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Friday, July 29, 2016

Getting Back Together- Pinchas / Mattos 2016/5774

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

July 29th  2016 -Volume 6, Issue 43 23rd Tamuz 5776
Parshat Pinchas and Mattos!

Getting Back Together
 
I miss you guys in America. We’ve been separated by a Torah portion for months already. I know many of you click on the link I send for a previous year’s torah portion on the Parsha you are reading. But it’s time we got back together again. As one of the recent presidential candidates said it’s time for us to get together. “We are stronger together”. “Be wary of someone who says only I can bring change and save you”. We know better- or at least she does- All of us together is what makes us great. Or not?

So let’s try that with our weekly E-Mails again. Let’s talk about the Parsha that brings us all together. Interestingly enough, it’s named not after a group of people together, rather it’s named after one person; Pinchas. So maybe one person can make us great again. Oh… Yet on the other hand this week’s Parsha in Israel seemingly a more democratic one is called Matos- tribes. Oh…Who should we vote for? Can one person bring us together or can one make us a great and we need all of us. I’m confused. As you can see I didn’t have any tours this week so I’ve spent way too much time following these campaigns. Don’t worry they start up again next week so hopefully I can try to forget about the mishegas that doesn’t look like it will end for another few months.
The truth is though these two Parshas are really one story which is nice to bring us all together. But they are a strange story; perhaps the strangest broken narrative in the Torah. One that is screaming out one big question. What is going on?
The beginning of Pinchas seems to be the conclusion of last week’s Torah portion. The epilogue of the story of the Jewish people sinning with the daughters of Midian and the subsequent plague which led to the greatest amount of casualties of all of the battles and punishments in the wilderness. The plague was brought to an end by Pinchas taking his spear and kabobbing Zimri and the daughter of the king of Midian who were flagrantly consorting in front of Moshe and the Jewish people. This week the Torah tells us the identity of Zimri and Kazbi and the reward of Pinchas to be the winner of the covenant of peace award. The Torah then commands us to wipe out Midian and wage battle against them. The next thing we would expect though is for the war to take place. Just like every other war in the Torah. Yet the Torah does not do that. Instead we seem to have a very long intermission with many different and diverse topics which take us all the way into this week’s ‘Israel’ parsha of Matos where the battle takes place. Incidentally the battle against Midian is not only the most described battle in the Torah covering about 4 aliyas, but it contains a greater description than almost all of the other wars in the entire Torah from the times of Avraham put together. It’s obviously an important one. If not the most important one. Yet at the same time it seems to be the strangest description with this long break and narrative from the time it was commanded until it was actually carried out.
Let’s examine all of the different topics that are covered. Seemingly an understanding of them are critical to us preparing for the battle against Midian. First the Torah counts and lists the families of Israel. This would seem understandable, after all they are going to war and we have to round up the troops. Yet there seems to be a lot of extraneous information. The list includes various stories Korach’s sons not dying. Lots of names of families each with a yud and heh in front of them to show Hashem’s name in each of them. It mentions Serach the daughter of Asher who was certainly not a major solider at age 280 or something. Strange. The Torah then proceeds to talk about the division of the land and the tribe of Levi- as well as Yovheved and Miriam- who do not go to war and enter the land. What this is doing here? Again strange…  

But then the Torah really seems to get off topic with the story of more women, the daughters of Tzlafchad who want their portion in the land of Israel, because their father died and the law that girls could inherit in that circumstance was not yet taught. {Who says a woman can’t bring up issues that us men miss? Although it ultimately had to be a man, Moshe that raised it to Hashem. Hmmmm…there I go again- enough with the politics.} But what does this have to do with the war against Midian. Why here and now? The Torah then really goes off topic telling us about Moshe being told he would die, his request for someone to take over him; a candidate that would truly uplift each man and deal with their individual personalities and unite them. {Hmmmm again- I’m trying, I really am}. And that we shouldn’t be like a flock of sheep without a shepherd- I think I’m gonna give up soon on not seeing the connection here to politics and the sheep that flock to leaders. But again what does this have to do with Midian?
To bring it all to an end the next two aliyas deal with the laws of the daily sacrifices, the holiday additional musaf offerings, just in case you thought we finished all of that already back in Vayikra. It’s like a little review. Then the beginning of Matos pretty much starts off with the concept that once you covered the laws of land, division, inheritance, sacrifices and holidays, why not talk about oaths and vows and family members that can nullify them. Huh?! Really what is going on? Where is all this coming from? It’s like one big chulent. I feel ADD jumping from topic to topic. The torah then finally goes back and continues for the next five aliyot the story of the war we have been waiting for. The war incidentally where we wiped out five kings and their armies and not one soldier died or was captured. A war which was led by that one man Pinchas. It seems that the prelude to this battle must have worked.

Rav Mordechai Alon suggests an incredible insight into this battle. He suggests that the secret can be found in the way that Hashem commands Moshe and that Moshe commands the Jewish people. Hashem commands Moshe that this battle be one of the (Bamidbar 31:2-3) ‘vengeance of the Jewish people against Midian’. Moshe however commands us to fight because this is the ‘vengeance of Hashem’ against them. Rashi notes that a battle against us is like a battle against Hashem. Our vengeance is His and His is ours. We are one.

Midian led by Bilaam understood after witnessing the annihilation of the giant armies of Og and Sichon realized the only way they can get to us is to divide from Hashem. “Their God hates zima- licentiousness”. We can seduce them and their God will abandon them. That was the plan and the battle of Midian. The nefarious final solution to break us up from Hashem. The word zima can be an acronym of two Hebrew words zeh ma- what’s this? What is this ideology that Hashem has chosen you? What is this concept of the sanctity of your relationships between you and your Creator, between a man and his wife, between your nation and other nations? That is Midians objective. That is their plan.
Hashem therefore gives us the arsenal we need to fight and conquer a Midianite ideological battle. First recognize that His name is found in each Jewish family, name by name-family by family. Even a Korach who claimed that we were all special and there was no room for individual roles and relationships that are different, such as the Kohanim, was swallowed up. His own children though were accepted back and did Teshuva. We have matriarchs like Serach who revived Yaakov after Yosef was kidnapped and who thought all was lost. We have Yocheved, Miriam and the daughters of Tzlafchad whose faith that the Jewish people are eternal and that each of us has a portion in Israel divined by Hashem.; A personal homestead where each and every individual Jew will have a connection to fulfill his personal role in service of Hashem and realize the greatness of their spiritual potential.
The Torah continues with the necessity for leaders that will follow Moshe that will inspire that personal spark that Hashem is one with us. Who better than Yehoshua whom Moshe himself added the yud and heh to his name giving him the appreciation and spirit that will become his identity representing Hashem in each of us. The Torah then moves to the idea that each us will bring Hashem His daily bread- the daily sacrifice. ‘Bring Me My daily bread so I may bring you yours’-the Midrash says. We will have linked eternal relationship. We will have holidays that we will congregate together each one with its own specific message and link and sacrifices that we will become one together. Finally the Torah concludes the narrative in this week’s Torah portion that we will have the almost god-like power to create prohibitions that have Divine ramifications through the vows that we make. But the truth is. It’s really not necessary. They can be annulled, when you recognize that all that needs to be prohibited is already. The holy spark is within us. A father can pass that down to his children, a husband to his wife, the wise man and even a simple Jew can show you and help you find the petach- the opening to realize that Hashem is one with us without any unnecessary man-made restrictions. We have the power and ability to make vows and create Divine laws in this world. But even more powerfully we have the even greater ability to remove those vows and reveal the oneness that Hashem already put into the creation that is revealed through us and our families. Only then can we begin to fight a battle that is vengeance of Hashem and the vengeance of us. Revenge is when we recognize that anyone that says something or does something against our God is doing something against us. It’s personal. It’s who we are. Hashem in turns feels and does the same for us.
The battle against Midian is an eternal battle. It is the final battle before entering the land of Israel and meriting in our inheriting of the land. The biggest challenge we will face in coming to the land of Israel is to recognize that we are not a nation like any other nation. To merit the land we have to appreciate we each have a unique divine job to accomplish here. A spark of holiness that only we can reveal and that we can only reveal here. It is also a spark that we can only reveal together. When we are united. When we are one. This spark was awakened in us by Pinchas, who are sages tells us is also Elijah the prophet. Eliyahu Hanavi who will herald in the Messianic era that we so desperately long for. As we mourn during this three week period to the 9th of Av and reflect upon the hatred, the fighting, the distance between us and Hashem that led to the destruction of the Temple, let us resolve to repair that. To see the Divine in each one of ourselves and to shine it out unabashedly to the world. If we do that, who knows, we may not have to suffer with too many more self-serving politicians’ rhetoric elocutions and invocations. We may just hear a shofar blast instead. See I’m almost made it to the end…

Have a holy meaningful Shabbat and a blessed new month of Av
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEO CLIPS OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NmCE8ftufQ   - Funny Breslav against Maccabbe soccer game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtWWbbQVLY  Bernie Sanders in a movie as a Rabbi Manny Chavitz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCFGPo6LI3s  – One day Acapella version from Matisyahu
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Verter zol men vegn un nit tseyln”-. Words should be weighed, not counted.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK

A man may hide himself from his enemies, but not from his friends.”

“Obeying from love is better than to obey from fear.”

“There are many Midrashim and the Explanations of our sages and I have only come to explain the simple explanation of the text in a clear fashion”-

Rav Shlomo Yitzchaki- Rashi 19th Tamuz  this Thursday (1040-1105)-
Readers of our weekly E-Mail are familiar with the name Rashi. In fact if you ask me what makes Rashi so unique is that he is probably the last person in Klal Yisrael to ever study the Torah or the Talmud without Rashi. From Rashi and on every commentary or student young and old beigns their study with his commentary. It is not even debatable I believe that Rashi perhaps became the greatest commentary and most accepted one of all times.
"Rashi" is not the full name of that great man. It is merely a combination of the three Hebrew letters, Resh, Shin, Yud, which stand for RabenuShlomo Yitzchaki - our Rabbi Solomon, the son of Yitzchak.
Rabenu Solomon Yitzchaki, or Rashi as he is generally referred to, was born almost exactly 900 years ago, in the year 4800. He lived 65 years. Rashi is said to be a descendant of King David.
Rashi was born in the town of Troyes in France; some people believe he was born in Worms. His father Yitzchak was a great scholar, but very poor. He made a meager living from the sale of wine.
A wonderful story is told about the birth of Rashi: His father, Rabbi Yitzchak once found a rare diamond. "Now, there would be no more poverty," he thought and went to sell the precious stone to the local jeweler. The jeweler hadn't enough money to pay for such a large diamond, and suggested to the bishop to buy it. Now the bishop had been looking for such a diamond for he wanted to put it on his cross. He offered a huge amount of money for it. When Rabbi Yitzchak heard for what purpose the bishop wanted the stone, he refused to sell it. He knew, however, that if he did not sell the stone, it would be taken from him forcibly, and so he threw it into the sea. A Heavenly Voice then resounded: "For this great sacrifice you will be blessed with a son that will outshine all the precious stones in the world, and the light of hisTorah will shine for ever." The following year a son was born to him, and he called him Solomon, saying, may G‑d grant him wisdom like unto King Solomon.
Rashi was still a youngster when he left his home town and went to Worms and other towns that were known for their great Torah scholars. With great zeal Rashi learnt Torah and Talmud, and after some eight years of ardent study, he returned to his home town again. He was then about 25 years of age, but he continued to study on his own. Soon he became known as a very great scholar, and thousands of students and scholars flocked to him, to learn from him. Rashi, was elected Rabbi of his town Troyes, but he did not accept any wages, and made his living from the sale of wine, like his father used to do.
Rashi began to write his famous commentary on the Tanach and Talmud at an early age. The Torah was very difficult to understand properly, and the Talmud was even more difficult. Rashi decided to write a commentary in simple language that would make it easy for every one to learn and understand the Torah. But Rashi was very modest, and even after he had become famous far and wide, he hesitated to come out into the open with his commentary. He wanted to make sure that it would be favorably received. So what did he do? He wrote his commentaries on slips of parchment and set out on a two years' journey, visiting the various Torah academies of those days. He went 'incognito,' never disclosing his identity.
Rashi came to a Yeshivah and sat down to listen to the lecture of the Dean of the Yeshivah. There came a difficult passage in the Talmud which the Rabbi struggled to explain to his students; but did not succeed very well. When Rashi was left alone, he took the slip with his commentary, in which that passage of the Talmud was explained simply and clearly, and put it into the Gemora of the head of the academy. On the following morning, when the Rabbi opened his Gemora he found a mysterious slip of parchment in which the passage of the Talmud was so clearly and simply explained that he was amazed. He told his students about it, and they all decided it must have been sent from heaven. Rashi listened to their praises of his commentary and was very happy to know how useful it was to the students, but he did not say that it was his. And so Rashi went on visiting various academies of the Torah in various lands and cities, and everywhere he planted his slips of commentaries secretly. The way these slips were received, made Rashi realize more and more how needed they were, and he continued to write his commentaries on the entire Chumash, Prophets, and all the tractates of the vast 'Sea of the Talmud.' These "mysterious" slips of parchment were copied and widely circulated throughout all the academies of the Torah, but nobody knew who the author was.
Once Rashi was discovered planting a slip of his commentary in the usual manner, and the secret was out. Immediately he was acclaimed by all as the great author of that wonderful commentary. Rashi's name became known throughout the world. In every Yeshivah, in every Torah school, Rashi's commentary was used by young and old, and he literally opened the eyes of all the Torah scholars. No other Rabbi or commentator gained so much popularity as Rashi. There are very few Chumashim or Gemoras printed without Rashi, and the study of the Torah and Talmud is now almost unthinkable without the aid of Rashi's explanation.
Rashi had no sons, but he had several daughters, some say two, some say three.
His sons-in-law and grandchildren were famous scholars and commentators of the Torah and Talmud. One of his grandsons was Rabenu Tam, another one - Rashbam (Rabbi Samuel ben Meir). Rashi's grandsons and disciples were the authors of the 'Tosefoth' known to all students of the Talmud.
In the last years of his life Rashi lived to see troubled times. It was the time of the crusaders, when thousands of Jews were massacred by wild and mad mobs that participated in the crusades, and wiped out whole communities on their way. Rashi's heart was broken and full of sorrow about the plight of his unfortunate brethren, and he wrote Piyutim, some of which have become part of our prayers (especially in the 'Selichoth').
At his old age Rashi's health failed him. He was weak and ailing and could no longer write. His daughter then acted as his secretary, and he dictated to her his answers to the many queries that used to come in to him from the greatest scholars of his time.
On the 29th day of Tammuz, in the year 4865, Rashi passed away. Rashi, however, continues to live in his works which are studied by all the students of the Talmud Torahs and Yeshivoths, and by the adult scholars too. ncidentally, Rashi's commentaries are the primary source of information for the study of French language and culture in the Middle Ages. The recent 900th anniversary of his death was widely commemorated in France, with public ceremonies, conferences, and a postage stamp issued in his honor.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
In the peace accords with Jordan it was agreed, inter alia, that:
A.    Jordan will provide Israel with water
  1. Israel will provide Jordan with water
  2. Israelis will be allowed to cross into Jordan on the Allenby Bridge
  3. Two more crossings will be opened between the Arava crossing and the Allenby Bridge

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
The problem with Rashi is that its sometimes so easy to read what he writes and continue and move on without actually thinking about what he writes and one then misses the perplexing questions tht need to be asked and that once answered reveals a powerful insight into a Torah teaching.
In this weeks Torah portion the verse tells us that (Bamidbar 31:5) a thousand from each tribe were given over to fight in battle. Rashi notes that the Torah uses a term that seems to mean they were given over against their will
“In order to teach you the praise of the shepherds of Israel how dear they are to Israel. Until they heard that Moshe would die (as part of the aftermath of the battle with Midian) what did he (Moshe- say about them) ‘ A little more and they will stone me”. Once they heard that Moshe’s death would be connected to the vengeance of Midian they did not want to go and they had to be forced.”
If one thinks about this Rashi for even a second, the question is why did Rashi have to bring up the dirty past to tell us that we love our leaders and Moshe? Just say that we didn’t want to be given over if we knew that Moshe would die. Why does Rashi have to tell us that previously we wanted to stone him?
The Steipler Gaon, explains based on a concept of Rabbi Yisrael Salant explains that the love Israel has for its leader is so deep that even when we are holding externally by stoning him deep down the true love will come out ultimately. He brings an example of a parent of a difficult child who he constantly fights with, at the same time that parent might be a teacher who has a student who he loves and always treats with pride and praise. However in time of danger, the parent’s internal love for his child would come out and if given a choice he would save the child first, despite all of the trouble he gives him. It is almost inexplainable. It is just a deep-seated natural love he has for his child. That is what Rashi is trying to convey about our connection with Moshe. This can only be shown this internal love by contrasting it with the external strife. That is the depth of the love and connection we have to Moshe.
If that is true about us and Moshe- the shepherd of Israel, how much more so is that true about our love for Hashem who is our shepherd. Despite how much we might rebel, under it all we are faithful and would give our lives for Him and our belief in Him. That is the history of the Jewish people from even the least observant of our people, when given a choice or threat of life they will martyr themselves before denying God.
What an amazing Rashi and lesson

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-
Battle of Horns of Hittin-Crusaders gone or the Muslims strike back!- 27th Tamuz July 4th 1187- As we mentioned last week about the Crusader capture of Jerusalem it took less then a hundred years until the Muslims came back this week by the Egyptian ruler Saladin- who’s doctor was none other than the  Rambam. During the 1170s, Saladin began expanding his power from Egypt and worked to unite the Muslim states surrounding the Holy Land. This resulted in the Kingdom of Jerusalem being encircled by a unified enemy for the first time in its history. Attacking the Crusader state in 1177, Saladin was defeated by Baldwin IV at the Battle of Montgisard. In the wake of the battle, an uneasy truce existed between the two sides. As the Muslim states were uniting, there was increasing dissension in Jerusalem with the elevation of Guy of Lusignan to the throne in 1186.
Claiming the throne through his marriage to Sibylla, mother of the late child-king Baldwin V, Guy's ascension was supported by the Knights Templar. Others, such as Raymond III of Tripoli, who had been Baldwin V's regent, were angered by the move. Tensions quickly escalated between the two parties and civil war was only avoided through mediation by Balian of Ibelin. Despite this, Guy's situation remained tenuous as Raynald repeatedly violated the truce with Saladin by attacking Muslim trade caravans.
This came to a head when his men assaulted a large caravan travelling north from Cairo. In the fighting, his troops killed many of the guards, captured the merchants, and stole the goods. Operating within in the terms of the truce, Saladin sent envoys to Guy seeking compensation and redress. Reliant on Raynald to maintain his power, Guy, who conceded that they were in the right, was forced to send them away unsatisfied, despite knowing that it would mean war.
This deal backfired when Saladin requested permission for his son, Al-Afdal, to lead a force through Raymond's lands. Compelled to allow this, Raymond saw 7,000 men enter Galilee and defeat a Crusader force at Cresson on May 1. Calling his allies to assemble, Guy hoped to strike before Saladin could invade in force. Renouncing his treaty with Saladin, Raymond fully reconciled with Guy and a Crusader army of around 20,000 men formed near Acre. Advancing, they occupied a strong position near the springs at Sephoria.
Possessing a force nearly the size of Saladin's, the Crusaders had defeated earlier invasions by holding strong positions with reliable water sources while allowing the heat to cripple the enemy. Aware of past failings, Saladin sought to lure Guy's army away from Sephoria so that it could be defeated in open battle. To accomplish this, he personally led an attack against Raymond's fortress at Tiberias on July 2 while his main army remained at Kafr Sabt. That night, the Crusader leaders held a war council to determine their course of action.
While the majority was for pressing on to Tiberias, Raymond argued for remaining in the position at Sephoria, even if it meant losing his fortress. He wasn’t listened to and that was pretty much the end. Moving slowly and under constant harassment by Saladin's cavalry, they were guided towardsthe springs at Turan (six miles away) around noon. Concentrating around the spring, the Crusaders eagerly took water.
Though Tiberias was still nine miles away, with no reliable water en route, Guy insisted on pressing on that afternoon. Under increasing attacks from Saladin's men, the Crusaders reached a plain by the twin hills of the Horns of Hattin by mid-afternoon. Advancing with his main body, Saladin began attacking in force and ordered the wings of his army to sweep around the Crusaders. Attacking, they surrounded Guy's thirsty men and cut off their line of retreat back to the springs at Turan. Under increasing pressure, the Crusader rearguard was forced to halt and give battle, stopping the entire army's advance.
 Though advised to fight on to reach Tiberias and water, Guy elected to halt the advance for the night. Surrounded by the enemy, the Crusader camp possessed a well but it was dry by Sa;adins troops previous. The next morning, Guy's army awoke to blinding smoke. This came from fires set by Saladin's men to screen their actions and increase the Crusaders' misery. With his men weakened and thirsty, Guy broke camp and ordered an advance towards the springs of Hattin. Despite having sufficient numbers to break through the Muslim lines, fatigue and thirst badly weakened the cohesion of the Crusader army.
Advancing, the Crusaders were effectively counterattacked by Saladi. Desperate for water, much of Guy's infantry attempted a similar breakout, but failed. Forced onto the Horns of Hattin, the majority of this force was destroyed. Without infantry support, Guy's trapped knights were unhorsed by Muslim archers and forced to fight on foot. Though fighting with determination, they were driven onto the Horns. After three charges against the Muslim lines failed, the survivors were forced to surrender.
Precise casualties for the battle are not known, but it resulted in the destruction of the majority of the Crusader army. Among those captured were Guy and Raynald. While the former was treated well, the latter was personally executed by Saladin for his past transgressions. Also lost in the fighting was a relic of the True Cross which was sent to Damascus. Quickly advancing in the wake of his victory, Saladin captured Acre, Nablus, Jaffa, Toron, Sidon, Beirut, and Ascalon in rapid succession. Moving against Jerusalem that September, it was surrendered by Balian on October 2. The defeat at Hattin and subsequent loss of Jerusalem led to the Third Crusade. Beginning in 1189, it saw troops under Richard the Lionheart, Frederick I Barbarossa, and Philip Augustus advance on the Holy Land.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S  POLITICIAN JOKES OF THE WEEK
The two U.S. cities with the highest alcohol consumption are Las Vegas and Washington, DC. The difference between the two is that in Washington the drunks are gambling with our own money.

On his deathbed, a lifelong Republican supporter suddenly announced that he was switching to the Democrats. “I can’t believe you’re doing this.” said his friend. “For your entire life you’re been a staunch Republican. Why would you want to become a Democrat now?” “Because I’d rather it was one of them that dies than one of us.”

A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a United States congressman!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”

A presidential candidate was a guest speaker at the golf club dinner. As the politician stood up to speak, a few of the men saw it as an opportunity to sneak off to the bar. An hour later, with the politician still talking, another man joined them. “Is he still talking?” they asked him. “Yes.” another man answered. “What on Earth is he/she talking about?” “I don’t know. He’s/She’s still introducing him/herself.”

A bus full of politicians was moving along the country road. Then it crashed into the tree and overturned. Blood and glass were everywhere. A middle-aged farmer working on the field nearby saw the accident and decided to help: he dug a huge hole and buried all the politicians who were still alive. He thought he did his country a good service.

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
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Answer is B – The main accomplishment of the peace agreement with Jordan where Jordan recognized Israel’s right to the lands it liberated in the 6 day war were and renounced its claim was that Israel would give about 13 billion gallons of water a year to Jordan. Until today the Allenby crossing is only for foreigners and diplomats Israelis must cross through Akaba/Arava or the Jordan river crossing by beit shean. There is nothing between Arava and Allenby.

Thursday, May 19, 2016

Poli-Si- Behar 2016 5776

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 20th 2016 -Volume 6, Issue 33 11h Iyar 5776
Parshat Behar

Poli -Si
Ok it’s time for some political science here in our weekly E-Mail. The elections are coming up. There are two distinct parties. I hate all three candidates that are left in the field. See in Israel it’s not as much of a problem. I hate all the candidates here as well. But here we vote for a party. I like parties. They’re fun. So I pick the party that best represents my ideology and I’m done. I pretend to turn a blind eye to the crooks and con artists and self-interested politicians that ultimately distort and subvert the message and ideology of their parties. Some to get a chance at getting photo-op on the Rose Garden with whatever sitting president, some for the chance at an (ig) Nobel Peace Prize, and some just to get extra money, honor, or a good shidduch for their children and the fawning of some big Rabbis. I ignore the realities of how these people play out. After-all they’ll probably end up in jail anyways soon. It’s where all good Israeli politicians end up eventually. We have a lot of empty space in our prisons since it seems we’re letting all out all the terrorists and murderers anyways. So we might as well put our prisons to good use and make them a retirement center for aging crooked politicians. That way we can make room for the aspiring new generation of them. And like I said I like parties.
But American politics are different. You vote for the president. I have bitten my tongue in the past and voted for people I did not like. But this year I’m having a hard time even doing that. A megalomaniac nut-  job, and possible misogynistic racist, a lying Arab loving, Arafat-kissing (sorry I can’t get that image out of my mind) power hungry, stilted wife who has stuck with her cheating husband merely to further her own career and blindly driven ambition or a socialist religiously clueless Jew who is bound to sell out his own people and country just to prove what a goy he can be. Sigh…It’s not even a question of the lesser of which evil. Rather it is which one do I think will pretty much bring the end to that once great country America sooner. Like the Egyptians, Babylonians, Greeks, Romans, French, Russians and Turks before them, the great world empire is pretty much getting ready to wrap up shop. It will be interesting to see if the Jewish people and the State of Israel will rise up to fill that void that keeps opening up for us to fill. I’m not too hopeful that we can do it on our own. I am even more hopeful that Mashiach will come and help us get our act together. It would really stink for all those stubborn American Jews to head off to Canada or even China rather than to come home and make it happen. But hey we’ve done stupider things before in our history.
So let’s talk political science for a minute or two. Let’s pretend that in America you could vote for the party. Republican or Democrat which platform is more in line with our Torah’s values? Now the concept of ‘more’ in line is really an oxymoron your either in line or you’re not in line. Your either driving in your lane or your out of your lane. There’s really not much room for grey in the incredible clear system that the Torah describes. And being that the Torah is based on the notion of God and religion defining our system of governance, the American system which is based on the principle of separation of ‘church and State” is already out of line. Don’t get me wrong, the Torah is all for keeping the church out of State and in truth out of this world as well. It is in fact quite clearly fundamentally premised on really getting rid of all the false ‘religious’ systems and fallacies out there. We may not be obligated to wipe them out or kill them-certainly not outside of Israel and certainly not today without the benefit of a King, a court system or in our period of Exile. But we are unquestionably meant to decry the falsehood and the desecration of Hashem’s name that is being distorted by every other faith system. We were put on this earth and our chosen nation status is that we are meant to teach and inspire the world with our ultimate truth, the revelation we alone received on Mt. Sinai. So a system that is based on the premise that religion and Judaism should not play a role in defining the principles of how it is run is already fundamentally flawed.
At the same time the concept of freedom of religion worked out pretty well for the Jewish people. Most places that we have been in our long exile, that had a state based religion ended up killing or expelling us a lot quicker. The freedoms that Jews have had in the US of A are pretty historic and I certainly have a lot of love and patriotism for my birth country and appreciation for it serving as a fairly comfortable resting place for my people until we get to where we need to. Which is why it saddens me somewhat to seeing them go down the tubes so quickly. But hey, let’s not fool ourselves. Let’s not forget our history. 200 years or so is not a bad run for us to hang out in a place.
But I keep digressing. So let’s take the platforms. Conservatism which is pretty much the Republican platform(-although I know that some tea-party and real political scientists may rightfully disagree, but I’m try to keep this simple. There are after-all jokes to get to at the bottom of this E-mail-) is defined by that great source of all wisdom, Wikipedia, as being
“a broad system of political beliefs that is characterized by respect for American traditions, anti-communism, advocacy of American exceptionalism and a defense of Western culture from perceived threats posed by creeping socialism, moral relativism, multiculturalism, and liberal internationalism. Conservatives support capitalism and free market. American conservatives usually place individual liberty as the fundamental trait of democracy, which contrasts with liberals, who generally place a greater value on social equality and social justice for minorities, and the welfare state, and emphasize the need for state intervention to achieve these goals”
OK let’s take this apart. I don’t know what ‘American traditions’ are. I am a fan of apple pie and I respect a good one. I’m not a baseball fan though, although my son is, yet I don’t know if that is something I should respect. Just because a guy could hit a ball with a stick very far and gets paid millions to do it doesn’t mean he should get respect. Although it is pretty impressive that he is able to make that kind of money for seemingly not much intellectual accomplishment. I certainly don’t respect Chevrolet, let’s not fool ourselves the Japanese do the car thing better.
But moving on. I don’t like communists- they killed Jews, although I don’t think it’s a threat anytime soon. ‘American exceptionalism’-hey why not? Not that I think it’s exceptional in all areas but it’s always a good thing to praise the country that’s good to you. ‘Defending western culture from the perceived threats’ is kind of an obtuse statement. Yes there are serious threats facing the US, and yes I think that they should be defended against; although I don’t know if I would include ‘multiculturalism’ as one of them. Sadly a country that won’t allow a Torah perspective to run and direct its defense though is ill equipped to do so. And I’ve never been a fan of ill equipped defenses. Generally that just delays the inevitable defeat.
‘Liberty’ is a good thing-in fact that’s what this week’s Torah portion is about. But as we will see, a Jewish perspective of individual liberty not the fundamental trait of our Torah governance, but rather as a part of the greater picture of communal responsibility and commitment to our religious values. Additionally our values certainly believe- and even at the expense of individual liberty- in the notions of social justice, welfare state and even state and government intervention. So I’m pretty sure I’m not a Republican, although like I said I do like apple pie.
Let’s take the next team, the Democrats, a party that certainly traditionally always had the Jewish vote. It’s kind of hard to define their platform historically as they’ve changed a lot over the years. After all they were the ones that opposed the abolition of slavery and it was Eisenhower a Republican that pushed through the Civil rights act that was opposed for years by LBJ the Democrat (who did eventually vote for it) and it passed with a much greater Republican support then Democratic. Economically as well the Democrats were against the Reconstructionist efforts of the Republicans government intervention after the civil war and were opposed to ‘Big government’ until WWI and FDR’s New Deal. So it’s hard to pin them down. But let’s for a moment take a look at the new current wave of Social Democracy that Bernie is touting and I suspect that Hillary is in line with as well. Again to the Wikipedia Rebbe
‘Social democracy is a political ideology that supports economic and social interventions to promote social justice within the framework of a capitalist economy, and a policy regime involving collective bargaining arrangements, a commitment to representative democracy, measures for income redistribution, regulation of the economy in the general interest and welfare state provisions. Modern social democracy is characterized by a commitment to policies aimed at curbing inequality, oppression of underprivileged groups, and poverty; including support for universally accessible public services like care for the elderly, child care, education, health care and workers' compensation.’
Now how does this sound to you? I like the framework of capitalism part, as we all know that communism and the removal of the profit incentive doesn’t work. I am also a fan of curbing inequality, oppression and poverty-particularly my own. If Social democrats wanna help me or my synagogue out we’re here for you. Certainly as well the premise of income redistribution and correcting income inequality are also not necessarily foreign concepts to a Torah perspective. We are the ones that invented the concepts of the tithing system, of leaving portions of ones field for the needy, of creating institutions of learning and free education for all. The torah in fact and our sages felt the need to legislate all of these things. We can’t trust people to be good and generous on their own. So what can be wrong with a system like this?
I think my problem and perhaps the Torah’s problem is with the social aspect of this engineering. For a man to limit and take money from the rich to disburse to the poor is stealing. For a government, particularly if it is based on the will and ‘revolution of the people’ to do so as well is a recipe for disaster. Remember the French Revolution? The communist Revolution? The peasants, the proletariat, the plebes never really became a better society the just replaced the bourgeois they overthrew.
But leave history aside, the system won’t work. For if I work hard and make it and this guy is just sitting on his laurels and waiting lazily for his handout and he receives all of the benefits that I do, what motivation is there for someone to innovate, to work harder, to produce to get a job, to change the world and achieve the fulfillment of his Divine mandate. I think it is quite telling that despite the fact that Sweden and Denmark have half the poverty rate as the United States does, yet their unemployment rate is higher and they certainly are not even close to the US or any capitalist country in terms of innovation, productivity and even education.
The truth is this thing about equality also troubles me. On one hand we certainly believe that all individuals are equal before the eyes of our Creator, after all we are His kids. We brought that notion to the world. Yet, unlike the Social Democrats we believe there are certainly different roles and limitations that each of has and are meant to play. Roles that prohibit some people from doing things that others can. Roles that are different because of gender, because of lineage, roles that are even different because of deformities and disabilities. It doesn’t mean we’re not equal. It doesn’t mean we are less special. It means that we are just different and our Creator has designed unique roles for each of us to achieve our fullest potential. We each have our own purpose that we are meant to realize, our own piece of fixing the world that only we can do, our won portion in the world to come and our own portion in the Torah. We each have our own bathrooms as well- sorry I couldn’t resist and this E-mail is getting too long without a joke-That appreciation of our differences and our different roles and our responsibilities is what I think is lacking in their perspective and that will ultimately serve as the reason why their system is doomed to failure.
But even more than that troubles with me. I don’t trust people that read the New York Times. I don’t trust people that look at others as morally inferior because I don’t buy into their self-developed visions of what morality is. This is especially true if their morality for the most part is premised on the lack of recognition of God, His Hand in all that runs in this world, and the superior notion that those morally elite are more qualified to engineer society then us primitive God-believing and fearing citizens. When in fact socialist parties and the generally atheistic or at least agnostic leadership has usually turned out to be just as, if not more corrupt and morally bankrupt not only in their personal lives but in their positions of power as the rest of their counterparts. The fact that most of them are so double standard and so removed from the reality of what Israel is facing and the lies of the UN, the Arab world and the threat that fundamental radical Islam poses to the world also prevents me from ever considering to give them my vote.
So I’m stuck. I look at this week’s Torah portion and it’s first words that introduce the laws of the Sabbatical year; that year which even Social Democrats could never come up with. When every single field owner opens up his field for an entire year for anyone to come and take what they want, that every loan, debt and mortgage that I have becomes null and void, and I understand what the Torah is telling me in 2016.
“And Hashem spoke to Moshe on Mt. Sinai saying”
The famous Rashi on this verse says
What does Shemitta/ the Sabbatical year have to do with Sinai weren’t all the commandments said on Sinai? -rather it is to teach you that just as Shemitta and its laws and its fine details were given on Sinai so to all the laws were.”
I am even more astounded by the Torah’s command that in the 50th- Yovel/Jubilee year besides the regular laws of Shemitta any land I purchased returns to its original owners. I have to move out of my rightfully purchase dhouse that I have been living in for the past 49 years and hand it over to that shlub down the  block who can’t even take care of his own field. Huh? Why? Because I understand that the Land is Hashem’s to decide. Not mine. The premise for any law, any ‘social engineering’ can only work because Hashem who gave us this land directs us how to use it. It needs the God component, otherwise it can’t and won’t work.
I read the various incredible laws that are so anti-democratic and anti-republican that the Torah talks about how one should preferably do business with a fellow Jew, rather than who is not Jewish, as the verse says
“When you make a sale to your fellow or when you buy from the hand of your fellow, do not victimize your brother
Our sages derive that this is a mitzva to preferably do business with a Jew, your brother. This would rightfully be considered discriminatory and there is no nation that has ever suffered more from that type of discrimination then the Jewish people historically. Yet the Torah thus commands. It was given on Sinai. It is from the Creator and Father of all mankind that loves all of His children equally and wishes to build a unique special bond between His chosen children that are meant to represent Him to the rest of the world. Think of it as a Divine preferred shoppers only club. Discriminatory? You tell me.
These same club members are obligated to bail out their brother. Obligated! They are prohibited from charging them interest for any loan that they give them. Prohibited! They are obligated to find a job for the unemployed and when they can’t afford to pay for their bills to you and are forced to indenture themselves to you for a limited time it is your obligation to not only support him but his entire family as well and to never have him do any demeaning work- as Rashi explains carrying your stuff after you or helping you put on your shoes. You have to treat him as any other worker that is in your factory, despite the fact that you are paying for his whole families’ entire upbringing. No union would be able to pull off those terms.
You can only hire him for a certain amount of years until the Yovel comes and must assist him in gaining redemption. In fact you are obligated to redeem him from a non-Jewish owner. Get that? A Jew is obligated to take his hard earned money and provide and raise up and redeem even a Jew that has left his faith and has gotten himself into trouble. I am forbidden from turning my eye and from closing my wallet. I am forbidden not only from ever demeaning him but I am obligated to restore him to his former dignity. These laws don’t make sense unless you understand that they were given by Hashem. That the function of these mitzvos is to understand that
“the children of Israel are servants to Me, whom I have taken of the Land of Egypt- I am Hashem”.
Our Parsha as well discusses idolatry the obligation to eradicate it, to have awe of the Temple, to observe the Shabbos, all of these ‘religious laws’ come with the death penalty. There is no religious freedom or liberty in the Torah society. Because it is not about social justice. It is about Divine justice. It is about bringing the world to a recognition that it has a Creator. That the Jew has a Master that he dedicates his entire life to listening to. That this Master is kind, is just, loves His children has created the world for their benefit. That these mitzvas were not made up by popular votes, by Primaries or Supreme courts or through any type of man-made democratic system. Rather they were given to us on Sinai. It’s not something you’ll get in a Poli Sci class, rather in a Poli Sinai class. Those are the elections that will count.
In our daily Amida/Shemona Esrei prayer and blessings when ask Hashem for our personal requests, He is described as many different things. He is Holy. He bequeaths knowledge. He is gracious and forgiving. He is our Redeemer and the Healer of the sick. Yet there is only one blessing that Hashem is described as loving something. In the blessing that we ask for the return to our former leadership, where we ask Hashem to remove from us the grief and despondency of that void of a Divine spiritual God driven leadership. We conclude the blessing with ‘Blessed are You Hashem the King who loves Charity and Justice.’ This blessing is the prelude to the blessing of the request for the great shofar to return the exiles back home. It is the prelude the return of Hashem to Jerusalem, the city he has already returned us to, but yet has to come back to. Hashem loves the principles of charity and justice that He gave to the world through his leaders, because it is only when the fallacies of all the other systems come to the forefront will we be ready to come back home.
We’re there boys and girls. If you haven’t started turning your eyes up to heaven and praying that He finally return us to that only system where His great Name will be recognized and made great in this world. If you still somehow are trying to fit and find yourself and our values in any of the political constructs that are out there or in the representation of any of their proponents or candidates, you’re selling yourselves, the world and Him short. Since there’s really no one to vote for this year anyways, I have an idea for the upcoming election. How about filling in God on your ballot. How about telling the world what- Who we are truly meant to be voting for. What we are praying for. Who really has our vote. That shouldn’t be harder than writing in Trump or Hillary. Should it?
Have an outstanding Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK

https://youtu.be/fs2vFiR0bUwAwesome video of NY Jews going to Morroco really cool scenes, customs, grave of son of Shlomo, and the Bais Hamikdash replica there..

https://youtu.be/FfrSKJ2xgS4 HaRabi acapella version

https://youtu.be/uRcc9wd1Cdw -Leiner Yodat another one of my favorite songs acapella version with blinkers as well! 


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK
                                                                                  
“Eyn oyg hot mer gloybn vi tsvey oyern”- Trust one eye more than two ears.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK

“You have friends some will rebuke you and some will praise you Love the rebukers and hate the praisers for the rebukers will bring you to the next world and the praisers will take you out of this world”

“‘When a man comes into the world his hands are clenched tight as if to say that the entire world is mine- I will inherit it. And when he leaves the world, his hands are open wide as if to say I have not inherited anything from this world”

“Even a non-Jew that studies Torah is like a Kohen Gadol/High Priest”

“He who studies Torah and does not teach has desecratd the Name of Hashem.”

"A man should always be accustomed to saying all that Hashem does is for good”

Rabbi Meir Baa;HaNes 14th of Iyar 121 CE this Sunday

RABBI MEIR BAAL HANEIS (Rabbi Meir, Master of Miracles) was a great sage who lived in the Mishnaic era. The name Meir, meaning "Illuminator" in Hebrew, was given to him because he “enlightened” the eyes of scholars in Torah study and to know the light of G-d. The epithet ‘Baal Haneis’ means "the master of miracles” which was added due to the wondrous miracles that G-d performs in his merit.

At the end of 66 CE, there was a Jewish revolt in Judea stemming from Greek and Jewish religious tension. According to the Talmud, Nero Claudius Caesar (37-68 CE) fifth and last Roman Emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, wanted to lead his army into battle against Jerusalem. He wished to determine if he would be successful in destroying her. He therefore shot arrows in all four directions. Miraculously they all fell towards Jerusalem. He took this as a heavenly sign that he would be victorious. He then asked a passing child to repeat the Scriptural verse he had learned that day. The child quoted a verse in Ezekiel 25-14 "I will take revenge of Edom, through the Jewish people". Nero became terrified. He said to himself, "G-d wants me to destroy His House and later avenge Himself in me!" Nero decided to flee to Rome and convert to Judaism to avoid Divine retribution. Vespasian was then dispatched in his stead to put down the rebellion. Jewish tradition reports that Rabbi Meir was a descendant of Emperor Nero.

Rabbi Meir studied under Rabbi Yishmael and then under Rabbi Akiva. He also studied under the famed scholar Elisha ben Avuya, who after becoming a heretic, renouncing the the concepts of Divine reward and punishment and becoming extremely anti-religious the rabbis of the Talmud refrained from relating teachings in his name and referred to him as Acher, the "Other One". Rabbi Meir however continued studying under him while at the same time using their relationship to implore him incessantly to repent his ways and return to the fold. When Elisha was on his deathbed Rabbi Meir was there and one last time begged him to repent. Elisha asked "After all I have done, will I still be accepted? Rabbi Meir said: Is it not written: You return a person to dust (Psalm 90:3) which means, even to the point that a life is ground to the dust one can return. Elisha ben Abuya cried and died. Rabbi Meir rejoiced and said "It seems to me that my teacher departed in a moment of repentance". When they buried him, a fierce fire came and began to burn his grave. They came and told Rabbi Meir: Your teacher's grave is burning. Rabbi Meir went out and spread his Tallis over Elisha's grave and prayed. The fire died down. When later generations questioned how it was permitted for Rabbi Meir to continue studying under Elisha even after he had soured, the response was given that Rabbi Meir was very great and he was able to take only the good and reject the bad.
Rabbi Meir became one of the greatest of the Tannaim. There are three hundred and thirty five laws in the Mishnah that are explicit quotes in the name of Rabbi Meir. In addition there is a rule in the Talmud that all anonymously authored opinions in the Mishnah are attributed to Rabbi Meir. One of the sages of the Talmud, Rav Acha Bar Chanina said There is no question that Rabbi Meir was the greatest scholar of his generation. Nevertheless, the final Halacha is not necessarily established according to his opinion because he was so brilliant, the greatest sages of his generation could not plumb the depth of his great genius and wisdom."
Rabbi Meir was married to Beruriah, one of the few women cited in the Talmud and famous for her great brilliance and wisdom. She was the daughter of Rabbi Chananiah ben Teradyon, one of the ten Jewish leaders martyred by the Roman Government. The Roman Government ordered that Rabbi Chanina and his wife be executed for teaching Torah publicly. They also decreed that their younger daughter (Beruriah's sister) be placed in a brothel. Beruriah asked Rabbi Meir to save her sister. Rabbi Meir took a bag of gold coins and went to the brothel disguised as a Roman horseman. He offered the money as a bribe to the guard. The guard replied, "When my supervisor comes, he will notice the prisoner missing and kill me." Rabbi Meir replied that when you are in danger - say the words, "God of Meir - answer me" and you will be saved." The guard wondered, "How can I be guaranteed that this will save me?" Rabbi Meir replied, "Look! There are man-eating dogs over there. I will go over to them and you will see for yourself." Rabbi Meir walked towards the dogs. They ran over to tear him apart. He cried out "God of Meir - answer me!", and the dogs retreated. The guard was thus convinced and handed over the girl to Rabbi Meir. When the brothel prison supervisors came, the guard bribed them with the money. Eventually, the money was exhausted, and the guard's deed was publicized. The government arrested the guard and sentenced him to death by hanging. When they tied the rope around his neck he cried out "God of Meir - answer me!" The rope tore and the guard escaped.
Rabbi Meir suffered great personal tragedy. He had two sons and a daughter. When his two dear sons suddenly passed away on the Sabbath, his wife Beruriah covered them and hid the news from him so as not to sadden him on this holy day. After the Sabbath she asked him, "What if someone gave me a great treasure to hold for him and he now demands that I return it, must I give it back?" "Of course" he replied, not realizing what she was leading up to. She took his hand and led him into the room where the two dead children lay. When she removed the cover and he realized the great tragedy, he began to cry. She confronted him "Didn't you just say that we must return the treasure to its owner? G-d gave them to us and now G-d took them back. May His name be blessed". In fact, you my dear husband taught that "one is required to bless G-d for the bad just like for the good." (Talmud, Berachot 48).
Rabbi Meir Baal Haneis passed away on the 14th day of the Hebrew month of Iyar. He is buried on the shores of Lake Kinneret, only a short distance from the city of Tiberius. The grave of Rabbi Meir Baal Haneis is one of the holiest sites in the Jewish world and thousands of people flock there to pray for their salvation.
Before his death, Rabbi Meir Baal Haneis promised - as his legacy to all generations - that he will personally intercede in Heaven, on behalf of anyone in distress, who will give charity to the poor in Israel in his memory.
To this very day it has been a sacred and hallowed tradition for Jews, in crisis or need, to recite the words “God of Meir - answer me!” while giving Tzedakah. Countless stories abound of men and women who during a personal crisis, experienced miraculous help when they gave charity to this holy fund in memory of Rabbi Meir Baal Haneis.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q. Harun al-Rashid belongs to the dynasty of:
A.    Umayya 
B.  Abbas
C.  Fatimids
D.  Ayyubids
  
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
Ok this is not me. This is Rashi talking. OK this is not Rashi talking this is his understanding of the simple understanding of the Torah. OK it’s not only Rashi its in fact a Gemara, the Midrash and other sources. Pretty much it’s Hashem. So don’t blame me. I’m just the messenger. I’m just underlining a Rashi that I’m sure you read this week as you reviewed the weekly Parsha. Don’t blame me.
The verse in this week’s Parsha says as follows
“I am Hashem Your God that I took you out of the land of Egypt to give you the land of Canaan to be for you as Elokim-God”
Rashi explains-
 ‘That anyone who lives in Eretz Yisrael I am for Him God, and he ho leaves it is as if he is worshiping other gods.’
Seemingly Rashi is noting the fact that the Torah enunciates the idea that I am Hashem your God is not a separate notion That Hashem took us out of Egypt merely to be our God. Rather he took us out to give us the land of Israel because only there can I be your God. If you live there I am your God if you don’t or worse leave there for the benefits and alternative ‘benefits’ and are willing to give up on that notion of Hashem being your god that can only happen in Israel-the you are no different than an idolator. The Talmud in Kesuvot calls someone who lives outside of the land is compared to someone who ‘has no god’. Ouch! Don’t blame me it’s the Rabbis in the Talmud.
 Our sages write even more harshly then Rashi the Tosefta in Avodah Zarah (5:2) that states as follows: “One should dwell in Israel even in a city where the majority of the population are idolaters rather than in the Diaspora in a city inhabited completely by Jews. This teaches us that living in Israel is equivalent to all the commandments of the Torah.” Meaning even if one’s Torah is greater, even if one’s education might better, certainly if it is only ones comfort level or livelihood is better. It is better to live in Eretz Yisrael rather than Chutz La’Aretz- the Diaspora- despite the fact that it might be halachically permissible to leave for those reasons. The proof the Talmud brings to this is that King David who left Israel to flee for his life referred to himself as an idolator for doing so, despite that it was certainly permissible to do so. Incidentally the opposite is true as well that despite the fact that one is living in a city that is full of gentiles, where there is so much danger of assimilation and connecting with them and losing one’s faith it is better to be in that situation then to live in the greatest Torah community in America, in the Diaspora, in a country where you are considered as if you have no god. That’s not me talking it’s a Rashi, it’s our sages, it’s the Torah. If you don’t get it. Maybe you don’t have a god. What did you think when you learned this Rashi? This Pasuk? I’m just asking. I would never offer my opinion…


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

14th  of Iyar May 11th 1960- Capture of Adolph Eichman Y’MSH-Agents of Israel's "Mossad" (Secret Service) captured Nazi leader Adolf Eichmann, chief architect of Hitler’s iniquitous “Final Solution,” in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Eichmann was in charge of all transportation required for the shipment of Jews to the extermination camps and implementing the "final solution" i.e. the extermination of the Jews. The height of his career was reached in Hungary, 1944, when he managed to transport 400,000 Jews to the gas chambers in less than five weeks, r”l. After the war, Eichmann fled to Argentina and lived under the assumed name of Ricardo Klement for ten years until Israeli Mossad agents abducted him on May 11, 1960 and smuggled him out of the country to stand trial in Yerushalayim for his crimes against the Jewish people, crimes against humanity and war crimes. Eichmann was captured through the efforts of Nazi hunter Simon Wiesenthal and the Israeli Mossad . He was put on trial in Israel, which was broadcast worldwide and featured the wrenching testimony of over one hundred witnesses, many of them Holocaust survivors. During the four months of the trial, Eichmann took the stand and used the defense that he was just obeying orders. "Why me," he asked. "Why not the local policemen, thousands of them? They would have been shot if they had refused to round up the Jews for the death camps. Everybody killed the Jews."
Eichmann was found guilty on all counts of crimes against humanity, convicted and sentenced to death by hanging. He was hanged at Ramleh Prison, on 27 Iyar 5722 - May 31, 1962, the only capital punishment ever carried out in Israel. His body was cremated and ashes scattered at sea, so that no nation would serve as Eichmann's final resting place.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S POLITICAL JOKES OF THE WEEK

What is the difference between Capitalism and Socialism? Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man…Socialism is the exact opposite

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. 

Here’s some great Ronald Reagan lines
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.”
“The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'. 
“'I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting'. 
Other great Politic Quotes
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. 

And finally one last Obama joke
Barak Obama is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to the child and says, 'What's in the box sonny?' To which the little boy says, 'Kittens, They're brand new kittens.'
Obama laughs and says, 'What kind of kittens are they?  'Democrats', the child says.
'Oh that's lovely, 'Obama smiles and he runs off.
A couple of days later Obama is running with his colleague George Bush and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead. Obama says to Bush, 'Watch this.' and they both jog over to the boy with the box.
Obama says, 'Look in the box George, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey son, tell my friend George what kind of kittens they are.'
The boy replies, 'They're Republicans.'
'What?' Obama says, 'I jogged by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's changed? 'Well, 'the child says, 'Their eyes are open now.'

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Answer is B – I don’t even stand on a chance on this question. I don’t even know if I did when I was studying for my exams. But certainly not now. After I passed my exam I deleted all information that I knew I would never need again. I have a small brain and a limited amount of space and frankly  I don’t care about the names or figures of all of the various arab dynasties and I still don’t. So I googled the answer for those of you that care and for my daughter Rivka who started cheating every Erev Shabbos and checking the E-Mail to see the answer to the weekly question. So that she knows it and ‘wins’ by the Shabbos table each week. But I’m on to her. I figure she doesn’t read this part of the answer so I guess we’ll find out this week. I guess I’ll find out if any of you read this far as well. If you do I’m impressed. Kol HaKavod