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Friday, May 16, 2025

Jew-Lagged- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 16th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 27 18h of Iyar 5785

 

Parshat Emor- Lag Ba'Omer

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It's Lag Ba'Omer. The 33rd day of the Omer count. There are bonfires all over the country. Meron is swamped. It's perhaps the only holiday that seems to have been added to the Jewish calendar and accepted by all since the times of the second Temple, when the story of Chanuka took place. As well it seems that this is the only holiday that is about a person. Jews generally don't make Saint this day or that day. That's the other team. Moshe Rabbeinu doesn't have a holiday on his yartzeit when he passed. Neither does Avraham Avinu, Aharon Ha'Kohen doesn't either despite the fact that everyone loves him and the Torah even tells us when he passed away (Rosh Chodesh Av). Yet, Reb Shimon Bar Yochai who lived after the destruction of the second Temple seems to be the anomaly. We celebrate his yartzeit, hundreds of thousands visit his grave this week. In fact Meron is the second most visited site, after the Kotel, in Israel. It's wild. It's strange. Some might even claim it’s a distortion of our religion. Afterall until the Ari"zl 500 years ago no one even really knew where he was buried or came to his grave. Bonfires, bows and arrows, picnics, songs praising him… what religion is this?

 

Now for those that are skeptics and that claim that this is all brand new, and "only" a custom of the great kabbalist of the Ar"I… I'd be careful before discounting the AR"I customs. I mean that would mean throwing out your hakafos and dancing on Simchas Torah, your Tu B'shvat fruit and Friday night Kabbalat Shabbos service as well. We're all practicing ARI Judaism for a while now. So don't be so quick to write it off. In fact the era of the Ar"I is really a turning point in our history that according to many has brought us into the new Messianic era.

 

 His teaching of the secrets of Kabbala which to a large degree is sourced in Rebbi Shimon's revealing those secrets to mankind, and bringing them down from heaven, moved our nation from being one that is developing the Torah and its study from being an intellectual, legal, ethical and historical work and a life occupation to one that is revealing and tapping into the essence of our soul, our hearts and connecting spiritual worlds to our own. It started with Reb Shimon, it was brought to the masses with the ARI and then it continued to develop with his students, with chasidut and even with the philosophy of the Gaon. Until it comes to its final destination… A bunch of Breslavers jumping up and down on a graffiti painted van to retro music and laughing, little kids getting haircuts, Sefardim slaughtering sheep and thousands of American chasidim and some rich guys from Lakewood paying lots of money for permits and drivers to get them in to the grave. And that's during a war with missiles and sirens going off. Sing with me now… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai… Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai…

 

Hey, as a tour guide that got to take some of those Lakewood guys in a slow year… I'm not complaining. In fact Yom Yerushalayim is coming up, if any of you Zionists out there feel that same passion as the chasidim and Lakewood guys to celebrate that holiday and come on in… I'm happy to take you as well. Although from the weak Atzamaut turn-out, I'm not banking on it. Maybe you guys figured voting for the WZO was enough. It isn't. You've gotta come here to be a Zionist. Alimony checks to Israel during a war and some helmets and vest donations for our soldiers are just polite ways of saying take my money and leave me alone here with my meatboards and Chafetz Chaim Heritage videos. Until a week or so ago, you may have even felt Baruch Hashem here we have a medina of chesed and Donald Trump… a true ohev Yisrael… But those meetings in Qatar are getting even you nervous already. Bibi's golden beeper doesn't match up to a half a billion dollar plane, or the purchase of 160 F16 planes by them. It's getting scary watching Esau and Yishmael hold hands and join forces. To quote Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai… you can't trust the Romans… Everything they do is for their own good. It's for tarrifs, its for money, it's for their honor and ego…The other Rabbis didn't see it. They celebrated the Romans new pro-Israel government and were happy that the old Biden/Kamala and Titus and Vespasian ones were out. But eventually, Reb Shimon's warning and what was considered radical and politically incorrect keen Torah perspective became apparent to all. Pay attention to what Rabbis that live near Meron tell you… By the way Meron is 15 minutes from my house…

 

Yet there's something deeper about Rabbi Shimon and Lag Ba'Omer this time of year that struck me as I was driving around my Lakewood guys. Eretz Yisrael is really a beautiful and amazing country. You really have to live here to appreciate it. As we drove through the glorious hills and valley we passed fields and fields of wheat being ready to be cut, of new fruit trees ripening, of barley fields already cleared. It struck me because I had just started reviewing this week's parsha and I read about how all of our holidays revolve around agriculture. After Pesach we enter the Omer period of cutting the barley, Shavuos is the time of the cutting of the wheat and thr first fruits being brought to Jerusalem. Sukkos is the time of the harvest. Our holidays aren't about historical events and certainly not about remembering the past events, besides maybe Pesach. Rather they're about living in the here and now. They're about looking at the fields, the earth, the blessing Hashem gives us and bringing that back to Him. Celebrating those gifts with Him. It's about bringing us together.

 

The word the Torah uses for holiday is a Moed- which literally translated is an appointment. Hashem is up there. We are down here. We don't really see each other much. Once again, Rabbi Shimon in one place disputes Rebbi Yishmael, and states his radical opinion that one should study Torah all the time and not even work for a living. Because if someone is busy planting, plowing, winnowing, reaping and harvesting all day… Torah ma te'hei alaeha… vuz vet zein mit Toirah… when will he ever learn? When will he ever meet Hashem? Fascinatingly enough though in another source, Rabbi Shimon seemingly contradictorily writes that one can fulfill their obligation of being engrossed in Torah all the time, with the mere recitation of Shema once in the morning and evening. The Chasam Sofer explains these two opposite as one refers to the people living outside of Israel and one is for those in Israel. Which would you guess is which?

 

He writes that in Israel, one who works the ground, the field, the land is already connected.

He doesn't need Torah. He's doing Torah because he's working the land of Israel. He's taking the gift of Hashem to us and building a home for the two of us, to be together all the time. It's more important than Torah. It's like putting on tefillin. (his words!). In fact it's not only farming, but anything that improves and builds that home is a mitzva of such a high level, that Rebbi Shimon feels that one doesn't even have to study Torah. Just say Shema in the morning and evening and working in Eretz Yisrael is your Torah for the rest of the day. It's your fulltime connection. It's a life of Mo'ed.

 

Jews in the diaspora, that don't merit to live in the house and land of Hashem. That don't get to experience being together with their God. For they live in a land where they are as if they have no God. (not my words…). So they have to call for an appointment. They have to study Torah and should never work, because their work is not godly. It's not a mitzva. It's building fat fancy Torah buildings, Shuls, Yeshivos and Chesed organizations in a place where our heavenly spouse/Father/Creator doesn't want us to live. Because it's too far from Him. Its land doesn't connect you to Him. The fields, the nursing homes, the construction projects don't sing the song of Shavuos, of omer, of Rebbi Shimon…

 

Rebbi Shimon it seems felt the way that I do as he drove around the country. In the Sifri he writes

Why is Israel called "Teivel" (a spice or mixture)? Because it has the flavor and taste of everything, as opposed to all the other lands which all have one flavor and each country doesn't have what the other one does. Eretz Yisrael, though is a land that is lacking nothing. Eretz  Yisrael is

"lo sechsar kol bah- it lacks nothing and contains everything…"

 

As he drove with his Lakewood guys through the land he pointed out the window and told his students. Do you know why Israel has hills and valleys? Because in a valley one can only plant in the area of the valley, but on hills one has up and down and all around as well. He noted to them as well how in each tribe's portion they have crops and each one has individual and unique tastes and flavors. It's a land that's lacking in nothing. The wines of the Galile are different than those of the Golan, of the hills of Yehuda. Rebbi Shimon was tour guiding them. He was passionate about this holy land. Because he understood that this was home sweet home, that Hashem had gifted us and the more we enjoy and praise that home, the closer our relationship is with Hashem.

 

But it's even deeper than that. The purpose of mankind, Reb Shimon reveals is to that we are souls and bodies. Our soul comes from above, our body from the earth. Every nation has it's earth from which it was formed. The DNA of Bnai Yisrael is from the earth of Eretz Yisrael. Our jobs, our creation, our life mission is to raise up that earthliness of our bodies from the ground and make a bridge to the heavens. We're not supposed to just be spiritual beings. We're meant to be Shabbos beings.

 

 In six days, Hashem created the world and on Shabbos he created rest. He made creation holy. He blew His spirit of spirituality into the world. Rebbi Shimon was hiding from the Romans for 12 years. He studies Torah, he becomes elevated. He is removed from the Creation. He becomes one soul with Torah and Hashem. When he comes out, he can't understand why anyone would be busy planting or doing anything besides Torah. So he goes back in for one year and comes out again and it's Erev Shabbos. He sees a Jew running with Hadassaim in honor of Shabbos. He gets it. He sees that the real function is to enjoy the physicality of the world and raise it up to Hashem. Each Jew finding his portion, his Shabbos in this world. His piece of land in Eretz Yisrael. Rebbi Shimon, the Kabbalists tell us is bechinas Shabbos. He is on one hand holy of holies. On the other hand he is the one who finds that spark in each Jew and urges us to shine it out. To create one big light. One big bonfire. To create our own holiday for Hashem in his honor. To unite all of us in one gigantic flame of song and praise, for our portion in this world, in this land. It's not Yerushalayim. It's Meron. It's our portion that is uniting with Hashem's in a blaze of glory.

 

This year we leave Meron and enter Shabbos. The light of Rebbi Shimon is shining in each of us. It is calling for us to come home. It is calling for us to find our place in the land. To be complete Jews that can only truly express and find themselves when they are home. It's a made-in-Israel, holiday that is the most recent addition. It's interesting after the Parsha mentions all of the holidays, it mentions the mitzva of the lighting of the ner tamid- the eternal flame. It's a mitzva, Rashi notes that's mentioned already, almost literally word for word. Yet it's brought down here again by the holidays mysteriously and repetitively. There are some that see that as a reference or hint to the holiday of Chanuka, but on a deeper level this eternal flame is really Rebbi Shimon's bonfire. The most recent addition. It's not a mitzva of eight days. It's a daily fire. It's Reb Shimon's flame. The next verse and mitzva is of the 12 loaves of bread. Do you know when they are changed. Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos- Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos. Each Shabbos. Rebbi Shimon is Shabbos. It's holy of holies. It's eaten by Aharon. Aharon is the unity of the Jewish people. We are the bread of Hashem. Fire and bread. Our flame and the loaves that we planted, we grew, we harvested and bring to Hashem. The heaven and earth unite. The covenant of Hashem and us that is eternal is fulfilled.

 

May the light of Rebbi Shimon continue to bring the healing to the world. May we merit to shine and find our place around his big bonfire. The 32 days before lag Ba'omer represent the lev, the heart in gematria. The next 17 remaining are Tov. Good. May that goodness and tov bring us to Mashiach by Shavuot.

 

Have a firey Shabbos and a Lag Samayach!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Dos land brent un di bobe tsvogt zikh.- The country's on fire and grandma is washing her hair.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

18. According to the New Testament, the tax collector climbed a sycamore tree located in the city of

______

Why did Herod build Sebastia?

A. Due to its location on the network of roads and its potential for

international trade

B. To better control the Samaritan areas in the Land of Israel

C. To develop agriculture in the central Samaria region

D. Because he considered himself the successor to the kings of Israel,

Omri and Ahab


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai    -   Lag BA'Omer isn't complet without my Bar Yochai compsotion. Thank you Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAq6tSlPuY  – loving this new Lag Ba'Omer song Yivatel great video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBzHviRk7c  - The Cave--- Alex Clare… Don't know what to say…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P4RQzMZKNw  – I don't know why I just love the peacefulness of this Shabbos classic Kol Mekadesh by these Daati guys…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPrWNSz1alk – Was looking for this classic Rabbi Akiva V'Ahavta YBC song and fell on this spoof instead…. The song is good.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


589 BC -Broken Pots and Yokes Prophecies of Doom- The cards have been dealt. The prophecies have been given. The Talmud tells us that for years there was a bas kol that told Nevuchadnezzar to destroy the Temple, but that he hesitated to do. Finally in the ninth year of Tzidkiyahu's reign he headed over to Iran/Bavel to bring Nebuchadnezzar his tribute. There the Talmud tells us he shared a meal with him and saw Nebuchadnezzar fressing like a dog… in traditional barbaric Babylonian way. He had blood all over his face, and Tzidkiyahu was disgusted. It was then that he headed back to Jerusalem and made the decision to rebel against him.


At the same time that this was happening, there were other nations that were also beginning to rebel against Iran. Egypt raised it's head as did Tzur in Lebanon and even some place in Amon and Jordan. Perhaps it was this sense of the weakening of Tzidkiyahu and the inconceivable concept that Hashem would actually destroy this Temple and his nation that led to his rebellion. There were false prophets that assured him that all would be alright. His security cabinet assured him that the walls of Jerusalem were powerful enough to hold them back. According to the Midrash there were even strong men that could hurl the catapults back at the Babylonians. Yes, it seems we had Iron Domes back then as well. So with all of that being said, Tzidkiyahu rebels and Nevuchadnezzar is not a happy camper.


On the tenth of Tevet He sends his army to surround and siege Yerushalayim. The first of the four Temple destruction fast days starts annually on this day. According to the Halacha this fast would even be fasted in Shabbos if it fell out that way (which it doesn’t) Something that even Tisha B'Av doesn’t do, because in some way this is the most harsh of the fasts. The reason the commentaries explain is because, we ignored the signs. Daily life continued despite the siege. No body was killed. We thought we would win. We didn't get the destruction was coming. We didn't repent. We didn't listen to the prophet Yirmiyahu who advised against this. We fast to wake ourselves up, to  remember the mistakes of the past and to learn from them. The destruction has begun, and the Jewish people were still clueless. It will take three more years, but the writing on the wall started with this siege.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FIRE AND LAG BA’OMER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Reb Shimon survived in a cave for 12 years on carobs and a spring… For most youth today the biggest problem would be that there's no wifi service.

 

Why did Reb Shimon only have carobs and spring water for 12 years in cave? Because he Uber Eats Door Dash guy didn't know how to find "under spiritual rock, near the Shechina…" (should've taken me as their tourguide)

 

Reb Shimon wrote the whole Zohar while in hiding…. Imagine if he would've had whatsapp and cell service…

 

!2 years in a cave and Reb Shimon didn't complain once, meantime we can't make it through a trip to visit his grave in his memory without a million complaints about the Israeli government and cursed Tziyonim…. What a tikkun for his neshoma..

 

When he came out of the cave the Talmud tells us he burned people up with eyes. My Rabbi does that every time I pull out my phone during Torah reading to check my E-mail…

 

Yankel, the new beggar in town comes to the Rabbi of the community to ask him for help.

"Everything I had and owned, Rabbi, was lost when my house burned down recently in a raging fire. I've nothing left but the clothes I’m wearing."

"Do you have a letter from your own rabbi attesting to this fire?" Rabbi Goldman asks.

"Yes, I did have such a letter, but unfortunately, that was also lost in the fire."

 

At the local Talmud Torah School they brought in a fireman to talk about safety before Lag Ba’Omer. He brought some visual aids with him including a smoke detector. The fireman pressed the button to demonstrate and asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

Little Moishie immediately raised his hand and said, "It means my Abba is cooking dinner."

 

Children to Pinocchio “Would you like to celebrate Lag Ba’Omer with us?

Pinocchio “But I don’t have any branches or wood?”

Children- :)))))

Pinocchio- :(((((((

 

And finally favorite of the week

So the Breslaver was standing by the grave of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai and he was pouring out his heart and was overheard saying "Rebbe Shimon, I need a salvation and I promise that if you help I will mention you and add you to my prayers on Rosh Hashana in Uman by Rebbe Nachman, and by Reb Shayaleh…

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  And… we're back to another hard question that I probably would've skipped. X-ianity is not my thing, although some bubbeh maysehs stuck with me. This one didn't, the reason is because the answer is Jericho and we never toured there with my course, as it's Area A and We can't go there. The second part I also got wrong. I guessed it was because he wanted to be like Ahav and Omri- although Ahav was really more in Jezreel. However the correct answer was B about consolidating Samarian support. So I got this one entirely wrong and thus the new score is Rabbi Schwartz 11 Ministry of Tourism 7 on this exam so far. Oy….

Friday, December 29, 2017

Stop Eating- Parshat Vayechi 2017 / 5778

Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
December 29th   2017 -Volume 8 Issue 12 11th Tevet 5778

Parshat Vayechi
Stop Eating!

 I'm hungry. It's weird; I can go many if not most days without eating until dinner time. I just need my coffee in the morning and I'm all set. Yeah, of course if my tourists want to stop for lunch, or they dilly dally in their hotel by breakfast than of course I will join them. It would be rude otherwise and who am I to turn down an Israeli hotel breakfast. But the honest truth is I would much rather skip breakfast and even lunch and just be busy running around and showing them Hashem's holy land; their Holyland. Now dinner that's something else….But yet here I sit in the early afternoon in front of my computer and I'm hungry. The reason of course is because it's a fast day. I can't eat. That makes me hungry. I'm googling food jokes for you. I bought cheese danishes already. They're downstairs on the counter. Away from Elka and Tully who have been eyeing them way too dangerously. They're not fasting. The danishes are mine.
Over all though it's not that bad of a fast. It's the shortest one on the Jewish calendar. I meant to get up and get a coffee even before the fast; before 5:02 AM. I missed it, but thank god no headache…yet…It'll be over before I finish this E-Mail perhaps. Then I can have my cheese Danish. Am I the only one out there thinking like this? What do you think about on a fast day? Oh yeah… I forgot something bad happened today. Unlike our holidays where they tried to kill us, we won, let's eat, our fast days are about that they tried to kill us, they did, let's not eat. It feels sinful to be thinking about food (danishesJ) on a day that Jews died. Maimonides tells us that the point of the fast day is for us to increase our Teshuva, our sins that have caused this destruction. I guess we have to do something to distract ourselves from the food, so let's talk about what happened today. What are we meant to do Teshuva for? Who died? Why am I not eating? What is this fast of the tenth day of Tevet all about?
The truth is it's kind of a strange fast day. The Talmud tells us that on the Tenth of Tevet the Romans sieged the city of Jerusalem. OK, a siege is a bad thing. But the truth is compared to the other fasts that surround the destruction of the Temple this seems kind of minor. The 17th of Tamuz the walls were breached. The massacres began. On the 9th of Av both temples were destroyed. Even the fast of Gedalia right after Rosh Hashana the last hope post-Temple of Jewish life in Yehuda and Yerushalayim died when one Jew assassinates the leader of the remaining community of Israel. But a siege? We've had plenty of those. And no fasts. Even more fascinating the Talmud tells us that the tenth of Tevet is more severe than any of the other fasts in that if it would fall out on Shabbos (which it doesn’t' as we arrange the calendar so it does not) one would fast even on Shabbat. In fact as opposed to all the other fasts we actually fast it when it falls out on Friday and it is not postponed. The reason is because the verse in Yechezkel (24:2) that describes the day we are told
 "Son of man write for yourself -this day; This very day the King of Babylonia has reached Jerusalem this very day"
Wow! This very day…Those words in Hebrew B'Etzem Ha'Yom HaZeh, are used on very significant moments. The day we left Egypt, the day Hashem brought the flood, the day Moshe died as well as the holiest and most important fast day of the year Yom Kippur. The Abudraham, the 14th century halakhist derives that the prophet is telling us that this day and Yom Kippur would even be fasted on Shabbat. Can you imagine? No chulent! What is it about this day, which in truth is only a day time fast. Tisha B'Av, a certainly more severe fast, begins the night before and we can't wash or even greet people as we are in mourning, compared to that the rules governing the tenth of Tevet seems kind of mild.
This morning in one of the extra fast Selichot supplications which we added in it mentions a few other events that happened on the 8th and 9th of Tevet. Seemingly there is a connection between them and the fast today. We are told that on the 8th of Tevet during the first Temple the Greek King Ptolemy ordered 72 Rabbis into separate rooms and had them translate the entire Torah. Miraculously they all made changes from the literal text that would avoid any mistaken interpretations and they each independently made the same adjustment. (There are those that are more cynical that suggest the miracle would have been greater if you had put them all in the same room and they came out with the same translation in agreement). Although this was a great miracle the Rabbis saw in this a reason to declare a fast day of mourning. Again, the question is why? I'm sure all the newspapers at the time heralded the miracle and advancement of Jewish scholarship. Why fast because of this?
The next day is the 9th of Tevet, yesterday, which was a declared fast day because it was the day of the death of the great leader at the beginning of the 2nd Temple; Ezra the Scribe. This as well seems perplexing. We do not have any fast days for any great leaders. Not Abraham, Not Moshe. Not Joshua not King David, why Ezra? In addition, it's not like he died a tragic death or was killed. He seemingly died of old age. It's sad, yes. We lost a leader, but it happens. That's life…or death. Why the national day of mourning for all of history?
The answer, I heard from one of my teachers, is that all of these days are precisely connected. Who was Ezra? Ezra was the great leader who was given the job of getting the Jews to come back to Israel after 70 years of Exile in Babylonia and Persia and to rebuild the Temple. And you know what? The Jews didn't come. They ignored his call. They were quite comfortable in America, I mean Persia J. They were happy to send donations and contributions, don't get me wrong, but really? Israel? Aliya? The Temple? We'll come visit on our vacation time. But we have Torah and Yeshivos and schools and our community here. In the words of Rabbi Yehudah Halevi the author of the Kuzari who describes that period.
"Alas, King of Kuzar, you have exposed my point of disgrace! Indeed, this sin prevented the fulfillment of that which God had destined for the Second Temple… For Divine Providence was ready to rest upon [the Jews] as at first, if they had all willingly heeded the call and returned to Eretz Yisrael. However, only a minority took heed, while the majority–including the most prominent among them–remained in Babylonia, acquiescing to exile and bondage, just so that they would not have to part with their dwellings and businesses… If we would be prepared to draw near to the God of our forefathers wholeheartedly, He would save us as He saved our ancestors in Egypt. But since that is not the case, our utterances of “Who restores His presence to Zion,” etc. are like the chirping of the birds, for we say these things without proper intent. (Kuzari 2:24)"
The fast of Ezra is the fast of the complacency of the Jews. We didn't heed the call. We didn't see the opportunity.
Similarly, the 8th of Tevet when the Torah was translated. The Jews heralded it as a great thing, a miracle! Now our neighbors can read and learn about us. Now our own children will be accepted into Greek culture, gymnasiums and universities. The UN will smile upon us. We are a nation like every other one. Our Torah is an accepted religious book and they might even start lighting Menorahs in their Greek White Houses next to the other "traditional" winter holidays. The Jews, failed to see that this was the beginning of the end. The Torah lost its neshoma, its soul. The headlines the next day blared "We have made it!" what we didn't realize was that we had really lost it.
Which brings us to today, the tenth of Tevet. It was a regular day in Jerusalem. Everyone clicked on their news apps and whadaya know? The king of Bablylonia has laid siege on Jerusalem. Oh well. Any missiles fall? No. Any injuries? No. Ahhh.. Baruch Hashem Thank God! I guess that's just life in Israel. We should really hold new elections for a new king that will do something about these pesky attacks and sieges. Now back to work. The restaurants and stores all remained opened. Life continued… for the next THREE YEARS! And it got worse and worse. And we seemed to have failed to hear the message. To see the impending doom. We had too much faith that "Jerusalem will never fall" Hashem will never let us lose the temple and the holy city. He needs us as much as we need Him. We continued to eat our danishes….
And then it happened; The 17th of Tamuz, Tisha B'Av and the even the fast of Gedalia. It was over. We are without a home. The prophet tells us that we should remember "this very day". The day we didn't listen. A day that looked and seemed like any other. Write it down and remember that there are no simple days in Israel, not while the Temple is destroyed. Listen for the messages and the cries of Ezra for us to come home, to stop assimilating and looking to the world for light. If the only way we'll wake up is to even take away our chulent on Shabbat- so be it. Stop eating and start fasting. We need that return. We need to hear the call to fix the problems and to start repairing the fighting and lack of commitment to Hashem, His Torah and His land. We need to stop chirping like birds and start meaning and acting on the hopes and dreams of all of our ancestors. That's why we are not eating today and that's why we are not yet home yet.
This week, the book of Bereishis concludes with Yaakov and Yosef's last request to be taken out of Egypt and buried in the land of Israel. The reason was to remind all of their generations. We need to come home. Next week we begin the Book of Exodus, redemption. May it truly herald in the final redemption. I don't want to fast another day. I want all of us finally home.
Have a Shabbos Chazak,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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The Young Israel of Karmiel would like to wisha a Mazel Tov and warm welcome home to our dear friends, Rabbi Lenny and Lonnie Oppenheimer on their Aliya this week to Karmiel.
We are so excited for you and are so happy that you have finally fulfilled a lifelong dream-your persons have now joined your lev here in the mizrach!
May you have an easy klita.
Welcome home!
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Ganveh nit un fast nit.” Rob not, repent not

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q.   The Samaritans do not observe:
A. Rosh haShana (New Year)
B. Yom haKipurim (Day of Atonement)
C. Hanukah
D. Sukkot (Succoth; Feast of Tabernacles)

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/yesimcha - my Yesimcha Composition on this weeks Torah portion Of Yackov blessing Ephraim and Menashe- Beautiful song!! Like it!!

https://youtu.be/dR3wDdK5NCc  - moving song for a special bar mitzva- an Abie Rottenberg one I never heard.

https://vimeo.com/248680242  – cool Chasidic Woman Judge Rachel Frier interview

https://youtu.be/7pTpdY6_oBY  - Simcha Leiner newest song Ribon HaOlam. nice

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

The Parsha which discusses the death of Yaakov and his last words and messages to his children, is appropriately connected with the last will and testament of Dovid Hamelech and his instructions to his son Shlomo. Just as Yaakov appoints Yosef his first born granting his two children a double portion, Dovid as well with many children appoints Shlomo to be his successor. Dovid’s final message to his son. One would think that the final messages Dovid would have would be inspirational and meaningful, as one would think that Yaakov’s would. Yet both of them use the opportunity to strengthen their descendants with the missions in life they must fulfill. While Yaakov’s “blessings” are more cryptic, Dovid’s are pretty explicit. He wants Shlomo- the man whose name really means peace and completion to pick up the loose strings from Dovid’s life and right the wrongs. They include killing Yoav, Dovid’s general that went behind Dovid’s back and tried to appoint Adoniyahu as king. To avenge the shame that Dovid received at the hand of Shim’i Ben Gera who mocked and cursed Dovid when he was fleeing from his son Avshalom and to pay back with kindness the supporters of Dovid from the Barzilai family.
Those are Dovid’s final words, yet it is all based on the premise that Shlomo should be strong and “be a man”. Follow the mitzvos, keep the covenant and send the message to the people that there is a judge and justice in the world. Similarly Yaakov, the Torah commands his children after the blessing. Although the Torah doesn’t tell us what the command was, later on the brothers tell Yosef, that the command was that they should forgive him and provide for them. We Jews are responsible for one another. Perhaps that is the message are giving us that we should contemplate as we look towards the end of our lives.

Dovid Hamelech (907-832 BC)- Our sages tell us that when it was time for Dovid HaMelech to die the Angel of Death came for him. Dovid was studying Torah all day and night each Shabbos when Dovid was meant to die, and the Angel couldn’t take him. So he rattled some trees in the garden and when Dovid was disturbed from his learning and went to go see what the noise was, he fell down a stairs and died. The day of his passing was Shavuot and he was 70 years old.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The Binding of Yitzchak  1677 BC – This is the story where our connection to Jerusalem and the Temple Mount begins. Hashem appears to Avraham in Chevron and tells him that he should take him to the Mountain that he will show him and there he should bring him up as an offering to him. They went for three days and he saw the place from a distance. Avraham turned to his lads-Eliezer his servant and Yishmael- and told them to remain there while he goes up with Yitzchak to the Temple Mount until they return to him. The rest of the story is history. An angel appears tells Avraham to stop, he slaughters a ram that is caught in some brush and we blow the shofar every Rosh Hashana since then to commemorate this critical act that engrained in our people the ability to be willing to give our lives for the will of Hashem throughout generations.
Where is this mountain? Well the road from Chevron to Jerusalem is really not three days. So it’s kind of difficult to place it exactly in the timeline. Although if Avraham was coming from Beer Sheva that might be more reasonably the time frame. It does say right before this story that Avraham lived many days in the land of the Plishtim.
Yet seemingly the first place to really see the Temple Mount when coming along the road of our forefathers from Chevron is in Neve Daniel. There’s a nice lookout point over there at the highest mountain going up to Jerusalem and on most days with visibility you can see the Temple Mount. Its really pretty cool to be standing there and reading the Biblical story and imagining Yishmael and Eliezer awaiting the return of Avraham and Yitzchak. Interestingly enough Yitzchak does not return as he goes down to the Negev. It is only years later that he is reunited with Yishmael as he returns to meet his wife. Rivka and go back home after his mother’s death.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FOOD JOKES OF THE WEEK
Patient:Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a pastry-based dessert!
Doctor:Well, this is a sur-pies!

My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast
Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.
He got angry at the Italian chef and gave him a pizza his mind.
The father who worked as a baker was a real breadwinner.
A baker always put too much flour in his bread because he was a gluten for punishment
The baker had ten children and there was always a bun in the oven.
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The Yo-Yo Diet Guide to the Jewish Holidays
Rosh Hashanah - Feast
Tzom Gedalia - Fast
Yom Kippur - More fasting
Sukkot - Feast
Hashanah Rabbah - More feasting
Simchat Torah - Keep feasting
Month of Heshvan - No feasts or fasts for a whole month. Get a grip on ourselves.
Hanukkah - Eat potato pancakes
Tenth of Tevet - Do not eat potato pancakes
Tu B'Shevat - Feast
Fast of Esther - Fast
Purim - Eat pastry
Passover - Do not eat pastry
Shavuot - Dairy feast (cheesecake, blintzes etc.)
17th of Tammuz - Fast (definitely no cheesecake or blintzes)
Tish B'Av - Very strict fast (don't even think about cheesecake or blintzes.)
Month of Elul - End of cycle. Enroll in Center for Eating Disorders before the High Holidays arrive again.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S SHABBOS CARTOON OF THE WEEK


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Answer is C – Now even if you if you didn’t know this answer it’s quite easy to pick out by process of elimination. You know the old Sesame street song “Which of these things is not like the other?” So here that is quite easy, as Chanukah is the only holiday that is non-biblical, and really post-Shomroni period. The Samaritans are a really small group of people- less than a 1000 of them- that live in Israel, by Mt. Gerizim, in the Shomron-West Bank, not far from Shechem. And in Holon. In ancient times they were a very significant force. They claim to be the authentic Jews- From the tribes of Ephraim and Menashe. The Talmud though suggests that were non- Jews that converted under questionable circumstances known as Kutim. Regardless. When we came back to Israel after the destruction of the first Temple, they were here and they made us tzoris. Their religion which they claim to be “authentic” Judaism revers Mt. Gerizim as the holy mountain of Hashem and that is in fact their 10th commandment. The disdain Rabbinic Judaism and therefore Chanuka is not celebrated by them, neither is Purim for that matter.on to them...