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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Aliyah Children-Parshat Ki Teitzei 2019/ 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
September 13th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 49 13th of Elul 5779

Parshat Ki Teitzei

Aliya Children

They were two brothers. Let’s call them Moshe and David. They were both making Aliya. The year was 1905, this was the period of time known as the 2nd Aliya to Israel. Both brothers had enough of the antisemitism they suffered from in Europe. The Kishinev riots, the pogroms, and the general laws passed against the Jews drove them out. Most of their friends were going to America or Australia that absorbed over one million Jews during the 10 years of the 2nd Aliya until World War I. But they both chose to come to Palestine. They came for reasons that sounded very the same but were exactly the opposite.

Moishie, the more religious of the two, was coming to Eretz Yisrael, for the same reason his uncle who had come years before had come. The Shechina was in Galus- the divine Spirit was in exile. He needed to come to the Holy Land to bring that spirit back there with him. To return his soul and the shechina with Him to the land that Hashem had promised our ancestors. It was the only place a Jew was meant to live and to become the Jew that he could.

Dovid was from a new generation. He had enough with the old ways. With the ‘exile’ ‘ghetto’ Jewish mind-set and all the archaic laws that went along with it. Dovid also said he was moving to Palestine because “the shechina was in galus”, in Exile. The shechina was in Exile and he wanted to go to Israel to get as far away as possible from it. He was coming to the land where the shechina had long ago left and was not coming back to. He was going to go there to create a New Jew. One that wasn’t burdened by and tethered down by the traditions of the past.

That in a nutshell defined the 2nd Aliya to Eretz Yisrael. Jews that came from traditional shtetl homes. Jews looking to create a new life, who were idealists, but both of them needed each other. And even more significantly they both needed a leader that could speak their language and bring out and direct those yearnings for Eretz Yisrael, in the way that would ultimately develop the land. Many of the Moishies that came starved. They couldn’t find work; they couldn’t support their families. They thought they would be coming to the land they had learned and studied about that Hashem would bless and would be flowing with milk and honey. And the land remained desolate and their cupboards were bare. So they left. Some went back to Europe and others to America.

Many of the Dovids left as well. The child mortality rate back then was close to 80%. The anti-Semitism they were fleeing from seemed to have followed them there, where they were subjected to the whims of the Ottoman governors and the local Arab populace that robbed and destroyed those fields that they tirelessly slaved over only to see go up in flames and being taken from them repeatedly.  It’s estimated that about 70% of the 2nd Aliya didn’t make it to the end game. They never saw the establishment of the State. They moved off respectively to what they thought would be greener spiritual or secular pastures.

The leader that remained, was the Volozhiner student, about whom the Netziv, it’s Rosh Yeshiva, commented that if the entire yeshiva was only founded for him it had fulfilled its purpose. The Rav of Yaffo and the first chief Rabbi of Palestine, Rav Avraham Yitzchak Hakohen Kook, understood the challenges of this fledgling nation and its returnees. He saw equally the idealism and what he termed as the gevura/ the courage of both of these groups to have the holiest of underpinnings. Every Jew has a purpose. Every Jew has a purpose that is meant to be fulfilled in Eretz Yisrael. The purpose is to work, to build, to plant, to grow and to make this land flourish. At the same time the purpose is to imbue all of that labour with the holiness that only a yiddisheh neshoma that is connected to its Creator can bring forth. That only a Jew that is ensconced in Torah and mitzvos and is in touch with the spiritual nature of his soul can reveal to the world.

For the next 30 years of his life until his passing on the 3rd of Elul 1935, his life revolved around bringing these two camps together. Perhaps his most famous venture was his month long Masa Hamoshavot- when he joined together with the head of the Old Yishuv Chareidi community at the time Rav Yosef Chaim Sonnefeld to travel around the entire country and visit all the Dovids or Dudus that worked day and night on the fields of the kibbutzim and moshavot. When they were told by one of the kibbutzim that they were wasting their time, as they would not be influenced at all by these Rabbis and their old traditions. Rav Kook responded that they had not come to influence but rather to be inspired by the incredible sacrifice these young idealists had to plant and grow the holy land of Hashem.  This wasn’t a line he was giving them. It was dvarim ha’yotzim min halev- words that pour right out of the heart, which our sages assure us will always penetrate the hearts of the listeners.

One of most powerful anecdotes of those journeys were when they came to Migdal. At the time there was only one mezuza in the entire yishuv that a young girl had brought with her from Europe. The kosher situation was non-existent, there wasn’t a synagogue the ‘Dovid’s’ had left that all behind. When Rav Sonnenfeld mentioned to them about Shabbos and spoke about the universality of the day of rest, he noted that it was the responsibility of anyone Jewish establishing a “Jewish State” to mandate its observance. The head of the yishuv, a Professor Glickin, took offense immediately he responded that he felt Jewish in every fibre of his being. Yet he did not feel Shabbat spoke to him or was relevant at this time. Yet at the same time, he is definitely free-minded in his observance and yet he has no problem if the Rabbi can convince him to do teshuva and change his ways.

Rav Kook quickly stepped in and told him that no one was questioning his Jewish identity which certainly is burning strong. It is a powerful spark. It just needs to be fanned. The professor responded that he feels he is finding his spark and his place in the resurrection of the agriculture of Israel. Rav Kook picked up on that cue. He spoke to him all about the incredible holiness of the land of Israel, its fruits, the incredible service of Hashem and the Jewish people in making this desolate land flourish again. The professor, whose entire life was dedicated to buying lands and restoring them to their Jewish roots, was touched by the Rav’s appreciation of his contribution.

The Rav then asked him, that there is a Jew that has a lot of money and who has tremendous passion for Israel and he wants to buy the Temple Mount from the Turks. Glickin nodded, this is something he could appreciate and himself longed for. Yet this person, continued the Rav, wants to plant a huge orchard and garden there on top, perhaps even make it a fantastic agricultural park. What is the Professors opinion of this plan? Glickin turned red, and with the fire of zealotry responded that he would personally go and destroy this orchard. This is our holy place. This is our Temple Mount. This is not a place for gardens or orchards. I would rip every tree out myself personally. Rav Kook smiled and turned to him. “Did I not tell you that the fire of Hashem is burning inside of you...”.

We continue our journey into this incredible month of Elul with the Torah portion of this week. We have left the Judges, the Kohanim, the leaders of the nation in last week’s Torah portion and this week we arrive at the “amcha”. Perhaps one of the most fascinating mitzvos and puzzling mitzvos is the one that starts off this parsha the law of the yefat to’ar. The Torah tells us that when a soldier goes out to war and he finds amongst the enemy a beautiful woman that he desires. He may take her home and ultimately after a waiting period and a process of her mourning her own home he can marry her. The Talmud tells us this law is given under the extraordinary circumstances of a soldier at war.

Kiddushin (21b) “The Torah only spoke against the Yetzer Hara- the evil inclination, for if Hashem would not make her permissible he would marry her in a forbidden manner”

It’s a strange law that stands out in the Torah. If something is inappropriate and undesirable the Torah generally prohibits it. We don’t make concessions for the yetzer hara. Let’s throw him a bone…is not our way. In fact, there are those commentaries that note that by the mere fact that this is the only place the Torah makes such an exception in every other circumstance we do have the ability to overcome our desires and inclinations. But still… Why here? What makes this different.

Again Rav Kook gives us an incredible insight. He notes that the soldier that we are talking about here is not your typical soldier. For those that remember last week’s Torah portion not only were the soldiers who had just built a home, got betrothed or planted a vineyard sent home, but anyone that was fearful of any sin in his hand as well was discharged. According to Reb Yosi in the Talmud this was even for sins of a minor nature. This soldier that is fighting in this battle is someone of a holy calibre. Even more significantly as Rashi notes this battle is a permissible war. It is a war that was not for the defence of Israel or even the initial conquest of the land which are obligatory wars. This was one that was mandated by a Sanhedrin of 70 sages (which of course there isn’t today and therefor this entire law is not relevant today) to expand the borders of Israel. This could be for political reasons (maybe someone has an election to win…shhhh) or for financial reasons, or even to strike fear in the hearts of our neighbours not to mess with us. The soldiers that are fighting are volunteers. They are idealists. They leave their wives, their established houses, their grown vineyards at home and they are fighting for the homeland. They are Dovids and they are Moshes.

It is that strength and that holy fire that will bring out the biggest and strongest challenge. The Jew, fashioned in the image of Hashem, on one hand has the highest soul that is looking to draw close and fight the battle of Hashem and create that perfect Holy world. At the same time, it is in a body that is made from the earth that will need to be raised up from the lowest of the low. It will need to reveal those holy sparks as buried as they may. With that gevura, energy and drive to reach higher and to elevate the world comes the pull deeper and deeper downward. For those are where the deepest sparks may lay. When we go out to war the Torah tells us we have to recognize that the yetzer hara will be most powerful. If we just write it off and pretend it doesn’t exist, we will fail and ultimately “take her in a forbidden manner”. 

So what do we do? We don’t prohibit it. We tell him to wait until the battle is over. Until our soldier leaves the heat of that battle. In the interim we tell him how holy his fight is, how special his battle , the fields he is planting is in fact holy land. Show him that his dvar reshus- his permissible war is also a mitzva. His daily job at the office is a Kiddush Hashem- a sanctification of Hashem’s name. The desires and temptations are natural. They come with the territory of someone that is involved in the holiest job on the planet. They are part of the fibre of every Jew who can never sit still in Creation. Who understands that he is put in this world of reshut- where so many things are permissible and  are waiting to be uplifted; to be brought to their spiritual fulfilment that only we can bring it to. And our job is to fight that battle not by ignoring and pretending that they don’t exist or that we are above the downfall. But rather to fan that spark inside of us that will allow us to elevate those sparks as well and to create a perfect beautiful physical world that reflects the sanctity of our Creator.

One doesn’t have to live in Eretz Yisrael to be a Jew that is making Aliya. We are all bnai aliya- children who are striving to uplift the world. We all have battles that we have to fight, and challenges that can bring us down. Elul is the time of year to recognize that all of those battles are there for one purpose. To bring us closer to Hashem and to bring the shechina closer to us. For those of us that are Moishie’s who are fortunate enough to be engaged primarily in the world of Torah and mitzvos the challenge is to not lose sight of the holiness that can be found outside of the Beit Midrash, the synagogues and our homes. We need to bring that same degree of holiness and spiritual enthusiasm to the other areas of our life as well. To the stores we shop in, the markets we frequent, and the streets we drive in. To our neighbors, our brothers and sisters and to the entire world.

For the so so many Dovids, Dudus, or Davids amongst us who are primarily involved in the social causes, the chesed, the advocacy and philanthropic areas of tikun olam, we need to bring Hashem to those causes as well. Reveal His name in all that we do. Don’t ashamed, don’t be universal or agnostic about it. You are doing a mitzva. A holy job that you accepted 3300 years ago on a Mountain called Sinai in the wilderness. The spark and drive that you have is holy. Fan that flame. Let it shine.

But perhaps most importantly for all of us is to remember that we are all brothers and sisters in all of this. Moishie can’t do Dovid’s job. And Dovid can’t reveal the spark that Moishie can. We are all connected Hashem’s Kingdom will only reign supreme when all of His children appreciate one another. When we do that the Shechina will finally no longer be in exile as well. V’haaleinu l’socha- we should merit to make the ultimate Aliyah together with it.
Have uplifting Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Dos gantze lebn iz a milchome..” - All of life is a war.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/yJf4tWBUq94  – 3 Brothers Performing Together - Chaim Yisrael, Itzik Eshel & Avishai Eshel singing beautiful

https://youtu.be/zCa0KTNJCH0  – New Benny Friedman Harieni Mikabel with his children singing along with him…

https://youtu.be/ECy3CMxShIQ     -Yishai Ribo singing an incredible new song Seder Ha’Avoda the service and feelings of Kohein on Yom Kippur…

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q    A prophet who does not make part of the Twelve Minor Prophets (Trei Asar)
A) Amos
B) Micah
C) Zechariah
D) Isaiah
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Ki Teitze– There are no synonyms in lashon hakodesh- the holy language of the Torah. There are words that might be similar to one another, but each word has its own nuance and each word is used precisely to convey the idea that is being presented. The difference between a lamdan and a layman is whether one pays attention to those varied nuances or not. The layman gets the basic idea and moves on, the lamdan understands that if the Torah uses a particular word, particularly if it is not the standard term than one should pay attention to the usage. There is something more below the surface, and if you just pause for a moment and ponder it you may reveal an insight or an idea that you may not have if you just breeze right on through it. This is particularly the case when the Torah goes out of its way to switch up words multiple times in a narrative. Those should jump out at you. Those are the opportunities when even a non-lamdan should take heed.


In this week’s Torah portion we have the mitzva of yibum and chalitza the levirate marriage and the process for someone who does not wish to fulfill this mitzva. In a nutshell the law is that someone who’s brother dies without children, the widow “falls” to yibum- meaning the brother of the deceased has a mitzva to take her as his wife and produce an heir that will carry on the name of his deceased brother. If he does not wish to marry her then being that with the death of the brother she automatically had already “fallen” into his mitzva jurisdiction, the only way to “free” him of this obligation and to free her to marry another is by a process known as chalitza. That process consists of him coming in front of the court declaring his refusal to marry her. She takes off his shoe and spits in it in a ceremony that is meant to reflect the Torah’s disappointment and disdain for “the man who will not build his brothers house” and she is then free. That’s yibum and chalitza. Got it?

Now take a look at the Torah description of the scenario of chalitza

Devarim (25:7) V’Im lo yachpotz ha’Ish -But if the man does not desire
 to take his brother's wife, the brother's wife shall go up to the gate, to the elders, and say,
Me’ein yivmi-"My husband's brother has refused
to perpetuate his brother's name in Israel
lo ava yabmi-  he does not wish to perform the obligation of a husband's brother with me.
Then the elders of his city shall call him and speak to him, and he shall stand up and say,
Lo chafatzti lakachta-"I do not wish to take her.
Then his brother's wife shall approach him before the eyes of the elders and remove his shoe from his foot. And she shall spit before his face and answer [him] and say, "Thus shall be done to the man who will not build up his brother's household!"

Did you note the changing terms? I bolded them for you. The brother does not chafetz- desire. The woman on the other hand doesn’t say he doesn’t desire, rather she says he is lo me’ein he refuses to do the mitzva. And then she adds ‘lo ava’- he does not wish to do the mitzva. When he comes to court however he reiterates his stance that he does not desire- chafatzti to take her. In the end the court leaves it pretty neutral and he is described as the man who doesn’t build his brother’s house.

The Ksav V’Kabala notes the differences in terms and explains. He suggests that chafetz- desire is reflective of the man’s objection which is not to fulfilling the mitzva. Rather he has a problem with her. He doesn’t desire her. It could be for whatever reason. She is not attractive to him. Maybe spiritually, maybe physically, maybe emotionally. He has a lack of desire for her.

She on the other hand doesn’t use the term he doesn’t desire rather he is me’ein- he refuses to fulfill his obligation. It is not out of lack of desire. Rather it is a refusal to step up to the plate. And then she adds. Lo ava- he does not wish or the way the Ksav V’Kabala understands the word, he has no motivation either way to fulfill the mitzva. He is being complacent.

When he is called to court however he reiterates however that his problem is with her. Lo chafatzti l’yabma- I don’t desire her. The court however not wishing to judge one way or the other who’s responsible allows the yevama to make the neutral statement “the man who does not build his brother’s house”. Not the one who doesn’t desire, not the one who refuses, not the one who isn’t motivated. Just the person who at the end of the day did not build his brother’s house by marrying his widow.

C’mon, you have to appreciate this. It is a vort like this that makes you want to go back and read the parsha again and look for other instances of non-synonyms you ignored. Well, that’s what this column is all about. Inspiring your inner lamdan.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The battle of Sisera and Song of Devora 1124 BC – This battle is one that I mention a lot to my tourists as there are so many places where one can mention it. Particularly in this time of year as we approach Rosh Hashana. After all this battle is what makes our day so special right? What am I talking about? As I tell my tourists, you tell me…

While  you think about that let’s talk about the story. So Yavin the King of Chatzor, right in the Hula Valley by Ayelet Hashachar today, one of those Canaani Kings that the Jews after settling the land got too lazy to wipe out, overtook the nation in the North and began to enslave the people. This was of course punishment from Hashem for leaving his ways. But now for the first time they were being subjugated by the Canaani Kings they left around rather than the previous battles which were external enemies. Yavin has a general by the name of Sisera who rules an army that consists of 900 chariots. To give you a sense of what that means remember that Pharaoh in Egypt only sent out 600 chariots against the Jewish nation fleeing. This is 150 times as many as Pharaoh in Egypt. It’s a big deal.

Opposite him stands Devora and her general Barak Ben Lapidot whom she calls to battle by Mt. Tavor. The location is a perfect one as it is the crossroads of three tribes; Yissachar, Zevulun and Naftali. There Barak, after getting assurances that Devora would stand with him in battle, gathered an army of 10,000 men. This was an open affront to Sisera and Yavin and the army came rolling into town. The battle begins in Kedesh Naftali, near Yavni’el south of Tiverya and continues to the valley by Megiddo on the western slopes of Mt. Tavor. The Jews came storming down the mountain and the Canaanites didn’t know what hit them. The midrash suggests they saw a big fiery sword in the sky. The Kishon river which flows from Mt. Carmel into that valley became a raging river and swept the chariots out to the Sea.

Sisera seeing defeat flees the battlefield and flees to Alon Batzaananim which is seemingly between Yavne’el and Menachmia of today to the tent of a Kenite woman, a descendant of Yisro, named Yael. In fact, today the Nature Reserve called Churshat Yaelah, in that area there is a spring called Ein Yael named after her. Yael invites him into her tent, liquors him up and tires him out and once he is fast asleep she yanks out the peg from the tent and jams into his head killing him. Barak, upon seeing the miraculous defeat of Sisera and his army headed up to Chatzor and finished the job they should have done years before and wiped out Yavin and the Cananites.

The book of Shoftim then shares with us the incredible song that Devora composes, perhaps one of the most beautiful in Tanach. There she recounts how Hashem saved the nation. She praises he tribes that joined the fight and lambasts the tribe of Dan, Reuvein and Asher that stayed on the side lines. (by the way inspiring that song by Yigal Calek and London Boys Choir lama yashavta bein hamishpisayim-I’ll see if I can find it on youtube for you guys below-betcha never knew it came from here and bet you didn’t even know what the song was talking about…). Finally, she gives us the image that brings us to Rosh Hashana. The mother of Sisera is sitting by window waiting for her little boychik to come home with the booty of the Jews. When she sees through her “magic mirror” he ain’t comin home she cries. How many times did she cry? 100 times. And each year on Rosh Hashana we blow 100 blasts on our Shofar to commemorate those cries which symbolize the eradication of evil from this world according to the Sifsey Chaim’s explanation.

And there you have it an incredible story that you can share with your tourists and think about when you drive through the Jezre’el Valley, the Tavor area in the lower Galile or even by the Kishon river or up by the Galile Panhadle near the Hula valley.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S KIBBUTZNIK JOKES OF THE WEEK

Marvin Epstein was on his first trip to Israel and couldn’t believe how advanced the country had become. Innovation everywhere, even on Israel’s farms, far surpassed what he saw anywhere else in the world. Driving through an agricultural kibbutz, Marvin started experiencing car trouble.

He stopped, got out of the car, and as he lifted the hood to study the engine, a brown and white cow from an adjoining field walked over.
After a moment or two, the cow turned to Marvin and said: "Looks like a faulty carburetor to me." Then she walked back into the field and resumed her grazing.
Amazed, Marvin walked up to someone and said: "Is that your cow in the field?"
"The brown and white one?” a kibbutznik responded. “Yes, that's old Rivkah."
"Well," continued Marvin, "my car broke down, and she just said: 'Looks like a faulty carburetor to me.’ Even the cows in this country brilliant?”
The kibbutznik shook his head and said: "Don't mind old Rivkah. She doesn’t know a thing about cars."
 
A Texas cattleman on vacation in Israel was visiting an agricultural kibbutz one day, boasting to the kibbutznik about the size of his ranch. "Takes me three whole days to ride across my farm on a horse."
Dudu, the kibbutznik takes a slow drink of water and replies, "We had a horse like that once, but I shot the lazy thing."
 
Danny Steinberg decided to work on a Kibbutz in Israel for the summer as it had always been his dream. One Sunday morning, Danny was in line for breakfast in the communal dining room. The Kibbutz had a cook who asked Danny how he wanted his eggs.
Not wanting to burden him, Danny said cheerfully, "Whatever is easiest for you."
With that, the cook took two eggs, cracked them open onto his plate, and handed it back to him.
 
Levi was called into the KGB offices in Sovier Russia after applying for a Visa to move to Israel. Comrade Lev, why now, just when things are getting better for your people, are you applying for an exit visa to make Aliyah to Israel?
“Well, comrade, there are two reasons. One is that my next-door neighbor is Pamyat (the anti soviet Russian party) and he tells me that after they get rid of you communists, they are coming next after the Jews.
But they will never get rid of us communists!: The officer barked at him
I know, I know, of course you are right! And that's the other reason.

Benny from Haifa passed away and was sent ‘below’. He was amazed, however, to discover lush vegetation, running streams, waterfalls and beautiful lakes everywhere. Everyone seemed happy.  
“You look surprised,” said a resident.  
“Yes, I am,” replied Benny, “I expected this place to be very dry and exceedingly hot. Like a desert. But all I can see are trees full of all kinds of fruit, beautiful flowers, lots of vegetables, lush grass and water everywhere. This is not hell”  
“Well,” said the resident, “it used to be like you thought, but then the Israelis started to arrive and they irrigated the daylights out of the place!” 

A disappointed Coca Cola salesman returns from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Israelis?" The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make it. But, I had a problem. I didn't know Hebrew. So, I planned to convey the message via three posters. 
The first poster was a man lying in the hot desert sand, totally exhausted. 
The second poster was the man drinking the Coca Cola. 
The third poster was the man now totally refreshed. 
"These posters were pasted all over the place." 
"That should have worked!!" said the friend. 
"Of course it should have!!" said the salesman. "But I didn't realize that Israelis read from right to left!!!"  

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Answer is D–  Also not the challenging of a question for a ben Torah. It shouldn’t be at least, although I’m not sure how many would get this wrong. It’s easy not necessarily because every learning Jew know which prophets are in the 12 minor prophets. I think that probably sadly maybe 15% could name them all. I probably couldn’t off-hand either. But it’s a giveaway in regards to anyone who has seen the navi knows that Isaiah/Yeshaya Hanavi is no minor prophet with 66 chapters and close to 1300 verses it’s the largest of the books of the prophets. Now if they would’ve thrown Esther or Rus in there then it might have thrown some people for a loop maybe even Yechezel.   So the score is Schwartz 35 and 8 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Comparative Judaism- Parshat Shoftim 2019 /5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
September 6th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 48 6th of Elul 5779

Parshat Shoftim

Comparitive Judaism

So, after “Where are going next?”, “How much longer till we get there?” and “Are we there yet?”, my next worst-question-that-tourists ask is “So what was your favorite part of the day?”. Now whereas the first few questions I just mentioned are usually asked by the kids on the trip, the latter is usually asked by one of the parents. I can handle kids questions. I tel them they will know when we get “there” and not a moment before. Sometimes I’ll tell them we just got “there”. And now we are going “there” …and then “there”… Eventually they give up, and bless Hashem that their parents do not take parenting classes from Rabbi Schwartz. But when parents ask really dumb questions like the above mentioned “favorite-part-of-the-day” one, I am put into a quandary. Do I blast the parents in front of the children? Do I let the question get answered? Do I suffer in silence…? What is a Rabbi/ Tour Guide to do?

Suffering in silence, has really never been my thing, despite my mother’s best efforts of reciting the great adage of our sages that “siyag l’chochma shtika- or silence is a sign of wisdom”  to me each night after she would say the shema with me and kiss me to sleep, or when she would bless me on my Friday night or really anytime I called from yeshiva, or at the end of any letter she wrote to me… Yeah… it didn’t really help despite her truly heroic efforts. I wasn’t going to let this truly offensive question stand. That wasn’t an option. At the same time I couldn’t really blast the parents. So what I do instead is usually just interrupt the well-meaning parent, who asked this question trying to engage in some meaningful conversation with their child and have them appreciate their “best” part of the day, without any idea what a bad idea this is. So I interrupt them and tell them that before we answer that question let’s first talk about which one of your children are your “favorite” child of the day. And kids, why don’t you guys answer which one of your parents is your “favorite” parent-of-the-day and which of your siblings is your “favorite” sibling- of- the day. I find that to usually be an effective method of shutting down the conversation pretty quick. They smile. They get it. Or they just never hire me again. But either way I don’t have to suffer through what I feel is one of the more painful discussions that I have to sit through…

By now you can tell it’s been a loooong summer that has ended… Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. I love my parnasah. And I love my tourists. All of them. But tourists are like your kids some times. You can love them till the end of the world, but they got on your nerves every so often. In the beginning you don’t mind so much. You’re too excited that you have the kid. But by the third or fourth kid already… That’s kind of how I feel by the end of a fantastically packed summer.
But what bothers me so much about this question? Why does it grate on my nerves? The answer is because it forces the child to think back on what was until that question was asked, a pretty amazing day! And then start to measure and find flaws in why one part of the day wasn’t so perfect. So it can’t really be the best part of the day. We had to wait in line too long to get on the rafting… The Tanach site was really great but it was sooo hot… the bathrooms at that fantastic nature trail weren’t really that clean…. The water was too cold… The drive was soooo long… Who needs this? We all had an amazing day today. Why must we weigh which is better and which is worse? Are these Israeli elections that we need to find the least bad candidate to not be our prime minister?

As like most Rabbi Schwartz lessons, there will be a parsha connection. Being that it is Elul and these are the parshiyot that we read as get ready for the High Holidays, the lesson is one that will give us food for thought as we approach these days of awe. In this weeks portion we read about the laws of the judges and the hierarchy of the Jewish governmental system. It’s also a good thing to read as we approach the 2nd and hopefully final elections for this year in Israel if not for ever. It’s certainly something that I won’t miss when Mashiach comes. The torah tells us

Devarim (16:8) If a matter eludes you in judgment, between blood and blood, between judgment and judgment, or between lesion and lesion, words of dispute in your cities, then you shall rise and go up to the place the Hashem, your God, chooses.

Rav Yaakov Moshe Charlap in his classic work Mei Marom (that I recently got, and am truly enjoying) notes, there are two reasons why someone can love something or choose something. One is because it is inherently desirable to him. He likes it. It tastes good, looks nice, it’s perfect and amazing. The other reason is because as compared to all the other options this seems to be the one that stands out and is the most desirable, or as in Israeli elections go- and perhaps even American elections as well for that matter go- the least undesirable. The same he suggests is in regards to our mitzvos, our faith, our religion.

 Are we Jewish, do we follow the Torah, do we believe in what we believe in and behave the way that we do, because it’s the best option out there? Because it’s the only thing that really makes sense. Because we’re smart enough not to believe Hashem had a son who He hung up on a cross and tortured to death and all sins are atoned for as a result of that. Or that he had a prophet named Muhammed who pretty much killed anyone he didn’t like or didn’t agree with him. Or that it’s pretty stupid to believe that the world was created by accident in some random explosion and there really is no meaning to our existence. Or even that the Torah and it’s commandments that for 2 millennia have been passed down from father to son and carefully transmitted, who’s prophecies have pretty much have all been fulfilled for better and for worse, whose predictions about our existence have all come to fulfillment, is a bubbeh meiseh made up by some nomads in the desert-as many “denominations” of Judaism that were made up the last century or two suggest. Are those the reasons we follow our faith and practice our yiddishkeit?

Or is it because we appreciate how incredible it is to be a yid. How awesome Shabbos is, how perfect a Torah lifestyle that guides every aspect of our life is. How there is nothing more geshmak than working on a piece of Talmud and revealing its incredible insights. How powerful, how comforting, how inspiring it is to know that we are the chosen nation of Hashem, His precious ben yachid, His beloved, that He watches over and treasures more than anything else in the world.

The Torah tells us if the matter eludes us in our judgement. We’re not sure if our yiddishkeit is only because our judgement is compared to other judgments, or our laws are better than their laws, or our blood is holier and better than their blood, or our purity s better than their impure ways. If we reach a point where our religion and our faith is only “comparative” Judaism. It’s just better than anyone else. Then we should go up to the Kohen, to the Judge, to the place that Hashem has chosen. There, in Yerushalayim, in our Temple, we will have clarity. Hashem didn’t choose Yerushalayim because frankly Washington DC, Moscow and London are pretty ugly and impure cities that reek of corruption and sin. He didn’t even choose Yerushalayim because Lakewood, Boro Park, Monsey, Los Angeles or Montreal (that’s for you Sruli) are miserable highly priced, overcrowded cities in tamey countries that just have goyim that want to throw us out and will beat us up, slit our tires and pass decrees against our children’s education, and our rent control.  Despite how many Kosher Pizza shops, Batey Medrash, yeshivas and synagogues we build there. Despite the bigger and bigger houses and neighborhoods and city councils we have and despite how many yiddelach sit in the White House and have the ear of Achashveirosh I mean the president. Hashem chose Yerushalayim long before any of that. Hashem chose Yerushalayim because it is the perfect place. Because he loves Eretz Yisrael. It is the “place that He chose” the city that He loves. Go there with your doubts and you will understand what it means to choose something because of the inherent love for that place.

There you will understand Hashem’s deep love for us. He didn’t choose as His nation because the other ones frankly all stunk. He chose us because he loves us. He loved our forefathers. They loved Him. He loved our nation when he took us out of Egypt despite the fact that we had fallen so low and were so unrecognizable from the great ancestors that we came from. He chose us because ahavas olam ahavta osanu- because all of the love of eternity He has for us. One of my Rebbeim once taught me that if we took all of the love that every father has for his child, and every love that every mother has for her child, and every love that every husband has for his wife and you took all that love from everyone in the world. And then you took all of that love from the beginning of time until today. That is ahavas olam—that is the eternal love that Hashem has for us.

If we feel and appreciate that love than we can be
Devarim (16:20)  tzedek tzedek tirdof- justice justice you shall pursue,
Run after justice and the Torah way, not because everything else is bad. But pursue it because it is good.

 l’maan tichiyeh-In order that you shall live
Life isn’t living if your doing it just because nothing else makes sense or because it’s the best of all options. Rather life is when you feel every day that you are living the greatest blessing possible.

 v’yarashta es ha’aretz asher Hashem elokech nosein lach-Then you will inherit the land that Hashem gives to you.

Eretz Yisrael is a gift. It is a constant gift of the most amazing place on the planet and the only place where we could truly come close to Hashem, to our Father to experience the love that He has for us and to fulfill His mitzvos as we are supposed to.

The parsha continues that the danger of living comparative Judaism can even happen in Eretz Yisrael.

Devarim(17:14) When you come to the land the Lord, your God, is giving you, and you possess it and live there and you say, "I will set a king over myself, like all the nations around me,"
We come to Israel and we have our country. We have our land. We have returned, but we just don’t get it. We still are looking at the nations and say we want a King just like them. We’ve missed the point. Don’t worry Hashem tells us. I still love you. I will still show you the way back to Me.

(Ibid) You shall set a king over you, one whom the Lord, your God, chooses; from among your brothers,… And it will be, when he sits upon his royal throne, that he shall write for himself two copies of this Torah… And it shall be with him, and he shall read it all the days of his life, so that he may learn to fear the Lord, his God, to keep all the words of this Torah and these statutes, to perform them.

The King will be one whom Hashem chooses. He will be one of us. He will learn Torah and always have it with him so that he can serve as an inspiration for the nation what he is here to serve. He will teach us that there really is only one King that we need. That we want. That loves us. Avinu Malkeinu- Our Father, our King. He will prepare us for Elul. He will prepare us for Rosh Hashana when we will anoint the Master of the world upon the entire nation and His Creation. We have entered the month of Elul, Summer vacation and all our fun and favorite trips are done. But there is one more trip that is left. It is the trip to the holy place. Hashem’s favorite place. To Yerushalayim, with His favorite nation. There we will proclaim Him to the entire world. We will choose Him out of love for Him. As He has chosen us.

Anu Amecha V’Ata Elokeinu- We are Your nation and You are our God
Anu Banecha V’Ata Avinu- We are Your children and You are our Father
Anu Kihalecha V’Ata Chelkeinu-We are Your congregation and You are our portion
Anu Tzonecha V’Ata Ro’einu - We are Your sheep and You are our shepherd
Anu Ra’ayescha V’Ata Dodeinu- We are Your friend and You are our beloved

Have an awesome Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Besser gut un a bissel aider shlechts un a fuleh shissel.” Better good and a little rather than bad and a full bowl of it.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/jCwT7a5bXD0 – Anu Amecha beautiful traditional rendition Erez Lev Ari

https://youtu.be/OzOjc7jounI – Anu Amecha cool bagpipe version check it out!

https://youtu.be/SW_hAe95Aa4    -Sruli Willigers Anu Amecha nice video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXJrKbm5eTI– Belz Version Anu Amecha…

https://youtu.be/K05npNxa8lg - Don’t know why it took me so long to find this version from my childhood… Anu Amecha…

There’s still one more version I can find… can you send it to me…?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q   Samson’s stories are found in the book of:
A) Joshua
B) Judges
C) Samuel 1
D) Samuel 2

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Shoftim– There’s nothing like a good comparison between two seemingly disconnected ideas that can get a Lamdan’s juices flowing. Our sages use the parable or the comparison tool many times to convey and idea or the gravity of something. Most people will just read it and move on. But not the lamdan. If our Rabbis are telling us that one thing is like another there must be something deeper they are trying to teach us. What is that idea, what is its lesson? That’s where the lamdan steps in. That’s where he lets himself shine.

This week we read the portion of Shoftim. Our sages teach us an interesting lesson. The Talmud in Sanhedrin teaches us
Sanhedrin (7.) Reish Lakish says anyone who appoints a judge who isn’t proper it is as if he planted an asheira tree (a tree that was worshiped as idolatry) in Israel.

So the non-lamdan learns this Talmud and says to himself, OK, so appointing a bad judge is like idolatry, which is also a bad thing. Let’s move on to next piece of Talmud. But not the lamdan. He understands that we knew before we opened up the Talmud that appointing a bad judge is not a good thing. We didn’t need the comparison to teach me that. If the Rabbis went out of their way to compare it to an Asheira planting there must be something deeper they are trying to convey. Hmmm… what could that be?

So Reb Chaim Solovietchik explains, that most idolatry it’s pretty obvious that it’s a bad thing. It’s a statue or an idol that people are bowing down to. But an asheira is different. It’s just a really nice beautiful tree. What could be wrong with planting it? The answer is that it only looks nice and proper on the outside. But bottom line it’s a fake. It’s idolatry. A tree is meant to reveal the grandeur of Hashem in Creation and this tree is there to get people to stray and worship the asheira. Similarly, the bad judge, notes Reb Chaim. He’s got the robes. He looks like a scholar. He’s charged with revealing the light of Hashem’s Torah to this world. If he’s not a proper candidate, then he’s just like an asheira. He’s a big beautiful tree that will turn people away from Hashem.

Amazing isn’t it! The beauty and depth one can uncover from just a moment’s pause and letting those lomdisheh juices flow.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Devora & Barak 1124 BC – Yup, a woman judge. Certainly pretty revolutionary for the ancient world and certainly it’s not something one would expect from what some wrongfully assume to be the male-centric perspective of Torah Judaism. But here we have the Prophetess and Judge Devora as the fourth major Judge in the book of Judges. It’s interesting to note that the commentaries take different approaches to what seems to be this anomaly, particularly since according to Torah Law a woman is not valid as Judge, as she cannot give testimony either. Many of the commentaries note that it is for that reason the Book of judges goes out of its way to tell us that she was the “Judge at that time”. It was particular to those times when there were perhaps no men that were as righteous as her to do the job that she was appointed the Judge. Others suggest that even then she didn’t rule law rather she arbitrated and gave spiritual guidance as that was the primary role of the Judges.

Devora, we are told is the wife of Lapidot. Her husband as well it seems is somewhat of anomaly. There are those of our sages that suggest her husband was ignorant and she would send him with wicks she made to the Tabernacle, hoping it would have some influence upon him. Others suggest he was a great and righteous man who shone like a torch (the translation of the word Lapidot). There are even those that suggest that perhaps it was Barak, who she summoned to fight in the war against Sisera. Although that would seem to be challenging as Devora lived in the hills of Ephraim in the lower Galile, while Barak was up in Kadesh, in the portion of Naftali. In fact, when you travel through the lower Galile near Mt. Tabor, where the battle of Sisera took place. There is an arab village called Daburiya and there is a Jewish yishuv named Sdemot Devora for her, as that is the area where she lived. One can even stop off at the Man and his Jewels Museum there that was founded by Ora Tannenbaum who had a dream about the Prophetess Devorah coming to her.

In regards to Barak  though it gets a bit more complicated. For there are a few Kadesh’es. There is the Kadesh Naftali and Tel Kadish which is up in the Galile Panhandle or Etzba Hagalil near Tzomet Koach. There is even a site there that there is a tradition that Devora is buried there (although there are those that seem to think it is not a Jewish tradition). Certainly the Roman sarcophagus that are there are not from her era. More likely Barak’s home of Kadesh is near Poriah and by Yavn’e’el, where there are ruins of Hirbat El Kadish which seem to be from this period of time. There is even another Kadesh near Megiddo as well, but that’s certainly a different one as that is not in the portion of Naftali from where he was from. Finally, there is a little village north of my hometown called Lapidot. They took the name of Devorah’s husband for some reason for this Upper Galile village. Maybe they also felt like Barak- that bolt of lightning that would shine up the Galile.

Stay tuned next week for the story of their incredible fight against Sisera!
  
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S RABBI/PRIEST JOKES OF THE WEEK

There was a Rabbi who went to the Catholic Priest at the church and asked "How do you get the money to make your church so beautiful?". Father said "We hear confessions; observe while I demonstrate".
So the priest gets in the center compartment, the Rabbi on one side and in walks the first penitent. "It's been one week since my last confession and I have had impure thoughts and acted upon them three times".
 Father says "For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven".
The next penitent walks in and says "It's been one week since my last confession and had impure thoughts and acted upon them ". Father says "For your penance say a Hail Mary and put five dollars in the collection box and your sins will be forgiven".
The Rabbi says, "Ooh, can I try?" So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. "Can I help you" says the Rabbi.
 The penitent says "It's been one week since my last confession and I've had impure thoughts and acted upon them two times". The Rabbi says "Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - Three for five dollars!".

The priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"
The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"
The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody.

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.
" And the priest said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
And the rabbi said, "and look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
 And so he handed the bottle to the priest. The priest said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to the priest. The priest asked, "aren't you going to have any?"
And the rabbi replied, "No . . . I think I'll just wait for the police."

A Priest and a Rabbi were eating together when the priest started to tease the Rabbi.”Wow, this ham is really good” he said licking his lips.”I know it’s against your religion, but when are you going to break down and finally have some.”
After a moments thought the Rabbi responded with a smile “at your wedding!”

A barber is sitting in his shop when a priest enters. “Can I have a haircut?” the priest asks. “Of course,” says the barber.
The barber than gives the priest a haircut. When the barber has finished, the priest asks “How much do I owe you?”
 “Nothing,” replies the barber. “For you are a holy man.”
The priest leaves. The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a bag with one hundred gold coins in it. A short while later, an Imam enters the shop. “Can I have a haircut?” he asks. “Of course,” says the barber, who gives the Imam a haircut. When the barber has finished, the Imam asks “How much do I owe you?”
“Nothing,” replies the barber. “For you are a holy man.” The Imam leaves. T
he next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a bag with a hundred gold coins in it. A bit later, a rabbi walks in the door. “Can I have a haircut?” the rabbi asks. “Of course,” says the barber, who gives the rabbi a haircut. When the haircut is finished, the rabbi asks, “How much do I owe you?” “Nothing,” replies the barber, “for you are a holy man.”
The rabbi leaves. The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, he finds a hundred rabbis.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Imam are in a boat out in the middle of a lake. The Rabbi t says, “I’m thirst, I’m going to go get something to drink.” So he steps out of the boat, walks across the water to shore, grabs a soda, and walks back to the boat and climbs in. The Imam says, “I’m getting thirsty too.” And he hops out of the boat and walks across the water to shore, gets a soda and walks back to the boat. The Priest says, “My turn,” he gets out of the boat and sinks like a rock. The Rabbi turns to the Imam, “Think we should have told him where the rocks were?”

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Answer is B–  After two weeks of wrong answers it’s nice to get thrown in easy one. Well at least for me it’s an easy one as it should be for most Torah studied Jews. Shimshon is the Shofet with the most facetime in the book of Judges. But the truth is for those tour guides that are not yeshiva students or Tanach students this is probably a tough question. Thank God they didn’t ask what book of the New testament things are in… although they probably do. I wouldn’t have a clue. But if you got this one wrong people it’s time to crack out the Tanach and start learning it.. So the score is Schwartz 34 and 8 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.