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Thursday, June 18, 2020

Virtual Living- Parshat Korach 2020/5780


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
June 19th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 35 27th Sivan 5780

Parshat Korach
 (Shelach outside of Israel for last week's Shelach click below)\
or previous years

Virtual Living
So, it's been 3 months and 10 days since I 've had a tour. Baruch Hashem, He's sent me some parnasah in some alternate miraculous ways in the meantime. But I miss touring around Israel. There are other guides that are using this down time to do some of their own running around checking out new spots and building up their repertoire. Some are even doing little posts on Facebook and the more advanced are offering virtual Zoom tours. I've had a few requests for some of those. I even tried one. Ehh… not for me. I can barely figure out how to take a selfie. How do you hold and angle the phone and manage to get all of your face in and smile at the same time...anyways? I think it's for people that have smaller faces than me. As well, I find touring around the country all alone without you guys to be kind of depressing. It's not as exciting. It's like eating a pareve chulent. It's got the beans, barley and potatoes but its missing the meat and kishka. That would be my enthusiastic tourists that are oohing and ahhing about everything. Laughing at my jokes, eating up my inspiration and insights and even believing all my bubbeh meisehs. The real nice ones even pretend to enjoy my music that I play for them. Yeah… without you it's just pareve chulent.
Yet at the same time I feel bad for you guys. See as much as I want you here, I know you want to be here as well with me. You're the ones missing out on the inspiration of Israel and that's just not fair. So being not just a tour guide, but a Rabbi and fellow Jew that appreciates your enthusiasm and desire, I try to do my best to give you those tastes of our Israel tours. Baruch Hashem, Mishpacha has been featuring some of my tour write-ups with some great photographers of the sites I visit for you. Actually last week I just did my first video tour for them of the Judean Desert and Ein Gedi hike for you. I even got on a camel, which I never do, just so you can vicariously tour through me. I don't think the camel appreciated it as much as you will though. I can't wait to see when that comes out. Don't worry I'll let you know.
Now I know it's still not the real thing. I guess it's a pareve chulent for you guys too. But there is something to be said about one Jew living vicariously through another. In fact, it's the essence of the entire Torah. See how I did that there J… Let's take a look at this week's parsha and figure out how Rabbi Schwartz, your favorite tour-guide and writer managed to sneak that one in.
So the parsha is called Korach. Can you guess who the parsha is about? You got it! Korach. Now that seems strange to name a parsha after a wicked person. A Jew who rebelled against Moshe; challenging the kehuna of Aharon as being nepotistic, rather than divinely ordained. Hashem literally opened up the ground and swallowed the man alive with his wife, kids and all his belongings. Nobody ever before or after got punished like that. So why go and name a parsha after him?
The answer, some suggest, is that Korach had divine aspirations. It wasn't just about honor. His rebellion came from a true desire to serve Hashem in the way that he felt he could most do that. He wanted to be the Kohen Gadol. He wanted to get as close to Hashem as a flesh and blood human could. Not just because it's cool or glorious, but because it was the deepest desire of his holy neshoma that came from under the Kisey HaKavod, Hashem's holy throne. It's the desire of every Jewish neshoma in fact. We don't really feel that way, because frankly we're not as holy or as spiritually in tune as Korach was. He wasn't small chulent potatoes. He got the heads of the Sanhedrin, the greatest sages, to back him up and join his team and it wasn't by force of his incredible charisma either. It was because they knew he was a holy person and his desires were sincere. He was just wrong.
The Mei Marom, (I told you I really love this sefer of Rav Yakov Moshe Charlap Z"L) takes this even a step further. He explains with his penetrating insight, that if Korach had such a desire then it was in fact something that was realistically achievable. A person doesn't desire something that he doesn't really believe he ever has a chance of achieving. I never dream of having Arnold Schwarzenegger's body, despite the similarities in the first part of our last names. That's about as close as it gets. It ain't ever happening, so I don't even dream of it. I do wish I could get back down to where I could see my toes when I step on a scale though…That's achievable. At least my wife thinks it is for me. If Korach and if in fact all of us have an innate desire to be the Kohen Gadol and enter into the holy of holies it must really be something that is achievable. Hashem built us with that drive. How can we realize it?
The answer, he reveals, is through a virtual tour. Boom! And there you have it. See, every Jew is connected to one another. Kol Yisrael areivim zeh la'zeh. We are all obligated in 613 commandments. Yet, there are some mitzvos that only a man can do and not a woman. There are some that only first-borns can do. There are some that only those that live in Israel are lucky enough to have and there are some that only Kohanim and Levi'im can fulfill. So how can we do all 613?
The answer is that if we feel and appreciate that we are all connected. We are all one body and we all have one shared national soul. Then when someone else does that mitzva it is as if I am doing it. When I make a blessing and you recite Amen, it's as if you have recited the blessing. We are bonded. When the men fulfill their mitzvos, the women are fulfilling that mitzva as well by being connected to that man and vice versa. And when the Kohen Gadol goes into the Holy of Holies, it's like all of us are entering there together with him. We are virtually fulfilling our mitzvos and literally standing there even though are bodies are far far away, perhaps even in a different country. But our souls are connected with his. In the words of Rav Charlap, he is our right hand and we are the left hand of the same body.
Korach couldn't accept this. He wanted to be the right hand. He separated himself from the rest of the body in doing so. And he was a dead limb that just got swallowed up and buried in the earth.
I saw an amazing story this week. About the person that perhaps best represented this idea of love and connection to every Jew. There are those Jews –me not being one of them- that have a thing for going to Eastern Europe to visit the graves and tombs of the great Rabbis- or perhaps more commonly Rebbes, that are still buried there. This is not my thing, I've got enough holy graves here in the Holy land to daven by, and don't feel the need to give those farshtunkeneh Europeans goyim and peasants a nickel more of my limited tourist money. But if there was one grave I wouldn't mind visiting it would be the great Reb Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev. (I know you guys thought I would say Rebbi Nachman in Uman- he would be second-but that's mostly for the party there not the prayers. No one does it like the Breslavers). Reb Levi Yitzchak was known as the advocate of the Jewish people. His love for any Jew and his way of always finding the positive outlook for them fill hundreds of books that I've read and that have been my inspiration. I would daven there.
Well it seems that recently- like this past week recently, they were doing renovations on his tomb, which is generally like most Rebbe's within a small little building to protect it from the elements called an Ohel. It turns out that as they were digging, they discovered the original graves of the great Rabbi and his children. The problem was it wasn't where the tombstones were placed, rather they were right underneath the floor of where everyone would be standing when they would come pray. Now as you may be familiar and can imagine, it's not nice to step on people graves. Certainly not to dance on them, which I'm sure plenty of people that came to pray there have done when they finished their prayers. You know the Breslavers did for sure. Can you imagine the horror of knowing that you have been walking and stepping on top of the grave of the buried sage?
Well, it seems that there has been another discovery simultaneously to this first revelation. For there is this Rabbi who is a direct descendant of Reb Levi Yitzchak that came about 7 years ago to visit his tomb. Yet, when he arrived there was something inside of him that prevented him from going in the actual Ohel to pray. So he stayed outside. For reasons not given it seems that this Rabbi decided to spend the entire night there praying…Again not something I would recommend. Yet at some point he fell asleep and he said that in his dream Reb Levi Yitzchak visited him and asked him why he was not coming in. (I quote from Matzav.com where I saw this story).
“My child,” the tzaddik called out, “Why don’t you come into the Ohel?”
“Zeide, I can’t bring myself to come in! I feel that you are not buried where they say you are!”
Rav Levi Yitzchak drew close and said: “I want you to know that it is true. I am not buried where they say I am. I am buried directly underneath the center of the Ohel. My child, all the yidden walk over me. I love it, my child! I love it more than anything in the world! Yidden are coming to visit me, precious Yidden! And I have the opportunity to hold them up! Look how many Yidden I am holding up! Please bring more! Bring more and more and more…!”
The words “more and more” echoed louder and louder and the tzaddik danced away. The Rav awoke from his dream in the darkness of the Berditchover Beis HaChayim, shaken. For the past seven years, he wondered about that dream. Until this week…
There are some people that are living up here on this world, that feel that they need to have it all. They need to have what others have. They, need to be "The" ones. They can't appreciate that they can rejoice and experience through their connections with others. They can become even more spiritual and greater as they do that. For they are removing the exterior that divides us and connecting with the souls that unite us; The one soul that is from Hashem. That inability removes them from this world. Our sages tell us there are three things that remove a person from this world. Kina'ah- jealousy, ta'ava- the pursuit of physical pleasures, v'kavod- honor. All three of these drives make the focus of life all about oneself. It views others as mere tools to further one's personal ambitions. And if that's what life is all about, you've already been swallowed by the ground.
At the same time there are others like the great Reb Levi Yitzchak who even from the grave is focused on the connection he has with all Jews. How he can help them. How he is indeed even living through them. Dancing with them. Revealing the glory of Hashem as part of them. Virtually.
Tzadikim, we are told even in their deaths are considered living. And reshaim- the wicked in their lives are considered dead. Our souls are eternal. And if that's what defines us we are truly immortal. We can live even if we're not here. We can tour even if we're in America.
I miss you guys. I hope to see you here soon. But until that time. As we continue to think. To pray. To hope and to long as one, God willing Hashem will answer those prayers and bring us all physically together here as one… forever.
Have an effervescent Shabbos and a marvelous Rosh Chodesh Tamuz,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Azoy lang der mentsh lebt iz im di gantse velt tsu kleyn; nokhn toyt iz im der keyver genug."- As long as a man lives, the entire world is too small for him; after death, the grave is big enough.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
 
32) The assassination of Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin was in the year:
A. 1993
  1. 1994
  2. 1995
  3. 1996
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://mishpacha.com/the-stars-join-the-fun/ – Mishpacha magazines Corona song spoofs with the stars Simcha Leiner, Benny Friedman and more...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJzEqTD2X7Y&list=RDNJzEqTD2X7Y&start_radio=1-    - Nissim Black – Mothaland bounce… I am not a rap fan… But I just love watching Nissim… We're friends nowJ

https://youtu.be/6yVCZ65aXaE?list=TLPQMTgwNjIwMjCOEDhILnlSHA  -Shlomo Carlebach on Parshat Shelach- for all you guys reading it this week- great story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5pfmzg_nNw – The Berditchever Niggun known to bring Segulos with great footage of his tomb..oh and of course sung by Shlomo Carlebach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hUSjpFz5e4- Just stumbled on this awesome Yackov Shwekey song Elokai Oz the words composed by the Ari"Zl absolutely magnificent and appropriate for a refuah Shlaima… worth the listen … a few times

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Korach-Pidyon Ha'Ben- redeeming the First-born son –We have many mitzvos that are meant to recall our Exodus from Egypt. Last week we talked about Tzitzis, we have tefillin, every Shabbos and of course all of the Pesach mitzvos and all the biblical holidays for that matter. There is one mitzva though that seems to be the basis of them all and that most people don't even connect it with naturally. It's not a common mitzva at all. Let's learn a little bit about Pidyon Ha'ben.

In the beginning of the whole Exodus story Hashem tells Moshe that the point of it all is that the Jewish people are His "first borns" and he reveal that to the world when he kills Pharaoh's first-born if he doesn't let His people he was keeping as slaves free. Now Hashem doesn't really have physical first-borns in our religion. All of the world are His children and descended from Adam. First-Born is a conceptual thing. The first-born is the oldest of the children. On the one hand he is not a parent, and on the other hand all the other children look up to him as he is the most "parent" figure of them all. He is the intermediary between the children and parents. That is the role of the first-born and that is Bnai Yisrael's role in this world.

In the Bais Hamikdash the original plan was that the first-borns would be the ones that did the service. They were meant to be the Kohanim The intermediaries between each family and Hashem. They lost it when they sinned at the golden calf. According to some opinions in the Talmud we (yes, I'm a bechor) might get that back again when Mashiach comes. But in the meantime, the Torah gives us a mitzva to remember this sanctity of the first born and redeem each first-born son from the Kohen. For the Kohen is doing his job and filling his place.

The laws of Pidyon Haben is that the first-born son a woman by natural birth obligates the father of that child to redeem him for 5 shekels. Not the modern day shekel of course, but rather the ancient shekel which is valued at 100 grams of silver (according to today's rate that is about $56). If the father is a Kohen or a Levi then there is no need to redeem him. The redemption ceremony should be done after the 30th day of the child's being born. We wait the 30 days to make sure the child has made it through the viable period since his birth. If the 31st falls out on Shabbos or other days when it is prohibited to handle money, then it is pushed off to the next possible day.

I mentioned that this is not a common mitzva. There are a few reasons for this. The first child has to be a boy that rules out 50% of the first births. The reason why girls do not have to be redeemed is because they were never part of the decree to get killed in Egypt as the first-born males were. They were righteous and it was in fact in their merit that we were redeemed. As well, the redemption is for the Kohanim filling in their jobs at the Bei Hamikdash for them, which women do not have.  As well the mother couldn't have had a prior miscarriage after 40 days, the child has to have been born with a natural, rather than a caesarean section. And as well the father or even the mother's father of the boy are only obligated if neither of them come from families of Kohanim or Levi'im. That rules out a bunch more. AS I said it's not a common mitzva. So it's exciting to attend one.

The ceremony is a fascinating one. There's a good meal with meat and wine traditionally. Our sages tell us that whoever eats at a meal of a pidyon haben has the merit like ha fasted 84 fasts. In fact as a result of that statement people give out little bags of sugar and garlic, which last a long time and can be put into other foods giving anyone that eats from them the same merit. Others suggest that garlic in Hebrew is Shum and sugar is Sukar, the first letter of each in abbreviation is Sh"aS which is the Mishna and Talmud and we are symbolizing that the child should merit to learn the entire torah with that.

The baby is then brought out on a silver platter- literally! He is bedecked with jewelry to show how precious the mitzva. The Kohen then asks the father if he wants his child or his money. The father hopefully says he prefers the child. A bracha on the mitzva is then made as is the shehechiyanu blessing. The money changes hands and the child is redeemed. Mazel Tov! I don't remember my pidyon Haben and my first born was a girl, but Baruch Hashem my first grandson had this mitzva preformed and it was really cool. God willing I and all of us should merit to fulfill this mitzva many times.               

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Shaul Hamelech-879 BC – We have finally arrived at the era of Kings. The Jews are in Israel, we have settled the land. Shmuel was the final judge and his sons were not up to par to fill his great shoes. So the people demanded a King and Hashem told Shmuel that he should follow their will. And so we get introduced to the first King of Israel; Shaul Hamelech.

We are introduced to Shaul the son of Kish as a handsome, strong and righteous person that stood head over shoulder above everyone else. People came to see him, particularly the women. He was someone that our sages tell us in the battle against the Philistines where the Ark was captured Shaul went up against Goliath, who led that battle and took the luchos-tablets out of the Ark. (and you though Dovid was the only one that went up against Goliath. Don't feel bad so did I) Yes, Shaul it seems was the perfect candidate to be king.

Yet, that being said he was also the last person to be elected as a king or a leader in any other society in the world. Think about it for a second Shaul is from the tribe of Binyamin. If you remember not too long ago we had a civil war in Klal Yisrael a few chapters back at the end of sefer Shoftim-Judges. You know the whole Pilegsh/concubine of Givah story. Tens of thousands of Jews were wiped out by the tribe of Binyamin, Shaul fought in those battles. He was the enemy. Ultimately he was the defeated enemy when almost all of his tribe was wiped out and the only way that he could even get marry was when the vow was taken back and a work around with the daughters of Yavesh Gilead was worked out. Can you imagine that this man then becomes the first King of the entire nation not long after that? It's almost incomprehensible. And yet it testifies to the greatness of Shaul and to the Jewish people in being able to move forward.

Now Shaul himself is introduced to us in a fascinating story. It seems that the donkeys of his father went missing and Shaul takes a tour around looking for them. He travels all the way up to the Mountain of Ephraim from Rama where Shmuel and he both seemed to live. He stopped at a place called the land of Shalisha which some suggest is near the springs of Wadi Uja and Samiya not far from the Monument for the fallen soldiers of the helicopters on Highway 90 from the Dead Sea, by the Jordan River or alternatively near Ofra in the Shomron. He stopped off at Shual which some suggest is close to Shalavim and ultimately he returned to the land of Tzuf which is where Shmuel and his family lived as Ramatayim Tzofim is from the same root word as Tzuf. (And there is our geography lesson for today.)

Upon returning donkey-less he sees that there are crowds gathering and decides it’s a good idea to ask the prophet Shmuel where the missing donkeys are. He of course needs to come bearing gifts for the prophet. From here comes the custom of bringing a "pidyon" when one visits a Rebbe. Little did he know that it was that meeting that would change the face of the Jewish people forever.
Next week the coronation of Shaul..

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE VIRTUAL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...I was like 0mg

What do you call a virtual assistant that can't spell? Dislexa

I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple.Shook me to the core.

I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless. I feel for him.
A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. "The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low", he reasons, "and the probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero.

Morris and Miriam, both a bit stubborn, were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," Miriam told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right."
Morris agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first.
"I'm wrong," Miriam said. 
With a twinkle in his eye, Morris responded, "You're right!"

A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her, "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale.

So there once was this wasp that lived in a jungle. This was not your ordinary wasp though-he was smart, philosophical even. One day he finally got fed up with his repetitive, insignificant life and decided that he would leave his hive, his family, his entire close-knit wasp community and he would go out into the world and make something of himself, just like the humans do. So the wasp enrolls in school, and passes with flying colours. Remember, this is a very smart wasp. He gets his high school diploma in a little under 3 years, with a 4.0 GPA and all that snazz. After high school, believe it or not, the wasp gets accepted to Harvard. Harvard! This too proves to be no challenge for our hero, as he graduates in just two years, again a 4.0, on the Dean’s list, and all that snazz. Not to mention all the clubs and sports he was in-the newspaper, rowing, student government-and the fact that he was by far the most popular student on campus. Even his professors looked up to him.

He goes on to get two PhDs, and when he finishes his education, the wasp faces a bit of a dilemma. How does he apply his knowledge now? Where does he go from here? He decides to try out politics. After all, he was popular throughout school, did well in Harvard government. So he runs for mayor, and wins in a landslide. He greatly reforms the city, fixing virtually all its major problems. He runs for governor and again wins in a landslide. Two years later, the presidential election was coming up, and the wasp decides he might as well go for it.

Of course, he wins in the largest landslide in US presidential history. His presidency goes exceedingly well-he is loved by all parties, and has the highest approval ratings in history. He also finds the cures for cancer, AIDS, and broken hearts while in the White House. After 8 years (yes, of course he was reelected) the time has come for him to leave his office. Even his successor his saddened by the wasp’s departure, but they all know it’s what must be done. Back at his vacation home in California his first day after leaving office, the wasp looks back on his long and fruitful life. He realizes that he hasn’t been back to his hive at all since that first day he left. He suddenly feels a twang of guilt as he realizes how much he misses his parents and his little brother. So he heads back to the hive, looking more worn out than he remembers. He goes inside and greets his family, who are overjoyed at the sight of him. He talks about how his life has gone as his family listens in wonderment. Eventually he decides he is thirsty, so he decides to visit the old watering hole he remembered. Once he gets there though, there’s an extremely long line. He decides it’s worth the wait, so gets in line. One hour. Two hours. This is the slowest moving line he’s ever seen! Eventually he calculates that it could be a few days before he gets to the front of the line, so decides it’s not worth it. He decides to go get some cider to drink instead, but waddya know, another huge line of people waiting for cider! He remembers one other drinking area that never had a long line-fruit punch! So he decides to go get punch. He arrives, and lo and behold, there’s no punch line.-Sorry I really couldn't resist that one….:)
JJ

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Answer is C–  I'm not so great with years. I remember important things that people care about (except my wife's shopping lists…). But I don't believe most people really care about the years or dates, it’s the story that counts. That being said Rabin's assassination was certainly an important date and year in the history of Israel. But I wasn't sure if it was 1995 or 1996- I knew it was after I got married. I guessed and went with 1995- for some reason that was there in  my memory. Whadaya know I was right!.  So another right one for Schwartz making the score 23 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. My grade is moving up on this exam, lets see if I can actually get a good score still…

Friday, December 30, 2016

Virtual Rea-Lighty- Mikeitz Chanuka 2016/ 5777

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 30th  2016 -Volume 7 Issue 10 1st  Tevet  5777
Parshat Mikeitz/ Chanukah
Virtual Rea-Lighty

Do you know what’s cool about living in Israel? Here the various things that you read about, learn about, the religious practices that we have, and the mitzvot we do they actually become real. They happened here. They’re happening here. It’s not make believe. It’s the real deal. For example I tell my tourists that when they bentch after eating in this country. They will thanks Hashem for bequeathing us the eretz chemda tova urichava- the land that its good and expansive. In America they say that and what are you thinking about- if you are even thinking when you say it- Brooklyn? Lakewood? The Rocky Mountains? Definitely not Washington DC. Here it’s for real. It’s amazing, I tell my tourists, for thousands of years our ancestors have ben thanking Hashem for this land that He gave us and now we are actually here and can appreciate it. Cool!
Another example last year we had shemitta/sabbatical year. Until we came back to Israel it was just boring stuff that was irrelevant. Similarly the laws of tithes of teruma, who doesn’t fall asleep when you learn those laws? Here in Israel it’s every time we walk in the grocery store that we are reminded that the fruits of Eretz Yisrael are different, special, holy. Tisha B’Av in America is a day when you fast, you think about the exile, you watch a sad holocaust video or two and perhaps see some inspiring videos that tell you not speak Lashon Hara or hate anyone. In the holy land we are actually looking at the brunt remains of our Beit Hamikdash. When we ask Hashem to rebuild the Temple it’s not an abstract idea. We wake up each morning to the sight of this big golden pimple sitting on the Mountain top where Hashem’s home and the light of the world once shone out. That’s mourning. That’s longing. We walk where Avraham walked, where Rabbi Akiva did, we study where the Mishna was written and where the Sanhedrin once sat. We daven at the tomb of our Patriarchs where the spies that first came into the land prayed and at the foot of the wall of the mountain where the Temple once stood and every Jew came to bring their offerings. It doesn’t get more awesome than that.
In Israel they started by the Kotel a new virtual reality exhibit, there is one as well by the Kikar Hamusica by Zion square. It is perhaps one of the coolest experiences I’ve ever had here. You put on these goggle thingy’s and you literally feel you are being transported and walking through the Beit Hamikdash. You look towards your right and there is a kohen sacrificing a lamb, to the left they are putting the show-bread in the shulchan/table. You hear some singing and look around the corner of this glorious heichal and there is a choir of the Levites singing with their musical instruments. Beautiful! There is another kohen lighting the Menora and others giving the blessings to the people. I have been transported to another world. I don’t want to take these goggles off… ever. But the film comes to an end. It was just a dream.  A cool hi-tech Hollywood gimmick. A game. The Beit Hamikdash is still destroyed. The pimple is still up there while we are down below. There are no offerings, no smoke rising from the altar, no heavenly singing choir. I feel as bereft as a Jew in America should feel every day that they are still stuck there where everything is just fake Judaism. I want to do it again. I want it back.
The truth this year I did get it back though. Not only did I get it back but even, you guys living out in the Diaspora got it back as well. Well, maybe you didn’t because you didn’t even realize it. But now I’ll give it back to you. I will share with you a mind-blowing insight that I saw this year that truly inspired me like no other year. The great Reb Yehoshua Kutna notes an interesting thing about the holiday of Chanuka. When the Talmud discusses the question of what Chanuka is all about it discusses the miracle of the lights and says (Shabbos 21:B)
What is Chanuka? The Sages taught: On the twenty-fifth day of (the month of) Kislev there are eight days of Chanuka... for when the Greeks entered the Temple they defiled all the oil in the Temple. When the kingdom of the Chasmonai dynasty (the Maccabees) arose and defeated them, they searched but could only find one flask of oil that was set aside with the seal of the high priest. However, it contained only enough to burn for one day. A miracle took place and they lit from it for eight days. The following year they established them as festival days with praise (of God) and thanks.
He notes that the Talmud tells us that they established it as days of praise and thanks, but the Talmud does not make mention of what seemingly is the most basic symbol, ritual and mitzvah of Chanuka- eating Jelly doughnuts and Latkas- just joking… I mean lighting the chanukiya/menora each night. In fact the prayer we recite each time we bench and daven of al hanissim also does not mention the mitzva to light candles. It merely says “They lit in the courtyards of our holy city”. Even Maimonides who brings down the mitzva to light which he calls a mitzva like the reading of Esther on Purim, in discussing the establishment and reason for the holiday writes “and they lit candles” not that one is obligated to light candles initially? What’s going on? Isn’t the menora the central part of the holiday?
Rav Shialeh, explains with an incredible insight that is truly revolutionary. He writes that the conclusion of Torah portion of Naso where the Torah discusses the inauguration of the Mishkan/Tabernacle and the offerings that each tribe brought. The following Torah portion of Beha’aloscha, though, which begins with the commandment to Aharon to light the Menora seems to be unrelated and misplaced, as the commandments of the job of the Menora lighting is mentioned already and should rightly be in Vayikra where it discusses all of the jobs of the Kohen. Rashi, therefore noting this perplexing placement of the command notes that is was juxtaposed to the previous chapter for a reason. For it was then that Aharon was given this commandment.
Bamidbar (8:1)  For when Aharon saw the inauguration he felt bad for he neither was he or his tribe with them {They did not bring any offerings}Hashem therefore said to him ‘By your life, that your role is greater than theirs for you kindle and prepare the lights of the Menora.
The Ramban asks on Rashi though that the truth is that there are a lot of things that Aharon and the Kohanim do that no one else does. Services that are even greater than the Menora lighting. After-all he actually brings the offerings. He is the guy that goes into the Holy of Holies. He achieves atonement on Yom Kippur. He brings the incense and recites
Hashem’s explicit name. Why is the Menora the thing that is singled out as the greatest thing that would console Aharon? He answers by quoting another Midrash that says that the sacrifices are only while the Temple is in place, however the Menora will be continue to be lit forever as the verse says “the lights will shine”. Rabbi Daniel Glatstien (a descendant of Reb Yehoshua Kutna- and a great lecturer that my brother Gedalia loves and is on my case to quote more often-in fact if you want to hear his classes Email my brother he’ll stick you his weekly whatsapp group of Rabbi Glatstien classes from Torahanytime gandjo914@aol.com) suggests how many of the customs and laws about lighting the Menora that we do are because our lighting is in place of the one that was in the Temple. We can’t benefit from the lights, we light it in the south part of the shul, the blessing we make on the lighting is more similar to a biblical mitzva, all of these is because our lighting is a virtual reality continuation of the lighting that was done in the Temple.
Rav Kutna thus suggests that it is for this reason that the Gemara and the Rambam don’t mention that originally they established the mitzva for the lighting of the Menora. For while the Temple was still around and the Menora was still be lit during the period of the Chashmonaim there was no mitzva to light your own chanukiya. There was no reason to the real thing was still being lit in the Beit Hamikdash. It was only 200 years later when the Beit Hamikdash was destroyed that they established the mitzva to light…or better yet to continue lighting. Sure there were people that lit candles during the Temple as well, as the Talmud says and the Rambam says but the days themselves originally were only established for hallel and hoda’ah praise and thanksgiving. Later on the mitzva to light was made while we were exiled just as the mitzva to read Megilla was established in exile from the first Temple. Wow! Wow! Wow!
Do you get this? What Reb Shialeh is suggesting based on this Ramban is that when we light our menoras we are actually still virtual rea- lighting the Kohein’s Menorah in the Temple. It’s the real deal. We can’t bring sacrifices anymore. We can’t bring go to our Beit Hamikdash. We can’t see the Shechina. But there is one thing that is still around. One thing that every Jew can still do and feel as if we still have it. We can still light our menora. We can still light up the world with that holy eternal light that despite the world’s best efforts to repeatedly try to extinguish will never be vanquished.
Last night I walked around the old city of Jerusalem. From every window those little candles burned strong. I had just prayed and said the words written two thousand years ago of my ancestors who had lit candles in the “courtyards of your holy city” and I had been returned to there. Not just virtually. Not just in my dream. But for real. In each house was another little replacement Kohen lighting the same holy flame. Each one was a real Maccabee. I thought about the parsha we read each year on Chanuka, Parshat Mikeitz-(You know that I had to stick that in here somewhere). It’s a Torah portion of dreams coming true. The dreams that Yosef had last week of his brothers coming and bowing before him to get wheat literally. The celestial beings of the stars and moon which represent a spiritual dominion he has over them the kingship literally as well comes true as they view him as the ruler. The dreams of Pharaoh of the famine the years of plenty. All of them become realized. It is a parsha of dreams coming true. The opposite is true as well. The realities that we sometimes think are just facades. Yosef appears like a prisoner a slave to the Egyptian hierarchy until his greatness is revealed. The brother’s think he is a Ruler, a Goy and the truth is he is the holy Yosef. Yaakov believes Yosef is dead and he is alive. The world is not as it seems is the message our Parsha keeps telling us. The real world is sometimes hidden beneath the surface. The light is just waiting to shine forth. We just need to reveal and believe that we can actually do it. It’s hard when we are in Exile to get that feeling. But once a year on Chanuka Hashem gives us that taste of what it once was like. We experience that Divine. We are back home and the flames we stare into are the exact ones that were up there on the mountain. We have really really come home.

 Have spectacular Shabbos and amazing  Chanukah!
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneiros-halalu  -Check out my latest composition in honor of Chanuka Haneiros Halalu- the words recited when we light our menora

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ZZ4W47GbQ – one of my favorite childhood songs Colored candles by destiny with a great video

https://youtu.be/XWuG7bW1P88 – How many ptoatoes can you peel while talking on the phone= Shelo Asani Isha!

https://youtu.be/sDR8jDw0sc0 – A Bharain Chanuka lighting…

https://youtu.be/ldMZVXPmLxc - Times Square what is Chanuka question?

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Dos lebn iz nit mer vi a chulem—ober vek mikh nit oyf”  -Life is no more than a dream—but don't wake me up.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q.  The verse: “and you counted the houses of Jerusalem and you pulled houses down to fortify the wall” is usually read to tourists:
A. At the house of Ahiel
B. Near the Broad Wall
C. At the Burnt House
D. In the Davidson Center

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ILLUMINATING RASHI OF THE WEEK
Another type of diyuk-or specific examination of Rashi’s interpretation that he wrote is to look closely   when he writes a translation or definition of a word. See Rashi is not a translation of the Torah. He left that for Artscroll. He only translates words that are troubling. This principle can be appreciated best when a word has already been mentioned in the Torah previously. If Rashi didn’t translate it the first few times and waited until a later point to explain the word, it must be because he understood that you knew what the word meant. The problem he is resolving is how it fits in over here. So take this week’s Torah portion for example.
The portion called Mikeitz is a continuation seemingly of last week’s Torah portion when Yosef, still languishing in his Egyptian prison, asked the butler to remember him to Pharaoh when he was released. This parsha starts off and it was mikeitz- at the end of the two years and Pharoah had a dream.
The first Rashi in the parsha notes that And it was Mikeitz- the end- as the targum translation renders it “misof- at the end” and all words related to keitz means end.
Rabbi Yakov Kaminetzky notes that the Torah has used the word Mikeitz numerous times already why has Rashi waited until here to translate it for us and to give that rule that all words related to keitz means end.
He brings examples from previously in Bereshit
(16:3) and Sarah the wife of Avraham took Hagar the Egyptian maidservant mikeitz-at the end of 10 years of Avraham dwelling in the Land of Cannan- Rashi there notes that it means at the end of the 10 years that if a woman is with a man and unable to produce children he is obligated to take another wife (to fulfill his commandment to have children)
(4:3) And it was Mikeitz Yamim- the end of days and Kayin/Cain brought an offering to Hashem from the fruits of the earth.- There Reb Yaakov explains that it was the end of the planting year for farmers.
(8:6) And it was at Mikeitz 40 days (of the flood) and Noach opened the window to send out the bird- as well this is the end of the forty days that was previously established for the flood.
So what’s going on over here? What two years were previously established? Seemingly Yosef told the butler to free him immediately. So Reb Yaakov notes that it is precisely that which is troubling Rashi. And why he notes that over here as well this is the conclusion of a period of time, despite the fact that no time is mentioned. He suggests that the time is in fact explained in the previous Parsha. For the Torah tells us that the Butler was released in honor of Pharaohs birthday. Seemingly the following birthday a yar later is when he should have mentioned Yosef, for that’s when the King goes over his servants- as Rashi noted there, and assumingly would offer pardons. Yet he didn't mention him. So Yosef waited the entire year until the next birthday and when he wasn’t mentioned there as well Yosef realized as Rashi noted then he realized that he can’t count on anyone but Hashem. That is when the salvation of Hashem, at the end of the two years that Yosef in his mind had been counting on the butler to free him. The first year after the butler was released until the following birthday.
I just mention this idea this week because it’s my birthday. Let’s see who reads this and sends me a happy birthday J.

Reb Yaakov Kaminetsky (1891 –1986) was a prominent rosh yeshiva, posek and Talmudist in the post-World War II American Jewish community. He was renowned as the "Chakima D'Yehudai", the wise man of the Jews. His incereible insigh, wisdom is truly something that gave direction to an entire generation in leadership in the new young post holocaust world.
He was born in the hamlet of Kalushkove, Lithuania, in 1891. Shortly afterwards his family moved to the village of Dolhinov where he grew up. He studied in Minsk and then for 21 years in Slabodka yeshiva under Rabbi Nosson Tzvi Finkel. It was there that he met his lifelong friend Rabbi Aharon Kotler, who later founded the Lakewood yeshiva. His younger cousin, Rabbi Yaakov Yitzchak Ruderman, also grew up in Dolhinov.
Rabbi Kamenetsky was appointed rabbi of Tzitavyan in 1926 and moved to North America in 1937, where he initially took rabbinical positions in my former home of Seattle and then Toronto. From 1948 to 1968 he headed Mesivta Torah Vodaath in Brooklyn, New York. Along with Rabbi Moshe Feinstein, he led American Jewry in issues of halachic and spiritual guidance until 1986, when both men died. It was a terrible year for the Jewish people losing those two great leaders one after the other
Aside from his extensive Torah scholarship, he was known for his ever-present warm smile and his expertise in Hebrew grammar. His children are leaders in their own right all taking the great mantle of Torah leadership to fill the void that his loss left.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TYPES OF JEWS IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Gedolim/ Sages– So they say that everyone in Israel is a Rabbi. Maybe that’s why they don’t get paid too much… But the truth is although since the building of the second Temple when the Jews returned to Israel while many if not the majority of Jews remained in Babylon, there was always this struggle or competition for where the greater scholarship of the Jewish people would be. Certainly with the return to Israel in the last few centuries and certainly in the last few decades since the founding of the State of Israel, it is I believe undeniable that Torah and Rabbinates largest base has returned to its home Ki Mitziyon Teitzei Torah U’Dvar Hashem MiYerushalayim-Torah from Zion will sprout forth and the word of Hashem from Jerusalem. I’m not knocking the great Yeshivot in America, but the ultimate final word for Torah Judaism for the past 30 years truly is with the centenarian leaders who reside in Israel to whom America turns their eyes to. I believe this true across all segments of Orthodox Judaism interestingly enough. Hareidi-ultra orthodox who turn to the great leaders in Bnai Brak and Jerusalem. The modern orthodox who to a large degree accept and respect the authority of the Israeli Rabbanut (at least until many of them felt that it was hijacked by the ultra’s, but certainly conceptually. And of course the Sefardic world as well. What distinguishes these great men from the rest of the “influential” people in other societies, cultures and religions is their humility, their accessibility to the simple people, the simplicity of the small little one bedroom bare apartments that they live in. There are people that come from all over the world to seek their advice, their guidance and their blessings. Literally hours each day are consumed with meeting, greeting and counseling people. In addition they give classes, teach students, author works of scholarship. Yet their ultimate greatest and perhaps most enjoyable hours are generally 4:00 Am when most of the rise after a minimum amount of sleep or late at night when they can be alone with their Talmud, their Torah and study. Read and learn the word of Hashem, the teachings of our sages from the last two millennia. These are our holiest people. These are the men that are what our sages called the “eyes of the nation”. Although I personally don’t do the “Rabbi-tour” with my tourists- I feel bad for these Rabbis to bother and disturb them with everyone’s photo-ops, I certainly appreciate those that come here to see them to be inspired by the visage of these great holy men. And hey a blessing from people like that can never hurt.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLLY OFFENSIVE JOKES OF THE WEEK

Top eight suggested UN Slogans
8) You can’t spell unethical without UN
7) Genocidal Dictators- beware of our non-binding resolutions
6) The UN bringing peace to our world (actual results may vary)
5) Tommorows corruption Today
4) We take bribes so you don’t have to.
3) If troubles abound, we’ll be nearby. Doing nothing
2) If this an Emergency please hang up and dial America
1) Allah Akbar!

A Native American Indian comes back to the Reservation to visit with his parents after spending some time in New York. He says to his father that he's fallen in love with a nice Jewish girl. His father is mortified and says, "You're betraying your heritage and you'll break your mother's heart that you're not marrying a nice Indian girl. You know how Jews are, they'll feel the same way and you'll be ostracized in both camps."
The son reassures his father, "Don't worry. They must have already accepted the situation because they have already given their daughter an Indian name."
"Really?" says the father. "What name?"
The son answers, "Sitting Shiva."

3 men in Miami were discussing how they had ended up there.
The first person says, "well, there was a fire in old home back in New York, and my insurance company paid for me to move here".
The second person says, "I had a similar story. There was a flood in my home back in New Jersey, and my insurance company paid for me to move here".
The third person says, "I also had a similar story. There was a tornado that destroyed my home back in California, and my insurance company also paid for me to move here".
The other 2 people turn to him and say "how do you make a tornado??".

Herman Cohen was horrible with birthdays and anniversaries. He couldn’t remember them for the life of him so he decided to compile a list so that every time he turned on his computer the dates would be highlighted on screen. Even this didn’t work well enough so Herman went to a computer store to find a software program that would do the job.
He approached one of the sales clerks who looked more senior. "Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?" Herman asked.
"Have you tried a wife?" he replied.

A woman is standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.'
It was the last thing he ever said…
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Answer is B – OK who took a tour of Jerusalem with me? You should know this answer. What are all these sites? Ahiel’s house is in the city of David a house where we found a pottery shard with the name Ahiel on it this is from the end of the first temple period. The burnt house is in the Jewish quarter and is pretty much a movie in a house that was burnt from the second Temple period. Tour guides don’t quote verses there. The Davidson center which is down by the Kotel and southern wall deals mostly with the second Temple period as well. The correct answer is though is the broad wall also in Jewish quarter which is the site of the wall that was expanded by Chizkiya the king during the first Temple in which they fortified the wall in preparation for the army of Sancheirev they Assyrian king who had wiped out the northern 10 tribes and camped outside of the walls. It was Pesach night and the great miracle occurred and the army was wiped out by the plague. Pretty awesome!