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Thursday, July 21, 2022

Whose Land is It?- Parshat Pinchas 2022 5782

 

Insights and Inspiration

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Holy Land

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Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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July 15th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 40 17th of Tamuz 5782

 

Parshat Pinchas

Whose Land is it?

You know how I have my videos at the end or middle of the E-Mail usually. It always surprises me how many check them out. Well this week I want to start with a link for a great clip. So if your not reading this by your Shabbos table then click right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhrHDExq6m0 . If you are by your Shabbos table then wait until after Shabbos obviously but its worth the click. It’s from the 60’s or 70’s back when TV was black and white and it features Arik Einstien and Uri Zohar who ultimately went off to become a great Rabbi and Baal Teshuva and who passed leaving an incredible career in Israel’s Hollywood for a life of holiness instead.

The clip shows at its best the various aliyahs to Israel. The actors Arik and Uri play the same two people again and again. First they are two arabs watching these two secular Russian Bolsheviks coming off a boat and kissing the ground and singing Russian folk songs about returning to the land of their forefathers. They curse out the ship that brough the “Yahud” to the land. The next clip has those two Russians sitting on shore and cursing out the European Jews coming to Israel. Oyy… they’re going to bring gefilteh fish and Cholerea to this country. Who needs them…”

Next is the 1940’s and the Yemenite Jews arrive. They’re praying and gesticulating and kissing the ground and saying psalms and jumping up and down. The European Jews (again same Arik and Uri) are on the shore and saying to each other “who needs this smelly people. They don’t take showers. All they have is Falafel and Chilbeh. It’s our country. Who brough them here?” It continues with the proper German Jews, the French, The later Russian Aliya and each group has the previous one yelling at the other one. Who invited you? It’s not your country. We dried out the swamps. We planted. We built. It’s funny. The last clip has the two of them not even getting off the boat and fighting with the other about who was here first. Who was the real Israeli? I was here. Who are you? Get out of my country.

This clip was done in the 70’s since then it could be updated with the Ethiopians, the Olim from India, the Anglo American Aliya and even today’s Ukranians. Each group get acclimated here and feel the country is theirs and each one becomes the real Israeli and bashes or takes advantage of these “new comers” to their “land”. Who’s land really is it?

The truth is this is not a new question. This week’s Torah portion after listing all of the names of the families coming into Israel shares with us Hashem’s command to divide the land

La’Eileh Tichalek es ha’aertz- to these the land should be divided according to their names.

The simple understanding by Rebbi Yonasan was that the division would be based on the amount of families when they came into Israel. The only problem though is that the Torah then tell us that it is also divided according to their father’s houses which would go back to the family names and sizes from when they left Egypt. Rebbi Yoshiyah on the other hand disagrees and says that the division is based on the family size and member from 40 years before when they left Egypt. The Torah is only telling us that these are the ones that inherit the land but the division is based on the original family size.

To explain a bit more. Let’s say that Yankel and Berel left Egypt without kids, yet forty years later Yankel has 2 sons and Berel has 5 sons. So Yankel’s two kids would divide their father’s one portion and Berel’s two kids would divide their fathers portion 5 ways according to Rebbi Yoshiya. Rebbi Yonasan on the other hand would say that the two brothers get 7 full portions because all 7 of them came into the land. However he says that they would be based on their father’s houses. So Yankel’s family would get 3½  and his two kids would have to divide 1.75 of a portion a piece and Berels five kids would divide up their father’s 3½ five ways amongst themselves.

Rebbi Shimon Ben Eliezer though is a third opinion that says that you’re both right. The ones leaving get a portion. So two for the parents and then each kid as well gets a portion. Not a bad deal and an interesting debate. What makes this even more fascinating and it really makes all of learning more interesting if we know a bit more about the individuals who have these debates and their lives which perhaps influences their opinions.

Rebbi Yonasan was lived in the 2nd century was a Kohen and was born and died in Israel. He lived after the destruction of the Temple and he had a tremendous passion for Israel. He saw the crashed hopes of the Bar Kochva revolt led by Rabbi Akiva who was murdered and he saw the Jews thrown out of Yerushalayim. The Talmud tells us that he even considered and began the journey to leave Israel but once he came to the city of Akko or Rosh Hanikra he realized he couldn’t do it. He couldn’t leave Eretz Yisrael and so he turned around and came back home. It is he who understood and claimed that Eretz Yisrael was divided amongst those who came to the land. It’s not for those that died and martyred and didn’t make it. They will have a portion as well that their children will inherit for them. They are living their ancestors dreams. They are eating the fruits that their parents who left Egypt never tasted but dreamed about. The land belongs to the children. To the first Aliya but they are living it for their parents.

Rebbi Yoshiyah though is quite the opposite tale. He was born in exile in Bavel and made Aliya where he studied with Rebbi Yonasan under the great Rebbi Yishmael. Yet unlike Rebbi Yonasan he went back to Bavel. He studied in the great yeshivas there an ultimately went to work as well. He never made it back to Eretz Yisrael yet upon his passing they referred to him as the Tzadik upon who the whole world is founded.

Rebbi Yoshiyah’s opinion was that of the chutznik. Eretz Yisrael isn’t only for the ones that came here and live there. It’s for the Jews that left Egypt. It’s for those that didn’t make it there. There is no significance perhaps even to those that move there to claim the land any more than those that left Egypt. We in Boro Park have a right to Israel just as much as the others do. Perhaps even more so. We can learn here in Bavel and we don’t suffer the persecution that Israel was suffering. (That was back then of course- today when antisemitism is up 30% I don’t know where the dangerous place to live is more… I do but I’ll let you make your own conclusions).

Rebbi Shimon Ben Elazar is perhaps the most fascinating. He reminds us of that famous joke of the Rabbi who has a court case and he tells each side that they are right. His wife overhears and asks him confusedly, how can both be right? They are disagreeing with one another. He turns to her and tells her that she is also right… Yet once again we need to know about Rebbi Shimon who was born pedigreed here in Eretz Yisrael to an illustrious rabbinic family. He is a great sage yet he has a wake up call that changes it all.

One day, the midrash tells us he is riding near Migdal Eder by the sea, when he sees an ugly and empty man. He nonchalantly is taken aback and  makes some comments to him about how ugly the people from his city must be. The man is obviously offended and responds that perhaps Rebbi Shimon should complain to the Creator that made him so ugly as he’s created in the image of Hashem. Boom! It hits home. He realizes that he judged people too much and from that moment on he becomes the advocate of the Jewish people He tells us that we should always use the left hadn to push people away but at the same time to draw them close with the right. He tells us that we should always be easy going like  a reed that just blows in the wind but never gets uprooted. And he is the one that tells us that Eretz Yisrael is for everyone. It’s the ones who left Egypt that never made it here and it’s the ones that came here and built and planted and fought and conquered. It’s all of ours.

The Nesivos Sholom takes this even a step further. He suggests that this division of the land are really two types of Jews and services of Hashem. There is and are those that are yotzei Mitzrayim- Jews that have suffered. Jews that have challenges. Jews who’s purpose and life is about getting out of those constraints of Egypt that hold us back in life. It’s the struggle. They’ve had success to a certain degree. They’ve grown and they moved up. They may not have made it all the way. But they are holy. They have a portion in the land. And Eretz Yisrael is built on their struggles. Rebbi Yoshiya’s name even alludes to that. They have seen the salvation of Hashem.

Rebbi Yonasan though is a sabra. He embodies the Jew who is raised without those struggles. He’s here. But along with that elevated status comes the challenge of taking the land and harnessing it. Taking that religious upbringing and doing good with it. Making it flourish. Not staying stagnant. Not just being frum. But being better and higher. That is the nation that is coming into Israel. The ones that were born in clouds of glory and that wer nourished by the Manna. Israel is for those children he said. Sure, they owe it all to their parents. But their job here is of a different sort. They need their own portion, not just their parents to realize it. His name is Yonatan- Hashem has given. We are here. We need that gift to realize that dream that our Divine gift giver has given us.

Rebbi Shimon though is the one that sees it all. He is the one that doesn’t see a contradiction between the two. This is Eretz Ha’Tzvi. The land that has enough room for everyone. On the one hand he is Rebbi Shimon- Hashem has heard my affliction. But he is Ben Eliezer He is the one that helps me. He is the one that helps all of us accomplish our goal. There are no ugly Jews. There are no bad ones. There are only people at different levels of growth. And each one has their own journey and each one has their own place in Eretz Yisrael.

The Toldos Yaakov Yosef takes the story of Rebbi Shimon and the ugly man all the way to the geula- to the redemption… to today. For he tells us that the ugly person was in fact none other than Eliyahu Ha’navi. He was coming to teach Rebbi Shimon by Migdal Eder- The great high tower of eder which means the hiding and holding back at the edge of the sea. The sea of redemption. That Hashem is not holding back the redemption because of the empty people. Rather it’s because perhaps we riding on our high horses and living in our glass towers don’t see and raise up the spark in the others. That’s when the redemption will come. It’s not from cedar trees that collapse in the strong winds. It’s from the reeds that may not have a lot to them, yet they can blow and shake in the wind but in the end they are firmly rooted. They are connected. They have a portion in Israel. They have the roots their parents planted for them that will always hold them strong.

We enter the three weeks this Shabbos. It’s the time when we remember those fights about who this land really belongs to. Those fights continue as we face new elections again. As we have more and more immigrants who we accuse of not really being here. There are tourists that are coming that are only visitors. Everyone of us sadly, myself included, look and think and ask if this land is really those peoples land. Who are they to dictate. To be in office. To demand. To take. To act as if its theirs. We forget this land is all of ours. L’eileh tichalek ha’aretz- the land is Hashem’s and we all have a job here to do. If we get this straight. If we stop judging and start welcoming then hopefully in three weeks we will celebrate what will be the holiday of Tisha B’Av as Hashem as well returns Home to our country.  

Have an marvelous redemptive Shabbos

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

““Shabbes hot der rosheh in gehenem oich ru...”- On the Sabbath, even the wicked in hell have rest.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eliyahu-hanavi -  Can’t do Parsha Pinchas and talk about Eliyahu Ha’Navi without Rabbi Schwartz’s fan favorite Eli- Yahoo Yahoo… song

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Ng9-MZoxg  – My personal favorite Eliyahu Ha’Navi is Shlomo Katzes

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcUUEgTR3Dg   -And of course Carlebachs Eliyahu Hanavi

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHcMvhrDcxM   -The reopening of the cave of Eliyahu in Mt. Carmel

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

3)  The Crusaders broke through the walls of Jerusalem in the year _________

 

The direction they entered from was

A)  West from the Main Jerusalem- Jaffa road

B)  North as it was the easiest topographical way to enter the city

C)  South in order to overcome the Jewish resistance that lived near Mt. Zion

D)  North because of it’s proximity to the Church of the Sepulcher

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Shabbat Shalom- Parshat Pinchas –  The Israelis, Mizrachi or Daati Le’umi people have it right. We “Haymish” people unfortunately are doing it wrong. You won’t hear me say that too often. Although I of course love and respect every Jew. But in this one area, where I think we American haymish American Jews usually can tell the difference between our orientations, they got it right and we have it wrong. They have a more traditional and rooted connection to the essence than we do. It’s worthwhile to learn from them.

 

What am I talking about? I’ll tell you. Let’s see if you agree. One of the ways that we differentiate between “us and them” is the way that we greet each other on Shabbos. We haymisheh are all “gut Shabbos-ing” one another or “git shabbos” if you’re from Boro Park, Williamsburgh or Monsey. Other places it’s Good Shabbos, nice and friendly. It’s a Jewish Happy New Year greeting or Merry holiday equivalent- l’havdil elef havdalos. Those Modern Young Israel people or Israeli da’at le’umi guys on the other hand have another greeting that they wish each other on our holy day. It’s a big rosy Shabbat Shalom. You won’t hear people from Boro Park or Lakewood saying that. Their kids wouldn’t get into schools and who knows if they would ever find shidduchim if they did. In some circles though even saying Good Shabbos instead of the Yiddish “Gut” or “Git” can do you in. You’re not haymish enough anymore. Who knows what else that is a sign of. You might even use disposable silverware and plates for your Shabbos meals.

 

But they’re right and we’re wrong. The blessing that we say and that encompasses the essence of Shabbos is not “Good”. Yom Tov is good. That’s why it’s called Yom- Tov. Even happy Pesach or Happy Sukkos makes sense- Although I wouldn’t say Merry Chanuka, that will knock you out of shidduchim even in modern circles. Yom Tov is a good, happy time. Shabbos though is something else. Shabbos is Shalom. It’s peace.

 

Now perhaps we don’t appreciate peace that much today. We live in relatively peaceful times and so we take it for granted. It therefore might seem strange to wish someone peaceful Shabbos. He’s peaceful during the week as well. Yet, Shalom means a lot more than peace. Or perhaps to be even more accurate. Peace means a lot more than peace from a Jewish perspective. Peace isn’t just the absence of war or strife. Peace- Shalom comes from the word Shaleim- complete. Perfection. Everything clicks perfectly.

 

In this week’s Parsha we have Pinchas who killed Zimri and stopped the plague. Hashem promises as a reward the covenant of Shalom. The verse explains that he becomes entitled to be a Kohen, despite the fact that he was born after the cut-off date in the family to achieve that lofty title. The Kohen blesses us with the priestly blessing that of course concludes and reaches its pinnacle with the words vi’yaseim le’chah shalom- and Hashem should place upon us Shalom. Why does this become his reward and what is Shalom really about.

 

All of the commentaries explain that Shalom is really perfection. Everything bad in the world comes from the first sin of Adam when good and evil become intermingled. We don’t see Hashem clearly anymore. Life is a struggle to differentiate the two. It’s challenge is to find the light and separate it from the darkness. To bring heaven and earth back together. That’s what the job of the Kohen is. To unite man with His creator. To uplift the animal sacrifice, to bring Hashem down to this world, to bless the nation of Hashem. Shabbos is the exact same concept. It’s not just a good or happy day. It’s a day of Shleimus- it’s a day when we take everything physical that we have amassed during the week and celebrate and enjoy it in the holy spirit of the day when Hashem grants us an extra soul to appreciate it. It’s the day when the angels escort us and we tells them Shalom Aleichem. They are bringing us peace and completion. That’s how we greet them and that’s how we should greet everyone.

 

Shalom is about bringing that sense of peace to one another as well, regardless of their orientation. It’s about seeing that holy spark and only that holy spark because it is so blindingly bright all f the darkness goes away. So this Shabbos, why not greet everyone with that Shabbat Shalom. But mean it. It’s really at the end of the day the era of peace that we are all waiting for. 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Eliyahu and Mt. Carmel 724 BC –I just love it when this column works well with the weekly Parsha. This week the haftora comes from the portion of the story of Eliyahu and Mt. Carmel. The reason and connection is that our sages tell us that Pinchas really shares the same soul as Eliyahu. They are one and the same. It’s particularly meaningful as we think at this time of year more than ever of our redemption as we begin the period of mourning for our Temples. We listen for the shofar of Eliyahu. We await his arrival. Hopefully it will be this year.

 

Well back then, Eliyahu wasn’t that anticipated. In fact quite the opposite. He was the most wanted man in the country. For three years not a drop of rain had fallen because of him. People were starving. Animals were dying. The country was suffering. Well now he had finally arrived as per Hashem’s command to tell them that Hashem was pulling the plug on the plan. He was going to bring rain. But Eliyahu had one more trick up his sleeve.

 

He meets Achav, after Ovadia (OBADAYA!) told him that Eliyahu was waiting for him. Achav accuses Eliyahu of being the destroyer and persecutor of Israel. Eliyahu doesn’t take that sitting down and responds that really Achav is to blame for killing all the prophets of God and having the people worship the Baal. He then throws down the gauntlet and tells them that they will settle this thing for once and for all by having a cook-off on Mt. Carmel. The 450 prophets of Baal will bring an offering to Baal and Eliyahu will bring one to Hashem. Which ever god/God answers by sending down fire is the sign he is the true Lord. The people cheered because they knew at the end of the day there’s steak. And that’s always a good thing.

 

Now why Mt. Carmel? Interestingly enough, Mt. Carmel is recognized by UNESCO as a world heritage site as they found remains of prehistoric cavemen that lived there. They of course date it millions of years old. We who know that the world is only 5782 years old have to approach those “scientific” finds with skepticism and explanations that many great sages deal with as to how there could be bones and civilizations before 5782 years ago. Some approach it with the flood changing the carbon dating, others see that Adam was the first man with a soul and other civilizations or cavemen were pre-created in other days of creation already dated. It’s an interesting and challenging topic that is too long for this column. But it is interesting that it is particularly at this site which is thrown as a challenge to our faith that Eliyahu chose as the final stand against the prophets who denied Hashem and creation.

 

How does the face off go? Stay tuned next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE ALIYA JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Abe was visiting Israel for the first time. as soon as his plane landed, he got a taxi to take him to his hotel. the taxi driver was very friendly and told Abe all kinds of useful information.

then Abe asks the driver,

"Say, is Israel a healthy place?"

"Oh, yes, it really is," the driver answered, "when I first came here, I couldn't say even one simple word, i had hardly any hair on my head, I didn't have the energy to walk across a small room and I even had to be helped out of bed every day."

"that's a remarkable story, truly amazing," Abe said, "so how long have you been here in Israel?"

"I was born here."

 

David leaves London and makes aliyah (emigrates) to Israel. As soon as he settles down in Tel Aviv, he goes to see the local optician.

"I’m having trouble reading," he says, "maybe you could check my eyes?"

The optician agrees and sits David in front of a large eye test chart. "Can you read the letters on the bottom line?" he asks.

"No," replies David.

"So how about the next line up?" asks the optician.

Squinting, David replies, "No, I still can’t read them."

"OK," says the optician, "let’s start at the top line. Read out the letters please."

"But I can’t," says David.

"Are you perhaps a teeny bit blind?" asks the optician.

"Certainly not," replies David, "it’s just that I’ve never learned to read Hebrew."

When Jacob was finally given an exit visa by the Russians and allowed to immigrate to Israel, he was told he could only take what he could put into one suitcase. At Moscow airport, he was stopped by customs and an official shouted, "Open your case at once."

Jacob did what he was told. The official searched through his case and pulled out something wrapped in newspaper. He unwrapped it and saw it was a bust of Stalin.

"What is that?" he shouted at Jacob.

Jacob replied, "You shouldn't ask 'What is that?' - you should ask 'Who is that?' That is our glorious leader Stalin. I'm taking it to remind me of the wonderful things he did for me and the marvellous life that I am leaving behind."

The official sneered. "I always knew you Jews were mad. Go, and take the bust with you."

When Jacob arrived at Ben Gurion airport, a customs officer said, "Shalom, welcome to Israel, open your case, please!"

Jacob's case was once again searched and not surprisingly the bust was found. "What is that?” asked the officer.

Jacob replied, "You shouldn't ask 'What is that?' - you should ask 'Who is that?' That is Stalin the bastard. I want to spit on it every day to remind me of all the suffering and misery he caused me."

The official laughed, "I always knew you Russians were mad. Go, and take the bust with you."

When Jacob arrived at his new home, his young nephew watched him as he unpacked. Jacob carefully unwrapped the bust of Stalin and put it on the table. "Who is that?" asked his nephew.

Jacob replied, "You shouldn't ask 'Who is that?' - you should ask 'What is that?' That is five kilos of gold."

 

And for the one that didn’t yet make Aliya…

Benjamin, a young Talmud student who had left Israel for London some years earlier, returns to visit his family.

"But Benjamin, where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him.

"Mother," he replies, "In London, nobody wears a beard."

"But at least you keep the Sabbath?" his mother asks.

"Mother, business is business. In London, everybody works on the Sabbath."

"But kosher food you still eat?" asks his mother.

"Mother, in London, it is very difficult to keep kosher."

Then silence, whilst his elderly mother gives thought to what she has just heard. Then she leans over and whispers in his ear, "Benjamin, tell me, are you still circumcised?"

 

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Answer is B – I got this one right but really wasn’t that sure. So I did the process of elimination thing and got it right. See there are two options for the North so it would seem that’s the right answer. As well it makes sense that it was because of the topography as the other sides East and west have deep valleys. There were 45 foot walls and they came in and slaughtered everyone from that easiest topographical points. Oh yeah and it was the year 1099 on  July 14th so it was the English yartzeit of that massacre that they wreaked on the city. So another one right making the score Schwartz 3 and 0 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

 

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Thursday, April 18, 2019

Jungle Time- Pesach 2019 /5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
April 19th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 29-14th of Nissan 5779

Pesach
Jungle Time

He He looked so cute. Those little tiny paws, that furry little tail, those tiny black spots on his shiny yellow skin. And then he bit off the head. “Uuccchhhh…”, my wife shrieked next to me on our safari jeep. “He’s chewing on his head!!”. And in fact he was. I know, because I heard it crunch. Antelope heads are a crunchy leopard evening treat.

We had seen lots of cool things the past two hours or so as we jeeped around Krueger Park. We saw a mother lion feeding 5 cubs just a few feet away from us. Totty Lion was snoozing a few trees away. Even lions know that there really is no reason for them to be woken up for this part of child-rearing. In general, they leave all of the parenting to Mommy Lion. Every so often they bring home dinner, maybe leftovers from the tour he was on that day when he went out to dinner. But they know that Dads really have no business getting involved in raising their little cubs. Mommies are much better than that. I’m not making any points here just sharing with you some interesting things you learn on a Safari.

We saw giraffes racing around, elephants fighting and goring each other, a rhino grazing around and munching on grass and hippos wallowing in pools all day. There was even a crocodile lurking near them waiting for the moms to take their eyes off their baby hippos for a second so they could grab a quick hippo snack. Dad was just sun-bathing on the other side of the pond. Again, I’m just sayin… We even ran with a pack of about wild dogs who were hunting. We tracked them by the vultures that were following overhead who seemingly like yeshiva bachurim who hover over the “head table” at the end of a Jewish wedding know, there’s always going to be plenty of leftovers to take home after the herd has eaten. At least at the head table there will.

But nothing was as cool as watching this leopard cub eat that antelope. Or was it an impala? I’m not so sure what the difference is. They both looked tasty. All of a sudden though the cub raised its head. It heard something. It quickly scampered up the tree. Our safari guy told us that it was probably a hyena. They seem to have a particular affinity for baby leopards. He noted how it was a shame that the cub ran and left his meal behind. The hyena would come and eat it. But it was like the Jews leaving Egypt. There was no time. He had to run.

But not our lil’ cub, he realized that he forgot his dinner and scampered back down grabbed that head which was bigger than him and schlepped it right up to the top of that 25 foot tree tree and wrapped it around a branch. That’s a boy! A few minutes later Mommy leopard comes out looking for her baby. It seems that she also sensed that there was danger in the area. She made sure her cubchik is alright and then packed off back to her tree to continue shluffing. Sure enough not two minutes later, who comes out of the “bush”? That’s what we cool safari people call it. None other than mister hungry hyena. He looks up the tree longingly. He curses the God that made it so that he can’t climb trees and he eats whatever scraps and bones that fell off the tree on the floor below. You snooze you lose, as the rule in the Schwartz house is. End of story, by the way, we came back the next morning and they were all still in the same spot. Leopard cub in tree still noshing on they eyeballs (ewwwww), hyena lingering around on the bottom and mommy leopard shepping nachas from the tree next door. The circle of Life. Hakuna Matata. Welcome to the Jungle, Rabbi Schwartz. (PS Check out the video I posted of above scene below-its cool!)

There is absolutely nothing I have ever done that is as amazing as spending the three days we did in the bush. To see these wild animals in their natural environment hunting, wallowing, sleeping, and eating is just awesome. It filled me with a sense of awe of the incredible world Hashem created and the natural order of the jungle. The roars, the grunts, the chirps the squeals were all a song to the Almighty. Of course, I composed a song for the occasion. Now if only Yitzy Berry would have some time for me, you might even hear it. The words were from Dovid Hamelech in psalms

Psalms (148:10) Beasts and all cattle, creeping things and winged fowl, kings of the earth and all kingdoms, princes and all judges of the earth… Will praise the name of the Hashem, for His name alone is powerful; His splendor is on earth and heaven. He raised up a horn for His people, praise to all His pious ones, to the children of Israel, the people close to Him. Halleluyah!

Being however that we are in the Pesach season and the Shabbos that we were there we read the portion we read before Pesach of the first mitzvah we were given as a nation, it gave me a better appreciation of the incredible holiday and gift we were given that we will be celebrating.
See, Pesach is not just about us being a nation that were enslaved and miraculously rescued by Hashem who punished our oppressors. Pesach is the holiday that separated us from the rest of the world. That gave us our mission to teach mankind that we were not part of the animal kingdom. That we possessed a higher purpose, that we had higher souls, that we were meant to uplift creation and that Hashem has given us a whole new world-view that was going to bring the world to its ultimate fulfillment. That lesson was taught in the prelude to the story of our Exodus with that first mitzvah; the mitzvah, strangely enough of Rosh Chodesh, the establishment of the Jewish calendar with the mitzvah of zman- time.

See, unlike the world that works with either a 365 days solar calendar or a lunar year calendar which has 354 days, Judaism does both. We count each month based on the lunar calendar and as we did this year, every couple of years we add an extra month in order to coincide it with the solar calendar and make up the missing days. That way we always are sure to celebrate Pesach in the springtime. (Unlike the Muslim entirely lunar calendar where Ramadan can some years be in the winter or summer). Now this may seem like a very technical detail, and it certainly doesn’t seem like the first mitzvah I would choose to give our nation. What about loving your friend, Shabbat, Kosher, Ummm… honoring your parents. Yet, this is the prelude. This is what we have to know before we go out of Egypt. Jewish time is different.

Reb Moshe Shapiro explains that the word in Hebrew for time, zman, is in fact not found in the entire 5 books of the Torah. The Torah refers to time as moed- which literally means an appointment. Zman in Hebrew is a similar idea to that. In Hebrew a hazmana is an invitation. An invitation to an appointment. Mazmin is to order or designate something. Zimun is when you are called to do something. These are all strange words that are seemingly unrelated in any other language to the word 'time'. But that’s because the rest of the world lives on jungle time. Let me explain.
There is a fascinating Mishna of the sage Hillel in Pirkey Avot

Prieky Avot (2:6) He as well saw a skull floating on the surface of the water and he said to it: Because you drowned others they drowned you; and those that drowned you will in the end be drowned. 

Now I don’t know if Hillel saw this on a safari or not. But we definitely saw plenty of animal skulls floating around. Guess the hyena didn’t get to them yet. But seemingly what Hillel is teaching us is the law of the jungle. It’s a dog eat dog world out there. The antelope eats grass, the leopard eats the antelope, the hyena eats the leopard, the dogs eat the leopard, the vultures eat whatever is left over… You eat and then get eaten. Time is really inconsequential. It’s just a measure of the sphere that we are passing through to the inevitable dust from which came. That’s what you think about when you see a skull floating on the river. That was the world of Pharoah and Egypt that worshiped that river, the Nile. It’s the source of all life. The powerful, rule over slaves. The survival of the fittest. Natural selection reigns supreme. We are all just animals floating down the river of life. We don’t have any Divine appointments. You eat what you hunt.

Hashem shattered that illusion in our Exodus from Egypt. He broke us out of the jungle. First to go was that river, which was turned to blood. From there it was the frogs, the sand which turned to lice, the cattle, the wild beasts all the way up to the weather, light and darkness and the death of the first-born. The hunted became the hunters, Every Egyptian met his fate. The natural world was turned on its head and for the first time the world realizes that time is not a river it is a divine appointment. Nothing happens in this world because it just flows, rather everything that occurs is because it Hashem commands it to occur at that particular point. Time is an invitation to us to participate and accomplish something in that moment. Each minute we exist is another invitation from Hashem to accept, utilize and fulfill its purpose.

We are not skulls floating on the water, we are Rosh Chodesh- the head of the month. No other language refers to a month as a head. No other language refers to a month as chodesh-which means renewed. Our prelude to Exodus was that we are being taught that we are being chosen in this redemption to bring this message of Jewish time to the world. In Pharaoh’s world time is an endless continuum. There is no beginning, there is no end. In our Exodus we were taught that there is a beginning. Our Exodus was our beginning. Rishon hu lchadshei Hashana- the first of the months of the year.

If there is a beginning, there is an end. If there is a first there is a last. In the month of Nissan we were redeemed, our sages tell us, and in the month of Nissan the ultimate final redemption will happen. We begin our Seder with the Kiddush, as we do by every Kiddush that we make, that recalls that original exodus from Egypt; our beginning. We then make an additional blessing Shehechiyanu Vkimanu v’higiayni la’zman hazeh- That since that first exodus over 3000 years ago we appreciate that we have been living a series of hazmanot- of moments after appointed moments after appointed moments that Hashem has brought us to, that has charged and invited us to participate and bring to fruition. We conclude our seder with the end of it all, the final goal and destination, the last stop on our holy safari of life. L’shana Ha’baah bi’yerushalayim. May we merit that to hear that glorious sound of Hashem raising up a horn for His people, praise to all His pious ones, to the children of Israel, the people close to Him. Halleluyah!. May we celebrate that final moed together!

Have a Roarin’ good and Kosher Pesach,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“A behaimeh hot a langen tsung un ken kain brocheh nit zogen....” An animal has a long tongue, yet he can’t recite a blessing.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q.  Palmach is an acronym (short) for:
A. Military forces of overseas volunteers (plugot mitnadvey hutz la’arets)
B. Special forces (Plugot meyuhadot)
C. Units of special operation tasks (plugot messima ve’habala)
D. Strike forces (plugot maִִhatz)

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eliyahu-hanavi– Your Pesach Seder will not be complete unless you sing this song repeatedly when you open the door for Eliyahu- Rabbi Schwartz’es most popular hit!

https://youtu.be/qervY5HSzqM   – Pesach acapella of the season Africa Lion King Awesome!

https://youtu.be/PQhlrn95Z4w     –Two videos of the leopard cub ony my safari check out mom coming and hyena. Awesome!

https://youtu.be/R8c-iuwpkD0  – No pesach Seder is complete without this song for me at end of seder beautiful chasal Sidure pesach by Shira Chadasha. .. just excited listening to it right now for you

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Pesach– So Pesach is the holiday when everyone becomes lamdanim. It’s the night of questions after-all. For those that are privileged to have yeshiva children or students in their home they all have their little notebooks full of questions they’ve prepared and they are out to stump, impress and examine the haggadah and the story of Pesach like never before. And the Haggadah of course has something there for everyone. It has questions, nuances, derivations and drashot from verses, stories with ideas that were meant to be taken apart detail by detail and of course lots of funny laws that differ from all the rest of the year. So tonight is the night for lamdanim.

The one problem though is of course the end time. Forget about the fact that the most popular question by the seder is can we eat yet? See there is a mitzvah by the seder to eat the afikoman the final piece of matza before the end of the seder and seemingly according to one of the opinions mentioned in the Talmud, that of Rebbi Eliezer ben Azaria, the afikoman which is meant to symbolize the Pesach offering should be eaten before midnight which is the cut-off period for eating the pesach lamb in the times when that was brought. Uh oh. Now here in Karmiel figure nightfall is close to 8:00 PM until everyone gets home from shul, settles in, finishes fighting over the best pillows, sings the Kadesh Urchatz song and everyone says Ma nishtana, you don’t get to the lomdushe haggada until close to 10:00 PM that doesn’t’ leave you much time to not only speak about the haggada but also to eat the matza, marror and the entire meal Mom worked so hard to prepare. What is one to do?

Now a simple idea might be to just eat the afikoman before the meal. However the wise son was just answered at the beginning of the hagada, if you remember, that we are not allowed to eat after the afikoman. So now it seems we are stuck. Because if we eat the afikoman, we can’t have anything else to eat. And if we continue talking and then rush through the meal, then Momma ain’t gonna be so happy and that’s never a good thing. And we certainly can’t rush through all the questions our children have and the great ideas we are meant to impart this one night a year.  (At least in Israel we only have one night- In America maybe you can split it up and make it work- but you might be really stuck and troubled explaining to your children why you are living there in first place rather than in Eretz Yisrael, where Hashem really wants us to be and where all the Jews who left Egypt were hoping to get to- but I digress J). So what do we do?

Now there is another opinion in the Talmud, that of Rabbi Akiva that says that one may eat the afikoman until the morning. There are authorities that in fact rule like Rabbi Akiva. Most notable being the Rambam. However the Shulchan Aruch rules like tosafot that the law follows Rebbi Eliezer, as he says one should be careful to eat it before midnight and that would seem to be the mainstream accepted opinion. Some even stating that one does not fulfill the obligation if you eat it after midnight.

So here’s where all our lomdushe exercise might have paid off. The Avney Nezer comes up with the an incredible solution. He suggests that the reason for the dispute is that Rebbi Eliezer understands that the reason one has to eat the matza by midnight is because it was at midnight that we Hashem passed over houses and we became free. Now we are not able to eat matza exactly at midnight. Certainly not the proper measurement which is almost 2/3 of a large matza.  so therefore we eat the afikoman before midnight, and we don’t eat anything afterwards so that at midnight we will have at least the flavor of mazta in our mouth. If that is the case, then seemingly after midnight one would be permitted to eat once again, because you fulfilled your obligation already. Meaning the prohibition to eat after afikoman is only until the time of eating the afikoman is up.

Rabbi Akiva on the other hand who says that you have until morning to eat the afikoman understands the mitza of not eating anything after the afikoman so one should savor the flavor of the afikoman. And therefore whenever you finish the afikoman you can’t eat anything else for the rest of the night. So to get it straight we have two debates- According to Rebbi Eliezer you need to eat the afikoman by midnight and once you eat that afikoman you are prohibited from tasting anything else until midnight. Howeve after midnight you can. And according to Rabbi Akiva you can eat the afikoman all night long until the next morning, but once you eat it the game is over no more eating until the morning.

If that’s the case then the Avney Nezer comes up with a solution. Say it’s close to 12:38 (the time for “halachic” midnight this year in Karmiel) and you just started the chicken soup and there is still a brisket waiting to be eaten. Very simple. Take a piece of Matza and say as follows, if the law is like Rebbi Eliezer than this piece of matza should be my afikoman- if that’s the case then and one than only has to wait till 12:39 and then one can continue eating. If however the law follows Rabbi Akiva, he should say then this matzah is not my afikoman, but merely a regular piece of matza. Therefore according to Rabbi Akiva one can also continue eating his meal, because he has not yet eaten the afikoman yet. Now while you do this it is very important to twirl your thumb in the air in the traditional lomdushe fashion. And you’re good to go.

If this is to complicated for you than just read this by your Pesach Seder. If it doesn’t help for your afikoman, at least it might put some people to sleep and then you can finish the seder even faster!
Happy Pesach J


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Division of the Land The children of Yosef- Ephraim & Menashe 1265 BC – The Tribe of Yosef was considered the first-born of Yaakov and as a result they received a double portion. Being as the tribe of Levi didn’t receive a portion in the land the fact that Ephraim and Menashe were each given a portion makes the number 12 portions. But besides that the portion of Menashe spanned both sides of the Jordan River as Moshe placed him there to keep the tribes of Reuvein and Gad connected to the rest of the nation. Menashe being the first born of Yosef took that role of responsibility. As well being that their tribal patriarch “Menashe” himself was the first Jewish child ever raised away from all the rest of the tribes, as he was born in exile in Egypt when Yosef was sold there, they had it in their DNA to remain connected despite their distance from everyone and would be a positive influence on Reuvein and Gad.

So where are there portions? So let’s start with Menashe he basically got the entire Golan Heights, which of course used to be the area of Og the King of Bashan. That area went from North of the Hermon even into modern day Syria and Damascus where the modern city of Dara is more likely the biblical city of Adrei. It goes all the way down to the eastern side of the Kinneret to the area called Gilead, the city of Beit Shean where they bordered Gad and including where Hamat Gader is today and even into the heart of Jordan.  This portion was given to Machir the eldest and greatest fighter of Menashe and his family. The only exception of course being the daughters of Tzlafchad who despite being from the family of Machir, got their portion on the Western side of the Jordan- the heartland, because of their extreme love for Eretz Yisrael.

On the other side (or our side of the Jordan) Menashe and Ephraim have most of the center and Northern part of the country, with Ephraim having the Shomron area with the cities of Shiloh Atarot and Beit Horon as well they had a piece that jutted North into Menashe all the way up to Shechem. That was the land that Yosef was promised by his father and when Yaakov blessed Ephraim before Menashe that was the portion he was given, the burial place of Yosef. As well it seems that Ephraim jutted out to the sea as well, with perhaps a small access point. Menashe was North of Ephraim in the Shomron and included Mt. Gerizim or todays Har Bracha and included the Jezreel valley, the Gilboa Mountain range and Ein Dor the cities of Megido, Beit Shean and even the port city of Caesarea (Caesarea of course not being around then at all as it was built in 2nd Temple) and Dor south of Chaifa, if not including where Haifa is today. Basically as you drive up Kvish 6 today to the North from Jerusalem, everything on the right side of the road is the tribe of Ephraim and Menashe.

Interestingly enough these two tribes  put together that were blessed to be fruitful and multiply were the largest tribe by far. Yet even with their large space they complained to Yehoshua that they needed more room and he told them they could feel free to conquer more Canaanite land and clear the forests there. These are where the settlers are today living. It would be nice if the government would give them today that same latitude.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S WILD ANIMAL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

What animal has more lives than a cat? Frogs, they croak every night!
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? It gave a little wine.
What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Yankel went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Yankel picked up his rifle, put on his hat, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Yankel. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

Berel was a Jewish dog who went on a safari with his owner Shemerel.  One day Berel the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The dog thinks, "Uh Oh, I'm in trouble now”. Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a Achmed the monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
When Berel saw the leopard coming toward him with the monkey on its back, he thought to himself, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sat down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they got close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey, Achmed,. I can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" 
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Answer is D–  After a few bad weeks it looks like we’re back in the easy stretch. This question is an easy one. I’ve actually seen it on quite a few exams already, which is why it pays to study old exams because there are at least 10-15 questions per exam that they recycle. The Palmach was the strike force of the Hagana the pre-state Army of Israel. Generally, acronyms are all the rage in army-speak in this country, and I don’t even know if the other forces exist. But there is only one Palmach.   So the score is Schwartz 19 and 5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.