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Friday, June 19, 2026

Who will Lead?- Parshat Chukas (Korach II) 5786 2026

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 19th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 34 4th of Tamuz 5786

 

Parshat (Korach II)/ & Chukas

Who will Lead?

 

 

Where are the leaders? Who are the Leaders? It's the question the nation and Korach ask in last week's parsha for those of us blessed enough to be living here and this week's parsha for those still languishing in the godless countries, across the ocean. It's as well the question of this week's parsha of Chukas here in Israel. The parsha where Aharon dies, where Miriam dies and where Moshe himself is decreed to die. It's the question the Haftorah of Korach with the people requesting a "King, so we can be like all nations" from Shmuel, who isn't so happy with their request. And it's the question of this week in the haftorah when Bnai Yisrael comes to the unlikely and seemingly uneducated Yeshiva dropout- or rather chucked out judge Yiftach and his band of merry boors to become their leader and King, because there's no one else that can get the job done. And our sages tell us the powerful and perplexing eternal message-that Yiftach in his generation is like Shmuel. Or perhaps in today's terminology. Bibi is like Dovid Ha'Melech?! Or not?

 

Those questions are not just parsha questions. It's the daily News. It's what people in America are asking. Is Trump another Obama or worse? Are gas prices and midterms more important than the moral battle against evil that he raised and claimed to be battling. There's always been the other- Korach side and claim- do we really need strong leadership, or are we all holy? We all are equal. Socialism. Humanism. Or do we need a strong leader, who we thought Trump and respected- until it came back to bite us, that doesn't care what the people have to say or want. He's leading as he sits fit. And every one else needs to get in line. King Trump.

 

Are the really even in fact leaders here? Or are they just patsies of Qatar and their billions. Is Trump a pawn of Bibi, they asked? And pretty much have their answer. Or is Bibi Trump's pawn, as Trump seems to think he is. I guess, time will tell us that.

 

It's questions that have always been going on Israel but that now it's screaming in our streets. Literally in the streets here in Israel. It's many chareidim, who for a long time knew that the government and certainly the judicial system isn't there for them, but now are asking the same questions of their official chareidi party representatives? Where are the laws and protections you promised us? Why are we getting treated as criminals, worse than arabs, worse then left-wing protestors, worse than the military echelons that let October 7th happen, that leak information to our enemies, that betray the Jewish people?

 

It's a question that most sane and therefore mortified Torah observant Jew who knows that a Torah lifestyle is meant to be pleasant and a kiddush Hashem is asking when they're seeing the disgusting and evil rabble rousing sefer toting Rabbis, Avreichim and yeshiva kids with tzitzis, payos, black hats and white shirts (although some of them seemed to have lost their pants), stopping traffic, sitting like mad angry drunk shvartza's after a Knicks victory, calling their fellow brothers "Nazi's". Spitting on them. Cursing them. Preventing good plain regular people who have no part in this from getting to the airport, from picking up their kids from kindergarten, from going to the hospital to have a baby or making it to their own wedding. (all which have happened). Where are their Rabbis? Where are their leaders? Why is no one standing up and decrying this?

 

What is even the rationale? Does anyone really think that the other side will say, oh, I see they're upset that we're jailing them, maybe we should change the law, so they won't stop traffic anymore? We just didn't chap that this would make them angry. Why is there silence when it comes to what is one of the largest chilulei Hashem, or even an explanation of why it for some reason beyond my grasp that it isn't? When it seems that there's no problem putting out kol korehs about smart phones, sheitels, and fancy weddings.

 

To be clear here- and I'm not putting in this disclaimer to be politically correct- those of you that know me, know that's not my style. Neither is it because Elka is starting Shidduchim soon either… Yeah, start flooding me with suggestions. Rather it's truly for clarity's sake. I'm not saying the Rabbanim or Gedolim are wrong, by not saying anything. That's above my pay grade, and I truly believe everything they do or don't do is Daas Torah, that's far greater than my tamey, movie filled head. Rather, what I'm saying is that it's the question and discussion on the street, here in Israel, in America and perhaps the entire world which is trying to figure out whether to put their chips on Team Trump or Team China.

 

One thing is clear though, no one is looking at Team Israel to be the leader of the world. Although we've got more than the brains to do so, and even have the fiercest army (if they'd only be allowed to fight like we need to), as well as the best intelligence in the world. No one is saying we should be the head of the United Nations. We should be the world leader. We should even be more than a sometimes-convenient strategy partner, or not. No one that is but Hashem. No one but the Torah. No one, not even us… and perhaps that's where the problem starts and ends.

 

Korach gives us one answer, Chukas gives us another. The answer of Korach is that yes, the entire nation is holy. Yes, Hashem is in each and every yid. Even the Attorney General of Israel. Even Ben Gurion. Even protestors on the Highways of Israel, from the right and left, with kippas and without, even Jews in the opposite of "pride" but rather abhorrent parades take place. Even Neturei Karta. Maybe even George Soros…

 

The fact that we know that is probably one of the most important and essential aspects of our yiddishkeit and the truth that we're meant to be bring out to the world. That every single yid has a neshoma, stood at Sinai, said "we will hear and do" for at least about a minute or two… And we're all on a journey to getting back to that mountain and moment and climbing the ladder rung by rung from the place Hashem placed us in this earth and the challenges we need to surmount to grow. And no matter how far and distant and tainted we may make ourselves or find ourselves, that spark still remains pure. We're still holy. We're a diamond that has a lot of shmutz on it.  

 

That being said, we need a Levi that will bring us back to Hashem. That has no self-interest. No portion in the land. Is not trying to take himself, as "Vayikach Korach" starts off, but rather like Moshe who tells the nation that he hasn't taken one thing for himself not a cow, not an ox. Those same words are recited by Shmuel in our haftorah as well. He is that Levi that goes around to the entire nation all day and rebukes and is mekarev them. He is like Moshe and Aharon who are willing to stand down on their own honor and go to the tent of Dasan and Aviram. Because they have no self. They have no honor. They understand that they are merely servants and messengers of Hashem there to bring His kids, Totty's kids back to the Shabbos table, after they've been misbehaving and disturbing too much while Daddy is trying to read Rabbi Schwartz's very long E-Mail out loud to everyone. An obviously very sever criminal offense.

 

It's Shmuel who can then be the one who can anoint the King. He can bring Mashiach. Because a King comes when there is a nation. And for there to be a nation there has to be someone that will bring them all together and reveal that spark of kedusha in each of them. When that shines, then they can have a real king. The people don't get that. They get together, but just like the goyim. They want someone that will fight for them. That will make good laws for them. That will not bother them too much. They're not interested in really being united and bringing those sparks together. In finding the spark in the yid without a yarmulka next to me, or in the opposing political party. So if that's the case, we can only get a King that's not Dovid, but rather that's Shaul. That's cool, handsome, warrior and that has a great face for politics and a nice resume, but that's not King David. That's still trying to figure out how not to upset the nation too much and stay in power.

 

Parshat Chukas though, is the opposite story. It's the story of death. Death is the one thing that unites all of us. Just as we said that every yid is holy, every Jew as well will die. Even Moshe, even Aharon, even Bibi, even Reb Chayim Kanievsky and Reb Moshe Feinstien and the Chaftetz Chaim. Some say the Lubavitcher Rebbe too… especially on his yartzeit. (Like I said, not the politically correct E-Mail 😊 ). We all die and that death reminds us that we become tamey. We only become tamey, though if we understand that we have taharah naturally. And since every Jew can become tamey, we understand that it is a law, a chok, that is almost unexplainable that we are all inherently tahor. Even more then that, it is also a chok, and inherent Divine law, that we can all become tahor again as well. That the Mother can clean up the poop of her baby cow. That even the incomprehensible sin of the Eigel can be atoned for. That in fact it only happened so Hashem could teach us that we all can fall and we can all return. That the tamey can become tahor. He just has to know that he can. And if he does, that's already the start of the revelation of that spark.   

 

With that understanding the entire parsha continues with an amazing flow. Even Miriam dies. Even Moshe and Aharon even sin by the rock. One Jewish maid servant gets kidnapped and we all realize she's part of our spark. We need to save her. She's just as holy as we are. Because as Korach taught us and that he wasn't wrong about is that the entire nation is holy. We sin, our leaders sin. We become tamey and then tahor and so can they. The Kohen who purifies us from tumah in fact even has to be tamey partially himself to sprinkle and purify us. (They would even make him impure and then purify him until the last stage where he has to wait for sun to come up to eat teruma) and in that quasi tumah state he can affect purity on all of us. Because we learn that we can become pure just like he can.

 

And when that happens, then something fantastic happens at the end of this parsha. We actually conquer Israel. Yes, you don't have to wait until the book of Yehoshua for that to happen. You don't even have to wait for Moshe Rabbeinu to die for that to happen. This week's parsha 1/3 of Israel is conquered and even settled. The entire portion on the other side of Jordan is ours. 2.5 tribes will live there and they're obligated in all the laws of the land (except Bikkurim). In fact, its even arguable that it's the only part of the land that we truly and unequivocally conquered. Because there was no one left to question our sovereignty. Moshe killed every man, women and child of the Emori and of Og. Just like Hashem told him to. He did this because he was one with the people and the people were one with him. That's what a leader is supposed to look like. That's what the nation that he rules over and represents should look like. That's how we get the land.

 

There's an amazing pasuk and Rashi this week. We find twice in this parsha messages and messengers that are sent out to the world. The first one is sent by Moshe to the King of Edom. To Trump, the red-head. He calls him our brother. He tells him that it's time for the redemption. It's time to remember what happened in Egypt to us. What happened on October 7th. What happened for 2000 years in galus. Moshe tells him we need to get to Israel to conquer the land. To reveal Hashem. Trump- I mean Edom says not on my dime. Read my Lips. Don't. Moshe then asks pretty please with a cherry on top. We don't need your dime. We'll pay the bill. But they threaten us. They show up on or border. They're in Ben Gurion hogging half of our airport. And we turn around from the "border"- the gevul- the limitations of Edom. And we continue wandering.

 

We weren't a light enough for him to come around to our way of thinking. Of Hashem's plan. The reason Rashi tells us is, because Moshe hit the rock. Oh yeah… Trump said. If you have the power of prayer and Hashem, and it's the time of the redemption, then why are you still hitting rocks. I'm the hitting guy. Why are you calling your people rebels? You don't see that spark of holiness in them that can come out by just talking to them. By inspiring them and putting down that staff. You're not a true leader. You're not making a kiddush Hashem. You don't hold of them. Well then I don't see it either. And thus Edom tells us, I'm not buying in to that narrative.

 

The end of the parsha though, something changes. Rather than Moshe sending messengers to the Giant Sichon and Og and their huge armies, the pasuk tells us Vayishlach Yisrael- and Israel sent messengers. It wasn't Moshe that sent rather it was Israel that did the sending. What's strange about that is that in Devarim, Moshe seems to claim credit for this sending as it says Va'Eshlach- singular. What makes this all even stranger is that in the haftorah, Yiftach, who sends messengers to the King of Ammon himself, relates that in both of these stories, even in the case of Edom, it was Yisrael that sent the messengers. So, who really did the sending? Or in the question that we started off with is there a leader here?   

 

The answer Rashi tells us is that the Torah switches these around, to teach us

 

"that Moshe is Israel and Israel is Moshe To teach us that the leader of the generation is like the entire generation. For the leader is ha'kol- he is everything."

 

Do you know what a leader is? A leader is someone that is one person that can stand up and when he stands up and speaks or sends a message, one can see the entire nation united behind that message. The two prerequisites for that happening, is that the leader has to see that one united in spark in every single member of the nation. And the nation themselves have to feel that from him and see in him the person that represents not just their own personal agenda, but rather the agenda of the one united nation.

 

When we came to Edom, Perhaps in Yiftach's view it seemed as if the entire nation was sending a message to the King of Edom, but the Torah tells us it really wasn't that way. Although it does tell us that Moshe sent the messengers, and that could be interpreted as the entire Israel sent them. But, Moshe himself tells us it was only him. He didn't have the people behind him. They were still struggling over his knocking them and hitting with the staff and calling them rebels. They wouldn't have voted for him in the next elections.

 

What changed in between those stories, is that we lost Aharon. We lost another leader that united us and that we felt that did save us and purify us. We lost the leader, that himself brought the Eigel, but was able to pick up from that state of tumah and become purified and thus purify us. That drew us to believe we were always able to become holy. That didn't hit us, but rather sprinkled holy water of life upon us. That sense of loss, reminded us and brought us together on the same page, because we all mourned him together. Like we all mourn together every fallen soldier today.

 

The next thing that happened was we were attacked. Canaan came. Amalek came. They kidnapped one of ours or more. And we all felt that pain, that horror, that recognition that our enemy doesn't differentiate on whether we have a kippa or what size or material it is made out of or who we voted for in the last elections. They see our spark and thus we saw it as well and wiped them out. And brought her home.

 

The next story is how our spirit felt constricted as we didn't hear the shofar the next morning and Mashiach wasn't here. We were heading the wrong way. We're still eating that same manna that might have been delicious cause it tasted like those meat boards we remembered until now, but with the smell and anticipation of coming into the land so close where we wouldn't have it anymore and we would grow our own food and crops and have real milk and honey, just seemed like a bad substitute. We thought if we wiped out these Hamas Amalekites it would be over already, and now we're back heading into the wilderness.

 

So Hashem brought the snakes. He was teaching us that it wasn't about what we as a united nation even wants. It's about subjugating ourselves to His will. Snakes, tell Adam and Chava that Hashem created you to be Lords down here and Him up there. Your will here and His will there. It's not what we want that's important, though Hashem is telling us. That just brings the snakes out. Rather, we need to look above the snake. We need to see the neis. Who we are representing? Whom we are striving and our only agenda is to bring down to this world. We need to, as Rashi, tell us expand our hearts, and not bottle up our personal tzar. And then our spirt will become wide. Then Hashem can come down. Then his agenda is ours. Then our king and leader, will be reflective of not our agenda but His agenda, which is now all of ours.

 

It is then, the Torah then tells us the tune changed. Then Yisrael, who is Moshe, and Moshe who is Yisrael, sends messages out to the Emori. You let us come in because we are going in the way of the Melech. We will overcome all of your gevulecha-all of your borders and limitations you think you can put upon us. Because we're coming from Hashem. He is borderless. And now so are we. That's how Israel is conquered. That's how we come home. We kill all those that don't want that agenda and can't get behind us from the nations that oppose us. Because we realize, that it's not us they're opposing. It's Him.

 

We're at that final stage, raboysai! The nations of the world and the entire world is leader-less. We can't be like them. We need to be their leaders. We need to put aside all our own issues and agendas and find the one uniting spark in all of us. We need to look above all the snakes. We have to stop being a nation of Korach's each trying to take out of the pot and become a nation Kohanim that understand that even if we're tamey, we can rise up and bring purity to the world. And then we need to send that message out on all our statuses, from the Temple Mount that we've cleared away without any fear of what those leaderless nations have to say. And tell them that we're beyond your borders and limitations. We're on the Derech Ha'Melech- the King's path. And we will lead the whole world to Him in prayer in His new home here, that is for all of you.

 

Have a marvelous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" A nayer meylech mit naye gzeyres, a nay yor mit naye aveyres.– A new king with new decrees a new year with new sins…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

4. The arch whose remnants are found in the southwestern corner of the Temple Mount is called ___________


Which of the following statements regarding the city of Gamla is correct?

A. The city contains remains of a synagogue from the Second Temple period.

B. Hiding complexes from the Bar Kokhba revolt period were discovered in the city.

C. The city's defenders surrendered without a fight, and it fell to Vespasian.

D. The city's location was forgotten and rediscovered in the mid-19th century.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqEcwu6VjNI  – Latest Bardak- Soda Battle Parat three


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGdrSnWR5s&list=OLAK5uy_kMBP3_YuM_t5c8_6ewcn3-sB41OEv24Y4  - Sruly Green's Latest- Ma Rabu Masecha- almost as nice as mine!


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9wIkZ57Ik  -  In honor of the Rebbe's yartzeit Eli Marcus's 12 pesukim. Nice


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXsnwdSNkU   – Aharon Razel in honor of his brother Yonasan coming from his illness- Simcha Amitit


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Aliyah!- -345 BC-   Ok it's the second Aliya time for the second Bais Hamikdash. The ones that came with Zerubavel 24 years previously were the ones that were dedicated and merited to build the Bais Ha'Mikdash. The rest of the losers stayed behind. They missed out on the fun. Sure it was paused in the middle. Koresh, whom some thought was like Mashiach and even acted like it for a bit, backed off and changed his mind. The presidents- I mean Kings- that followed him weren't so keen and stopped Israel from rebuilding. The guys back there in comfortable Bavel Park said… see it's not yet the time…

 

But then it happened. We built it while they were snoozing. And they couldn't even get out for a while as well. But finally, we here in Israel completed it and brought sacrifices for them. And finally finally Ezra decides it's time for a second Aliyah campaign. He opens up Nefesh B'Nefesh offices and starts advertising. Who's coming. It's time! And the replies as we discussed wasn't heartwarming. The oilam wasn't interested.

 

Now the interesting thing our sages note, was why Ezra himself didn't move earlier. Why didn't he go there for the building. There's something extremely powerful and revealing about that.. The answer they say is because his Rebbi Baruch Ben Neriya who was a student of Yirmiyahu HaNavi was still alive. He was his link in the chain. He couldn't leave him. He still had Torah to receive from him. It was only when the gadol hador died, his Rebbi, could he leave. This is one of the sources that is brought down, that for one to study Torah it is permitted to live outside of Israel. It's the excuse that many use today. Well it has it's basis here. But L'ma'aseh he missed out on the Temple Building And the truth is it set the tone and message that moving isn't so important. If the leaders aren't moved or haven't moved then the people don't want to come either.

 

We're told the second Temple didn't last because the nation didn't come. Let's make this one happen eternally. But to do that we all have to come. Leaders and Laymen. It's time to come back.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE LEADERSHIP JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Trump and Bibi are discussing leadership and decision making...Donald Trump asks Bibi how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Bibi says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Bibi says"I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls up Deri. "Shalom, Aryeh. If your parents have a child and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

Deri: "It's me, of course."

Bibi: "You see?"

Trump is really impressed and goes home to the White House. He calls up his VP Vesgeth and says "Hey JD, if your parents have a kid, and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

JD: "Mr. President, let me get back to you on that."

He opens an investigation, spends millions of dollars of taxpayer money to no avail. A week passes and he happens to mention this to Marco Rubio during a briefing, who rolls his eyes. "It's me of course."

JD calls the president immediately. "Mr. President, I have your answer. It's Marco Rubio."

Trump: "Haw haw, no, you idiot, it's Aryeh Deri!"

 

The Confederacy had some top-tier military leadership. General Lee speaking. .

 

I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills.

"OK," I replied. "I'm hired."

 

Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even he knows not to compare Apples and oranges.

 

One day Vladimir Putin arrived at an elementary school, where he gave a lecture on all the reasons why Russia, under his leadership, is the best country in the world. After the lecture, he invited the children to ask him questions, and almost everyone raised their hand enthusiastically - after all, not every day they get to raise a question before the President of Russia.

"Yes, cute girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with braids, who began to speak, saying, "Hello, Mr. President. My name is Sasha and I wanted to know: Do you think one day Russia will return to itself as the Soviet Union, In the past? "

"Of course," Putin replied. "It is only a matter of time before all the countries of Eastern Europe, and even the countries of the world, understand that it is in their favor."

"Yes cute boy, next question please," Putin said, pointing to a boy with freckles, who said, "Hello Mr. President. My name is Arkady and I wanted to know: what is the secret of your success? Because you are the most powerful and important man in all of Russia."

"The truth is," Putin said, "I am the most powerful and important man in the whole world, and the secret of my success is that I just know what is good for everyone, so everyone trusts me to run the country for the best."

"Do you have any more questions?" Putin wondered, then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand.

The boy spoke and said: "Hello Mr. President. My name is Boris and I wanted to know why Russia is sending troops to Ukraine and why we have annexed the Crimean peninsula from Ukraine to us?".

A moment after Boris finished asking his question the break bell suddenly rang, and everyone went out for lunch. When the break was over, Putin and all the children returned to the lecture hall.

"Yes sweet girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with short hair who stood up. "Hello Mr. President. My name is Katya and I wanted to know where Boris is?

 

The new Ayatolla has just taken power. The former leaders says to him ‘I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter”.

About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads ‘blame all your problems on me’. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.

But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads ‘sit down and write two letters’.

 

A manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar, full of bright ideas and cheerfulness. He calls a meeting of all of his employees and announces that his office door will be open, and he will be easily accessible for the rest of the week, and if there is ANYTHING an employee needs, now is the time to come talk to him.

Less than an hour later, the manager is sitting in his office, and Joe comes in sheepishly.

"Boss," says Joe, "I've got a problem."

"No, Joe!" says the manager. "In this company, we do not have problems. We have opportunities!"

"Ok boss," says Joe, "I've got a drinking opportunity"


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The answer to this week's question is A– So the second part of this question was easy and I got that part right. Gamla is the last stand- the "Masada"- so to speak of the North in the Great Revolt in the year 67 CE before Vespasian headed down with his son Ttitus to destroy the 2nd Temple. They had a huge fight but in the ended lime Masada according to Josephus they died jumping off the cliff or getting chased off by the Romans. There is one of the oldest shuls in the world from end of second temple period. The fist part I got wrong, which is a busha. The correct answer was Robinson's Arch which I knew was there in the Southern part of the Kotel Western Wall. But I got stuck on the Southern part and went with the arch of Chulda which is really a gate or the three arches that remain there. But the truth is its not really western as much as its southern. So I got a 50/50 on this on and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 2.5 points and the MOT having 1.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, December 12, 2025

Storms of Redemption- Parshat Vayeishev Chanuka Edition I 5786 2025

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 12th 2025 -Volume 16 Issue 8 22nd of Kislev 5786

 

Parshat Vayeishev-Chanuka 

Storms of Redemption

 

Have you guys ever heard of Lord Byron? Me neither, don't feel bad. But guess what? That's why I have to write this weekly E-Mail to you guys. In order that Hashem can reveal really cool and amazing things that you won't get anywhere else to the world. So I have to sit down in front of the laptop and try to find something in my heart and soul, that I feel is going on in the world that is not the same old regurgitated Torah that everyone else is writing about. Reveal a new angle and give a few squeezes on my laptop, a few questions to my new friend in life ChatGPT and boom out comes the secrets of the universe. Out pours that special holy pure oil of light that will shine away all the darkness and bring Mashiach. Or at least give you something new and cool to share with your family and friends by your Shabbos table or kiddush.

 

So as you probably know we have this storm we just went through here. Our prayers for rain after this very dry year have been answered and the falls and rivers are flowing. He faucets in heaven are opened and the best part is that it didn't even mess up my tours too much, as the rain generally stopped as soon as I got out of my car with my tourists. It's nice to have a God that is madly in love with my tourists and wants to make sure they have an amazing touring experience here, while at the same time making sure that the country has the rain and water that it needs.

 

Yet, what struck me is when my tourists told me that this storm that was coming through was called Byron. I was like what does that even mean? I know in America they always named storms, but I never remember them giving them names over here? What is this mishigas? See, I understood that what our sages tells us is that in chutz la'aretz- outside of the land the world is run by mazalos- all types of messenger angels and ministers that have names Sandy, Katrina, Helen, Milton etc… But what does that have to do with Israel. Here its all straight from Hashem. So who's this Byron guy over here?

 

Elah mai….- it must be, that if there's a name for the storm that we got here. It must be from Hashem. And if it's from Hashem, there must be a message. And if there's a message. It needs to be revealed to the world. And that's what I'm here for. So get ready folks, get ready to have your heads explode. It's Byron time.

 

So first of all Byron in Hebrew actually is spelled with Hashem's name with two yuds. Ba'Hashem ron- it could be read. With Hashem is song. That's cool. But anyone that reads that could come up with that. What I wanted to share with you is a bit about Lord Byron, who perhaps some of you that had a bit of education and secular exposure might be aware was a famous romantic English poet in the late 1700's and early 1800's. But here comes the cool part. Do you know what he was famous for? He was very inspired to be active for the independence of Greece from the Ottoman empire and even sold his estate in London to raise money for his battle that he led against them. The source of his inspiration… Israel and the Jewish nation and our longing for our independence and return to our homeland.

 

Did you get that? Greece, Chanuka, independence, English, war and his most famous works and poetry were called "Hebrew Melodies". They were poems he composed to be sung to Jewish songs. They were about Tzion. That's the name of the storm that Hashem brought to Israel this year the week before Chanuka. The storm that brought rains of blessing to Israel is named after the name who if he would have one the battle instead of dying at age 36 right before his last battle could've according to many historians been elected as the "King of Greece". How cool is that!

 

What does this have to do with this parsha. I quote you a poem of Byron, perhaps his most famous one about Israel and that many early Zionists attribute to being the inspiration for our return to Israel.

 

" Tribes of the wandering foot and weary breast!

How shall ye flee away and be at rest!

The wild-dove hath her nest–the fox his cave–

Mankind their Country–Israel but the grave"

 

Do you know what our parsha is called? Vayeishev. And Yaakov settled. What does Rashi tell us?

Bikeish Yaakov leishev bi'shalva- Yaakov wished to settle in tranquility. The wandering feet of Yaakov were tired. He had fled. And now he wished to be at rest. Rashi tells us this is not just Yaakov. It's all the righteous. The world to come is not enough for us. We want to rest here as well. We want the Shechina to come down. We want that dove to finally land and return to his nest. And for that to happen, Hashem brings upon Yaakov and on us the storm of Byron that's called Yosef. Wow!

 

The truth of the matter our entire parsha is about our national exile. The parsha is called Va'yeishev- settling, but it is the most unsettling of parshiyot. It begins with a dream; with two dreams. The dream is of a Messianic time. It is a time when all 12 tribes will unite around one. When we will bow. When the sheaves of wheat that grow from the ground and the sun and stars all do the same thing. They unite around the Jewish King. They herald in Mashiach. The dream of Yosef is the dream of Klal Yisrael for eternity. Yet for that dream to come true and be realized we have to overcome the storms that divide us. That prevent us from getting there. That steer us off the path but ultimately will bring us home.

 

Let's sail through the parsha with eyes of Byron on a journey to Mashiach, shall we? The parsha starts off with Yaakov sending Yosef out on a journey; a voyage if you will. His job? To find the peace of the brothers and sheep. To bring those weary feet home. Yet Yosef gets caught in a storm. He is to'eh ba'sadeh- he is wandering in the field. What field? According to the Midrash this may have been the field of Yitzchak's prayers. It may be the field that the Bais HaMikdash will be built on. It is that concept that he seems to be stumbling with that he's trying to find his way to.

 

There as he is stumbling and lost, Hashem sends an angel who asks him what he is seeking. He tells him that he is seeking for that brotherhood and the angel cryptically tells him that he's on the wrong track. His brothers are in Dosan. They each have their own "datot". Their own religions. Their own opinions. They're own sacred cows and ideologies. They're not on your derech. They're not in Shechem, where they once stood as one and fought for Dina and saw her as their sister. When they were one against the whole world. Where they stood shoulder (shechem) to shoulder. They're in a different place. You, Yosef need to change your mindset. You have to come to them, not with your dreams or dibasam ra'ah your judgmental eye about what you see as their actions. To be a King and ruler and to unite the nation, you need to see their path. Their journey and their voyage as one that will bring all of you to the destination that you seek. But Yosef didn't see that, the Ohr Ha'Chayim Ha'Kadosh tells us. He continued achar echav- he thought they were still his brothers, that they were on the page that he had written for them. They were the stars and the wheat that would bow down to him.

 

The brothers see him coming and they as well don't appreciate who he is. They see him as a threat. He is the owner of dreams. He's the Rebbi in cheder that his ideas for who I have to be and the box I have to fit into and not someone who sees me for who I am. I'm a mere notch on his chinuch belt. Another color on his coat that he wears proudly and glorifies himself with. He's not someone that can bring us together. He just wants us to be like him. So they take Yosef and throw him into a pit. They take off that coat and dip it into blood. Chazal tell us something amazing about that pit. The pit was empty and there was no water in it, yet there was snakes and scorpions in it. As well Chazal famously tie that strange pasuk and description timely enough into the laws of Chanuka and the height where we can see the Menorah from.

 

Rav Moshe Shapiro tells us something amazing about these two creature. He see's in them the essence of the geula. A snake is called a nachash. The word nachash is also from the word nichush is to feel. We are told that there are two points or ways that the redemption will come. Bi'ito achishena- it can come either on the set time when it is meant to come or achishenu- Hashem can make it come quicker. He can herald it in. Rav Shapiro suggests that achishenu can be the feeling- chush. The spirit in the air of Mashiach. It's an emotional sensation. The sin of the snake is that of desire. It's longing. It's the first sin when the snake tells Chava/Eve what do you feel. What do you want. When Yosef is stripped naked in that pit. He has no water. There is no Torah. There are no sefarim. There is no Yaakov. There is only nachashim. There is only that inner deep desire for Hashem. It is in the pit. In the darkest part of storm, in the tunnel in Gaza without that multi-colored coat that he wore so proudly at all his demonstrations. Without that black hat and jacket, or that fancy suit, or that knitted Kippa or that yellow ribbon, that he realizes that the redemption will come when we can see beyond all of that and tap into our inner- nichush our desire to be one.

 

As well in that pit, he writes, there are scorpions. Akravim- comes from the word oker. It is when we are uprooted. When we are alone. It is then when we can become close. We can become karov. Sometimes it takes us going off the path that we feel is paved in front of us. That we can only then come to the path of Mashiach. The path of redemption. The realization of the dream.

 

The Parsha continues on that theme even more viscerally with the aftermath off that sale and division. It continues with Reuvein, who had good intentions. He felt he knew the way to save Yosef, but he was wrong. His plan failed. He finds himself in a storm as well. 'Va'ni anah ani ba- how can I come". Where am I? How do I go? He is sitting in mourning for his sins. Reuvein is the symbol of one who blames all his troubles on his sin. He sees redemption only through crying and mourning and focusing on his misdeeds. He is sure that will save Yosef. That is the path to bring home to his Father. To Hashem. To rest and to console. Yet, he's wrong. His storm comes in. He's lost at sea. Yet again Rashi tells us, Hashem is at the same time preparing the light of Mashiach. It has nothing to do with you Reuvein. This is the journey I'm bringing you on. The light is coming.

 

The final piece of this parsha before we get to Egypt is of course Yehuda. Yehuda is King David. He is Mashiach. He is the leader, the ruler and yet he as well has to lose it all. He loses his wife. His children. He marries the daughter of a Cannanite. Maybe he's a business merchant- as Rashi tells us. Maybe she's a convert and the non-Jewish world is calling to him. Is it money of this merchant that gets him to partner with his new friend Chira the Adulamite. Interesting how the word Adulami can be read as a contraction of the word ad d'lo mi- until you don't know who you are anymore. He is in this quandary and all his children from this Canaanite woman who marries and connects to whose name is not even given but she is the daughter of Shua; the daughter of redemption, as well are named with that double entendre. The first child Er means awaken, yet it also means ariri- childless, backwards it reads as the word ra- evil. The second child Onen, as we saw from Binyamin's naming can mean strength as well as grief and mourning. Shela, the third son can be shela- it's hers. It's Shel Hashem. Or it can be a bottomless abyss-she'ol. It's dark. It's stormy. He's uprooted and lost. And there as well Hashem says the light of Mashiach is being born.

 

Tamar- the daughter-in-law whose name as well is on one hand tam- complete pure, perfect; the power of Yaakov- the ish tam. Yet on the other hand she is mar- she is bitter. She is the confluence of these two things and it is in her belly that Mashiach grows. It is in twins. It's in Peretz- that bursts forth. That doesn't wait. That is almost redeemed that pushes the red stringed light brother called Zarach. It's both paths growing together. She is the pregnant mother where the Torah tells us te'umim is written completely. They are both righteous. They both can come out and work together and reveal the light in the birth pangs of Mashiach.

 

For Yehuda to find her amazingly enough though he needs to go on a journey to the murkiest of places. Va'yet eleihah el ha'derech- he turns to her to the path. What a fascinating description. Generally one wanders from the path. Yet Yehuda, who thinks he's going off the derech to be with this woman, that he doesn't recognize. Who he doesn't see the spark of Mashiach in. Who he thinks is a sinner, a zonah, a licentious woman, a goy, a tziyoni, a leftie; someone who's not as frum as me. He needs to wander off his thinking, he needs to take a left turn to get on path and highway of Hashem. He needs to go off the derech to get on the derech. He needs to give her his ring, his staff, his coat, his black hat and jacket. He needs to take them all off and hand them to the zona that will open his eyes. He needs to ride out that dark storm to finally wake up and get home.

 

What's even most powerful is that all this revolves around the mitzva of yibum. Yibum is yud beis- it's twelve tribes. It's mem- it's forty days of conception. This is the first yibum in the Torah and the source for our understanding of the mitzva. It's meant to be done when brothers feel one and take the place of the other. When each sacrifices their very essence and seed for their brother. To give their brother a name. To see their essence. To reveal their brother's neshoma. Yet by Yehuda, it doesn't work that way. Perhaps his sons saw how he was with his own brother and thus as well didn't have what it took to be there for their brother. So this first yibum comes when the father takes the place of the son. It's not b'ito- in the way it's supposed to be. It's achishena- It's Hashem bringing it closer. It's the Father stepping in when the kids and brothers are not there for one another and bringing us back on the path. Bringing us through the storm. That's how Mashiach is born. That's how the redemption can come.  

 

Which brings us to Chanuka. The gemara quoted above tells us, im zachu achishena im lo zachu- b'ito - if we merit will be hurried, we will feel it, it's a chush. If we don't merit the redemption will only come in it's time. The word zachu- the sefarim teach us comes from the root zach- pure. Like the oil we light on Chanuka. Shemen zayis zach- pure olive oil. Do you know what that oil is and how it comes out to shine that light of the menora. It's the first squeeze that comes out by itself afterwards. The oil that we use for all the other offerings, the Lubavitcher Rebbe notes is kasis- or katit. It is crushed. It's kitot- like the word kat- in Hebrew. It's fractionalized. It's each one in its own groups. It's different paths that are divided by kelipos. By shells, by husks, by coats, by kippas, by ideologies. That can't light the menora. That's good for other sacrifices. That can hold us out and even be used to serve Hashem, but they can't reveal the light of Mashiach. They can't even reveal the truest purest light of the Torah, which the Menora symbolizes. For the Menora's light is zach- it's all he colors united into one light. It's not crushed Jews. It's Jews that are squeezed and the light and purity just comes out on its own.

 

Im lo zachu- if we do not have zach, then achishena- Hashem will have us tap into that inner feeling. He will bring us on His path. He will bring the storm of the Greeks. He will give us holy soldiers that fight for Hashem and for klal Yisrael. Yet, if we are zachu then the storm will abate and the time will come. The Rebbi said that we have been purified already. The oil is oozing out of us. We only have to light that candle. We just have to bring that spark. We need to light menora and the redemption will be here.

 

Byron's Hebrew songs poem ends with a Chanuka song that will soon sing.

And where shall Israel lave her bleeding feet?

And when shall Zion’s songs agains seem sweet?

And Judah’s melody once more rejoice

The hearts that leap’d before its heavenly voice?  

 

Or as we will sings when we light the Menora.

Tikon bais tifilasi- prepare our house of prayer

L'eis tachin tacheen mahtbayach- there (in the eis!) we will prepare the thanksgiving offering

Az egmor B'Shir mizmor- then I will conclude with songs of poems

Chanukas Ha'Mizbayach- the dedication of the Altar.

 

The storm is over. The poems are ready to be sung. The light is ready to shine out. I always tell my tourists that rain is Hashem's windshield wipers shpritz to give us the clearest skies and views. The sky is zach- clean and pure and so are we. Let the light shine forth, we wish to final rest and settle with the Shechina and be returned to our Father. It's time to come home.

 

Have a brilliant Shabbos and Chanuka

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Men antloyft fun regn, bagegnt men hogl"- Run away from rain and you get hail.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 11. The name of a British Royal Commission established in 1936 to discuss the circumstances

in Palestine and propose a solution to the Arab-Jewish conflict is _______

 

Which of the following statements about the Balfour Declaration is true:

A. The declaration is a commitment by Britain to divide the country into a Jewish

state and an Arab state

B. The declaration was given in 1920, following the end of the military rule in

Palestine

C. The declaration was an initiative of the American government which the

English agreed to adopt

D. The declaration was given in 1917 during World War I


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/maoz-tzur – And here you go Rabbi Schwartz's Chanuka composition playlist- Here's my Maoz Tzur- Dovid Lowy did great ararngements and vocals on this beautiful waltz I composed to sing around the Menora


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-hanissim  – Here's my Al Ha'nissim for all of the miracles of Chanuka we thank Hashem for- once again he amazing Dovid Lowy


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/chasof-zeroah   – This composition the fun dance tune of Chasof Zeroa was one of my first composotions and that talented and now famous Yitz Berry did the arrangements on this for me!


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneiros-halalu  – And finally the best tune to sing when you light your candles. Here's my Ha'Neiros Ha'Lalu that the Schwartz family (and my shul! ) sing. Yitz Berry again really beautiful!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1oxdgOZixU -  It's Chanuka Acapella season and the first release from Kippalive Toda La'Hashem compilation is here in the Shuk!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


The Writing on the Wall PART II- 375 BC – I was just in the Tunisian shul in Akko yesterday with it's incredible Mosaics that detail Jewish history all over it. On the ceiling in the staircase there it has the picture of Belshatzar at his feast with the handwriting that appears in the wall. There is something very symbolic about this picture. It's the letter from Hashem that the exile is ending soon. That the redemption is coming around the corner. That is the message that Belshatzar got then and it is with the return of the Jews to Israel as well.

 

What did the writing say? It was a hand on the wall that wrote "MENE MENE TAKEL UFARSIN". Daniel being the only one that was able to interpret and read the writing was brought before Belshatzar to explain it. He already had received previous prophecies and dreams about the redemption and the fall of Babylonia in the hand of Persia and Media a ram with two horns that would attack them. Incidentally he also saw a one horned goat- or unicorn coming and wiping out the ram- which is of course a prophecy of the Greeks and Alexander wiping out the Persians and bringing he Yevanim to Israel. That goat gets taken over and divided into a few horns that go up and down which is of course the story of Chanuka this week and Antiochus. He sees until the end of days when Mashiach comes as well.

 

But regardless Daniel understood that the writing was a message to Belshatzar that his game was up. Persia was coming. He "Mene Mene "– your count is up. It's exactly up to be precise. "Takel"- you messed up your accounting that Mashiach wasn't coming and the 70 years had passed already. "Ufarsin"- your kingdom will be divided into pieces between Persia and Media. In other words Belshatzar, your party is hereby over. You should've learned from your Zaidy Nevuchadnezzar who humbled himself before Hashem. It's too bad you didn't.

 

Belshatzar offered Daniel rewards for his interpretation with the hope that Daniel would pray for him. But Daniel turned him down. It was too late. There's no point. Babylonian money won't be worth much for long and Daniel starts brushing up on his Persian as the next kingdom and exile is around the corner.  


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE ARTIFICAL JOKES OF THE WEEK

Israel is the only country where everyone goes crazy from a rain storm but missiles from Iran don't even stop traffic.

 

The storm is fierce. The plane hits such turbulence that everything is shaking violently. Yankel is sitting next to Rabbi Greenberg, the great rabbi with a long white beard. Pale with fear, he turns to him and pleads,

"Can't you do something, Rabbi?"

Rabbi Greenberg turns to him and calmly replies,

"I'm not in management; I'm in sales."

 

What does a storm wear under its pants? Thunderware

 

A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night. Oof

 

An old sailor once told me you could hear the calm before the storm. He said it sounded like a C flat.

 

Dudu is now in Hadera. Sadly, the weather conditions there are very, very bad. The perceived temperature is close to freezing, lots of heavy rain, and wind gusts of close to 100 mph (150 km/h). They are now completely isolated, they cannot leave. They're completely stuck. His mother-in-law does nothing but look through the kitchen window. He's thinking, if it continues like this, he'll have no choice but to let her in..

 

Did you hear about the big winter storm in New York? It got so cold that the Mayor and supporters were walking around with their hands in their own pockets.

 

One of the joys of parenthood is snuggling into your child's bed with them when there's a thunderstorm to make sure they aren't frightened.Although my daughter has started hinting that she and her husband can manage perfectly well on their own.

 

Did you hear about the storm that walked with a limp? It needed to use a hurri-cane.

 

A windmill and a solar panel are talking during a storm...

Windmill "Awesome weather we are having!"

Solar panel "I am not a fan."

 

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it.

She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot, now you can follow me over to Target."

 

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The answer to this week's question is D – OK, so I'm back in the passing zone on this exam with this fairly easy question. I mean you gotta know about the history of the "two state" solution which started with the PEEL commission and their division of the land proposal. Although it was rejected by the Arabs- as every plan has been since then, the Israelis continue until this day to debate the wisdom of this two state concept that was later formulated into the UN Partition plan in 1947. This plan as well negated the promise that British made to us in the Balfour Mandate in 1917 that if we supported them in WWI against the Turks who had joined with the Nazi's YM"SH they would recognize our right to have a Jewish State here and the Arabs who did not support them seemingly should not be entitled to one. We helped, they didn't. We did get recognized but that really took a war and us having to throw them out for it to happen.   So I got this one right and the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 7.5 point and the MOT having 3.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.