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Tuesday, April 4, 2023

The Goat in the Middle of the Room- Pesach 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 4th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 25 14th of Nissan 5783

 

Pesach

The Goat in the Middle of the Room

It’s the elephant in the middle of the room. Or to be more precise it’s the goat. It’s that thing that’s sitting there and everyone is just continuing along as if there’s nothing strange. Just going about their daily activities and pretending like it doesn’t exist. It didn’t happen. Everything is normal. As I reviewed my Hagdda before preparing for this big holiday coming up, that was the thought that struck me,. How come nobody is talking about it?

 

See, it’s not like Pesach is a time when we don’t talk about things. In fact there’s probably no time of year when we talk more and engage in conversation. It’s a mitzva to talk this evening. Some suggest that the even the name Pesach is a conjunction of two Hebrew words Peh- Sach- the mouth talks. We start off our Magid by the Seder with the story of the great Rabbis in Bnai Brak that spend all night talking and we say it’s praiseworthy to talk and talk and talk… It’s a Rabbi’s dream night. We love to talk. Yet, perhaps the most obvious subject that one would assume we would be talking about is not even mentioned at all. It’s as if we pretend it never happened. It’s bizarre, after-all it’s the whole reason why we were there in the first place.

 

See, ask any child why it is we were in Mitzrayim? How did we get there? What was the reason we were sent out of Eretz Yisrael where our forefathers lived for centuries and went into this first exile of ours? They all know. We learned it in first grade. We read the parshiyot in the Torah. They were unforgettable.

 

It was because the brothers sold Yosef down there. Remember that story? There’s quite a few parshiyot that talked about this at great length. It’s the exciting parshas that make up the entire 2nd half of Sefer Bereishis. Pharaoh, Yosef, Potifar, The butler, the baker, pits with snakes, accusations of being spies, of treason and of stealing goblets. There are those dreams that were fulfilled; Yaakov’s mourning, set-ups and frame-ups… How come we’re not talking about any of this? It’s as if someone censored this most important part of the story of our coming down to Egypt out!

 

The truth is it’s really an almost “un-Jewish” approach. We always try to get to the root issues of why Hashem brings tragedies upon us. The first Temple was destroyed because of the three cardinal sins; Idolatry, Adultery and Murder. The second because of Sinas Chinam- baseless hatred. Everything else that ever happened to us in the past 2000 years of Exile, all the persecutions, the pogroms, the Crusades, the Expulsions and Inquisitions are because of the internet, social media, long shaitels and smartphones… Obviously… So how come on Pesach nobody seems to be talking about the reason that seems very clear for why this all happened? We sold our brother down to Egypt. We didn’t respect one another. We don’t get along. We have serious family issues.

 

Now don’t make the mistake of thinking that there’s way too much to talk about in the Egypt slavery and Exodus story alone and that we don’t want to make this night any longer and too confusing for anyone. Because in fact we do seemingly trace back our history. Not only our history. We go back to Terach Avraham’s father, we mention Yaakov and Uncle Lavan, we even throw in Esau for good measure- although how he got into the picture I still don’t know. But then seemingly at what seems to be the most essential part of understanding the story of how we got down to Egypt in the first place, Poof! we jump over to being slaves. Or perhaps I should say we “skip” over it… Maybe that’s why it’s called Pesach. Or maybe not… It’s a “woke” censored, politically corrected Haggada and Pesach story. It takes talent and deliberation to leave this out and not mention the Yosef story. What’s going on?

 

Thinking about it now for a second, frankly the name for the holiday Pesach is really quite a strange one. The names that best describes the holiday should be more than about the one small fact that Hashem skipped over our houses that night and didn’t kill us. First of all why should we have been killed in the first place? Second of all, to put in it modern day perspective, let’s  say that the Nazi’s are coming to kill us and then Hashem wipes them out, and He doesn’t hit our house and that becomes the name of the holiday? Really...? How about Redemption Day! Miracle night! Retribution Evening… Skip? Sounds like we could use some good marketing and branding on this Title. Would you ever title the film about Yetzias Mitzrayim, “Skippy”?

 

OK, so the truth of the matter is I’ll tell you a little secret here. This might sound revolutionary, but you don’t come here and read this long E-Mail for the usual “same-old- same-old” you read everywhere else. So here goes. You can handle the truth. The holiday of Pesach is not only named after the fact that Hashem skipped over our house that night. As I said it doesn’t make sense that is should be. In fact, if you don’t believe me, check out the Torah. Hashem commands us to take the Pesach sacrifice and it calls it that even before He tells us He skips over our house. It’s called a Pesach for Hashem. A skip for Hashem?

 

Why else is it called Pesach? Rather it’s because of the sacrifice. It’s because of the goat that we slaughter and dip it’s blood in a pail called a “saf” and then shmear it on our two doorposts and on the lintel. It’s because that night of Pesach we are all locked in our house. We are all sitting there with our families. We are all around the table, while havoc is wreaking outside. And we look at that doorpost on the front of our house and we watch the blood drip…drip…drip… on the sparkling clean freshly waxed floor. Drip…Drip…Drip…

 

I heard an incredible idea from Reb Motti Alon recently that gave me this perspective of that Seder and all Pesach Seders that I have never had before. That truly changes everything. See, we are told that when we left Mitzrayim only 20% of our nation merited to leave. 80 percent of Klal Yisrael weren’t worthy of going out. They liked it better there… They didn’t have what it took. And so they died. They died in the Plague of darkness; we are told so that the Egyptians shouldn’t scorn us.

 

Do you know what 80% means? It means that there wasn’t a family, basically, when we left that wasn’t in mourning. That hadn’t lost someone or maybe even a few family members in that pandemic. We were all in Shloshim that night. And we were all locked up in that room, in that house and we were looking around at the same seats at our Pesach feast and watching that blood drip down. The whole family was meant to be together…but we weren’t. We were missing a few that died. We weren’t complete. Our brother wasn’t there with us. Why did this happen? What is this night all about? How can we be redeemed? Drip…Drip…Drip…

 

Do you know what that blood reminds us of? Do you remember the last time we slaughtered a goat and dipped something in its blood? Do you remember when we sold our brother Yosef down to Egypt? Rabbeinu Manoach suggests that we start off our Pesach Seder with the act of Karpas even before we get to the Matza because Karpas- a strange word- comes from the word Pasim- like the Ketonet Pasim-the colored coat of Yosef that we removed from him and dipped in blood. The blood we dip on the doorpost the Torah tells us repeatedly that we scoop out of a “saf” a pail. Also not a common word. But it kind of sounds like “Yo-sef”… right? You know what we did after we sold Yosef? We sat down to “eat bread” The Unkelos translates the words “we sat down” as we “reclined”. Sound familiar to anything we are doing this night? That we just did before Karpas as we drank our first cup of wine and are about to break out the matza….

 

We stole Yosef from his father and right after Karpas…isn’t there a little stealing action going on? Another strange custom, as we steal that afikoman… that broken matza… the one that reminds us of slavery… the brother that’s not with us… that was kidnapped… that is the Pesach offering replacement symbol  called the Afikoman. We’ll see that matza fragment at the end of the Seder again by Tzafun. Do you know someone who was called Tzafnat Panei’ach – the revealer of the hidden? The title that was given to Yosef in Mitzrayim. It is the last thing we need to eat and rectify and return to our father before we are finally redeemed. To our Father. Are you getting it yet? Drip…Drip... Drip…

 

The Seder is all about putting us there again. But rather than our father Yaakov in mourning and the pain and suffering we caused him. We are mourning. We’ve lost our siblings. We even have an egg of mourning that many have the custom to eat at the Seder. It’s even the same day of the week that Tisha B’av falls out on. There’s no reason to talk about the causes of being sent down to Mitzrayim. It’s dripping from our doorpost. It’s the goat in the middle of the room for the past few days. Its us sitting in middle of Shloshim for our dearly departed who aren’t here to celebrate with us.

 

The word and title for this holiday… that Hashem tells us it’s called is PeSaCH- Pesach can be read as Pas- again as the Ketonet Pasim that is on the Ches shape of our door post. Two sides mezuzos and the lintel on the top is the shape of a ches. The Ketonet Pasim- that goat-bloody cloak is on our doorpost as we sit in mourning all night long looking at it and remembering why we’re here. Why some of us aren’t. Why we’re in mourning and what we need to do to be redeemed. And that is when the process of the Seder starts with questions. Why…? How…? Questions that we’re not even meant to give answers to. Questions just so the children will ask. Just so that they know we are listening to them. We hear them. We’re together with them. We’re a family.

 

Pesach, our Exodus is a story of our redemption and becoming a nation. The perquisite to that happening though is that first we have to become a family. We have to undergo what they call in modern Hebrew “Tipul Mishpachti”. We have to resolve our family issues. A nation is only as strong as the families that it joins together. Every house is a Mikdash Me’eat- a small temple. The doorpost is our Mizbayac- our altar - this night where we sprinkle our blood-in case you didn’t get that. If the purpose that we were meant to leave Egypt was to build Hashem a Temple and home here on this world, we first have to get our own house where His shechina shines from together. Seder night is when we do that.

 

Our Avoda on Pesach is to hear one another. To talk to one another like never before. To listen to our shared goals, our concerns, our fears, our traumas, our hopes and aspirations and values. To hear each other’s questions and to talk about and validate and even connect to each other’s dreams. It’s what we didn’t do when Yosef came to us. He came to us with his sheep. With his goats. With his dreams. He was searching for his brothers. It’s what his father sent him to do. It’s what our Father wants us to do. And we failed.

 

We didn’t see king in those Ketonet Pasim, and we didn’t see the “King” that is inside of him and inside of every yid; in all of our brothers and sisters. The spark of the Melech Malchei Ha’Melachim in each of us.

On this night we are all kings and we need to see that in one another. We treat each other like kings. We pour water, wine for our fellow kings at the table. We recline with them and we dip with them.

 

At the same time we are as well poor with them. We are slaves with them. And we bleed and mourn with them. We’re smelted in that iron furnace, the concentration camps, and the never-ending terror attacks and persecutions of the Egypts of our Exile. This is what we need to undergo to bring us together. It’s how we can fix our families and our homes so that Hashem could skip on top of them and come down to this world. So that He Himself can redeem us and shine out from our homes. From His home. There’s no work left to be done in each house for Him to come into because He is already shining out from within every family. We open the bloody doorpost that evening and get up from our mourning to greet Eliyahu Ha’Navi.  His job, our sages tell us is not to purify the impure, to permit the forbidden, to say one is good and one is bad. All four sons are together as a family in this Seder. We fixed that. His job is only to return the children to their Father. Return the Father to the children. To finally bring us home.

 

The redemption is around the corner this year. The plagues and pandemics are all over. There’s only one thing left to fix. One sacrifice and one tikkun we still have to make. The Satan is working overtime trying to divide our family. The marches, the demonstrations, the rhetoric, the hatred. We are not communicating. We are not listening to each other’s questions. We think we know all the answers. We don’t see each other’s dreams. We don’t see brothers and sisters. We see threats. We see wicked sons. We’re throwing each other into pits. We’re not looking on the blood on the doorpost. We’re missing the goat that is sitting in the middle of the room.

 

But the Satan will not win. One of the amazing things about Pesach that is miraculously built into our Jewish DNA, is that we all have a seder. We all come together as our family needs to. Each home. Each family. We are all eating matza. We are all Kings. We are all desperately hungry for that day to finally come when Eliyahu will join us. When Hashem will be with us. We can do it. We will do it.

 

Yossi my jeep driver told me this week that the one question that nobody asked in the times of the Bais Ha’Mikdash was “where are you making the seder this year”. Everyone was in Yerushalayim. We were all together. May that be the question that we don’t need to ask this year as well.

 

Have a redemptively united Pesach,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ver shemt zikh fun zeineh mishpocheh, oif dem iz kain brocheh.” - Whoever is ashamed of his family will have no blessings.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

18) Which red flower blooms after the anemone?

Where can you find the plants: Moringa peregrina, Salvadora persica and Calotropis procera

(milkweeds)?

A) Bible Hill

B) Ein Gedi

C) The Lotz cisterns

D) The Ramon Crater (Makhtesh Ramon)

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/melech-rachamon   - In honor of Pesach- one of my most beautiful compositions that you really need to sing at every meal on Pesach after you get all vehi she’amda-d out or have had enough of Rechnitze’s V’Hareinu… my Melech Rachaman

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrCK7zLj2U0&t=61s   -Pesach is of course incomplete without Rabbi Schwartzes Schwartz family Shiras HaYam- in Pajamas b’emtza halayla! Vayosha…

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/hachaya-yehalilu   – And of course my Ha’chaya Africa animal song is always a good one to accompany your plagues…

feast!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8c-iuwpkD0   – This song is one of the most beautiful ones that we’ve added to our Pesach Seder- Chasal Siddur Pesach by Shira Chadasha… just beautiful…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prTs2rH8Ihg  – Mordechai Shapiro’s Vehi She’amada … why not…

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

 

Geichazi- 680 BC- With the miraculous cure of the leprosy of Naaman after dipping in the Yarden as per Elisha’s instruction, he becomes a Baal Teshuva. He renounces idolatry and he swears that he will return to his land and never worship anyone but Hashem. He even asks and is granted permission to take back the holy earth of Eretz Yisrael to his land to always remember the miracle and daven on it. As any good goy though, he doesn’t want anything for free. He wants to give Elisha a gift- a “blessing” for his miracle. Elisha though refuses to take anything. He doesn’t want anything to detract from Hashem’s miracle. It wasn’t him. It was Hashem. Just like Avraham our forefather who refuses to take anything from the King of Sodom after the miraculous battle he fouight on his behalf. This is all about Hashem.

 

Elisha’s greedy servant though, Geichazi is not of the same mindset. You don’t leave a potential donor behind. So he goes running after Naaman and hits him up for some silver and some clothing for the prophets. Even worse than that is that he does this in Elisha’s name and even swears to that effect. Naaman, of course dishes up the goods and Geichazi happily returns to Elisha. Yet, he doesn’t remain that way for long.

 

Elisha sees him when he comes in and gets what happened. He knows his student. He gives Geichazi a chance to fess up, and yet when he doesn’t, he gives it to him. He curses Geichazi and tells him that his ill-gotten goods are going to be the source of his grief because the leprosy of Naaman will now fall upon him. The money was given now as an atonement and now he is the proud owner of that atonement in the form of leprosy. It is a terrible lesson. It is an eternal one as well. Tzora’as befalls on one who swears falsely, on one who is greedy, who is stingy and who doesn’t have respect for sages. Geichazi is guilty of all of this and this will follow him for the rest of his life. 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ TERRIBLE FAMILY JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Chaim asks his father, “What’s a man?”

His father says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”

Chaim replies, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mommy!”

 

Mom logic: If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don’t come running to me!

 

What three words solves all of Dad’s problems? “Ask your mother.”

 

My dad always taught me to share my toys with my siblings. It wasn’t that he wanted me to develop social skills, it’s because he was a cheapskate that wanted to spend 50% less money on toys.

 

 Boy: “Dad, can you explain a solar eclipse to me?”

Dad: “No sun.”

 

Berel turned to his son and asked him “Sruli tatteleh, do you think I am a bad father?”

His son responded “ My name is Yitzy…”.

 

Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Mom: I don’t know. You’ll have to ask grandma.

 

Moishe told his father “ For $20, I’ll be good.”

Totty said –“ Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.”

 

Who makes the most money from Father’s Day? Therapists.

 

Parental Truth - To Mom: “I don’t feel good” “Where’s my sock?” “Will you make me a sandwich?” To Dad: “Where’s Mom?”

 

Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.

 

 Sweater: Something you wear when your mom gets cold.

 

Gunther the cannibal was pretty late to his cannibal family reunion... ...they gave him the cold shoulder...

 

It never occurred to me how much my parents favored my twin brother until they asked me to pick up the cake for his surprise birthday party.

 

What do you say to your sister when she starts crying? “Are you having a crisis?”

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -George Burns

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -Cary Grant

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it. -Mary Karr

Bleeding ulcers run in my family: We give them to each other. -Lois McMaster Bujold

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. -George Carlin

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them. -Emo Phillips

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. -Jerry Seinfeld

Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to baby-sit. -Anonymous

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. -Sam Levenson

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern… like bad wallpaper. -Friedrich Nietzsche

 

After nearly 50 years, my grandmother has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails. She hid his teeth.

 

 What do you call an angry French aunt? A crossaunt.

 

Shaindy a pregnant woman falls into a coma and doesn’t wake up until after her babies are born. She immediately asks the doctor about them.

“Your twins are doing great! You had a boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.”

Like any sister would be, she was quite displeased. “Oh, no. My brother is an idiot. What’d he name them?” “

Your daughter’s name is Denise,” the doctor began. Shaindy was pleased. That wasn’t so bad.

“And the boy?”

“Denephew.”

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B –Yeah… No clue about this one… and frankly not even interested. It’s erev Pesach so I really should’ve never even wasted time looking up this answer to this one. Botany is not my thing… Certainly not the names of flowers. I’m the “check out those pretty purple flowers” type of guide and that’s pretty much all you’ll get from me. I do happen to know that Kalanit is the anememones or whatever because theyre so beautiful and all over the place. But no clue as to what grows after them. The answer is nurit or  butter cups ot raunculus according to Wiki if you care. As far as the Part II of the question I have no clue. I guessed Bible Hill but the truth is I would’ve definitely skipped this question. The answer is Ein Gedi though. And one of those things is the Sodom Apple. So I got this one wrong…. Back to cleaning for Pesach. So that makes the score as of now  14.5 for Schwartz and 3.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…

Friday, September 14, 2018

Goat to Zell- Parshat Vayelech-Yom Kippur edition 2018 / 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
September 14th 2018 -Volume 8 Issue 47 5th  Tishrei 5779!!!

Parshat Vayelech/ Yom Kippur

(what a terrible title)

Jewish phrases have meaning and depth. I’m not just talking about the words of our sages and prophets, I’m talking about the average Yankel and Berel. Their slang, their vernacular has depth and meaning and is many times rooted in deep tradition and wisdom. Our sages tell us that when in doubt about something go check out what the “amcha” – the regular guy on the street has to say or does. The collective wisdom of the Jewish people “if they are not prophets they are sons of prophets.” It’s why I like to add the Yiddish quote of the week in  my E-Mail. When I write those pearls of wisdom, I hear the amcha, I hear the genius and perhaps even the prophecy of our people in their simple day to day phrases.

Now I don’t know how far you can take this thing. But I’ve always liked to push the line and there is no greater “amcha” then your typical Israeli on the street. The wagon drivers, water carriers and peddlers of old are the modern day taxi drivers, barkeeps and guys that sell stuff in the shuk. Now the eengleesh words that they tranzleeterrchrait here don’t count of course, like logeestika, or mahnumentalit, or autobooz. I’m talking about the Israeli words that have depth to them. It’s before Yom Kippur so there’s one in particular that sticks out. I heard it first when I got into an argument with an Israeli that I was upset about for not doing what he had told me he was supposed to do and I refused to pay him therefore in full. I was more than happy to pay him for what he did. Just not for what he didn’t. He for some reason didn’t understand that logic. And after a few minutes of elevated discussion when he realized that I had lived here a few months already and was no longer a freiyer- another great Israeli word for sucker, but literally means a “free person” imaginably someone who pays for free things. He then told me quite agitatedly

“Lech La’Azazel- go to Azazel”

Now in America I am familiar with a different place they would tell people you were upset with to go to. It ended with double hockey sticks and kind of rhymes with Azazel. But I guess here in Israel as frustrated as you might be with someone you would never ever tell them to down there. So we came up with an alternate place for people you were upset with to go to. A biblical place certainly and in fact a place I visit quite often with my tourists in the Judean desert; Azazel mountain. For those that fall asleep during the lengthy part of the Yom Kippur service and missed the Torah portion of Acharey Mot that we read on that day as well- hey, it’s a long service I sympathize with you and I’m here to give you the short version. Ok maybe not that short… but it’s not nearly as many pages as your prayer book. Anyways it’s the tallest mountain in the Desert,, about 12 km from Jerusalem that the Kohen would one of the twin goats that were chosen by lottery to the cliff and chuck it and all the sins of the Jewish people off the mountain. Meanwhile his twin brother was taken as an offering in the Holy Temple. When the scapegoat, yes that’s another one of those Jewish terms we coined, was thrown off the mountain and atonement was achieved the red string hanging in the temple would miraculously turn to white and it would be a sign all our sins had been forgiven. So that’s where the guy was telling me to go. Hmmm strange.. is he telling me to jump off a cliff? Is he saying I need atonement?

Now being interested in this phrase I researched its advent into the lingua franca or hebraica of the country. As it seems that a lot of people are being told to go there. It’s actually a pretty cool story. It seems the first time the phrase was coined was in 1927 by none other a great Yiddish speaker and enthusiast Chaim Nachman Bialik was walking down the street in Tel Aviv speaking to his friend in Yiddish. He was accosted by Aharon Nachmani, a young and zealous member of the Battalion for the Defence of the Language, a group dedicated to policing the exclusive use of Hebrew among Palestine Jews. Can you imagine if they had a organization like that today? We would be in serious trouble. But for that matter so would many peetza and amboorger eating Izraelees. So he approached Bialik and shouted “Bialik, speak Hebrew!” to which the annoyed Bialik responded, “Lech le'azazel!”

This could have been the end of the story, but Nachmani went to court and sued Bialik for insulting him. In his defence, Bialik wrote:

“It is possible that the word is a bit harsh according to its regular use in the marketplace, but according to its accurate and real meaning, it is a name of a mountain in the desert, not far from Jerusalem a two-three hour walk in the Judean Desert. And this place, in my opinion, is pretty dignified place for that man to take a walk in.”

 Nachmani withdrew his lawsuit and was charged 180 prutot in court fees. I wonder if he appreciated the irony of paying 10 times chai to Azazel.

Now what it this sacrifice and ritual really about. It definitely should rank up there with some of the more bizarre ones in our tradition to our western mindset worldview. And we’ve got a lot of competition for that title. Listen to the clip of the Country Yossi ‘Cuz I’m a Jew’ to hear all of those in the running. The commentaries have a field day trying to figure it out. The Ibn Ezra cryptically says that whoever understands the secret of 33 will find the answer. Now I know Baskin Robbins 31 flavours. What’s 33?

The Ramban explains the 33 secret by explaining that if one counts 33 verses from the verse that talks about the Azazel you arrive at the pasuk
Vayikra (17:7) And they shall no longer slaughter their sacrifices to the se’irim-demons after which they stray. This shall be an eternal statute for them, for [all] their
generations.

The word for demons, sei’rim is also the word for goats, and there you have it. It seems that the Jews worshipped idols with goats, so to rectify that Hashem commands us to take that goat and chuck it off the mountain, thus taking our former idolatry and turning it into a mitzva. This is a secret and although I’m 33 for like 15 years or so now, it doesn’t really speak to me. I was never into idolatry and although I haven’t really eaten goat steaks, I’ve heard their pretty good and wouldn’t waste any on any demons. As well I have a hard time finding an eternal message for all generations that makes this the pinnacle of our Yom Kippur service.

Rav Hirsch and Rav Dessler see in the word Azazel two words. Az is strength and azal means to move. We use the strength of our opponents against them. The Satan comes to us with our desires and we are meant to take those desires and move with them. Like good food, eat it on Shabbos and holidays. Like to talk a lot-  speak Torah, write an endless weekly E-mail. Like money and nice things make your mitzvos beautiful, make sure the poor have as much enjoyment as you do. A nice concept as well. We use that desire for idolatry for atonement in the service of Hashem as commanded. But still how is this an atonement for all sins.

Other commentaries note that the two identical twin goats represent Yaakov and Esau. Each one until 13 were on the same track. Then Yaakov chose life, Torah, holiness and spirituality, Esau went out to the fields. The symbolism of Azazel is Hashem choosing us over him. Imagine the goats mindset. The one going to the Temple thinks he’s in trouble. He sees dead animals all over. The temple was a slaughterhouse. The other goat thinks he’s off the hook. He’s going for a nice quiet walk in desert. He strokes his billy goat beard and breathes in the beautiful air of this world, checks out the view from that highest peak and laughs about the fate of his brother that was “chosen”.   I guess he got the short straw. What bad luck. Then… boom. Bye Bye Billy goat. This world and all its sins are temporary. It’s all downhill when you leave the Temple. The goat in the Temple though becomes eternal. Becomes uplifted. He is one with Hashem.

Reb Meir Simcha of Dvinsk though perhaps shares one of the more original ideas about this sacrifice. He suggests that we have two major sins at the founding of us as a nation that are the cause of all of our troubles. The sin of the Golden Calf, when 40 days after receiving the Torah we were dancing around worshipping idols. That sin represents essence of all sins between Man and God. There is as well the sin of the brothers selling Yosef to Egypt. sinat chinam- baseless hatred, this is the core of all sins between man and his fellow man. By Yosef we dipped his coat in the blood of a goat. He points out as well that the string that was tied in horns of the goat weighed two selaim- which is the same amount of weight that the material for Yosef’s coloured garment over his brother weighed. Cool!

In the case of the golden calf the Torah tells us when Aharon dedicated the Mishkan Hashem tells us Aharon
Vayikra (9:20) And say to Aharon that he should take a calf the son of a bull as a sin offering.. and to the children of Israel tell them saying they should take a goat for a sin offering.
The midrash notes that Aharon was nervous about coming into the Temple because of the sin of the golden calf and Hashem tells him to bring the calf to atone and that the Jewish people would bring a goat. And so there you have the two goats.

He, as well, notes that’s why the two goats atonement had to take place in different places. The one that was offered to Hashem for the sin of the golden calf and thus all sins between man and Hashem was brought in the courtyard heichal of the Temple and the Holy of Holies which is the portions of the tribe of Yehudah and the mainly in the tribe of Binyamin. The children of Leah and Rachel. We all sinned by the golden calf. We all need atonement for our sins between us and Hashem. The other goat which atones for the sin of the selling of Yosef and for our sins between our fellow man, can’t take place in the Temple in the portion of Binyamin. He was the only tribe that wasn’t a party to that sin. It was Yehuda that was the ringleader. It is therefore taken out to the Midbar Yehuda. It is thrown off the mountain as that symbolizes the throwing of Yosef into the pit. The throwing off of our ego that is on the highest mountain and that is the root of all of our fights with our friends. We think we know better. We think we are right. He dissed ME. I’m the king. I’m the leader. I should be the favoured son. I deserve all the coloured coats. We chuck that ego off the mountain and poof we are atoned. We are free of the worst baggage that we have. Our pride, our ego, and our relentless narcissistic behaviour that brings us down.

What is most fascinating and meaningful to me about going to Azazel, is that the goat of Azazel and the goat of the temple are identical. One is not more important than the other. Our sins between our fellow person and our sins between us and our Creator are the same. They are two sides of the two tablets. Reb  Yitzchak Kamarna notes that the verse

V’ahavta Es Hashem Elokecha-and you shall love Hashem our God and Vahavta Lirayacha Kamocha Ani Hashem – and you shall love your friend like yourself I am Hashem are both in gematria identical (907) . Like the two goats. identical.

 We need forgiveness for both. We need to get to the core of them both. We can’t bury them anymore. We can’t just focus on one. We can’t just be all about God and Torah and mitzvos and forget our obligations to our friends. We need to be menschen. At the same time being a mench is not enough. We need to connect with our Creator. We need to reveal His Presence to the world. We need to follow his direction of life for us. We need to bring heaven to earth and connect with eternity. We need to lech la’azazel to get our atonement. We need to bury pride. We need to come with humility. We need to want to be forgiven.

At this time of year, as every year, I wish to aske forgiveness from all of you. I don’t express my appreciation to you enough. You and your reading fill me with inspiration each week and force me to focus, read, learn and grow. Thank you. Especially those of you that even occasionally give me feedback and particularly constructive criticism. That’s more important and appreciated then the occasional LOL’s and accolades some of you sometime share with me. As well I want to ask forgiveness if I offended you ever, if I quoted or made up stuff that wasn’t true or misquoted. I have. And most of all I wish to bless all of you that all of us should merit to have all of our sins thrown to Azazel, may we be uplifted in the holiest of way with the Temple rebuilt and may we blessed with a Gmar Chatima Tova.

Have a holy Shabbos of Return and a Gmar Chatima Tova
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Der gehenem iz nit azoi shlecht vi dos kumen tsi im..”– Gehenom is not as bad as the way coming to it.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q A ruler who destroyed fortresses from the 5th Crusade:
A. Baibars
B. al Hakim bi Amar Allah
C. Dar el Omar
D. al Malik al Mu’azzam Isa

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0KjxPhW_8g- Classic Country Yossi “Cuz I’m a Jew”

https://youtu.be/WgCMi9MnVgY- Whats Shabbos Shuva without Reb Shlomo Carlebach Return Again

https://youtu.be/WpV4MVHKkSg- Gornisht- a interesting song by Eliezer Brodt

https://youtu.be/rTWhtUIv9t0  - I love this new moving song of Baruch Levine- Kivisi


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Vayelech – I find that most haftoras are the part of davening when we doze off, or perhaps in some finer shuls the “the boys” head our for kiddush club. Generally most people (myself included) have a difficult enough time sitting through davening and Torah reading, but haftora, the tune, the words of the prophet that were usually in flowery poetic and repetitive language would put me to sleep. Yet there were a few haftorahs that I would be up for. That I think everyone is. That people know the first few pesukim  and many of the other ones. They call to us. We are awake and they’re pretty short too 😊. Shabbos Shuva is one of those.
Who doesn’t know the first words of the prophet
Hoshea (14:2) Shuva Yisrael ad Hashem Elokecha ki kashalta b’avonecha-return Israel to your God for you have stumbled in your iniquity.

After 7 weeks of Yeshaya’s comforting us we have come to the “the best of” list of three prophets Hoshea, Micha and Yoel, just a few verses from each of these prophets but each one of the verses are classic parts of our texts, our prayers and our liturgy as they encompass the core of what all our prayers are about.

Ibid (14:3) Vnishalma parim sifaseinu- and we should pay back or complete our “cows” (for sacrifices) with our lips.

Hashem doesn’t need our sacrifices, He wants our hearts. Our love and he waits for us to return.
He even mentions my name

(14:9) Ephraim; What more do I need the graven images? I will answer him and I will look upon him: I am like a leafy cypress tree; from Me your fruit is found.

The whole service of tashlich can be found in the words of Micha in his image which became Jewish ritual of
Micha (7:8) Cast in the depths of the sea all your sins

The conclusion of Yoel is really the essence of these days Rosh Hashana, Yom Kippur, Sukkos
Yoel (2:15) Blow the shofar in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn assembly;

The final words is our hope and prayer for the redemption for the time when all is forgiven and when Hashem promises to restore the land and make up for all those years we have been apart.
Ibid(2:27) And you shall know that I am in the midst of Israel, and that I am Hashem your God, and there is none else; and My people shall never be ashamed. 

Micha the prophet (758-742nBC)-  Little is known about the personal life of the prophet Micah. He came from a town called Moreshet, and was therefore called Morashti. He lived during the reign of king Jotham of Judah, and succeeding kings, about 150 years before the destruction of Jerusalem by the Babylonians. In this time, as often before him and after him, the people of both Judah and of the Northern Kingdom, had abandoned the ways of G‑d. Jerusalem and Samaria, the capitals of the two Jewish kingdoms, were centers of idol worship and bad living. The rich oppressed the poor, and the laws of the Torah were rejected.
Fearlessly, as the prophecy of G‑d rested on him, Micah came out to denounce the evils that had filled his beloved land. He warned that Samaria and Jerusalem would be destroyed. The prophecy about Samaria was fulfilled only a short time later, less than a quarter of a century; it was destroyed by Shalmaneser, king of Assyria, in the year 3205 (after Creation). Jerusalem existed for another 133 years, and was destroyed until it was destroyed.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Yom Kippur sacrifice- 960 BC – A little pause from our chronological historical sites and era for the upcoming holiday of Yom Kippur. This holiday has certainly transformed and/or e -or de-volved since it was once practiced in the Temple and I try to share that concept with my tourists, perhaps giving them an extra reason to long for the return of the Temple. See in the Temple times the Talmud tells us this was the happiest day of the year. No one sat in synagogue all day with a prayer book counting pages. They didn’t even have prayer books back then.

Rather it was a day when the Jewish people gathered in the Temple and stood in awe of the Almighty. They watched the High Priest/Kohen Gadol in all his holy clothing preform the service. They heard him recite the explicit name of Hashem numerous times as he asked for forgiveness and blessed them. All eyes were turned to a hanging red string that symbolized our iniquities as they waited for it to change colour to white. Then they would go out to the fields and vineyards and dance and the young men would meet the young woman and it would be a major shidduch matchmaking scene. Perhaps something to consider to solve the current shidduch crisis? Yes it was certainly different back then.

I like to mention this idea to my tourists. I enjoy pointing out paradigm shifting things about the way that we observe our Judaism and how it differed back then. As well its cool to be able to connect what the Torah and our sages tell us about our history and rituals with seeing and imagining the scenes and places these took place. So obviously the best place to talk about this is from Mt. Azazel itself or Jabel Muntar as its pronounced in Arabic. The mountain which is the highest in the Judean desert and about 12 Km from Jerusalem, as described by chazal was the site of non-Jewish worship after the Temple was destroyed and one can still see remains of Mosaic rock there. It’s amazing to stand there and look over to Yerushalyim and Temple Mount with next to the very visible Mt. of Olives and Har Tzofim and appreciate the path the Kohen took to get here with the scapegoat-literally.

Of course as well I like to speak about the tons of Bedouin goats that are in the area and sometimes even like to stop and show them a few. Finally I like to point out the Yom Kippur festival as we drive through the hills of Yerushalayim and we pass the vineyards.
Just as we have seen the prophecies of this once desolate area rebuilt and flourished may we soon merit to see the Yom Kippur restored to its original glory.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE YOM KIPPUR AND GOAT JOKES  OF THE WEEK

What do you call a goat with a beard?
It is goatee!
Why is it hard to carryon a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat".
"How long have you felt like that"?
..... "Since I was a kid".

Why did the ram run over the cliff?
Answer: ...He didn't see the ewe turn.

What kind of music do goats listen to?
…...Baaa-ch!

What do you call a goat dressed like a clown? A silly billy. 

Rabbi to congregant:"Yes I understand that Burger Bar has a kashrut certificate and that they call it "fast" food......but you still can't eat it on Yom Kippur!"

A Jewish painter once went to speak privately with his rabbi shortly in Elul, the month that precedes the High Holy days. He confided in him that he had done dreadful things professionally: he had used poor quality paint and lied about it; he had not prepared the surfaces properly and lied about it; and had thinned his paint with turpentine. He asked what he could do to atone. Responded his rabbi:
"Repaint. Repaint, and thin no more."
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Answer is D–  This one was a coin toss for me. I got it wrong. I was never good with Arab names. They’re all Muhammed or Ali or Abu something or other, and knowing that no one that I would ever take on a tour would ever really care, I deleted all that information from my brain the second I passed the exam in order to leave room fro far more important information like where the best mehadrin restaraunts might be. It was a coin toss because I deleted two from the list right away. See Baibars was the Mamaluk guy from Egypt that wiped out Louis IX yemach shemo (may his wicked name be obliterated-He was the guy that massacred Jews and burned all of the Talmuds in Paris and who St. Louis is named after) and that was the 7th Crusade about 50 years after the 5th Crusade. Dahr Al Omar as well was in the 1700’s during the Ottaman period and was the ruler of Akko, he rebuilt on top of the Crusader city. I know that because I tour Akko a lot. So it left El Malik and El Hakim. Do you even care which one? I guessed Hakim. I was wrong Hakim was before the first Crusade and Malik was the man. I’m not losing any sleep or tourists over my failure to know that one.