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Friday, May 16, 2025

Jew-Lagged- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 16th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 27 18h of Iyar 5785

 

Parshat Emor- Lag Ba'Omer

JewLagged

 

It's Lag Ba'Omer. The 33rd day of the Omer count. There are bonfires all over the country. Meron is swamped. It's perhaps the only holiday that seems to have been added to the Jewish calendar and accepted by all since the times of the second Temple, when the story of Chanuka took place. As well it seems that this is the only holiday that is about a person. Jews generally don't make Saint this day or that day. That's the other team. Moshe Rabbeinu doesn't have a holiday on his yartzeit when he passed. Neither does Avraham Avinu, Aharon Ha'Kohen doesn't either despite the fact that everyone loves him and the Torah even tells us when he passed away (Rosh Chodesh Av). Yet, Reb Shimon Bar Yochai who lived after the destruction of the second Temple seems to be the anomaly. We celebrate his yartzeit, hundreds of thousands visit his grave this week. In fact Meron is the second most visited site, after the Kotel, in Israel. It's wild. It's strange. Some might even claim it’s a distortion of our religion. Afterall until the Ari"zl 500 years ago no one even really knew where he was buried or came to his grave. Bonfires, bows and arrows, picnics, songs praising him… what religion is this?

 

Now for those that are skeptics and that claim that this is all brand new, and "only" a custom of the great kabbalist of the Ar"I… I'd be careful before discounting the AR"I customs. I mean that would mean throwing out your hakafos and dancing on Simchas Torah, your Tu B'shvat fruit and Friday night Kabbalat Shabbos service as well. We're all practicing ARI Judaism for a while now. So don't be so quick to write it off. In fact the era of the Ar"I is really a turning point in our history that according to many has brought us into the new Messianic era.

 

 His teaching of the secrets of Kabbala which to a large degree is sourced in Rebbi Shimon's revealing those secrets to mankind, and bringing them down from heaven, moved our nation from being one that is developing the Torah and its study from being an intellectual, legal, ethical and historical work and a life occupation to one that is revealing and tapping into the essence of our soul, our hearts and connecting spiritual worlds to our own. It started with Reb Shimon, it was brought to the masses with the ARI and then it continued to develop with his students, with chasidut and even with the philosophy of the Gaon. Until it comes to its final destination… A bunch of Breslavers jumping up and down on a graffiti painted van to retro music and laughing, little kids getting haircuts, Sefardim slaughtering sheep and thousands of American chasidim and some rich guys from Lakewood paying lots of money for permits and drivers to get them in to the grave. And that's during a war with missiles and sirens going off. Sing with me now… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai… Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai…

 

Hey, as a tour guide that got to take some of those Lakewood guys in a slow year… I'm not complaining. In fact Yom Yerushalayim is coming up, if any of you Zionists out there feel that same passion as the chasidim and Lakewood guys to celebrate that holiday and come on in… I'm happy to take you as well. Although from the weak Atzamaut turn-out, I'm not banking on it. Maybe you guys figured voting for the WZO was enough. It isn't. You've gotta come here to be a Zionist. Alimony checks to Israel during a war and some helmets and vest donations for our soldiers are just polite ways of saying take my money and leave me alone here with my meatboards and Chafetz Chaim Heritage videos. Until a week or so ago, you may have even felt Baruch Hashem here we have a medina of chesed and Donald Trump… a true ohev Yisrael… But those meetings in Qatar are getting even you nervous already. Bibi's golden beeper doesn't match up to a half a billion dollar plane, or the purchase of 160 F16 planes by them. It's getting scary watching Esau and Yishmael hold hands and join forces. To quote Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai… you can't trust the Romans… Everything they do is for their own good. It's for tarrifs, its for money, it's for their honor and ego…The other Rabbis didn't see it. They celebrated the Romans new pro-Israel government and were happy that the old Biden/Kamala and Titus and Vespasian ones were out. But eventually, Reb Shimon's warning and what was considered radical and politically incorrect keen Torah perspective became apparent to all. Pay attention to what Rabbis that live near Meron tell you… By the way Meron is 15 minutes from my house…

 

Yet there's something deeper about Rabbi Shimon and Lag Ba'Omer this time of year that struck me as I was driving around my Lakewood guys. Eretz Yisrael is really a beautiful and amazing country. You really have to live here to appreciate it. As we drove through the glorious hills and valley we passed fields and fields of wheat being ready to be cut, of new fruit trees ripening, of barley fields already cleared. It struck me because I had just started reviewing this week's parsha and I read about how all of our holidays revolve around agriculture. After Pesach we enter the Omer period of cutting the barley, Shavuos is the time of the cutting of the wheat and thr first fruits being brought to Jerusalem. Sukkos is the time of the harvest. Our holidays aren't about historical events and certainly not about remembering the past events, besides maybe Pesach. Rather they're about living in the here and now. They're about looking at the fields, the earth, the blessing Hashem gives us and bringing that back to Him. Celebrating those gifts with Him. It's about bringing us together.

 

The word the Torah uses for holiday is a Moed- which literally translated is an appointment. Hashem is up there. We are down here. We don't really see each other much. Once again, Rabbi Shimon in one place disputes Rebbi Yishmael, and states his radical opinion that one should study Torah all the time and not even work for a living. Because if someone is busy planting, plowing, winnowing, reaping and harvesting all day… Torah ma te'hei alaeha… vuz vet zein mit Toirah… when will he ever learn? When will he ever meet Hashem? Fascinatingly enough though in another source, Rabbi Shimon seemingly contradictorily writes that one can fulfill their obligation of being engrossed in Torah all the time, with the mere recitation of Shema once in the morning and evening. The Chasam Sofer explains these two opposite as one refers to the people living outside of Israel and one is for those in Israel. Which would you guess is which?

 

He writes that in Israel, one who works the ground, the field, the land is already connected.

He doesn't need Torah. He's doing Torah because he's working the land of Israel. He's taking the gift of Hashem to us and building a home for the two of us, to be together all the time. It's more important than Torah. It's like putting on tefillin. (his words!). In fact it's not only farming, but anything that improves and builds that home is a mitzva of such a high level, that Rebbi Shimon feels that one doesn't even have to study Torah. Just say Shema in the morning and evening and working in Eretz Yisrael is your Torah for the rest of the day. It's your fulltime connection. It's a life of Mo'ed.

 

Jews in the diaspora, that don't merit to live in the house and land of Hashem. That don't get to experience being together with their God. For they live in a land where they are as if they have no God. (not my words…). So they have to call for an appointment. They have to study Torah and should never work, because their work is not godly. It's not a mitzva. It's building fat fancy Torah buildings, Shuls, Yeshivos and Chesed organizations in a place where our heavenly spouse/Father/Creator doesn't want us to live. Because it's too far from Him. Its land doesn't connect you to Him. The fields, the nursing homes, the construction projects don't sing the song of Shavuos, of omer, of Rebbi Shimon…

 

Rebbi Shimon it seems felt the way that I do as he drove around the country. In the Sifri he writes

Why is Israel called "Teivel" (a spice or mixture)? Because it has the flavor and taste of everything, as opposed to all the other lands which all have one flavor and each country doesn't have what the other one does. Eretz Yisrael, though is a land that is lacking nothing. Eretz  Yisrael is

"lo sechsar kol bah- it lacks nothing and contains everything…"

 

As he drove with his Lakewood guys through the land he pointed out the window and told his students. Do you know why Israel has hills and valleys? Because in a valley one can only plant in the area of the valley, but on hills one has up and down and all around as well. He noted to them as well how in each tribe's portion they have crops and each one has individual and unique tastes and flavors. It's a land that's lacking in nothing. The wines of the Galile are different than those of the Golan, of the hills of Yehuda. Rebbi Shimon was tour guiding them. He was passionate about this holy land. Because he understood that this was home sweet home, that Hashem had gifted us and the more we enjoy and praise that home, the closer our relationship is with Hashem.

 

But it's even deeper than that. The purpose of mankind, Reb Shimon reveals is to that we are souls and bodies. Our soul comes from above, our body from the earth. Every nation has it's earth from which it was formed. The DNA of Bnai Yisrael is from the earth of Eretz Yisrael. Our jobs, our creation, our life mission is to raise up that earthliness of our bodies from the ground and make a bridge to the heavens. We're not supposed to just be spiritual beings. We're meant to be Shabbos beings.

 

 In six days, Hashem created the world and on Shabbos he created rest. He made creation holy. He blew His spirit of spirituality into the world. Rebbi Shimon was hiding from the Romans for 12 years. He studies Torah, he becomes elevated. He is removed from the Creation. He becomes one soul with Torah and Hashem. When he comes out, he can't understand why anyone would be busy planting or doing anything besides Torah. So he goes back in for one year and comes out again and it's Erev Shabbos. He sees a Jew running with Hadassaim in honor of Shabbos. He gets it. He sees that the real function is to enjoy the physicality of the world and raise it up to Hashem. Each Jew finding his portion, his Shabbos in this world. His piece of land in Eretz Yisrael. Rebbi Shimon, the Kabbalists tell us is bechinas Shabbos. He is on one hand holy of holies. On the other hand he is the one who finds that spark in each Jew and urges us to shine it out. To create one big light. One big bonfire. To create our own holiday for Hashem in his honor. To unite all of us in one gigantic flame of song and praise, for our portion in this world, in this land. It's not Yerushalayim. It's Meron. It's our portion that is uniting with Hashem's in a blaze of glory.

 

This year we leave Meron and enter Shabbos. The light of Rebbi Shimon is shining in each of us. It is calling for us to come home. It is calling for us to find our place in the land. To be complete Jews that can only truly express and find themselves when they are home. It's a made-in-Israel, holiday that is the most recent addition. It's interesting after the Parsha mentions all of the holidays, it mentions the mitzva of the lighting of the ner tamid- the eternal flame. It's a mitzva, Rashi notes that's mentioned already, almost literally word for word. Yet it's brought down here again by the holidays mysteriously and repetitively. There are some that see that as a reference or hint to the holiday of Chanuka, but on a deeper level this eternal flame is really Rebbi Shimon's bonfire. The most recent addition. It's not a mitzva of eight days. It's a daily fire. It's Reb Shimon's flame. The next verse and mitzva is of the 12 loaves of bread. Do you know when they are changed. Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos- Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos. Each Shabbos. Rebbi Shimon is Shabbos. It's holy of holies. It's eaten by Aharon. Aharon is the unity of the Jewish people. We are the bread of Hashem. Fire and bread. Our flame and the loaves that we planted, we grew, we harvested and bring to Hashem. The heaven and earth unite. The covenant of Hashem and us that is eternal is fulfilled.

 

May the light of Rebbi Shimon continue to bring the healing to the world. May we merit to shine and find our place around his big bonfire. The 32 days before lag Ba'omer represent the lev, the heart in gematria. The next 17 remaining are Tov. Good. May that goodness and tov bring us to Mashiach by Shavuot.

 

Have a firey Shabbos and a Lag Samayach!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Dos land brent un di bobe tsvogt zikh.- The country's on fire and grandma is washing her hair.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

18. According to the New Testament, the tax collector climbed a sycamore tree located in the city of

______

Why did Herod build Sebastia?

A. Due to its location on the network of roads and its potential for

international trade

B. To better control the Samaritan areas in the Land of Israel

C. To develop agriculture in the central Samaria region

D. Because he considered himself the successor to the kings of Israel,

Omri and Ahab


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai    -   Lag BA'Omer isn't complet without my Bar Yochai compsotion. Thank you Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAq6tSlPuY  – loving this new Lag Ba'Omer song Yivatel great video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBzHviRk7c  - The Cave--- Alex Clare… Don't know what to say…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P4RQzMZKNw  – I don't know why I just love the peacefulness of this Shabbos classic Kol Mekadesh by these Daati guys…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPrWNSz1alk – Was looking for this classic Rabbi Akiva V'Ahavta YBC song and fell on this spoof instead…. The song is good.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


589 BC -Broken Pots and Yokes Prophecies of Doom- The cards have been dealt. The prophecies have been given. The Talmud tells us that for years there was a bas kol that told Nevuchadnezzar to destroy the Temple, but that he hesitated to do. Finally in the ninth year of Tzidkiyahu's reign he headed over to Iran/Bavel to bring Nebuchadnezzar his tribute. There the Talmud tells us he shared a meal with him and saw Nebuchadnezzar fressing like a dog… in traditional barbaric Babylonian way. He had blood all over his face, and Tzidkiyahu was disgusted. It was then that he headed back to Jerusalem and made the decision to rebel against him.


At the same time that this was happening, there were other nations that were also beginning to rebel against Iran. Egypt raised it's head as did Tzur in Lebanon and even some place in Amon and Jordan. Perhaps it was this sense of the weakening of Tzidkiyahu and the inconceivable concept that Hashem would actually destroy this Temple and his nation that led to his rebellion. There were false prophets that assured him that all would be alright. His security cabinet assured him that the walls of Jerusalem were powerful enough to hold them back. According to the Midrash there were even strong men that could hurl the catapults back at the Babylonians. Yes, it seems we had Iron Domes back then as well. So with all of that being said, Tzidkiyahu rebels and Nevuchadnezzar is not a happy camper.


On the tenth of Tevet He sends his army to surround and siege Yerushalayim. The first of the four Temple destruction fast days starts annually on this day. According to the Halacha this fast would even be fasted in Shabbos if it fell out that way (which it doesn’t) Something that even Tisha B'Av doesn’t do, because in some way this is the most harsh of the fasts. The reason the commentaries explain is because, we ignored the signs. Daily life continued despite the siege. No body was killed. We thought we would win. We didn't get the destruction was coming. We didn't repent. We didn't listen to the prophet Yirmiyahu who advised against this. We fast to wake ourselves up, to  remember the mistakes of the past and to learn from them. The destruction has begun, and the Jewish people were still clueless. It will take three more years, but the writing on the wall started with this siege.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FIRE AND LAG BA’OMER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Reb Shimon survived in a cave for 12 years on carobs and a spring… For most youth today the biggest problem would be that there's no wifi service.

 

Why did Reb Shimon only have carobs and spring water for 12 years in cave? Because he Uber Eats Door Dash guy didn't know how to find "under spiritual rock, near the Shechina…" (should've taken me as their tourguide)

 

Reb Shimon wrote the whole Zohar while in hiding…. Imagine if he would've had whatsapp and cell service…

 

!2 years in a cave and Reb Shimon didn't complain once, meantime we can't make it through a trip to visit his grave in his memory without a million complaints about the Israeli government and cursed Tziyonim…. What a tikkun for his neshoma..

 

When he came out of the cave the Talmud tells us he burned people up with eyes. My Rabbi does that every time I pull out my phone during Torah reading to check my E-mail…

 

Yankel, the new beggar in town comes to the Rabbi of the community to ask him for help.

"Everything I had and owned, Rabbi, was lost when my house burned down recently in a raging fire. I've nothing left but the clothes I’m wearing."

"Do you have a letter from your own rabbi attesting to this fire?" Rabbi Goldman asks.

"Yes, I did have such a letter, but unfortunately, that was also lost in the fire."

 

At the local Talmud Torah School they brought in a fireman to talk about safety before Lag Ba’Omer. He brought some visual aids with him including a smoke detector. The fireman pressed the button to demonstrate and asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

Little Moishie immediately raised his hand and said, "It means my Abba is cooking dinner."

 

Children to Pinocchio “Would you like to celebrate Lag Ba’Omer with us?

Pinocchio “But I don’t have any branches or wood?”

Children- :)))))

Pinocchio- :(((((((

 

And finally favorite of the week

So the Breslaver was standing by the grave of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai and he was pouring out his heart and was overheard saying "Rebbe Shimon, I need a salvation and I promise that if you help I will mention you and add you to my prayers on Rosh Hashana in Uman by Rebbe Nachman, and by Reb Shayaleh…

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  And… we're back to another hard question that I probably would've skipped. X-ianity is not my thing, although some bubbeh maysehs stuck with me. This one didn't, the reason is because the answer is Jericho and we never toured there with my course, as it's Area A and We can't go there. The second part I also got wrong. I guessed it was because he wanted to be like Ahav and Omri- although Ahav was really more in Jezreel. However the correct answer was B about consolidating Samarian support. So I got this one entirely wrong and thus the new score is Rabbi Schwartz 11 Ministry of Tourism 7 on this exam so far. Oy….

Friday, May 5, 2023

Temba's Hope- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 5th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 29 14th of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Emor

Temba’s Hope

Temba’s Temba’s mother was a slave. Well, a maid/housekeeper to be more political correctly accurate. It was South Africa in the 1950’s and her mother and her mother and her grandmother all had worked for Mr. Armstrong the plantation owner and his ancestors for generations. Temba, was raised together playing with Armstrong’s kids. Armstrong wasn’t a racist and in fact was quite a generous and kind owner. He would even give his children's old clothing and toys to Temba to wear and play with. He had no problem with his boys playing with Temba. It was only as they got older and started to go to school that things got a bit sticky.

 

See, Temba was a bright kid. He loved to read and he loved knowledge and learning about the world. He wanted to make something out of himself. Yet for slave children that wasn’t really an option. School cost money and slaves didn’t really have any of that. His mother made a few dollars a month and their whole family lived in a small hut without running water on the plantation where the Armstrongs had their estate. It wasn’t anything personal. It was just the way that it was.

 

It took some time for Temba to work up the nerve to talk to Mr. Armstrong and ask him for the request of his heart. He had already gobbled up all of the school books that his friends had brought him home from school. He was thirsty. He wanted more. His dream was to go off to school and learn everything he could about the world. He wanted to create a better future for himself and his mother and siblings. So he prepared himself, practicing again and again his sales pitch to his mother’s employer/ owner. He took a deep breath. He found what he thought would be the perfect opportunity and he went over to Mr. Armstrong and asked him if he would consider helping him fulfill his dream. If he could give him a loan. If he could pull some strings. If he might find it in his heart to help Temba become the person he wanted to become; the person he knew he could be if only given the chance.

 

Mr. Armstrong though got a grimace on his face though for the first time. He was not playing ball. Temba was now a threat to him and his plantation. The last thing he wanted was that the children of his workers would seek better lives for themselves. He needed them as workers on his sugar cane farm. He had been a kind owner. Unlike his neighbors he even allowed his own children and his son Michael to become friends with Temba. Yet, the line ended here. Know your place and your future he told Temba. Go back to work. Forget about anything more.

 

Well, Temba wasn’t ready to accept that. Not long afterwards he hitchhiked for a few days making his way to the large city and got himself a job selling salt door to door. He stayed by families and he even slowly was able to pay for his own way in school. At age 21 he returned to the estate and pulled up with his 1960 English Triumph that he had just purchased for 2000 Rand. (those are those really cool “old fashioned” English sports cars). The driveway was only meant for guests of the mansion. White people. Temba didn’t care. He was free. He had made it and no one ever again would be able to tell him what he could and couldn’t do or become. There were over 50 slaves that were working there on the Plantation. Yet, Temba was the only one that broke free and made something of himself.

 

As he drove us around Johannesburg in his new beautiful VIP van, he proudly shared with us how his children were all educated and going to school. How he still had dreams that he hoped he would be able to achieve of one day seeing the world and traveling . The odds of ever realizing those dreams were and still are against him though in the corrupt country where unemployment stands at 45% for its black population and where homelessness, crime and drugs are rampant. {Incidentally that doesn’t stop the South African government from regularly condemning and boycotting Israel as an Apartheid State- talk about the calling the pot calling the kettle black- quite literally if you’ll excuse the pun}.Yet, that doesn’t stop him from dreaming for an even better tomorrow. And it only gives him even more inspiration to continue to work hard and to beat those odds and realize his dreams.

 

Temba’s story gave me a lot to think about. It wasn’t just him, it was the many that we met and talked to in Africa. As Americans or even Israelis that didn’t grow up in third world countries- and I know quite a few Americans that probably bristle as being thrown into the same group as Israelis, it’s hard to imagine that there are people still today that grow up without running water and flush toliets, or refrigerators and even roofs over their head. Most can’t even imagine not having wireless service for their smart phone for a few hours. Yet, there’s a whole continent full of them.

 

We traveled to Zambia, Botswana, South Africa and Zimbabwe (all in 10 days!) and it’s wild. How can it be that in the 21st century people are still living like this? How can it be that there is a nation and a world out that are living without hope or even prospects of a better future. What does that say to me about what I should never take for granted about my life? What do the blessings that I have and have been given demand that I do to share them with others that aren’t as privileged?

 

Am Yisrael is a nation of kindness and generosity. The Jewish State of Israel is perhaps one of the leading countries in the world in seeing itself as being the first responders when tragedies or natural catastrophes take place around the world. Earthquakes, Tsunamis, collapsed building in Haiti, in India in Africa around the world find the blue and white flag proudly waving over the medivacs of our Magen Dovid rescue responders and Hatzala and Zaaka teams. We are solving water crisises around the world and our alternative energy and technological solutions are bringing light to the darkest recesses and major problems and crisis that beset third world countries that don’t have the plenty that we do. "We’re there and we care" is the message that we are sending to the world. But to be honest on a personal level, I ask myself, is it really true?

 

Do I really care? Would I really do anything or even contribute anything? Would I shed tears or am I ever shook up when I read about volcanoes, hurricanes calamities and even wars and terror that hits countries that aren’t mine. Would I give money to starving children in Africa. Do I care enough to help provide a better future for them? To donate to their education. To go out there and teach them. To do what, the quite a few goyim that I met there in Africa on my trips, were doing. Taking a year or so off in order to teach, to be doctors, to be dentists, to help their construction and their planning.

 

I know the answer to all of the above is no. Leave that to the goyim. Leave that to the Reform Jews. To the Zionist secular government. Tzorchei amcha Yisrael are merubim. We have enough of our own problems and needs to take care of. Let them take care of their own. Why should I think or care about the Tembas of the world?

 

This week’s parsha of Emor begins with the laws of the Kohanim. Like much of the book of Vayikra which is in fact called the book of the Kohanim and deals with laws of sacrifices, at least the first part of the parsha is one that really doesn’t feel that relevant to most of us. It tells us about the holiness of a Kohen and the prohibition for him to become tamey-impure by having contact with a dead body or other things that make him tamey. It tells us about the blemishes that prohibit him from serving in the temple and finally it tells us about the pure state that he must be in to eat the teruma tithes and other holy sacrifices that are brought to the temple. Yeah, it’s all about things that are seemingly irrelevant to me.

 

I’m not a Kohen. As well I’m not one of these people that like to take pictures of food, or look at Instagram photos of what you ate for breakfast. At least food that I can’t or will never eat. Although I do post on my daily status different delicious Israeli hotel breakfasts and great restaraunts that I happen to be partaking of. But that’s because I’m eating it- albeit only a few bites, and because I want you to see it and take me as your tour guide so you can also partake. So frankly, though, if I’m not ever eating teruma or those special gifts of the Kohen- it doesn’t really interest me.

 

Yet interestingly enough there are two things that jumped out at me when reviewing this parsha. The first is that this whole series of commandments that seem to be specifically relevant to the Kohen, the Torah tells us that Moshe Rabbeinu specifically tells the Jewish people in it’s entirety these laws. This is despite the fact that when Hashem commands Moshe he only tells him to tell it over to Aharon. The parsha starts off

 

And Hashem said to Moshe to say to the Kohanim the children of Aharon and say to them…

It continues

And Hashem spoke to Moshe saying. Speak to Aharon saying…

And yet it concludes

And Moshe said to Aharon and to his children and to all of the children of Israel…

There’s a message there for us… for me… that’s more than just an Instagram picture of food I can’t eat. There’s something that I should be getting out of this lesson as well.

 

There’s another fascinating halacha that the Torah tells us as well about this holy food that seemingly I won’t ever be able to taste. That Halacha is that it’s not only me that can’t eat teruma and the gifts of the Kohen, Reb Chayim Kanievsky as well can’t eat it either. Neither could Rebbi Akiva or Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai or even Moshe Rabbeinu. We’re all considered zarim- strangers. We’re not holy enough to eat this kodesh-holy food of the Kohen. There is one stranger that can though. Do you know who? It’s Temba. Well, not exactly Temba, but it’s his mother and even him- if Armstrong would’ve been a Jewish Kohen. See the law is that any non-Jewish slave of a Kohen can eat this holy food. They’re holy enough. They’re holier than me. They’re more connected to Hashem. For them it is “lachmo- their bread”.

 

Even more amazing is that there can even be a situation where they can eat it and their master Kohen can’t eat it. For example if the Kohen is impure. Let’s say he bumped into a dead body or had relations with his wife and didn’t go to the Mikva. Well, Temba could sit down and have a delicious teruma and gifts of Kehuna breakfast, while The Kohen is munching on yesterdays leftover non-holy chulent. What is going on?

 

The answer it would seem is that our assumption is correct. Temba is holier and purer and more fitting to eat this teruma than we are. There’s a famous Rambam that every yeshiva student is taught, yet that being said there’s one important line in it that I never noticed before but that is seemingly ignored. The Rambam at the end of the laws of Shemitta and Yovel tells us that

 

“Not only the tribe of Levi, but any one of the inhabitants of the world whose spirit generously motivates him and he understands with his wisdom to set himself aside and stand before Hashem to serve Him and minister to Him and to know God, proceeding justly as God made him, removing from his neck the yoke of the many reckonings which people seek, he is sanctified as holy of holies…”

 

Generally this is understood and taught that any Jew can (and perhaps should) not work and just sit in Kollel and Hashem will take care of you. Fascinatingly enough though,  the Rambam’s wording does not limit this role and opportunity to Jews.

 

“Any one of he inhabitants of the world” includes Goyim. They are people too. They can become “holy of holies” like the Levi and Kohen. The Talmud even tells us that a gentile that studies Torah (at least the laws that are relevant to him of the 7 commandments and faith) is like a Kohen Gadol. What makes him so great and gives him the power to achieve things that even the average Jew can’t do? It’s not only a level of holiness by the way and it doesn’t even seem to be in the merit of the Kohen who has to support him. For a Jewish servant interestingly enough is not able to eat Teruma. Only a non-Jewish one. Only Temba.

 

The answer is an amazing idea. Do you know what this goy has over us? He was mevatel himself entirely to the Kohen. He has totally become a servant. His existence is that of being nullified and existing only for his master. A Jewish servant still has his only level of freedom. He will go out and be independent in a few years. Not so the non-Jewish slave. He is totally in. He is one with the Kohen. Now the Kohen himself as well is not independent. The Kohen himself eats from the table of Hashem. For the Kohen is Hashem’s portion. The slave of the Kohen then as well is at that table. He becomes one with Hashem. Even if the Kohen is not able to eat, the slave can eat. For the slave is plugged in and one with Hashem; the Master of his Master. He’s got his own invitation to the meal.

 

Ok. Powerful fascinating idea, Rabbi Schwartz, but again, how is this relevant to us. To me. For my dinner? The answer the Chasidic sefarim tell us is that the truth is that every meal that we eat, every bite that we take the Talmud tells us is also from the table of Hashem. The Talmud in Brachos tells us that it is forbidden for man to eat without a blessing for all of the food belongs to Hashem. He created and owns the heaven and earth and to eat from His holy table is forbidden as one is prohibited to eat from kodshim- holy food of the Temple.

 

 Brachos (35:A) “He who enjoys something without a blessing is as if he desecrated and had prohibited enjoyment from the sanctified food of the heavens.”

 

Yet after we make a blessing it is permitted to eat from it as Hashem has given it to us. The commentaries ask why does a blessing permit us to eat from the Holy Temple and sanctified food of Hashem? We’re not Kohanim. Only they can eat kodshim. They answer that the reason is because each time we make a blessing do you know what we say? Well I know that you know what we say. But did you ever think about what we say? We say

 

Baruch Ata Hashem Elokeinu MELECH HA”OLAM… We have blessed Hashem and stated that He is the King of the world. We have made him our King. We have made ourselves as His slaves. His servants. And if we are the servants of Hashem then we can eat the food because we are the servants of the King. We are His Tembas. We have a seat at the table. We are Kinyan Kaspo -His heavenly chattel.

 

But do you know how that works? It works if we recognize that Hashem is not just the King of me, rather that He is the King of Temba too. He is the King of the world. He is the King of Africa, of Haiti, of Timbuktu as much as He is the King of Lakewood, Boro Park and Bnai Brak. He is Melech Ha’Olam. And I His servant am dedicated to shining His light and kingdom to the entire world. To the darkest recesses and jungles of Africa. Because the whole world is His. And I, the nation of Israel were selected to be His nation and kingship of “Kohanim” to the entire world. Not just the tribe of Levi, but all of us have the opportunity to shine the light and truth of Hashem with the world. His Kingship won’t be complete and I won’t be doing my job as His faithful servant unless that is at least minimally in my consciousness. Unless that’s where I want His light to shine until.

 

Temba told me that his name in Afrikaans means hope. Hatikva. If there is one thing that perhaps was a result of ruach ha’kodsesh it was when the early non- religious Zionists that composed this song chose it as our antherm. I told Temba that is his name is the national anthem of the State of Israel. We are a nation of hope. Hope means that we haven’t realized our goal yet. Hope means that I have a dream that I wish to see realized. Hope means that as no matter how dark it gets there is a light that can still shine out and fill me with the vision of a better tomorrow.

 

This week we celebrate the holiday of Lag B’omer. We celebrate this holiday and commemorate the yartzeit of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai who was shone that hidden light in the Torah to the entire world in the darkest of periods. We remember the students of Rabbi Akiva who stopped dying on this day. Rabbi Akiva is most famout perhaps for his statement and song that we sing of V'Ahavata Le'Rayach Kamocha- this is the great principle in the Torah. Yet little known is the saying and response of Ben Azzai Rabbi Akiva's colleague to that statement. Zeh Sefer Toldos H'Adam hu klal gadol mizeh- these are the generatiopns of mankind is an even greater principle thatn that. It's not just about our friends. It's not just about oru fellow Jews our community. Our insititutions or even our countriy, Ben Azzai says. It's about mankind. It's about the descendants of Adam. It's the whole world.

 

Lag Ba'Omer is a day when a new light was born again. It was when the hope- the Temba, the Tikva of our nation rose from the abyss and began to build a new world. The period of the death of Rabbi Akiva’s student was the beginning of what our sages tell us is the era of Mashiach. The final 2000 years of the 6000 years of the world before the Shabbos of the 7th millenia comes in. This year of 5783 is the twilight of that year. The time is now. The servants are ready. It is time for the King to bring us all to His table.

 

 

Have a hearty Shabbos and light filled Lag Ba’Omer,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Gebroteneh teibelech flien nit in moil arein..” - Roasted teibelech  (?? I think it means crackers- I know what teiglech are anyone know what teibelech are? ) don't just fly in your mouth

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

20) The holiest structure in Sunni Islam is called:

Which of the following commands is one of the Five Pillars of Islam?

A) Jihad

B) alms

C) honoring one's parents

D) a pilgrimage to Jerusalem

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or59BFHAqfw   - Ari Goldwag’s Ashira Lashem Acapella

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_Af6CNF-g    -If there was ever a song about hope this Hebrew song by Berri Weber of a Holocaust survivor looking back is it. Eifo Kulam.. where are they all…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBvUIT_LtQ  – Ever hear Shlom Carlebach Acapelling it? Here you go…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OCYKvazHk   – Check out the game plan for Lag Ba’Omer in Meron this year…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

(sorry last week’s got cut off in the copy here’s the full column)

Floating Metal- 680 BC- With Geichazi the Metzora (this week’s parsha) being sent away, it seems that Elisha’s yeshiva went up in popularity. Lots of prophet students gathered to Elisha to study by him. It seems the Yeshiva was bursting at it’s seams to the point where the students approached  Elisha and asked to begin an expansion campaign to build a wider facility near the Jordan River. Elisha acquiesced and the campaign began.

 

Now back then an expansion campaign wasn’t about fund-raising or Charidy campaigns. It meant that the students actually did the work of chopping down trees and building the new structure. Not having much money, the even borrowed the tools to chop down the wood. And  wouldn’t you know it? Lo and Behold one of the students- who it seems was a bit of a shlemazel knocked off the bladed of his Axe and it went down down down the Jordan River.

 

 Now, I take tourists all summer long rafting down the Jordan- and yes, where I do it is the Upper Jordan River. I can tell you that it was more than a few times that they’ve lost glasses, water bottles, goggles, slippers or Crocs down the river. When that happens, you pretty much give up hope- although I’ve had some that have found them. But only by diving in immediately. The Jordan River today is about 2 % of the size that it was back then. You can imagine that there was no way you were getting that back. I’m standing today, by the Zambizei River in Zambia (I’ll tell you about that in a future upcoming E-Mail- don’t worry). There is no way- your finding an Axe blade that sinks in it.

Yet, if you’re a student of Elisha, you don’t have anything to worry about.

 

Elisha tells his servant to throw in a piece of wood and what do you know? WhadaboomWadda bing. The axe blade floated up and reattached itself. Now this miracle which was Elisha’s 12 (can you name the other ones we learned?) corresponds to Moshe throwing something in the water to make it better. As well it’s similar to Moshe raising up the bones of Yosef from the bottom of the Nile. There is nothing lost from Hashem. There’s an important lesson in this miracle for us. Sometimes we feel that something is beyind us. We’ve lost the skill and tools we need to accomplish what we need to do. Don’t worry. Throw what you have into the river and miracles can happen. Hashem will send you what you need. He only took it from you so that you will turn to him. That’s the lesson. That’s the miracle.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SLAVE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves? A MasterCard.

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master's degree.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

 

God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

 

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them. That ship has sailed.

 

What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market.

 

Did you hear about the Mexican slave trade? Wasn't a big deal at all, 'Til they offered buy Juan, get Juan free.

 

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

 

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard? With a pyramid scheme.

 

A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?"

Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.

 

An Egyptian task master fell down a wishing well, The Jewish slave was amazed, “ Cool!

I never knew they worked.”

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B –I believe I got this one right enough. The first part of the question, I knew was the mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. When I say got it right enough, it’s because that should be sufficient of an answer despite the fact that I didn’t know the name of the Mosque which I googled and found out is called Masjid El Haram or the Kaaba. I never know Muslim names of things. It’s all El Jazeera or Allah Aqbar to me. As far as the second part of the question, that I did know was alms- or tzedaka. Along with faith, prayer, fasting and Haj to Mecca their once in a lifetime pilgrimage, those are the 5 pillars of their faith. Jihad and Kibud Av didn’t make it to the final cut. SO got that for sure right. And so the score as of now  16 for Schwartz and 4 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…