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Friday, May 5, 2023

Temba's Hope- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 5th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 29 14th of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Emor

Temba’s Hope

Temba’s Temba’s mother was a slave. Well, a maid/housekeeper to be more political correctly accurate. It was South Africa in the 1950’s and her mother and her mother and her grandmother all had worked for Mr. Armstrong the plantation owner and his ancestors for generations. Temba, was raised together playing with Armstrong’s kids. Armstrong wasn’t a racist and in fact was quite a generous and kind owner. He would even give his children's old clothing and toys to Temba to wear and play with. He had no problem with his boys playing with Temba. It was only as they got older and started to go to school that things got a bit sticky.

 

See, Temba was a bright kid. He loved to read and he loved knowledge and learning about the world. He wanted to make something out of himself. Yet for slave children that wasn’t really an option. School cost money and slaves didn’t really have any of that. His mother made a few dollars a month and their whole family lived in a small hut without running water on the plantation where the Armstrongs had their estate. It wasn’t anything personal. It was just the way that it was.

 

It took some time for Temba to work up the nerve to talk to Mr. Armstrong and ask him for the request of his heart. He had already gobbled up all of the school books that his friends had brought him home from school. He was thirsty. He wanted more. His dream was to go off to school and learn everything he could about the world. He wanted to create a better future for himself and his mother and siblings. So he prepared himself, practicing again and again his sales pitch to his mother’s employer/ owner. He took a deep breath. He found what he thought would be the perfect opportunity and he went over to Mr. Armstrong and asked him if he would consider helping him fulfill his dream. If he could give him a loan. If he could pull some strings. If he might find it in his heart to help Temba become the person he wanted to become; the person he knew he could be if only given the chance.

 

Mr. Armstrong though got a grimace on his face though for the first time. He was not playing ball. Temba was now a threat to him and his plantation. The last thing he wanted was that the children of his workers would seek better lives for themselves. He needed them as workers on his sugar cane farm. He had been a kind owner. Unlike his neighbors he even allowed his own children and his son Michael to become friends with Temba. Yet, the line ended here. Know your place and your future he told Temba. Go back to work. Forget about anything more.

 

Well, Temba wasn’t ready to accept that. Not long afterwards he hitchhiked for a few days making his way to the large city and got himself a job selling salt door to door. He stayed by families and he even slowly was able to pay for his own way in school. At age 21 he returned to the estate and pulled up with his 1960 English Triumph that he had just purchased for 2000 Rand. (those are those really cool “old fashioned” English sports cars). The driveway was only meant for guests of the mansion. White people. Temba didn’t care. He was free. He had made it and no one ever again would be able to tell him what he could and couldn’t do or become. There were over 50 slaves that were working there on the Plantation. Yet, Temba was the only one that broke free and made something of himself.

 

As he drove us around Johannesburg in his new beautiful VIP van, he proudly shared with us how his children were all educated and going to school. How he still had dreams that he hoped he would be able to achieve of one day seeing the world and traveling . The odds of ever realizing those dreams were and still are against him though in the corrupt country where unemployment stands at 45% for its black population and where homelessness, crime and drugs are rampant. {Incidentally that doesn’t stop the South African government from regularly condemning and boycotting Israel as an Apartheid State- talk about the calling the pot calling the kettle black- quite literally if you’ll excuse the pun}.Yet, that doesn’t stop him from dreaming for an even better tomorrow. And it only gives him even more inspiration to continue to work hard and to beat those odds and realize his dreams.

 

Temba’s story gave me a lot to think about. It wasn’t just him, it was the many that we met and talked to in Africa. As Americans or even Israelis that didn’t grow up in third world countries- and I know quite a few Americans that probably bristle as being thrown into the same group as Israelis, it’s hard to imagine that there are people still today that grow up without running water and flush toliets, or refrigerators and even roofs over their head. Most can’t even imagine not having wireless service for their smart phone for a few hours. Yet, there’s a whole continent full of them.

 

We traveled to Zambia, Botswana, South Africa and Zimbabwe (all in 10 days!) and it’s wild. How can it be that in the 21st century people are still living like this? How can it be that there is a nation and a world out that are living without hope or even prospects of a better future. What does that say to me about what I should never take for granted about my life? What do the blessings that I have and have been given demand that I do to share them with others that aren’t as privileged?

 

Am Yisrael is a nation of kindness and generosity. The Jewish State of Israel is perhaps one of the leading countries in the world in seeing itself as being the first responders when tragedies or natural catastrophes take place around the world. Earthquakes, Tsunamis, collapsed building in Haiti, in India in Africa around the world find the blue and white flag proudly waving over the medivacs of our Magen Dovid rescue responders and Hatzala and Zaaka teams. We are solving water crisises around the world and our alternative energy and technological solutions are bringing light to the darkest recesses and major problems and crisis that beset third world countries that don’t have the plenty that we do. "We’re there and we care" is the message that we are sending to the world. But to be honest on a personal level, I ask myself, is it really true?

 

Do I really care? Would I really do anything or even contribute anything? Would I shed tears or am I ever shook up when I read about volcanoes, hurricanes calamities and even wars and terror that hits countries that aren’t mine. Would I give money to starving children in Africa. Do I care enough to help provide a better future for them? To donate to their education. To go out there and teach them. To do what, the quite a few goyim that I met there in Africa on my trips, were doing. Taking a year or so off in order to teach, to be doctors, to be dentists, to help their construction and their planning.

 

I know the answer to all of the above is no. Leave that to the goyim. Leave that to the Reform Jews. To the Zionist secular government. Tzorchei amcha Yisrael are merubim. We have enough of our own problems and needs to take care of. Let them take care of their own. Why should I think or care about the Tembas of the world?

 

This week’s parsha of Emor begins with the laws of the Kohanim. Like much of the book of Vayikra which is in fact called the book of the Kohanim and deals with laws of sacrifices, at least the first part of the parsha is one that really doesn’t feel that relevant to most of us. It tells us about the holiness of a Kohen and the prohibition for him to become tamey-impure by having contact with a dead body or other things that make him tamey. It tells us about the blemishes that prohibit him from serving in the temple and finally it tells us about the pure state that he must be in to eat the teruma tithes and other holy sacrifices that are brought to the temple. Yeah, it’s all about things that are seemingly irrelevant to me.

 

I’m not a Kohen. As well I’m not one of these people that like to take pictures of food, or look at Instagram photos of what you ate for breakfast. At least food that I can’t or will never eat. Although I do post on my daily status different delicious Israeli hotel breakfasts and great restaraunts that I happen to be partaking of. But that’s because I’m eating it- albeit only a few bites, and because I want you to see it and take me as your tour guide so you can also partake. So frankly, though, if I’m not ever eating teruma or those special gifts of the Kohen- it doesn’t really interest me.

 

Yet interestingly enough there are two things that jumped out at me when reviewing this parsha. The first is that this whole series of commandments that seem to be specifically relevant to the Kohen, the Torah tells us that Moshe Rabbeinu specifically tells the Jewish people in it’s entirety these laws. This is despite the fact that when Hashem commands Moshe he only tells him to tell it over to Aharon. The parsha starts off

 

And Hashem said to Moshe to say to the Kohanim the children of Aharon and say to them…

It continues

And Hashem spoke to Moshe saying. Speak to Aharon saying…

And yet it concludes

And Moshe said to Aharon and to his children and to all of the children of Israel…

There’s a message there for us… for me… that’s more than just an Instagram picture of food I can’t eat. There’s something that I should be getting out of this lesson as well.

 

There’s another fascinating halacha that the Torah tells us as well about this holy food that seemingly I won’t ever be able to taste. That Halacha is that it’s not only me that can’t eat teruma and the gifts of the Kohen, Reb Chayim Kanievsky as well can’t eat it either. Neither could Rebbi Akiva or Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai or even Moshe Rabbeinu. We’re all considered zarim- strangers. We’re not holy enough to eat this kodesh-holy food of the Kohen. There is one stranger that can though. Do you know who? It’s Temba. Well, not exactly Temba, but it’s his mother and even him- if Armstrong would’ve been a Jewish Kohen. See the law is that any non-Jewish slave of a Kohen can eat this holy food. They’re holy enough. They’re holier than me. They’re more connected to Hashem. For them it is “lachmo- their bread”.

 

Even more amazing is that there can even be a situation where they can eat it and their master Kohen can’t eat it. For example if the Kohen is impure. Let’s say he bumped into a dead body or had relations with his wife and didn’t go to the Mikva. Well, Temba could sit down and have a delicious teruma and gifts of Kehuna breakfast, while The Kohen is munching on yesterdays leftover non-holy chulent. What is going on?

 

The answer it would seem is that our assumption is correct. Temba is holier and purer and more fitting to eat this teruma than we are. There’s a famous Rambam that every yeshiva student is taught, yet that being said there’s one important line in it that I never noticed before but that is seemingly ignored. The Rambam at the end of the laws of Shemitta and Yovel tells us that

 

“Not only the tribe of Levi, but any one of the inhabitants of the world whose spirit generously motivates him and he understands with his wisdom to set himself aside and stand before Hashem to serve Him and minister to Him and to know God, proceeding justly as God made him, removing from his neck the yoke of the many reckonings which people seek, he is sanctified as holy of holies…”

 

Generally this is understood and taught that any Jew can (and perhaps should) not work and just sit in Kollel and Hashem will take care of you. Fascinatingly enough though,  the Rambam’s wording does not limit this role and opportunity to Jews.

 

“Any one of he inhabitants of the world” includes Goyim. They are people too. They can become “holy of holies” like the Levi and Kohen. The Talmud even tells us that a gentile that studies Torah (at least the laws that are relevant to him of the 7 commandments and faith) is like a Kohen Gadol. What makes him so great and gives him the power to achieve things that even the average Jew can’t do? It’s not only a level of holiness by the way and it doesn’t even seem to be in the merit of the Kohen who has to support him. For a Jewish servant interestingly enough is not able to eat Teruma. Only a non-Jewish one. Only Temba.

 

The answer is an amazing idea. Do you know what this goy has over us? He was mevatel himself entirely to the Kohen. He has totally become a servant. His existence is that of being nullified and existing only for his master. A Jewish servant still has his only level of freedom. He will go out and be independent in a few years. Not so the non-Jewish slave. He is totally in. He is one with the Kohen. Now the Kohen himself as well is not independent. The Kohen himself eats from the table of Hashem. For the Kohen is Hashem’s portion. The slave of the Kohen then as well is at that table. He becomes one with Hashem. Even if the Kohen is not able to eat, the slave can eat. For the slave is plugged in and one with Hashem; the Master of his Master. He’s got his own invitation to the meal.

 

Ok. Powerful fascinating idea, Rabbi Schwartz, but again, how is this relevant to us. To me. For my dinner? The answer the Chasidic sefarim tell us is that the truth is that every meal that we eat, every bite that we take the Talmud tells us is also from the table of Hashem. The Talmud in Brachos tells us that it is forbidden for man to eat without a blessing for all of the food belongs to Hashem. He created and owns the heaven and earth and to eat from His holy table is forbidden as one is prohibited to eat from kodshim- holy food of the Temple.

 

 Brachos (35:A) “He who enjoys something without a blessing is as if he desecrated and had prohibited enjoyment from the sanctified food of the heavens.”

 

Yet after we make a blessing it is permitted to eat from it as Hashem has given it to us. The commentaries ask why does a blessing permit us to eat from the Holy Temple and sanctified food of Hashem? We’re not Kohanim. Only they can eat kodshim. They answer that the reason is because each time we make a blessing do you know what we say? Well I know that you know what we say. But did you ever think about what we say? We say

 

Baruch Ata Hashem Elokeinu MELECH HA”OLAM… We have blessed Hashem and stated that He is the King of the world. We have made him our King. We have made ourselves as His slaves. His servants. And if we are the servants of Hashem then we can eat the food because we are the servants of the King. We are His Tembas. We have a seat at the table. We are Kinyan Kaspo -His heavenly chattel.

 

But do you know how that works? It works if we recognize that Hashem is not just the King of me, rather that He is the King of Temba too. He is the King of the world. He is the King of Africa, of Haiti, of Timbuktu as much as He is the King of Lakewood, Boro Park and Bnai Brak. He is Melech Ha’Olam. And I His servant am dedicated to shining His light and kingdom to the entire world. To the darkest recesses and jungles of Africa. Because the whole world is His. And I, the nation of Israel were selected to be His nation and kingship of “Kohanim” to the entire world. Not just the tribe of Levi, but all of us have the opportunity to shine the light and truth of Hashem with the world. His Kingship won’t be complete and I won’t be doing my job as His faithful servant unless that is at least minimally in my consciousness. Unless that’s where I want His light to shine until.

 

Temba told me that his name in Afrikaans means hope. Hatikva. If there is one thing that perhaps was a result of ruach ha’kodsesh it was when the early non- religious Zionists that composed this song chose it as our antherm. I told Temba that is his name is the national anthem of the State of Israel. We are a nation of hope. Hope means that we haven’t realized our goal yet. Hope means that I have a dream that I wish to see realized. Hope means that as no matter how dark it gets there is a light that can still shine out and fill me with the vision of a better tomorrow.

 

This week we celebrate the holiday of Lag B’omer. We celebrate this holiday and commemorate the yartzeit of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai who was shone that hidden light in the Torah to the entire world in the darkest of periods. We remember the students of Rabbi Akiva who stopped dying on this day. Rabbi Akiva is most famout perhaps for his statement and song that we sing of V'Ahavata Le'Rayach Kamocha- this is the great principle in the Torah. Yet little known is the saying and response of Ben Azzai Rabbi Akiva's colleague to that statement. Zeh Sefer Toldos H'Adam hu klal gadol mizeh- these are the generatiopns of mankind is an even greater principle thatn that. It's not just about our friends. It's not just about oru fellow Jews our community. Our insititutions or even our countriy, Ben Azzai says. It's about mankind. It's about the descendants of Adam. It's the whole world.

 

Lag Ba'Omer is a day when a new light was born again. It was when the hope- the Temba, the Tikva of our nation rose from the abyss and began to build a new world. The period of the death of Rabbi Akiva’s student was the beginning of what our sages tell us is the era of Mashiach. The final 2000 years of the 6000 years of the world before the Shabbos of the 7th millenia comes in. This year of 5783 is the twilight of that year. The time is now. The servants are ready. It is time for the King to bring us all to His table.

 

 

Have a hearty Shabbos and light filled Lag Ba’Omer,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Gebroteneh teibelech flien nit in moil arein..” - Roasted teibelech  (?? I think it means crackers- I know what teiglech are anyone know what teibelech are? ) don't just fly in your mouth

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

20) The holiest structure in Sunni Islam is called:

Which of the following commands is one of the Five Pillars of Islam?

A) Jihad

B) alms

C) honoring one's parents

D) a pilgrimage to Jerusalem

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or59BFHAqfw   - Ari Goldwag’s Ashira Lashem Acapella

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_Af6CNF-g    -If there was ever a song about hope this Hebrew song by Berri Weber of a Holocaust survivor looking back is it. Eifo Kulam.. where are they all…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBvUIT_LtQ  – Ever hear Shlom Carlebach Acapelling it? Here you go…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OCYKvazHk   – Check out the game plan for Lag Ba’Omer in Meron this year…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

(sorry last week’s got cut off in the copy here’s the full column)

Floating Metal- 680 BC- With Geichazi the Metzora (this week’s parsha) being sent away, it seems that Elisha’s yeshiva went up in popularity. Lots of prophet students gathered to Elisha to study by him. It seems the Yeshiva was bursting at it’s seams to the point where the students approached  Elisha and asked to begin an expansion campaign to build a wider facility near the Jordan River. Elisha acquiesced and the campaign began.

 

Now back then an expansion campaign wasn’t about fund-raising or Charidy campaigns. It meant that the students actually did the work of chopping down trees and building the new structure. Not having much money, the even borrowed the tools to chop down the wood. And  wouldn’t you know it? Lo and Behold one of the students- who it seems was a bit of a shlemazel knocked off the bladed of his Axe and it went down down down the Jordan River.

 

 Now, I take tourists all summer long rafting down the Jordan- and yes, where I do it is the Upper Jordan River. I can tell you that it was more than a few times that they’ve lost glasses, water bottles, goggles, slippers or Crocs down the river. When that happens, you pretty much give up hope- although I’ve had some that have found them. But only by diving in immediately. The Jordan River today is about 2 % of the size that it was back then. You can imagine that there was no way you were getting that back. I’m standing today, by the Zambizei River in Zambia (I’ll tell you about that in a future upcoming E-Mail- don’t worry). There is no way- your finding an Axe blade that sinks in it.

Yet, if you’re a student of Elisha, you don’t have anything to worry about.

 

Elisha tells his servant to throw in a piece of wood and what do you know? WhadaboomWadda bing. The axe blade floated up and reattached itself. Now this miracle which was Elisha’s 12 (can you name the other ones we learned?) corresponds to Moshe throwing something in the water to make it better. As well it’s similar to Moshe raising up the bones of Yosef from the bottom of the Nile. There is nothing lost from Hashem. There’s an important lesson in this miracle for us. Sometimes we feel that something is beyind us. We’ve lost the skill and tools we need to accomplish what we need to do. Don’t worry. Throw what you have into the river and miracles can happen. Hashem will send you what you need. He only took it from you so that you will turn to him. That’s the lesson. That’s the miracle.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SLAVE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves? A MasterCard.

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master's degree.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

 

God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

 

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them. That ship has sailed.

 

What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market.

 

Did you hear about the Mexican slave trade? Wasn't a big deal at all, 'Til they offered buy Juan, get Juan free.

 

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

 

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard? With a pyramid scheme.

 

A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?"

Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.

 

An Egyptian task master fell down a wishing well, The Jewish slave was amazed, “ Cool!

I never knew they worked.”

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B –I believe I got this one right enough. The first part of the question, I knew was the mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. When I say got it right enough, it’s because that should be sufficient of an answer despite the fact that I didn’t know the name of the Mosque which I googled and found out is called Masjid El Haram or the Kaaba. I never know Muslim names of things. It’s all El Jazeera or Allah Aqbar to me. As far as the second part of the question, that I did know was alms- or tzedaka. Along with faith, prayer, fasting and Haj to Mecca their once in a lifetime pilgrimage, those are the 5 pillars of their faith. Jihad and Kibud Av didn’t make it to the final cut. SO got that for sure right. And so the score as of now  16 for Schwartz and 4 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…


Friday, April 28, 2023

The Holy Jungle- Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 28th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 28 7th of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim

The Holy Jungle

I think it was the serenity more than anything that was the most awesome part of our recent trip the past week and a half. That was the thought that hit me when I was out on my porch in middle of the jungle- or bush as they call it in Africa. It seems that a jungle is densely giant trees and vegetation, whereas the “Bush” is merely an uninhabited large area of smaller and less dense trees, shrubs and bushes. About 1/3 of the land of the world is forest, Bush and jungle. But for a city guy like myself, and most of you as well if there’s no one there and there’s lots of wild animals we’ve only seen or that belong in a zoo, it’s a Jungle. It’s what my father calls New York, by the way.

 

But it wasn’t the amazing animals that we saw on our Safari. It wasn’t the incredible wonder of Victoria Falls, the largest downpour of water in the world. It wasn’t Table Mountain standing at the edge of the cliff of Cape Town above the clouds looking down over gorgeous Ocean below us. It wasn’t the crocodiles, hippos and water buffalos on our water cruise or the giraffes we fed in the wild while impalas and Zebras frolicked around us. Forget about the elephants, hyenas and leopards. They were all amazing and wonderous. Ma Rabu truly. (Wait until you hear the latest song that I composed while I experienced all of that…coming soon after Lag Ba’Omer). Yet it was that morning out in the Bush in Krueger before sunrise outside our more rustic tents while everyone was sleeping and I was sipping my coffee that most touched by soul.

 

The world was perfect. It was rising. It was being born anew. I heard in my head that “Waaaa Falenya… “Circle of Life- Lion King” song playing in my head. The crickets, the small creatures, the birds chirping, the predators returning after their nights hunt and the jungle just awakening to a new day. It was the pristine natural world, and I was just sitting there on my porch watching it all come together. It was perfect. It was creation. It was sitting next to Hashem and experiencing Him sitting next to me in that seat- just as I sat with my children the previous day in our Safari jeep, shepping so much nachas at the sites and world I was showing them. It was so holy. It was Yom Kippur in the Holy of Holies. It was just the two of us together. Me and my Father in Shamayim. I didn’t want it to end. I could have sat there forever…

 

It’s taken me a long time to write this next paragraph. I didn’t want to leave the last one. But I have to write this E-Mail. I have to find something that I can write and share with you that will inspire you and even connect it to the Parsha. But the truth is words can never adequately describe or make any more inspirational that moment there in the Jungle. Just as text can never describe the music and magic of a beautiful song, harmony or full orchestra. It’s a different sphere of experience. It’s separate. It’s holy. It’s beyond words and letters. It’s the soul. It’s Hashem.

 

Fortunately, this week’s Parsha is actually about precisely those emotions, that experience and that holiness that I’ve just described. Yet fascinatingly enough it seems to be described and we are told repeatedly is achievable in what feels like a counterintuitive process. This week we read two parshiyot that often go hand in hand. We have Parshat Acharey Mos which begins with the Temple service that is done on Yom Kippur by the High Priest. The Parsha concludes then with the laws of all of the forbidden and incestual relationships that we are meant to avoid.

 

The second Parsha we read appropriately titled Kedoshim- Holy seems to run the whole spectrum of various and even unrelated commandments. With 51 Mitzvos, 38 negative and 13 positive ones, it’s almost ten percent of all of the mitzvos in the Torah. The Mitzvos touch on relations between man and his fellow man, loving and rebuking one’s friends and judging favorably and behaving honestly in business. It contains agricultural mitzvos of the land of Israel and maintaining its crops. And it has laws relating to our relationship with Hashem and prohibitions of idolatry of sorts and the awe of the Temple and Shabbos. It’s all over the map.

 

You know how I said previously that words detract from the spiritual description of what I felt that morning in Africa. Well, that idea is only compounded when I think about how we feel about Yom Kippur or being holy in general. When we think about the sanctity and purity or holiness of Yom Kippur is the first thought that crosses your mind slaughtering animals? Goat lotteries that get thrown off cliffs? Blood sprinklings, incest burning, clothing changes and repeated Mikva dips?

 

If I asked you to describe me what a holy person is do you think anyone would describe it as someone who doesn’t have marital relations with a cow? With his sister or mother-in-law? Would it be someone who doesn’t curse his parents? Someone who doesn’t sacrifice his child in fire, worship idols or take on foreign pagan customs? Is it a person without tatoos or unshaven sidelocks?  Is it someone who isn’t vengeful someone who doesn’t lie, cheat, steal gossip or not pay his workers? Would even one of those descriptions be the first that comes to your mind when you think about a holy person? Yet that’s precisely what our parsha titled Kedoshim is all about.

 

Perhaps the best way to really get to the crux of this and perhaps one of the most important aspects of understanding our entire existence is really by understanding what this idea of holiness really is. There are two concepts that come up repeatedly in our parshiyot that to most of us seem to be interchangeable yet in fact they are worlds apart. The first is purity- tahara and the second is kedusha holiness. Do they sound the same to you? What’s the difference between them?

 

Rav Charlap in his incredible work Mei Merom quotes the Talmud in Nidda that tells us that when a child comes to the world he is sworn

 

“Know that Hashem is pure and His servants are pure and the soul inside of you is pure- if you will keep it pure it is good”.

 

He points out that the idea of kedusha- holiness is not mentioned at this point. His explanation is that purity-tahara is only a concept when there is impurity to differentiate and contrast it against. Kedusha- holiness though, is an encompassing reality of the universe in which only Hashem’s presence is realized, and impurity doesn’t exist at all. Everything is holy. It’s all and only Hashem.

 

Before a soul enters the body, it is only pure. This stands opposed to the mortal and finite body which is impure. It is only when the pure neshoma enters the body that holiness can be achieved by uplifting the body and transforming it with that pure soul into something divine and eternal. It is the reason, as well that a fundamental part of Jewish belief is the resurrection of the dead body. For in life and through our mitzvos and the experience of the soul with the body the physical body has become holy and eternal as well. It’s no longer impure. It’s kadosh. It’s as eternal as the soul. It’s as holy as Hashem is.

 

The Zohar Ha’Kadosh reveals to us that the first verse of our Parsha ‘Kedoshim tihiyu’ should not be understood as it commonly is, as a commandment to be holy. For if so, it should say ‘yihiyu’. Rather ‘tihiyu ‘is a ‘havtacha’- it is a promise and a description. We will be holy. We are inherently and at our core holy and should maintain that holiness. We should let it shine and naturally reveal itself. The centerpiece of our davening each day is the Shemona Esrei, and the center of that as well is the Kedusha prayer recited in the prayer of the holiness of Hashem.

 

Kadosh Kadosh Kadosh- Holy! Holy! Holy!

Melo Kol Ha’Aretz Kevodo- the entire world is filled with His glory.

 

The angels wait for one another to make this declaration. Even more amazing is that they wait for us to recite this first each day. For it is only we who are in mortal bodies that can begin the process of uplifting and transforming the physical world where Hashem and His holiness is hidden, into a holy one.

 

Do you know what was so holy about that jungle morning? It’s that there is a sense that the world is perfect as created. It’s that Hashem’s glory is all around me. I only feel and see him. It’s the barest most natural and untainted state of the world. It’s the garden of Eden and I was like Adam Ha’Rishon walking with Hashem in it. Sipping my coffees to be more precise.

 

That sense of holiness the Torah tells us is what is meant to be found inside of us always. It is there. The problem is that there is too much impurity that is preventing it from shining out. There’s blockage. Tumah. It’s hiddenness. It’s shmutz on our glasses or camera lens. It’s smashed moths on our windshields. The pure view that our never tainted neshoma has, can’t shine out to see the holiness in the rest of the world. So we have to clean it first. We have to get out to the pristine jungle without any electricity and buildings and noise. We have to look at the stars and the sky and the moon without the any “light pollution” and then Hashem’s kedusha will shine out to us. Then our neshoma sees it all. The tumah has all disappeared. Malah Ha’Aretz Kivodo- the world is only filled with His Glory.

 

Acharey Mos, Yom Kippur begins with getting rid of that tumah. It’s not about holiness yet. It’s killing the goats. It’s sprinkling the blood. It’s chucking it all off the mountain. It’s getting clean and then finally entering that Holy of Holies. When the Kohen Gadol, who represents all of us comes out of there, that holiness and purity to change the world and cleanse it comes out with him to all of us. Now we just have to let it shine naturally. We need to keep our windshield clean. We need to make sure that our natural physical desires are tuned into that correct channel by not distorting them. We need to marry the person that will be connected to because holiness first and foremost happens in that wedded state where the two souls become one and build a home together.

 

The Sefat Emes notes that whenever we preform a mitzva the blessing we say is asher kidishanu b’mitzvosuv- He sanctifies us with His commandments. The word ‘Kidishanu’ doesn’t only mean sanctify us, but rather it can also mean that He marries us with His commandments. Hashem becomes betrothed to us again and again and again. Each mitzva deepening and furthering the level of our relationship with Him. With every act we shine the beauty of the holiness of Hashem within us out to the rest of the world. We fill it with His glory. He compares it to a gift. When one gives a gift to a friend there is two things that happen. There is the actual gift that we receive and there is the love and emotion behind that gift that is even more significant; that is really the crux of it all.

 

Asher Kidishanu- that is the love and the holiness. V’tzivanu is the mitzva, is the connector, is the gift that brings that love out and brings us together.

 

Being holy doesn’t mean doing anything more than getting away from all the things that prevent the natural holiness from shining out. We recite the word Kadosh three times as there are three planes of existence. There is time, place and the soul- A’Sha’N -Olam, Shana and Nefesh. In the sphere of time that holiness is our Shabbos. It is the day without any distractions. It is all holy. Don’t taint it. Let the holiness of it shine out.

 

In Nefesh. It means not hating. It means not being vengeful and not speaking gossip. It is not having idolsnor feeling the need to alter one’s body. It means not only loving and seeing the holiness in every Jew and human but rebuking them and bringing them close to the truth and uniting us all together.

 

In place there is Eretz Yisrael, our holy land. We shine its holiness by not thinking its ours. We leave parts of the fields for the poor, we don’t distort and intermingle our crops. Let the kedusha of the land shine out. Even more so it is the Bais Ha’Mikdash. It is the palace of the King. It’s the place where we come to see Him three times a year. It is where we come close to Him. It’s the source of where all of the holiness of the world will shine forth from.

 

One of the jarring fascinating things that continuously struck me when I was in Chutz La’Aretz- as I am saying Kaddish currently for a neighbor of mine that passed away and had no one to recite it for him, is that there is an additional word in Kaddish that you only recite in Israel. In the Rabbinic Kaddish in the diaspora when we ask for blessing for all of Israel and its Rabbis and studiers of the Torah we say ‘B’Asra Ha’dein’- in this land. In Israel though we add in the additional word of ‘Asra Kadisha Hadein- this holy land. As I said Kaddish here I always felt that the reason for this addition was to remind me that Israel is a holy place and different than everywhere else. Yet upon my trip there something else became clear to me. The opposite effect actually happened. As the words started to roll off my tongue- as my kaddishes are usually on cruise control and by rote, I had to stop myself and catch myself from saying the word “Kadisha”. I wasn’t in a holy land. I was in Africa. There is only one holy land. And as beautiful and remarkable and as awesome and even as a spiritual as it felt, it still wasn’t holy. I wasn’t in an Asra Kadisha.

 

The world will only be malah ha’aretz kivodo- filled with the glory of Hashem, when all of Israel is here together shining out that kedusha from its source. When every last piece of our national body is together as one in wedded harmony fulfilling our mitzvos here and celebrating our Shabbos here. When our Father is in his House together with us. When just as we were by Sinai, we are Ish Echad B’Leiv Echad. We are all one.

 

Kadosh Kadosh Kadosh- The Magid teaches us is Israel, Hashem and the Torah. That is the light we are waiting for. The period of Omer when we count to that moment on Sinai when that once happened is the time when we long to once again experience that. It’s the day and the beautiful morning when the whole world will soon experience that ultimate holy serenity.

 

Have a serene and wild Shabbos,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Es iz nit azoi tei’er der geshank vi der gedank.” - The gift is not as precious as the thought

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

19) The ancient period in which the "Agricultural Revolution" took place is called:

Among the following periods, which is the earliest?

a) Iron I

b) The Chalcolithic

c) The Paleolithic

d) Early Bronze I

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tQGfoyZcnw  - Sefira Acapella time of year- Baruch Levine’s Beautiful new Yehi Ratzon

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lnqE93w84   -Benny Friedmans Latest Acapella incredible original words for Siyum Ha’Rambam of Messianic times… beautiful…U’Voso Ha’Zman

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-PFu1feJ8 – Joey Newcomb’s Acapella for Hatzala museum- Mi Shoamar Dai- nice but I still like SYR’s version better of these words..

feast!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhBwBSoeTr4   – Cool Reb Shaya Ben Reb Moshe Sand art song and video… Cool!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Floating Metal- 680 BC- With Geichazi the Metzora (this week’s parsha) being sent away, it seems that Elisha’s yeshiva went up in popularity. Lots of prophet students gathered to Elisha to study by him. It seems the Yehsiva was bursting at it’s seams to the point where the students approached  Elisha and asked to begin an expansion campaign to build a wider facility near the Jordan River. Elisha acquiesced and the campaign began.

 

Now back then an expansion campaign wasn’t about fund-raising or Charidy campaigns. It meant that the students actually did the work of chopping down trees and building the new structure. Not having much money, the even borrowed the tools to chop down the wood. And  wouldn’t you know it? Lo and Behold one of the students- who it seems was a bit of a shlemazel knocked off the bladed of his Axe and it went down down down the Jordan River. Now, I take tourists all summer long rafting down the Jordan- and yes, where I do it is the Upper Jordan River. I can tell you that it was more than a few times that they’ve lost glasses, water bottles, goggles, slippers or Crocs down the river. When that happens, you pretty much give up hope- although I’ve had some that have found them. But only by diving in immediately. The Jordan River today is a about2 % of the size that it was back then. You can imagine that there was no way you were getting that back. I’m standing today, by the Zambizei River in Zambia (I’ll tell you about that in a future upcoming E-Mail- don’t worry). There is no way- your finding an Axe blade that sinks in it.

Yet, if you’re a student of Elisha, you don;t

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE WILD ANIMAL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What animal has more lives than a cat? Frogs, they croak every night!

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? It gave a little wine.

What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

Yankel went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Yankel picked up his rifle, put on his hat, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Yankel. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

 

Berel was a Jewish dog who went on a safari with his owner Shemerel.  One day Berel the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Uh Oh, I'm in trouble now”. Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

 

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a Achmed the monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed and figured that something must be up.

 

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

When Berel saw the leopard coming toward him with the monkey on its back, he thought to himself, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sat down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they got close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey, Achmed,. I can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

 

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The answer to this week”s question is C –Ancient civilizations or what is known as pre-history was never one of my strong points. I probably would’ve known this answer 12 years ago when I studied for my exam, but that information which I never use in my guiding really has long been deleted from my limited brain space. I have to leave room for where the latest kosher restartaunts are. So when I looked up the answer I remembered that it was in fact called the Neolithic or New stone age which was the agricultural revolution. Scientists put that about 10,000 years ago. We of course know that started with Noach only about 5000 or so years ago. As far as part two I got that right. Calcolithic I knew was copper age. And stone is first so Paleolithic is way before the Iron Bornze or copper and that of course is the right answer  So I got this one half wrong or half right depending on how you want to look at it. So that makes the score as of now  15 for Schwartz and 4 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…