construct in order to permit "carrying" on Shabbos. See the Torah prohibits someone from carrying anything from a private to domain to a public one, or carrying more than a few feet in a public domain. As well the Torah prohibits one from even walking a far distance of about 3/4 of a mile outside of the city limits of one's house called a techum- a boundary.

 

The Rabbis extended this prohibition of carrying from the purely public domain- which is really only a huge thouroufare where there are hundreds of thousands of people traveling to an even quasi-public one like our regular city streets for fear that people would forget the original prohibition. They however permitted it if one enclosed the area with semi door like "reminders" like string over two poles. As well the prohibition to carry past one's techum can be extended if you place food at the edge of your boundary thereby establishing your place there on Shabbos. That buys you an extra 2000 amos from where you can travel.

 

It's a complicated tractate and a fascinating series of laws with much details. Little did I know that in this week's parsha Rashi tells us that our great ancestor Yaakov was busy with this law as well and it is in fact one of the few sources that we have that our forefathers observed the Torah- by intuiting it- even before it was given.

 

The Parsha tells us how when Yaakov first entered the land of Israel after 20 years in exile by his uncle Lavan, he arrived Erev Shabbos right before sundown.

 

Bereishis (33:18) And Yaakov came complete to the city of Shechem in the land of Canaan when he came from Padan Aram and he encamped before the city.

 

The Midrash picks up on the strange terminology of encamping before the city and states-

"He arrived Erev Shabbos with last rays of the sun and he established techumin- "border extenders" while it was still day. From here we see that Yaakov observed the Shabbos before it was given. "

 

In that merit the Midrash continues that Yaakov unlike Avraham where it does not say he observed the Shabbos only inherited the land as far as he could walk. Yaakov was promised that his children would inherit it "without borders" as it says

 U'faratzta yama vkedma tzfona v'negba- and they will burst forth west, east, north and south.

 

What is the symbolism and the quid pro quo of this mitzva which seems just a minor technicality, asks the Nesivos Shalom. As well, why is this the one mitzva where it chose to reveal to us that Yaakov observed the Shabbos. If you ask me, it could've told us he ate a good chulent, he rested or even lit Shabbos candles. What makes techumin so significant?

 

He answers brilliantly, and it's really such a powerful idea and thought to think about. The Torah tells us that Yaakov came complete to the land of Israel. What does it mean complete? There are three levels of existence in Jewish thought. They are known as Olam, Shana and Nefesh or A'sha'n. Acronym form. Olam is the physical material world. Shana is time, and nefesh is the human soul. The source of the entire physical world is Eretz Yisrael, where it all started from and where the world receives it's bracha from. In time the holiest source is of course Shabbos where once again we find it is the Mekor ha'bracha. And lastly for nefesh the Jewish people the 12 tribes of Israel, and descendants of Yaakov are the source for all blessing to the world. All three of those came together that Friday. Yaakov and for the first time the children of Israel arrive in Israel and of course what other day than right before Shabbos. Think about that if you arrive here with a plane delay right before Shabbos and don't feel bad. It's the way we first came here ever!

 

What Yaakov does at that moment of total completion, hen all of the pieces of the existence are all lined up for the first time since the creation of the world, is that he establishes techumin. He says that we move beyond the established boundaries of this world. We can connect heaven to earth and bring Shabbos even further than what at first seems to be like its boundary. On Shabbos the physical world becomes holy. Your stew becomes a chulent, your physical pleasure it basking in the goodness of our Creator. And the Jewish people can move and bring their light beyond all borders. That is the quid pro quo that Hashem establishes on that first Shabbos we have in Eretz Yisrael as a nation. There will never be any limits to what we as a Jewish nation can do if we have the Shabbos. It may seem like a mere 24 hour day, it may seem like we have restrictions all around us, it may seem like we are merely mortal. But Shabbos tells us that all of that is not true. We are divine. We are holy. We are eternal and we can transcend all borders and techum when we bask and tap into this holy day. It is that same light that we can experience each Shabbos, It still calls out to us today. 


 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Adoniyahu's demise- 837 BC- With Dovid deceased, Shlomo his son take rule at the young age of 12. His brother Adoniyahu's attempted coup before he took the reigns was put down in the one of the final acts of Dovid. Yet Dovid had warned Shlomo to watch out for his enemies and to avenge their betrayals. Particularly his father told him to keep his eyes on Yoav, Dovid's former general. Well sure enough Shlomo didn't have to wait too long. For Adoniyahu, it seems at the behest of Yoav headed over to Shlomo's mother Batsheva's house, in what was a devious attempt to slowly wrest the kingdom back. He told her that he accepted Shlomo as the king, yet he was wondering if she could do him a small a favor.

 

What did he want? He wanted to marry Avishag the Shunamite, who was the young maidservant that was brought to Dovid at the end of his life to "keep him warm" at night when he was sick. Now although Dovid never married or consummated anything with her, you know how the rumours go… And thus Adoniyahu figured that if he would marry her than people would assume it was as if he was inheriting Dovid's throne and kingship. For the law is that no one is allowed to marry any of the wives or even consorts of the king. Batsheva didn't realize this was his plan and she innocently asked Shlomo to agree. He of course being the smartest guy in the history of the world recognized it for what it was. In addition the saw Yoav's hands all over this. He immediately ordered the death of Adoniyahu, who had been warned by Shlomo when he was anointed not to pull any shtick.

 

Who will carry out the punishment for Shlomo? So we are introduced to a new figure who will play an important role in Shlomo's kingship. Benyahu ben Yehoyahda. I actually passed his tomb yesterday as you leave Tzfat on the way to Biriya. We'll talk more about him god willing next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE REAL ESTATE JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

A landlord in Brooklyn has three shops in a row, all for rent. The first prospective tenant shows up, and says he wants to rent the shop on the left.

The landlord says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?" The guy says, "A men's wear shop." The owner tells him he gets free signage and asks what he wants on the sign. "Men's Wear," says the man.

A second guy comes along and wants to rent the right hand shop. When asked he says he wants "Men's Wear" on his sign. The landlord tells him that the left hand shop will be the same. "No problem," says the man.

Finally a little Jewish fellow named Moishe Applebaum comes along to rent the middle shop. The landlord is most concerned because this guy also has a men's wear shop. The landlord asks him what he wants on his sign. Moishe replies: "MAIN ENTRANCE."

 

Feivel was an Ehriliche Kollel Rabbi who had a wife and 12 children and needed to move into a new home as his rental agreement was coming to an end but was having difficulty in finding a new home. When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the children would destroy the home.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not lie, after all he was an ehrliche yid..

So, he had an idea: he sent his wife for a walk to the Bais Ha'Chayim cemetery to daven at the grave of his Rebbe with 11 children. He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent. He liked one of the homes and the agent asked, "How many children do you have?”

He answered : "12 children.”

The agent asked "Where are the others?'

Feivel answered, with a sad look, "They are in the cemetery with their mother.”

And that's the way he was able to rent a home for his family without lying.

 

Chaim Yankel decided to try his hand at being a real estate agent and he was thrilled when he got his first listing. He wrote an ad for the house which had a beautiful second-floor in-law suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.

The homeowners were upset that Chaim Yankel didn't get them any showings and Chaim Yankel himself was confused so he showed them his advertisement. Trying to make the in-law suite sound enticing he wrote: "Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."

 

I tried bidding on a shopping center in a real estate auction, but I was outbid at the last minute. I guess the old saying is true: You can't win a mall.

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" I want you to know something,” Chaim Cohen, a New York real estate agent said to some potential clients. “I’ve been studying with my Rabbi and he’s given me some guidelines about what I can and can’t say when I am showing a house. He said that I have to be completely honest so I have to disclose a home’s negatives, but I can also highlight the positives.”

“OK…” said the prospective buyer.

"So in this home”, continued Chaim, “the disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north."

"What are the advantages!?" inquired the prospective buyer.

"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

 

What does a british real estate agent care most about? His proper tea

 

What do you call a detective in the real estate business? Sherlock Homes

 

A frog goes into a bank. “What can I help you with?” asks the Teller.

“I’d like to apply for a loan” says the frog.

“Oh” says the Teller “you need to speak with our Loan Officer, Miss Whack”.

The Teller leads the frog to Miss Whacks office and, informs her that the frog wants to apply for a loan. “What kind of loan are you in the market for?” asks the Loan Officer.

“Any loan will do” says the frog “I want to buy a Lilly pad.”

“I see.” says the Loan Officer “Well, in order to apply for a loan, I first need to know your name. What is your name?”

“My first name is Kermit” answers the frog.

“Your first name is Kermit?” asks the Loan Officer.

“Correct,” answers the frog “and my last name is Jagger”.

“Your name is Kermit Jagger?” The Loan Officer asks incredulously.

“Correct,” says the frog “my mother was a frog and my father is Mick Jagger.”

“I see” says the Loan Officer “Well, in order to secure a loan, the bank needs some type of collateral. Do you have any real estate, bonds, precious metals, etc?”

“No,” answers the frog “all I have is this.” The frog produces a miniature, pink elephant and holds it up to her face.

Flustered, the Loan Officer (whose first name is Patty) snatches it from the frog and storms off to the Bank Managers office.

“Sir!” she says as she barrages into his office “there’s a frog out there who wants a loan for a Lilly pad, and he says his name is Kermit Jagger.”

“Kermit Jagger?” Asks the Bank Manager.

“Yes,” she says “his mother was a frog and his father is Mick Jagger. Anyway, all he has for collateral is this tiny, pink elephant thing. I don’t even know what this is!”

The Bank Manager exclaims:

“That’s a Knick-Knack, Patty Whack, give that frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

 

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Answer is A – I'm really amazed that I got this one right as well. Chrisitianity and all it's bubbeh maysehs are my week point- obviously. But I guess you can't get somethings out of your mind. And somehow the word Magnficat remained in my brain. This church in Ein Karem is where the Christians believe that Yoshka's mother met her cousin Elizabeth who was pregnant and they have this prayer or song on the wall in a bunch of different languages. What shocked me was that is a total steal off of the tefilla of Chana who was barren in sefer Shmuel. Steals and unoriginal plagurism in the Christian faith of older sources that they try to pass off as their own is called prefiguration. But it was shocking to see those Hebrew words from Tanach being misused and translated in their idolatrous beliefs. So maybe that's why I remembered it. So another one right with the score being Schwartz 3 and 0 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. .

 

Friday, November 22, 2019

Wake Up!- Parshat Chayei Sarah 2019 / 5780



Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
November 22nd  2019 -Volume 10 Issue 5 24th Cheshvan 5780

Parshat Chayei Sarah

Wake Up!

We've all fallen asleep in class. It happens. I could be a late night studying or partying depending on your predilection or the yeshiva you attended. It could be in that subject or with that teacher or rebbe that just seemed to drone on and on in that slowww….monoooo….toooone… voiiiiccee…that just brings down those eyelids like a ton of bricks. It happens to the best of us. I would even say it's part of the process of learning. 

I remember reading once about a great Rabbi who used to tie his payos/ (sidelocks) to the ceiling in order to keep himself from falling asleep. Every time his head drooped he would get yanked up. Ouch! I was inspired by the story because I told myself Wow! See even that great Rabbi used to fall asleep in class. I had a Rebbi once that wanted to teach us that inspiring lesson in a 'hands-on' way. His hands on my payos when I was sleeping in his class. That was the first time I cut my payos short enough that he couldn't grab them…Ahh.. the good old days of Jewish education, when the Rebbeim cared enough about you to beat you… I'm just waxing nostalgic…sorry…

On the other hand a good monotone teacher or Rebbe can be incredibly helpful I learned. See, there was one period in time when I was having a hard time falling asleep. For weeks I was just tossing and turning. It took some time until I found the perfect solution. I put on a tape (another remnant of my nostalgic youth; my young readers you can google cassette tape to see what that is) of my mashgiach's weekly class and within 3 minutes, by the time he said the "in this week's Torah portion it says…." Zzzzzzzz…. I was out cold. It worked so well I was even scared to keep his tapes in my car for fear that I might put it in by mistake and fall asleep at the wheel. The worst was when I was giving a class myself once to a group of students and I quoted something this Mashgiach had said to me and by mistake I called him Rabbi Melatonin, instead of Rabbi Miller. Ouch! They never let me live that one down.

As a Rabbi myself for many years, I sympathize with those that fall asleep during my sermons. Hey, If I wasn't up here speaking I would probably be dozing off myself. Or in the Kiddush club…. shhhhh. I really don't have a problem with it. I mean sometimes the snoring can be a problem, but I'm usually loud enough to overcome that. I even see it as a challenge. Can I make my sermons entertaining enough, interesting enough and when all else fails loud enough to keep that guy in the back seat awake? I do a lot of interactive back and forth questions to the crowd to keep them engaged. I walk around up and down and use hand motions to keep their eyes moving. I even jump up and down and bang on the shtender to express myself, of course, just so his eyes don't close. When all else fails, a good joke that has the whole shul laughing will usually wake him up as he turns to the guy next to him and asks what the joke was. You've been that guy too, don't deny it.

Well don't feel so bad. This is not a new problem. As Shlomo HaMelech says "There is nothing new under the sun" In fact, the Midrash tells us that no less of a teacher than the great Rabbi Akiva had a problem with his students falling asleep in class.

Bereshit Rabbah (58:6) “Rabbi Akiva was sitting and preaching and the public was falling asleep. He wanted to wake them up. He said, ‘What enabled Esther to rule over 127 provinces? It was the fact that Esther was a descendant of Sarah, who lived for 127 years that enabled her to rule over 127 provinces.”

Hey, if they were falling asleep in the class of Rabbi Akiva, then you can fall asleep anywhere, I guess. Now I'm not sure if Rabbi Akiva's riddle would have woken me up. A good joke, a bang on the bima or a tweak on my payos or ears were challenging enough to wake me out of a good shluf… But I guess his students were a little more inspired, or maybe Rabbi Akiva was just a bit more interesting or intimidating to sleep in front of.

But still I imagine if Rabbi Akiva thought this would wake them up, it might be something to keep in my arsenal to use one of these days. What is the connection between Sarah and Esther? Is he merely pointing out the interesting "coincidence" of the 127 connection or is there perhaps some deeper connection? Something that might inspire them to wake up in shiur.

Now the truth is there are actually quite a few similarities between Esther and Sarah (who's death and lifespan is the beginning of this week's Torah portion if you were wondering what the connection is). Sarah actually means princes as Rashi tells us, she was originally called Sarai.

Rashi (17:15) you shall not call her name Sarai: which means “my princess,” for me, but not for others. But Sarah, in an unqualified sense, shall be her name, that she will be a princess over all.

So both of them are connected to an expanded royalty. Both were actually taken against their will to the house of the King. Sarah by Pharaoh and Esther to Achashverosh. In both cases they don’t represent their true selves. Sarah says she is Avraham's sister and Esther doesn't reveal her Jewish identity.  As well they are each praised for their beauty. Avraham says to Sarah “Now I know that you are a beautiful woman”. Esther is “Beautiful and fair to look at”. Both as well seem to have a stronger wisdom than the men in their lives. Avraham is told “everything that Sarah tells you, listen to her voice”. And Mordechai “did everything which Esther had commanded him”.  Sarah is of course the mother of all Jews giving birth to the first Jewish child in Israel and who never leaves the Holy Land. Interestingly enough, Esther's son with Achashveirosh Darius ultimately becomes the conduit to allow the Jews to return after our exile and rebuild the second Temple in the return to Zion.

So there's a lot of connection between these two incredible women. If anyone is falling asleep at your Shabbos table while you are reading this perhaps challenge them to come up with more. Why did Rabbi Akiva choose the 127 countries connection and the years of Sarah?

The Shemen Hatov offers an incredible insight he notes that in the itemized description of Sarah's years Rashi notes that it says "one hundred years and twenty years and seven years were the years of Sarah". Now although the Torah is not Misphpacha magazine which is worried about my always extended "word count" for my columns, the Torah doesn't use extra words and could've easily written one hundred twenty-seven years. Rashi notes that all of them were equal for good. She was free of sin like one who is twenty and hasn't reached the age of punishment and was a pretty as 7-year-old girl. What does that mean that they were all equal for good. So unlike the way that most of us think of time and our lives as a continuum, we believe that each day Hashem is mechadesh b'tuvo b'chol yom tamid- Hashem renews the world each day. Each day is a new fresh creation. Each day has a new purpose and is a new beginning. Our job is to maximize each day individually and connect it to its heavenly purpose. Hashem is revealed in time, in space and through each of us when we elevate each day with our actions and through overcoming the challenges that He sends to us each day.

Each one of Sarah's days were maximized. When she died at 127 it wasn't just an accumulation of over a century of service. Her accomplishments that made her beautiful when she was a child, her grace, her sweetness reflected the true inner beauty that Hashem gave her to shine to the world. It was the foundation that led to the challenges that beauty could bring as she moved into her adolecesent and more mature years and she overcame those as well without any sin. When she died each one of those days and challenges were all there with her leading each day to be another and another day to be the incredible mountain of holiness that Hashem each day built anew upon. She brought them all together.

Esther who ruled over the world and who's reign ultimately led to the building of the Temple as well merited to rule over 127 countries because like her ancestor she was a queen. She had that ability to unify all the different components in this world under one Kingship- the kingship of the Melech Hakavod- the King of all glory, which of course in gematria is 127.  Their lives were that of  zeh keli v'anvehu- This is my God and I will glorify  Him- as well gematria 127. Their beauty, their challnges, their rise to royalty reflected that inner spark that each day and each part of their lives was always connected to shamayim.

Rabbi Akiva lived in one of the darkest periods. The period the destruction of the Beit Hamikdash and our exile and the ultimate devastating defeat of the Bar Kochva revolt. It was the Dark ages of Jewish history and we've had plenty of them. One living in that period just wants to roll over and go back to bed. It's understandable. Rabbi Akiva needed to wake them up, so he tells them about Esther and Sarah. He tells them how this is not a long dark period, rather this is another new day that Hashem has created with its specific challenge for today. That is the way that the Kingship of Hashem will be revealed today, he told them. That is the way that we can once again return to our Beit Hamikdash. That we can see the Melech Hakavod. But for that you have to wake up. You have to make the most of the day. It's just one day. But it's today. That was what our Matriarch taught us. That's what our Queen dictated to us. May we see the day when Hashem's throne is once again returned to His palace.

Have a royal Shabbos and a miraculous Rosh Chodesh Kislev,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Shlof gicher, men darf di kishn" - Sleep faster, we need the pillows.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/ForS09KA29o   – In memory of the Kedoshei Har Nof and my friend Aryeh Kupinsky My composition Avinu Malkeinu

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rivkah –Another Rabbi Schwartz compostion Rivkah Achoseinu composed last year in honor of my sister Rivky's wedding from this week's Torah portion

https://youtu.be/KxnqgaJAvPE  - Gad and Benny Elbaz Shmor Sheirit Yisrael with children honoring holocaust survivors

https://youtu.be/2xX6QQAAfDo  – Itzik Orlev beautiful video and song Lo Nishbar

https://youtu.be/BVEc-bV9Dxk – And of course Shabbos Chevron is not complete without Dedi's Chevron

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
2) A rabbi associated with the restoration of Tiberias:
A)    Chaim Abulafia
B)    Haim Farhi
C)    Haim Ben Attar
D)    Shimon ben Shetach

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Mipnei Seiva Takum Vhadarta Pnei Zaken'- Honoring the elderly- The Mitzva quoted above is not until Kedoshim (32:19) however in this week's Torah portion we are introduced to the first elderly person. Huh? How's that possible Avraham lives almost 2000 years from creation weren't there old people before him? Our sages tell us that there weren't. In fact this the first time that the Torah tells us that someone got old.

Bava Metzia (87.) V'Avraham Zakein u'Ba Bayamim- “Until Avraham there were no signs of old age. Whoever wished to speak to Avraham would [often] speak to Yitzchak, and one who wished to speak to Yitzchak would [often] speak to Avraham. Thereupon Avraham prayed for mercy, and old age came into existence”

So if you have any problems with the signs of aging you now know who to blame for it all…

But looking old is more than just a way of finding the right person to talk to. The commentaries explain that Avraham, as in everything that he did, appreciated that there is a mitzva to honor the elderly and he understood that it would only be possible if there was a visible difference, a nice white beard, wrinkles of wisdom, and perhaps an even receding hairline.

The Chinuch explains that the idea behind the mitzva is that Judaism recognizes that the function of this world is to accumulate wisdom and understanding and one that has seen many years and experiences in life is worthy of being shown respect in order that the world appreciates the value that we place upon that. This is a truly fantastic idea if you think about it. Most of the world when asked why honor the elderly might tell you because they are infirm, weak and you are younger and stronger than they are. But the Torah tells us just the opposite. The mitzva to honor the elderly-seyva- in Hebrew is connected to the mitzva to honor the zakein- the elders which are not old people necessarily but rather zeh shekana chachma- he who has acquired wisdom. The halacha in fact is that an elderly person who may be totally unknowledgeable- an am ha'aretz and even a sinner we are meant to show respect to. For they have lived a life of experience and it is that we are showing honor to.

Now how old does one have to be to get the royal treatment? The Mishna in Avot tells us that one acquires wisdom at age 60 and reaches the age of seyva at the age of 70.  So to honor a wise person it really is any age, however if he is not a chacham then it would seem to be that until the age of 70 you don't go those special privileges and that is in fact the halacha. However, the AR"I Hakadosh understands that the mitzva to honor the elderly is even at the age of 60. So if you're a bit of a Kabbalist you can start at age 60. The Mitzva includes of course honoring both elderly men and women and even non-Jews. For what is being honored is not even necessarily the person but rather the appreciation of his age and his experiences.

Interestingly enough I have seen some halachic authorities that based on that difference between the honor due to a wise man based on his Torah learning and his accomplishments and an elderly person where one is honoring their age note halachic ramifications. A talmid chacham is allowed to forgive his own honor. A Kohen on the other hand is not as the honor is not for him, rather it is for his priestly status. Similarly, an elderly person the honor give may not be towards him but rather for his age and one can suggest he may even not be permitted to tell you to sit back down. It's not his prerogative. As well the mitzva for the elderly is only to stand up before them when they get come within four amos of you; as it says mipnei seyva takum- rise before the elderly. The zakein which is the wise man on the other hand has a mitzva of v'hadarta to honor him. That would mean not sitting in his seat, not interrupting him and other signs of showing honor to him. Those laws would not apply to one who is not a chacham as those laws apply even if he is not there.

Practically, speaking this mitzva is meant to be fulfilled by standing up as a show of honor when an elderly person comes within his presence. This could be a major pain for someone who is around old people all the time, but fear not it seems that this mitzva is only once a day and in the evening for them. Also if one is in middle of work or rising for them would cost a loss of money one is not obligated to do so. During the recitation of Shema or even bentching when blessing if an elderly person walks in one should stand. The obligation is not just to do the little tushy shuffle that a lot of people do to show honor. Rather it is to stand fully up and to remain standing as long as they are in your presence. Which means of course if you are on a bus and an elderly person walks in you should not only stand up and give them your seat but are obligated to remain standing as long as an elderly person is standing as well before you on the bus.

The Torah goes to great length to show honor to the elderly. The sifri tells us that Reb Shimon Bar Yochai says that in the world to come Hashem will show honor not to the kings and to the prophets but rather to the elders and it is a kal va'chomer if Hashem will show them honor then for sure us of flesh and blood are required to show honor to them.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The end of Avimelech 1041 BC  So after Avimelech took control of the city of Shechem having murdered his 69 brothers on one stone he ruled for three years. But the curse given by Yotam was ultimately fulfilled. Our sages tell us that the unity of evil-doers is not a unity. They will come together for specific shared "interestim" as they say in Israel, but ultimately you can always count on the fact that they will turn around and betray each other. And that's what happened.

The people of Shechem that had previously backed Avimelech turned against him and his army. They found themselves a new hooligan to follow Gaal Ben Eved. He wasn't Jewish and there's nothing like a good goy the Jews always feel that can do the job better than we can. They lay ambushes and start looting people coming around Shechem. Ultimately Gaal, who makes fun of Avimelech and Gideon his father tries to bring them back to the good ole biblical days when this area belonged to Chamor the children of Shechem. The goyim were here first and we should honor that. Sounds familiar? That turns one guy, Zevul, off. He snitches to Avimelech and Avimelech comes with his army and divides them, as his father does into three divisions. Some attack and kill the men of Shechem that are out in the vineyards in that area. I always like to point that out to my tourists when we pass by vineyards near Shechem. The others wait outside of the city for Shechem. Zevul was able to challenge Gaal to leave the city and Avimelech took care of him pretty quickly. He then attacked the city burned it down and plowed it with salt so that nothing will ever grow there. The remaining members of Shechem ran up to the tower to hide and Avimlech went up to Mt. Tzalmon which some suggest is Har Eival outside of Shechem where he chopped down a big tree placed it on his shoulders encouraging his men to do the same. They then schlepped them down to the tower and set them on fire killing the 1000 men women and children inside. This was the fulfillment of the curse of Yotam about the fire that comes out of the thorn bush that will eat up those who supported the murderer of his brothers.

But don't worry Avimelech got his just desserts as well. His resounding success over the city of Shechem enticed him to attack the next city Tebez, which is today a city north of Shechem called Tabus. It's under the Palestinian authority today so stay away. Once again Avimelech lays siege on the city and the people who seemingly should have learned by now ran up to their tower. However this time as Avimelech came to burn down the tower, a woman dropped a huge millstone on his head. Mortally wounded, Avimelech told his officer to kill him- so no one would say that he was killed by a woman- and thus he died. In his death he was paid back for having killed all his brothers by sword on one stone. The stone and sword came back to get him it seems. And thus ends another tragic era in Tanach.

Next week it gets even more dramatic with the story of Yiftach, stay tuned!


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S JEWISH SLEEP JOKES  OF THE WEEK

The new Rabbi was in the middle of a sermon when he suddenly beckoned to the shammes to come over.
The Rabbi said to him, "That man in the third row is asleep. Wake him up." 
The shammes replied, "You put him to sleep. You wake him up.”

 Izzy is sitting in synagogue one Shabbat morning when he falls asleep and starts to snore. The Gabbai quickly comes over to him, taps him softly on his shoulder and says, "Please stop your snoring, Izzy, you're disturbing the others in the shul."
"Now look here,"
says Issy, "I always pay my membership in full, so I feel I have a right to do whatever I want."
"Yes, I agree,"
replies the Gabbay, "but your snoring is keeping everybody else awake." 

A reform Rabbi was having an argument with an orthodox Rabbi.
He asked him, “Why don’t you let the men and women of your congregation sit together as they do in my congregation?”
The orthodox Rabbi (who had a mischievous sense of humour) replied, “If you want to know the truth, I don’t really mind them sitting together at all. The trouble is, however, that I give sermons and I can’t have them sleeping together.”

Moshe was talking to his psychiatrist. "I had a weird dream recently," he says. "I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. I found this so worrying that I immediately awoke and couldn't get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it until 7am. I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here. Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?"
The psychiatrist kept silent for some time, then said, "One slice of toast and coffee? Do you call that a breakfast?
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Ben Cohen had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So Ben stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. Ben figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that would sober him up.
Once outside, Ben stood up but fell flat on his face again. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door, Ben stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed Ben tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife, Yente, standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"
"What makes you say that?" Ben asked, putting on an innocent look.
Yente replied "The bar called - you left your wheelchair there again."

Its 3:00 A.M. and Goldie wakes up to see her husband pacing the floor."Melvin, why can't you sleep?" she asks him.
 "You know our next door neighbor, Sam. I borrowed $1,000 from him, and it's due tomorrow morning and I don't have the money. I don't know what I'm going to do." Melvin replies.
Goldie gets out of bed and opens the window. "Sam," she shouts, and several times more, "Sam, Sam."
Finally a very groggy Sam opens the window opposite her and yells back, "What, what is it...it's 3 AM, what do you want?"
Goldie says, "You know the $1,000 my husband owes you? He doesn't have it."
She then slams the window shut, turns to Melvin and says, now you go to sleep, and let Sam pace the floor."
  
And of course the old classic… A Rabbi dies and goes up to the gates of heaven. Before he's let in, the angel in charge has to consult with God for a long period of time if he deserves a place in heaven. As the Rabbi is waiting, an Israeli bus driver approaches the gates of heaven. Without a second thought, the angel who was consulting with God let the bus driver through. The Rabbi points at the bus driver and yells, "Hey! How come he gets in so quickly? He's a simple bus driver, while I'm a Rabbi!"
The angel explains, "Dear Rabbi, you don't understand. When you would be giving your sermon during the prayer services, your whole congregation would fall asleep. When this bus driver drove towards Tel Aviv, all his passengers would be at the edge of their seats praying to God!"
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Answer is B–  If last week was a hard geology question this week was an easy Jewish Rabbi history question. This one was a no brainer. Anyone in the old city of Tiverya can see the first Shul and building in the rebuilt Ottoman city of Tiverya was the shul of Reb Chaim Abulafia who was persuaded to move back to the Tiverya from Turkey to start the city anew. Haim Farhi was the Jewish adviser who helped save the city of Akko from Napoleon, The Ohr Ha Chaim Hakadosh lived in Jerusalem and I have no clue why Shimon Ben Shetach one of the earl Tanaim is even thrown into this question. But the game /test continues evening up the score to Schwartz 1 and 1 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.