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Friday, June 19, 2026

Who will Lead?- Parshat Chukas (Korach II) 5786 2026

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 19th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 34 4th of Tamuz 5786

 

Parshat (Korach II)/ & Chukas

Who will Lead?

 

 

Where are the leaders? Who are the Leaders? It's the question the nation and Korach ask in last week's parsha for those of us blessed enough to be living here and this week's parsha for those still languishing in the godless countries, across the ocean. It's as well the question of this week's parsha of Chukas here in Israel. The parsha where Aharon dies, where Miriam dies and where Moshe himself is decreed to die. It's the question the Haftorah of Korach with the people requesting a "King, so we can be like all nations" from Shmuel, who isn't so happy with their request. And it's the question of this week in the haftorah when Bnai Yisrael comes to the unlikely and seemingly uneducated Yeshiva dropout- or rather chucked out judge Yiftach and his band of merry boors to become their leader and King, because there's no one else that can get the job done. And our sages tell us the powerful and perplexing eternal message-that Yiftach in his generation is like Shmuel. Or perhaps in today's terminology. Bibi is like Dovid Ha'Melech?! Or not?

 

Those questions are not just parsha questions. It's the daily News. It's what people in America are asking. Is Trump another Obama or worse? Are gas prices and midterms more important than the moral battle against evil that he raised and claimed to be battling. There's always been the other- Korach side and claim- do we really need strong leadership, or are we all holy? We all are equal. Socialism. Humanism. Or do we need a strong leader, who we thought Trump and respected- until it came back to bite us, that doesn't care what the people have to say or want. He's leading as he sits fit. And every one else needs to get in line. King Trump.

 

Are the really even in fact leaders here? Or are they just patsies of Qatar and their billions. Is Trump a pawn of Bibi, they asked? And pretty much have their answer. Or is Bibi Trump's pawn, as Trump seems to think he is. I guess, time will tell us that.

 

It's questions that have always been going on Israel but that now it's screaming in our streets. Literally in the streets here in Israel. It's many chareidim, who for a long time knew that the government and certainly the judicial system isn't there for them, but now are asking the same questions of their official chareidi party representatives? Where are the laws and protections you promised us? Why are we getting treated as criminals, worse than arabs, worse then left-wing protestors, worse than the military echelons that let October 7th happen, that leak information to our enemies, that betray the Jewish people?

 

It's a question that most sane and therefore mortified Torah observant Jew who knows that a Torah lifestyle is meant to be pleasant and a kiddush Hashem is asking when they're seeing the disgusting and evil rabble rousing sefer toting Rabbis, Avreichim and yeshiva kids with tzitzis, payos, black hats and white shirts (although some of them seemed to have lost their pants), stopping traffic, sitting like mad angry drunk shvartza's after a Knicks victory, calling their fellow brothers "Nazi's". Spitting on them. Cursing them. Preventing good plain regular people who have no part in this from getting to the airport, from picking up their kids from kindergarten, from going to the hospital to have a baby or making it to their own wedding. (all which have happened). Where are their Rabbis? Where are their leaders? Why is no one standing up and decrying this?

 

What is even the rationale? Does anyone really think that the other side will say, oh, I see they're upset that we're jailing them, maybe we should change the law, so they won't stop traffic anymore? We just didn't chap that this would make them angry. Why is there silence when it comes to what is one of the largest chilulei Hashem, or even an explanation of why it for some reason beyond my grasp that it isn't? When it seems that there's no problem putting out kol korehs about smart phones, sheitels, and fancy weddings.

 

To be clear here- and I'm not putting in this disclaimer to be politically correct- those of you that know me, know that's not my style. Neither is it because Elka is starting Shidduchim soon either… Yeah, start flooding me with suggestions. Rather it's truly for clarity's sake. I'm not saying the Rabbanim or Gedolim are wrong, by not saying anything. That's above my pay grade, and I truly believe everything they do or don't do is Daas Torah, that's far greater than my tamey, movie filled head. Rather, what I'm saying is that it's the question and discussion on the street, here in Israel, in America and perhaps the entire world which is trying to figure out whether to put their chips on Team Trump or Team China.

 

One thing is clear though, no one is looking at Team Israel to be the leader of the world. Although we've got more than the brains to do so, and even have the fiercest army (if they'd only be allowed to fight like we need to), as well as the best intelligence in the world. No one is saying we should be the head of the United Nations. We should be the world leader. We should even be more than a sometimes-convenient strategy partner, or not. No one that is but Hashem. No one but the Torah. No one, not even us… and perhaps that's where the problem starts and ends.

 

Korach gives us one answer, Chukas gives us another. The answer of Korach is that yes, the entire nation is holy. Yes, Hashem is in each and every yid. Even the Attorney General of Israel. Even Ben Gurion. Even protestors on the Highways of Israel, from the right and left, with kippas and without, even Jews in the opposite of "pride" but rather abhorrent parades take place. Even Neturei Karta. Maybe even George Soros…

 

The fact that we know that is probably one of the most important and essential aspects of our yiddishkeit and the truth that we're meant to be bring out to the world. That every single yid has a neshoma, stood at Sinai, said "we will hear and do" for at least about a minute or two… And we're all on a journey to getting back to that mountain and moment and climbing the ladder rung by rung from the place Hashem placed us in this earth and the challenges we need to surmount to grow. And no matter how far and distant and tainted we may make ourselves or find ourselves, that spark still remains pure. We're still holy. We're a diamond that has a lot of shmutz on it.  

 

That being said, we need a Levi that will bring us back to Hashem. That has no self-interest. No portion in the land. Is not trying to take himself, as "Vayikach Korach" starts off, but rather like Moshe who tells the nation that he hasn't taken one thing for himself not a cow, not an ox. Those same words are recited by Shmuel in our haftorah as well. He is that Levi that goes around to the entire nation all day and rebukes and is mekarev them. He is like Moshe and Aharon who are willing to stand down on their own honor and go to the tent of Dasan and Aviram. Because they have no self. They have no honor. They understand that they are merely servants and messengers of Hashem there to bring His kids, Totty's kids back to the Shabbos table, after they've been misbehaving and disturbing too much while Daddy is trying to read Rabbi Schwartz's very long E-Mail out loud to everyone. An obviously very sever criminal offense.

 

It's Shmuel who can then be the one who can anoint the King. He can bring Mashiach. Because a King comes when there is a nation. And for there to be a nation there has to be someone that will bring them all together and reveal that spark of kedusha in each of them. When that shines, then they can have a real king. The people don't get that. They get together, but just like the goyim. They want someone that will fight for them. That will make good laws for them. That will not bother them too much. They're not interested in really being united and bringing those sparks together. In finding the spark in the yid without a yarmulka next to me, or in the opposing political party. So if that's the case, we can only get a King that's not Dovid, but rather that's Shaul. That's cool, handsome, warrior and that has a great face for politics and a nice resume, but that's not King David. That's still trying to figure out how not to upset the nation too much and stay in power.

 

Parshat Chukas though, is the opposite story. It's the story of death. Death is the one thing that unites all of us. Just as we said that every yid is holy, every Jew as well will die. Even Moshe, even Aharon, even Bibi, even Reb Chayim Kanievsky and Reb Moshe Feinstien and the Chaftetz Chaim. Some say the Lubavitcher Rebbe too… especially on his yartzeit. (Like I said, not the politically correct E-Mail 😊 ). We all die and that death reminds us that we become tamey. We only become tamey, though if we understand that we have taharah naturally. And since every Jew can become tamey, we understand that it is a law, a chok, that is almost unexplainable that we are all inherently tahor. Even more then that, it is also a chok, and inherent Divine law, that we can all become tahor again as well. That the Mother can clean up the poop of her baby cow. That even the incomprehensible sin of the Eigel can be atoned for. That in fact it only happened so Hashem could teach us that we all can fall and we can all return. That the tamey can become tahor. He just has to know that he can. And if he does, that's already the start of the revelation of that spark.   

 

With that understanding the entire parsha continues with an amazing flow. Even Miriam dies. Even Moshe and Aharon even sin by the rock. One Jewish maid servant gets kidnapped and we all realize she's part of our spark. We need to save her. She's just as holy as we are. Because as Korach taught us and that he wasn't wrong about is that the entire nation is holy. We sin, our leaders sin. We become tamey and then tahor and so can they. The Kohen who purifies us from tumah in fact even has to be tamey partially himself to sprinkle and purify us. (They would even make him impure and then purify him until the last stage where he has to wait for sun to come up to eat teruma) and in that quasi tumah state he can affect purity on all of us. Because we learn that we can become pure just like he can.

 

And when that happens, then something fantastic happens at the end of this parsha. We actually conquer Israel. Yes, you don't have to wait until the book of Yehoshua for that to happen. You don't even have to wait for Moshe Rabbeinu to die for that to happen. This week's parsha 1/3 of Israel is conquered and even settled. The entire portion on the other side of Jordan is ours. 2.5 tribes will live there and they're obligated in all the laws of the land (except Bikkurim). In fact, its even arguable that it's the only part of the land that we truly and unequivocally conquered. Because there was no one left to question our sovereignty. Moshe killed every man, women and child of the Emori and of Og. Just like Hashem told him to. He did this because he was one with the people and the people were one with him. That's what a leader is supposed to look like. That's what the nation that he rules over and represents should look like. That's how we get the land.

 

There's an amazing pasuk and Rashi this week. We find twice in this parsha messages and messengers that are sent out to the world. The first one is sent by Moshe to the King of Edom. To Trump, the red-head. He calls him our brother. He tells him that it's time for the redemption. It's time to remember what happened in Egypt to us. What happened on October 7th. What happened for 2000 years in galus. Moshe tells him we need to get to Israel to conquer the land. To reveal Hashem. Trump- I mean Edom says not on my dime. Read my Lips. Don't. Moshe then asks pretty please with a cherry on top. We don't need your dime. We'll pay the bill. But they threaten us. They show up on or border. They're in Ben Gurion hogging half of our airport. And we turn around from the "border"- the gevul- the limitations of Edom. And we continue wandering.

 

We weren't a light enough for him to come around to our way of thinking. Of Hashem's plan. The reason Rashi tells us is, because Moshe hit the rock. Oh yeah… Trump said. If you have the power of prayer and Hashem, and it's the time of the redemption, then why are you still hitting rocks. I'm the hitting guy. Why are you calling your people rebels? You don't see that spark of holiness in them that can come out by just talking to them. By inspiring them and putting down that staff. You're not a true leader. You're not making a kiddush Hashem. You don't hold of them. Well then I don't see it either. And thus Edom tells us, I'm not buying in to that narrative.

 

The end of the parsha though, something changes. Rather than Moshe sending messengers to the Giant Sichon and Og and their huge armies, the pasuk tells us Vayishlach Yisrael- and Israel sent messengers. It wasn't Moshe that sent rather it was Israel that did the sending. What's strange about that is that in Devarim, Moshe seems to claim credit for this sending as it says Va'Eshlach- singular. What makes this all even stranger is that in the haftorah, Yiftach, who sends messengers to the King of Ammon himself, relates that in both of these stories, even in the case of Edom, it was Yisrael that sent the messengers. So, who really did the sending? Or in the question that we started off with is there a leader here?   

 

The answer Rashi tells us is that the Torah switches these around, to teach us

 

"that Moshe is Israel and Israel is Moshe To teach us that the leader of the generation is like the entire generation. For the leader is ha'kol- he is everything."

 

Do you know what a leader is? A leader is someone that is one person that can stand up and when he stands up and speaks or sends a message, one can see the entire nation united behind that message. The two prerequisites for that happening, is that the leader has to see that one united in spark in every single member of the nation. And the nation themselves have to feel that from him and see in him the person that represents not just their own personal agenda, but rather the agenda of the one united nation.

 

When we came to Edom, Perhaps in Yiftach's view it seemed as if the entire nation was sending a message to the King of Edom, but the Torah tells us it really wasn't that way. Although it does tell us that Moshe sent the messengers, and that could be interpreted as the entire Israel sent them. But, Moshe himself tells us it was only him. He didn't have the people behind him. They were still struggling over his knocking them and hitting with the staff and calling them rebels. They wouldn't have voted for him in the next elections.

 

What changed in between those stories, is that we lost Aharon. We lost another leader that united us and that we felt that did save us and purify us. We lost the leader, that himself brought the Eigel, but was able to pick up from that state of tumah and become purified and thus purify us. That drew us to believe we were always able to become holy. That didn't hit us, but rather sprinkled holy water of life upon us. That sense of loss, reminded us and brought us together on the same page, because we all mourned him together. Like we all mourn together every fallen soldier today.

 

The next thing that happened was we were attacked. Canaan came. Amalek came. They kidnapped one of ours or more. And we all felt that pain, that horror, that recognition that our enemy doesn't differentiate on whether we have a kippa or what size or material it is made out of or who we voted for in the last elections. They see our spark and thus we saw it as well and wiped them out. And brought her home.

 

The next story is how our spirit felt constricted as we didn't hear the shofar the next morning and Mashiach wasn't here. We were heading the wrong way. We're still eating that same manna that might have been delicious cause it tasted like those meat boards we remembered until now, but with the smell and anticipation of coming into the land so close where we wouldn't have it anymore and we would grow our own food and crops and have real milk and honey, just seemed like a bad substitute. We thought if we wiped out these Hamas Amalekites it would be over already, and now we're back heading into the wilderness.

 

So Hashem brought the snakes. He was teaching us that it wasn't about what we as a united nation even wants. It's about subjugating ourselves to His will. Snakes, tell Adam and Chava that Hashem created you to be Lords down here and Him up there. Your will here and His will there. It's not what we want that's important, though Hashem is telling us. That just brings the snakes out. Rather, we need to look above the snake. We need to see the neis. Who we are representing? Whom we are striving and our only agenda is to bring down to this world. We need to, as Rashi, tell us expand our hearts, and not bottle up our personal tzar. And then our spirt will become wide. Then Hashem can come down. Then his agenda is ours. Then our king and leader, will be reflective of not our agenda but His agenda, which is now all of ours.

 

It is then, the Torah then tells us the tune changed. Then Yisrael, who is Moshe, and Moshe who is Yisrael, sends messages out to the Emori. You let us come in because we are going in the way of the Melech. We will overcome all of your gevulecha-all of your borders and limitations you think you can put upon us. Because we're coming from Hashem. He is borderless. And now so are we. That's how Israel is conquered. That's how we come home. We kill all those that don't want that agenda and can't get behind us from the nations that oppose us. Because we realize, that it's not us they're opposing. It's Him.

 

We're at that final stage, raboysai! The nations of the world and the entire world is leader-less. We can't be like them. We need to be their leaders. We need to put aside all our own issues and agendas and find the one uniting spark in all of us. We need to look above all the snakes. We have to stop being a nation of Korach's each trying to take out of the pot and become a nation Kohanim that understand that even if we're tamey, we can rise up and bring purity to the world. And then we need to send that message out on all our statuses, from the Temple Mount that we've cleared away without any fear of what those leaderless nations have to say. And tell them that we're beyond your borders and limitations. We're on the Derech Ha'Melech- the King's path. And we will lead the whole world to Him in prayer in His new home here, that is for all of you.

 

Have a marvelous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" A nayer meylech mit naye gzeyres, a nay yor mit naye aveyres.– A new king with new decrees a new year with new sins…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

4. The arch whose remnants are found in the southwestern corner of the Temple Mount is called ___________


Which of the following statements regarding the city of Gamla is correct?

A. The city contains remains of a synagogue from the Second Temple period.

B. Hiding complexes from the Bar Kokhba revolt period were discovered in the city.

C. The city's defenders surrendered without a fight, and it fell to Vespasian.

D. The city's location was forgotten and rediscovered in the mid-19th century.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqEcwu6VjNI  – Latest Bardak- Soda Battle Parat three


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpGdrSnWR5s&list=OLAK5uy_kMBP3_YuM_t5c8_6ewcn3-sB41OEv24Y4  - Sruly Green's Latest- Ma Rabu Masecha- almost as nice as mine!


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9wIkZ57Ik  -  In honor of the Rebbe's yartzeit Eli Marcus's 12 pesukim. Nice


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXsnwdSNkU   – Aharon Razel in honor of his brother Yonasan coming from his illness- Simcha Amitit


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Aliyah!- -345 BC-   Ok it's the second Aliya time for the second Bais Hamikdash. The ones that came with Zerubavel 24 years previously were the ones that were dedicated and merited to build the Bais Ha'Mikdash. The rest of the losers stayed behind. They missed out on the fun. Sure it was paused in the middle. Koresh, whom some thought was like Mashiach and even acted like it for a bit, backed off and changed his mind. The presidents- I mean Kings- that followed him weren't so keen and stopped Israel from rebuilding. The guys back there in comfortable Bavel Park said… see it's not yet the time…

 

But then it happened. We built it while they were snoozing. And they couldn't even get out for a while as well. But finally, we here in Israel completed it and brought sacrifices for them. And finally finally Ezra decides it's time for a second Aliyah campaign. He opens up Nefesh B'Nefesh offices and starts advertising. Who's coming. It's time! And the replies as we discussed wasn't heartwarming. The oilam wasn't interested.

 

Now the interesting thing our sages note, was why Ezra himself didn't move earlier. Why didn't he go there for the building. There's something extremely powerful and revealing about that.. The answer they say is because his Rebbi Baruch Ben Neriya who was a student of Yirmiyahu HaNavi was still alive. He was his link in the chain. He couldn't leave him. He still had Torah to receive from him. It was only when the gadol hador died, his Rebbi, could he leave. This is one of the sources that is brought down, that for one to study Torah it is permitted to live outside of Israel. It's the excuse that many use today. Well it has it's basis here. But L'ma'aseh he missed out on the Temple Building And the truth is it set the tone and message that moving isn't so important. If the leaders aren't moved or haven't moved then the people don't want to come either.

 

We're told the second Temple didn't last because the nation didn't come. Let's make this one happen eternally. But to do that we all have to come. Leaders and Laymen. It's time to come back.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE LEADERSHIP JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Trump and Bibi are discussing leadership and decision making...Donald Trump asks Bibi how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Bibi says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Bibi says"I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls up Deri. "Shalom, Aryeh. If your parents have a child and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

Deri: "It's me, of course."

Bibi: "You see?"

Trump is really impressed and goes home to the White House. He calls up his VP Vesgeth and says "Hey JD, if your parents have a kid, and it's not your brother or your sister, who is it?"

JD: "Mr. President, let me get back to you on that."

He opens an investigation, spends millions of dollars of taxpayer money to no avail. A week passes and he happens to mention this to Marco Rubio during a briefing, who rolls his eyes. "It's me of course."

JD calls the president immediately. "Mr. President, I have your answer. It's Marco Rubio."

Trump: "Haw haw, no, you idiot, it's Aryeh Deri!"

 

The Confederacy had some top-tier military leadership. General Lee speaking. .

 

I was in a job interview. The man asked me to show him an example of leadership skills.

"OK," I replied. "I'm hired."

 

Why doesn't Donald Trump compare his leadership to Steve Jobs? Even he knows not to compare Apples and oranges.

 

One day Vladimir Putin arrived at an elementary school, where he gave a lecture on all the reasons why Russia, under his leadership, is the best country in the world. After the lecture, he invited the children to ask him questions, and almost everyone raised their hand enthusiastically - after all, not every day they get to raise a question before the President of Russia.

"Yes, cute girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with braids, who began to speak, saying, "Hello, Mr. President. My name is Sasha and I wanted to know: Do you think one day Russia will return to itself as the Soviet Union, In the past? "

"Of course," Putin replied. "It is only a matter of time before all the countries of Eastern Europe, and even the countries of the world, understand that it is in their favor."

"Yes cute boy, next question please," Putin said, pointing to a boy with freckles, who said, "Hello Mr. President. My name is Arkady and I wanted to know: what is the secret of your success? Because you are the most powerful and important man in all of Russia."

"The truth is," Putin said, "I am the most powerful and important man in the whole world, and the secret of my success is that I just know what is good for everyone, so everyone trusts me to run the country for the best."

"Do you have any more questions?" Putin wondered, then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand.

The boy spoke and said: "Hello Mr. President. My name is Boris and I wanted to know why Russia is sending troops to Ukraine and why we have annexed the Crimean peninsula from Ukraine to us?".

A moment after Boris finished asking his question the break bell suddenly rang, and everyone went out for lunch. When the break was over, Putin and all the children returned to the lecture hall.

"Yes sweet girl," Putin said, pointing to a girl with short hair who stood up. "Hello Mr. President. My name is Katya and I wanted to know where Boris is?

 

The new Ayatolla has just taken power. The former leaders says to him ‘I have left you two letters. When you get into problems open the first letter. If you still have problems open the second letter”.

About 1 year into his leadership things are going badly for the new guy. He then remembers the words of the former leader and opens the first letter, which reads ‘blame all your problems on me’. The new guy does this and everything is fine for a little while.

But sadly things go from bad to worse, so he opens the second letter, which reads ‘sit down and write two letters’.

 

A manager comes back from a Leadership Seminar, full of bright ideas and cheerfulness. He calls a meeting of all of his employees and announces that his office door will be open, and he will be easily accessible for the rest of the week, and if there is ANYTHING an employee needs, now is the time to come talk to him.

Less than an hour later, the manager is sitting in his office, and Joe comes in sheepishly.

"Boss," says Joe, "I've got a problem."

"No, Joe!" says the manager. "In this company, we do not have problems. We have opportunities!"

"Ok boss," says Joe, "I've got a drinking opportunity"


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The answer to this week's question is A– So the second part of this question was easy and I got that part right. Gamla is the last stand- the "Masada"- so to speak of the North in the Great Revolt in the year 67 CE before Vespasian headed down with his son Ttitus to destroy the 2nd Temple. They had a huge fight but in the ended lime Masada according to Josephus they died jumping off the cliff or getting chased off by the Romans. There is one of the oldest shuls in the world from end of second temple period. The fist part I got wrong, which is a busha. The correct answer was Robinson's Arch which I knew was there in the Southern part of the Kotel Western Wall. But I got stuck on the Southern part and went with the arch of Chulda which is really a gate or the three arches that remain there. But the truth is its not really western as much as its southern. So I got a 50/50 on this on and the test continues with Rabbi Schwartz having 2.5 points and the MOT having 1.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, July 4, 2025

Something Fishy is Going On- Parshat Chukas 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

July 4th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 34 8th of Tamuz 5785

 

Parshat Chukas

  Something Fishy Going On


"Check out that Island", RbbC said.


It looks really cool. After a few days on a boat, I can relate to his feeling. Man was meant to walk on solid earth. Don't get me wrong. Sailing is fun and cool, but after a while it gets kind of old and you just want to get back to shore. So they parked their boat right off this incredible island. It smelled a little fishy, but that's understandable, after all it was in the middle of the ocean. There was beautiful sand with nice greens growing.


"Looks like a great place for a mangal (BBQ)" he said.


Maybe a little bonfire, a kumzitz, a little Rebbi Shimon action, some smores… What a great place to chill. So, they sat down. Made themselves comfy and then just when things started heating up a bit, it cooled down very quickly. See, they weren't really on an island, they discovered. They were one the back of a very large fish. A whale, perhaps, or one of those Star Wars space creatures. C'mon some of you have to remember that movie. All of a sudden Nemo decided that his back was getting sunburned, or maybe he just didn't like their Bar Yochais. He gave a krechtz, a flip and splash, they all ended up in the water. Thank God, they weren't that far from the boat, Rabbah Bar Bar Channa, tells us in this fascinating gemara in Bava Basra, for otherwise they would've all drowned.


It's a strange cryptic page or two of Talmud, that shares with a bunch of these incredible stories with us.  You should check them out. Yet, the Gaon of Vilna and many other great commentaries look at all these stories and see in them, the secrets of the universe, the different stages of our development and even the pathway toward redemption and Mashiach. This particular story above, tells us that when Mashiach comes, the whole world and everything we thought about it will be turned on its head. The land that we thought was safe, was comfortable, was great to make bbq's pizza shops and even yeshivos, mikvas and really large beautiful shuls is really just a big fish swimming in the sea. It's not dry land. It's not a place of settlement. That's not real grass on it's back. It's just an AI manipulation. Stay close to the boat. Don't lose sight that you're in an ocean. Otherwise you may drown.


Rav Moshe Shapira (who, as faithful readers of mine have probably noticed, I 've been quoting a lot these days), writes something spectacular about this gemara. He notes that on Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur there is a psalm that we recite after our Shmona Esrei with much fervor.


Li'dovid mizmor- a psalm for Dovid

La'hashem ha'aretz u'mlo'ah- To Hashem is the land and all that's in it

Tevel v'yoshvei vah- the world and all that dwell in it

Ki hu al yamim yesoda- because He founded it upon waters

V'al neharos yi'chonineha- and He established it upon rivers.


Do you know why the entire land belongs to Hashem? Because He established it upon water. It's not real. We're riding on the back of a fish. See on the third day of Creation, when the entire world was full of water, Hashem did something fantastic and miraculous. He declared that all of the water should gather into one place and dry land should be revealed. The problem though, he notes is that you can't just shtup water into a vessel that can't fit it. If the whole world was water, then where did it all go? It's not like it disappeared, and it's not like he drained out the tub and put it anywhere. So how does it gather and all fit into one place?


See, that's why I like Reb Moshe, he asks simple questions about stuff we learnt about and accepted in kindergarten, that we recite and daven all the time (this is the psalm of the day that we recite each Sunday as well and when we put back the Torah every Monday and Thursday during the week), and that we never pay attention to. He answers that the Talmud tells us that this was of course miraculous. It is the first time where we have a miracle known as


"mu'at machzik es ha'meruba"- where Hashem makes a miracle that a large amount is contained in something very small.


We find that as well, by the way, in this week's Torah portion of Chukas. Perhaps, non-coincidentally enough, it also revolves around the revelation and lesson of water. After the death of Miriam we are told that the well that Moshe had hit 40 years beforehand and that provided the over one million Jews with water for over 40 years had shut down. Before we even get to the miracle that takes place now though, just think about that miracle of the water for 40 years. It's not something we pay much attention to, but its incredible. A wandering well/rock that was the sole water source for our entire nation for 40 years. That's truly mind-blowing. And then we wake up one morning and it's gone. Obviously that is terrifying. Something's broke. What will we do? That would seem to be the obvious reaction, and it was.


Hashem thus tells Moshe that as we enter the land, it's time He reveals the most important lesson of all to our nation. It is a lesson that is critical to our entrance. It was then and it is today as well. The lesson is not that Hashem just performs miracles for our nation. But that the entire world as we perceive it with our eyes is not real. We can only observe the world by what we perceive. That, I believe, is the definition of Science. If it's unobservable, if it can't be studied then it's not scientific and perhaps not real. In the real world we are limited by time and space. Yet here, Hashem wants to show us, that what's not real, in fact, is the phenomena that we believe we are observing. All of that is really just an illusion. "To Hashem is the world and everything in it". Why? Because it's established on water that doesn't fit into any space. The land we are on is miraculous. We're riding on the back of a fish.


Hashem, wants us to see, observe and internalize this idea so He tells Moshe to gather the entire nation of over a million people into the small space of the Ohel Moed. How? It doesn't fit? A miracle happens and guess what, we all fit. That's the real world. There is no time or space restrictions in the real world; in Hashem's revealed world. It's that way as well in Holy of Holies where the Ark doesn't rationally fit, and it will be that way in the Bais Ha'Mikdash when Klal Yisrael will gather there each holiday and when we stand it will be tight, but when we bow down there's plenty of room and an expansion of space. The mu'at, the little and limited will hold the immense.


It is at this juncture He wants Moshe to teach the nation that rocks don't need to be hit anymore. Take your staff with you, but don't use it. Just talk to the rock and watch the water flow out. It can happen. It even makes sense for it to happen. Because the entire earth is Hashem's. The fact that water doesn't come out of rocks is an illusion. But when we are coming into Israel it will be our job to teach that to the world. That this world has a King and His presence is meant to be felt and revealed to the entire world.


The truth is if we take a step back and look at most of our parsha which is the contains the last lessons and narratives before we enter Eretz Yisrael, we'll see that is the message Hashem wants us to understand. That the world is one of tikkun, of the revelation of Hashem and that it is "Chukas" a concept beyond our limited logic and understanding. In fact, in most cases it is the opposite of what we may think.


The parsha begins with Parah Aduma, the red heifer that is burned and that purifies us from the impurity of death. Reb Tzadok Ha'Kohen mentions the Zohar that there is a connection between the red heifer and the fixing of the sin of Adam Ha'Rishon that brought death to the world. The Baal Haturim even notes that the Red Heifer was burnt on branches of a fig tree, because the fig tree, according to one opinion, was the Tree of Life. It was from her branches that Adam took leaves to cover himself after the sin. The source of the sin thus became the beginning of it fixing it.


That idea continues with the Red Heifer atoning for that sin of Adam (aduma…) and as well the sin of the Golden calf, prior to which returned to the state of Adam by Matan Torah and then fell right back again. It is for that reason the Parah Aduma's law is that the pure become impure and the impure becomes pure. We even are metamei the Kohen that burns the ashes and then purify him again. Everything is returning to Eden. The world of purity and impurity are getting dipped in water that is living, mayim chayim and the world becomes born anew.


On an even deeper level, we find that there is personal Jewish ancestral tikkun that takes place with the parah aduma temima- the purely red heifer. We find that red or Edom, doesn't just spell Adam, but as well is the name given to Esau. Yaakov, on the other hand is referred to as an Ish "tam"- a pure person. He is described as a "yoshev ohel- one who sits in the tent". The red heifer's job is to purify someone who become tamei "in the tent". It is Yaakov and Esau. It is the two of them coming together. It is fixing the mistakes of their past. It is the impure Esau becoming pure and Yakov who was pure however he became impure in his process of trying to co-opt the blessings; in how he took the birthright. Back then Yaakov felt the need to put on the clothing of Esau to receive the blessings. He had to present himself as "democratic country, where all religions and faiths can be worship freely" to explain to the world why he deserved to inherit.. If you didn't get where I was going with this… However what we learned from that is  that is that is the best case we can make then Esau will want to kill us. The world ultimately won't buy it. We will have to go into galus.


Yaakov has to go to Lavan. Isn't it interesting that the red heifer is pasul and can't be purified as long as it has lavan- white hairs on it? When he's done with that galus though and is approaching his return to Eretz Yisrael, he sends messengers to Esau. He's trying to bribe him. He's ready to go to war with him. Yet ulitimatly and perhaps most tragically he bends the knee to him. He's still going about this wrong. Chazal take him to task for hiding his daughter Dina from him. I don't think they're recommending intermarriage here, but what they are saying is that Yaakov, you've got this all wrong. Our job is to uplift Esau. To burn up that red heifer by bringing him under the shade of Hashem. To tell Esau straight out what his role is and ours and not be afraid. It's to be Yisrael and not Yaakov when we return. It's to struggle with angel of Esau and tame him and have him bless us. It's to make the impure pure.


Our job, as our parsha continues to tell us after the mitzva of parah aduma, is to speak to the rock. To speak to the domeim- the inanimate object. To speak to Edom and watch the mayim chayim, the holy water pour out of him as well. Watch him not only say, as a certain red-headed Edomite leader recently did, "I love you God", but this time to say "I love Hashem, the God of Israel; the King of the world." That Esau recognizes that the world is different than he perceived.


We no longer have to hit the rock to bring out the water. When we come into the land of Israel, if we come in with the right mindset and understanding of the point of us being brought there, then the entire world will come to us. Our enemies will fall without as having to do anything. They will be destroyed, as they are in the end of our parsha, as the hostage-taking-Amaleki king of Arad's entire army did, when we didn't lose one soldier and all we had to do was make a neder to Hashem. We had to speak and declare the purpose of why we are coming. To bring offerings to Hashem, to create a House of prayer for all nations. We had to declare their cities to be Chorrma; Divinely Jewish annexed properties as cities of Hashem, rather than occupied territories to be returned in any future peace negotiations.


It's what happens at the end of the parsha, when the Emorites who wanted to October 7th us hid in the mountains to ambush us and Hashem "beepered" them all. He smashed the mountains into one another. He fought our battle… as He's fighting them today. We didn't have to do anything but sing the song of the well. We realized that we're just riding on the back of a fish. That the entire world is Hashem's. That His glory fills the entire world. That we can all fit in between the two poles of the Aron as we crossed the Jordan river into the Holy Land (another place where that miracle of the large fitting into the impossibly small takes place).


We understand that our job coming to the land of Israel is to reveal that reality to the world. To create a Messianic world, as the prophet Yeshaya tells us, where the knowledge of Hashem will be like water covering the seas. The River to the Sea, is what the world is screaming for. It's our job to reveal that.   


Moshe sends messengers to Edom after that water lesson. Just as Yaakov once sent messengers to Esau. But this time perhaps to fix that mistake. He sends them from Kadesh. He sends them from this holy place where he saw the miracle of the many being held by the few. He tells them we should enter derech ha'melech- with the path of the King. We'll go together, it's time for Mashiach. We don't need to drink the water of a well. Hashem is providing all the water and its time to reveal that to the world. Esau, though, isn't ready. He comes back with a sword, with a threat. Rav Charlap, understands Esau's response happens because he had heard that Moshe hit the rock. He didn't talk to it. He heard that we Jews are still trying to bring out the water with sthicks and tricks. We're still making July 4th BBQ's on the back of a fish and don't realize that we needs to get back to the boat.


The verse then tells us that rather than Moshe responding to the Edom, it says

Va'yomru Bnai Yisrael- the Jewish people responded to Edom.


They told him that we would buy food, it would be profitable for him, this is good for the US as well. We will stand up for your interests. We put on the clothes of Esau. We fell back. We thought it would work. It didn't. Rashi tells us that Aharon dies after this because of this mistake. We tried being friends with Esau. That's not our job. Our job is to lead him. Our job is to continue to tell him, as Moshe did, that we are here to go in the path of our King. We are coming to Israel to knock down that mosque. To destroy all idolatry. To be the first born and to create a home and place, where you Esau will connect to Hashem.


The Ohr Ha'Chayim Ha'Kadosh though, ends on a prophetic note on this last story of Esau. He tells us that this is a foretelling of the end of days. Edom, Esau, is the last exile. We will be "captives" to him. We will be hostages. In the end of day Aharon will be gathered into our nation. We will have the spirit of Aharon within us. We will love one another. We will be priests to the world. It is with that power that we can win the battle against Amalek that comes right after this story. That we can see miraculous victories. That we can sing the song of the well. That we can finally bring the geula that we are so thirstily waiting for. To walk together once again with Hashem in Gan Eden. To herald in an era when we the small nation, will hold and carry the many nations of the world in the House of Hashem. The month of Tamuz is the one month that is named after an ancient form of idolatry, it is this month that we are told when the fast of 17th of Tamuz will be turned upside down to a holiday. May this be the year when we see that prophecy fulfilled.

 

Have a safe and miraculous Shabbos and a redemptive Chodesh Tamuz!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" In a groyseh taiych chapt men groyse fish.- In a big river you catch big fish "


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK


24. The "prophet" Muhammad's collected sayings, which have become a source of religious ruling in Islam,

are called ______

What is the set of ceremonies performed during the pilgrimage to Mecca (Hajj) linked to?

A. God's revelation to the Prophet

B. Stories about Abraham, Hagar and Ishmael

C. Events in places the prophet passed through on his way between Mecca and Madinah

D. Traditions instituted by the first Caliphs


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJcRKU2bNl0&list=RDdJcRKU2bNl0&start_radio=1   – Yishai Ribbos latest song with Shmuel… If you like Yishai this is a classic – Kol Paam Meichadash- Each time anew


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0SHSTDrOOU&list=RDl0SHSTDrOOU&start_radio=1    -  This Shai Viner wunderkid has a beautiful song "Child of God" although his accent could use some work…😊

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7IirtGPWbU&list=RDh7IirtGPWbU&start_radio=1  – Gorgeous Baruch Levine Chuppa Medleys…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aki-Ji9BjNk&list=RDAki-Ji9BjNk&start_radio=1 – a beautiful heartful Im Ishkocheich medley by Mendy Goldberg!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

586/422? BC -The missing years- As we have arrived at the 9th of Av of the year of the destruction, I want to pause and share with you perhaps one of the confusing details of the chronology of Jewish history. It's not something that I have a personal opinion on. It's way above my pay grade. But I've never been much of a dates guy anyways. It's the stories that I find much more meaningful. I think most people are that way. But anyways here's the conundrum.


According to the Seder Olam and Chazal the year of the destruction of the Temple was in the year 3338 from creation which would make it 422 BCE. The way to remember that by the way, I shared with my shul two weeks ago is that 338 is gematria Shelach, the parsha of sending spies into the land and the parsha that declares that there will be an eternal day of mourning of Tisha B'av. Cool! As well since we know and it is historically agreed upon that the destruction of the second Temple took place in the year 70 CE and our tradition based on the prophecy of Daniel was that there would be 70 years of Exile and the second temple would be for 420 year which all together equals 490 years (70 shemitta years) then the year 420 BC would be about right for the destruction of the first Temple. That view is the opinion of the Saadia Gaon, The Maharal, Reb Yakov Emden and the Chazon Ish. We got with tradition everything else is bubbeh maysehs.


The secular approach which dates the destruction at the year 586 BC which is about 165 years earlier is based on many factors as well. And it has supporters that stand no less than the Baal Ha'Meor and Rav Moredchai Breuer that suggest that Chazal weren't meant to be taken literally and there was more philosophy behind their dating then historical accuracy. The problem that gets raised and that is the crux of the secular dating system is that there is a counting of at least ten Persian Kings that supposedly reigned during the short period of time that would Chazal give. As well there seems to be much historical evidence that the Persian empire was more in the range of 206 years rather than the 52 that the shorter Chazal timeline would give them.


Rav Shimon Schwab, who was probably the most recent and final word on this debate has two articles on the subject. In the first he seems to go with the secular view and expressed reasons why Chazal obscured the historical view in order to hide the date of the coming of Mashiach. If you think about what's going on now this is pretty relevant. For according to our counting from creation we are in the year 5785 which is 215 years away from the year 6000, which tradition has it is the end of time as we know it. According to the secular counting of a longer bayis sheni period then we subtract 165 years to that then boys and girls we have now entered the final yovel 50-year jubilee before the "End". Later on he recanted on that position and felt that Chazal wouldn't do that, yet who knows…


For the purposes of this column we'll maintain the secular counting until Bayis Sheni, but who looks at years anyways… right… Hopefully, by next week Mashiach will already be here and he'll clear it all up for us.!


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S BEST ISLAND JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Berel, Yankel, and Ephraim were stranded on a deserted island. One day Al found an old jar in the sand. When the jar was opened, a genie came out and said to them, "You have freed me from my jar. For the rest of your time on this island, I am obligated to grant each of you one wish per year. But no wishing anyone, including yourself, off the island."

 

"In that case," said Berel, "I wish for 365 sefarim, so that I can learn one per day for a year." Instantly, 365 books appeared.

 

"I wish for 365 cans of beer," said Yankel, "so that I can drink one per day for a year." Instantly, 365 cans of beer appeared.

 

"I wish for 365 cigarettes," said Ephraim, "so that I can smoke one per day for a year." Instantly, 365 cigarettes appeared, and the genie disappeared back into the jar.

A year later, the genie came back out of the jar to grant Berel, Yankel, and Ephraim another wish.

"I wish for 365 more books," said Berel. Instantly, 365 more books appeared.

"I wish for 365 more cans of beer," said Yankel. Instantly, 365 more cans of beer appeared.

Ephraim looked sternly at the genie and said, "I wish for a lighter."

 

I was stranded on an island with nothing but dark red grass, dark red sand, dark red trees everything was dark red.

"AHHH!" I yelled "I've been marooned!"

 

A Dutch, English and Chinese man survive a boat accident and wash up on an island. They need food, water and supplies to survive the night. The Dutch guys says that he will gather the food, the English man will get water and the Chinese man is send for supplies.

When the Dutch and the English man come back with food and water the Chinese man is nowhere to be found. They wait a bit till they can't wait longer and start preparing the food.The Dutch and English guy start eating and out of nowhere the Chinese guy jumps out the bushes and shouts: " SUPPLIES!! ".

 

Did you hear that Elon Musk is planning to buy the entire island of Madagascar?

He’s planning to rename it Madaelectriccar

 

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

 

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island. An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,

“Esther, did we pay our $5,000 Shul pledge check yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,

“Esther, did we pay our School tuition dues yet?”

"Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send the check,” she says.

“One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Vaad Ha'Bayit house dues in Israel this month?” he asks.

“Oh, forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. Esther pulls away and asks him,

“What was that for?”

Abe answers, “They’ll find us!”

 

If I was stranded on a desert island I would take along a deck of cards. Because everyone knows after about 20 minutes of playing solitaire someone will come up behind you and tell you you're doing something wrong.

 

(OK not everyone will get this one…) The cast of Friends got shipwrecked on an deserted island...

Monica, Joey and Chandler were left behind because in real life David is a Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.

 

What happens when you claim an island by pishing on it? Urination (did I really just include that… oyyy…)

 

A shipwrecked mariner has spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.

Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him. When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: “The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.”

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  I got a 50/50 on this one and frankly I'm even surprised I got that right. I knew the first part surprisingly enough is called Hadith… I remember that because it's similar to the word das- in hebRew which is law or religion. The second part though, I actually originally was thinking that it was a Avraham Yishmael akeida bubbeh mayseh that they distorted. But I remembered that was what their holiday or id al tabcha- sacrifice holiday was all about, so I thought it was a trick and I went with Muhammeds stops along the way, after-all it said pilgramege so I thought it wasa referring to stuff they did along the way. But I guess I was wrong. So the correct answer was the akeida story. So the score is now Rabbi Schwartz 15.5 Ministry of Tourism 8.5 on this exam so far, which should me back in passing range.