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Friday, August 21, 2026

Big Brother- Parshat Ki Teitzei 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

August 21st 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 42 8th of Elul 5785

 

Parshat Ki Teitzei

 Big Brother

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(Weekly Newsletter - Parshat Ki Teitzei 2026  )


I don't remember which one of my kids it was. I'm pretty sure it was Yonah. We had just made Aliyah- 16 years ago this past week! Mazel Tov. We had all types of workers or as they call them here chappers- people that claim to be workers for a lot cheaper and that usually only do a half a job- not that Israeli workers are much better. I'm not always the best with names. They're all Dudu to me. But in Israel, they have an endearing term for people you bump into or that you want to call out for, or ask something randomly. The word is Achi- my brother. In America, people also say "Hey, Bro", but usually its just "Hey you". And Bro isn't the same as brother, to me at least. Because here when I say it, it actually feels warm and familial. It's nice. He's my brother. And that's even though he didn't finish the job he was supposed to do and left a mess all over the floor. He's my brother. He's Achi.

 

What was funny, was when I think it was Yonah or one of my littler kids one time asked where Achi was. I even once heard him calling this man about 40 years old than him, Hey- here's Achi!". The man looked down at this little child a bit taken aback. He could've been his father or grandfather even. But as far as Yonah was concerned. He was just Achi.

 

I remembered this story this week as I was reviewing the parsha and noted how many times this term "Achi" and in how many different contexts it appears. In fact there's about 15 mentions of our fellow Jew as a brother in our parsha, and even one of Edom who were ordered not to detest because he's also a brothah of ours- and not even from a different mothah. In fact besides the parsha's that talks about Yosef and his literal biological brothers (albeit- many from a different mothah..), there's no other parsha that comes close. It's the parsha of not only brotherly love, but of brotherly responsibility that seems to fall at the essence of our nation.

 

To make this even more fun, there's someone else besides even Edom that Rashi and the Ohr Ha'Chayim Ha'kadosh mention. Can anyone guess who it is? OK I'll tell you. It's Hashem. He's our brother. Our Heavenly divine ultimate Brother.

 

See, the parsha tells us about how if a person is sentenced to death and he is meant to be hung up we are not allowed to leave him hanging. In fact, according to the Rambam, they would pretty much string him up and take him down shortly afterwards. The reason? Because this hardened criminal looks like his brother. He looks like Hashem in whose image we were all formed. It's like twin brothers, Rashi says. And leaving him there on the tree might give someone the impression, that it's Hashem Himself sitting there hanging. Hey, there are some wacky religions out there with seemingly really dumb and gullible adherers that believe Hashem strung His own kid up on a crucifix, so why not? So we need to take this hardened executed criminal down. Because he might be confused for his Brother, Hashem; Our holy heavenly brother.

 

Now I think, that most of us can relate to Hashem as our King. As well, we like to think of Hashem as our Father in heaven. Tatteh… Our merciful Father. In this month of Elul the going and famous acronym of Ani L'Dodi V'Dodi Li- that Hashem is our beloved. Shir Hashirim is busy with love metaphors right and left between us and Hashem and even this week's Haftorah as well describes our relationship as a wife that has been forlorn, the wife of our childhood years. We're lovers with Hashem and I get that as well. But what's this brother relationship all about. What is meant to mean?

 

On that note as well, it seems fascinating that on one hand we are referring to Hashem as our brother and yet just a few verses later we are told that Edom/Esau is our brother as well. Wow! Talk about family dysfunction.

 

Hebrew letters and particularly words that have two-word roots to them can reflect and hold within them the secrets of their essence. So the word Av which means father is the beginning of everything. It's Aleph Beis. Eim- which Aleph Mem is from the beginning, from Hashem followed by the power to continue forward and remember where came from. That comes from the mother. She is the source of that faith that we draw from and that we always tap back into. She's the mem- the Mom. Ach however is the numerical value that transcends this world. It's 1 to 8. The finite world is 1-7 the number 8 which is the letter chet is beyond this world. It's the next world. It's moving out of the here and now and present. That's what a brother relationship is all about. It's the bonding of two similar beings each with similar and yet different missions that come from one source and that's job is to join and work together with one another to transcend this world. To move beyond the finite and what seems to be in front of us.

 

Let's take this parsha and examine brotherhood with this concept. The first of course as mentioned is that we need to see even in the criminal that Hashem is our brother there hanging to. That even when someone sins. It's his brother that sins. His brother sinned and is obviously cuplable but guess who was also part of that sin? Hashem. Hashem allowed him to sin. Hashem made his arms move. His feet walk. His bullet hit. Hashem sinned as well. He sinned and allowed the sin to happen, because there's a divine plan to, that's beyond this world. Our sages tell us that the Jewish people only sinned by the golden calf in order to teach the world the power of communal Teshuva that followed. The same is true on an individual level with King David sinning with Batsheva. From the sin of the Golden Calf came out Yom Kippur. From Dovid and Batsheva comes out Mashiach. There was a brotherly plan that is beyond this world when sin happens. We need to see that. For Hashem is our brother to fulfill that plan.

 

Moving on the most mentions of brotherhood in our parsha is the next parsha that talks about returning lost objects of your brother to him. The Ohr HaChayim on this parsha immediately reads this parsha as not only being literal but as being read as our brother being Hashem. There are Jews that are oxen and some that are sheep. They're strong and mighty or their passive and followers and they're lost. They've been pushed away from our heavenly brother and our shared mission. It's our job as brothers to return them to Him. It's part of our mission as brothers. And if our brother is not close to us, then we have to take that sheep and cow into our own houses. Our study halls, our shuls, our schools we need to bring them back. If that doesn't work then find something common that we share. Their clothing, their donkey, their physical and material well-being. Be there for them. Help them, care for them, until our Brother seeks them out. Seeks us out. Finds us again and returns us to His house. The Bais Ha'Mikdash Yerushalayim. But never never hide your eyes from your brother. You can't. Because denying your brother is really denying yourself. What a parsha. What a mission!

 

But it's not just when he's lost. When he's not frum. When he's wandering. Even when he's with you and just fallen, the next parsha tells us. He sins. He messes up. He did something to break your brotherhood or to disappoint you. Don’t hide your eyes from him. Don't walk away. Hakeim Takim Imo- stand together with him and pick him up with you. It's a fascinating term. Because seemingly you're not falling. You don't need to stand up. You could just stick down a hand and lift him up. But that's not enough. You have to lift him up with you. Because the only way that you can truly lift him up is if you realize that you're also down there on the floor with him. Because unless he gets up, you can't do your mission. You're in the plane but there's no co-pilot and you can't handle the plane by yourself. So it's imo- with him together you can both get up. You can both transcend this world and bring it to the place beyond where it is. You can bring it back to the Garden of Eden.

 

Once we have that mission, the Torah tells us we have an even greater ultimate mission. It's bringing up brother Esau as well. It's not something we need to do now. It's not something we can accomplish until we are all united and as one ourselves. But once we are, ultimately Judaism and our chosen nationhood job is to uplift Esau. He's the son of Yaakov and Rivka. He has a shared role with us in the eternal world. He's our brother as well. What does that mean? We don't have to treat him like a brother. In fact quite the opposite the next parsha after that tells us that we are even meant to charge him interest as opposed to our Jewish brothers from whom we are forbidden to. Rather our job to Esau is to not detest him. We can't hide and ignore our eyes from the fact that he is also part of our ultimate mission once we accomplish and find our own brotherhood amongst each other first. Once we transcend our own world together than we can bring him into that world as well. He can come up to cloud 8. The ches of the ach will be fulfilled with him as well.

 

Fascinatingly enough the next two brother mentions in the parsha are no longer singular but plural. We are becoming a family of brothers. It's the mitzva and prohibition to kidnap and enslave someone from your brothers, and it's from withholding payment and your brother that works for you. Again, a fascinating perspective in the light of what brotherhood means. Every person has a job. We're all on the same team. Don't steal your brothers' ball and throw into the hoop. And don't not pass him the ball that he needs to shoot it into. He's your brother. He's your teammate. We're trying to win the game here. And we need to see every single yid as part of that big picture. Not just the guys that wear the same color hat or kippa as me. Not just the one that drives the same style car I do. Not just the one that has the best shot or the most Torah. As we started off this brother parsha, even the criminal on the tree is Hashem. He's on Team God.

 

The last parsha and perhaps the biggest chiddush and most important one is the laws of yibbum. When the brothers are finally all together. We're all one. The family is whole. It's the time that we're longing for. It's time for Hashem to reveal Himself. For the Big brother to finally bring the ball home. And then something happens. One of the brothers dies. We're broken. We've lost another soldier. He was a brother. He was my brother. He was the image of Hashem. He was my teammate that I was supposed to stand next to by the championship podium on the Temple Mount and see the Shechina and get the gold medal with. And he's dead. He's not here. Now what?

 

Here the Torah tells us the biggest and deepest secret of all. There is a mitzva of yibum. We can bring him to life and carry on his name even after he's dead. We can provide seed for him. We can make sure that his name is never erased from our family. The son that comes out of that union with his widow will be that brother's son. We can literally pick him up from the dead and bring him back. Because we are one with him. Because the brothers are all together. It is through yibum throughout the Torah that spark of Mashiach is revealed. It's is through Yehuda and Tamar. It's through Boaz and Rus. It's through us being brother together.

 

Perhaps the most popular and sung song throughout this war that we've been through and are hopefully nearing its glorious final culmination-which will be the revelation of Mashiach has been the prayer of Acheinu Kol Beis Yisrael- our brother the entire house of Israel. We've sung it again and again. We've looked at our soldiers, at our lost brothers, our hostages, our widows orphans as brothers and sisters. We've connected, we've donated, we've returned again and again. Hashem has made sure that we can't hide our eyes from one another. We're in a world where we see it all. At the same time we're in a world where it seems that we're the only ones seeing it all, as the world keeps hiding its eyes from what's unfolding before them and the evil and danger of the conquest of these Amalekite enemies of Hashem and us. This past Shabbos we welcomed in and blessed the month of Elul. As we do every month we include in there a prayer.

 

Mi She'asa Nisim La'Avoseinu- He who preformed miracle for our ancestors and redeemed them slavery to freedom. He should redeem us speedily and gather us in from the four corners of the land. Chaveirim kol Yisrael – All Jews should be friends. And we say Amen.

 

A brother is a friend. He's your friend. Friends are forever. Geula can only appear and all of our prayers always conclude. Im kol Yisrael acheihem- with all of Israel as brother. May this month of Elul bring that finally day of eternal brotherhood and the complete redemption.

 

Have a brotherly bonding Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

  

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ver shemt zikh fun zeineh mishpocheh, oif dem iz kain brocheh.."-, Whoever is ashamed of his family will have no blessings.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

12. The first Intifada in Israel after the establishment of the state began in the year of _________

What did the Agranat Commission investigate?

A. The circumstances that led to the outbreak of the Yom Kippur War

B. The background of the October 2000 events

C. The Lavon Affair

D. The pollution events in Nahal Kishon

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Mysterious Sanballat Enemy -333 BC One of the best parts of learning Tanach is that one looks back then at what was taking place and you don't necessarily feel so bad about what's going on today in our world. As Rabbi Wein Z"L always used to say all the world needs is one big history lesson and that is even so much truer for our nation. It's why the Torah tells us that it is a mitzva to binu shnos dor v'dor- to learn and understand the repetition of what happens in generation after generation. So now back to our story.


As we noted until now we have Nechemia returning and rebuilding the walls of Jerusalem. The Bais Hamikdash is being built. It seems like we are on the cusp of the redemption being completed- besides for all of the Jews not yet coming home. The prophecies are being fulfilled. And of course now we have the detractors and the people that are too nervous for the ramifications of a returned redeemed Jewish Nation. They prefer the Status quo. They did well under the old regime after the Holocaust of the destruction less than 100 years before. And therefore they would do everything in their hands to prevent it.


The leader of the opposition party was someone named Sanballat Ha"Horani. Seemingly he was not really so Jewish and was a Samarian whose family had been exiled here by Sancheirev and relocated to the Shomron. They pretended to be the "real Jews" and it took a lot of time to sort them out because they had good connections. How deep did their connections go? Well, Sanballat's daughter actually married one of the Kohanim Gedolim until eventually Nechemia chucked him out. That's deep state, Rabosai!


Sanballat tried a few methods to prevent Nechemia from building the Temple. His first plan was by getting world support against Israel. He lobbied Darius and the world Empire to make them stop. But Nechemia was too well connected and he was able to get the proper permits and assure Darius that he and we weren't a threat.


Plan B. was to try and get hoodlums to try to attack and prevent the actual construction. They tried blowing up the light rail in Jerusalem. Or to be more accurate the walls. But again Nechemia put ot guards at night and armed workers and they kept plugging away.


With no option left the final plan was to try to get the people to go against Nechemia in the political arena. How was he going to do that? By spreading fake news and creating a scandal. Sound familiar? What was the scandal? He got a false prophet to convince Nechemia to go up to the Temple Mount to the place where non-kohanim are not allowed to go. The prophet Shemaya assured him that this would be for his own safety as people were plotting to kill him and that the laws of the Temple purity don't apply while the walls are not up yet. Yet again Nechemia sees through the plot and refuses to go.


See, we always have these haters. We always have forces that will try to prevent us. What's also fascinating about Sanballat is that he is one of those figures in Tanach that we actually have archeological evidence about in which archeology proves the authenticity of Tanach- not that it needs that verification. But at the turn of the 19th century in Egypt there was found a whole bunch of Papyrus scrolls by a place called Elephantyne that describes the large Jewish community there who describe being exiled from the Temple and they mention Sanballat and his children by name. That's pretty cool. See, Hashem doesn't want us forgetting our history.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/ponecha-your-faceI composed this the Elul before the war. It's a gorgeous song that we recite in our daily additional L'Dovid Psalm that Hashem shouldn't hide his face from us. Dovid Lowy knocks it out of the park with vocals and heartfelt arrangements.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CVFG0xCFwc&list=RD2CVFG0xCFwc&start_radio=1   – Eitan Katz's Niggun Teshuva redone for Elul

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTFcbgZDdJs&list=RDhTFcbgZDdJs&start_radio=1  – Yackov Shwekey's back with a new Ani L'Dodi Li for Elul

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SvvztlByuQ&list=RD6SvvztlByuQ&start_radio=1 Yehuda Green with a new Elul release Shuva Eilai


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilt50qzCLhQ&list=RDilt50qzCLhQ&start_radio=1 – and of course Ki Teitzeit wouldn't be complete without the classic Kein Tzipor of Yigal Calek with this Shlomo Simcha take on it…


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE BROTHER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

 A birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present...



Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.

The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.

The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.

The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.

The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee

AND,

The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee

In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.


I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother. It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party. 


So my twin brother called me from prison, He said, "So you know how we finish each others' sentences?


My brother was murdered today

Cop: do you mind identifying the body \[puts hand on my shoulder\] I have to warn you the body was hacked up.

me: \[tearing up\] yes that's my brother Reese.

Cop: you're sure?

Me: \[nodding\] those are Reese's Pieces. 


I got the new Iphone for my brother. Best trade ever. 


I once told someone I had a half brother. They said “Oh different mother or different father?”

 And I said “Neither, there was a shark attack”


My brother is always grumpy at breakfast, I'm always happy at funerals. He's not a morning person, I'm not a mourning person 


My brother and I laugh at how Competitive we were as kids. But I laugh more. 


There were two brothers who lived in the country. One day they decided they wanted to move to the big city and get jobs there. When they got there they went to the employment office to ask for jobs.

The first brother went in for an interview and less than 10 minutes later he comes out of the office jumping for joy yelling "hoo wee! I got a job!"

The second brother was so happy and excited for what he would get. He enters the office and the interviewer asks him what his skills are.

"Well" he says, "I can cut and split wood like crazy"

The interviewer looks at him and says "Hmm, well it's going to be hard to find a job in this city with those skills. Everything in the city is steel and concrete, we don't have much use for a wood cutter"

Disheartened, the second brother says "but my brother was just in here and he got a job"

The interviewer says, "yes but he says he can pilot, and that's a valuable skill"

The brother sits up in his chair and says, "that may be so, but he can't pile'it 'till I cut it"

 

After years of wondering why he didn't look like his younger sister or brother, a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. "Yes, you were son," his mother said, as she started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and they brought you back."…

 My brother and I used to fight in the pool until the day our mom told us to divide it in half and stay on our side. I picked the top half.

 

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The answer to this week's question is B- Wow!!! I'm impressed with myself this wasn't an easy question. I'm not always good with years. But the first Intifada I got right was in fact in 1987. I knew it was before I studied in Israel which was in the 1990 and after Lebanon War which was 1982. And I somehow remembered 1987 being an important year. So I guessed right! BTW that's also the year that Hamas was founded. The second part as well I got right. I was sure the Araganat commission was important and related to a War and was pretty sure it was Yom Kippur was and was right. By the way just as I'm sure this war commission will clear the Left of any responsibility back then Golda was given a free ride also. Somethings never change. So the score next to Naomi Shemer there. Her face is on 20 shekel bill. So 50/50 on this one and the score is Rabbi Schwartz having 9 points and the MOT having 3 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam

 

Friday, September 5, 2025

In and Out - Parshat Ki Teitzei- 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

September 6th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 44 13th of Elul 5785

 

Parshat Ki Teitzei

 In and Out

 

It's not easy writing these E-Mails each week. I'm tired. I'm busy. I've had a packed week. I'd rather prepare my drasha, read Mishpacha, spend time with my wife, my kids, my dog, sleep… pretty much anything but. Yet, I push myself. It's something I need to do. There's a vort in the parsha each week that I know Hashem is sending to me. It seems the only way that I can reveal it, is by sitting in front of this screen and just watch the words come pouring out of the keyboard. It's an incredible process. It's inspiring. It brings me close to Hashem. It digs down deep into my soul and puts me in touch with my essence. It brings me close to you. I'm touched each week, that you haven't unsubscribed yet. Thank you… and this isn't even a leadup to a fundraising letter or a shnorr for sponsorship. Its just what came out of my keyboard. It's sincere. Thank you.

 

Now sometimes what's most challenging about writing the E-Mail fascinatingly enough is coming up with the weekly title. Hashem doesn't always give me that as easily as the "vort" He sends me. He likes it when I play around with it for a while. He likes to see me work for it.  It's not always easy however crunching the tens of pages of Dvar Torah, jokes, sarcasm, and inspiration into a few word headline. The title has to be catchy. It has to hopefully even be a bit cute, Maybe a play on words or a familiar catchphrase, movie, TV, music, book title paraphrased, "jewishized" that draws you in to the long arduous task before you of the pages to come (unless you just plan on skipping to the Jokes section). But most of all it has to encapsulate the essence of the Dvar Torah to come. The idea I want to share. The upcoming lifechanging E-Mail and insight and inspiration that you are about to read.

 

See, despite what they tell you about not judging a book by its cover, every good marketer knows that we all do that. There's a lot of books out there competing for our perusal and purchase, yet it's the one with the coolest cover that inevitably will be the one that we pick up and start browsing through. It's why I put my cute smiling mug on the face of all of the books I've authored. I saw that  it worked for Rav Galinsky, So why not? And he's not even wearing shorts and a T-Shirt. Yet, even once I got you to pick up the book, inevitably inside they all look the same. It's words on a page. So the next thing we do is look at the title, the different chapters. If the name catches us. It sounds cute, it sounds interesting, it grabs me then perhaps you might even move to the next level. You might start reading it. Once that happens, I've got you. You're mine. It's a short walk to the register. You're the proud owner of "Tour Torah" or one of the two "Rabbi Schwartz's Most Enjoyable Book You'll ever Read about Pesach". And I can pay some more bills for my Shul. Best of all of course is that you are inspired to finally make Aliyah a few months later…

 

Now the truth is when it comes to our Torah portions Hashem doesn't really do Titles. The names that we have for our parshiyot were not given to us on Sinai. They didn't have them in their scrolls, they're not even there today in our Sefer Torah. Where do they come from? Well according to the ChatGPT'er Rebbe search, (he's recently replaced Rabbi Google, although he's a lot less reliable and lies openly to me on a regular basis, but at least I can yell at him), the earliest source dates back to the Baal Halachos Gedolos in the 8th century. The Talmud does sometimes refer to a parsha by its' first words but certainly not in the way that we do.

 

Yet, despite the fact that the title of the parsha wasn't given to us at Sinai and was not even in use in the Temple or even post Temple period or prophetic period, yet we have a rule that even if  the Children of Israel aren't prophets, we are the children of prophets. Our customs, our habits, the things that become common place amongst the Holy nation of Hashem has Divine revelation aspect to it. Like dancing on Simchas Torah, blessing our children Friday night, getting drunk on Purim, eating chulent on Shabbos and making a bonfire on Lag Ba'Omer. If you're not sure about what the law is in a certain place just go out and check what the "oilam" is doing our sages. We have an innate sense and connection to the Divine.

 

On that note, our sages throughout the generations came up with titles, kind of like I do for each of the parshiyot. A fun exercise to engage in is to examine each parsha keeping in mind it's title. Somehow it will connect to everything in the parsha. It's the title after all. It's a prophecy for that matter. And in doing so, particularly as we enter into this last stretch of 6 parshas, the titles themselves read almost like a sentence. It's a mapquest to where we're heading. It's a straight line to "V'zos Ha'Bracha" that we will read on Simcha Torah and begin the cycle all again.

 

This week, the parsha is "Ki Teitzei"- when you will go out. Next week is "Ki Tavo"- when we come in, when we return to the land. The week after is "Nitzavim"- we're standing there. "Vayeilech"- we're walking in. "Ha'azinu"- Hear. Listen. Can you internalize that amazing sound. "V'Zos Ha'Bracha"- we have finally received the blessing. It's here. We've come to the end. It's "Bereishis"- again. It's a new beginning. We're back in the Garden. Amazing and cool isn't it? Kind of makes you want to check out these chapters. This book. See how important a title is…

 

Let's start with this week's parsha. The title is "When you Will Go Out" is referring to war, and echoes the same language of last week when it discussed the mitzvos of war. Which of course would then beg the question as to why is this the start of a new parsha? As well, the words "ki teitzei" seem extraneous. Last week it tells us about ki tatzur- when we siege or when we go to battle obviously one goes out to war. And obviously that is against our enemy. Would we be going out to war against some one who isn't our enemy? The answer to all of the above it would seem is that these words were meant to be a title of a new parsha. A new chapter. There's one theme here and it starts with this first mitzva. The mitzva of Yefat Tohar- that one is permitted to take a woman he desires and takes captive as his wife.

 

Now of all of the parshiyos. This would seem to be a hard parsha to come up with a common theme. The mitzvos are all over the map. It's in fact the Torah portion with the most mitzvos in it. 72 in all. Yet they all have to do with Ki Teitzei. They all have to do with "going out". They all are the perquisite to "Ki Tavo"- Our coming in. It's what we need to hear read and understand before we come to Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur. It's the way we get to the Bracha and finish the Book.

 

Do you know what war does to us? I'm sitting here on a plane heading now as I write this, heading out to my brother who is making a Bar Mitzva this weekend in Norfolk, for my nephew Chaim'l. Generally I don't like flying out of Israel. I like it here. I relish in the notion that every second I walk around this country, I'm getting a mitzva. It's like Sukkos all year round here and we're living in a Sukkah. When we eat, we sleep, we go to the bathroom, we read, we swim, we hike or we just chill out in the backyard and certainly when we're doing business and building and developing the land, of all of the above we're getting reward. We're spiritual billionaires by merely breathing the air in this country. That rocks! Why would I want to leave?

 

As well of course I'm living in the land where my ancestors dreamed of coming to for millennia. The place where they davened three times a day to be able to come live in, and that some Jews today pretend to daven for as well, It's literally the palace of the King. The only place in the World, that Hashem tells us He watches all day and all night from the beginning of the year until the end. I mean it's a bit scary everywhere else, where you're always living with that nervousness that Hashem might just turn away for a second or two, for a commercial break, or because He's annoyed that His children are too comfortable over there and then Boom! 6 million Jews later, He comes back again. And we've got some new Kinnos to add to our already long Tisha B'Av service and a few more Holocaust museums and monuments to show for it.

 

Yeah… I don't like leaving Israel. I don't like flying much for that matter either. But now? Today? To be honest, I kind of want to get away. It's been a rough war. It's been a rough 700 days. It's been rough on my family, my wife, my kids, my country, our boys. People are angry. People are suffering. There are not enough Mental health professionals in the world, I believe to deal with the trauma, and stress and illness going around here. Do you know what I want to do. I just want to leave. Want to escape. I just would like to "go out". And whatdaya know?  Hello Parshat Ki Teitzei. Welcome to the parsha of learning the Torah of understanding how to "go out".

 

War is a time of such intensity, of such stress, anf unfortunately as well of such tragedy, that there becomes an almost uncontrollable desire to escape from it all. For the soldier to just want to run away with that pretty girl he saw on the battlefield and throw it all away. It's too hard to keep going. It's too painful. I just want to "go out'. I don't want the job anymore. I want it to be over. I want to go to America.

 

It's not only war though. It's challenge after challenge in our incredible parsha. It's the guy who's having problems with his wife. He loves her sometimes; he hates her others. She has children. Some he loves, some not so much. His house is in chaos. He has children going off the deep end. There's crime on the street. You look around the streets. It seems like everyone is going crazy. People are losing it. They're losing their oxen, their parnassa, they're collapsing under the weight of their burdens. Mother birds are circling and crying while their children are being taken away. You feel like you're in a crazy house, a horror movie. Men in women's clothes and vice versa, your surrounded by licentiousness, by people bringing sacrifices and prayers that are an abomination. People are biting each other interest rates are through the roof. You feel as if Hashem is not there and that even if He is you just want to get away from Him and this pain and world. And it is then and there where the Torah tells us and where Hashem prepares us for with the task of finding Him and coming back home.

 

Bring her into your house, Hashem says. Watch her mourn her father and mother. Understand that you will not be complete by running away. You can't "go out". You need instead to "come in". You need to Ki tavo. There is no running away. The parsha uses those two words repeatedly "lo tuchal" you're "not able" . You can't run away with this girl. You can't ignore your children, your wife, your daughter. You can't hide your eyes from your brother, from his plight, from his lost object, from his monetary troubles. You can't ignore crime in your street, abuse that cries out in field. We're not Moabites or Amonnites that ignore the plight of our nation. We can't ignore the world problems. The world won't let us. They'll blame us for it. It will be all over the media. There's no place to go. There's no where to run.

 

Even when we go to the bathroom the parsha tells us. Ki teitze al machenecha- the one place where we thought we could run away to and disappear for a little bit of peace and quiet and escapism. Even there Hashem tells us vi'haya machenecha kadosh. He's there as well. He is mithalech b'kerev machanecha- walking amongst us, even there. There's nowhere to go. There is no escape. Hashem is with us. The world and the promised land that we are going to enter next week in Ki Tavo is first preceded by an understanding and a sense and strong urge of Ki teitzei to understand that our job is to win that war against that yetzer hara, our enemy. Each of our individual's inclination and desire to escape in some capacity. We have to know, Hashem tells us, that we can't run and we can't hide. We need to face it. We need to see Him there. Because the more we run, the more it will catch up and get worse and worse. On the other hand, the parsha tells us that the more that we embrace and see Hashem. When we see that He is the Mother bird that is circling that nest of her children. That there is no karcha ba'derech- the world is not just happening by itself. There's a Divine Conductor in this orchestra of life that we are part of. He's a good conductor. He knows what He's doing. He's going to bring it all home in the end. He's going to "Bring them all Home" very soon. Ki Tavo follows that Ki Teitzei. It comes as soon as we stop trying to run away and we choose and decide to come home.

 

Our parsha ends with the command to wipe out Amalek. Amalek, our sages tell us name and title defines him. "Am – Malak"- a disconnected nation. The battle of Amalek is when it is karcha ba'derech- when we don't see Hashem traveling the road with us. When we are escaping and distanced from Him. When we are fighting and don't see Hashem and don't want to see Him in anyone or in anything that is going on. Not in our streets, our fields, our families, our neighbors, certainly not the ones that aren't like me. Not in Yerushalayim. We're not a nation. We're disconnected. We're escaping one another. Escaping to war, in war. Escaping to the Beit Midrash. To America. We're escaping. Amalek, has disconnected us. They've divided us. From Hashem, from one another, from our land. From coming home. The end of Ki Teitzei- what an amazingly titled parsha-is to wipe out the nation that is the cause and drive of disconnection.  To totally eradicate any remnant of that disconnection. To fully understand and see our nation as one, Hashem as One. To see all of us together. It is then when we can Ki Tavo. It's then we can come home and inherit the land.

 

This is the first step in that avoda of Elul and it continues in the coming parshiyot titles. After we enter together in Ki Tavo. We will stand and walk hand in hand with Nitzavim and Vayelech. The parshiyot we read before Yom Kippur. We have Kinged Hashem and we are one. We stand before Him. The reading of Yom Kippur is all about being in the presence of Hashem. Not wanting to escape. Shivti B'veis Hashem kol yemei chayai- to always be in His House. To be the Kohen Gadol in the Holy of Holies. We read on Yom Kippur about Yonah, who thought He could run away, but learnt that he couldn't. That a Father is always there. That there's no place better than Home. It's the only destination. It's the only place where we will find peace. It's there where the bracha is. It's there where the dance of Simcha with the Torah will take place.

 

So we should be landing soon. I'm flying United. It's an "in and out" flight. Ki Teitizei and Ki Tavo. There's a symbolism in that. I thought I was escaping, but the truth is I'm already feeling homesick. I'm ready to turn around. My neighbor asked me as I was leaving my house where I was going. I told them to America, to bring all my brothers and sisters home. I figure Mashiach hasn't come yet, so somebody's gotta do the job. Yet, the truth is it's really not just you that need to be brought home. It's me as well. We all have our own work in connecting. In finding Hashem. In stopping to try to escape our struggles and challenges. To not be enticed by the pretty things on the battlefield of life, that are just fleeting. That won't bring us joy. That won't bring us home. Amalek is almost destroyed I keep reading in the papers. The war is almost over. If we each focus on bringing ourselves home, then Im Yirtzeh Hashem, we will all be able to come home mamash next week.

 

Have a homey connected Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Arein iz di tir brait, un arois iz zi shmol."-, The door to evil-doing is wide, but the return gate is narrow..

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

33. The primary agricultural crop along the Syrian-African Rift in Israel is: ______

Which of the following currently holds ownership of the Dead Sea Works

(ICL Group)?

A. A foreign company from China

B. Full government ownership

C. Kibbutz Ein Gedi

D. Private and government co-ownership

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/lulay-heamanti-kavey   –My most beautiful Elul L'Dovid Composition. This song is the whole month. LULAY with the amazing Dovid Lowy on vocals and arrangements!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5eR8nevO8&list=RDpW5eR8nevO8&start_radio=1     – Shuli Rand HA'Melech Ba'Sadeh brand new!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1uDyrpvZcs&list=RDh1uDyrpvZcs&start_radio=1    – Naftali Kempeh – K'Hodata


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjVP85ttKp8&list=RDAjVP85ttKp8&start_radio=1  – Baruch Levine's latest really awesome album for Elul expanded… Th Elul song!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

It's over. The return to Egypt and the End - 568 BC  - It didn't take long for us to run away. After the death of Gedalia, the Jews led by Yochanan ben Karayach feared for the vengeance of Nevuchadnezzar for having killed his representative and appointed regent. Now despite the fact that the one that killed him Yishmael ben Netanya was killed and punished by us being held accountable for his actions. Yet, we Jews no that the goyim don't differentiate and thus they feared to remain in Israel. They turned to Yirmiyahu Hanavi and asked him to find out what Hashem wanted them to do.


This is as well a fascinating story in Navi. For here we have a classic Jewish example of us asking for "daas Torah" for what Hashem wants us to do. But the truth is we already knew what we wanted to do. We just wanted Hashem's shtempeleh on our decision. That doesn't work though Hashem tells Yirmiyahu after he fasted 10 days and davened that we should stay in Israel. Hashem would protect us. We were good to go! We had nothing to fear… The opposite in fact. If we go to down Egypt, then there will die. There Nevuchadnezzar will come. He will kill us. There will be famine, there will be plague. Don't go to Egypt. Stay here in Eretz Yisrael. Hashem wants us around still. But we don't listen. Perhaps we never even wanted to listen in the first place. It's hard to live and move in Eretz YisraelEgypt is too enticing. We went through too much trauma. Too much tragedy. Too much hiddenness of Hashem. We wanted to escape. We wanted to get out. We wanted some where new. Somewhere that wasn't Eretz Yisrael.


And so we left. We took Yimiyahu with us and his student Baruch and less 20 years later all of those tragic prophecies took place. Nevuchadnezzar came to Egypt and killed them, many died in plagues and famine. The community of Egypt was ultimately destroyed. Even Yirmiyahu himself tradition has it was buried and possibly even killed and stoned by his brothers in Cairo. There are those that visit his grave there until today.


Thus ends the story of the Jews in Exile. We begin next week with the return of the Jews and the next era of our nations history. The Persian period. The nation of Iran.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE TITLE  JOKES OF THE WEEK


I bought a book titled “How to Solve Half Your Problems.” I read it twice, now I’m problem free.


I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’+. I opened it up and the appendix was missing.


Shaindel answers the door and a door to door salesman is standing there and asks her

"Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?

Shaindel  - "Why on earth would I buy a book like that?"

Salesman – "Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today..."


Book titles and authors: Don’t fall off the cliff . By Ilene Dover


The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled “How to increase your Memory Power” left behind on a seat. Now, that’s irony!


Chani gets up in the morning wakes up her husband and says:

" Chaim, I had a wonderful dream. I dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What does it mean?"

Chaim answers: "- You'll find out on your birthday."

Chani's birthday arrives and Chaim enters the house with a package in his hand. Excited, she takes it from his hands, tears the paper nervously, quickly opens the box and finds a book titled: "The meaning of dreams."


I got a great deal and paid only $6 for a book titled “100 Truly Disgusting Jokes.” If you break it down per joke, I only paid for the author’s 6 cents of humor.

 

I just bought a book titled "What They Don't Teach You About Computer Science", Its literally just about anger management


I bought the book titled "How to beat procrastination" to fix my procrastinating habit. It's been 5 months already and I haven't opened that book yet.

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The answer to this week”s question is D-  Ok! The exam is over. I finished and even got the last one right… It was pretty easy. I mean everyone that has driven down the Jordan Valley knows that it’s the place where date Palms grow. The city of Yericho is of course the city of Tamarim. As is the entire Rift. The second part as well I got correct. As although the Dead Se works which is arguably one of the most corrupt entities in Israel for years, was finally ordered to jointly work and share ownership with the government. It seems that they wanted a piece of that action as well. So D is the correct answer and thus my final score for this exam is Rabbi Schwartz 20.5 Ministry of Tourism 12.5 on this exam so far.

 

That would make my grade final about 63% which means I pass still!!! Whoo hoo… As a 60 is all you require. Now the truth is I really got more than that. Because you only have to answer 30 questions. And If I deduct them from the ones I got wrong I would get a 69% a little better but still my worst score ever. Yet even that score is tempered down because the exam also consists of longer essay and itinerary planning Part B. But this was defintily a close exam. Lets start next week with the newest one! At least I'm still in the game 13 years later…