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Thursday, November 26, 2020

Going Up- Going Down/ Aliyah- Yeridah- Parshat Vayeitze 2020/ 5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

November 27th 2020 -Volume 11 Issue 7 11th Kislev 5781

Parshat Vayeitze

Aliyah / Yeridah- Going up / Going down

 

It's a word that's on a lot of people's minds and mouths these days. I can tell you that because on a usual year I get between one or two calls or E-Mails every month or so about moving to Israel and particularly Karmiel. Perhaps in April-May time I get a few more than that. But this past year I have been deluged. Since this pandemic has begun I'm averaging probably 6 to 8 a month. During the BLM riots and looting I received even more than that and the post-election calls have my phone ringing off the hook. Nefesh B'Nefesh is overwhelmed from what I understand requests for applications and information about emigration to Israel is through the holy roof. The word Aliya is coming out of the star spangled closet. The Children are really considering returning to our holy borders. Will they actually come or is this just Jews making sure their passports and destination are updated to leave, as they still continue to hang out there until the very end? Only Hashem knows. But Aliyah, a concept that was certainly foreign to many of my brothers and sisters in the Diaspora is certainly a course on the Shabbos table these days right next to the chulent.

 

Fascinatingly enough there is another word that I've heard a lot lately as well. It's coming from not nearly as many people as the first word, but it has come up a few times these months when usually it's only something I hear from Israelis. Not from those that have already picked up their families and left it all behind. Not from those who have tasted the fulfillment of the lifelong dream of every Jew to live in the country of our ancestors. It may have never necessarily been their dream when they moved here. They may have come for all types of ulterior motives- as I did-when they made Aliyah. But it was always the dream of their neshoma. So how come I'm finding the past few months that I'm having more and more conversations with people that have moved here about yeridah; their desire to return to chutz la'aretz once again. They can't deal with it anymore; the masks, the discrimination, the closed schools, the craziness and the politics. They just want to go back. They're ready to cash it all in.

 

If there's one thing the year 2020 has done to us is force all of us to reassess many of the things in our lives. We don't look at the world the same way we used to. We think about shopping differently; school, shul, weddings, bar mitzvas. Nothing is the same. We are looking at our non-Jewish neighbors differently. Not just those in America either. Although most Americans and I imagine Europeans as well always knew that "it" could happen again, despite us having a hard time believing it. Yet, the rising anti-semitism and anti-Israel levels that we are all seeing in even the normative political echelons is making us question how wrong we might have been about being sure that it was such a far danger.

 

We are even looking at our Jewish neighbors as well differently. Are they wearing masks? Are they voting "right"? Is this really where I'm meant to be? In Israel and in America we are questioning more and more if we can count on our respective governments and their institutions to have our best interests in mind in the decisions or decrees they are passing. How much is politics? How much is power and self-interests? People over there and over here are both thinking more than ever that maybe we're in the wrong country. Maybe it's time to move. The question is only if it's up or down; Aliyah or Yeridah?

 

Perhaps Parshat Vayeitzei is the perfect parsha to examine this topic, for if Avraham was the first Oleh, as we said, and Yitzchak was the first Sabra, Yaakov becomes the first Sabra born in Israel to leave the country. Sure, Avraham also left but he wasn't born here. He was just took a short break in Egypt for a while. But Yaakov who was born and raised on the holiness of the land from a father who didn't have a clue what outside of Israel looked like, leaves Eretz Yisrael for a few decades. All of the years that he worked by Lavan and where he gets married and makes a bunch of chutznik kids to bring back home with him. It's an incredible thing to think about. All of the tribes of Israel, with the exception of Binyamin, were Olim. Whereas our forefather Yaakov himself was what they call a toshav chozer- a returning citizen that makes Aliyah. What's that all about? It seems that there's something significant for the development of the Jewish people that could only come from them being raised and experiencing the "diaspora experience".

 

In case you're still doubting this assertion, think for a second about the fact that Yaakov was sent out of Eretz Yisrael by his father Yitzchak to find a wife. Why did he send him away, out of Eretz Yisrael? Yitzchak didn't know that Esau was out to kill Yaakov. In fact the the text tells us Yaaakov wasn't even in any danger as Esau had already decided that he wasn't going to make any moves on Yaakov until Yitzchak was dead (which wouldn't be for another few decades). It's not only a wife that Yaakov seems to be sent there to find either. For if that was the sole purpose then Eliezer or another faithful servant could have been sent there. It worked for Yitzchak and Rivkah, didn't it? What could be so bad? No, it seems that Yaakov was sent there because there was work that needed to be done. The work of chutz la'aretz and perhaps even the work of Eretz Yisrael needed to have its foundation outside of the holy land. It needed to start in galus.

 

I remember when I first moved to Israel I was talking to the Rav of our city, Karmiel, Harav Avraham Margalit and he told me that he is jealous of Olim. He was raised in Israel and to a large degree it is part of his identity. He's an Israeli. Being one, he takes it all for granted. Sure it's nice to be able to walk the streets our ancestors did. To always have access to davening at our holy sites; the Kotel, Kever Rachel, the tombs of all of our greatest sages for millennia. Even the idea that he is fulfilling a mitzva of settling the land by his mere presence here is just something he does. Kind of like the way most people take for granted the fact that we actually have the ability to talk to Hashem three times a day when we daven, or that we bentch after we eat. He's jealous of the enthusiasm that Olim that come here have. The excitement they carry with them just walking down the streets of Yerushalayim. Seeing signs in Hebrew, on having a taxi cab driver without a Kippah wishing you an upcoming chag samayach or Shabbat Shalom as you get out of their cab. There is a passion that Olim possess that one who is born here can never have. Yet that passion only comes from someone who hasn't been raised here.

 

But it's more than the passion that those that are raised outside of Israel possess that Yaakov's exile is about. There is a job and life experience that he needed to accomplish there first. It is only when that job is complete; when Yaakov has gathered all the sparks of Lavan and when he has herded all of the holy sheep that he tended to and brought them into his flock could he return. After the work of directing those sheep into producing generations and generations of sheep in the image of the sticks that he placed before them and raising his only children to do so as well. Only then could he bring all of those sparks back to Eretz Yisrael with him.

 

Yaakov, the man of the tent, who had sat and learned all of his life, with the taking of the birthright and the blessings took upon himself to fulfill the role of Esau of as well. He put on Esau's clothes and now it was time to go to Esau's workplace. Out to the fields, far from the Beit Midrash. It was time to get his hands dirty. As opposed to the job of Yaakov which is to bring Hashem down through the light of Torah from above, the job of Esau is to reveal the sparks of glory here below and to elevate them. It's the difference between the work of Aliya-lifting up the world that the chutznik does and yerida bringing down the light and blessing from above in Eretz Yisrael.

 

When Yaakov leaves Eretz Yisrael to embark upon this journey he has the famous dream that our Parsha begins with. The dream is of angels 'Olim' and 'Yordim'; the angels going up and coming down. Rashi tells us that they are the angels of Eretz Yisrael that are going up and the angels of chutz la'aretz coming down. Why are there two sets of angels? Why can't the Israeli angels go for a quick tour of Switzerland, a safari in Africa, go see the statue of Liberty or see Mickey Mouse in Disney World. Why can't they go to Lakewood, to Gateshead, to Radin or Vilna which I'm sure would be more on their itinerary plans than the first suggestions.

 

The answer is because Eretz Yisrael angels have one job. Only one thing that they are trained and created to do. That is to bring the bracha and light down from shamayim to this world; to Eretz Yisrael for the Jewish people to export it to the rest of the world. It is our most important GDP. When those Israeli angels job is over they go back up again to heaven. They are called "olim" because that is the conclusion of their job to bring it down and then go back up. Angels trained like these have no place or job outside of Eretz Yisrael. Israeli angels need to stay in Israel. There is nothing outside of here that they need to do. Nothing that they can do.

 

The angels of Chutz La'aretz, on the other hand are there to come down and help us reveal the sparks that are hidden down here. They protect us and accompany us as we uncover and elevate those sparks through our sanctification of Hashem's name, through our prayers and blessings, through our charity and tikun olam. They are the angels that were trained to accompany the work of Esau, the angels that Yaakov who replaced Esau needed to bring with him for all of the work he was meant to do out here. Their job is to be yordim- to come down with Yaakov. To go down as deep as he needed to go and from there to rise back up again. (It is those angels that Yaakov ultimately sends back to Esau when he is coming to attack him in next week's parsha). But you know what? Unlike the angels of Eretz Yisrael that should never leave, the angels of Chutz La'aretz come back home again. They make Aliyah. For ultimately all those sparks that were raised in the fields of Esau need to be returned to shamayim by these holy chutznik angels who have finally come home.

 

This Shabbos is the yartzeit of the Bas Ayin of Tzfat, Reb Avraham of Avritch.  A great lover of Israel Reb Avraham left Europe to come here at age 65 in the year 1830. As he was passing through the town of Zhitomir to get a blessing from the great Reb Aharon that led the community there, he found the Rebbi lying sick in bed. When he told his dear friend that he was off to Eretz Yisrael, Reb Aharon rejoiced. He told him that he understood that the only way that he can be cured was if he would drink water from the Holy Land. Since Reb Avraham was already on his way there then his thoughts are already there certainly as well. There is a famous mystical idea from the Baal Shem Tov that a person's location and presence is always where one's thoughts are. If that was the case Reb Avraham was like an "Eretz Yisraeldikeh" yid. It's as if he was already in Israel. So if he would make a blessing on some water and drank some and shared with him, it would be as if the Rebbi was drinking the water of Israel and he would be cured. And so he did. And so he was cured.

 

The Bas Ayin brings this story to explain that we find the anomaly that there is one time when we do find that the angels of Eretz Yisrael do leave the holy land. At the conclusion of our parsha as Yaakov makes his way back home he meets those original Israeli angels. Rashi tells us that they came out to greet Yaakov, his children and his angels who are coming back home. But how could they leave? Didn't we just say the angels of Israel cannot go out. He answers because the Jews whose thoughts and actions are on Aliyah are as if they are already in Israel. The holy land has come out to greet them. They have already come home.

 

Fascinatingly enough after Rav Avritch was in Tzfat for a few years it became very difficult for him. There was too much poverty, there were too many enemies. Life was rough. After much painful thought and reflection he was seriously considering to go back. His family, his chasidim, his Torah was so much stronger there. Maybe this was a mistake. Maybe he should be yored. With these thoughts going through his mind, he headed over to Shul to daven the afternoon prayers and he heard much scurrying and activity on the rooftops of the houses. When he asked someone what it was he was told that it was the women quickly removing all of their household items and food that they would store on their roofs for the summer and fall seasons, as they had no room in their house. "Why the urgency" asked the Bas Ayin as he looked up at the clear blue skies. There were no sign or forecasts of any impending rains. The old Tzfat yid explained that this evening they would be begin reciting the winter prayers of v'sein tal u'matar in their prayers asking for rain

"Since we are sure that our Father in Heaven will hear our prayers and will heed our request, we take precautions so that our possessions won't be ruined when the rains come."

 

When Reb Avraham heard the incredible unwavering and pure faith of the "Eretz Yisraeldikeh" yidden, those Israeli angels that live in this country, he decided that he could never leave. And he didn't.

 

Yes, it has been a year like no other for us. Even the Israelis that live here in Eretz Yisrael who have been locked down and shut out of so much of our country have the longing to once again visit our holy places like we used to. But we need to know that we can never leave. The rainy season is here and blessing and rains are already coming down just as we have been praying for them for the past few weeks already. The angels are bringing down the bracha. Next week you in chutz la'aretz will catch up with us and begin those rain blessing prayers as well. You are praying for the rain in Eretz Yisrael and for our blessings. Your thoughts are here with us and on us. They are the thoughts of you coming here… coming home. Our angels are all ready to come out to greet you. Welcome to Israel! Welcome back home. This time for good.

  

Have an angelic and thankful Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Ich ruff der malach und kumt der Galach.."- I summoned an angel and a priest came.        

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

5) Gas drilling rigs are planned in the area of:

A) Ellah Valley

B) The sea, opposite the southern tip of the Carmel

C) The Dead Sea

D) The sea, opposite Nitzanim

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 https://youtu.be/F9x1_etaEiQ   – Muchanim- great music video clip asking if we are ready for Mashiach Ari Hill Simche Friedman and the children of Yerushalayim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZeWq5WerF8 – Shwekey and Chaim Yisrael singing Malachim Caesarea

https://youtu.be/zyPSOOPKcmc   – The Bas Ayin story with pictures of Shul and earthquake

 https://chabadinfo.com/news/when-was-the-rosh-chodesh-kislev-niggun-made/   – Interesting (although a bit cheesy) video about the composition of the famous Kislev Niggun of Chabad… great footage as well

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 The Land of our Forefathers-Parshat Vayeitze– As I mentioned above this week we read about the Yaakov Aviinu, the first Israeli born yoreid of Eretz Yisrael. He leaves because of anti-semitism, Esau sonei es Yaakov- Esau hates Yaakov. He leaves because he has work to do in Chutz La'aretz. In fact, it is only for these conditions that one is even permitted to leave Eretz Yisrael as the Rambam notes it is only to get married, or if the financial situation is too difficult or if one is in danger. Yet is in this exile of Yaakov that the Gaon of Vilna and others suggest pave the way for our ultimate redemption. Each one of the forefathers instilled in the Jewish Peoples DNA a connection to the land and it is in the merit of them that we will ultimately be returned.

 Avraham Avinu was the first Oleh. He was the one that received the promise and he came to Eretz Yisrael and walked the entire land and acquired it for us. Each step he took he filled with the excitement, wonder and passion that only an oleh can have. He created the love for the land and connected us to it eternally. Yitzchak the first sabra, on the other hand, who never left the land established Eretz Yisrael as our home. As opposed to Avraham who traveled all over and acquired it, Yitzchak planted and grew fields in the land. He uncovered the wells Avraham had used and established them as ours. He built the infrastructure, he was the chalutz-pioneer that only knew Israel. It was the only home he had, as the song goes- ein lanu Eretz acheret- there is no other land for us. And thus his descendants have the power to do the same and will have that sense always when they come here that we are returning to our own homeland.

 Yaakov though perhaps instills the most important aspect of our Jewish DNA in relation to Eretz Yisrael. Yaakov is the one that spends most of his most active years in exile outside of Israel and yet every day longs to return. To come back home. We can be gone for millennia from Eretz Yisrael but yet in every Jewish home there will be picture of the Kotel, of Kever Rachel, a unfinished spot on the wall to remind us of the destruction and that we are not home. Yaakov as he sat night and day watching the sheep of Lavan in the hills of Syria would look up to the sky and dream about the day he will return home. It is those dreams that have kept us connected for all generations from the far flung edges of the world that we have been exiled to.

 The Gaon of Vilna in his work Even Shlomo writes that the final geula/redemption will not come in the merit of teshuva-repentance, rather it will be in the merit of the Patriarchs, our zechut avot.  He notes that is what we say in our davening each day v'zocher chasdey avos- and He remembers the kindness of our forefathers u'mayvi goel l'vnei bnayhem- and He brings redemption to their descendants. It is not only in our daily prayers but Reb Yosef Engel notes that it is in the promise Hashem makes after the Torah tells us of the terrible tochacha punishments we receive if we do not keep the mitzvos. V'Zacharti es Brisi Avraham V'es Brisi Yitzchak V'Es Brisi Yaakov- And I will remember the covenant of Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov- V'es Ha'aretz Ezkor and I will remember the land. It is because when Hashem remembers our Avraham, Yitzchak and Yaakov and their connection to the land of Eretz Yisrael. Their dedication, their building it up and their longing for the land. Then he remembers the land and will return us to it. May that memory come before Hashem today!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S & THEIR PLACES & PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The Death of Shaul and Yonasan- 877 BC-  We conclude the Book of Shmuel Aleph (I) this week with the long dreaded battle and death of Shaul and Yonasan. It is a bloody ending to a book that started with such potential and hope with the birth of Shmuel. This battle has been a few weeks in coming and the stage has been set. Dovid is far away returning from his battle with the Amalekites that had kidnapped his wives and those of his soldiers in Tziklag. The Plishtim have hundreds of thousands of men and they are swarming the foothills of Gilboa in the Jezre'el Valley. The Jews didn't stand a chance. And although that is true for most of our wars, but here we already know that Hashem had revealed to Shaul through the spirit of Shmuel that they would not win. Although the Jews didn't know this yet, Shaul certainly did and despite his best efforts to marshal the troops the Jews were getting slaughtered and began to flee.

 Shaul watched his children Yonasan and the others get killed, and he knew it was over. He had one fear though. If the Plishtim captured him alive they would torture and abuse him to the point that he feared he may desecrate Hashem's name. That he could never allow. So he asked his armor-bearer to kill him. The man refused so Shaul had him hold his sword and he fell on his own sword and killed himself. There is much discussion about the halachic permissibility about this. Certainly one can give their lives rather than violate the three cardinal sins, as well any sin for that matter when the purpose is to force us publicly to desecrate Hashem's name. Did Shaul's pre-emptive action meet the criterion? It's a question I ask my tourists as we stand on Mt. Gilboa and discuss the battle that took place here. It's a question I discuss as well at Masada, in Yad Vashem or other places where even in modern times where Jews committed suicide rather than fall in the hands of the enemy. Touring and learning in Eretz Yisrael is not just a history lesson. It is where even the halachic and philosophic aspects come alive and are meant to be real.

 The Plishtim pursue the fleeing Jews even as they cross the Jordan river. They take the body of Shaul and Yonasan to the city of Beit Shean and hang them in desecration upon the walls. Today we do not have those ancient walls of Beit Shean. In fact the archeological park of Beit Shean is mostly the Roman city that was much later. Ancient Beit Shean is the tel right next to the park. That is where the old city was that dates bake to prehistoric times. There certainly have been finds there of inscriptions in ancient Hebrew (different than our Ashuris script) from the period of the Kings of Israel.

 The Book concludes with the heroic story of the people of Yavesh Gilead, whom Dovid had saved in his first challenge as King from the King Nachash the Ammonite who had persecuted and threatened them. Shaul was there for them when no one else was there for these people in Gilead on the other side of the Jordan River (today this is in Jordan in a place called Tel Al Achriz). Now they were there for Shaul. They snuck in and took their bodies back and then the text tells us that they burnt them and buried their bodies there. I'm sure if you read that you were struck by that seeming anomaly. How could they burn them? We are opposed to cremation we view it as being a desecration. These are people that risked their lives to save the bodies why or how could they burn them. There are all different approaches in the commentaries. There are those that say that for Kings this as considered and honor, so that nobody will take their place. Others say that just their things were burned. Another approach is that this was done for fear that the Philistines would get their hands on the bodies again. Finally some suggest that the burning wasn't of the bodies, rather the verse is referring to a fire that that was set for them- meaning the people of Yavesh Gilead- to camouflage their escape. Ultimately Dovid will move their graves to the portion of Binyamin, but it certainly seems different that we do not have any tombs or traditions as to the tombs of Shaul and Yonasan. There are no pilgrimages to their graves. It is only when we are at the site of their last battle when we can remember their tragic deaths.

 Next week we begin the new book of Shmuel Beis (II) as we learn the story and places of the Kingship of Dovid Hamelech!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE  ANGEL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 A community was asked about the qualities of their former rabbi. 

"He can be compared to Moses, King David, and even an angel," came the response. 
The new community eagerly accepted the rabbi as their spiritual leader but quickly realized he was incapable of anything. They wrote a letter to the other community, complaining as to why they deceived them. 
To which they received a reply, "We were not deceiving you. Just like Moses — this rabbi can't speak. He knows not a word of English — like King David. And just as an angel — a mentsh he is not."

 God is talking to one of his angels. He says, "Do you know what I have just done? I have just created a 24hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth. Isn’t that good?" 

The angel says, "Yes, but what will you do now?" 
God says, "I think I’ll call it a day."

 A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for the angel Michael to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her “Hello – How are you! We’ve been waiting for you! Good to see you.” 

When the angel Michael came by, the woman said to him, “This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?” “You have to spell a word,” the angel said. “Which word?” the woman asked. “Love.” The woman correctly spelled “Love” and the angel welcomed her into Heaven. 
About a year later, Michael the angel came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. 
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. “I’m surprised to see you,” the woman said. “How have you been?” 
“Oh, I’ve been doing pretty well since you died,” her husband told her. “I married the beautiful young nurse whom you never liked; and then I won the 250 million dollar lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion, a private jet, a yacht, and a summer home in the Riviera. My wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! 
“Now, how do I get in to this beautiful paradise? I am starving…”
 
“You have to spell a word,” the woman told him. 
“Which word?” her husband asked. 
“Czechoslovakia,” she said. 

.Sam, Abbe and Moishe were waiting in line to get into Heaven. When Sam gets to the front of the line, the Angel said, "Before you can enter you must tell me the story of how you died?" 

"I came home to my apartment and I noticed the door was open, so I knew that there was a thief inside. So I started to search for him, but I couldn’t find where the guy was hiding. However, when I went out onto my balcony, there was this man hanging onto my railings. I was furious and started kicking him but he held on so I got a hammer and battered his fingers. He couldn't take that and had to let go. He fell 20 stories but he somehow landed in some thick bushes and only stunned himself so I ran into my kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the balcony. My aim was perfect – it landed right on top of him, killing him instantly. Unfortunately, all the raw anger got to me. I had a massive heart attack and died on my balcony." 

"That sounds interesting to me," said the Angel and let Sam in. 

He then asks Abbe for his story. 

"It's been a very unusual day for me. I live on the 21st floor and every morning I do exercises on my balcony. Unfortunately, this morning I slipped on the wet floor and fell over the edge. Luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below mine. All of a sudden, a man burst out onto the balcony and just for a moment I thought I was saved. But he was a madman and started beating me. I somehow held on but when he started hammering at my hands, I had to let go. But I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, winded but OK. But my luck ran out when a fridge fell on me. Now I'm here." 

Once again, the Angel lets Abbe in.  Moishe came to the front of the line "Picture this," says Moishe, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..." 

 A man dies and goes to heaven. One of God’s angels meets the man and says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."

"Okay," the man says, “I never ate a piece of non-kosher food in my 90 years. Nothing.”

"That's wonderful," says the angel, "that's worth three points!"

"Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended synagogue all my life and always gave as much tzedakah as I could."

"Terrific!" says the angel, "that's certainly worth a point."

"One point? Oy. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and volunteered at the Jewish senior’s home."

"Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says.

"TWO POINTS!!" the man cries. "The way you guys grade, there’s no way my Selma got in here.”

“Selma who?” asks the angel.

“My wife, Selma Rothenstein. You know, Selma and I were married for 60 years and I never raised my voice at her, not even once."

“Oh, thaaat Selma,” the angel nods. “You put up with her for 60 years?! Come right in!”

 

Rivkah Epstein was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car.

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened. The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You need to get back here immediately with that medication. Do whatever you have to, to get in your car."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She tried to use it to open her car door but exasperated, admitted, "I don't know how to use this."

So Rivkah bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "God, this is what you sent to help me?"

The man got out of his car and asked her if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure". He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. In tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are an angel!"

The man replied, "I ain’t no angel lady. I just got out of prison today. For car theft, actually.”

Rivkah looked heavenward and cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! I’m sorry I questioned you. Not only did you answer my prayers and send me help, you even sent me a professional!"

 

It was tax time in Chelm, and two of its leading citizens were having a discussion.

"I don't understand this business with taxes," said the first man. "Surely the Czar has enough money of his own. He even has his own royal mint, where he can make as many rubles as he likes. So why does he bother with my ruble?"

"Don't be silly," said the second. "Let me tell you a parable. It is said that every time a Jew performs a mitzvah, God creates an angel. So why not ask God why he needs one more angel in addition to the millions of angels he has already created? Can't God make as many angels as he likes? Of course he can! But why doesn't he? Because God prefers your angel.

"Well the same thing is true with taxes. Of course the Czar can make as many rubles as he likes. But you don't understand -- he prefers your ruble."

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Answer is B –  Personally I don't recall ever seeing or noticing the Gas rig in the sea outside of the beach of Dor Nachsholim. I do kind of remember protests going on there about a year ago about them being placed there and the environmental concerns Zichron Yaakov and some of other cities in area had about it. But you can't fight 10's of billions of dollars in estimated future profits and enough gas to provide Israel for the next 40 years from the 500 million cubic meters of gas interests that lie under the Sea. All of this is all taking place not far from Chaifa in the Southern Carmel about an hour or so from home which is certainly far enough from me. So another one right and the score now stands at 4 for Rabbi Schwartz and 1 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

Friday, July 24, 2020

To Be or not to Beedud- Parshat Devarim / Chazon 2020/ 5780


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
July 24th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 39 3rd Av 5780

Parshat Devarim / Chazon
To Be or not to Beedud?

It was bound to happen one of these days. I had prepared myself mentally for this moment. The past two weeks or so I had anyways been pretty much doing my own thing. Catching up on some of my writing, updating my website ( www.ourholylandtours.com ), working on my next book ("The Most Enjoyable Book You'll Ever Read about the High Holidays") and getting in more learning gemara then I've done in years. {I've learned and chazered Brachos 5 times already and working on 6 with the Amud Yomi "Oryasa program- learn an amud and review previous day's amud and each weekend review the 2 1/2 pgs and every month get tested on 10 pgs-check it out it's awesome ( www.oraysa.org ). We're in middle of Mesechet Shabbos now.} Once in a while I would talk to my wife and kids, but usually it was just to tell them to bring me something to eat or to keep the noise down. So I've been pretty much in isolation mode already. Yet, I thought since I've become more of a hermit and avoid the outdoors, that I would avoid officially being put into "bidud"- or isolation. But I didn't count on my son 10-year-old son Tully picking it up in school and giving it to me.

I was on fence in the first place about sending him back to school. I was skeptical about these always changing policies from the Ministry of Health. I had a bad feeling about these "Capsulot"- those little small sanitized groups that are supposed to magically protect kids. I think they were just instituted because Tylenol capsules for the headaches the parents were getting from their kids being at home all day were getting too expensive. Although I think what everyone really wants is to just put this year in a time capsule and bury it. But after the token few first days after school started that we kept our kids home to prove that we were really good parents and we cared more about our children than those other irresponsible parents that sent their kids to school right away, we sent them back…because we really didn't care that much… And then we got the phone call. I shoulda known it was coming.
It seems that one of the teachers in school- who had absented himself for three days as soon as he started feeling under the weather, had tested positive, and thus there goes the last two weeks of school. All children were told that they should be put into isolation for 2 weeks. Being that they were kids though, they needed one parent to be with them; Me.

Now it was obvious that role fell on the father of the family. As much as Tully would've loved for it to be his mother, after-all he is her favorite child. Elka is mine. Much like our forefathers, we Schwartzes feel it is healthy to have children competing for our affection, although in my case they kind of all try to push that "Daddy's favorite" title on the other kids. But my wife was obviously not able to be locked up in the "mother-in-law" tzimmer suite attached to our house for two weeks. (Don't get the wrong impression, my Mother-in-Law would sooner camp out in a tent on the beach then spend a night there, it seems). Besides obviously cooking, cleaning, laundry and all the household activities my wife would need to do, she is also the sole-income earner for our family with her clothing business during these "Shemitta year" days for tour guides. Yes, she's my "Sugar Mommy" and I'm her kept husband, although this thing better end soon and tourists better start coming because I don't know how much longer she will keep me like this. So it fell upon me to enter into "bidud" with my son.

Now frankly this whole thing didn't make much sense. See, if Tully was infected then seemingly the entire family should be in bidud, as we all had contact with him. If he hasn't been infected, then why are we going in the first place. But as our sages tell us. Im chok hi nikableinu- if it is a decree then we will accept it. But before we were going in we had to prepare and make sure we had the basic staples for survival. So I made my shopping list. Beer-Check, Ice Cream- Check, Sunflower seeds- Check, frozen pizza- check, cocoa pebbles- check, Doritos, Bbq chips, rugelach-check check check and that was just for Tully… Just joking. Of course, laptop had to come, I didn't forget about you guys. Sefarim, some books I've put off reading for about ten years, a puzzle to spend quality time with Tully doing in case he got bored of his Gameboy and computer games he was going to be playing all day and night on my old phone. That's really the only thing he packed. I didn't think I would need to break the seal on the puzzle, I saved the receipt. Oh and of course some fruits and vegetables in case my mother asks what we were surviving on in there. We were good to go.

So we had everything ready. We said our tearful goodbyes to the family and then the phone rang. We were free. It seems the ever-changing rules and powers that be decided that only the children in the class of the teacher needed to go in bidud or those that had come in close contact. Since he wasn't my son's teacher, we were off the hook. Back to civilization. But first my wife made me go back to the supermarket before dinner. We were having quiche for supper with salad. The "garbage" had to be returned to the store. I tried suggesting maybe we should do a practice bidud, just to be prepared for the real thing, or at least hold on to the emergency supplies. One should always be ready. But she wasn't buying it. Literally. Ah well… at least we have our health…and healthy food.

But is bidud a bad thing? It's an interesting question that possesses contradicting messages. This week, if Mashiach doesn't come, we will read the Book of Eicha once again. The lamentations of Yirmiyahu Hanavi upon the destruction of the Temple begin with the rhetorical question.

Eicha yashva badad- How is it sitting in isolation
Ha'ir rabasi am- the city that once had a multitude of the nation
Haysa k'almana—has become like a widow.

There are many terrible things about the mass holocaust that took place upon the destruction of temple. The millions that were killed, the loss of our mikdash, Hashem's dwelling place on this world, the shattering of the dream that our entire nation was created to accomplish. Yet, the opening words that seems to encapsulate it all, is the loneliness experienced of our city bereft of its nation. I don't know if one would describe the Holocaust, that the previous generations of my grandparents as all coming down to that one word. Loneliness. Alone. Isolation.

It is not the only time this week we will note this emotion as well. In this week parsha we find the Moshe utilizing the word Eicha, but as our sages tell us this in a positive way.

 Devarim (1:8-14) See, I have set the land before you; come and possess the land which the Lord swore to your forefathers, to Avraham, to Yitzchak, and Yaakov, to give them and their descendants after them. And I said to you at that time, saying, 'I cannot carry you alone. Hashem, your God, has multiplied you, and behold, you are today as the stars of the heavens in abundance. May the Hashem the God of your forefathers add to you a thousand-fold as many as you are, and may He bless you, as He spoke concerning you!

It's a good thing. We are so many. We are rabasi am- a nation of multitudes. As the Midrash suggests this is like a father who is blessed with so many children, so much wealth, so much good that he can't even take care of it all by himself anymore. And it is in that vein that Moshe continues and says.
Eicha esa levadi torcheychem umasaeichem-How can I bear your trouble, your burden, and your strife all by myself.

It is not just the similarity of the word Eicha though that jumps out at me (and our sages), it is the levadi. It is the aloneness. We read these words with the tune of Tisha B'Av on Shabbos despite it being good tidings, perhaps because of that sense of loneliness that Moshe felt in his leadership of the Jewish people. The Meor V'Shemesh notes that Moshe was saying that the reason he felt alone in his rule was because of their fighting, because of their arguing. Has they been united his leadership would've been merely a revelation of Hashem's will and Torah. There would be no sense of loneliness.

 The Ben Ish Chai takes this a step further. He notes that earlier on in Bamidbar when the people were complaining about food (again!- somethings never change), Moshe as well notes that he is all alone and can't do the job.

Bamidbar (11:11-14) Moshe said to the Hashem, "Why have You treated Your servant so badly? Why have I not found favor in Your eyes that You place the burden of this entire people upon me? Did I conceive this entire people? Did I give birth to them, that You say to me, 'Carry them in your bosom
Cha'asher Yisa Ha'Omen Es ha'yonek- as the nurse carries the nursing baby' to the Land You promised their forefathers? Where can I get meat to give all these people? For they are crying on me, saying, 'Give us meat to eat.-

Levadi- Alone I cannot carry this entire people for it is too hard for me.
  
The first letters of the words underlined and bolded above- as the nurse carries the nursing baby are the same letters that spell EICHA. A mother always has enough milk for her children and can always provide for them. Had the Jewish people recognized that Hashem provides them all and we are His children, Moshe would be like the nurse that brings that milk to the children. But he can't. And thus he feels alone. Thus he feels it’s a burden. A big 3-million-kvetchy-Jews-in-the-wilderness burden.
  
Yet alternatively, we find that the idea of being alone is also one that is considered to be bracha for our people. Bila'am in his "blessing" to Klal Yisrael notes that we are
  
Bamidbar (23:9) hen am levadad yishkon, u'bagoyim lo yischashav- Behold! a nation that lives alone and we will not be counted amongst the nations.
  
Isolated from others. Alone in the world. And yet, the Ha'amek Daver notes that this is a blessing. All other "nationals" assimilate, they become part of the fabric of the country they move to. They become American. The Jewish people's blessing will be that we will remain separate, alone and different. It is only then when we will have their respect. When they will look up to us. However, when we become "part of the nations" then we will not be counted. Then they will no longer respect us. Then they will hate us. Yet if we maintain our unique role, our separate lifestyle. If we live a life of "bidud" amongst them, then we will find that unlike any other nation we will garner their respect, their emulation and they will look to us to be their light.

So it would seem being isolated, at least on a national level is a good thing. As well in the song of Haazinu, Moshe tells us
Devarim (32:12) Hashem Badad Yanchenu- -Hashem, alone guided us.
Vein imo el naychar- and there was no foreign God with him.

And once again in the last two verses of the blessing of Moshe of V'Zos Ha'Brach at the end of the Torah Moshe blesses us
Devarim (33:28) Vayishkon Yisrael Betach Badad, ein Yaakov- And Israel will live securely, alone in the likeness of Yaakov.

And yet we begin our mourning each year with the lamentation of the feeling of loneliness in recalling the destruction of the Beit Hamikdash. The Talmud in Sanhedrin notes these two perspectives and connects them

Sanhedrin (104.) “Eicha yashva badad- How, does the city sit alone,” Rava says that Rabbi Yoḥanan says that Hakadosh Baruch Hu, said: I said: “And Israel will live securely, alone in the likeness of Yaakov". Now, (that they have rejected me) their dwelling shall be alone (in mourning).

Perhaps one of the most visible aspect of mourning is the sense of alone-ness. A person loses a part of themselves when they lose someone close to them and feels all alone without them. Our sages instituted the customs of shiva and the mitzva of consoling one who is mourning by telling them they are not alone. Hamakom yinachem eschem. Hashem will console. He is the place. We are all connected with our eternal spirit that lives on even after death. He is the place of the world. If someone doesn’t have that appreciation, that knowledge than they can't be comforted. They remain mourning. Hashem revealed this to us when He comes to comfort Yitzchak after the death of his father Avraham and when He consoles Yaakov after the death of Yitzchak. We may feel alone, but we are alone with Him. And being alone with Hashem is the greatest blessing one can have.

By chasidim, there is nothing more treasured then "alone time" with their Rebbi; they call it "yechidus". When I say chasidim, I mean yeshiva guys with their Rosh Yeshivas and gedolim as well. They've even outdone the other chasidim by now in this area. A husband and wife need alone time. Good parents have "date nights" with their children. It's just me and you. Each one of us need some alone time with ourselves. Chasidim call it hisbodedus. My Rebbeim called it tefilla-prayer. Looking within oneself and talking to Hashem about what's really important. My connection to my ancestors, the gifts Hashem has given me and that I appreciate, my desires, my goals. It's our alone time 3 times a day. It's our bidud.

Perhaps the most moving description of bidud or alone time the Ben Yehoyada suggests is when a mother nurses her child. The place where she nurses from is call her "dahd" in Hebrew {not Dad}. Unlike most of the animal kingdom that the place where they nurse from is near the bottom of their body where their waste comes out of, by humans it's by our heart; our "lev". Hashem designed us this way in His divine wisdom to show us how precious and different we are in that regard. Nursing, the alone time is not just a physical act. It is something that brings closeness. It is when we are alone with our maker. And we are right by her beating heart.

When Moshe blesses us that we should be levetach levadad yishkon- secure and alone we dwell, the word levadad can be a read as a conjunction of two words lev-dahd. We will dwell and feel secure because we are nursing from the heart of Hashem. When one is levad, as Moshe said he was, he was missing that last daled. He was not able to bring them badad.

This year many have spent time in literal bidud; alone in a room locked up. But all of us regardless have spent time doing hisbodedus, solitary introspection. Eicha Yashva Badad? How is it that Hashem has put us all into this matzav of bidud. Perhaps it is that our ir should once again be rabasi am? That this is the way that our holy city will once again be full of boys and girls playing, old men and women sitting, and brides and grooms dancing. I'll buy the food for the party. Let's be an am badad-together.

Have an uplifting together Shabbos and may we celebrate for the first time in 2000 years Tisha B'Av this year,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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" Aleyn iz di neshome reyn."- Alone is the soul pure.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
37) The last King of Judah was:
A.  Ahaziah (Ahazyahu)
B.  Josiah (Yoshiyahu)
C.  Zedekiah (Tzidkiyahu)
D.  Jeconiah (Jehoiachin)
RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

A Rabbi Schwartz New song for 9 Days Acapella!!

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-eileh-acapella - My three week's composition for the month of Av, Al Eileh an Ephraim Schwartz classic Acapella- the amazing arrangements and Vocals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0S6ZvH38w8– a beautiful heartrending Keli Tzion from Tisha B'Av to new tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHHDWDy25mo   - We will sing again- Uri Davidi Acapella- nice words and tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU8JV27kN6I– Acapella mashup Leiner, Shmuly Ungar, 613 and Pumbedisa- Eliyahu Hanavi and Kol Hakavod and Baruch Hashem!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Devarim – Lo saikiru &Lo saguru –Judge Criterion–The prophet Yirmiyahu laments the temple and attributes its destruction to the miscarriage of justices. Judges that were not carrying out the law they way it was meant to. There were bribes, they were intimidated. In fact the Talmud tells us that already before the desctruction of the Temple the Sanhedrin stopped carrying out the Death penalty (they relocated from the Temple Mount in order not to be obligated to do so) as there were too many murderers. It is no wonder then that the first mitzva that Moshe gives our nation in his final speech of the Book of Devarim before we enter the land, is to caution us on having judges that are worthy and that they should not be intimidated in their rulings.

Moshe tells us that we should not show favor in justice, small and large they should listen to and they should not be afraid of any man for the justice is Hashem's. The chinuch explains these as two separate commandments the first is that upon appointing judges we should not show favor to anyone. All of our judges need to be above reproach. And they have to be people that have the backbone and spiritual wherewithal to stand up to pressure in this most important role that they are selected for.

So what are the qualifications to be a judge? The Chinuch quoting from the verses and the Talmud lists them
1)  He must study the wisdom of the Torah and the explanation of its straight and righteous statutes. And even if there are several good characteristics to him, since he is not knowledgeable and an expert in the wisdom of the Torah, it is not fit to appoint him judge.

2) He must he be someone of [good] character traits and a proper man. He can't be someone that people will point there finger at and say "judge yourself first".

3) They need to be someone that the spirit of men derive pleasure from them. People like them and find being in their presence to be one that is enjoyable.

4) They are valiant about the commandments, exacting upon themselves and suppress their [evil] inclinations to the point that they do not have any disgrace and any ugliness, and their teaching is beautiful,

5) They have a brave heart to save the oppressed from the oppressor,

6) just like our teacher Moshe, was humble, so too must every judge be humble;

As well he writes the factors that should not be considered in appointing judges and that one is in violation of the commandment if they appoint non-worthy judges based on their wealth or even their good character traits or from his love for him or on account of the honor of his relatives

The Rambam writes admirable traits for a judge to have is that he have knowledge of sciences, worldly matters, languages so they can hear testimony direct without an interpreter, They should have clean reputations and even preferable a distinguished lineage and should be people without physical blemishes but rather of a tall imposing nature. See, the judges represent Hashem's judgement on this world and thus they way they are perceived should be one that reflects the Divine mission they represent.

The judges as well are cautioned as a result of that to be careful never to back down in judgement, even for fear of death. As well they cannot show favor to the underprivileged unlawfully. The law is the law. And black lives might matter, but that doesn't justify breaking of the law that they are charged to enforce regardless of skin color, religious background or financial status. Doing so jeporadizes the whole system. It is not their own moral code. Rather Moshe says "the justice is Hashem's domain". We are told that Tzion Ba'Mishpat tifdeh- Zion will be redeemed with justice. May the establishment of worthy judges bring that final redemption.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Yonasan &The Battle of Michmash Shaul's 2nd war Part II-878 BC –We left off last week with the Jews winning the first battle against the Plishtim. Thanks to Yonasan and his armour bearer surprise attacking them with a pre-emptive blow and setting them into turmoil. Shaul marshalled his men and made them take a vow that they wouldn't eat anything until the Philistines were fully trounced as he was trying to maximize the momentum they had. Yonasan, who didn't know about this vow tasted some honey and when told about Shaul's vow exclaimed that people needed food to have energy to fight. And the battle continued until the Ayalon Valley. This is right outside of Latrun and the same place where Yehoshua's famous sun-stopping battle took place when we first came into the land. It was there that things started to go wrong.

The people were famished and they all started slaughtering the sheep they had from their booty. The navi tells us they ate "with blood". The commentaries suggest different sins. Some suggest they violated the prohibition of slaughtering mother cattle with their young. Others that they did not wait for the meat to drain of its blood. Alternatively the meat was meant to be a peace offering where they can eat the meat only after the blood is sprinkled on the altar. Shaul called the people together and showed them how to properly slaughter and he built his first mizbayach to Hashem here.

Having eaten the next stage was to plan for the morrows battle and Shaul gathered the people and told them that they should entirely annihilate their enemy the next day. The Kohen Gadol Achiyah however noted that it was appropriate that Shaul should consult Hashem via the Urim Vitumim breastplace to divine if this was Hashem's will or not. It seems that Shaul really should've done this before starting this whole thing. But that seems to be Shaul's flaw is that he is great at doing almost a perfect job and always seems to miss out on one detail. They ask Hashem and whadaya know? Nobody's home. There's no answer.

Shaul realizing there is a sin at hand lines everyone up and the leaders of each tribe are sent before the Urim V'Tumim to find out in which tribe the sin lies. As well he makes the hasty statement that whoever sinned shall die. When it lights up by Binyamin Shaul understands that it was either him or Yonasan so they take a lottery and it Yonasan is chosen. Ouch! It turns out that honey he ate was in violation of the vow and now Shaul is ready to put him to death for it. He can't show favoritism and Yonasan who had plenty of excuses and justifications didn't take the easy road out. After-all he didn't hear the vow. He wasn't part of it. He was starving. The vow in itself was an inappropriate one. But Yonasan felt that if it was the will of Hashem he would accept his fate. The tension mounted. What happens next?

OK I won't keep you waiting till next week. The people jump before Yonasan and refuse to allow Shaul to kill him. Yonasan is the hero that saved them all. Shaul must release him. He was not culpable. And they were right. Yonasan was released and saved. Shaul however realizing that they would not have success in battle turned around and headed home and the Plishtim returned to Gaza to live to fight another day.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S ALONE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

John, Yankel and Ahmed are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them.  John asks for a big stack of books. Yankel asks for his wife. And Ahmed asks for two hundred cartons of cigarettes.
At the end of the twenty years, they open up the John's cell. He comes out and says, "I studied so hard. I'm so bright now, I could be a lawyer. It was terrific."
They open up the Yankel's door. He comes out with his wife, and they've got ten new kids. He says. "It was the greatest thing of my life. My wife and I have never been so close. I have a beautiful new family. I love it."
They open up the Ahmed's door, and he's slapping at his pockets, saying "Anybody got a match?"

I’m stuck in quarantine all alone with a deck of cards. I guess you could say I’m in solitaire confinement.
Adam was lonely, so God made an offer. "I'll tell you what, Adam. I'm going to make you a mate. She'll help you tend to the garden, feed and name the animals, rub your feet and back, and just be the perfect companion for you."
"What's that going to cost me, God?"
"An Arm and a leg".
What can I get for a rib?
I WAS feeling lonely, until I glued my coffee cup onto my car, now, everyone waves at me..

Is it lonely in here? or is it just me?
The semicolon was invented because the colon was lonely...It just wanted a little comma-raderie.- Oyyy… that’s too bad even for me….
When my wife left me I was upset, lonely, and sad. So I got a dog, bought a new motorcycle, went out and partied and blew a grand on a new large TV screen and sound system…Boy, is she gonna be mad when she gets home from work.
What do you call a lonely Chinese person? LoneLee
Why was the roof lonely? It was shingle.
How do you know archeologists are lonely? They're always coming up with new dating techniques.
Seven reasons why God Created Eve and didn't leave Adam alone.
1. God was worried that Adam, being alone, would regularly get lost in the garden of Eden because he refused to ask for directions
2. God knew right from the start that Adam would eventually need someone to find his keys and then hand it to him
3. God knew that Adam didn’t have any idea how to choose the latest style of fig leaf when his old one wore out. He would therefore need someone to choose one for him
4. God knew that Adam would never be able to make an appointment with a doctor, dentist or hairdresser all by himself
5. God knew that Adam was having difficulty in remembering which days he needed to put the recyclable rubbish in the ‘green’ bin
6. God knew that if the world was to be populated, Adam would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing
7. When God finished creating Adam, he stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that."
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Answer is C–  Fairly easy question, particularly the week of the Churban when we should be learning the story of the destruction of our Temple. The last king was of course Tzikiyahu who was the uncle of Yehyochin who was exiled with the elite of Bnai Yisrael about 11 years before the churban. Tzidkiyahu flees the city through tunnels that lead out to Yericho where he is captured and his children are killed before him, his eyes were poked out and he is taken back to Bavel where he dies in prison. The score is Schwartz 26 and 11 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. I'm still passing but really not doing great on this exam.