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Friday, May 31, 2024

Kerry's World- Parshat Bechukosai 2024 5784

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 May 31st 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 33 23rd of Iyar 5784

Parshat Bechukosai

Kerry’s World 

I’m not a John Kerry fan. I don’t like hypocrites. I don’t like billionaires, especially the ones that don’t donate to my shul. I was glad he didn’t become president back when he ran against Bush.  I was frustrated that when Obama was elected that he selected Kerry to become his secretary of State. In that position he made it a mission to pretty much persecute Israel, harassing us over our settlements, turning a blind eye to Iran’s nuclear programs, and made a fortune in his personal investments in Qatar and other oil rich companies. It’s even arguable that it’s his policies, his emboldening of Iran and his financing of terror and of legitimizing the “poor” Palestinian Authorities claims enriching them more and more are what led up to the war that we are in middle of. Thank you, John Kerry.

 Yet, this is the shemegegi that’s telling me that I have to watch out for my carbon footprint and shouldn’t use deodorant or drink with a plastic straw while he private jets all over the world collecting awards for creating awareness about the danger of climate change and receding oceans. According to Kerry, all of those terrible things were going to bring the end of the world already in 2019. We’re still here, John, the only threat to the end of the world though is that Iran Nuclear deal you pushed through… But hey, there’s no money in opposing that. Israelis don’t pay off as much, and we still use plastic straws.

 Now although not a Jew, Kerry was even a catholic altar boy, yet he’s got Jewish blood in him. His paternal grandparents, whose name was Kohn until they changed it, were in fact not only Jews who converted out, but his grandmother was a descendant of the brother of the famed Maharal Mi’Prague. I guess while the Maharal was famous for making a Golem, his brother succeeded in creating descendants who would give birth to one. Oy… when we Jews go off the path, we go far far off… We fall to depths that nobody else can fall to. It’s one of the hazards of having an elevated “chosen” soul that our nation has. It’s kind of like a beautiful white shirt. It gets dirtier when it falls in the mud, than anything else. Certainly more than those ripped-jeans-souls that the gentiles have where it doesn’t leave a stain.

 The one thing, though, about Kerry and the irony of his story and his family history is his name, which is perhaps the most appropriate for him. It’s one that amazingly makes sense- on a spiritual level that is, for a Jew to take when he’s trying to check out of our mamleches kohanim- our “Kohn” family divinely- chosen-nation, status and try to hide and bury it. For the name “Kerry”, would you believe it, is mentioned repeatedly in our parsha and it hits at perhaps the core difference between his worldview and ours. Between a God run world and one without. Between a blessing and a curse.

 This week we conclude the Book of Vayikra; the centerpiece of the entire five books. It is the sefer that separates the stories of how we were created and formed as a nation in Bereishis and Shemos, and the books of our journey from Sinai to the land of Israel in Bamidbar and Devarim. It’s the segue book. Interestingly enough, the first word and title of the book, Vayikra – and Hashem called to Moshe, is written with a small letter alef. It can thus be read as well “Va’yikar”- and He appeared, or more accurately and He happened upon him. The word Yekar- spelled yud kuf and reish are the same letters and root of a word that repeatedly shows up in the end of the book of Vayikra as well. The word is Kerri- happenstance. Check it out. It is in the long third aliya of the curses that will befall us if we don’t listen to the mitzvos and if we become instead “John Kerrys”

 And if, during these, you will not listen to Me, I will add another seven punishments for your sins:

I will break the pride of your strength and make your skies like iron and your land like copper.

Your strength will be expended  La’rik -in vain; your land will not yield its produce, neither will the tree of the earth give forth its fruit. (Vayikra 26:18-20)

 So that’s the first clue. The word la’rik- in vain, if you switch it around spells la’keri- by chance. Associating all that occurs in the world to happenstance and ignoring Hashem is vain. It’s a vain John Kerry worldview. But we don’t need any hints as to what this is all about. Look at the next verses.

 And if you treat Me as Kerry-happenstance, and you do not wish to listen to Me, I will add seven punishments corresponding to your sins:  will incite the wild beasts of the field against you, and they will bereave you, utterly destroy your livestock and diminish you, and your roads will become desolate. (ibid 26:22)

 Yeah, after October 7th we found out what those wild beasts of the field look like and what desolate roads of death smell like.

 And if, through these, you will still not be chastised [to return] to Me, and if you [continue to] treat Me-Kerry- happenstance. Then I too, will treat you b’Kerry- with happenstance. I will again add seven punishments for your sins: I will bring upon you an army that avenges the avenging of a covenant, and you will gather into your cities. I will incite the plague in your midst, and you will be delivered into the enemy's hands, (ibid 23-25)

 Anyone know who that army is? It’s Kerry’s army. But let’s continue.

 And if, despite this, you still do not listen to Me, still treating Me -b’Kerry-as happenstance, I will treat you with a Chamas- fury of -Kerry- happenstance, adding again seven [chastisements] for your sins:(ibid 27)

 Yes. That is the name of his army Hamas Kerry. You can’t make these things up…

You will eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters you will eat… My Spirit will reject you. I will lay your cities waste and make your holy places desolate, and I will not partake of your pleasant fragrances…I will make the Land desolate, …and I will unsheathe the sword after you. Your land will be desolate, and your cities will be laid waste. (ibid 28-31)

 So many of our sons, so many of our daughters devoured… so much desolate land and farms… so many without homes… so many of our pleasant fragrance prayers that Hashem is not answering…

 And those of you who survive I will bring fear in their hearts in the lands of their enemies, and the sound of a rustling leaf will pursue them; they will flee as one flees the sword, and they will fall, but there will be no pursuer. Each man will stumble over his brother, [fleeing] as if from the sword, but without a pursuer. You will not be able to stand up against your enemies. (ibid 36-38)

 So many terrifying sirens and noise all the times ring throughout this country, that terrify the families that went through so much. So many of our holy soldiers killed by “friendly fire” ‘stumbling over his brother as if from sword’. Yet there are no real pursuers there. Just a bunch of teenage idiots that we haven’t for some reason wiped off the face of the earth yet.

 You will become lost among the nations, and the land of your enemies will consume you. And because of their iniquity, those of you who survive will rot away in the lands of your enemies; moreover, they will rot away because the iniquities of their fathers are still within them.

 Those in the land of our “fre-nemies” won’t be spared either. {Good Sad Joke break- A Zionist and an anti-Zionist walk into a bar. The bartender says “we don’t serve Jews”…:} They will rot and be thrown in the same stench that the world has for us. They will be chased, persecuted and hunted like we are here. And in case you didn’t know why…

 They will then confess their iniquity and the iniquity of their fathers their betrayal that they dealt Me, and that they also treated Me as -Kerry- happenstance. Then I too, will treat them as-Kerry-  happenstance and bring them [back while] in the land of their enemies. If then, their clogged heart becomes humbled, then, [their sufferings] will gain appeasement for their iniquity. (ibid 38-40)

 And the world complains that Donald Trump is busy with putting his name everywhere. This guy Kerry’s got his name all over the parsha. He’s the core of all curses. He’s the essence of all that we’re suffering through. It’s why we still haven’t been redeemed and what we still haven’t been successful in fixing. It’s what the world will look like if rather than being the Kohn of the world that Hashem chose us to be, we become Baalei Keri. A nation that in some way has drunk the Kool-aid that sees the world and everything going on as stuff that “just happens”. The curses happen when we ignore the “Va’yikra-“the personal call of Hashem to each of us and instead we are “Va’yikar- we are Kerry. We just act as if things are happening without any calls from Hashem. We send His messages straight to voicemail. We mute the messages on our groups or archive them in some historic group that we feel is not relevant to us. We ghost Him and then He ghosts us right back.

 Do you know what a Kerry world is obsessed with? Climate control, global warming, melting icebergs, ozone layers, and carbon footprints. Don’t get me wrong, we are all partners in Creation and our first mandate is to take care of the garden of Hashem that this world is and to populate it and prosper and not destroy it. But there is a God that is watching over this world. It’s not going to get destroyed. It’s not going to implode, explode, melt or burn up. There’s no fear for the believer in Hashem. We can mess up this beautiful car that He’s driving us in, and we’re warned not to, but we don’t ever have to worry that He’s ever going to let it crash.

 A Kerry world is a godless one. It’s one that Hashem isn’t in control. It’s a world that there is no Vayikra- no constant call to mankind that is telling us that we are meant to shine His light into the world. The greatest threat to this world isn’t plastic straws, rather it’s licentiousness, it’s promiscuity, it’s false gods and religions. It’s when we throw out the Creator and think that things are just happening and that there is no ONE behind the wheel. That’s when the curses ramp up and up and up.

 We read this parsha each year in the end of the period of the counting of the Omer. Each day since pesach we recite a blessing and count until Shavuot-the day of the revelation of Hashem; Al sefirat ha’Omer- on the counting of the omer What is this blessing?

On Pesach we brought a sacrifice from the barley that was in the measurement of an omer, but what does that have to do with anything? If we’re counting from that date and sacrifice, the blessing should be al sefirat mei’ha’omer- from rather than of the omer. It’s just weird, if you think about it, to be honest. It’s like making a blessing al sefirat ha’16 ounces. At least let the blessing be al sefirat ha’ korban se’orah- the barley offering, or the korban omer- the omer measure sacrifice. Perhaps even more appropriately the count should be from the Exodus- from yetziat Mitzrayim or even better al sefirat la’kabbalat ha’torah.- for the receiving of the Torah. What’s this omer thing?

 Do you know what the gematria of omer is? 310. The same as Kerry. There he is again. Do you know what else the Zohar tells us has the numerology of 310? The word yeish- “There  is”. The ARI’Zl tells us that the word “yeish” in fact is an acronym of two words as well. Words and laws that last week’s parsha taught us all about; yovel and shemitta. “Yud” for yovel and“shin” for shemitta. Those are the two laws, that the curses above tell us, will all come if we do not observe them. Not observing yovel and shemitta is kerri. It’s saying that the land is mine. There is no Hashem. There is no call. There is no yeish. I’m the owner of the world and I therefore have to make sure that it doesn’t get globally warmed. I have to work it, because if I don’t then I won’t have crops. I won’t have what to eat. There’s no yeish- there’s only Kerry.

The counting of the Omer is the antidote to that. It’s the counting of the 310. It’s the movement- the yovel- which means movement, from the animal barley food to the bread of the Shavuot offering and the cutting of the wheat. It’s how we recognize that we are partners in Creation with Hashem rather than in place of Him. We do this by counting every single day. Counting each day tells me that each day counts. It doesn’t just happen. It’s there for me to do something. To accomplish. To move towards something. To reveal Hashem. To bring about the yeish. To say that there Is Hashem in the world. Every single day. Every single moment. It’s to transform the 310 of Kerry through the 310 of omer to the 310 of yeish and reveal it to the world.

 There have been too many numbers that we have been counting this past year. 1,459 of our brothers and sisters have been killed. 628 soldiers killed, 293 of them in battle since the start of the war. There are 11,549 casualties and injuries so far reported in this war. Many soldiers have lost limbs, trauma and are still on breathing machines or in comas. There over 200,000 evacuated from their homes in the North of Israel and the Gaza strip settlements. There are 124 hostages still in Gaza, of them it is assumed that over 30 are dead. And according to today’s Wikipedia update there is still one that is considered missing and unaccounted for. One…. Yes, isn’t that crazy? We still haven’t found Echad. We’re still looking for that One. We’re still walking and fighting in Kerry’s world.

 To be honest these numbers overwhelm me. It’s every day opening up the papers. It’s seeing the holy faces of the fallen sons, fathers and husbands. It’s seeing the posters, hearing the cries of the families of hostages, the empty yellow chairs and ribbons. I just want to tune it out. I just want to get back to touring. I just want to move on and I can’t process anymore. I can’t count. But that would be Kerry. That would be even worse than missing a day of counting the omer That would be ignoring the call., and Hashem this year is yelling at us to pick up the phone. To rise up. There is a revelation that will happen this year Shavuot. It will be on a mountain, but not in the wilderness, not in Sinai, but in Jerusalem. He will need us to be His Kohen’s to the world. He, as well is sick of our Kerry world. May this upcoming month of Sivan herald in the geula shlaima as we finally finish up our count.

  Have a blessed Shabbos and an uplifting chodesh of Sivan,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Di velt iz sheyn nor di mentshn machen zi mies.- The world is beautiful but people make it ugly

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

8. The Battle of Ain Jalut was fought between the Mamluks and the_____ .

According to Muslim tradition, which event took place on Laylat al-Qadr?

A The first time the Koran was sent down from heaven

B. The night the Hijrah began

C. The binding of Ishmael

D, The night journey and the ascent to heaven

 

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEYtUsQv3iA     – The latest funny Bardak wedding spoof commerical.

 https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/torah-hakedosha   - Getting closer to Shavuot… Here’s my incredible inspiring song of the Torah Hakedosha who should daven for us composed by my father’s Hachnasat sefer Torah Dovid Lowy on the amazing vocals and arrangements.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-pQXtHbZk –  MBD’s classic Refa’einu

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U-rbugZHOw  - Elazar Bitton Refainu beautiful medley for our soldiers..

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqRbVQIODiA   –  And one last one from Eli Herzlich a beautiful Refainu medley this last week of Iyar- Ani Hashem Rofecha…

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

Heal Us- There are so many injured, so many wounded, so may prayers being offered on behalf of those suffering from all that this war has wreaked upon our nation. Besides the daily psalms that we all pray for those that are sick and in the hospital that need a complete healing, we have our daily Shemona Esrei prayer that contains the heartfelt prayer of Refaienu- That Hashem should heal us. Every Jew knows somebody that they are davening for when they say that prayer. There is nothing like a sick person or someone that is at the door of death or undergoing some type of medical emergency that doesn’t have them in mind for this prayer.

 Fascinatingly enough the words which this prayer starts with comes from our haftorah this week. It is the final words of the haftorah which comes from Yirmiyahu’s prophecy to the Jewish people. What makes this fascinating though is that seemingly the haftorah has nothing to do with sick people, injured or diseases. Rather, its all about Yirmiyahu’s Mussar to our nation, which is why it was chosen, that contrasts a nation that has faith in Hashem and what will happen when we do and what happens if god forbid we don’t. You know that song Baruch Ha’Gever that we sing from bentching? That’s also comes from this haftorah. Blessed is the man that trusts in Hashem and Hashem is his trust. The other part of the verse is Arur Hagever- cursed is the man that trust in man and places it in the flesh of his arm and removes Hashem from his heart. Blessings and curses, just like our parsha for those that have faith and those that don’t. So what does healing the sick have to do with all of this, which is the conclusion of this Mussar of Yirmiyahu?

 The Baal Shem Tov explains another anomaly of this Mussar as to what this double language is. What does it mean that if we trust in Hashem and He is our trust? Isn’t that the same thing. Similarly in the blessing of refa’einu we also uniquely say Refa’einu Hashem V’nirafeh- Heal us and we will be healed. We don’t say redeem us and we shall be redeemed in the blessing of ge’ula or forgive us and we will be forgiven or return us and we will be returned. Only by the blessing of re’fainu do we find that terminology. The answer he explains is that many people have faith in Hashem. It’s easy to believe. There are no atheists in the foxhole and there is nobody that is in a serious medical situation that doesn’t pray. The question is though what happens after we pray and we don’t necessarily see the immediate results. What happens when we have faith and put our trust in Hashem and the hostages are not returned, the war is still going on, our children are still getting killed daily. Hamas and Hezbollah are still shooting, laughing and mocking us. What happens to our faith then?

That is the second part of the blessing and curse. It’s not just being the gever and that believes in Hashem, it’s being the one that continues to understand that Hashem is His guarantor. Hashem is still standing there watching over and in control of the situation. He is healing us, even though we may not feel or see that healing taking place. It’s as well why the prayer ends off with the description of Hashem as not only the healer but also the rachaman- the Merciful one. Doctors can heal but they disconnect from their patients. Hashem is the One that is not just a doctor, but we understand that the entire process of healing that we are going through is one of mercy. It’s coming from a Father in heaven that we can always trust is merciful in all He is doing. The curse comes when we trust in mortal doctors or in the strength and power of our own hands. When we do that, we are essentially replacing Hashem and there is no curse worse than that.

 The crux of all of our problems is that we suffer and our sick with a lack of that faith. We don’t see it. We need to be healed from it. It’s as well why in the blessing of Refa’einu we refer to Hashem as Hoshiyanu- our savior. It’s not just physical healing that we are seeking, it’s spiritual healing that the prophet Yirmiyahu is telling us about. We ask to be healed of this sickness of lack of faith ki tehilaseinu ata- because we want to sing to You Hashem, Because we want to rejoice with You. We can’t do that while we are being beaten down, while our enemies flourish. May Hashem answer those prayers and bless us with a refuah shlaima b’karov.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

701 BC-The Siege of Jerusalem- It’s Pesach Seder night in Jerusalem. The army of Sancheirev of over 180,000 gather to Jerusalem. Chizkiya as we said has stopped up the springs and fortified the broad walls, adding on the walls of the cities by building the houses into the walls. If one is in the Rova of Jerusalem today, head on over to the broad wall where I like to tell the story of what happened here that Pesach seder evening.

 Now the Navi tells us that the army of Sancherev was camped by the

ta’alat ha’breicha ha’elyona- the channel of the upper pool

Asher bi’mesillat sdei ha’koveis- on the path of the field of the washers.

 What pool? What washers? Where does this story take place specifically?

 Well like all good Jewish things there’s a debate among historians, archeologists and Tanach scholars.

 The first view is that this is North East of the old city near the Lion’s gate and Santa Anna where they’ve uncovered a pool which flows from the Shaar Ha’Perachim east of the Temple Mount. This view is supported by Josephus who describes in the North East of Jerusalem near the Rockfeller’s Museum today a place called the Matzeiva of the washers, which although is a little bit far from the old first temple walls, yet its close enough to carry on a conversation.

 The second view is a little further west near the Damascus gate also known as Shaar Shechem, by Chizkiya’s cave and 2nd Temple quarry. There a pool was found as well as some first temple artifact that can actually be viewed in Temple Tunnel tours. We’ll talk later about the significance of these caves which are seemingly a quarry for the second temple period, but recently they reopened these caves and I understand they have a nice movie there as well that includes this story.

 The third view of where this story took place is actually in the Mamilla area where they found pools that led down to the old city and many first temple remains as well. It’s crazy to think that where we have the beautiful new Mamilla mall today was once a place where there was terror and fear and an army of the likes that we had never seen attack our holy city and terrorizing the people within the wall.

 Ok now that we got the location down pat, next week we start to get to the people and the speech that was given here.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE JOHN KERRY/ENVIROMENTAL JOKES OF THE WEEK

 John Kerry walks into a bar. The Bartender says “Why such a long face…?”         

John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million before the Democratic convention. That's a lot of money. Yeah, Kerry has two ways to raise the $80 million: soliciting Democratic donors and going through his wife's purse.

 "There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'"

 John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there.

 Why Did the Chicken cross the road

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

 SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

 BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

 AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

 HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

 GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

 DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

 BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

 AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

 JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

 AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

 DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

 ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 I'm an environmental hipster. I believed in global warming before it was co... nevermind."

 What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican? A green bean.

 I heard about global warming... So now I leave my air conditioner on all the time. I know just one individual can't save the planet, but I do my best.

 Global warming is a joke. Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.

 According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we’ll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, basically nothing is going to change.

 Global warming can reduce terrorism. Because the isis melting.

 If you don't know what to talk about on a first date try mentioning Global Warming. It's a huge icebreaker.

I watched a movie about the dangers of global warming. Pretty good but it had an anticlimatic ending

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 The answer to this week”s question is A– So I think that this is the first one I got entirely wrong. And the truth is I really should’ve gotten it at least partially right if I went with my first instinct, which I didn’t. Right away I should’ve know that the battle of Ein Jalut was between the Mamaluks and the Mongols. It really is an important battle  in the lower galile area that pretty much kept Islam on the table in the world until today as the Mamaluks defeated them in an incredible battle. I knew that, yet for some reason, I doubted myself and answered Crusaders, which was a different battle that took place in the Gilad area… So I got that wrong. Part two as well, I first wanted to go with the revelation thing which is the correct answer but then switched to Muhammed going up and getting the prayer thing which was wrong. Interestingly enough these Muslims- like the Christians are such stinking unoriginal religion ganavim. The holiday is like their Shavuot, fascinatingly enough they say that they’re not sure what day at the end of the last ten days of Ramadan it is. Just like Moshe adding on a day for Shavuot which is also not described as a specific day in the Torah (just at the end of the counting of the Omer. Muslims even stay up and read Koran that night… Stinkin’ thieves..   So first one entirely wrong after 8 questions and the score thus is now.  Rabbi Schwartz 5.5 and Ministry of Tourism 2.5 on this exam so far.

Thursday, January 30, 2014

Confessions of a Global Warmer- Teruma-2014/5774

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 30th  2014 -Volume 4, Issue 17-30th  of Shevat 5774
Teruma
Confessions of a Global Warmer
 I confess, I probably have a big carbon footprint. I used to drive a GMC suburban and before that minivans and station wagons. We go through lots of and lots of garbage in the Schwartz home and pretty much until I moved to Seattle, where you have to pay for the garbage you throw out, per size of your can-while recycling was free, I never really recycled either. (Even then, once I'm confessing my sins already, I used to throw some garbage in the recycling bin…hey it was free and the neighbors would give me these bad looks if my garbage was too full and my recycling not full enough; c'mon you mean to tell me you never padded your recycling bin…). We also, as you know, go through lots of chulent in the Schwartz house and those after-effects can’t be too good for the environment as well.

The truth is I never really bought into this whole environmental thing. I am a skeptic by nature (excuse the pun) and Global warming, greenhouse emissions, sustainable energy, biodegradable and organic cornflakes just all seemed like a scam to me. I mean really is the planet really going to blow up or flood because of my deodorant or soda bottle. OK so we have a lot of garbage and waste and landfills emit gases, I know, I used to live near Staten Island and it smells. But we're smart we'll figure out a way to fix this carbon planet warming thing, if it really is happening. Meantime just leave me alone with my saturated fats and MSG preservatives and keep that corn syrup coming.

Oh… I think we've moved from the planet thing to my diet by now. But you see it's all the same thing to me. Its stuff that my wife, who is much more environmentally and health conscious (which is not saying much, I know, as I'm pretty much admittedly delusional on all of these things) nags me about. I'm sorry- corrects me about. We have three cabinets full of remedies and ancient Chinese herbs. There might even be a little old Chinese lady there as well in the back of my cabinet refilling them all the time for all I know because it just grows every day. All the cereals in our cabinet are grown by hand by some guy in Oklahoma whose cows have never seen a hormone in their life, whose grains have all been watered with natural spring water and who has taken an oath never to litter and to pay double minimum wage for American labor only. The final straw for me was when I came home one day and saw her with this spiral rolled up wax paper thing in one of my kid's ears on fire sucking out the "ear-ache" in a "natural way. Actually that one worked.  Truth is there really isn't a final straw. I've given up. She's trained me. A few times of  having to go back to the store to return the "poison" items or the non-healthy stuff has taught me to not change the shopping list. If I must buy something different-separate receipt, eat it in the car and chuck the guilty planet damaging wrapper in my neighbors garbage before I come home. Yet somehow she always knows. She's got this radar about me. I married a smart one.

I've changed a bit since moving to Israel though. I actually have started to care a lot more about the planet. Well, maybe not the planet, but certainly about the land of Israel. I tour a lot. I love this country. Litter has started to bother me. When I hike I pick up bottles and trash. I even glare at people that leave things around. I started to care about water usage. I turn off my shower when I soap. I still can’t stand the fact that I have to wait for hot water till that solar powered Dood switch heats it up for me, but I respect it. I even started eating salads-besides chummus and techina J. When I visit agricultural places in this country and see how incredible the things that we grow are and how much care is put into maintaining their healthy natural state, I marvel and am proud. Forests, trees, cows, sheep, desert growth, the Dead Sea rehabilitation efforts, so much effort and energy is put into trying to keep and restore this country as close as possible to the pristine way that Hashem created it and meant it to be, it inspires me. I guess before I moved here I really never connected in that way with the world and with nature. Truth is maybe I never really connected that way with myself.

Now what does all this have to do with this week's Torah portion, you want to know. I'm not sure. That's what happens when you digress. But let's try to reconstruct the thought process together, in an organic way, of course. This week's Parsha of Teruma is one big long description of the building of the sanctuary/tabernacle for Hashem. V'Asu Li Mikdash V'Shochanti B'Socham-Make for me a temple and I will dwell amongst them( the Jewish people) Like all that I show you, the structure of the tabernacle and the structure of the vessels and so you should do." The portion then goes through elaborate details on how to construct the Mishkan, the exact measurements and designs are all given. The commentaries all seem to struggle though with the notion that all of this as the verse says was shown to Moshe on Sinai,. Why was it so necessary for Hashem to give Moshe that vision in advance? When it comes to the making of the Menora the Torah even explicitly says "and you shall see and make the form that you are shown on the mountain" Rashi quotes the Talmud that tells us that Moshe struggled with the construction of the menorah in particular and in fact Hashem told him to throw the block of gold in fire and wadda-boom-wadda-bing the Menorah popped out by itself. Ding! Like a gold plated pop-tart J. What was so difficult about building this house of God? Moshe had the best architects in the world with him all under the leadership of Betzalel, who had extra- divine wisdom granted to him. He had a team of people that had been building pyramids for centuries. "My grandfathers grandfather was building these things before you were out of your papyrus Egyptian diapers" was I'm sure the response of most of the people that signed up for the jobs. This was a pretty small and modest wooden portable structure with a few gold, silver and copper vessels and some fancy tie-dyed woolen skins on top. Did Hashem really need to show Moshe up on the mountain how to build this thing?

The answer I believe is that Moshe's difficulty wasn't as much with the construction as it was with his understanding that this would be a place where Hashem's glory could truly reside. Anyone can build a building-well at least anyone with a bit of training. The Jews could build pyramids for Pharaoh. But a house for Hashem?! What does that even mean? My children sing a song (at least the older ones did in the States when they were little-I'm not sure if there is an Israeli version of the classic Uncle Moishy) Hashem is here, Hashem is there, Hashem is truly everywhere. Up-Up ,Down- Down, Right Left and all around, Here- there and everywhere that's where he can be found-(repeat until Daddy yells at you to be quiet already your giving him a headache). If Uncle Moishy is right, how can we confine Hashem to a place? He's everywhere.

To that Hashem tells Moshe, let me show you Moshe the answer is here on Mt. Sinai. The answer is that I brought you and this nation out so that they may serve me on this mountain. The answer is that I will dwell amongst them-as our sages explain within each and every one of you. You're right Moshe. Man alone cannot build me a building to dwell in but the objective isn't to have merely a building for me, the objective is for me to dwell within each Jew. The Temple/Tabernacle is to be the place where we return to that moment on Sinai, when none of us doubted that Hashem could be found in each of us. We heard Him say "I am Hashem" our souls were one with their Maker. He wasn't just here there and everywhere. He was within each of us. We were godly. If we were Godly then we could reveal that godliness in the world. The Mishkan would be the place where we tapped into the Hashem that is in each of us and after we recognize that we would see the Hashem that we could build and reveal out of the wood, the gold, the nuts, the bolts, the sheep and tachash skins and eventually shine that light out of Hashem's glory that is found in the entire world.

I'm still not an environmentalist. I really don't believe that we are risk from melting icebergs in Antarctica. It will probably take a lot to convince me of the efficacy of little pellets called dung-poo-gan for rashes and that Melaluca laundry detergent will save our planet (although my wife sells it if you want). But I do believe that we are meant to look at the world as the Temple of Hashem. We are meant to look at our bodies as the Mishkan that hosts the Shechina/the Divine presence. That's pretty heavy. (OK no jokes now…J). No, I really mean  it. The way that we treat the world and interact with it, has to be one in which we consider not merely how we can get the most bang out of it for ourselves, but rather are we treating it the way that shows respect and awe of the Divine presence that resides in it. Does that mean recycling? Does that mean not wasting resources? It certainly means not littering. What a different world it would be if we looked it at that way. The way it really is. Hashem is there. In the rocks, in the trees, in the oceans and in our backyards.

It is true as well for our bodies. The way we/I should be treating them. Hashem is within us. Is all that we imbibe or ingest fitting for the person that has within him or her the spirit of Hashem? The King of all Kings. Our Creator. The source of all holiness. I had a Rebbi once who pointed out to me how bizarre it would seem to be standing on line at the ice cream store and imagine if you would see Reb Chaim Kanievsky (one of the great elder Rabbis of our generation) standing in front of you in line. Can you imagine him turning to the ice cream guy and saying "I'll have some chocolate and vanilla mixed- the soft ice cream and sprinkles and crunch with caramel and hot fudge on top. You can hold the whipped cream though". It wouldn't just be bizarre it would be unimaginable. Not just because he wouldn't know how to get to an ice cream store and certainly wouldn't know what to order. But because he would recognize that an order like that is for someone that is absorbed with the physicality of his existence, our basest animal side and is totally disconnected (at least at that moment) from the fact that there is the holiest spirit in the world residing within every breath that we take.

We are meant to eat and to enjoy this world but it is with a sense of uplifting our soul. Of bringing honor and glory to the spiritual essence of what we truly are. But we forget that... We don't have a temple to remind us of holy we are. Our sages tell us that when the Divine presence left the Temple it continues to reside in the study of the Torah, in the places of Jewish law, in our sanctuaries our synagogues and yes even still within each and every one of us. When we study and read Torah portions like this and all of the upcoming ones. We should remember about our holy spirit, we should look at the glorious heavenly world that is around us and perhaps just perhaps we may merit to reveal a little more Godliness that will shine out to the world. At least creating that Godly handprint in all of his creation.
Have an exquisite Shabbos and a Spectaculous Rosh Chodesh,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
  
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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S   QUOTES OF THE WEEK
"The way to come to love and fear God is by contemplating God's amazing words and creations and seeing the infinite wisdom expressed in them. This will bring one to love God and want to praise and glorify God. One will experience tremendous longing and yearning to know God's great name."- Maimonides

"The energy contained in nature, in the earth and its waters, in the atom and the sunshine will not avail us if we fail to activate the most precious vital energy: the moral-spiritual energy inherent in humankind, in the inner recesses of our being, in our mysterious, uncompromising, unfathomable and divinely inspired soul".- David Ben Gurion 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL GEMATRIA OF THE WEEK
Hashem commands for the Jewish people to "take for me a donation- Vi'yikchu Li Teruma"
Seemingly the proper term should be to give to me. Our sages teaches that one who gives ultimately will receive. The gematria for
Vi'yikchu Li Teruma
130+      40+   651=   821
Fascinatingly enough also equals
 Shefa Bracha V'Hatzlacha = an abundance of blessing and success
450+     227+      144= 821


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(answer below at end of Email)
The "Transfiguration" of the J-man (Christianity) in front of his disciples Peter, James and John takes place on which mountain
a)  Karantal  
b)  Tabor
c)  Mt. of Olives
d)  Har Ha'Kefitza / Mt. Precipice

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JOKE OF THE WEEK
This 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the pearly gates, the angel took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they oohed and aahed, the old man asked the angel how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied. "This is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course in the backyard. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course would change to a new one, representing the great golf courses on Earth.
The old man asked, "What are the greens fees?"
The angel's reply, "This is Heaven -- you play for free."
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man.
"Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it's FREE!" The angel replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
The angel lectured, "That's the best part -- you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly.
The angel and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here 10 years ago!"

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S  SIMPSONS YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK

Global warming solution from the Simpsons

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL PLACES IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-

Machon Hamikdash/Temple Institute- Jerusalem- The temple institute is somewhat of a controversial place but it certainly is cool to visit. The institute which is dedicated to rebuilding the Temple on the Mount and encourages visits to the Temple mount has taken upon itself the recreating of the vessels and garments as described in halacha that were used in the Temple. To date over 90 such objects have been made including the garments of the Kohen. Regardless of whether or not you approve of their agenda it is still a pretty cool place to see and get a feel for what the temple was like and the tabernacle as well from their models. May we merit to see the Temple rebuilt again soon.

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RABBI SCHWARTZ' S EXAM ANSWER OF THE WEEK
Answer is B:  Whenever I have these Christianity questions I debate whether to share them with you.. But I just want to give my faithful readers who have made it this far a taste of the silly information the Jewish ministry of information requires us to know to get our licenses (don't get me wrong-I know that there are tons of Christian tourists and they are probably even the majority so I get it but I just wish that tour guides like me who pretty much are here to show Jewish Israel-whether it's to Jews or gentiles could opt out of this stuff). Anywasy Tabor is where they claim the big miracle where Moshe and Eliyahu and you-know-who all morphed together with some heavenly light…yada yada.. Precipice is where the Jews threw him off a mountain and he didn’t die. Karantal is where he stayed forty days and nights (sound familiar-I wonder where they got that from?) as satan tried to tempt him. And Mt of Olives is where he camped out before he went to be killed and where he wept.