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Thursday, February 7, 2019

Yoni's Temple- Parshat Teruma 5779 / 2019


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
February 8th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 19-3rd of Adar I 5779

Parshat Terumah
Yoni’s Temple

Yoni’s an interesting guy. I like interesting guys. Many of us have dreams in life. I dream of having a car that doesn’t require me to spend half of today at the mechanic with. I have tourists that really dream of moving to Israel…one day. My wife dreamed of having 15 children, preferably boys with long curly chasidish payos. My kids dream that I won’t spend another whole week at home without tours, like this past one… Getting on their nerves. I call it parenting. But I think they believe I should leave that to their Mom. I don’t know all the rules and protocols. They’re probably right. Yoni however is not just a dreamer. Unlike all of the above. Yoni is actually doing something to fulfill his dream. He’s building the Beis HaMikdash.

OK let me back up a bit. He’s not really building the Temple in Yerushalayim. He doesn’t even in live in Yerushalayim. But he’s doing pretty much everything that needs to be done so that the second that shofar blast comes he will be already to get everything together to make it happen. His home, Beit HaMokeid, in Mitzpe Yericho is the training ground for his work and it is truly mind-blowing.
 On my most recent visit there with some of my tourists Yoni showed us his different centers. He first showed us the different shofars he has acquired. There are some for the Levi’im, some that are straight and some curved as well as some that would be trumpets. He’s got us covered. He showed us different spices he put together that are identified in the ketores/incense that would be used in the Temple. He spent years researching them. We even got to burn some. {There is a prohibition to make ketores for your own personal use but that is only with the precise measurements, Yoni assured us. And he knows…}.

He showed us the techelet that he discovered, which he believes is different than the ones that they sell in the stores. Don’t ask him why… It’s a really long conversation… He went scuba diving for these sea horses and is positive that they meet all the criteria described by our sages. He even gave us a glass of wine that he is positive is the only wine that can be used in the Beit Hamikdash. Because as he pointed out all of the wines in Israel today come from vines from France, Italy and California. Cabernets Bordeaux’s and Merlots. Beit HaMikdash wine has to come from vines that are indigenous to Israel. So he went digging for ancient vines after he met with all the top viticulturists (I googled that word) and archeologists in Israel. He then planted the vines and he just got the first batch of the fifth year vintage (you have to wait until the fifth year crop till you can drink it). He wasn’t sharing any. He says we may need it any day.

We walked around his yard. He is raising native Israel origin sheep and goats that are blemish free. None of those mixed breeds from other countries. He wants the ones that Avraham and Yaakov most likely shepherded and that were used in ancient time. He actually regularly shechts some as he has “sacrifice workshops” he runs for Kohanim. I’m not making this up.

He showed us where he hopes to get a martial arts expert to train little Kohen kids and adults how to grind wheat with their hand, which seems to be the law. I trust him on that and we tried it and it is not easy. Also he pointed out the Kohanim have to walk around barefoot and so their feet need to be really strong. Lots of running. I’m a first-born and supposedly the service is supposed to return to us. But I didn’t say anything, to him. I just might have to be the Kohen that sticks with BBQing the meat. I’m good at that.

Yoni is certainly a dreamer. But he’s not sitting back waiting for it to happen. More than anyone I know he is living and breathing daily the redemption. And I am too every time I visit him.
This week’s Torah portion begins the next phase of the Torah. Story time is over. No more plagues, no more revelations on Sinai, no more brotherly fights and Egyptian drama for a while. It’s nuts and bolts time. Building the Mishkan /Tabernacle with all its different parts and vessels. The measurements, the materials the method of building this house where the Divine presence would dwell are not the most fascinating part of the Torah to me. I can barely figure out how to put schach on my permanent sukkah. But after visiting Yoni, I decided to give it another peek.
The portion begins with the Hashem commanding Moshe to take up a collection from everyone who’s hearts are inspired to bring all the necessary materials to build the Mishkan. After all this  He commands

V’Asu li Mikdash V’Shachanti B’Sochum- And you shall make me a Mikdash-Temple and I will dwell amongst you.

It then continues and says

All that I show you the construction of the Mishkan and the construction of its vessels and so shall you do.

The strange thing that jumped out at me is that in the first verse it is called a Mikdash and then it is referred to as the building of the Mishkan. The mikdash/temple is a long way off. The temporary Tabernacle is seemingly what they were building.  Rashi therefore seemingly troubled by this notes, that the first verse is not referring to ‘the’ Temple, rather mikdash is just a term for a ‘house of holiness” that we should make for Hashem’s name. Only at the end of the second verse where it commands you “so you shall do” is the Torah referencing the Temple that will be in Jerusalem, or as Rashi puts it ‘l’doros’- for future generations.

Rav Moshe Feinstien has an incredible insight here. He asks how is it possible to make a house that is holy? Only Hashem can make a place holy. We can only make a house and hope He resides his divine presence in it. His answer is that we in fact can. If we recognize that everything we have is from Hashem, it already is holy. We merely need to give it to Him. Uplift it for Him. Holy things are built out of holy materials. Holy materials become holy when a Jew reveals the spark of holiness in it; when he brings it up to Hashem. It’s why, suggests Rav Moshe, the Torah tells us what is needed before telling us what is to be built. First we need to sanctify it all and give it with heart. Only then is it a house of holiness that can then be a place where the divine presence will rest.

This is a command, for generations. The Chasidic Rebbes note that every Jew in every generation has the command to build a “house of holiness”. How do you build that house? Ask Yoni. He would tell you that everything has to be done by the “Book”. The way the Torah tells us. No cheap French wine knockoffs. As well everything has to be done with heart. Asher yidveno libo- he whose heart inspires him. If you’re holding back, it’s because you’re having a hard time wrapping your brain around the fact that none of it is yours anyways. It’s all from Hashem. We’re just here to unveil those sparks. But perhaps most importantly we have to believe that we really could build that house. Build a house for Hashem. Hmmmmm. I can barely get my house nice enough for my Mother-in-Law (J). A house for Hashem?

That’s why you need to visit Yoni. The Sefat Emet reads the first words of our Torah portion homiletically. It begins
Vayikchu li teruma me’eis kol ish…- A person should take for Me something uplifting from every person.

We need to learn from everyone. Yoni isn’t just everyone. He’s just a Jew that doesn’t just dream or daven, but really is working to build the beis hamikdash. He knows that Hashem put him and us here for one purpose and one purpose only; to bring his presence down to this earth. And if Hashem chose us to be here, He probably knows what He was doing. So we could do it. He is doing it. And I hope to be there right there by his side…. I really want to taste that wine. It would certainly be a hit by our Purim Seuda.

Have a dreamy Shabbos!
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Men ken machen dem cholem grosser vi di nacht..”– You can make a dream bigger than the night..

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/GdnxER4EbPY   – For those that missed it Nachum Segals Halftime show. From what I understand the only thing worth watching at this years Superbowl

https://youtu.be/mPmR7bzw7ng  -Here’s yoni showing off the beginning of the mizabyach he is building

https://youtu.be/SEWLf673MKY  - The Crockpot show- Not Ben Shapiro-Mordechai Shapiro…. Strangest interview ever. It is painfully hilarious if you can watch it.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpRIBwFYjU   -  Once we’re on the subject of dreams here’s Shulem Lemmer doing A Million Dreams beautiful!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The following were the first to break into the old city of Jerusalem in the Six Day War:
A. The Har’el and the Jerusalem Brigade
B. The Paratroopers and the Jerusalem Brigade
C. The tank reconnaissance and the Har’el Brigade
D. The Paratroopers and Golani Brigade

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Teruma– There’s a rule our sages tell us that divrey torah “aniyim b’makom echad v’ashirim b;makom acher”- the words of the Torah are ‘poor’ in one place and are ‘enriched’ in another. Meaning that if one place you feel that you are missing something, then look around a bit, you may find the treasure you seek someplace else. Not everyone knows that they are poor though. A lamdan, however never reads things simply. He asks questions many times that might seem obvious but that others might just move ahead with. He then looks for the treasure that will enrich the text someplace else.

In this week’s Torah portion the Torah tells us the material used in the building of the Mishkan/ Tabernacle. It lists the necessary building materials that would be used. Let’s see if you can spot which of these things are not like the other to quote Sesame Street.
Shemos (25:3) and this is the portion you shall take from them: gold, silver and copper; techelet (blue wool) purple wool and scarlet wool; and linen and goats. Red dyed ram skins and tachash skins and Shittim wood.
So which of these things are not building materials? Beehhh… you get it? Yes, goats seemingly are not things you build with. Rashi therefore notes that the goats are in fact goat’s hair. So most of us would be fine with that, but not the Brisker Rav. See when I’m in the mood steak I usually ask for some cow. I just think it’s a cute way to ask for it. But the Torah is not cute. Why say goats and not specify the hairs of goats? The next verse tells us that they took skins of rams and tachashim (a mysterious animal). So why not say hairs of goats?

Zugt the Brisker Rav, looks someplace else. In the portion of Vayakhel in the recounting of what was brought the Torah tells us
Shemos (35:25) All the women whose hearts inspired them with wisdom spun the goats.

Those of you that review the parsha each week with Rashi should already get a feeling where we are going with this. So Rashi explains over there that they would spin the fleece while it was still on the goats. (The seforno explains that goats here loses its luster each time it is handled so in order to maximize its shine they would do it on the goats). The Rav notes however the context of this verse is just a recapping of what everyone brought, the other verses don’t tell us that how they made anything; not how the wood was carved, how the wools were dyed. Why is it telling us how the goats hair was spun?

So if you put the two pieces together you have an answer. They actually brought goats as it tells us in our Torah portion. As opposed to everything else that was inanimate the goats had to be brought live. Why? So look in parshat Vayakhel where the words are enriched and the reason given is because the women needed to weave on the goats themselves. And there you have it do you feel enriched?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Mt. Blessing and Curse 1272 BC – At this point I am writing this column with my finger in my tanach. We’ll see what I do once we finish the tanach period. The problem however comes when you realize that Tanach is not necessarily in chronological order. Or as our sages tell us ein mukdom u’miuchar batorah- there is no earlier and later in the Torah. It’s not a history book. Was never meant to be one. So therefore when I arrived at the next story I realized that we had gone out of order. Oh well, there’s a lesson in that as well.

See the day that we crossed the Jordan River into Israel, we marched all the way up to the two mountains in the middle of the Shomron. It’s about 40 or so miles (67 KM). According to google maps only a good 15 hour journey. Not bad for a million or so people to do in one day. They brought with them the 12 stones that they hauled out of the Jordan River and then Yehoshuah wrote “the Torah” on them in 70 languages. What exactly “The Torah means is up for debate. Some see it as just the blessings and curses that were recited on the mountain to the entire nation, while half stood on one mountain and half on the other. Other sages see it as the entire Torah so that all the nations could come and read it, despite the fact that it was plastered over. And yet other commentaries believe it was merely the 10 commandments or the book of Devarim written by Moshe. Whatever it was it was certainly monumental. Literally.

So seemingly these two mountains should not be too hard to place. Some of the commentaries explain that it was particularly written not in chronological order after the story of the battle of Yericho and Ai because it was giving us the geographical “Waze” directions to get there. Pointing out the miracle that they passed all these enemy cities on that day that we came in to Israel and no one started up with us.

In fact, if you are in the Shomron near Shechem there are two mountains Mt. Gerizim is the mount of Bracha and Eival the curse. In fact, Gerizim is well preserved as the Shomronim that live there- basically these phony Jews that date themselves back to the first Temple, actually believe that Har Bracha is the Temple Mount and they offer sacrifices there. Which is certainly cool to see. It would make sense that these are the mountains as the Torah tells us they are near Elon Moreh which we know is Shechem.

But not everything is always as it seems. See the Torah tells us it is near Gilgal as well and this is not near Gilgal which is closer to Yericho. It’s also not near the Jordan River which as well is mentioned in the Torah as part of its location. Also as those who are there can see it is really quite impossible for half to be on one mountain and the other half to be on the other and for them to actually see and certainly not hear what is going on from the valley in between. Unless it was miraculous which is certainly the opinion of the Bavli it would seem.

 The Yerushalmi on the other hand quotes an opinion that it is not the mountains near Shechem rather it was too small hills they formed near Gilgal. Yeah, that’s what tour guiding in the Jewish country is like. Whenever you think you find something there will always be someone else that says it’s not for real. But that’s part of the fun of touring. You always get to learn and appreciate the texts and descriptions as something practical- as its meant to be- rather than some Tolkien map of some make believe Hobbit world.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S DREAM JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Iranian president Rouhani calls Trump and tells him, "Donald, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Trump asks.
 Hassan replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Trump says, "You know, Hassan, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Hassan asks.
Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."

 Moshe was talking to his psychiatrist. "I had a weird dream recently," he says.
 "I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face. I found this so worrying that I immediately awoke and couldn't get back to sleep. I just stayed there thinking about it until 7am. I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here. Can you please help me explain the meaning of my dream?"
The psychiatrist kept silent for some time, then said, "One slice of toast and coffee? Do you call that a breakfast?"

A minister told his friend Rabbi Goldman, "Last night, I dreamed of the Jewish Heaven. It was a slum, and it was overflowing with people – running, playing, talking, sitting – doing all sorts of things. But the dream, and the noise, was so terrific that I woke up."
The rabbi said, "Really? Last night, I dreamed of the Protestant Heaven. It was a nice, proper suburb, with neatly trimmed lawns, and houses all neatly lined up."
"And how did the people behave?" asked the minister.
"What people?"

A woman woke up one morning and told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s Day. What do you think it means?”
Her husband replied, “You’ll know tonight!”
His wife was ecstatic. Her heart melted in romance as she anticipated her husband’s gift.
That evening the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Excited and delighted, she opened it and found inside a book entitled: “The Meaning of Dreams.”

And while we’re on the subject..
Yankel was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning Yankel got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Yankel has been missing since Friday.
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Answer is B–  I love multiple choice questions particularly these when you have two factors in every question because then you can really narrow it down. Truth is I wasn’t sure if it was Jerusalem brigade or Harel brigade, but I definitely knew that it was the Paratroopers. So it was easy to then narrow it down, because it certainly wasn’t the Golani and so I continue with the  score is Schwartz 15 and 1 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.

Friday, September 14, 2018

Goat to Zell- Parshat Vayelech-Yom Kippur edition 2018 / 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
September 14th 2018 -Volume 8 Issue 47 5th  Tishrei 5779!!!

Parshat Vayelech/ Yom Kippur

(what a terrible title)

Jewish phrases have meaning and depth. I’m not just talking about the words of our sages and prophets, I’m talking about the average Yankel and Berel. Their slang, their vernacular has depth and meaning and is many times rooted in deep tradition and wisdom. Our sages tell us that when in doubt about something go check out what the “amcha” – the regular guy on the street has to say or does. The collective wisdom of the Jewish people “if they are not prophets they are sons of prophets.” It’s why I like to add the Yiddish quote of the week in  my E-Mail. When I write those pearls of wisdom, I hear the amcha, I hear the genius and perhaps even the prophecy of our people in their simple day to day phrases.

Now I don’t know how far you can take this thing. But I’ve always liked to push the line and there is no greater “amcha” then your typical Israeli on the street. The wagon drivers, water carriers and peddlers of old are the modern day taxi drivers, barkeeps and guys that sell stuff in the shuk. Now the eengleesh words that they tranzleeterrchrait here don’t count of course, like logeestika, or mahnumentalit, or autobooz. I’m talking about the Israeli words that have depth to them. It’s before Yom Kippur so there’s one in particular that sticks out. I heard it first when I got into an argument with an Israeli that I was upset about for not doing what he had told me he was supposed to do and I refused to pay him therefore in full. I was more than happy to pay him for what he did. Just not for what he didn’t. He for some reason didn’t understand that logic. And after a few minutes of elevated discussion when he realized that I had lived here a few months already and was no longer a freiyer- another great Israeli word for sucker, but literally means a “free person” imaginably someone who pays for free things. He then told me quite agitatedly

“Lech La’Azazel- go to Azazel”

Now in America I am familiar with a different place they would tell people you were upset with to go to. It ended with double hockey sticks and kind of rhymes with Azazel. But I guess here in Israel as frustrated as you might be with someone you would never ever tell them to down there. So we came up with an alternate place for people you were upset with to go to. A biblical place certainly and in fact a place I visit quite often with my tourists in the Judean desert; Azazel mountain. For those that fall asleep during the lengthy part of the Yom Kippur service and missed the Torah portion of Acharey Mot that we read on that day as well- hey, it’s a long service I sympathize with you and I’m here to give you the short version. Ok maybe not that short… but it’s not nearly as many pages as your prayer book. Anyways it’s the tallest mountain in the Desert,, about 12 km from Jerusalem that the Kohen would one of the twin goats that were chosen by lottery to the cliff and chuck it and all the sins of the Jewish people off the mountain. Meanwhile his twin brother was taken as an offering in the Holy Temple. When the scapegoat, yes that’s another one of those Jewish terms we coined, was thrown off the mountain and atonement was achieved the red string hanging in the temple would miraculously turn to white and it would be a sign all our sins had been forgiven. So that’s where the guy was telling me to go. Hmmm strange.. is he telling me to jump off a cliff? Is he saying I need atonement?

Now being interested in this phrase I researched its advent into the lingua franca or hebraica of the country. As it seems that a lot of people are being told to go there. It’s actually a pretty cool story. It seems the first time the phrase was coined was in 1927 by none other a great Yiddish speaker and enthusiast Chaim Nachman Bialik was walking down the street in Tel Aviv speaking to his friend in Yiddish. He was accosted by Aharon Nachmani, a young and zealous member of the Battalion for the Defence of the Language, a group dedicated to policing the exclusive use of Hebrew among Palestine Jews. Can you imagine if they had a organization like that today? We would be in serious trouble. But for that matter so would many peetza and amboorger eating Izraelees. So he approached Bialik and shouted “Bialik, speak Hebrew!” to which the annoyed Bialik responded, “Lech le'azazel!”

This could have been the end of the story, but Nachmani went to court and sued Bialik for insulting him. In his defence, Bialik wrote:

“It is possible that the word is a bit harsh according to its regular use in the marketplace, but according to its accurate and real meaning, it is a name of a mountain in the desert, not far from Jerusalem a two-three hour walk in the Judean Desert. And this place, in my opinion, is pretty dignified place for that man to take a walk in.”

 Nachmani withdrew his lawsuit and was charged 180 prutot in court fees. I wonder if he appreciated the irony of paying 10 times chai to Azazel.

Now what it this sacrifice and ritual really about. It definitely should rank up there with some of the more bizarre ones in our tradition to our western mindset worldview. And we’ve got a lot of competition for that title. Listen to the clip of the Country Yossi ‘Cuz I’m a Jew’ to hear all of those in the running. The commentaries have a field day trying to figure it out. The Ibn Ezra cryptically says that whoever understands the secret of 33 will find the answer. Now I know Baskin Robbins 31 flavours. What’s 33?

The Ramban explains the 33 secret by explaining that if one counts 33 verses from the verse that talks about the Azazel you arrive at the pasuk
Vayikra (17:7) And they shall no longer slaughter their sacrifices to the se’irim-demons after which they stray. This shall be an eternal statute for them, for [all] their
generations.

The word for demons, sei’rim is also the word for goats, and there you have it. It seems that the Jews worshipped idols with goats, so to rectify that Hashem commands us to take that goat and chuck it off the mountain, thus taking our former idolatry and turning it into a mitzva. This is a secret and although I’m 33 for like 15 years or so now, it doesn’t really speak to me. I was never into idolatry and although I haven’t really eaten goat steaks, I’ve heard their pretty good and wouldn’t waste any on any demons. As well I have a hard time finding an eternal message for all generations that makes this the pinnacle of our Yom Kippur service.

Rav Hirsch and Rav Dessler see in the word Azazel two words. Az is strength and azal means to move. We use the strength of our opponents against them. The Satan comes to us with our desires and we are meant to take those desires and move with them. Like good food, eat it on Shabbos and holidays. Like to talk a lot-  speak Torah, write an endless weekly E-mail. Like money and nice things make your mitzvos beautiful, make sure the poor have as much enjoyment as you do. A nice concept as well. We use that desire for idolatry for atonement in the service of Hashem as commanded. But still how is this an atonement for all sins.

Other commentaries note that the two identical twin goats represent Yaakov and Esau. Each one until 13 were on the same track. Then Yaakov chose life, Torah, holiness and spirituality, Esau went out to the fields. The symbolism of Azazel is Hashem choosing us over him. Imagine the goats mindset. The one going to the Temple thinks he’s in trouble. He sees dead animals all over. The temple was a slaughterhouse. The other goat thinks he’s off the hook. He’s going for a nice quiet walk in desert. He strokes his billy goat beard and breathes in the beautiful air of this world, checks out the view from that highest peak and laughs about the fate of his brother that was “chosen”.   I guess he got the short straw. What bad luck. Then… boom. Bye Bye Billy goat. This world and all its sins are temporary. It’s all downhill when you leave the Temple. The goat in the Temple though becomes eternal. Becomes uplifted. He is one with Hashem.

Reb Meir Simcha of Dvinsk though perhaps shares one of the more original ideas about this sacrifice. He suggests that we have two major sins at the founding of us as a nation that are the cause of all of our troubles. The sin of the Golden Calf, when 40 days after receiving the Torah we were dancing around worshipping idols. That sin represents essence of all sins between Man and God. There is as well the sin of the brothers selling Yosef to Egypt. sinat chinam- baseless hatred, this is the core of all sins between man and his fellow man. By Yosef we dipped his coat in the blood of a goat. He points out as well that the string that was tied in horns of the goat weighed two selaim- which is the same amount of weight that the material for Yosef’s coloured garment over his brother weighed. Cool!

In the case of the golden calf the Torah tells us when Aharon dedicated the Mishkan Hashem tells us Aharon
Vayikra (9:20) And say to Aharon that he should take a calf the son of a bull as a sin offering.. and to the children of Israel tell them saying they should take a goat for a sin offering.
The midrash notes that Aharon was nervous about coming into the Temple because of the sin of the golden calf and Hashem tells him to bring the calf to atone and that the Jewish people would bring a goat. And so there you have the two goats.

He, as well, notes that’s why the two goats atonement had to take place in different places. The one that was offered to Hashem for the sin of the golden calf and thus all sins between man and Hashem was brought in the courtyard heichal of the Temple and the Holy of Holies which is the portions of the tribe of Yehudah and the mainly in the tribe of Binyamin. The children of Leah and Rachel. We all sinned by the golden calf. We all need atonement for our sins between us and Hashem. The other goat which atones for the sin of the selling of Yosef and for our sins between our fellow man, can’t take place in the Temple in the portion of Binyamin. He was the only tribe that wasn’t a party to that sin. It was Yehuda that was the ringleader. It is therefore taken out to the Midbar Yehuda. It is thrown off the mountain as that symbolizes the throwing of Yosef into the pit. The throwing off of our ego that is on the highest mountain and that is the root of all of our fights with our friends. We think we know better. We think we are right. He dissed ME. I’m the king. I’m the leader. I should be the favoured son. I deserve all the coloured coats. We chuck that ego off the mountain and poof we are atoned. We are free of the worst baggage that we have. Our pride, our ego, and our relentless narcissistic behaviour that brings us down.

What is most fascinating and meaningful to me about going to Azazel, is that the goat of Azazel and the goat of the temple are identical. One is not more important than the other. Our sins between our fellow person and our sins between us and our Creator are the same. They are two sides of the two tablets. Reb  Yitzchak Kamarna notes that the verse

V’ahavta Es Hashem Elokecha-and you shall love Hashem our God and Vahavta Lirayacha Kamocha Ani Hashem – and you shall love your friend like yourself I am Hashem are both in gematria identical (907) . Like the two goats. identical.

 We need forgiveness for both. We need to get to the core of them both. We can’t bury them anymore. We can’t just focus on one. We can’t just be all about God and Torah and mitzvos and forget our obligations to our friends. We need to be menschen. At the same time being a mench is not enough. We need to connect with our Creator. We need to reveal His Presence to the world. We need to follow his direction of life for us. We need to bring heaven to earth and connect with eternity. We need to lech la’azazel to get our atonement. We need to bury pride. We need to come with humility. We need to want to be forgiven.

At this time of year, as every year, I wish to aske forgiveness from all of you. I don’t express my appreciation to you enough. You and your reading fill me with inspiration each week and force me to focus, read, learn and grow. Thank you. Especially those of you that even occasionally give me feedback and particularly constructive criticism. That’s more important and appreciated then the occasional LOL’s and accolades some of you sometime share with me. As well I want to ask forgiveness if I offended you ever, if I quoted or made up stuff that wasn’t true or misquoted. I have. And most of all I wish to bless all of you that all of us should merit to have all of our sins thrown to Azazel, may we be uplifted in the holiest of way with the Temple rebuilt and may we blessed with a Gmar Chatima Tova.

Have a holy Shabbos of Return and a Gmar Chatima Tova
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Der gehenem iz nit azoi shlecht vi dos kumen tsi im..”– Gehenom is not as bad as the way coming to it.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q A ruler who destroyed fortresses from the 5th Crusade:
A. Baibars
B. al Hakim bi Amar Allah
C. Dar el Omar
D. al Malik al Mu’azzam Isa

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KjxPhW_8g- Classic Country Yossi “Cuz I’m a Jew”

https://youtu.be/WgCMi9MnVgY- Whats Shabbos Shuva without Reb Shlomo Carlebach Return Again

https://youtu.be/WpV4MVHKkSg- Gornisht- a interesting song by Eliezer Brodt

https://youtu.be/rTWhtUIv9t0  - I love this new moving song of Baruch Levine- Kivisi


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Vayelech – I find that most haftoras are the part of davening when we doze off, or perhaps in some finer shuls the “the boys” head our for kiddush club. Generally most people (myself included) have a difficult enough time sitting through davening and Torah reading, but haftora, the tune, the words of the prophet that were usually in flowery poetic and repetitive language would put me to sleep. Yet there were a few haftorahs that I would be up for. That I think everyone is. That people know the first few pesukim  and many of the other ones. They call to us. We are awake and they’re pretty short too 😊. Shabbos Shuva is one of those.
Who doesn’t know the first words of the prophet
Hoshea (14:2) Shuva Yisrael ad Hashem Elokecha ki kashalta b’avonecha-return Israel to your God for you have stumbled in your iniquity.

After 7 weeks of Yeshaya’s comforting us we have come to the “the best of” list of three prophets Hoshea, Micha and Yoel, just a few verses from each of these prophets but each one of the verses are classic parts of our texts, our prayers and our liturgy as they encompass the core of what all our prayers are about.

Ibid (14:3) Vnishalma parim sifaseinu- and we should pay back or complete our “cows” (for sacrifices) with our lips.

Hashem doesn’t need our sacrifices, He wants our hearts. Our love and he waits for us to return.
He even mentions my name

(14:9) Ephraim; What more do I need the graven images? I will answer him and I will look upon him: I am like a leafy cypress tree; from Me your fruit is found.

The whole service of tashlich can be found in the words of Micha in his image which became Jewish ritual of
Micha (7:8) Cast in the depths of the sea all your sins

The conclusion of Yoel is really the essence of these days Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Sukkos
Yoel (2:15) Blow the shofar in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn assembly;

The final words is our hope and prayer for the redemption for the time when all is forgiven and when Hashem promises to restore the land and make up for all those years we have been apart.
Ibid(2:27) And you shall know that I am in the midst of Israel, and that I am Hashem your God, and there is none else; and My people shall never be ashamed. 

Micha the prophet (758-742nBC)-  Little is known about the personal life of the prophet Micah. He came from a town called Moreshet, and was therefore called Morashti. He lived during the reign of king Jotham of Judah, and succeeding kings, about 150 years before the destruction of Jerusalem by the Babylonians. In this time, as often before him and after him, the people of both Judah and of the Northern Kingdom, had abandoned the ways of G‑d. Jerusalem and Samaria, the capitals of the two Jewish kingdoms, were centers of idol worship and bad living. The rich oppressed the poor, and the laws of the Torah were rejected.
Fearlessly, as the prophecy of G‑d rested on him, Micah came out to denounce the evils that had filled his beloved land. He warned that Samaria and Jerusalem would be destroyed. The prophecy about Samaria was fulfilled only a short time later, less than a quarter of a century; it was destroyed by Shalmaneser, king of Assyria, in the year 3205 (after Creation). Jerusalem existed for another 133 years, and was destroyed until it was destroyed.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Yom Kippur sacrifice- 960 BC – A little pause from our chronological historical sites and era for the upcoming holiday of Yom Kippur. This holiday has certainly transformed and/or e -or de-volved since it was once practiced in the Temple and I try to share that concept with my tourists, perhaps giving them an extra reason to long for the return of the Temple. See in the Temple times the Talmud tells us this was the happiest day of the year. No one sat in synagogue all day with a prayer book counting pages. They didn’t even have prayer books back then.

Rather it was a day when the Jewish people gathered in the Temple and stood in awe of the Almighty. They watched the High Priest/Kohen Gadol in all his holy clothing preform the service. They heard him recite the explicit name of Hashem numerous times as he asked for forgiveness and blessed them. All eyes were turned to a hanging red string that symbolized our iniquities as they waited for it to change colour to white. Then they would go out to the fields and vineyards and dance and the young men would meet the young woman and it would be a major shidduch matchmaking scene. Perhaps something to consider to solve the current shidduch crisis? Yes it was certainly different back then.

I like to mention this idea to my tourists. I enjoy pointing out paradigm shifting things about the way that we observe our Judaism and how it differed back then. As well its cool to be able to connect what the Torah and our sages tell us about our history and rituals with seeing and imagining the scenes and places these took place. So obviously the best place to talk about this is from Mt. Azazel itself or Jabel Muntar as its pronounced in Arabic. The mountain which is the highest in the Judean desert and about 12 Km from Jerusalem, as described by chazal was the site of non-Jewish worship after the Temple was destroyed and one can still see remains of Mosaic rock there. It’s amazing to stand there and look over to Yerushalyim and Temple Mount with next to the very visible Mt. of Olives and Har Tzofim and appreciate the path the Kohen took to get here with the scapegoat-literally.

Of course as well I like to speak about the tons of Bedouin goats that are in the area and sometimes even like to stop and show them a few. Finally I like to point out the Yom Kippur festival as we drive through the hills of Yerushalayim and we pass the vineyards.
Just as we have seen the prophecies of this once desolate area rebuilt and flourished may we soon merit to see the Yom Kippur restored to its original glory.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE YOM KIPPUR AND GOAT JOKES  OF THE WEEK

What do you call a goat with a beard?
It is goatee!
Why is it hard to carryon a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".

Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.

What kind of music do goats listen to?
…...Baaa-ch!

What do you call a goat dressed like a clown? A silly billy. 

Rabbi to congregant:"Yes I understand that Burger Bar has a kashrut certificate and that they call it "fast" food......but you still can't eat it on Yom Kippur!"

A Jewish painter once went to speak privately with his rabbi shortly in Elul, the month that precedes the High Holy days. He confided in him that he had done dreadful things professionally: he had used poor quality paint and lied about it; he had not prepared the surfaces properly and lied about it; and had thinned his paint with turpentine. He asked what he could do to atone. Responded his rabbi:
"Repaint. Repaint, and thin no more."
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Answer is D–  This one was a coin toss for me. I got it wrong. I was never good with Arab names. They’re all Muhammed or Ali or Abu something or other, and knowing that no one that I would ever take on a tour would ever really care, I deleted all that information from my brain the second I passed the exam in order to leave room fro far more important information like where the best mehadrin restaraunts might be. It was a coin toss because I deleted two from the list right away. See Baibars was the Mamaluk guy from Egypt that wiped out Louis IX yemach shemo (may his wicked name be obliterated-He was the guy that massacred Jews and burned all of the Talmuds in Paris and who St. Louis is named after) and that was the 7th Crusade about 50 years after the 5th Crusade. Dahr Al Omar as well was in the 1700’s during the Ottaman period and was the ruler of Akko, he rebuilt on top of the Crusader city. I know that because I tour Akko a lot. So it left El Malik and El Hakim. Do you even care which one? I guessed Hakim. I was wrong Hakim was before the first Crusade and Malik was the man. I’m not losing any sleep or tourists over my failure to know that one.