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Friday, June 23, 2023

The True Stereotype- Parshat Korach /Chukas 5783 2023

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 23rd 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 37 4th of Tamuz 5783

 

Parshat Korach / Chukas

The True Jewish Stereotype

 It’s a conversation I have been having a lot lately with some of my tourists. It might be lashon hara… there aren’t too many Torah E-mails that afford you that opportunity. But I guess it’s something that is widely assumed so I’ll just throw it out there.  It usually starts out with this frustrated look. “What is it with these Israelis?” And then the litany of complaints and stereotypes all come out. They’re aggressive. They’re in your face. They have no idea about customer service. They’re always trying to hustle you. I usually cut them off at that point and say “Oh you mean they’re like New Yorkers?”

Now don’t get me wrong, I get just as frustrated as the other guy when  the taxi guy drops me off a block away from my house because he doesn’t want to have to turn around. Or when I come into the bank and they charge me to deposit money in my account- even when I use the ATM. Or when the guy who’s supposed to fix my car by yesterday hasn’t gotten around to it yet. He had a bar mitzva to go to instead. Or when… or when…. or when…

But that same Israeli stereotype-game is a dangerous one. See, because everybody will play it against you as well. Oh those chareidim they are such…. Oh those mizrachnikim are not even… Sefardim are like this, Ethiopians are like this Baal Teshuvas are like that and don’t get me started on those Lakewood guys… I know each chasid has one about the other chasidim  as well.  Satmar are like that Belz are like this Gerrers are soooo… and Lubvitchers.. don’t even ask… And those are just the religious Jews and stereotypes But even as an orthodox Jew as we look at those who are not observant we stereotype them; conservative, reform, liberals, unaffiliated reconstructiadox and whatever new denominations I haven’t been updated on.

 How do you feel like when you’re put in that box? Can you find yourself in any of these conversations? Are you a Boro Parker? No I’m from Flatbush. Not really Flatbush… Kensington. I’m not really a New Yorker, I’m from Monsey, from Tom’s River or Jackson- not Lakewood. I’m not really an out of towner I went to New York yeshivas. I’m not a typical BT- I was frum for many years. Yes, I’m from Passaic but I was actually raised frum and my parents were too.  You can’t even tell. The Sefardim are really the only ones that pretty much are good with their stereotypes. Yeah I’m Syrian, what do you wanna make of it?!

OK now that I’ve offended everyone, I want to tell you a little Rabbi Schwartz tour guide and Kiruv –Rabbi-who-has-lived-everywhere secret that I have learned from spending a lot of time with all types of Jews. Everyone is different and everyone is the same. What I mean to say is we all have our little nuances our own individual idiosyncrasies. We’re a little more or less like others that are similar us. But we’re all pretty much in the same boat. But to those that aren’t from “the tribe” guess what? They look at us all as exactly the same. Particularly and dangerously the ones that have always wanted to kill us. The Nazi’s didn’t discriminate what material your kippa was made out of or whether you wore one at all. Neither did the Cossacks, the Romans and shhhh a little secret neither will Hamas, Hezbollah or the Alt-right nutty shooter who will come into a synagogue not indifferent if it is a conservative one in Pittsburgh or a Chabad one in California. They don’t care.

This is because they really see the one thing that is true about all of us that we sadly don’t. Sit back for this one and hold on to your hat, yarmulke, shaitel or bald head for all I care. They see that we are all holy. Yup all of us. Religious, not religious, black hat, Satmar, unaffiliated, liberal, neo-con. We’re all the nation of Hashem. We all have that holy spark that can never be extinguished. And that is what they are out to smother out, whether they can verbalize it or are even conscious of it or not. And you know what they are right.

Now don’t feel bad if you don’t see that in all of us; if you feel that there are Jews out there, that putting them in the same sentence as the word holy, would make about as much sense as the words vegetarian and chulent in the same sentence would. You won’t be the first to miss that. In fact, none less of a figure than our greatest leader ever Moshe Rabbeinu might’ve missed that as well about us. Huh? Let’s take a look at the parshiyot and an incredible idea brought by quite a few of our sages and Rabbis and maybe even learn and be conscious of two descriptive words used in the Torah to describe our holy nation.

The two words that I am referring to are the words kahal and eida. Literally translated a kahal or kehilla is a gathering of people while eida is generally translated as a congregation, which if you think about it really is people congregating or getting together. The difference though, Rav Charlap in his monumental work Mei Merom notes, is that kahal is a joining together of individuals they are defined by their gathering.  Eida on the other hand comes from the word eid-to testify or a witness. It is l’olam va’ed it is eternal. It is od-more than the sum of all of the parts. When the Jewish people are described as a kahal we are a rabble whereas when we are an eida we are not individuals anymore we are identified as a whole that bears witness to the define spark and the light and power we all share to reveal Hashem in the world.

For most of the book of Shemos and prior to our receiving the Torah the term for the Jewish people as a whole was am Yisrael- the nation of Israel. After Mt. Sinai and most notably in the book of Bamidbar we find more and more this issue and concept of the Jewish nation becoming the eida. The book of Bamidbar begins with the mitzva to count the heads of adat Yisrael. The portion that describes the spies that were sent out tells us that they returned with their report to the eida of the fearful challenge that the conquest of Israel would entail. If we would’ve revealed the spark of Hashem in each of us we could’ve done it no problem. But instead the eida cried. We didn’t see ourselves as such. And thus Hashem wanted to destroy us. He would rebuild the eida from Moshe. But after Moshe talks Hashem down it is only spies that become their own eida. In their deaths and the deaths of all of those that mourned with them in the wilderness. There would be a testimony still. The next generation will enter the land and be the eida in their place. The testimony would continue. It is after-all eternal

It is no wonder that this story finally brings us to this week’s parsha, for those of you diaspora Jews that are still waiting to come into the land, where this concept of eida and kahal come up once again. Korach tells Moshe if indeed we are all holy and all one eida then why is there a need for Kohanim/ priests. He organizes the ‘kriei eida’- literally the most notable of the congregation but the term also represents the essence of the fight. We are all ‘kriei haeida’-called eida. We are all equal testifiers. ‘Kol ha’eida kulom kedoshim’- the entire assembly, every Jew is holy. Hashem is in us. Why do you view us as merely a ‘kahal Hashem’- a gathering of people that would therefore require a leader and a priest? Moshe once again falls on his face.

Moshe however speaks to Korach and his eida. This is Korach’s eida. This is not Hashem’s testimony. This is once again a separate congregation. You can either be the eida of Hashem and reveal his name by taking your place amongst the nation, or they will be the testimony, as the meraglim were, in their deaths. He implores them they were chosen from the eida. They can be the representatives of the eida. Don’t rebel against Hashem’s command. Hashem’s plan and command was that at this point it was meant to still work through Moshe.  We are not in Israel yet. The time is not yet ripe.

The rest of the story is Hashem removing the eida of Korach. They got swallowed by the earth. There can only be one testimony in this world. It is the eida of Hashem not Korach and not his eida. The eternal mitzva is given not to be part of Korach and his eida. They are part of the Torah and live in infamy crying ‘Moshe is true and the Torah is true’ from the ground below.

The eida rebels though they complain against Moshe.

Bamidbar(17:7)  Vayehi bhikahel ha’eida- and it was when the congregation gathered on Moshe and Aharon and they turned to the ohel moed- the tent of the assembly. And behold the glory of Hashem appeared… Hashem said to Moshe and Aharon remove yourself from this eida and I will destroy them in an instant!

It is all about the eida. Will we be an eida of Hashem? If not then there is no point.. We cease to exist. We get chopped off in a plague. Aharon at the behest of Moshe takes the ketores incense that represents every type of Jew all the 31 11 flavors, from the sweet to the pungent and the plague stops. The epilogue of this story is with an eternal testimony-eidus lmishmeres- a testimony to safeguard. The staff of Aharon will blossom the other staffs did not and those staffs then become the eternal sign that we are all cut from a tree and we all have staffs to lead each tribe with, but all the tribes are part of the eida of Moshe and Aharon the Kohen. The holy eida of Hashem.

Which finally brings us to this week’s portion Parshat Chukat, read this week in Israel, which begins with the mitzva of the purity of Parah Aduma- the Red cow and then jumps ahead to the last devastating few months before we come to the land of Israel. The placement of this seemingly unrelated portion of the purity from coming in contact with death through the sprinkling of the ashes of the cow upon the impure, is not coincidental or bad editing. Neither is the title of the parsha, Chukas- a decree where an explanation isn’t given for it, nor, as Rashi notes, is one meant to search out a reason for the mitzva. The title is never just about the first mitzva, rather it is the secret of the entire parsha and perhaps of our entire journey in the wilderness and the essence of the Jewish people that we have been talking about.

The narrative after the parah aduma tells us poignantly that

Bamidbar(20:1) The children of Israel, the entire eida, came to midbar tzin on the first month and Miriam died there.

Rashi notes that the Torah in telling us that we are an eida at this point, and not merely saying that ‘the children of Israel came’, is telling us we are ‘eida hashleima’- we are complete. All those that were meant to die in the wilderness have died. We are ready to go into the land. The moment that Korach had foreseen had arrived. The time when we would finally enter the land as Calev and Yehoshua foretold, and we would reveal Hashem that is within us and our enemies would flee from us was ready to be realized. We were ready to become that holy testimony of Hashem.

There is a hitch though. With the dying of Miriam the water supply that came miraculously from their ‘traveling rock/ well’ comes to an end. The people are, rightfully so, concerned. They didn’t need a tour guide to warn them about becoming dehydrated. Moshe and Aharon however at this point miss the boat.

Bamidbar (20:6) And Moshe and Aharon come to the Ohel Moed from the presence of the kahal.

Moshe and Aharon, don’t see them as the perfect eida of Hashem. In their eyes, Rav Charlap suggests, they are still a kahal- a gathering. This is their mistake. Maybe it is PTKD that has stifled them. Post Traumatic Korach Disorder, of course. Hashem was surprisingly not angry at the people though this time. Because in fact the time was ripe. They were the people of faith. They were ready to graduate and be taught the next lesson. He thus tells Moshe, quite calmly

Bamidbar (20:7) gather the eida and take your staff you and Aharon and speak to the rock before their eyes and it shall give its waters. You shall bring forth for them water from the rock and give drink to the eida and their cattle.

If Moshe is meant to speak the rock, what is the point of bringing the staff? The answer is to show them that the staff will no longer be necessary, suggests Rebbi Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev. The point was to show them that as they enter the land and they take their role as the people of Hashem. They don’t need the staff. They don’t need Moshe. They don’t need miracle workers and intermediaries. They just merely need to reveal the spark of Hashem and tap into their inner holiness and the water will come forth from the rock naturally. The enemies that their parents were so fearful of when they spied out the land ‘sar tzilam’- they will lose their shadows. The lands that would eat up its inhabitants will flourish and produce just for them. We will have come home and the light of Hashem that each of possesses will shine out to the world.

But Moshe and Aharon didn’t get it.

Bamidbar (20:9) And Moshe and Aharon gathered the kahal- the gathering to the rock.

They didn’t see a perfect eida. A nation that was ready to bring out the testimony of Hashem to the world. They saw a rabble, They saw a kahal, a gathering. Israelis. And they spoke to them as you would to an Israeli, who you didn’t see the holiness inside of them

And he said to them ‘Listen now O rebels shall we bring forth water for you from this rock?

Reb Levi Yitzchak said, well of course if the Jewish people are not an eida then talking to the rock won’t work. It will only respond to nation that are there to reveal the testimony of the Creator to the world. The rock needs to be hit to produce water when we’re not seeing the holiness. If the nation feels that they are really rebels rather than a holy embodiment of Hashem in this world than the rocks won’t respond to our voices, our souls. And thus Moshe had to hit the rock. And the water came out and fed the eida. And Hashem then told Moshe and Aharon that they will not be able to bring the kahal into the land. Because that is what they saw them as; a gathering of different people with a shared religion and some great customs and some nasty habits, who like to kvetch a lot, but not a united testimony of Hashem in this world.

It is for this reason, by the way, why Esau/Edom does not let us into his land. If Moshe had been successful in using and teaching us that together we possess the power of the voice of Yaakov then we would overcome the sword of Esau. But Moshe still raised his hand to the rock.  He did not sanctify Hashem and teach them that lesson of faith that can be found in the entire nation as one. Esaud/Edom, thus responded that he was not scared of us. Moshe would not be bringing us into the land. The time when we actualize becoming the complete eida of Hashem was missed.

The Torah portion is called Chukas because it is the whole portion. It is something that is an incredible, almost unexplainable decree of Hashem. Each Jew is holy. We each share a spark that is pure and all of our sins, like the sin of the golden calf can be purified by the ashes of the mother cow. The baby has that spark of the mother inside of it. And the root, that DNA can always be traced back and purified from where it came. We all come from one tree. There are branches that fall off and there are leaves that need to even sometimes be pruned . But the tree is eternal. The entire congregation is the tree of Hashem. Each Jew has that holy spark. Each Jew has the power when we become that eida to bring forth water from a rock with his prayers. When he is part of his people. When he sees that every other Jew has that same connection he does. If we miss that about each other than we are missing the tree of life and the blossoming almonds that sprout up from us.

This past week was the yartzeit of the Lubavitcher Rebbe. I’m not a Chabad chasid. At times I was even against much of chabad’s actions and ideologies. However, there is one lesson, one teaching that he revealed and that has become the legacy he left over to the world. It is this lesson that every Jew is holy. Our nation will never become that eida which will herald in the Messianic era as long as there is one Jew left that has not been connected to our congregation. His life’s mission was bringing that message to every Jew. To tie them to Hashem with teffilin, That every Jewish woman should light that Shabbos candle and spark. That each Jew should reveal that love and bond we share rather than the differences that divide us. May we live up to that great legacy and may we finally become the adas Hashem, our Father has been waiting for.

Have an peaceful and holy Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

This week's Insights and Inspiration is sponsored by Reb Chaim Klein as a zechus and in loving memory of his grandfather Reb Dovid Shmuel ben Reb Moshe Yosef Z’L who’s yartzeit is the 8th of Tamuz this Tuesday. Reb Dovid Shmuel a holocaust survivor, was a tremendous Talmid Chocham, whom Reb Aharon Kotler himself enjoyed speaking with as he served as the cook for many years (after he had moved to the States from Eretz Yisrael where he served in the IDF as a cook and in Ponivizh Yeshiva!). He had a very popular restaratunt in Boro Park and was known for the Chesed and free meals he would provide for the needy as well as for Tomchey Shabbos.

May his neshoma have an aliya and may he continue to be a tremendous meilitz yosher for his family and descendants who hold is legacy and memory as a constant inspiration.

 

Tihei Zichro Baruch!

 

 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

““A groyse oylem, un nito eyn mentsch..”- A crowd of people, and not one real person among them.”

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

27) The site where Flavius Josephus surrendered himself to the Romans is called:

What characterizes the topographic structure of the central lower-Galilee?

A) mountain ranges and valleys

B) low rounded hills

C) spurs of basalt

D) a wide valley surrounded by mountains

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/good-shabbos - This song is really the one that you need to start off your every week with… Here it is again my Good Shabbis Good Shabbis Good Shabbis song…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ltx_lo13qA   Hamin HaSela Hazeh- An oldie from Aharon Razel

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHzHoDlJYLU  – Motty Illowitz looking for a world we all treat each other as equals.. beautiful Yiddish song andeerish

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSvjxsPEYdI  – Fantastic Classic old London Boys Concert… Mostly because Im singing the song Vechi Yadov Shel  Moshe (at 6:58) or more connected to this weeks portion vechi nachash meimis umechaye…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU0G5FiiFJ4The latest hilarious Bardak with surprise guest appearance of my good buddy… No spoilers… you have to watch to see… its worth it.. And everyone in the system here will laugh at their politically incorrect “Admissions Committee”

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Prophet Cries - 670 BCThe era of the Kings of Israel begins its downward spiral. After Yehoram’s meeting with the Shunamite woman when he heard of the miracles of Elisha, he still refuses to cave to him despite the salvations. Along with him the Jewish people follow, continuing the worship in the temples erected by Yehoram’s great great grandaddy Yeravam.ben Nevat. It escalates with Geichazi, our sages tell us, even encouraging this worship making the golden calves erected by Yeravam speak and fly magically.

 

Elisha tries to come after to Geichazi to return him to him after excommunicating him, but Geichazi flees to Aram which is modern day Syria. Elisha, though travels there after him where he has one of the most terrifying prophecies that we are told about. One that has him bursting out in tears and crying.

 

The King of Aram at that time was Ben Hadad. The truth is many of the kings in Tanach share the same name, in fact some say and explain that the names of the kings are really generic. There are a few Pharaohs of Egypt, a few Yavin’s of Chatzor a few Avimelechs of the Philistines and Gerar and Ben Hadad as well is a standard King name that some Syrian kings. Interestingly enough we find two Jewish Kings as well reigning at the same time as well with the same name the King of Yehudah after his death is Yehoram as well as the King of Yisrael in the North is Yehoram or Yoram the son of Achav. Neither were good Kings.

 

The King of Aram sends his general Chazael to ask Elisha if he would recover from the sickness he was suffering from. This was as well a black stain on the Jewish people and Kings. The goyim respected Elisha more than the Jews did. When he comes Elisha has this vision. He sees Chazael slaughtering Jews, men women and children and destroying our nation burning down our storehouse and killing them brutally by sword.

 

He tells Chazael cryptically that Ben Hadad will die and not recover from his illness, however he advises him not to tell him. Better let him live out his last days thinking he will live. Then he tells him that he will be King after him and that he is destined to do terrible things to our nation. Chazael denies that will ever happen, but he goes off and according to some opinions in our sages is the one that actually kills Ben Hadad smothering him with his blanket. The end is coming for the Jewish people and Elisha is the only one that seems to feel the pain of the upcoming horrors.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE AMERICAN JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

Signs you are in America

 

a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.

-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.

-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.

-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.

-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.

-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering

 

A recent Survey found that when the question was asked “what’s your opinion about the food scarcity in the rest of the world?” Each nation had its own response.

- Russia: “Opinion? What’s that?”

- Africa: “Food? What’s that?”

- Europe: “Scarcity? What’s that?”

- USA: “rest of the world? What’s that?”

 

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight. There would be mass confusion.

 

Why are so many americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school

 

What is the difference between Americans and IT support? Americans don't have troubleshooting.

 

Why do Americans go fishing with a gun? So they get the whole school.

 

Do u know why Hashem created wars? to teach Americans geography

 

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? An immigrant.

 

9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.

 

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!”

So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”

To which the attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”

The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”

He doesn't speak English" replies the husband.

 

President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon. Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.

 

True Story-On a recent trip to Washington, D.C.my friend overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son. "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Pentagon.

 

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

 

True story-“I’m American and I’m sick of people saying USA is the stupidest country in the world. Personally I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.”

 

 Another true story- An American tourist last summer asks me quite innocently: "It's the 4th of July tomorrow. How do you guys celebrate it here?" OYYY.. I love America.

 

 

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The answer to this week”s question is A  - Got this one right as well, despite the fact I don’t really tour Yodefat too much-although it’s a pretty great site many tell me. I guess I need to find to get back there and check it out. But it’s where Jospephus describes a Masada-like story where all his men were killed by one another (mercifully) rather than fall inhands of Romans. Lots were taken and he chose the last lot and rather than kill himself as he was supposed to do after killing the last ten men, he surrendered to the Romans in order to write the history books of the Jews. The story takes place in the central lower Galil which of course is called the galil because of the rolling hills and valleys that make up its topography. So another right one for me and the score now stands at 20.5 for Schwartz and 6.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far.

Friday, January 31, 2020

Tefillin Tour Guides- Parshat Bo 5780/ 2020


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
January 31st  2020 -Volume 10 Issue 15 5th Shvat 5780

Parshat Bo

Tefillin Tour Guides

I'm not a Chabad guy. My parents sent me to a month long Gan Israel sleepaway camp when I was 6 years old (that was only because they wouldn't take me when I was 5!) and that pretty much ruined me for decades. I hated camp. I hated my counselours. I hated that they woke us up to listen to live broadcasts of the Rebb's Farbrengenen in Yiddish which we didn't understand. And I hated that they had a picture of the Rebbi in every room and told us that he was watching us with his funny eyes that followed you across the room. I was not a Chabad fan, and my parents sent me there for 5 years (I guess until the age when normal camps take you in).

When I went to yeshiva and the whole messianic thing started I was even less of a fan. It was an excuse to take my latent Chabad un-fandom and make it religious zealotry. I was not polite about my feelings or jokes. It took decades until I chilled out a bit. Perhaps it was living all over the States and seeing and appreciating the great work and dedication that they do. It really wasn't though until I moved to Israel that I got an appreciation of the Torah of the Rebbi though. It was a funny a story.

There was someone that lived in my house when we were in Seattle who was a former Chabad guy. He had to leave suddenly and gifted me over a hundred of his Chabad sefarim that he wasn't planning on taking with him. They ranged from the early Rebbes stuff to Chabad halacha sefarim, storybooks and even music books, as well of course of all of the sefarim of the Rebbi's sichos weekly lectures. I wasn't really interested in them, but I'm kind of a bibliophile and I brought them with me when I moved to Israel. They sat in about 20 boxes on my roof for about 5 years until one day it all changed.

See, I had started going to a lecture of a Rabbi here that I enjoyed. That's really a rare thing because being a bit of a speaker-snob there's not too many people I can stand to listen to for more than a few minutes. The ones that I can though, I can listen for hours to. This particular Rabbi would quote a lot from the Rebbi and I really began to enjoy his Torah for the first time. It was different, brilliant, insightful and he took apart a Rashi like the greatest yeshivish Torah I've ever heard. There was one particular week that he quoted something that seemed so amazing I decided that I needed to see the text inside myself. I made my way up to the roof and looked at those boxes. Where to start, how was I to find it that particular dvar torah. There were so many boxes so many volumes and so many torah thoughts in each volume. Well, I figured I'll give it a shot. I opened up the first box, pulled out the first sefer that came to hand and opened up the first book. Whadaya know? It was right there in front of me…. Exactly the piece I was looking for. The ex anti-chabad yeshiva guy was finally converted. It took about 40 years or so. I'm still not a Chabad guy, but I definitely have learned through much of the Rebbi's amazing Torah and you won't hear me say anything about up these boys ever again.

Perhaps one of the most visceral things about Chabad Chasidim that is radically different and almost their calling card is their teffilin stands around the country. This mass teffilin campaign began before the 6 Day war where the Rebbi gave out a call that all of his chasidim should go out and put teffilin on as many Jews as possible. Israel was in danger the 19-year-old dream of our return to Israel was looking very bleak as the nations around us were clamoring for Jewish blood and how rivers of blood would flow through the streets as they pushed us into the Sea. The Rebbi's call for teffilin was based on that idea the Talmud shares with us that teffilin puts the awe and fear of the nation of Hashem that wear this "crown" upon the other nations. Wearing teffilin is a segula for long life and thus it is important to insure that every Jew at least once should wear this special sign upon them. After the miraculous victory when in fact the Arabs fled from the Jews in that awe, it was heralded as the secret success of our victory. The campaign continued by the Rebbi's ruling though as Israel always needs protection and there is an opportunity with this mitzva to connect Jews and awaken their souls. And there have been countless stories of that in fact being the case.

 There were certainly Rabbis, great Rabbi's that were against the campaign and who's students still are today. Not only for philosophical reasons but for halachic ones as well. It's why it's pretty much only Chabad that does that. But there are always Rabbis- great Rabbis that disagree with every idea. It just makes the others one stronger and more resolute and also keeps them in shape. Personally I'm not a street corner teffilin putter-onner type of guy. I do my kiruv by inviting them over for my wife's chulent. I know that works. But hey, to each his own.

This week the Torah introduces us to this essential mitzva. It was one of the three "signs" the Torah tells us that show our special connection and bond with Hashem. It's right up there with Shabbos and Circumcision and it’s the only one that we can do each day. At the same time though it's probably one of the only ones that we take the most for granted. Strap-on Strap-off. Daven to Hashem and roll 'em up and head out to work. But remember that first time we wore them though… Wasn't that so amazing… So inspiring. How it transformed our prayers our thoughts and how that first day or month or week we felt so special all day that we were finally adults that got to put on teffilin. That's what Chabad guys get when they experience placing them on people. Their kind of like tour guides in that way. Teffilin tour guides. Showing and seeing the wonder and sharing their enthusiasm of this mitzva. Of the Rebbi of theirs campaign with someone who has never performed that mitzva or experienced it. I can relate to that joy. It's total awesome.

Well in honor of that idea I figured I'd share with you readers a truly amazing idea about the teffilin that perhaps you can taste a bit of that inspiration the next time you put them on. (The women could just skip to the jokes from this point J). As you know there are four parshas of teffilin two of them in this week's parsha of Kadesh - the holiness of the first-borns, V'ahaya Ki yiviacha of the mitzva of passing down to our children the story of Egypt when we come to the land of Israel and two in Devarim of Shema of our love of Hashem and V'haya the obligation to fulfill the commandments. These four parshas are in our teffilin but there is a difference. In the head they are written on four different parchments and put into separate section. In the hand one it was one klaf and one box. The early commentaries suggest that the idea behind this is that the portions correspond to the 5 senses of a man. There are four of them in the head. The sense of sight- the eyes, sound- the ears, smell- the nose and taste or speech- through the mouth. The fifth sense is the sense of touch which is in the hands. Thus the placing of the teffilin upon one's head subjugates all four of the head senses to Hashem whereas the hand teffilin has one portion that is for the sense of touch. Cool… but we're just touching the surface.

The Shvilei Pinchas brings down a fascinating idea from a few sources that the function of the creation of the world is to utilize these five senses to elevate the world. The Rozhiner Rebbe suggests that the Torah tells us

Eileh Toldos Shamayim V'artetz BiHibaram- these are the products of the world when they were created.

However, it is written with a small Hei and Rashi tells us that they were created with the letter Hei- the Rebbi suggests that it is to fix the world with our five senses. When Adam sinned with those five senses by eating from the tree (smelling, tasting speaking about it…) Hashem says Eich-ah or how does this happen with the letter Hei- with the five senses I gave you. Avram and Sarai's name were changed and a Hei added to them  making them into Avraham and Sarah, because they ruled over all their senses. The letter Hei representing the repair of the sin of the Garden that ultimately we receive when we put on our teffilin and leave Egypt with that mission.

But perhaps the most amazing of the ideas of these five senses is what he mentions as the fixing of the sin of the Garden in the repair of the letters of the Torah. See the Torah tells us that the world was created with 22 letters of the aleph beis. There are five final letters though that were only added to creation after the sin of the Tree. Those letters are called MeNaTzPaCh- Mem, Nun, Tzadik, Peh and Chaf. What's fascinating the Megaleh Amukos notes is that each one of these letters corresponds to one of the five senses. See take a look at them. The Mem looks like the profile of a face. The opening is the nose on that profile is open on the bottom. We are meant to inhale kedusha and only holy smells. It is where Hashem blew the spirit of life into us from But once we sinned the nose is closed. We can't receive that kedusha and spirit of life anymore. That is the final mem. The Nun is shaped like the ears of a person. We are told that the bottom of the ear is too plug it up so one doesn't hear lashon hara. The final  Nun, post-sin, nun though has dropped that plug all the way down it can no longer plug up the ear. Similarly, the Tzadik has two lines coming up from the base which are like the eyes of a man. They are meant to be closed with eyelids. After the sin though the bottom drops down and they can no longer close as well. The Peh looks like it's Hebrew name. It is the mouth. It is meant to have a small opening to eat with and to speak words of Torah. Yet it should be closed to things that are prohibited and words of gossip and mockery. After the sin the bottom lip falls down. It's like when you're in the dentist chair after anesthesia and you are just flubbing around. Those are the letters and consequences of that sin.

Our teffilin fixes all of that. We unify our 5 senses with the placing of Hashem, His love for us and ours for Him. We recognize that as His First-Borns it is we that are chosen to fix creation. Every Jew.  We are His nation. Those little square boxes that have the name of Hashem Sha-Dai upon them are our daily call to bring us back to the garden.

Not all of us can stand on street corners and make sure that every Jew has that opportunity to fulfill this great mitzva. But we all can recognize our special chosen role in this world. To restore it to its former glory. Last week 42 nations and leaders of State came to the Land of Israel to express their determination to eradicate the hatred that our nation has always suffered for this role. This past week, the United States recognized that Yerushalayim and most of the rest of the country belongs eternally to our people. They haven't recognized it all yet. And not all have yet recognized it. But we're getting closer and closer. It is now up to us to let the world know that it only belongs to us because it belongs to Hashem. It's why the world was created. It's the first Rashi in the Torah that has brought us to the first mitzva in the Torah with our exodus from Egypt of teffilin. Of our special role. May we finally be bold enough as a chabadtzke to feel and share that message with the world.

Have a mystical and glorious Shabbos
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

Di tefileh gait aroif un di brocheh gait arop.."– The prayer ascends and the blessing descends.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/vkInPUky6-w     – New! Vzakeini-Levine and Benny Friedman beautiful Bonei Olam song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwLh3N_4BJI    Don't get the wrong idea here… I'm not going Vegan but Mrs. Goldfarbs Unreal Pastrami looks interesting…

https://youtu.be/Vy48jfWoN28 - Cool video Reb Mendel Roth- "Mincha" song

https://youtu.be/vykZx0mGINE     Just got this Disc Eitan Katz live in Jerusalem 2.. Its awesome

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
12) A remnant from the Biblical period was found in excavations in:
A.    Nebi Samuel
  1. Magdala
  2. Tel Beer Sheva National Park
  3. Hippos (Sussita)

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Teffilin– Phylacteries – I don't know which one of those preceding words require more translation, but the truth is that the Torah's word for those Jewish black boxes we wear on our arms and head "totafot" is not really a word according to Rashi that originates in Hebrew but might have African roots. Even the details of this mitzva which the Torah goes out of its way numerous times to mention to us seem to be secret. What are teffilin? What does it say in them? Where exactly should I wear them? What do they look like what are they made out of?

So the majority of the details of tefillin were passed down from Moshe to us on Sinai. It's part of the oral tradition that we have, the Torah She baal Peh. In fact this is one of the basic proofs that there must have been an oral tradition that explained the written Torah. How else would we know what this was. So what is the mitzva of Tefillin or in fact how many mitzvos are there with tefillin?

So like all Jewish things its never simple. The Rambam and Chinuch seem to learn that its two separate mitzvos one for the head and one for the arm teffilin, while the Yereim and BaHa"G seem to suggest that it is one mitzva. Interestingly enough we make two blessings on the tefillin one on each one according to the Rambam that is only when one interrupts in between the two acts. Normally however one would only recite one bracha, despite that its two mitzvos. The reason is because they are the same concept. As well like the Rambam if one only has one of the teffilin he could and should just put that one on as each mitzva is not dependent on the other.

The mitzva of teffilin is a daily mitzva 6 days a week. The Talmud tells us that we derive this from the following verse in this week's parsha that we should observe this law (of Pesach) Miyamim yamima- each day. As well it is not taken on Shabbos or Yom Tov as we are told that teffilin is meant to be a "sign" and since Shabbos and Yom Tov are already considered signs we do not wear them. As a result of these laws the obligation of Tefillin falls under the category of mitzvos that are dependent and limited by time constraints as a result of that women are not obligated to wear tefillin, as they are exempt from all mitzvos in this category. It's not to say they can't…but the custom for the most part is for women not to wear them.

For men wearing teffilin the demand is that they be worn on a guf naki- a body that is clean and thus they are pretty much worn only during morning services as the rest of the day it is difficult to be careful about that. Although there are certainly great Rabbis and some in Jerusalem today that wear Teffilin all day.

The teffilin themselves contain the four portions that mention the Mitzva two from this week's Parsha of Kadesh and V'Haya Ki Yiviacha and the first two chapters of Shema. The arm teffilin contain all four written on one parchment whereas the head has four different scrolls placed separately in its own container. There is a dispute as to the order they are placed and therefore some have a custom to put on two pairs of teffilin to fulfil both opinions. The boxes themselves are made out of leather as well and are painted black. The head box has the letter Shin on both sides of it (one has three arms and one has four) The hand box doesn't have anything on it. The Shin is there to connect to the shape of the daled that the head knot forms and the yud shape on the hand straps to write the ShaDai, one of Hashem's names. Tefillin are like the crown of Hashem and it is a fulfillment of the concept of the Name of Hashem being called upon us.

Finally the placement of the teffilin is very specific. In ancient times there were Karaite Jews that would wear the head teffilin between their eyes on top of their nose and the arm ones in their hands. They were literalists and they didn't have our rabbinic tradition from Sinai. We know better. Which is why we are still around and they aren't. head teffilin are worn on the head above and between the eyes about the soft point on a baby's head. Whereas the hand teffilin are worn on arm or muscle above the elbow directed inwards to heart. They are also worn on the weaker hand, so lefties put them on the right and righties on the left. There are different customs on how to strap them on but most customs include 7 rings above hand and then a formation on the hand that spells Sha-dai as well.

Teffilin is a mitzva that is essential. We are told that it is as great as all of the other mitzvos in the Torah. It is one of the few that are considered as a sign between our special relationship and Hashem. As well we are told that it is a protection against the nations that wish to destroy us. Hashem we are told has His own pair of teffilin which describes His love for us. When we wear ours we complete this beautiful relationship that we have. It is like being bound eternally in marriage. It is thus that we received this mitzva as we became betrothed to Hashem upon our Exodus from Egypt.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Shimshon- Rambo 959 BC- One of the things unique about Shimshon is that unlike all of the other judges of Israel who had armies. Shimshon was a one man fighting machine. In fact quite the opposite of the other judges the Jews themselves handed him over to the Plishtim. But he handles himself just fine.

Right after Shimshon wreaks havoc on their fields with his flaming foxes and then slaughtered some more of them fleeing after they burnt his Philistine wife and father-in-law, the Plishtim decided to put the onus of arresting him on the Jews. They came up with a huge army to Yehuda and basically threatened that unless they hand him over they will all be killed. This story is not a new one amongst our people and there are specific halachic guidelines. If the enemy demands that the Jews select a person of their own choice they all have to allow themselves to die rather than hand over an innocent man that they select. If they demand that the Jews specifically kill an individual as well the Jews are not permitted to do that. Here they just demanded that they hand over Shimshon specifically. They would deal with killing him. In that case it is technically permitted to hand him over. Although when the case was Shimshon it seems that they should have had more faith.

So 3000 men from the tribe of Yehudah came down to the Rock of Eitam where he was hiding. Its not clear exactly where this is located, some suggested it is near Breichot Shlomo by Beth Lechem, others connect it with Tel Eiton near the moshav Shekef, while others place it near Tzora where he lived. Regardless Shimshon agreed to be tied up and handed over to the Philistines. He was brought to a place called Lechi-which means jawbone. That name pretty much describes what took place there. The most radical of Israel's fighting groups led by Yair Stern was called the Le"ChI however that name is just an acronym of Lochamei Cherut Yisrael- Freedom Fighters of Israel but I'm sure they wanted to conjure up that image of Shimshon in that name as well.

The Philistines upon seeing Shimshon engaged in that ancient and modern Philistine/ Palestinian party of yelling and rejoicing probably even passing out candies as well at the capture of their enemy. But unlike in today's time The Jewish people didn't get on the radio and condemn it and say we will not tolerate this….and then do nothing. Shimshon picked up a donkeys jaw bone and slew 1000 of them. Boom. Don't mess. He roared about his victory over their corpses…yet it seems he forgot about Hashem in his song of praise. Not a good a thing. Hashem made him become fiercely thirsty. He cried out and attributed his victory to Hashem and water poured out of the jawbone. Cool! We can make water out of air here today, but a Jawbone would be even cooler… This took place by a place called Ein Koreh. Interestingly enough there is a spring called Ein kara near Rishon LiTzion that Shimshon then led the nation for 20 years. It seems his message worked.

The exact location of this battle is not sure, yet there is a great hike called Mearat Shimshon not far from Nachal Sorek by the stalactite caves where this story is shared with tourists. This story is always a great topic to talk about as it addresses the Philistine response of rejoicing on our falling as opposed to the Jewish response. It teaches about sacrificing the one for the many and the halachot related to that and of course the idea of attributing all our victories to Hashem. Touring Israel with Tanach is not just a history lesson. We learn our ethics from the Tanach and it is what should reflect the morality in our warfare today.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S ESPECIALLY TERRIBLE CHABAD JOKES  OF THE WEEK

So the Chabad Guy stops the secular Israeli soldier to ask if he has perhaps three minutes to put on Teffilin. The Solider said yes, if you have three years to serve in the Army!

So the Chabad Guy stops a yeshiva bachur and asks him if he made a blessing on a lulav and Etrog yet on Sukkot. The bachur who was quite offended at even being approached told the shaliach that he had not. The Chabad guy handed him the Lulav and Etrog and the Yeshiva bachur closed his eyes and made the blessin Baruch Atah Hashem Elokeinu Melech Haolam Borei Pri Ha'Eitz and took a big bite out of the Etrog. Ouch!

Every day the Chabad guy came into the hospital and put teffilin on the two Jews in the hospital room. There was a gentile that was moved into their room and just so he wouldn't feel left out the Chabad guy put in on him as well. Finally Shabbos came and the Chabad guy didn't show up. By the afternoon the gentil turned to the other Jewish patients and asked them.
 "What is it there's no one coming to check our blood pressure today!"

A chasid one time came to the Rebbe and complained that he was hungry and doesn't have money for food or his basic needs for his family. The Rebbe told him that he should be happy and if he is happy that will bring him parnassa. But how can I be happy the chasid asked when I don't have anything to put on my plate. Oy… the Rebbe said… "What a person doesn't have to do for parnassa!" ( I think a lot of breslavers feel the same way!)

The Litvak walked into the Chabad Shul and was frowning at everyone there. The Gabbai decided to put him in his place and called him up for the second Aliya Yaamod Harav Ha'Gaon  Yankel ben Berel Halevi… Yankel turned to the Gabbai and said "I'm[es1]  not a Levi."
"Don't worry the Gabbai said neither are you a Rav or Gaon"…!

The Breslaver and Chabad chasid both died in an accident and found themselves in Gehenom. Oy Vay they cried let's daven to our Rebbe's to save us and take us out of here. The Breslaver was answered first as soon as he said his Na Nach Nachman's he wasn't so nervous he had gone to Uman for Rosh Hashana and sure enough Rebbi Nachman himself comes to take him out. The Chabd guy finds himself davening and davening until the Rebbi comes down and orders him to open up a Chabad house there…

The chasid came to the Rebbi to tell him that he has a weakness for sports. His favorite football team was playing and the world cup fell out on Yom Kippur right on Kol Nidrei night. Was there anyway that he could watch the game? The Rebbi told him there is no way he can miss Yom Kippur the service for the game, it was much too important, but if he wants he will permit him to record it on Yom Kippur. The chasid was very grateful. After Yom Kippur the Rebbi asked the Cahsid where he was for services. The Chasid answered "Rebbi, don't worry I recorded the whole Kol Nidrei services and watched them afterwards…."
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Answer is C–  This one seemed fairly easy and I got it correct I assume as Beer Sheva is really the only biblical city and the city dates back to the period of Shoftim. Which I'm assuming is Biblical. Sussita and Mgadla are second temple and after cities. Nebi Samuel- the grave of Shmuel Hanavi that looks over Jerusalem is mostly a crusader built and perhaps even created site when they first came to Israel as the burial ground of Shmuel, although shhhh most likely it is not there...  However, there have been some finds there from the end of the first temple including Ha'Melech handles from some jugs from the first Temple period which is also Biblical, which would also make it a biblical remnant, although the construction there is not Biblical, but who knows it may be arguable. So the score is Schwartz 7 and 5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.