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Friday, May 16, 2025

Jew-Lagged- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 16th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 27 18h of Iyar 5785

 

Parshat Emor- Lag Ba'Omer

JewLagged

 

It's Lag Ba'Omer. The 33rd day of the Omer count. There are bonfires all over the country. Meron is swamped. It's perhaps the only holiday that seems to have been added to the Jewish calendar and accepted by all since the times of the second Temple, when the story of Chanuka took place. As well it seems that this is the only holiday that is about a person. Jews generally don't make Saint this day or that day. That's the other team. Moshe Rabbeinu doesn't have a holiday on his yartzeit when he passed. Neither does Avraham Avinu, Aharon Ha'Kohen doesn't either despite the fact that everyone loves him and the Torah even tells us when he passed away (Rosh Chodesh Av). Yet, Reb Shimon Bar Yochai who lived after the destruction of the second Temple seems to be the anomaly. We celebrate his yartzeit, hundreds of thousands visit his grave this week. In fact Meron is the second most visited site, after the Kotel, in Israel. It's wild. It's strange. Some might even claim it’s a distortion of our religion. Afterall until the Ari"zl 500 years ago no one even really knew where he was buried or came to his grave. Bonfires, bows and arrows, picnics, songs praising him… what religion is this?

 

Now for those that are skeptics and that claim that this is all brand new, and "only" a custom of the great kabbalist of the Ar"I… I'd be careful before discounting the AR"I customs. I mean that would mean throwing out your hakafos and dancing on Simchas Torah, your Tu B'shvat fruit and Friday night Kabbalat Shabbos service as well. We're all practicing ARI Judaism for a while now. So don't be so quick to write it off. In fact the era of the Ar"I is really a turning point in our history that according to many has brought us into the new Messianic era.

 

 His teaching of the secrets of Kabbala which to a large degree is sourced in Rebbi Shimon's revealing those secrets to mankind, and bringing them down from heaven, moved our nation from being one that is developing the Torah and its study from being an intellectual, legal, ethical and historical work and a life occupation to one that is revealing and tapping into the essence of our soul, our hearts and connecting spiritual worlds to our own. It started with Reb Shimon, it was brought to the masses with the ARI and then it continued to develop with his students, with chasidut and even with the philosophy of the Gaon. Until it comes to its final destination… A bunch of Breslavers jumping up and down on a graffiti painted van to retro music and laughing, little kids getting haircuts, Sefardim slaughtering sheep and thousands of American chasidim and some rich guys from Lakewood paying lots of money for permits and drivers to get them in to the grave. And that's during a war with missiles and sirens going off. Sing with me now… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai… Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai…

 

Hey, as a tour guide that got to take some of those Lakewood guys in a slow year… I'm not complaining. In fact Yom Yerushalayim is coming up, if any of you Zionists out there feel that same passion as the chasidim and Lakewood guys to celebrate that holiday and come on in… I'm happy to take you as well. Although from the weak Atzamaut turn-out, I'm not banking on it. Maybe you guys figured voting for the WZO was enough. It isn't. You've gotta come here to be a Zionist. Alimony checks to Israel during a war and some helmets and vest donations for our soldiers are just polite ways of saying take my money and leave me alone here with my meatboards and Chafetz Chaim Heritage videos. Until a week or so ago, you may have even felt Baruch Hashem here we have a medina of chesed and Donald Trump… a true ohev Yisrael… But those meetings in Qatar are getting even you nervous already. Bibi's golden beeper doesn't match up to a half a billion dollar plane, or the purchase of 160 F16 planes by them. It's getting scary watching Esau and Yishmael hold hands and join forces. To quote Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai… you can't trust the Romans… Everything they do is for their own good. It's for tarrifs, its for money, it's for their honor and ego…The other Rabbis didn't see it. They celebrated the Romans new pro-Israel government and were happy that the old Biden/Kamala and Titus and Vespasian ones were out. But eventually, Reb Shimon's warning and what was considered radical and politically incorrect keen Torah perspective became apparent to all. Pay attention to what Rabbis that live near Meron tell you… By the way Meron is 15 minutes from my house…

 

Yet there's something deeper about Rabbi Shimon and Lag Ba'Omer this time of year that struck me as I was driving around my Lakewood guys. Eretz Yisrael is really a beautiful and amazing country. You really have to live here to appreciate it. As we drove through the glorious hills and valley we passed fields and fields of wheat being ready to be cut, of new fruit trees ripening, of barley fields already cleared. It struck me because I had just started reviewing this week's parsha and I read about how all of our holidays revolve around agriculture. After Pesach we enter the Omer period of cutting the barley, Shavuos is the time of the cutting of the wheat and thr first fruits being brought to Jerusalem. Sukkos is the time of the harvest. Our holidays aren't about historical events and certainly not about remembering the past events, besides maybe Pesach. Rather they're about living in the here and now. They're about looking at the fields, the earth, the blessing Hashem gives us and bringing that back to Him. Celebrating those gifts with Him. It's about bringing us together.

 

The word the Torah uses for holiday is a Moed- which literally translated is an appointment. Hashem is up there. We are down here. We don't really see each other much. Once again, Rabbi Shimon in one place disputes Rebbi Yishmael, and states his radical opinion that one should study Torah all the time and not even work for a living. Because if someone is busy planting, plowing, winnowing, reaping and harvesting all day… Torah ma te'hei alaeha… vuz vet zein mit Toirah… when will he ever learn? When will he ever meet Hashem? Fascinatingly enough though in another source, Rabbi Shimon seemingly contradictorily writes that one can fulfill their obligation of being engrossed in Torah all the time, with the mere recitation of Shema once in the morning and evening. The Chasam Sofer explains these two opposite as one refers to the people living outside of Israel and one is for those in Israel. Which would you guess is which?

 

He writes that in Israel, one who works the ground, the field, the land is already connected.

He doesn't need Torah. He's doing Torah because he's working the land of Israel. He's taking the gift of Hashem to us and building a home for the two of us, to be together all the time. It's more important than Torah. It's like putting on tefillin. (his words!). In fact it's not only farming, but anything that improves and builds that home is a mitzva of such a high level, that Rebbi Shimon feels that one doesn't even have to study Torah. Just say Shema in the morning and evening and working in Eretz Yisrael is your Torah for the rest of the day. It's your fulltime connection. It's a life of Mo'ed.

 

Jews in the diaspora, that don't merit to live in the house and land of Hashem. That don't get to experience being together with their God. For they live in a land where they are as if they have no God. (not my words…). So they have to call for an appointment. They have to study Torah and should never work, because their work is not godly. It's not a mitzva. It's building fat fancy Torah buildings, Shuls, Yeshivos and Chesed organizations in a place where our heavenly spouse/Father/Creator doesn't want us to live. Because it's too far from Him. Its land doesn't connect you to Him. The fields, the nursing homes, the construction projects don't sing the song of Shavuos, of omer, of Rebbi Shimon…

 

Rebbi Shimon it seems felt the way that I do as he drove around the country. In the Sifri he writes

Why is Israel called "Teivel" (a spice or mixture)? Because it has the flavor and taste of everything, as opposed to all the other lands which all have one flavor and each country doesn't have what the other one does. Eretz Yisrael, though is a land that is lacking nothing. Eretz  Yisrael is

"lo sechsar kol bah- it lacks nothing and contains everything…"

 

As he drove with his Lakewood guys through the land he pointed out the window and told his students. Do you know why Israel has hills and valleys? Because in a valley one can only plant in the area of the valley, but on hills one has up and down and all around as well. He noted to them as well how in each tribe's portion they have crops and each one has individual and unique tastes and flavors. It's a land that's lacking in nothing. The wines of the Galile are different than those of the Golan, of the hills of Yehuda. Rebbi Shimon was tour guiding them. He was passionate about this holy land. Because he understood that this was home sweet home, that Hashem had gifted us and the more we enjoy and praise that home, the closer our relationship is with Hashem.

 

But it's even deeper than that. The purpose of mankind, Reb Shimon reveals is to that we are souls and bodies. Our soul comes from above, our body from the earth. Every nation has it's earth from which it was formed. The DNA of Bnai Yisrael is from the earth of Eretz Yisrael. Our jobs, our creation, our life mission is to raise up that earthliness of our bodies from the ground and make a bridge to the heavens. We're not supposed to just be spiritual beings. We're meant to be Shabbos beings.

 

 In six days, Hashem created the world and on Shabbos he created rest. He made creation holy. He blew His spirit of spirituality into the world. Rebbi Shimon was hiding from the Romans for 12 years. He studies Torah, he becomes elevated. He is removed from the Creation. He becomes one soul with Torah and Hashem. When he comes out, he can't understand why anyone would be busy planting or doing anything besides Torah. So he goes back in for one year and comes out again and it's Erev Shabbos. He sees a Jew running with Hadassaim in honor of Shabbos. He gets it. He sees that the real function is to enjoy the physicality of the world and raise it up to Hashem. Each Jew finding his portion, his Shabbos in this world. His piece of land in Eretz Yisrael. Rebbi Shimon, the Kabbalists tell us is bechinas Shabbos. He is on one hand holy of holies. On the other hand he is the one who finds that spark in each Jew and urges us to shine it out. To create one big light. One big bonfire. To create our own holiday for Hashem in his honor. To unite all of us in one gigantic flame of song and praise, for our portion in this world, in this land. It's not Yerushalayim. It's Meron. It's our portion that is uniting with Hashem's in a blaze of glory.

 

This year we leave Meron and enter Shabbos. The light of Rebbi Shimon is shining in each of us. It is calling for us to come home. It is calling for us to find our place in the land. To be complete Jews that can only truly express and find themselves when they are home. It's a made-in-Israel, holiday that is the most recent addition. It's interesting after the Parsha mentions all of the holidays, it mentions the mitzva of the lighting of the ner tamid- the eternal flame. It's a mitzva, Rashi notes that's mentioned already, almost literally word for word. Yet it's brought down here again by the holidays mysteriously and repetitively. There are some that see that as a reference or hint to the holiday of Chanuka, but on a deeper level this eternal flame is really Rebbi Shimon's bonfire. The most recent addition. It's not a mitzva of eight days. It's a daily fire. It's Reb Shimon's flame. The next verse and mitzva is of the 12 loaves of bread. Do you know when they are changed. Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos- Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos. Each Shabbos. Rebbi Shimon is Shabbos. It's holy of holies. It's eaten by Aharon. Aharon is the unity of the Jewish people. We are the bread of Hashem. Fire and bread. Our flame and the loaves that we planted, we grew, we harvested and bring to Hashem. The heaven and earth unite. The covenant of Hashem and us that is eternal is fulfilled.

 

May the light of Rebbi Shimon continue to bring the healing to the world. May we merit to shine and find our place around his big bonfire. The 32 days before lag Ba'omer represent the lev, the heart in gematria. The next 17 remaining are Tov. Good. May that goodness and tov bring us to Mashiach by Shavuot.

 

Have a firey Shabbos and a Lag Samayach!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Dos land brent un di bobe tsvogt zikh.- The country's on fire and grandma is washing her hair.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

18. According to the New Testament, the tax collector climbed a sycamore tree located in the city of

______

Why did Herod build Sebastia?

A. Due to its location on the network of roads and its potential for

international trade

B. To better control the Samaritan areas in the Land of Israel

C. To develop agriculture in the central Samaria region

D. Because he considered himself the successor to the kings of Israel,

Omri and Ahab


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai    -   Lag BA'Omer isn't complet without my Bar Yochai compsotion. Thank you Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAq6tSlPuY  – loving this new Lag Ba'Omer song Yivatel great video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBzHviRk7c  - The Cave--- Alex Clare… Don't know what to say…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P4RQzMZKNw  – I don't know why I just love the peacefulness of this Shabbos classic Kol Mekadesh by these Daati guys…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPrWNSz1alk – Was looking for this classic Rabbi Akiva V'Ahavta YBC song and fell on this spoof instead…. The song is good.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


589 BC -Broken Pots and Yokes Prophecies of Doom- The cards have been dealt. The prophecies have been given. The Talmud tells us that for years there was a bas kol that told Nevuchadnezzar to destroy the Temple, but that he hesitated to do. Finally in the ninth year of Tzidkiyahu's reign he headed over to Iran/Bavel to bring Nebuchadnezzar his tribute. There the Talmud tells us he shared a meal with him and saw Nebuchadnezzar fressing like a dog… in traditional barbaric Babylonian way. He had blood all over his face, and Tzidkiyahu was disgusted. It was then that he headed back to Jerusalem and made the decision to rebel against him.


At the same time that this was happening, there were other nations that were also beginning to rebel against Iran. Egypt raised it's head as did Tzur in Lebanon and even some place in Amon and Jordan. Perhaps it was this sense of the weakening of Tzidkiyahu and the inconceivable concept that Hashem would actually destroy this Temple and his nation that led to his rebellion. There were false prophets that assured him that all would be alright. His security cabinet assured him that the walls of Jerusalem were powerful enough to hold them back. According to the Midrash there were even strong men that could hurl the catapults back at the Babylonians. Yes, it seems we had Iron Domes back then as well. So with all of that being said, Tzidkiyahu rebels and Nevuchadnezzar is not a happy camper.


On the tenth of Tevet He sends his army to surround and siege Yerushalayim. The first of the four Temple destruction fast days starts annually on this day. According to the Halacha this fast would even be fasted in Shabbos if it fell out that way (which it doesn’t) Something that even Tisha B'Av doesn’t do, because in some way this is the most harsh of the fasts. The reason the commentaries explain is because, we ignored the signs. Daily life continued despite the siege. No body was killed. We thought we would win. We didn't get the destruction was coming. We didn't repent. We didn't listen to the prophet Yirmiyahu who advised against this. We fast to wake ourselves up, to  remember the mistakes of the past and to learn from them. The destruction has begun, and the Jewish people were still clueless. It will take three more years, but the writing on the wall started with this siege.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FIRE AND LAG BA’OMER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Reb Shimon survived in a cave for 12 years on carobs and a spring… For most youth today the biggest problem would be that there's no wifi service.

 

Why did Reb Shimon only have carobs and spring water for 12 years in cave? Because he Uber Eats Door Dash guy didn't know how to find "under spiritual rock, near the Shechina…" (should've taken me as their tourguide)

 

Reb Shimon wrote the whole Zohar while in hiding…. Imagine if he would've had whatsapp and cell service…

 

!2 years in a cave and Reb Shimon didn't complain once, meantime we can't make it through a trip to visit his grave in his memory without a million complaints about the Israeli government and cursed Tziyonim…. What a tikkun for his neshoma..

 

When he came out of the cave the Talmud tells us he burned people up with eyes. My Rabbi does that every time I pull out my phone during Torah reading to check my E-mail…

 

Yankel, the new beggar in town comes to the Rabbi of the community to ask him for help.

"Everything I had and owned, Rabbi, was lost when my house burned down recently in a raging fire. I've nothing left but the clothes I’m wearing."

"Do you have a letter from your own rabbi attesting to this fire?" Rabbi Goldman asks.

"Yes, I did have such a letter, but unfortunately, that was also lost in the fire."

 

At the local Talmud Torah School they brought in a fireman to talk about safety before Lag Ba’Omer. He brought some visual aids with him including a smoke detector. The fireman pressed the button to demonstrate and asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

Little Moishie immediately raised his hand and said, "It means my Abba is cooking dinner."

 

Children to Pinocchio “Would you like to celebrate Lag Ba’Omer with us?

Pinocchio “But I don’t have any branches or wood?”

Children- :)))))

Pinocchio- :(((((((

 

And finally favorite of the week

So the Breslaver was standing by the grave of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai and he was pouring out his heart and was overheard saying "Rebbe Shimon, I need a salvation and I promise that if you help I will mention you and add you to my prayers on Rosh Hashana in Uman by Rebbe Nachman, and by Reb Shayaleh…

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  And… we're back to another hard question that I probably would've skipped. X-ianity is not my thing, although some bubbeh maysehs stuck with me. This one didn't, the reason is because the answer is Jericho and we never toured there with my course, as it's Area A and We can't go there. The second part I also got wrong. I guessed it was because he wanted to be like Ahav and Omri- although Ahav was really more in Jezreel. However the correct answer was B about consolidating Samarian support. So I got this one entirely wrong and thus the new score is Rabbi Schwartz 11 Ministry of Tourism 7 on this exam so far. Oy….

Friday, June 16, 2023

Acrophobia- Parshat Shelach-Korach 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 16th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 36 27th of Sivan 5783

 

Parshat Shelach/ Korach

Acrophobia

Shani is scared of elevators. When she was checking out hospitals where would be the best place to give birth to my grandson- or my twin grandchildren to be precise, the primary criterion wasn’t the level of medical care, it wasn’t the niceness and comfort of the rooms, it wasn’t even the proximity to Karmiel where she lived. It was what floor the maternity ward and obstetrics unit were on. How many flights she would have to walk up to get there when in labor. She wasn’t getting into an elevator. She would walk twenty flights if need be. But those big steel doors closing on her and that rush as it soars up floor after floor, number after number never knowing if those doors will ever open again or not sends shivers down her back and puts her in panic attack mode. She’d sooner give birth in her bathtub.

Now interesting enough, she doesn’t have a problem getting on an airplane, which seemingly and logically should be a lot more frightening. After-all it’s not just a few flights you’re going up its tens of thousands of miles. A lot more people die in airplane crashes then in elevator accidents. I always thought that’s why they have those little boxes with moving pictures to keep you preoccupied, so that you don’t think about the fact that that you’re in a metal crate with wings on it that’s flying above the ocean and could any moment drop. And no, I don’t have much faith in those little life jacket things on the bottom of your seat that you calmly pull the strings on gently and place around your neck (and then your child’s of course…hmmm) to save me while my plane is plummeting a million miles down on fire into the raging waters below. Yeah… that’s really gonna work… It’s a good thing Shani doesn’t read these E-Mails, she might stop flying as well.

Me? I’m fine with elevators. I’m fine with airplanes. I don’t have a problem with heights- although Aliza my wife is terrified of them. Maybe that’s where Shani gets it from. I don’t get it. The heights aren’t going to jump out at you and pull you down. What’s to be scared of?

OK I admit that I do get a little woozy looking over a cliff or ravine, or when I was in Dubai on the tallest building in the world and looked down. I did hold and grip a little tighter to the ledge and railing in case a big gust of wind came suddenly and the good Lord felt it was time for me take a little plunge- not that it would’ve helped any if He made up His mind. But I’m not scared of being or climbing up high. Quite the opposite, I find it invigorating. Aliza though wants me to stop reading this already… she’s getting woozy just hearing me describe it.

Fascinatingly enough, this fear of heights in fact is a clinical condition that is called acrophobia from the Greek word acro which means summit. It is estimated that 3-6% percent of the population suffer from it, making it one of the most common phobias followed only by the fear of public speaking. 3-6% of the population is a lot of people that want to stay on the ground. That are nervous going up.  That prefer the security of their own two feet on the terra rosa even if it means missing out on the glorious view one can only have from up above. Ahh… well… Different strokes for different folks.

Now this E-Mail is never just about sharing with you all of families (and my own) personal skeletons as therapeutic as that is and enjoyable upsetting my mother who complains about this all the time.

 “Whadaya need to put everything out there for! Nobody’s interested in all of your mishigas and personal life. Not your surgeries, your chulent and your silly offensive jokes!”

52 years and she hasn’t realized that it still goes in one ear and comes out the other. Or as I corrected her once never even made it into the first ear.  Yet, there must be a parsha connection to justify this weekly bitul zman, and to make people feel less guilty about taking the half hour or so that it takes to read my never-ending E-Mails. It’s a Dvar Torah right? Uhh. Huh… I know why you’re really here…

Well this week, I’ve got to connect it to two parshiyot. Shelach for you guys over there and Korach for us over here. And what better way then to talk about your fear of heights, or perhaps as we in Israel forget sometimes as well, our own fear of heights. Maybe the word heights is confusing you. Let’s talk Hebrew. Let’s talk Aliya.

See in Shelach when Moshe sends the spies into the land of Israel, it seems that there is a discussion going on between Kalev and the spies and all of the Jewish nation. Can we go up or not? Kalev tells them

Alo Na’aleh Ki yachol nuchal lah- Let us go up and up because we can conquer it.

Whereas the spies seem to be busy infecting us with this eternal acrophobia respond

Lo nuchal ha’am lalos ki chazak hu mimenu- the nation can’t go up for it is too strong for them.

Do you know what the irony of their punishment is that Hashem metes out to this acrophobic generation?

Bamidbar ha’zeh yiplu pigreichem- their corpses will fall in this wilderness.

And in case you didn’t get the irony Hashem repeats it.

Upigreichem atem yiplu Bamidbar hazeh- and you are corpses and you will fall in this wilderness.

Do you know what happens when we want to stay down because you’re too scared of what will happen and of falling when you go up to high? You become a corpse that is walking and that will fall down right here on ground. You fall in the desolate wilderness. Not only did you miss out on the incredible view and future that awaits you up on top of the world, but your false sense of security on the ground is where you will trip fall and break your head and die. It ain’t safer on the ground, particularly if Hashem tells you that the elevator up is one that He wants you go get on.

This week’s Parsha of Korach which fascinatingly enough doesn’t tell us when it occurs, It is a subject of much debate amongst the commentaries if this was before the spies story or afterwards, in the beginning of our sojourn in the wilderness or at the end of the 40 years,  yet it contains the same eternal timeless message. Which is why, some note, there is no date on this story as opposed to every other story in the book of Bamidbar that has an exact date given for it. For it’s lesson is above time. It’s way up there.

The Ramban though sees this story happening right after the spy story. Dasan and Aviram and Korach with his cronies also seem to have a different type of spiritual acrophobia. They don’t believe in elevators either. I don’t know of another parsha that repeats the words up and down, above and under as much as this one does.

Vayikahalu al Moshe v’al Aharon- and they gathered on Moshe and on Aharon

Madua tisnasu al kahal Hashem- why do you elevate yourself above the congregation of Hashem.

Elevate? Hmmm… Above…on…on..

Moshe tries to convince them to drop this thing… drop…?

Lachein ata v’chol adosecha ha’noadim al Hashem- therefore you and your entire assembly who are joining together on Hashem.

V’Aharon ma hu ki salinu aluv- And for Aharon what is he that you complain on him.

Their response?

Lo Na’aleh- we’re not going up.

It’s enough you too us up from a land of Milk and honey (Egypt?!) to cause us to die here in the wilderness yet you seek to dominate aleinu-above us even to dominate us further.

Even if you poke out our eyes- Lo Na’aleh! We’re not getting on that elevator.

Moshe falls down upon hearing this… falls down…Just like the tribes whose corpses will fall in the wilderness. And they ask Hashem to spare this nation. Don’t kill them all. Don’t drop them.

Hashem responds to Moshe

Ha’alu mi’saviv l’mishkan Korach- go up from Korach’s abode.

Get on the elevator because these people are going down; way down.

Moshe goes with the elders to the camp of Korach and orders them

Suru  na mei’al ohalei anashim hareshaim ha’eileh- go up from the tents of these wicked people

The nation listens. They get on the elevator.

Va’yeialu mei’al Mishkan Korach- they went up from above the abode of Korach, Dasan and Aviram

The punishment of Korach, much like the spies was that they went down but even more dramatically. The ground swallowed them up and they got their wish as Chazal ironically note. They didn’t want to go up- so they went down instead as far down as they could go. If Shani will excuse me- its like an elevator crashing down a thousand flights.

Moshe had asked for specifically that punishment for them

U’fatzasa ha’adama es piha uvala osam - and the earth will open up its mouth and swallow them

V’yardu chaim sh’ola- and they will go down alive to the pit.

And sure enough

V’yerdu hem v’chol asher la’hem- and they and all that was theirs went down.

What’s fascinating is that Moshe is generally the one advocating for Klal Yisrael. In fact, his name even means “to pull up”. He was called that because he was pulled up out of the water and yet here he seems to be the one pushing the down button on the elevator.

The AR”I Ha’Kadosh, the great 16th century mystic, sheds light on this story by of course in his holy mystical way sharing us the secret of the souls of Moshe and Korach. This is not the first time we have the ground swallowing up someone in the Torah. To understand when this once occurred before we need to g back to the beginning of time. There we have two brothers fighting: Kayin and Hevel. Kayin brings a sacrifice from the simplest crops that he possesses, flax or linen. Hevel brings the best and choices of his sheep to Hashem. Their debate? Kayin feels everything is holy. There’s no better or worse. It’s all from Hashem.

Taken to the next level and understanding this argument in terms of the spies and Korach. We’re all holy. There’s no better or nor worse. There’s no land of Milk and honey. Egypt is also milk and honey. There’s no need for any elevators. There’s no need for a Moshe to take us up or an Aharon to be above anyone. There’s no need to make aliya. We have our yeshivos here, our kosher foods that’s even better than Manna. We have our chesed organizations. We’re good. No land is better. In fact making aliya to the land will only eat up our children. It’s an Eretz ocheles yoshveha- a land that will eat up its citizens. If we go there we will go down. Better to stay here on our stable Red white and blue land. The wilderness where your corpses will fall…

The Ari teaches us that Moshe is the soul of Hevel. When Kayin killed Hevel, the verse tells us the ground opened up its mouth and swallowed his body. It is perhaps that trauma of Moshe’s shared soul that inspires him to bring everyone up again. He understood that if we don’t go up. If Kayin wins, if Korach wins, if the spies win- if their argument and ideology that we are all the same and there isn’t any up or down, then the world will collapse. The earth will fall out under our feet. And so he lifts us up again and again. He brings us to those elevator doors of Eretz Yisrael and he urges us to go in. To go up.

The connecting parsha between these two stories is the mitzva of tzizis. The mitzva that we are told is a combination of wool and linen. It’s Kayin’s linen and Hevel’s wool. Kayin wanted there to be a world without Hevel. A world where there is no need for a blue string to bring up the white. It’s all good. It’s all holy. It’s a talis as Rashi says Korach claimed, that is all blue; all techeles, all the color of the sky and Hashem’s holy throne. To a large degree Korach is correct, it is all holy it is all Hashem. Yet, what he missed is that we all still have to up. We all have to connect to Moshe. Moshe is the intermediary, the elevator that we need to rise higher and higher. That will connect the heaven to earth. That will inspire us that we can make aliya. Alon na’aleh. We can go up. And if we don’t we will fall.

Acrophobia is a real fear that all of us suffer from. It’s no just Shani. It’s not just those Aliyah-phobes or those Korachs and spies that claim to be Rabbis that tell us that we can’t go up. We can’t become better. We can’t go higher and higher. We also like the comfort and security of the ground under our feet. The stability we assume we have staying right where we are in life. But what we need to realize is that the ground is shaky. It’s been that way since the beginning of time. Life is not one of those airport moving floors that just go back and forth across the airport of life. We need to get on the plane and fly and soar. The flight is leaving. Please turn off all your electronic devices. Buckle up. We’re ready take-off.

Have an uplifting Shabbos and chodesh Tamuz Tov!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Iz do a braireh, darf nit zein kain moireh.- When there is a way out, there is no need for fear.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

26) According to Catholic-Christian tradition, the "Transfiguration" took place on Mount:

Which figures are related to the "Transfiguration" according to The New Testament?

A) John the Baptist and St. Paul

B) Melchizedek and St. Peter

C) Jeremiah and Isaiah

D) Elijah the Prophet and Moses

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/good-shabbos - Not all of you listened last week.. so it’s here again..! In fact I may just put this here every week. Because how else can you come into Shabbos without my special song. the next biggest klal yisrael hit- Dovid lowy on vocals and amazing arrangements Here it is Good Shabbis Good Shabbis Good Shabbis!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk67SWHgiVk – OK guys you really don’t want to miss this song. Abie Rottenbergs timeless Shadchan song updated with the girls version… in honor of Ohel Sarale organization for single girls. Amazing with Baruch Levine

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST-1azpDYc – Gorgeous Shulem Lemmer latest song and video from vayitein lecha Umar Reb Yochanan

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzF2pvTT1Yc – Do you get more all star than Zanvil, Razel, Falkowitz, Meisels with incredible Shabbos in Tzfat footage. Awesome..

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Leper Strikes Again - 673 BC- After the relief of the famine and the miraculous salvation that Elisha had prophesized about, Yehoram, the King of the North still had it in for Elisha. On the one hand he saved the Jewish people miraculously and foretold of the retreat of Aram. On the other hand, Elisha was the cause of the famine in his eyes in the first place, as he cursed them. So what does a King do when he needs to figure things out? He finds a good Rabbi to commiserate with and that will hopefully be on his team. And fortunately, or unfortunately for him he had just the man. None other than the leper Geichazi Elisha’s former student whom he had chucked out and rejected after he betrayed Elisha to make some money from Naama on the side.

 

So the two of them, Geichazi and Yehoram were schmoozing about Elisha. Geichazi was answering Yehoram about his great miracles and guess who popped in the door at just the right moment. It was another flash from the past. None other than the Shunamite woman, who had left the country to Gaza at Elisha’s behest when the famine had started. When she had returned home to Shunam all of her property and fields had been taken from her. So she came to the king hoping for some justice. And whadaya know? It worked out perfect. Hashem arranges these things and when Yehoram hears first hand about the miracles preformed for her he makes sure she gets everything back.

 

It wasn’t just in order to help this woman that Hashem timed her arrival for this auspicious time. It was that Hashem wasn’t interested in Geichazi once again trying to look like a big knocker and be the one to tell Yehoram about the great miracles of Elisha. Hashem was sending him a message. I don’t need you. It’s not about you, as long as you’re trying to self-promote yourself. Geichazi should’ve taken the Mussar and returned. Yet he didn’t. He leaves the country entirely after that. He moves over to Aram, the modern-day Syria. But as we will learn next week. It doesn’t help. Things will get worse. Elisha heads over there after him. The end is starting to come apart.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE FEAR OF HEIGHTS JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A Chicken

 

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths

 

What do you call a mountain goat with a fear of heights? A goat

 

I’ve always been afraid of heights.But don’t worry, I’ll get over it

 

I'm not afraid of heights. I'm not even afraid of falling from heights. I'm afraid hitting the ground after falling from heights.

 

Co-pilot: why did you become a pilot?

Pilot: to over come my greatest fear.

 Co-pilot: heights?

Pilot: no, dying alone.

 

I don't have confidence or trust in elevators anymore. They always seem like they're up to something, but they also let me down quite often.

 

Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? Because you make an impact

 

Once upon a time, there was a very brave but very arrogant man…

This man claimed he could survive anything. He survived falls from various heights, various guns, sharp objects and even acid. One day, he declared he was going to survive a steamroller. So this brave man went in the roller’s path…He sadly died that day, but the most important thing was he proved that he had guts.

 

How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because every time they look down they make in their pants.

 

If I owned a roofing company, and interviewed an applicant with a fear of heights..........I wouldn't "higher" them......

 

I hate it when people go on about their phobias. I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.

 

Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.

 

Why is the elevator always sick? It keeps coming down with something.

 

I’m terrified of elevators, I’ve been taking steps to avoid them.

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The answer to this week”s question is D  - So some people get upset that I actually share this Xianity stupidity. It’s a fake religion based on lies and they killed all of us in the name of their heretical Jewish renegade “savior” if he even existed as they attribute to him. But the function of this column is not educational, but merely to show you guys what type of ridiculous course material we needed to undergo in order to become a licensed tour guide. Now Christianity obviously is one of my weak spots- was never interested and I knew it wouldn’t be my client base. But I actually remember some things. Particularly they places I pass and visit occasionally. Now Mt. Tabor is one of those that are hard to miss. The church stands on top of this glorious mountain. Transfiguration is this body and soul meld like star Trek of Yoshka Moses and Eliyahu Ha’Navi. Its stupid and bubbeh maysehs, but I got it right So that’s what really counts. So now  the score  stands at 19.5 for Schwartz and 6.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far.