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Friday, January 5, 2024

Brother Tours- Parshat Shemot 2024 5784

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 5th 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 13 24th of Tevet 5784


Parshat Shemot

 

Brother Tours

 

“So is it still possible to tour Israel?” my friend on the phone who had booked me 6 months ago wanted to know. They had first planned this trip before Corona and that threw an unvaccinated diseased monkey-or bat wrench into their plans. Then the post-Corona flood wave of tourism back here made it a bit prohibitive for them to come, as well they need to recoup a bit financially. It seems that they were from the few frum yiddelach that hadn’t figured out how to make a bundle off the pandemic. But they finally got everything together. We had planned a few amazing days together. The North, the South, fun activities, inspiration, history, connect with our roots and our land and then October 7th happened. Now what? Are we still on? Can we still go? Are places still open? What’s the story…

 

They’re not the only ones that have called with that question. I’ve had others as well that were planning family trips, Bar Mitzvas, Grandparent-grandchildren trips. They all understand that things are not the same. That we are at war right now. They know that things are going to be different. But they want to know if it’s still l’maaseh- aktchualeet-realistic to come now. My response to them- despite the fact that there are tour guides doing the regular thing-incomprehensibly as it is to me right now, is that I feel that asking me for a “tour” of Israel right now is like asking me for a tour of Manhattan a month after 9/11. Sure, the Statue of Liberty might be open and the great restaurants, museums and Times square, but they’re not going to be getting a tour of Manhattan anymore. It’s a tour of 9/11. In Eretz Yisrael right now it’s not waterfalls in the Golan. It’s not Masada and Herod the Great. It’s not tunnel tours and it’s not jeeping in the Judean desert anymore. It’s a new world. And it’s one that you can and have to be part of.

 

Since Chanuka when my first friend remarkably called me up my life has changed. My phone thank god has been ringing off the hook from good Jews that have been calling me non-stop to join me on my trips around the country to give chizuk, strength, love and money to the so, so many that are in incomprehensible circumstances. They tell me that they feel like I did the first three days of the war. Stuck on their couches, in their offices and kitchens in Lakewood, Five Towns, Miami, the Midwest and around the country and feeling helpless, while their brothers, sisters and country are undergoing the most challenging crisis in the last 50 years. They need to come here. They need to feel. They need to be together. They can’t stay on their couch anymore.

 

For tours like that I’m available-although thank God I’m getting booked up and filled up with those requests as well. The benefit though of what I’m doing now though, is that I’m putting families together. Whereas when my clients in the past who were coming, I would almost never combine families or groups together. It’s just a big headache. This one wants to do this, and that one wants to do that. Things take longer, it’s a shlep and it’s a lot more coordination. As well I always felt that a trip to Eretz Yisrael was family-bonding experience. It’s something that everyone should have, discover and reveal their personal connection to Eretz Yisrael. To find their portion, their place, their experience. But these trips that I’m doing now are not about my clients coming. It’s about what and how we can maximally give and help those that we are visiting. And therefore the more people that I can bring to a place and give chizuk and help alleviate their overwhelming financial, material and emotional needs, the more we can do.

 

What will be doing on these trips? When I was guiding I always told my clients that there four or five ingredients that I put into every day that I toured that I had felt they needed to get the full Eretz Yisrael experience. Each day would have some history in it, some nature to take in the beauty of the land, some fun activities, some holy places and of course good food along the way. Today I’ve identified as well about six or seven different areas that I feel it’s important to try to cover on our trips so that we and they can experience, contribute and bring light to on their trips here. Places and people that desperately need the light that only someone that comes across the ocean to be with them can bring.

 

The first area is of course the Kohanim Gedolim- the High priests of our nation today, our brave chayalim-soldiers that are doing Hashem’s work and wiping the darkness and evil that has thrust its dark cloud over our country and the world with the great light of Hashem that they are shining out of their M16’s, F16’s and Merkava tanks. They need supplies, coats, scopes, gloves, helmets, boots- yes I know that army should be providing these things, but tachlis is they’re not. Go kvetch and complain and bad mouth the Israeli army that is overwhelmed and not only un-prepared, but who’s last major war had about 40,000 reservists called up in the Lebanon war and today had to in one day deal with over 300,000 that are serving. Or alternatively, don’t kvetch and go back to October 6th conversation and rhetoric and do something about it.

 

As well our boys in green need good food. They need warm meals, they need BBQ’s after serving on Har Dov for 40 days on the top of our freezing mountains, or after 60 days in Gaza, or after the daily grind and terror of going into Shechem, Jenin and all of those “peaceful” Palestinian Authority occupied areas. They need good sandwiches for breakfast, they need Beef Jerky and protein to take with them on their missions. And they even need the little notes that you can and will write and send them on these packages that tell them that we are thinking about them. That we love them. That we can’t even express how much it means to us that they are putting their lives on the line daily for us. That we are awed by their heroism and bravery. And that they are our messengers to wipe all of these guys off the face of the earth and bring me a hotel in Beirut and a beachfront property in Gush Katif.

 

The next group of people that we need to visit and love are the so many that are experiencing such trauma right now. There are families that lost someone, it could be on October 7th, it could be soldiers that have fallen, others that have gotten killed in terrorist attacks or missile fallings. There are families who have injured husbands, fathers, brothers and sisters that are in hospitals right now. Some that are in serious condition, others that have lost limbs, are undergoing trauma. They need our chizuk, our prayers, some hugs and light. There are families of hostages who for them it’s still October 7th. They can’t move. They’re not functioning. They don’t sleep. They’re terrified that the world is forgetting about them. That the country has forgotten about their loved ones. It’s happened before in Israel, where for years they’ve had our captives. We need to hug them and tell them we’re here for them, We need to tell the mourners that we flew in to hear about their lost one. That these children are with us. That we want to know who they are so we can daven harder for them. With their faces emblazoned in our hearts and minds. That we can make kabbalot resolutions in their merit. We need to shed tears and take away some of their pain.

 

As well there are the farms and farmers whose entire livelihood and lives are going to pot. Whose crops are dying on their trees that they planted, and invested so much into. They don’t have workers anymore. They themselves may be serving in Gaza or at other places around the country protecting us from our enemies. Their wives are struggling. Their children don’t have a father and are not sleeping and all the while their entire winter crop just sits and spoils or is not being planted and tended to. We need to help them.

 

Finally it’s not just individuals, it’s communities that need our help. That need your visit. That need your money and support. That want your love and hugs and empathy. That want a big brother and sister that care about them enough to come here and be with them and hold their hands. There are over 130,000 people that have been evacuated from their homes. They’re living in hotels and tzimmers around the country. Many have them had events and visitors and concerts, but they haven’t left their hotels and gotten out. Even worse are the communities that have not been evacuated. Some are over the 6 KM line that the government has not authorized alternate living space and they are getting slammed with missiles. They’re in bomb shelters regularly on the Northern border. Others like the families in Sderot are still there because they can’t or are unable to leave. They need meals and food and visitors to be mechazek them. So so many children who’s lives have been overturned. That are not only going crazy, but are driving their parents who may have a husband or brother who’s serving somewhere crazy as well. They are our brothers and sisters. We need to be there for them.

 

There are all of the kibbutzim in the South as well, that need help. They literally went through a pogrom that we thought went out of style in the times of the Cossacks, the Chmielnicki revolution, the Crusades. The type that we read about every Tisha B’Av. It’s heart-wrenching to walk through and still 90 days later smell the smoke and blood and see the destruction and havoc. I’ve had visitors that have come and told me that they didn’t want to go there. They felt it was too much. That there was no need. That they just wanted to do “uplifting” things. I disagreed with them. I said that as long it was an age-appropriate group that they needed to come there and see it for themselves. Let me explain why.

 

I have always been against the March of Living, Holocaust tours. I’m a positive guy. I feel we need to focus on the future. We are blessed with Eretz Yisrael. We can’t look back. The whole thing of “Never Again” happened again and it was never more than anything but a cool mantra and slogan, because it is Hashem that will decide what we will go through our not, and His decrees which we can never understand, are more about the way that we behave towards one another and the light we are successful in bringing out to the world, and the true desire to return to Eretz Yisrael where He wants us to live, so that he doesn’t throw us out of the places that He never wanted us to feel comfortable in. Yet this is different. This is now. This is the present.

 

Every soldier before going out to Gaza is brought to these Kibbutzim and terror zones. The army understands that the soldiers in order to truly fight the way that they need to fight they need to understand the extent of the atrocity that took place, the chilul Hashem that has happened, the vengeance that needs to be taken in order to restore the light to the world. The immensity of the evil that they will be facing. They need to see it with their own two eyes. It needs to penetrate their souls. In the same way all of us our soldiers as well. Our prayers, our resolutions, our Torah study, our charity, our unity and love is the firepower behind the bullets, missiles and bombs that we are leveling on them. We can’t fight with Pre-October 7th spiritual ammunition. It’s not enough. We need prayer and Torah and charity and love on steroids to conquer this evil. Because we are not fighting just to wipe them out. It’s not about bringing security to Israel for the future. It’s about bringing Mashiach. It’s about the final redemption.

 

Which of course brings us four pages into this E-mail to this week’s Torah portion as we begin the Book of Redemption. To be honest, I thought Mashiach would be coming this week already. We finished the story of our family. We’ve fixed it all. It’s time already. Yet of course it seems that we’re still not entirely there. The Parsha begins with the story of suffering under Pharaoh, of the torture and senseless murder and enslavement of our nation and with the murder of our babies. It’s bad. It’s 210 years of October 7th.

 

And then there is Moshe. He’s our shepherd and our savior. He’s the one that turns it all around. For 210 years Hashem has hidden Himself from us in the darkness of Egypt. And it all changes when Moshe does something remarkable. He called Rabbi Schwartz and left his cozy safe palace in Monsey, Lakewood, Cedarhurst, Los Angeles, America Egypt and he went out to his brothers to see their suffering.

 

Vayigdal Moshe- and Moshe got older,

Vayeitzei El Echov- and he went out to his brothers

Va’yaar b’sivlosam-and he saw their suffering

 

What was the purpose of Moshe Rabbeinu’s trip? Rashi tells us it was in order to “focus his eyes and heart to be distressed over them.” Moshe knew what was going on. He watched the News every night. He read the papers, he surfed Yeshiva World and even watched my daily status posts. But it wasn’t enough. He needed to go there and see it for himself. He needed to feel the pain and suffering. It needed to hurt so much that it would become his own pain where he would do anything to relieve that pain. So he got off his couch and came.

 

What made this even more incredible was that the verse tells us that Moshe went out to “his brothers”. Were these really his brothers? Moshe since being an infant was raised in Pharaoh’s palace. He was aristocracy. He had a big 8-bedroom house and backyard. These were slaves. They were different than him. They were in Egypt “shlav beit “kids- not just second-class citizens but almost sub-humans. Yet, Moshe went out to his brothers. There was no disconnect. There was no Moshe saying yeah, but those Kibbutzim were left-wing secularists that brought it upon themselves. There was not but they were festivaling and violating Shabbos and Simchas Torah. There was no I’m better or frummer than they are, or I’m only connecting to those that are like me. He went out to his brothers. He wanted to know who they were and what they were going through and he needed to feel the pain. It’s just five Hebrew words, “He went out to his brothers and he saw their suffering” and yet it’s a whole world and it’s what brought the redemption.

 

What was it that Moshe saw? He saw an Egyptian man hitting a Jewish man. He saw the blows. HE felt each whip on his own back. He saw that the poor slave was an “ivri”. He was a “Yahud”. He hear Allahu Akbar. He smelled the smoke. He walked through the blood-stained sands and ash-filled rooms. He left with the stench of the death of babies on his clothing. He looked to the right and to the left. To the United Nations, to the all of those Me-Toos, to the civilized world, to the Universities for Social justice, to the Red Cross and he saw- ki ein ish- there’s nobody there. No one cares. That we are a nation alone. And saw he took action. He couldn’t not. He realized that everyone else was sitting comfortably and just talking and pontificating, but no one was smiting the Mitzri- Egyptian. So he did it. Because he understood that it was his brother that was getting hit and no one else was going to be there for him.

 

Yet he left with his faith shattered. How could this happen? How could this be? Why am I the only one that is here. Where’s the world? The next morning he got his answer when he returned. Because a one-day mission with Rabbi Schwartz is never enough. Because despite the fact that yesterday was exhausting and draining and emotional and took everything I had, my brother is still suffering. And I have to go out again tomorrow. Because there’s still something else I have to and can do. And there’s no one else that can or will.

 

Yet on day two. He got his answer. He understood it all. He said

 

“Achein noda ha’davar- Now the matter is known to me.”. What did he see? Two men fighting. Two Jewish men that just didn’t get that it was October 8th and not October 6th anymore. Two men that didn’t chap that we’re all in this together. That didn’t understand we’re all on the same boat. They didn’t appreciate that the only way to remove that hiddenness of Hashem in this dark world is if we bring his light his One-ness into the world by us coming together. By us stopping to hit our brothers. By not falling back into that fight that brought us down here in the first place between Yosef and his brothers. That’s the davar- the matter that started it all. It’s the davar that Yosef spoke about his brothers. It’s the davar that Yaakov sent Yosef to find and return the peace from his brothers and it is the davar that Yosef was able to reestablish in the house of Pharaoh at the end of the last parsha with his forgiveness, reconciliation and even support for one another. But now Moshe realizes that the davar is back again.

 

The world doesn’t care about us if we are divided and don’t care about one another. They can’t care for us, because when we are at each other’s throats, when we sit on our own coach and not there for one another, then we are not the nation that will shine the light to the world. Then the opposite happens. Then they have to remind us and persecute and pain us until we get back to where we need to. To where the light can shine from.

 

Moshe sees that and flees. And he waits until the tide changes. Until the pain gets so great that we have one voice and cry out to Hashem. The hiddenness is too much. We need You. And Hashem hears it finally. He looks down on His children and remembers His covenant. He remembers Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov.

 

Va’yar Elokim es Bnai Yisrael- And Hashem saw the children of Israel. He saw us a nation. He saw what the pain had brought us to. He saw that Moshe even far away in Midyan was still connected to his people and that it was time to come back for a second trip. He saw that the men who had sought out the life of Moshe were gone. The fighting was over. The pain was too great.

 

Va’yeida Elokim- Rashi tells us Hashem put His heart and did not hide His eyes from us anymore. The redemption can come. We can move forward with the miracles. We can head home and wipe out the evil. We can finally finish the mission of Yaakov of Shema Yisrael Hashem Echad revealing His One-ness through our Achdus. We can finally go back and have the good old-fashioned Rabbi Schwartz tour of Eretz Yisrael once again. I’m booking them now for Pesach. So don’t wait too long for this once in a life-time achdus tour to bring that day sooner. It’s time to come out to your brothers.

 

Have a inspiring Shabbos and an uplifting Shabbos Mevorchim.

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Kirtser geshlofen, lenger gelebt”.- The less you sleep, the more you get out of life.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

21. According to the Bible, the first month of the year is ___________.

Which of the following characterizes the customs in a Reform Synagogue?

A. Women sit in front of men

B. Women will read from the Torah

C. The Temple will not be mentioned

D. The reading of the Torah will be in English.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

 

No Words – It’s the one thing that every one says after they see and hear about the atrocities perpetrated against us. The death, the destructions, the horrors, it’s just too much. It’s incomprehensible. We walk out and they all say they same thing. Ein Milim- there are no words. Words haven’t been created to encapsulate it all. It’s too much it’s overwhelming. It’s just tears and sobs.

 

To a large degree the Netziv notes in our parsha this week is the essence of all our prayers. To move beyond words. The Torah tells us that after the 210 years of exile finally Hashem saw what we were undergoing and

Vayishma es Koleinu- He heard our voices.

 

It doesn’t say He heard our prayers. It wasn’t the words. Perhaps we had even reached a point when we couldn’t even pray anymore. We just cried from pain. We were hurt and we were broken and we turned to Hashem and said hear our broken voice and our sobs. It wasn’t refa’einu- heal us, It wasn’t forgive us, it wasn’t even redeem us. It was just pain and hurt and a connection from the depths of our souls that Hashem is the only address to turn to with that pain. And then he answered us.

 

That is the prayer that we are looking for today. And just as then that is the voice that is getting louder and louder. And the day when the redemption from Egypt will be forgotten because the redemption that awaits will come soon and be so much greater. We just have to awake that voice. We just have to move beyond the words.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY NEW YEARS JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

“My New Year’s resolution for 2023? I will be less laz.”— Jim Gaffigan

“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you’ve met your New Year’s resolution.”— Jay Leno

NEW YEARS PRAYER FOR THE ELDERLY

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do, 
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

DIETING NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

2019: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2020: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2021: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2022: I will work out 3 days a week.
2023: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

“New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” -Mark Twain

Cindy was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Cindy and handed her small package.  Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

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The answer to this week”s question is B – So first part is easy. Rosh Hashana the first of Tishrei is the new year. Although it is pretty cool you have to admit that this is the question that comes up right after the secular New Years day… The second part of the question is interesting I’m sure the correct answer is the wome reading from the Torah. Yet there certainly is a removal of the Temple in many of reform prayer books as well in old times and even still today, and there are some that have Torah reading in English. Interestingly enough in ancient Mishna times we had a translator that would translate the Torah for the community as well during the reading. I would give explanation in between aliya to aliya back in my Seattle TLC days as well. Yes, it was a long davening. But we’re there to learn the parsha not just ritually read it and especially today when there’s so many messages for us.   So this is another one right making the latest score is Rabbi Schwartz at 15.5 point and the MOT having 4.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Thursday, December 15, 2022

Hot-Tikva - Parshat Vayeishev Chanuka Edition 2022 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 16th 2022 -Volume 12 Issue 9 22nd of Kislev 5783

 

Parshat Vayeishev Chanuka I

Hot-Tikva

(What a great title!)

 

We were in the car having one of those typical Rabbi Schwartz you-really-should- move- to Israel discussions. They were Chasidim. They really loved Israel, or Eretz Yisrael as they preferred to call it. I was in one of my moods as it was the end of a full summer of touring and I wasn’t polite about it anymore. The politically correct Rabbi Schwartz had exited a few weeks before. I was annoyed at people just not getting the fact that it was really that time in history when everyone should be coming home already. There really is nothing left in America to stick around for besides… concentration camps at worst, but certainly expulsion, persecution and decrees are around the corner. The writing was on the wall. What were they hanging around there for? I was just frustrated, that they didn’t see it.

 

Yoily, then tells me that he really wanted to move to Israel. He loves it here. He said last time he was here even a few years ago, he even came very close to buying an apartment here. But at the end he backed it out. “It’s tzee heisss” in Eretz Yisrael. It’s too hot for him and his wife here. The temperature is too high and its very humid. It’s nisht far meer.. It wasn’t for him. It was at that point that I lost it.

 

I told him that I had a young man a few months ago that was raised frum, but his father told me that he was having trouble with him. It seems his son decided that he didn’t want to wear tzitzis anymore. It’s too hot, he complained. There’s no obligation in fact to wear tzitzis. It’s only an obligation if one is wearing a four cornered garment. But there’s no obligation to wear one in the first place. I asked Yoily if I should tell the young boy that he was correct. Tzee heis is a good excuse. After-all living in Eretz Yisrael according to many is not an obligation. You “just” get a mitzva if you live here, kind of like when you wear tzitzis (although settling the land is probably a lot more comprehensive and central of a mitzva-as the Torah repeatedly tells us it is the essence of all the mitzvos that can only properly be fulfilled here).

 

On the other hand, I could tell him how a little shvitz for a mitzva is good. I could remind him of the gemara that tells us about eventually the goyim will complain that they never had any opporotunities to do mitzvos and Hashem give them the chance to fufill the mitzva of sukkos. When they step in it though Hashem yanks out the sun and they start to shivtz and run out and say in their goyisheh Yiddish “It’s tzee heis!”. And then a I ratch it up a notch.

 

I ask them if they know why they are wearing those big long hot caftans and frocks and wool tzitzis. After-all there is certainly clothing like my shorts and T- Shirt which is a lot more comfortable. The answer I explained was that when their Zadyies and Bubbies came to America or the New World, or even perhaps centuries before in Europe, the great Chasidic leaders felt that it was important that the Chasidim wear these clothing so that they feel that they stand out. That they will always remember that they are not like the goyim around them. So that they won’t easily forget who they are and assimilate. That they will remember that the country that they are in, isn’t really where they are supposed to be or feel comfortable. It’s not their home. It’s not their people. We’re in galus and only there temporarily.

 

The problem though, I rudely pointed out, is that they are more comfortable in their shtreimal and beketcheh in the Diamond district in 5th Avenue or even in the halls of congress than they are when they come home to the land that is the inheritance of our forefathers. The land Hashem told us He gave us to live in. The land that is unquestionably the best, most natural and only place where we should ever feel at home. The land that should never feel tzu heiss… and even if it is, who moves out of their home when the air conditioning is busted? Out of their father’s home? Out of our Father in heaven’s home. I suggested that it would be much better if they tool off their shtreimal and beketcheh and put on a short sleeve shirt, shorts and even cotton tzitizis and it will be much cooler for them here. After-all I don’t think anyone will wear argue that living in Eretz Yisrael is less of a mitzva then the shtreimal, then the black hat and jacket? I think they made Aliyah since then… they certainly never said tzi heiss in my car.

 

As I read back what I just wrote, I realize that my mother will probably yell at me. I don’t usually pull punches in this E-Mail. I feel it’s why some of you still come here and read it each week and haven’t unsubscribed. You can handle my never really humble opinion, even though you may disagree with me. Or maybe it’s just the jokes at the end. But this time I think I got a bit carried away. I got aggressive. Obnoxious, perhaps. Certainly annoyingly Israeli-holier-than-thou because I live in Israel and you don’t attitude, that’s just a turn-off. But I just got frustrated that they don’t see the contradiction. You’re wearing a hot woolen pair of tzitzis, a lonf wool frock, a black fur hat… and your complaining that Israel is too hot. Really? Are you that blind? I just don’t get it.

 

Which then of course brings us to this week’s parsha and this incredible insight from Reb Moshe Feinstien who is troubled with the same issue, sort of. He notes that there is the famous gemara in Shabbos that discusses some of the laws of Chanuka. There it teaches us that the menora (or more accurately, Chanukiya, as they call it here) can’t be lit higher than 20 amos (about 30 feet) off the ground. As the eye only is sholeit-rules or can be see that high up. The Gemara than seems to intersperse a different seemingly unrelated midrash in the middle (by the same tanna), that Rashi quotes in our Parsha- which of course is never coincidental. It tells us that the brothers of Yosef threw him into the pit that the Torah tells us didn’t have any water, but it did have deadly snakes and scorpions in it. The question he poses is that is the connection between these two laws?

 

His brilliant answer is that the function of the lighting of the Menora is that one sees and contemplates the miracle of the lights. Not only the miracle of the 7 days that the oil burned for, but even the fact that anything that happens is truly a miracle from the Hand of God. It’s why, he answers the famous question of the Bais Yosef, that we celebrate 8 days of Chanuka even though the fact that the Menora burnt for the first day wasn’t a miracle. There was enough oil for that day. Yet, we recognize on Chanuka that everything is a miracle. It’s no more or less of a miracle that fire burns at all. It’s all the will of Hashem. The Menorah has to be in a place so that we can see it and our eyes can be “sholeit”- can rule over this idea. So that we can see the truth that is revealed in its light.

 

He notes that generally our eyes fool us. We miss the boat. The next midrash quoted in the Talmud tells us that. It points out that the brothers threw Yosef in a pit that was deadly. He should’ve died in that pit. Reuvein suggested that they throw him there- as a test to see if Hashem would protect him from the snakes and scorpions. It was like throwing Daniel into the lion’s den. And guess what? Yosef miraculously survived. The brothers should’ve hauled him right out after seeing that great miracle. They should’ve begged his forgiveness. They should’ve realized the folly of their ways.

But they didn’t. They were so consumed with jealousy and self-righteousness that they missed it. They doubled down on their shtreimel and beketcheh. They pulled him right out and sold him down to the Egyptians. They took the path that eventually brought us to the 210 years of slavery and grief. They let their eyes fool them, because the light was too high for them to see.

 

Chanukah more than any other holiday it is this light that has been so distorted. In Israel the Maccabees are celebrated as a basketball team, as a time for sport and athletics and Greek festivals obscenely enough. In non-orthodox circles in the Diaspora it is seen as a “winter” holiday right next to all of the other goyishe ones with more presents and with latkas and dreidels instead of trees and mistletoe. In the frum world its Jewishy acapella group goyisheh song knockoffs, fancy $20 doughnuts, and family Chanuka parties. In the most yeshivish circles it’s about Torah. All holidays are about Torah by the way in yeshivish world. Torah and tishes in the chasidish world. In truth though it’s really not about any of those things.

 

The story of Chanuka is about picking up a sword and killing idolators (and their Jewish backers by the way- fun fact- according to Josephus I’ve heard about 20% of the Greek army were Hellenized Jews).  It was about standing up to the world and telling them that everything else besides Hashem is baloney. It’s lies. It’s being willing to put your life on the line against a world empire to tell them that Eretz Yisrael is ours. It’s holy. Get your Greek behinds out of our Temple. NOW or we will fight you. We don’t care that you are a world Empire. That you have the United Nations behind you. We don’t care if it will offend your politically correct universal religion world view. Macabee-Mi Kamocha Ba’Eilim Hashem- We have Hashem. We really really do. And we don’t need to hide it or be embarrassed about saying it. We don’t need to live anywhere else, because we believe that He will preform miracles for us and will provide for us if we listen to Him and fulfill His will of living where He charged us to shine out His light from. He will take care of our children that they don’t go off the Derech. He will make sure we will have the food that we need, the parnassa that we need. We just need to see the light.

 

We read the story of the brothers and Yosef, Reb Moshe says, every year on Chanuka to help us open up our eyes. To see the light of Hashem and contemplate the miracles that he not only provided back then; but ba’yamim ha’heim ba’zman ha’zeh- He does it at this time as well. We need to get out of the darkness that we more often than not we have engulfed ourselves in. The darkness of exile that only the light of the only Jewish holiday that was Made in Israel can bring out to us. The snakes and scorpions that we may see in our other fellow Jews that we throw them down to, but we don’t see the miracles and light that Hashem provides for them as well. We need to gaze long and hard and let our eyes be cleansed and purified by the one true miraculous light and flame

 

. It’s a flame we can’t touch. We can’t use for our own personal benefit and agendas. We just need to see it and let our eyes finally rule over the darkness. It’s not tzee heis… It’s not tzee kalt…It’s just holy. It’s just Hashem. It’s just miraculous. It’s all miracles. We’re the Kohanim on Chanuka that can tap into it and share that light. We’re the Macabees that aren’t afraid to tell the world that. We’re the Chashmonaim that will do what Hashem wants us to do and the chips will fall where He wants them to. It is that light that will bring the Bais Ha’Mikdash home again. May it already be this year.

 

Have a light filled Shabbos and Chanuka

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Az es brent, is a fayer.”.- When something’s burning, there’s a fire.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/maoz-tzur  – In honor of Chanuka my latest song composition Maoz Tzur! Aren’t you ready for a new tune.. this one is great with Dovid Lowy doing my amazing arrangements and vocals!

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneiros-halalu   – And once your at it already why not use my fantazstically uplifting Haneiros Halalu tune for lighting your candles as well

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VgaIkUkJIU   – Nissim Black’s latest awesome VICTORY!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Z4WE-kt64    -  Tis the season for Acapella Chanuka tunes- Elton Johnuka.. Oy…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwhAKe-UVOk – Berri Weber’s latest Yosef…Fascinating…and good..

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

NEW EXAM THIS WEEK- JUNE 2022!!

2) The destruction of the First Temple occurred in the year:

It is commonly believed that The Broad Wall in Jerusalem was built for the journey of:

a) Thutmose

b) Sennacherib

c) Shishak

d) Nebuchadnezzar

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Eliyahu’s Exit- 706 BC – The death or better yet the departure of Eliyahu Ha’Navi from this world is one of the most fascinating stories in Tanach. Unlike previous great men like Moshe or Aharon that died with a “kiss of God” Eliyahu doesn’t undergo any form of death. He remains alive according to our sage in Gan Eden and is sent back down to this world for specific tasks. Many great sages and simple hidden Tzadikim have had revelations of Eliyahu. In Tzfat in the ARI’Zl shul there is the room where Eliyahu studied with that great 16th century Kabbalist. Thus when he leaves this world it is not to die, but rather to wait until his moment when he will bring Mashiach.

 

The Navi tells us how he and Elisha his student were walking by the Jordan river talking in learning, that prevented him from being taken until a heavenly chariot and horses of fire came down to take him away. This is the same fire Elisha recognized from when Eliyahu brought it down on Mt. Carmel and to burn up the soldiers of Achazia. When Eliyahu is taken he leaves behind his leather cloak- which was made from the ram of the akeida of Avraham Avinu when he bound Yitzchak. That was the way that Elisha knew that he would replace Eliyahu. In perhaps the most famous eulogy he cries out “Avi Avi rechev Yisrael u’farashuv- Father Father the chariot of Israel and its horseman”. A rebbi is like one’s father our sages tell us and the power of Eliyahu was like its army to serve to defend us from our enemies. Without Eliyahu he felt lost and endangered. In fact our sages tell us that when Eliyahu left this world the empire of Rome was established. A new era had begun.

 

Elisha picks up that cloak and strikes the Yarden with it. And just as it had split for Eliyahu it does so for Elisha. The fact that it now split miraculously for him alone was as well as sign that he possessed and received twice the power of Eliyahu. For when it had previously split it was for two great men Eliyahu and Elisha and now Elisha alone had earned the level that it would split for him. Next week we being and explore the new era of Elisha and the reaction of his students to this new world.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TOO HOT JOKES OF THE WEEK

After so long of Gehennom being just too hot, the inhabitants decide to steal a/c units from Heaven and install them, making the place a little more comfortable. When the inhabitants of Heaven learn what's been done, they lash out in outrage. "How dare you! We'll sue you!" they cried.

To which Gehenom's residents replied: "You can try, sure, but where are you guys gonna find a lawyer?"

 

“It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Yankel as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey," he continued, "what would then neighbors think if I mowed the lawn like this?"

His wife thought for a moment, then replied, "That I married you for your money."

 

My pregnant wife asked me if I ever worried it would be too hot for the baby inside her. I patted her tummy, smiled and said, “Nah...it’s probably womb temperature!"

It’s so hot everyone is wearing sweat pants.

 

It’s so hot even the artificial flowers are dying.

 

It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.

 

It’s so hot even white collar workers are red necks.

 

It’s so hot my thermometer goes up to “Are you kidding me?”

 

It’s so hot Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

 

It’s so hot I saw a cop chasing a thief and they were both walking.

 

It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelette.

 

It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.

 

It’s so hot I saw a heatwave and I waved back.

 

It’s so hot in the Apple store because they have no Windows.

 

Q: Which is faster, heat or cold? A: Heat, because you can catch a cold!

 

Did you hear about the Palestinian Space Agency mission to land on the sun? They went at night to make sure it wouldn't be too hot

 

The American tourist was bothering the waiter in an Israeli restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

'Oh, I really don't care or mind,' said the waiter with a smile. 'We don't have an air conditioner.'

 

An old Jewish man walks into a restaurant. He orders some soup. The waiter quickly brings his soup but the old man doesn’t eat. The waiter returns after some minutes. “Excuse me sir. Is there something wrong with your soup?”

“Try it and find out.” The old man responded.

“Is the soup too cold?”

“Try it.”

“I-is it too hot?”

“Just try it.”

“Not enough vegetables, too much broth, does it smell funny?”

“What are ya, mishegas? Just try the soup!” The old man shouts.

“Alright!” The waiter gives in. “Where’s the spoon?” He looks over the table.

The old man just smiles.

 

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Answer is B -This one was easy although controversial. The answer they are looking for is 586 BC that’s the common archeological dating. On the other hand if one makes a cheshbon of the 410 years that Chazal tell us that it stood we date it about 165 years later in the year 422 BC. So there are a bunch of missing years that need to be figured out. Google the missing Jewish years and see Rav Schwabs article on this enlightening topic.  The broad wall in the Cardo is also pretty easy and basic as it’s an essential tourist site to tell the story of the great Pesach night miracle and the destruction of Sancheirevs army that took place here. So got it right of course and the the score this week is Schwartz 2 and 0 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.