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Friday, January 28, 2022

A Farmer's Tale- Parshat Mishpatim 2022/ 5782

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 28th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 18 26th Shevat 5782

 

Parshat Mishpatim


A Farmer’s Tale

 

Reb Leibel had a successful business in Monsey, NY. ABC Rentals was a flourishing party supply rental company that he had spent years building it up and he was finally seeing the fruits of his labor. But those were not the fruits he was looking to reap. He wanted holy fruits. He wanted the fruits that his ancestors for generations and millennia had hoped to be able to partake in but were never able to. He wanted the fruits of the Eretz Yisrael and all the holiness that a life in that Promised Land offered. Yet, Monsey was his home. He had a family, children, a successful life and community with all the frillings that galus sometimes provides for us- at least when they’re not enslaving, oppressing, persecuting or throwing us into gas chambers, which generally happens after we’ve had too many of the frillings and forget where we really are meant to live.

 

But a drive down the local avenue where he did his shopping one day changed his mind. There were some “corner” youths that were hanging out on the street corner. They didn’t seem dangerous, just some goyim with nothing better to with their time but to start up with the passing cars; particularly those that were being driven by the local Jewish residents. As he stopped at the red light, they started jeering at him and threw at him the question that he had been struggling with the last few months. But when it came from them- it seemed like it was like the voice of an angel coming through what clearly resembled the mouth of the donkey of Bila’am.

 

“Hey Jew- Why don’t you go back to your own country!”

 

That was all it took. A short sentence, a racial epithet, and the question that he himself finally understood he was given the answer to. He came home that evening and after discussion with his Eishes Chayil decided at age 38 to pick up the family and make the move. It was time to finally go home.

 

Doron’s story was quite the opposite story. He was a third generation farmer who’s family came in the early days of the State from Iraq. They moved to the Moshav of Azarya that was named with an acronym by its original Olim from Zaku, Kurdistan (near Iraq), O’ley Z’aku R’au Y’eshuas Hashem- the immigrants of Zaku have seen the salvation of Hashem. In the early years of his farming career Doron had done what most of the farmers in Israel do in order to avoid the Shemitta and still work their fields and support their families. They availed themselves of the halachic loophole of Heter Mechira in which their lands are sold to gentiles for the year and they work and manage the fields in exchange for the profits that it produces. This is certainly not the ideal way to observe the mitzva of giving the land a rest for the year- neither is the Otzar Beis din method for that matter either, which also relies on many leniencies in order to enable the farmers to work and produce fruits that are taken by the Beis Din- Jewish court and are distributed. Yet this is the way that it was done in most places in Israel and certainly just shutting down his eggplant and vegetable farm which had just signed huge million-shekel contract with the Sabra salatim company didn’t seem too feasible.

 

That all changed one day when Doron bumped into some youth that were hanging out on the side of the road by his field. Unlike the ones Reb Leibel bumped into, these were really “brothers” whose long coats and hats were the only things black about them. They as well threw a question at Doron that changed his life. It was a few months before the start of the new Shemitta cycle and they wanted to know if he was going to be observing Shemitta properly by allowing his fields to lie fallow for the entire year. When Doron told them that he was utilizing the heter mechira as he always had done in the past, they looked at him a bit astounded.

 

“Don’t you realize that for thousands of years your ancestors, our ancestors, dreamed of coming to Israel to fulfill the mitzvos that were given of the Land? Now that you’re here, how can you not do what they had been longing to actualize?”

 

Doron was given pause. He thought about it. The words pierced his heart. There are so few Jews in Israel that have the opportunity that he had. All of those frummies in Bnai Brak or Jerusalem may be able to learn Torah better, daven harder, find all types of halachic areas in which they can serve Hashem in their own special ways that they can come up with. But how many people actually had farms that were working the land of Hashem? Of those, how many of them lived in the biblically obligated areas rather than the Arava or expanded areas of Israel? Of those how many were religious and of even the religious ones how many didn’t take advantage of selling their lands? The eyes and souls of those generations that sacrificed before him seemed to all be looking at him to be the one that will stand up and have the strength to give the land that rest that Hashem promised it will receive in this year. To reveal to the world that the entire world is really never ours. It’s Hashem. It’s why He gave us this land. To teach that to the world. And he was really one of the only few Jews in the world qualified enough to teach that lesson.

 

He came home that day and discussed it with his wife Ilana who had already been inspired to up their shemitta observance a notch. Her father had died not long before and when the Mishnayos to study for his yartzeit was distributed they had unknowingly taken upon themselves to learn the tractate of Shevi’is about this special mitzva and all of it’s intricacies. At first they figured they would tip their toes into the process. Maybe some fields would be shemitta la’chumra (by which the fields would be left entirely ownerless for all to take or to be distributed) and the rest would be sold as they did in the past. Yet, as it got closer and after a few meetings with the Rabbis from the Shemitta organization that assists and guides farmers through the process of Keren Ha’Sheviis, they realized that they had to be all in.

 

The only problem was that they were a bit late in the game. See, Doron had already ordered 10’s of thousands of eggplants that he had planned to plant before Rosh Hashana so that they would be permissible during the first year they grew; as they would still be considered 6th year produce. They arrived late however and he had planted them after Rosh Hashana. A big mistake. They would now be forbidden. Not only would they be unable to eat or sell them, but they were forbidden for anyone to eat as they were grown in the Sabbatical year and they had to be destroyed. Ouch!

 

Now you and I might not appreciate the relationship between a farmer and his crops. Although I certainly could understand that more than I do those people that buy or adopt four legged animals that they seem to care a lot for and walk them every morning and scoop up their stuff with. I never understood my wife’s connection to the rabbit phase she once put our family through for a few years until one morning one of my neighbors four legged felines ate them all in the great Karmiel Schwartz rabbit massacre of 2015. But getting attached to eggplants? To salad? I can understand sheep or even chickens despite their smell, because at least you get a nice shwarma or schnitzel at the end of the day. But salad? Yet, I could see in Doron’s teary eyes as he told me about how his eggplants that they were more than just babaghanush to him. They were even more than just a way of making a ton of money by selling them to salatim companies all over the world. He was attached to them. He cared for them. He planted them and watched them daily, growing and flourishing. And now he had to watch them die.

 

Yet, it seems that Hashem wasn’t just happy with a passive euthanasia for these poor eggplants of his. The rabbis had told him that all he had to do was just stop watering them. Without water they certainly wouldn’t be able to sustain the heat of the hot houses that they were being grown in and they would just wither and die. It was just like pulling the plug. A DNR so to speak.

 

But bizarrely enough these little guys didn’t pass on quietly. Much to his surprise and perhaps even consternation, they continued to grow and flower. Weeks went by and they got bigger and bigger. This was not good. They needed to die. They couldn’t be hanging around much longer. Someone might eat them. It seems Hashem was demanding an  Akeidas Yitzchak” of him or “Eggplate-us Doron if you will oyyyy… ”. So upon the advice of his Rabbis, Doron got up early the next morning, just like our ancestor Avraham, he took the special pesticide that they used on vegetables and he poured it into the water pipes. There they would turn into gas after being pumped into those hothouses that would now become eggplant crematoriums, that still stand tall there until today as a reminder of the heroism of this holy servant of Hashem.

 

20,000 new eggplants grown in shemitta would never see the inside of a sabra chatzilim container. They would never be used a dip on a Shabbos table with challah. They would never be carved out and have techina poured inside of them with paprika to make them look pretty. They died however in the greatest Kiddush Hashem an eggplant could ever achieve. The last song on their purple fleshy lips was ani maamin be’emuna shlaima- I belief with full faith that Hashem is the Master of the world. The entire land of Israel is His. He gave it to His holy nation so they may shine that light out to the world, because this is the only place that we can do that from.

 

The Ohr Hachayim Ha’Kadosh notes an amazing idea in this week’s Torah portions that interrupts the story of the Giving of the Torah from last week, with a whole litany of mitzvos that range the entire gamut of Jewish life. Right at the center of those mitzvos the Torah tells us two mitzvos.

 

Shemos (23:9-10) You shall not oppress a stranger, for you know the feelings of the stranger, having yourselves been strangers in the land of Egypt.

And Six years you shall sow your land and gather in its yield; but in the seventh you shall let it rest and lie fallow. Let the needy among your people eat of it, and what they leave let the wild beasts eat. You shall do the same with your vineyards and your olive groves.

 

What is the connection between the mitzvos of not oppressing the convert or stranger in our land with the laws of Shemitta?

 

The Ohr Ha’Chayim explains that the key to us never being strangers again in a foreign land and being subjected to exile is by adhering to the laws and mitzva of Shemitta. But it seems that it is even deeper than that. For to a large degree Shemitta is really like going into exile a bit from our own land. It is saying the fields are not mine. Those aren’t my eggplants. Those aren’t my tomatoes or vineyards. It’s Hashem’s land. I’m just a dweller here. A stranger that has been offered eternal hospitality on the five star level in the greatest country in the world. The fruit and food and livelihood that a farmer has during this Shemitta year is essentially like the Manna that we received in the wilderness. It’s lechem min Hashamayim- bread from heaven. It’s understanding and revealing that all the fruits and vegetables that I toil and plant for the 6 years really as well just come from Hashem. He provides whether I plant and work the field or not. He commands His blessing and I receive.

 

When we don’t observe Shemitta, when we live here in Israel and we forget that we are strangers in this world that are guests on the table of Hashem, when we think we have to go into the kitchen and get our own meal, then Hashem sends us into exile so that the guys on the street corner will remind us that we’re not home there. We belong on the King’s table. We belong in the holy land.

 

During this year of Shemitta, there are more and more holy farmers that I meet that share the stories of what we might see as sacrifice and heroism, but they repeatedly assure me is only blessing and even pragmatism. They have seen their fields and parnassah flourish in so many unexpected ways. They have seen the thousands of people that visit them and even come to them for blessings-as Rav Chaim Kanievsky as well as other great Rabbis have recognized that the power to bring all types of much needed yeshuot for so many who need them in all areas of life, health, children and marriage.  That power to break down the decrees of heaven lies in the strength of faith that these farmers have. So the people come. And the blessings do as well.

 

The portion that follows the mitzva of Shemitta and of being stranger in a foreign land is the mitzva of three times a year bringing all of our sacrifices and gifts to Hashem on the holidays of Pesach, Shavuot and Sukkot to the Bais Ha’Mikdash. May the merit of the observance of Shemitta that has returned us to our land, bring us to the next stage when the shechina itself returns to the place it belongs and we may once again visit our Father in Yerushalayim rebuilt.

 

Have a holy restful Shabbos and a Happy Chodesh Adar Aleph!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Vildeh grozen vaksen iber nacht.” .- Crabgrass grows overnight.  

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

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13)  The name "Mount of the Curse" (har ha’klala) was given to: __________.

A controversial discovery at the site was identified by the excavator as being:

A)  The Ark of the Covenant

B)  The site of Balaam’s curse

C)  Joshua’s altar

D)  The site where  Jesus “Yoshka” was betrayed

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqtiYCZrlc   – Ilana Tauvig, Doron (aboves wife) of the Shemitta farm and eggplants!

 

https://youtu.be/Jyb15mqfBBw   - Bo’ee Kallah- Yoni Z’s latest Chuppa beautiful song…

 

https://youtu.be/q6Km9gFqV0M  – Benny Friedman and Shuki Solomon’s latest collaboration Shir Ha’tzedaka

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri_RpM474Bs   - Motty Shteimetz a Shemitteleh Gevein- Yiddish and English

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG30sBjmZ2I  - Yoel Gold- Saved by Shemitta story Cool!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Shabbos Shemitta or Not? -Parshat Mishpatim- Could you imagine a year without Shabbos? How about one without Pesach Shavuot or Sukkot either? Incomprehensible, right? Yet Rashi in this week’s Parsha quotes the mechilta that tells us that is in fact the exactly what one might think the law is from the Torah. In fact it has to go out of its way to tell us that it is in fact not the case.

Our Torah portion this week which brings down a chulent of varied laws tells us the mitzva of the Sabbatical/ Shemitta year, which we’re observing this year in Israel. Right after that the Torah tells us the mitzva of Shabbat and the Mitzva of the pilgrimage holidays. Rashi, seemingly troubled by the juxtaposition of these laws, explains that one might think that in the Shemitta year one did not need to observe the weekly Shabbat of Bereishit/Creation-seemingly because the entire year is called by the Torah, Shabbat. Hashem therefore tells us the mitzva of Shabbat to tell us that even in the 7th year one must observe it. Similarly, Rashi notes by the holidays that one might think in the Sabbatical year the holidays might be removed from their place and therefore Hashem commands us about them as well even in that year.

 

This is truly a mind-blowing concept. Why would I think there would be no Shabbos or holidays, just because it’s a Sabbatical year? Perhaps the clue is in the word that Rashi uses “Shabbat Bereishit”. There are two aspects to Shabbos. One that we remember that Hashem created the world and that it belongs to Him. The second is, that he runs the world, controls it and gave it to us as a special day to remember that He took us out of Egypt; “zecher li’yitziat mitzrayim”. When a farmer observes the Shemitta year, to a large degree he is already testifying that the land belongs to Hashem. He has shut down his business, he allows anyone who wants to come in and take what they like each day. It is a daily testimony to what Shabbos Bereshit is meant to mean to us. Therefore, one might think that Shabbat Bereishit is extraneous.

 

As well, the holidays as they are brought down in these verses, speak about the agricultural aspect of the holidays; the spring, reaping and harvesting seasons of Pesach, Shavuot and Sukkot. The idea being Rashi notes, that in a year that one does not engage in these activities one might thing that the holidays are “moved from their place”. Our farmer has moved beyond his fields already. He is already in a spiritual state, there is no need for him to connect the holidays with the agricultural seasons.

 

For both of these days Hashem tells us, yes but Shabbat was given to you as a day of rest as well. The holidays were given to you so that you may come see “My Face” and celebrate with Me. Regardless if you are working your fields this year or not, regardless if you already acknowledge My existence. I want you to celebrate Shabbat and Yom Tov because it is our special time together. They are days for you and I to bond. What a beautiful thought!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Tombs of the Known (Enemy) Soldiers- 797 BC-   The end of what should’ve been the reign of glory of Shlomo and the building of the Beit Ha’Mikdash ended ignominiously. Shlomo, being the 15th generation from the period of Avraham Avinu, is like the full moon when Klal Yisrael is at its peak. From the middle of the month then moon’s light begins to wane as did the spiritual level of our nation. Shlomo himself was not necessarily held personally accountable for the sins of the inappropriate and idolatrous wives that he had married from other nations, as he remained righteous. Yet Hashem told him that ultimately his kingdom will not have longevity and will be full of strife.

 

Two specific enemies that attacked and reigned terror on Eretz Yisrael were Hadad Ben Adad, who was an Amalekite descendant- interesting that the other Amaleki name we know is called Agag. I guess they like the Aleph then double letter construct. And the second was Razon ben Eliyoda who was based up in Damascus under the empire of Aram. So basically was getting hit in the South from Egypt- despite Shlomo having married the daughter of Pharaoh there and in the North from what is today Syria in the Golan Heights.

 

Hadad actually had a bit of history with the Jewish people. His father Adad and their men were wiped out by Yoav, Dovid’s general without his permission. He only let the women live and killed the men. It seem he misread or misinterpreted the verse that says to wipe out the memory (zecher) of Amalek, rather he read it as the males (zachar) of Amalek. Dovid then in an extraordinary act goes back to that battlefield and takes the bodies of the enemy Edomites that Yoav had killed and left there and gives them all a proper burial. With this a tremendous Kiddush Hashem was made, that every human being no matter how evil is created in the image of Hashem and deserves the dignity of a proper burial.

 

Today in Israel there is in fact two cemeteries where the Israeli army buries enemy terrorists. The first is near Gesher Adam in the Jordan Valley, the former bridge to Jordan. It was established in the late 70’s when many terrorists entered Israel from the refugee camps that were in Jordan to attack Israel. They were killed and buried there. As well during the Lebanon wars a cemetery was established near Gesher Bnos Yaakov and later moved near Amiad where as well there were hundreds of bodies interred in graves there. Over the years in various exchanges with our terrorist neighboring countries Israel has returned hundreds of bodies to their countries. More often it was in exchange for the wonderful peace we share with them or for bodies of our own holy soldiers that they had been holding on to.

 

The Midrash tells us that in Messianic times in the battle of Gog and Magog, in the valley of Meggido (thus the word Armageddon),  the nation of Israel will spend 7 months burying the bodies of our enemies that will be killed here. Then the land will finally be purified. Hopefully that day will be soon.

 

Next week we finish the life of Shlomo with his final internal enemy and successor Yeravam Ben Nevat.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE FARMER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 Dudi Shaked, an Israeli farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around.

During his first day of work, the local Rabbi stops by to bless the man's work, saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!"

A few months later, the Rabbi stops by again to call on the Dudi. Lo and behold, it's like a completely different place -- the farm house is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition, there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens, and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.

"Amazing!" the Rabbi says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

"Yes, Rabbi," says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

 

Back in one of the shtetels of Europe, the local Rebbe was having a conversation with a poor farmer about the nature of belief, and how even difficult financial times, everything comes from Hashem. The Rebbe said to the poor farmer, "Reb Yid, let me ask you, if you had a horse, and you were asked, would you give it to Hashem?"

"Yes," replied the farmer.

"And if you had a cow?"

"Absolutely."

"And a goat?"

"Of course."

"A wagon?"

"Rebbe, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a wagon!"

 

A rabbi, a Hindu priest, and a politician went hiking. Night fell and they were exhausted. The hotel on the map was nowhere to be seen. They knocked on the door of a farm and asked if they could spend the night.

The farmer said, “Of course, but I only have a small room with two beds. One of you will have to sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu priest said, “I need no material comforts. I will gladly take the barn.”

The rabbi and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the Hindu priest standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there is a cow in the barn, and I cannot sleep beside such a holy animal.”

The rabbi said, “No problem, my brother. I’ll take the barn.

The Hindu priest and the politician were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the rabbi standing there.

“So sorry, my friends, but there’s a pig in the barn, and I can’t sleep beside such a filthy animal.”

The politician said, “OK, let it be remembered that I sacrificed my comfort for the greater good.”

The rabbi and the Hindu priest were settling in when they heard a knock on the door. They opened it to find the pig and the cow standing there.

 

Morty Applebaum bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back," said Morty.

"Can't do that,” replied the farmer. “I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Morty and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off. I sold five hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?" asked the farmer.

"Just the guy who won,” said Morty. “So I gave him his two dollars back."

 A  man was driving down a country lane when he spotted the most beautiful horse he'd ever seen standing in the middle of a field. He slammed on his brakes and stopped to have a quick look. "I must buy that horse," he said to himself and immediately went in search of the owner. Arriving at a nearby farmhouse, he knocked on the door.

"Are you the owner of that magnificent animal in the field back there?" he asked.

"Yes," replied the farmer, an old Jewish man named Moishe.

"Then I simply must buy him from you."

"I can't sell him," said the Moishe the farmer. "He doesn't look too good."

"What do you mean? He's the most beautiful horse I've seen in my life. Please!"

"Well, okay," conceded Moishe the farmer, "If you insist. Does a thousand dollars sound reasonable to you?"

"Absolutely," said the man, and he took the horse home on a trailer.

A few days later, Moishe the farmer heard another knock on his door. It was the man with the horse. "You ripped me off!" yelled the man. "That horse is as blind as a bat!"

"I tried to warn you," answered Moishe the farmer. "I told you he doesn't look too good.”

 What day do potatoes hate the most? Fry-day!

 What new crop did the farmer plant? Beets me! What grows under your nose? Tulips! Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden.

 What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

 “Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the utter side!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!

Why did the horse cross the road? To visit his neighborhood!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To get all of his animals back!

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Answer is C – OK So how many of you answered Har Gerizim? Well you’re close but no cigar, as they say. Har Gerizim or as it’s called today by the Shmoronim or Israel is called Har Bracha. Har Eival was the mountain where the curses were directed to when they were recited when the Jews first came into the land and had the historic gathering between these two mountains. On Har Eival there’s a huge rock structure that most archeologists now agree was the Mizbayach that Yehoshua built at the time as they offered sacrifices at this gathering. It fits the size of the Mizbayach that was in the Temple as well as the construction that didn’t have any stones that were cut with a metal blade, the ramp leading up to it and even the Kosher animal bones that were uncovered there are all quite compelling pieces of evidence. I got this right although to be honest, it’s not a place I tour quite often. So the score is now Schwartz 10.5 and 2.5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

 

 

Thursday, May 23, 2019

Day Off- Day On- Parshat Behar- Bechokosai 2019 / 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
May 24th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 33-19th of Iyar 5779

Parshat Behar/Bechukosai
Day off- Day on

“So what do you do on your days off?” is a common question I get from my tourists. Thank God, I don’t have that many of them. Baruch Hashem, particularly this season- which pretty much runs from a few weeks ago through the summer, it’s pretty swamped. But when they do come around, I have so much backlog to get to, it’s usually catch-up time. I have to get follow-up itineraries for my tourists out- (shhhh.. I’m still in January… they’re on the way I promise…). I have Mishpacha articles to write, sermons to transcribe that I gave in my shul that are just little short-hand notes and oh yeah, I almost forgot I have a few kids at home still that I try to get re-acquainted with. I want to make sure they will invite me to their simchas J. And of course most important is my incredible rebbetzin who has been holding down the fort while I run around the country and party all day with my tourists. She wouldn’t mind seeing me a bit as well. One would think after spending a week and a half with me in the jungle would have cured her of that. But for some reason she seems to like to see me still. And it’s not just because it’s her birthday this week. See I remembered. Happy Birthday! May Hashem bless you until 120 that your husband be a bit more “present” at least physically. And I don’t mean by gaining more weight!

But what do you do in your spare time? Do you have any? I’m not talking to those of you that are retired in Boca. I know you’re busy worrying about your children and grandchildren living in Israel. I mean the rest of you; the harried mothers holding down the fort, many of you balancing work and family. The fathers desperately scrambling to make ends meet, pay astronomical tuitions bills and meet community responsibilities. The teen-agers and colleges students with their exams, social lives, and studies or in Israel army or yeshiva duties. So you have a day off, maybe even a few days, whatcha gonna do with it? How about if you had… get ready… a whole year off? Did you ever dream of such a thing?

Well it may not be such a foreign concept. Well at least for those of us living in Eretz Yisrael. You guys in the diaspora should keep dreaming. This week’sTorah portion- in the diaspora- of Behar teaches us about the mitzva of shemitta in another 2 and half years. God willing Mashiach will be here and you will join us, but even if god forbid if he isn’t it will be a year off for all the farmers at least. So better start upping your Farmville game. But seriously imagine that. In the times of the Temple most people were involved in agriculture and for a whole year they didn’t work a bit. What did they do?

Well for those of you in suspense, we here in Israel that are a parsha ahead of you have the answer. It is in this week’s Torah portion, Parshat Bechukosai which in a regular non-leap year is read together with Behar. It begins with the mitzva of studying Torah.

Vayikra (26:3) Im Bechukosai teileichu- If you will walk in my statues and you will observe my commandments and fulfill them and I will give rain in tis time and the land will give its produce….
Rashi notes that walking in the statues cannot be a reference to the fulfillment of the commandments as that is stated afterwards. Rather it refers to the mitzva of laboring in Torah. What are Jews meant to be doing shemitta? Laboring in Torah. Joining a yeshiva. A shiur. Finishing Shas. Writing a book on a Torah subject. A few books, perhaps. The main thing is it should be something of labor and it should be Torah.

But the Torah portion is not talking about shemitta; those of you that actually open the book and read through the Torah portion, rather than trust the E-Mail rabbi, might protest. Ahhh but it does. You just have to read carefully.

See the end of the Torah portion is the Tochacha, the rebuke and admonition of the Jewish people and the terrifying punishments that will befall us if we don’t follow the mitzvos. There is a theme through all of them. It is the number 7.

The beginning of the rebuke numbers 7 sins and in exchange for that there will be 7 punishments. Rashi notes that they are a slippery slope and one leads to the other. This is how he enumerates them.
Rashi ibid  (26:15) 1) He did not study, 2) he did not perform 3) he abhors others that performs 4) he hates the Torah scholars 5) he prevents others from performing commandments 6) he renounces the mitzvos 7) he renounces Hashem.

The parsha continues to the point where the Torah itself tells us that the problem is 7.
Vayikra (26:21) If you behave casually with and refuse to heed Me then I shall lay a further blow upon you-seven like your sins.

And again Vayikra (26:23) if despite these you will not be chastised to Me and you behave casually with Me then I too will behave toward you with casualness and I will strike you seven ways for you sins.

And just in case you didn’t get the point yet.
Vayikra (26:27) If despite this you will not heed Me and you behave toward Me with casualness, I will behave toward you with a fury of casualness; I will chastise you, even I 7 ways for your sins

Finally, finally it ends with the verse that pretty much tells us it’s all about shemitta.

Vayikra (26:34) Then the land will appease its shemitta years during all the years of its desolation, while you are in the land of your foes; … whatever it did not rest during your shemitta years when you dwelled upon her.

Rashi in fact does the math that the 70 years were in exile corresponds to the 70 shemittas that were not observed during the 430 years we were in the land in the first Temple. (Check it out to see the exact math). Reb Yaakov Kaminetzky though is troubled by this. Is it really possible that the Jewish people never kept shemitta? How could that be?

His answer is revolutionary. He notes that the Torah seems to be mixing two things together and of course this is not coincidental. On one hand it tells us that the punishments will come because we are not toiling in Torah. On the other hand, it tells us that it is a result of the non-observance of the sabbatical year. What is the connection? The answer he says is that Hashem is giving us a year off for one purpose. It’s not to catch up on the housework, it’s not to go on that long, promised and delayed family vacation (or safari J), it’s not even to spend quality time on community projects. It’s to toil in Torah. It’s to immerse oneself entirely in the study of our holy works. And this is where the Jews that lived in Israel during the Temple period missed the boat.

See they certainly did not work on their fields. There was no need to. Hashem provided enough crops in year 6 to last them for three years. But rather than take that great bounty and realize that they have enough in the bank or storehouse to last them and go back to Kollel. They wasted their year. They woke up late, rolled out of bed, played some shuffleboard, maybe cracked a book or a Torah E-Mail that they had backlogged for a few years and thought they would get to one day when they had an extra hour or so to read through the entire thing besides the jokes on the bottom. But they didn’t toil. They didn’t sweat in it. It therefore never permeated them as it was meant to for the next 6 years. That’s called not observing the shemitta. That is called being casual with Hashem.

I remember when I was in yeshiva finishing off High School, I asked my Rosh Yeshiva why it was so important to go full time to Beit Midrash. Why couldn’t I just go part-time to yeshiva and then in the evening go to college or nights school, as my parents were hocking me to. I would probably never be a Rabbi anyways. Famous last words. I would probably just be a working baal habos- a layman. I would make a living and of course have a daily seder to study. What was wrong with that?
Now don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t really that interested in going to college either. But to be honest it wasn’t because I was so interested in learning. College was just a pain in the neck of more boring secular studies and tests and exams and homework that I was pretty relieved to finally be done with. But regardless of my personal desires or lack of interest, I wanted the answer. Why was it so important? What was the real reason he was so opposed to it? What was a good reason that I could tell my parents?

His answer resonated with me then and it still does today. He told me that the only way that I would ever become that baalabos, that working/learning layman, that set himself a daily Torah class and session, was if I sat in Beis Midrash and toiled in Torah for a few years first. Otherwise, he said, it will never be a part of you. It will never be something that you feel you need to become who you are meant to. It will never be your water. It will never be your life.

What can I say? Me and my Rosh Yeshiva did not agree on much. I, in fact left (or was left from) the yeshiva not too long after. But those words and that idea sat with me then and it does until today. What is my life about? What is it that I long for? What do I want to do in my spare time or year. The answer is toil in Torah. Open up those sefarim I bought and buy that I hope to get to one day. Explore some of the deeper Torah thesis that always perocolate in my mind. Finish shas. Get a second semicha from the Israeli rabbanut – that has a pretty high standard. Go for Dayanut. The civil laws. This is what shemitta is all about. This is what a Jew is meant to have as his focus.

The truth is one doesn’t have to wait for shemitta. Hashem calls Shemitta his Shabbos. Each Shabbos is like a mini-shemitta. Particularly these long shabbatot. There is no work, there is no worry. It’s a time to establish a seder when you can reach a goal. A torah toiling goal. Shemmita isn’t a year off and Shabbos isn’t a day of the word Shabbos comes from the root Shuv- to return. It is a day to return to our essence. This period of Omer we read about the shemitta and Shabbos cycles. It is 7 shabbatot temimot. 7 complete Shabbosos. Complete, doesn’t meant that it isn’t lacking any days. It means that you have used your Shabboses to complete your entire week. You have refocused your week to revolve around that seder,- that return, that you have each Shabbos. That is how we count up to the giving of the Torah. And in that merit we should all celebrate that upcoming Shavuot holiday in the Temple rebuilt when we can once again begin and celebrate that cycle.
Have a inspirationally accomplished Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Di shversteh arbet iz arumtsugain laidik” The hardest work is to go idle.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The national watershed passes in Jerusalem at:
A. Mount Herzl – Mount Ora
B. Armon haNatziv – Temple Mount
C. Mount Scopus – Mount of Olives
D. Ketef Hinom – Romema

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/9Dv39cjfC1k   – New Rebbe Shimon by MBD!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJ_tlD-GGSA   – Meron Lag Ba’Omer 2019 Compilation

https://youtu.be/VD6-6G2HDqs      –Beauttiful Kel Mistater Kretchnif Yiddish with Hebrew subtitles (thank god)

https://vimeo.com/124490496 - My Uncle Mendy Z”l speaking at Torah Umesorah convention about a topic dear to his heart-abuse..

https://vimeo.com/268582166- My eulogy of him at his funeral…


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Bechokosai– Ok, we’re getting closer to Shavuot the day we got the Torah and the lomdus juices are really flowing! Does everyone have their lomdus heads on today? Get ready for an incredible lomdushe shtikel!

This week at the conclusion of sefer Vayikra the Torah tells us about the mitzva of Maaser Beheima- the tithing of one’s cattle.

Vayikra (27:32-33) And the tithe of your cattle and flock.. the tenth shall be holy to Hashem… It shall not be redeemed.

Now unlike other tithes that are given to the Kohen and the Levi, this one is for the owner and his friends to eat with one caveat of course. There’s always a catch. See the animal had to be brought to Yerushalayim, shechted in the Beit Hamikdash, its blood and fats burned on the altar and then it was eaten by the owners within the walls of Yerushalayim. Our sages actually said that this was done three times a year 15 days before the pilgrimage holidays of Pesach Shavuot and Sukkot- Yes, so right now! This was in order that there should be plenty of meat to go around for everyone that would come up to Jerusalem for the holiday. Now imagine if a man had a herd of a hundred or so sheep or cows. Think of all of the steaks and shwarmas that he would be bringing up for everyone to eat in Yerushalayim. 1/10th of his herd. Pretty awesome.

There is another mitzva in the parsha as well that is a prohibition for someone that has an animal that he sanctified as a korban/sacrifice to switch it out for another animal and the Torah tells us

Vayikra (27:10) And he shall not exchange it or switch it, not a good for a bad or a bad for a good one. And if he switches it-  than it (the original animal) and its exchanged one shall be holy.

So seemingly you lose two animals. In addition, like any biblical commandment that you violate, the owner would receive lashes for making this exchange. Now for a bit of lomdus. The Talmud records a seemingly philosophical global dispute between Abaye and Rava in regarding this law.

Temura (4b) Abaya says; anything that the Torah tells you not to do and you violate it and do the act, the act is a valid act. For if you would think that is not true than why would one get lashes. Rava said it is not valid at all and the reason he receives lashes is because he violated the word of the Torah.

So their debate seemingly is if the exchange is a valid exchange. Abaya says the exchange works and the proof is because if it wasn’t then why would he get lashes for exchanging it if the exchange never went through. Rava on the other hand suggests the exchange would not be valid, if not for the Torah telling us specifically that it is and regardless he would get the lashes is for his violation of the Torah prohibition to sell it. Got it so far?

Now the Rambam seemingly does not rule like either of these opinions. He writes in regards to the original law that we mentioned of tithing the animals that it is forbidden to sell the animal and then he writes

Rambam Hilchot Bechorot (6:5) And it seems to me that the one who sold the animal did not accomplish anything. The purchaser does not acquire it and therefore the seller does not receive lashes.

Now this would seem like neither opinion. According to Abaya the sale should be valid and according to Rava even if the sale is invalid he should receive lashes for violating the commandment. So as we say in yeshiva- what’s pshat?

So the Steipler explains quite lomdishly that one has to understand the essence of the debate between Abaya and Rava. Abaya understands that when the Torah prohibits something it is because it does not want the action to take place. It doesn’t want the outcome. Therefore, if there is no outcome- if the sale or exchange is not valid there would be no lashes.

Rava on the other hand works under the premise that the Torah is not as much concerned with the outcome but rather it does not want the person to violate the commandment and preform the action. Therefore, it doesn’t make a difference rather his action came to fruition or not, at the end of the day the man did the prohibition and thus he is punished.

Now here comes the chap. Rava only would maintain his position when the prohibition is specifically on the action. For example, when the Torah tells us he should not exchange the animal. If he exchanged, he has violated it regardless if it is valid or not. By the sale of the animal on the other hand if you read the verse carefully the Torah tells us “It shall not be redeemed”. The Torah specifically tells us that it does not want the outcome. The prohibition is linked to whether the animal was in fact redeemed or not. Therefore, in this case where the sale was not vaild then both Abaya and Rava would agree that there is not punishment, there are no lashes. Abaya because there was no sale and Rava because the Torah here did not prohibit the sale, only the result of the animal being sold, which never happened as it was not valid. And there you have it!

Did you get it all? If not wait till Shavuot night, the night when lomdus was revealed, I’m sure you’ll get it then.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Division of the Land –Tribe of Shimon 1265 BC – If I had to say who got the rawest deal of the 12 tribes I think Shimon would get that prize. For the 2nd oldest of the tribes you’d figure he would have some seniority and perhaps he would have. But because of his sin with Yosef and his knee-jerk wrath in wiping out the city of Shechem, much to his father’s displeasure albeit in response to his sister Dinah’s kidnapping. Yaakov felt it was a “disproportionate reaction”, is the term I believe they use. As well the fact that his tribe and its leader challenged Moshe in the wilderness with Zimri and the Moabite/Midianite women, didn’t favour them too much. He needed to be kept away from the rest of the Tribes so he was stuck down in the South by the Negev within the tribe of Yehudah for safe-keeping.

His portion included the special city of Beer Sheva in the South, Tziglag which is a city that King David later fled to, a place called Chatzar Susa- which is very likely today where the ancient Mishnaic and Talmudic of Susiya gets its name and is located. As well thy had a city called Rimon, which might be where Mitzpe Rimon gets its name from although that magnificent crater is further South then the border of Israel was at that time.

Now despite being stuck out in the boondocks, our sages tell us that Shimon, got around. It seems they went into chinuch- Jewish education. Thus they, like their brother Levi, were spread out all over the 12 tribes and Land of Israel. From experience I can tell you, working in Jewish education can take you all over the map. Take it from the Rabbi who ended up in NY, NJ, Iowa, Virginia and Seattle. But this was a fulfilment of the blessing of Yaakov to the tribe that he will divide them amongst Yaakov and scatter them among Israel.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE WORK JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Two factory workers are talking to each other one day. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.”
The man replies, “Oh yeah? And how would you do that?”
The woman says, “Just wait and see.”
She then hangs upside down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, “What are you doing?”
The woman replies, “I’m a light bulb.”
The boss then says, “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.”
As the woman leaves, the man starts to follow her and the boss says, “Where are you going?”
The man says, “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.”

I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 day’s vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off! 

 I went for an interview for an office job today. The interviewer told me I'd start on $2,000 a month and then after 6 months I'd be on $2,500 a month.
I told them I'd start in 6 months.

I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.
I worked very hard to get to where I am in life. An unemployed university graduate.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
Sure I’m willing to work longer hours at work. As long as they’re lunch hours
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef–figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I’m aspirin’ to be a chemist.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
I applied for a job in Australia but seems I don’t have the right koalifications.
I had a job at MinuteMaid orange juice. I got fired because I couldn’t concentrate.
I used to be a postman until I got the sack.
I worked at the bank as a teller for a while…until I starting losing interest.
I wanted to be a baker, really kneaded the dough.
I focused on being a photographer, but nothing ever developed

An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up. One co-worker asks why she left that job.
"It was something my boss said," the woman replied.
"Why? What did he say?" the co-worker asked.
"You’re fired."

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Answer is D–  This was a shot in the dark. I really wasn’t sure where the watershed line is in Yerushalayim. For those unfamiliar with the concept it is the middle of the har hamerkazi- the central mountain range that runs through the country and where the water flows down on both sides. I knew it flows near the old city and down King George and Yaffo and somehow in the recesses of my brain I remembered it was Katef Hinnom. Os having no clue I went with that as Romema is right off Yaffo by the entrance of the city as well. Truth is it crosses Mt. Scopus as well as Armon Hanetiziv by the tayelet as well, but those were the trick answers as the other choice was wrong. So I got lucky and the score is Schwartz 22 and 6 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.