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Friday, February 26, 2016

Mask-er Aide- Ki Tisa 5776/2016

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
 
February 26th 2016 -Volume 6, Issue 21 17th Adar I 5776
Parshat Ki Tisa
 
Mask-er Aid
 
There's one thing I never really got about Super Heroes. I can accept the whole radioactive spider thing or Kryptonian planets that they may come from or even some type of chemical occurrence that will cause them to be
super-fast, strong or even green when they’re angry. I'm cool with all that. But perhaps someone can explain to me why it is that when they put on a small little mask some tight leather and a cape or in the case of Superman just slick back his hair and take off their glasses that no one can recognize them. Now c'mon, I've tried those masks on and have lost or broken my glasses plenty of times and even donned a cape (or at least a Tallit quite often) although admittedly I avoid tight leather pants, and somehow no one seems to have a hard time figgering me out. So what's up with this whole mask bit? Am I missing something?
 Now I don't want you to get the wrong idea here. I am not a frequent dresser- upper and no matter how long I lived in Seattle it didn’t inspire me to change any time soon, despite the common bizzare attire that you might find on those that seem to be celebrating Purim all year that walk around Capitol Hill. No I'm quite comfortable in my own clothes and have never been particularly tempted to even wear lighter colored pants or colored shirts. Black and white suits me well. Yet, there is that once a year Purim season that I do get involved in that fun creative costume-ish type of mode.  It's then when my mind turns to ponder those earth shattering as to the nature of masks and costumes and what makes them tick.
 This week’s Torah portion introduces to us one of Judaism's greatest superheroes and lo and behold he too, the verse tells us dons a mask (probably a Tallit as well). For all those who are familiar with our Biblical hero Moses from the Torah rather than from Charlston Heston's depiction you would know, as we are told that post the sin of the Golden Calf when the forgiveness of God was granted as a result of Moshe's super heroic pleas for mercy he came down from the mountain and put on a mask. Now certainly he had no secret identity he was trying to protect so what was the function of this mask.
 The verse tells us.
Exodus 34:30
"And it was when Moshe came down from the mountain... and he did not know that his skin of his face shine when he was speaking with them. And when Aharon and the 
nation saw Moshe they feared to approach him."

The Parsha then concludes with Moshe's response. That when he finished speaking to them he then placed a mask upon his face and so it would be that whenever Moshe would speak with God he would remove the mask and then speak with the people. After he would speak the word of Hashem to them, he would then place the mask back on.
 
Now obviously this mask was not to hide Moshe's identity it doesn't even seem to be there to protect the Jewish people from his glowing countenance as he would remove it when he taught them the Torah. Rather Rabbi Moshe Feinstien suggests was to teach a lesson to a nation that sought to idolize (Golden Calf-literally) their leader and at the 

same time to teach a lesson to all teachers for all time.
 Yes, it is true that Moshe achieved a level of holiness and a relationship with God that the Torah tells us will never be replicated. "Face to face I speak to him" says the Lord. Yet at the same time the nation of Israel have to be able to view their leaders mask-less when it comes to the study of our Torah and teachings. There should be the realization and appreciation that they can also be a Moshe. That the study of Torah is not just for an elite that talks to God and hide behind a mask. It is for all Jews. It is our inheritance, our portion and our legacy. Our greatest leaders came from all parts of society, the wealthy the poor, the convert and even the very young. And so Moshe removed his mask so that they would be able to connect with that ray of light that was 
also theirs.
 There is also a lesson for our teachers and leaders, Rav Feinstien continues. They, no less than Moshe have to be able to see their students face to face as well. (I don't know what he would say to E-mail Insights, but I do invite you guys every week for Shabbos for face to face time and chulent too ). Without any masks or distance in a way that will connect with them. To understand their needs and challenges for their vantage 
point, so in turn they can best be there for them in the ways that are most meaningful.

 Maybe that's the difference between our heroes and the comic book heroes. Superheros in Judaism, unlike those caped crusaders, wear masks not to make themselves unrecognizable and to preserve their private lives so that the masses enthralled by their powers will be in even greater awe of their seemingly unattainable powers. No, our heroes, teachers and leaders wear their mask sometimes to cover up and hide that greatness so that the masses will never feel that they can't become heroes themselves. Their job is to teach and develop each of our own unique super powers to show their students their own humanity and mortality. To teach all of us the lesson that in the eyes of our Super- powered Creator all of us can bring down rays of glory and Godliness in our special role in the universe.

 Have a Moiridikeh Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
 
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S VIDEO OF THEWEEK
 
http://itvideo.me/watch/?v=exjR_JuVJNE -Tribute to Reb Shlomo Zalman Auerbach Yartzei this week
 
https://youtu.be/-oCstfrjb_E - Cool Dancing Chasidim catch that beat
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sWcBy-tNqI-Getting into the Wedding mood-like these Chuppa songs?
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK
                                                                                  
“A lustiger dales gait iber alles” Happy poverty overcomes everything
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT  OF THE WEEK
““Learn well. Eat well. Sleep well. And always smile.”
 
“It is customary to request forgiveness from the deceased. However, I have nothing to ask you forgiveness for. During the course of our marriage never did anything occur that would require either of us to ask the other’s forgiveness....”
 
“It’s alright if you quote my thoughts in your own name, just please don’t quote your thoughts in my name”.” -
 
HaRav Shlomo Zaman Auerbach, zt"l, 11th of Adar this Shabbos (1910 - 1995)-There are great men, holy men, brilliant men and warm friendly sensitive people-  a true Gadol a great man a real jewish leader is someone who embodies all of the above. Rabbi Shlomo Zalman was one of those individuals. Fortunate is the generation that merited to have him as its leader.
The future leader of the last generation was the first child to be born in the Shaarei Chesed neighborhood of Jerusalem founded by his maternal grandfather, Rabbi Shlomo Zalman Porush, after whom he was named. (A cousin of my wife’s great grandfather) His father, Rabbi Chaim Yehuda Leib Auerbach, was rosh yeshiva of Shaar Hashamayim Yeshiva, pone of the primary yeshivos of the city. The conditions back then were of abject poverty, many times he was sufficed with some stale bread and a piece of halva. Rav Shlomo Zalman one time told a student, who had missed yeshiva because he was feling ill, that if he had to miss every time he felt ill, the chances are he would never been able to learn at all”. By the age of eleven he was proficient in the entire talmudic tractate of Kiddushin. As a teenager he attended the Etz Chaim Yeshiva in Jerusalem. He was known for his diligence which is illustrated by an event which occurred while he was in yeshiva. On the day the first automobile rolled into Jerusalem along the Jaffa Road, all the students left their studies to marvel at the horse-less wagon. Only young Shlomo Zalman remained in his chair immersed in his studies. Following his marriage, to his spouse Chaya Rivka Ruchamkin which took place on Purim Meshulash in order not to waste time from learning, he moved in with his in-laws in order that he could dedicate himself fully to his learning..
His first major published work, Meorei Esh, was the first ever written on the subject of using electricity on Shabbat. The work was endorsed by Rabbi Chaim Ozer Grodzinski who read it and declared: "Or chadash al Tziyon ta'ir" - "A new light will shine upon Zion" - a quote from the daily morning prayers.
He had a close association with Rabbi Chaim Ozer Grodzinski, as well as the Chazon Ish and Rabbi Elazar Menachem Shach, the two iconic and preeminent leaders of Haredi Judaism of the first and middle segments of the 20th century. He became the pre-eminent halachic decisor of his time in Israel, respected by all streams of Orthodox Judaism. He was unique in his approach to halacha through thought experiments.
In 1949, he took a position as the Rosh Yehivah of Kol Torah, a position he heled until his death. One of his students note that perhaps his greatest lesson, was when he was asked a question during his first class that he gave there Reb Shlomo Zalman got up and said that he had erred, although he later said that he had three different responses, yet the question was stronger than the answers. His salary there interestingly enough was linked to that of the chief Rabbi of Jerusalem, as the Rabbinate had tried to poach him and with the urging of the Chazon Ish the yeshiva countered that they would always match that salary so as not to lose him. Renowned for his lucid classes as Rosh Yeshiva, his thousands of students continue to influence the Torah world today
 
But perhaps what most defined Rav Shlomo Zalman was his deep love and respect for every Jew. It didn’t matter what their background or religious perspective was. He met counseled and delighted in his interactions with everyone he met. His personal driver still treasures his music tape that Reb Shlomo Zalman gave him as a gift for being not his nahag-driver but rather as his manhig- his leader. He met with troubled children and families. He inspired with his appreciation that the Torah’s ways are of pleasantness that its laws must reflect that. His only periods of outrage when he saw others distorting that. Stories of how some people would allow their parents to carry in the Eruv on Shabbos for them because they would not use it, families that were nervous about relying on leniencies in regards to technology that would assist their families in regards to Shabbos usage, or those that would not rely on the leniencies in regards to the laws of Shemitta at the expense of shaming others, were all things that he decried. He raised his family to visit one another each week to show them how significant it was to have strong family ties. So many children in Jerusalem recall fondly how he would stop and schmooze with them. No one was beyond his scope of caring. This is what made him a Gadol.
After his wife died his health deteriorated. Yet until the end he would attend shul and greet and meet the many that came to him, getting upset when he found that his children were trying to keep people out and limit their access to him. His final acts were writing out checks to Tzedaka for needy families and making sure that his house keeper would get paid enough to sustain her family even after he was gone. An estimated 300,000 - 500,000 people attended his funeral in 1995. He was interred on Har HaMenuchot. Yet his legacy remains strong for all those that he inspired to follow in his ways. Fortunate is the generation that had him as their leader..
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q. The Gihon (inverted syphon) in the Amud stream is associated with:
  1. A.    The national water carrier
  1. Electricity in Naharayim
  2. Water to Magdala
  3. The early aqueduct to Tiberias
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK
There are times that to appreciate and fully comprehend Rashi’s understanding of the Pshat one has to really see the entire line of thinking that Rashi has in his understanding of the story being explained. More often than not, what he says in one place will shed light on another place. Not everyone can keep that line of thought but the Rav of Brisk certainly can.

In this week’s Torah portion Rashi has a consistent view that the story of the Golden Calf takes place before the commandment of the building of the Mishkan. On verse 33:11 Rashi gives his view of the timeline. Where he suggests that the 17th of Tamuz the Tablets were broken, on the 18th the Egel was burnt and the sinners judged and on the 19ht Moshe went up to plea on their behalf. The Ramban disagrees with Rashi, however and suggests that the Egel was burned and sinners punished all on the 17th. What is the reason for this debate?

The Rav suggests that this is really based on a previous debate between Rashi and the Ramban on the circumstances for why they were punished. Earlier in verse 32:20 Rashi suggests that three penalites were carried out. Those that had witnesses and that were forewarned were punished by sword as is the ruling for a city that worships idolatry (an Ir Nidachas), those that had witnesses but no warning died in the plague, and those without either were killed when the water they were forced to drink bloated their bellies. The Ramban on the other hand learns that there were too many people to bring to court and as a result this was considered extenuating circumstances and each Jew were told to carry a sword and carry out the judgement against the sinners in order to sanctify the name of Hashem.

The difference between the two opinions, the Rav states is that according to Rashi that the judgement was carried out in front of a court, then then the law that the court cannot issue its judgement for a death penalty on the same day that it is brought. They muse “sleep over” it for a night perhaps there may be a way to find an out for the accused. Therefore Rashi understands that the penalty wasn’t carried out until the following day. The Ramban, on the other hand who explains that the entire procedure was extra-judiciary would not require the overnight, and in fact quite the opposite the penalty must be carried out immediately. Two different views to understanding the story and the applicable laws that would impact the date on when it took place. So much depth when one sees Rashi as not just an independent commentary on the verse but rather as a whole commentator of the entire Torah.
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK-
Death of Joseph Stalin- 18th of Adar 1920- There is a joke that was once said, although the names can be changed, that the Rabbi had foretold that Jospeh Stalin would die on a Jewish holiday. When asked how the Rabbi knew that, he answered that any day that Stalin died would become a Jewish holiday. I don’t know about the 18th of Adar being a holiday but certainly the month of Adar is a time to celebrate the downfall of our enemies.
Stalin who polluted the world with his existence from 1878-1953 ranks right up there with Hitler as one of the most evil people of the last century. According to estimates he is responsible for anywhere from 10-60 million deaths under his regime of fear and terror. Stalin, like Hitler, was an anti-Semite and the Jews of the Soviet Union suffered immensely under his rule. Many Jews were forced into slave labor under Stalin upon fleeing Nazi-controlled areas. Jewish refugee children also grew up under horrendous conditions in the Soviet gulag. By 1953, the status of Soviet Jewry had deteriorated even further and Soviet Jews faced a possible genocide. Inexplicably, Soviet dictator Stalin collapsed on Purim. Soon afterward, he died, sparing the Jewish people another Holocaust. It was a miracle!
Stalin’s Final Solution
Stalin’s plan to annihilate the Jews of the Soviet Union, which he formulated immediately prior to his death, remains one of the lesser known facts of history. Not even ten years after the conclusion of the Holocaust, there was a full-scale attack upon Soviet Jews, complete with purges, executions, imprisonments, and the imposed exile of tens of thousands of Jews. In early 1953, the Soviet media alleged that Jewish doctors had conspired to poison top-level Soviet officials, thus increasing the level of hostility directed toward Soviet Jews. The Jews lived in terror under Stalin, especially in the early 1950s. In the midst of the so-called doctors’ plot, Stalin planned to deport two to four million Jews to Siberia and Central Asia, where they would be annihilated as a collective punishment for a conspiracy invented by the Stalin-controlled Soviet media.
During a meeting with top-level Soviet officials, there were government members who did oppose Stalin’s plan. Vyacheslav Molotov, who was married to a Jewish woman, staunchly objected to Stalin’s plans and had the audacity to tell the dictator that such a move would be horrendous for public relations. Another official, Kliment Yefremovich Voroshilov, actually went as far as chasing away Soviet agents from his home using a rifle in order to protect his Jewish wife. He then told Stalin that he no longer wished to be a member of the Communist Party. An enraged Stalin responded that only he had the right to determine who was a member of the Communist Party. Soon after that, on Purim day, Stalin collapsed on the floor and died not long after.
Interestingly, on the same day that Stalin collapsed, the leader of the Chabad movement, the Lubavitch Rebbe, lead a Purim gathering. Members of the Jewish community had asked him to pray for the Soviet Jewish community. However, instead of doing this, the Lubavitch Rebbe told a story. He proclaimed, “After the czar fell in Russia, it was announced that the government would be holding elections. The Rebbe Rashab, fifth to Chabad dynasty, sent word to the Chasidim that they were to participate in the voting process. There was one particular Chasid who was completely removed from the affairs of the world; to him the political arena was foreign territory. Nonetheless, having received an explicit instruction from the Rebbe, he set out to fulfill his command. With a sense of awe and reverence he immersed himself in a mikvah (ritual bath), donned his gartel (belt for prayer) and set out for the polling booth. Of course, when he got there, he had no idea what he was expected to do, but some of the more worldly Chasidim helped him cast his vote. Adjusting his gartel, the Chasid did what everyone else was doing. When the votes were cast, everyone cried out ‘Hurrah!’ Taking his cue from those around him he likewise cried out, ‘Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!’”
In this holy man’s heart, he meant to cry out in Hebrew the phrase, “hu ra,” which means “he is evil.” As the Lubavitch Rebbe stated the words “hu ra,” his face shown in such an inspiring way that his Purim gathering also began to shout “hu ra” with regard to Stalin. Soon after that, Stalin passed away. It is as if the Jewish people were praying for a miracle, and they got one.
According to Dr. Alex Rashin, author of Why Stalin Didn’t Murder All of the Jews, Stalin’s death “in itself [is] such a happy end to a huge threat [that] deserves to be remembered and commemorated by all Jews.” Traditionally, Jews believe that whenever the community is miraculously saved from disaster, this date should be celebrated on the appropriate date. Thus, in 1996, Dr. Rashin initiated Little Purim celebrations in honor of Soviet Jewry being saved, a tradition which continues in over 100 synagogues across the United States.
 
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COMMUNIST JOKES OF THE WEEK
(In mockery of Stalin may his name and memory be erased, death day)
 A Russian is informing the KGB. “I think my neighbors have suspicious contact with the West.”
KGB agent: “How can you tell?”
Russian: “I hear them eating every night!”
 
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Russian are spending a day at an art gallery. They come across a portrait of Adam and Eve.
The Englishman says, “Look how noble and dignified they are! They seem to be wise and cultured. Clearly, Adam and Eve were English.”
The Frenchman scoffs at this. “Look at how beautiful and sensual they are! They’re so graceful and in love, I’m certain that Adam and Eve were French.”
The Russian man is listening, and laughs at what he hears. “Comrades,” he says, “Adam and Eve have no clothes, no shelter, and all they have to eat is apples- and they are being told that this is paradise! Adam and Eve are obviously Russian!”
 
Khrushchev was busy denouncing Stalin at a public meeting when a voice shouted out “If you feel this way now, why didn’t you say so then?” To which the Soviet leader thundered “Who said that?”
There was a long and petrified silence which Khrushchev finally broke. “Now you know why.”
 
Five precepts of the Soviet intelligentsia (intellectuals):
Do not think. If you think - do not speak. If you think and speak - do not write. If you think, speak and write - do not sign. If you think, speak, write and sign - don’t be surprised.
 
Brezhnev sees a man carrying a watermelon while on a car ride on his way to home. He asks the driver to stop the car and approaches the man. He tells him that the watermelon is looking nice and asks him to sell it to him.
The man replies “Sure, pick the one you want” and Brezhnev asks “How can I pick? There is only one”.
The man replies “Just how we elected you.”
 
Rabinovich appeared at an October demonstration with a sign:“Thank you Stalin for my happy childhood.”
The party organizer runs up to him. “What are you trying to do? You’re an old man! When you were a child, Stalin wasn’t even born yet!”
“Yes, and for that I thank him.”
 
Four dogs - Mexican, American, Polish, Russian - are discussing their lives. The Mexican dog says, “the servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it.”
The American dog says, “you have servants in Mexico?”
The Polish dog says, “they feed you meat?”
The Russian dog says, “they let you bark?”
 
Brezhnev is making a speech to his comrades. A man stands up and asks “Comrade Brezhnev, what would be our war strategy if China attacks us. There are more than a billion Chinese people”. Brezhneve thinks for a minute and replies “We will fight same way Israeli Jews fight with the Arabs - they rely on quality, not quantity”. Another man stands up and asks “Comrade Brezhnev, are you sure we have enough Jews?”

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Answer is A - OK anyone out there know what an inverted syphon is? No, don’t feel bad either do I. I’m not an engineer. I’m just a tour guide, remember? That being said I got this right, as I do a lot of these questions by process of elimination. Nachal Amud is up by Meron a beautiful hike with options for a circular hike, or a longer one to Tzfat or an even longer one that goes all the way down to the Kinneret. So once you know that, then you can eliminate right away naharyim as this is nowhere near there. I was not aware of any reason to have an aquaduct going to Tiverya or Magdala as they both sit on the Kinneret, with plenty of fresh water so what would be the point? Which leaves the Movil Artzi-national water carrier, which has its Sapir plant by the Kinneret. Seemingly the way this thing works is that water is pumped from the Sapir plant to the national water carrier and it has to cross over the Amud stream so it is sent down a funnel like tall channel that builds up pressure and speed so that it can shoot up and out over the other side and continue on its path. That’s it.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

Looking for a Leader- Shemos 2015/5775

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 9th 2015 -Volume 5, Issue 12 -18th of Tevet 5775
Parshat Shemos
Looking for a Leader
So it's that time of year again. The Arabs have stopped killing us for about five minutes or so. It happens every now and again. (Note – how I said have stopped killing us not stopped trying to kill us- you have to read my words like Rashi to fully comprehend their depth- trying I don't think has ever stopped.) So in honor of the occasion and in order not lose that small window of opportunity, my blessed brothers here in this country of ours have quickly decided to call for elections, in order to increase fighting, divisionism, and in general hatred and vitriol between Jews. We don't get these chances often. Usually we have to hide in bunkers together and declare solidarity with our soldiers and support for the Government as we stand united against our enemies who seek to drive us into the sea. We all daven together, attend funerals sadly together, we see hareidi men going out to bring support to our front lines, visiting hospitals, we even have leftists  not hugging so many terrorists and actually even upon occasion condemning violence and not calling for us to vacate our homes. We're together and it's kind of awkward for many here. So at moments when we have a break, tragically we fall back to our far too familiar and comfortable traditional default status of Jew vs. Jew. Welcome to 2000 years of exile.

So in honor of the great occasion it I felt it behooves upon me to offer up some of my recommendations for candidates for Jewish leadership. I know many of you are clamoring for me to take that position. But frankly, Jerusalem gets me kind of dizzy, I like it here in Karmiel and I'm scared if I became prime minister I wouldn't have the time to share with you my weekly missives, And then what would you do? Now I know the pickings are slim out there in the running. There's not that many people in office or running for office that you feel you can trust not to sell you, your family and our country down the road for the opportunity to have a photo-op with a US president in the rose garden. Heck, there's probably no one you would even trust to babysit your pet rabbit. That being said I believe that the Torah's wisdom can share with us some really important insight into the types of people that Hashem choose for leadership. Some of their qualities, experience and strengths and let's see if we can kind of like-you know one of the Facebook "see-what-type-of-biblical-leader-you-are" type quiz's that they send you. Plug in the info and see who we come out with it.

So lets' start, as this week's Torah portion does, with perhaps our greatest leader, Moshe Rabbeinu. Would you back his candidacy. What do you think his chances would be of taking office? Now if I were asked to become his political campaign consultant- a job that I think too many Israelis feel they have- I would probably say that we would have to engage in an ancient Palestinian tradition of historical revisionism. Let's start from the beginning. First of all the Jewish people is in a crucial critical moment. We have been persecuted in Egypt for quite a long time now. Babies are being thrown into the Nile, we are being forced and whipped into devastating slave labor and we have lost all hope. It's time for change. Nothing like a good crisis to kick-off a campaign. Enter one Moshe Rabbeinu. Nothing like a new fresh face to step in and save the day. Except, problem one, he's not really a new face. See Moshe is the adopted grandson of Pharaoh. In fact when the verse tells us that Vayigdal Moshe and Moshe became great, Rashi quoting the Midrash notes that he was appointed to be Pharaoh's chief of staff, His Goebbels if you like. Hmmm… that doesn't seem to be something to put on his resume, although there is quite a tradition in this country of party leaders switching parties affiliations and ideologies regularly. It's not something you generally play up, although we can certainly work with it and describe it as an awakening that he had.

OK, what's next? So the Torah tells us he went out to his brothers and in fact gets himself into a street fight with an Egyptian that is beating up a Jew. That wouldn't have been too bad, although it is quite radical, it would've probably played out better if he had just mediated and convinced him to back down, but it certainly shows a sense of willingness to get his hands dirty, which people generally like. But then he actually killed the guy, even worse he buries him in the sand to cover it up. Even worse he gets himself into another fight with two Jews fighting-never a good place to be, and word gets out and he is in fact arrested for the murder of the Egyptian and sentenced to death according to the Midrash. Now we certainly have no important political figures in this country who have gone to jail. And perhaps we might even be able to sell the notion that why should we wait until after they are in office to send them to jail, Moshe served his time before hand already. But murder is kind of a harsh black spot to have on your resume.

Moshe flees before they can kill him and the Midrash fills in the blanks over the next forty years or so of his life. Let's see maybe he can overcome these challenges to making him electable. So first off the Torah tells us that he comes to Midian, and once again it seems this guy can't seem to get off trouble. He sees some women getting harassed by some shepherds and does the whole JDL thing again. The woman that he saves is incidentally the daughter of the Pope of the world at that time, Jethro also a former advisor and collaborator of Hitler/Pharaoh. Moshe marries his daughter, who incidentally according to the Midrash might have been a Kushit or African-american (although there was no American…what do you call them…hmmm Colored…? Negro…? Black? Any politically correct options? ) How do you think that would fly in Boro Park, Lakewood or Bnai Brak? I mean but let's leave the race card alone for a bit, but the Popes daughter?! Really? To make matters even worse for his campaign, the Midrash tells us that he eventually made it big there in Midian and became the ruler of the country there. Imagine the former king of Saudi Arabia running for Israel political office. Now I know former oil magnates make it big in the States, maybe pitch this as the Bush/Obama blend Oil meets African American…hmmmm…

Finally the Torah tells us he ends up as an eighty year old shepherd running around with sheep in the Sinai desert. It is there where he comes to his real "found God..halleluya" moment. Except it also doesn't seem to work out well. Rather than an expectant Moshe who we would hope would stand up for the Jewish people by the burning bush and jump at the opportunity to rescue them from their persecution and near-annihilation. Moshe tells Hashem "Who am I to take to go to Pharaoh and can I take out the Children of Israel from Egypt?" and as Rashi notes Moshe said, "Even if I am significant why is Israel worthy that a miracle should be done for the and that I should take them out of Egypt".  I hope they don't have any video of that conversation to release to channel 2. In the following week of discussion about him "running for office" . The Torah spends an inordinate amount of time and ink telling us how reluctant he is to take this job. He offers up his brother, Aharon as a candidate instead, he is extremely skeptical of whether the Jewish people will believe him or not. He almost seems oblivious to the fact that the entire time this conversation is going on "the trains are still heading to the Egyptian Auschwitz".

 Perhaps the final faux pas comes when after Hashem finally convinces him to take the job and he comes to Pharaoh and he fails to convince him to release the Jewish people and the work is doubled on the Jewish people and the local Jewish Biblical Times are already condemning this radical that has just stirred up the pot, Moshe loses it. He turns to Hashem and protests.
 "Why have you done bad to the people and why have you sent me? From the time I came to Pharaoh to speak in your name he has harmed this people and you haven't saved your nation".
Now remember this is Hashem here. The Master of the World. Yet Moshe right after the first crisis seems to fall apart and seems ready to head for the door. Can this really be the true leader of the Jewish people. Oh by the way did I mention he had a lisp as well and forgot to circumcise his son on the way into Israel. Ohhh the Jewish tabloids will have a field day with this election campaign. Let the blogging begin.

The truth is I don't think the Jewish people would ever have a more unlikely leader than Moshe (although King David is a very close second). It is perhaps precisely because he is so unlikely though that Hashem chose him and he became the greatest leader of our people of all time. In fact our sages tell us that if not for Moshe we would never have been able to leave Egypt, not ever received the Torah, no other individual who ever spoke to Hashem "face-to-face". The Zohar on a very deep level even tells us that there is a spark of Moshe in each and every Jew; The spark that is in the most unlikely of spots and the spark that will always connect us to the greatest of heights; to our redemption. What is that spark? What does is look like?

The Torah tells us the one thing about Moshe that was unique was that he was the humblest man on the face of the earth. Humility is not a feeling of inadequacy; it's not a feeling of wimpy-ness or a lack of appreciation of one's greatness. Humility is the recognition that I exist, and my power to accomplish is all only because it is the will of my Creator. I am nothing without Hashem and everything with Him. There is no 'God and I' there is only a "Moshe Moshe" -without the hyphen in between- that Hashem calls out to him from the bush as; A Moshe soul up above that has absolute clarity of the existence of Hashem how there is nothing that happens that is not His will, and a Moshe below that mirrors that exact sentiment and who's every fiber is governed by that.
Moshe doesn't see a difference between Egyptian fighting a Jew, a Jew fighting a Jew or some Midianites picking on the Pope's daughter. The will of Hashem is that truth and goodness must prevail. He doesn't even see Jews in Egypt's persecution as being worthy of redemption initially as they are meritless, until Hashem tells him that it is his will to take them out to bring them to Sinai. There's no black and no white, only Hashem. Once Moshe recognized that it is the will of Hashem to take them out he will even challenge Hashem based on his own will. Why then have you sent me, it is your name you told me it is your people. Let the party begin. That's our candidate. That's our leader; The unlikely person who views his entire existence as that of being an Eved Hashem-literally a servant of Hashem who cannot do anything, but for the will of God.

We need a Moshe today. We have had enough politics and poli-shticks, enough agendas, enough campaigns and enough fighting. Ritzoneinu Liros Malkeinu- We want to see our King. Moshe within 50 days of us leaving the lowest place where Jews can fall was able to raise our nation up to the highest level of our entire existence. Because it was never about him, he was nothing and therefore he became everything. We knew that. We felt it and we were thus inspired to the degree where we became the nation of Hashem. We said Naa'she V'Nishma- we will do and we will hear- none of the details of what the Torah said were necessary for us to hear before our acceptance of it. It was the will of God and that's all that counted. Our inner Moshe was redeemed. We were ready to serve our Creator.

Now if we can only get that back again…
Have a Marvelous Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S   YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK
First snow in Jerusalem!

Aharon Razel classic -Sneh Bo'eir-burning bush

If Moses had facebook

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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FAVORITE QUOTES  OF THE WEEK
"I used to be Snow White, but I drifted"-Mae West

"Ani Lo Nimtza HaYom Ani B'Snowfesh"- (I am unavailable today I'm on snowfesh (a new word combining snow and Chofesh (vacation) - an Israeli

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
(answer below at end of Email)
 Q.  The fast of Yom Kippur was determined by:
A.    The Jewish Sages (derabanan)
B.     The Torah (deoraita)
C.     Maimonides
D.    The Israeli Chief Rabbinate
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL MIDRASH OF THE WEEK
A fascinating Midrash about Moshe-tell me if it sounds familiar- when Moshe first arrived in Yisro's house, Yisro imprisoned him because he was fearful of Pharaoh. Tzipporah would sneak down and bring Moshe food for the next ten years. After 10 years, Tzippora told her father to come look at the man he imprisoned and when he found him still alive. He declared that "I heard about the greatness of the God of the jews. he saved Avraham from the fiery furnace Yitzchak from the knife on the altar and Yaakov from the hands of the angel. He also saved this man from Pharaoh's sword." He ordered Moshe freed and given a haircut and dressed and brought to the house. When Moshe went into the garden to thank Hashem he saw a staff with a sapphire on it stuck into the ground. He removed it and brought it to Yisro to find out who's it was. Yisro was in awe as he explained that he had taken this staff from Yosef after he died and it was predicted that whoever could pull it out of the ground would redeem the Jews from Egypt and no one has been able to do that until now.
The staff our Mishna in Avot tells us was created in the dusk before Shabbos of Creation and given to Adam. It was then handed down to his son Shais and tehn to Avraham, Yitzchak, Yaakov and Yosef. After Moshe it was passed down to King David and the succeeding kings of Yehudah.
Can anyone say excaliber?
RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL THINGS TO DO IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Connect with Hashem through weather – Most religious Jews that pray three times a day never realize how much of our prayers are about weather, rain snow, sun and all the blessing that it brings. Here in Israel weather is a really big deal. This past year was the worst year for rainfall ever! There wasn’t a water crisis because thank god we have developed over the past years water alternative options such as water purification and desalinization. But tour guides like me that had to bump our backsides on the Jordan river rocks all summer long knew it was pretty bad. Recently I was speaking to a farmer and he told me how good the cold is for the crops as the fruits come out sweeter. Being raised on the song rain rain go away come back another day, it's really wonderful to live in a place where when its raining every one is saying" B"H we need the rain". The ski slopes are opening up on the Hermon now. The schools are out for "snowfesh" and I'm grateful that things look good for my backside this coming summer rafting down the Jordan J.
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RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JOKES OF THE WEEK

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren.
 Q: How does a Snowman get to work? A: By icicle. 

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her.
 "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said,
 "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
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And the best for last
The Israeli Chariedi school Rebbe gets a call from the principal that he shouldn’t bother to come in as there is only 6 kids in school. The rebbe's response-
"I've got 12 at home…I'm coming in…J"
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Answer is B:  I can't believe that there is anyone that got this question wrong. If they did they have some serious atonin' to do this coming year… Yom Kippur is not only Biblical but it is the only fast that is Biblical and the punishment for eating is Kares/ being cut off from the Jewish people. In Israel even the most secular Jew observes Yom Kippur not necessarily by attending synagogue but certainly by refraining from work as the entire country is shut down and even highways are empty. The holiest day of the Jewish year is certainly holy for all in the holy land.