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Friday, December 5, 2025

Is-Rael Real?- Parshat Vayishlach 2025 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 5th 2025 -Volume 16 Issue 7 15th of Kislev 5786

 

Parshat Vayishlach

 Is-Rael Real?

 

It never fails to amaze me how much the entire focus of the world is on our little country here. It's fascinating, how nothing else matters to anyone else besides Israel. It's not just a figment of our Jewish imagination either. China, Korea, Africa Australia, and even these countries with names I can't pronounce or spell and have never heard of, they've only got one thing on their mind. The Jews and Israel. Or to be more biblically and spiritually precise Bnai Yisrael and Eretz Yisrael. What's with that?

 

I remember when I went to South Africa with my wife. We wanted to go to visit the Holocaust museum there. By the way just in case you were wondering it wasn't to visit the museum. I don't need to come to SA to do that. Yad Vashem works just fine for me. Rather it was the kosher coffee shop that was there that interested me more and that we planned to have breakfast at. Yet when we came to the museum much to our consternation, it was closed. It really didn't make sense. I had looked online and it was advertised as being open and the sign on the door even said it was the hours that it was meant to be open. So what's up with that?  What is this some Israeli thing where they only open and work when they want to and it's convenient for them and signs that state hours of operation, I learned after moving here, are only suggestions of likely times you might find someone there?

 

Oh well… with nothing much to do, we looked across the street and saw a parade with marching people and music and drums and people dressed in African garb dancing around and so we figured we might go check it out. When we got closer though we were surprised to see that it was in fact a demonstration. What was it about? What local politics have these people singing and dancing?  Now just to remind you this is about 4 years before this current Gaza war. This was even before Covid. I don't think I would've even crossed the street today, as I probably could've guessed what this was about.  But back then what did I know. Sure enough we got closer and saw that it was an anti-Trump protest (this was back in his first presidency).

 

What's wrong with Trump, I innocently asked someone. The response shocked me. Trump is helping the Israelis kill Palestinians the kaffiyehed wearing man walked over and told me. Hmmmm… I asked him why that was a bad thing… After-all Palestinians were killing Jews in the streets, creating terror, blowing up buses. They've declared war on Israel and Jews shouldn't someone support us? I mean the Arabs have a bunch of countries all over the Middle East and all we have is this tiny little piece of land, that's 1/4 the size of Krueger national Park. Shouldn't Jews be allowed to live there and develop cures for cancer, technological innovations to transform the world with, even create water out of air and solve the water crises in Africa. He didn't really have much to answer. They never do.

 

But what amazed me even more then the conversation was the fact that Africa is really a country that's going to pot. Unemployment is like 30% there. 1/3 of the country isn't working. Crime is crazy. People have body guards, get kidnapped regularly, the government corruption is unreal. The place is insane. Yet, all they can protest and worry about is Trump and Israel. That's crazy. That's not normal. That though is very biblical and so Jewish. It's almost as if the entire world knows that everything depends on us and what happens here. And thus all eyes are on us. Always.

 

This was 6 years ago. Today with this most recent Messianic (hopefully, and almost certainly) Gaza War that's been going on it's gotten even so much more visceral. We always knew that Jews is News. Yet we didn't ever think that we would be the only channel playing!

 

Yet as well something that I find quite ironic is that our name Israel or "Is Real" is the perfect name for our nation and country. Because there is nothing more real than us. And at the same time there is no country that the world is debating more than if that is a statement or a question mark or an exclamation mark at the end of that word. Is Real. Is Real? Or Is Real!

 

On the one hand it's as real as it gets over here and were perhaps the only thing that is real in the world. At the same time, there's probably no other country that has so much fake news about the Is-real-ity of what's going on here. We're Is-real in a fake world or as our sages tell us about Messianic times in a world of brazen sheker and chutzpa. An "alma d'shikra"- fake news. What is our mission? To reveal the reality of creation, of Hashem, of Torah, of our nation from the only place reality can shine forth. The land that Hashem has chosen to reveal His glory from. Will we do that? How do we do that? Are we real. Let's see what the parsha tells us. And what better parsha then on title Vayishlach- And he was sent on a mission to find out who we are.

 

This week's parsha is the first time where the Torah introduces that role and name to us. Fascinatingly enough that revelation comes after our battle with the angel of Esau. A battle that the Rambam in Moreh Nevuchim writes didn't even happen in reality. It's a prophetic vision. It's not a story that's meant to be taken literally. He's not the only one with this approach either. The Ralbag describes the injury to the Gid Ha'Nashe he suffered in that battle as being psychosomatic almost. The imaginary spiritual world impacting the physical world. Now the Ramban and others take measure with the Rambam's approach and see it as a physical battle. Yet even he and many of the Chasidic masters certainly see much in this story that is taking place as being the advent of worlds beyond what we perceive as the real world.

 

One thing that is certainly agreed upon though, is that Yaakov's name which is squeezed out of the angel, doesn't even become his real name at that point. It's rather a name, the angel tells him, that will be given to him in the future. Yet for now, he's still Yaakov. He won't get his Jewish name until he comes to Israel. For now though, he remains Yaakov. He remains the man that is only identified by someone who is grasping on to the heel of Esau. Whose entire identity is one that is defined by someone else, by the man and nation that from the womb he's trying desperately to surpass and overcome. And perhaps even to be a bit like him. To take his birthright from. To make sure that he's not squashed and smushed under that foot that he's so desperately holding on to.

 

If we understand this then perhaps we can appreciate the next and last piece of the conversation that Yaakov has with the angel after he tells him about his future name. Yaakov asks the angel what his name is. The angel responds, like a teenager to him.

 

"Why do you ask what my name is?  And he blesses him there."

 

What the angel is in fact telling Yaakov, is that he's missing the boat. Why do you care what my name is? Don't base who you are on who I am. Don't look to identify who you are and to find yourself in your battle or even victory over me. Look into yourself. See that you are real. That you exist independent of me. You are the only and most important creation. Everything rests on you. The Kabbalists and Talmud tells us that Yaakov is the soul of Adam Ha'Rishon. The first job of Adam in the garden was to be the name-giver. He is the one that named all of creation and existence. Yaakov your job is to breathe that shem- that name- that neshoma into the world. And he blesses him there. He blesses Yaakov that he finds who he is right there at that moment. That he becomes real. That he understands that he Is-rael.

 

I heard this song this week about this riddle that Reb Menachem Mendel of Rimanov asked his Chasidim. He asked them who the holiest person in the world was and where the holiest place was and what was the holiest time. They answered that the holiest person is of course the Kohen Gadol, on Yom Kippur in the Holy of Holies. He corrected them and told them that they are wrong. The holiest person is each of us when we are doing a mitzva, the holiest place is where we are and the holiest time is right now.  Similarly, the Kotzker Rebbe said the holiest time is when a person lets Hashem in right now and is being honest and doing what Hashem needs from him at this moment. That's what the angel blessed Yaakov with. "He blessed him there". That he should always be present. That he is there. Not the man who grabs on to the heel, but the man that is leading with Hashem and with man. Yisrael- that he is real.

 

It's not only Yaakov that gets his name in this parsha. The Torah as well for the first time calls us, his children Bnai Yisrael. The first time is always an important thing in the Torah. Where is the first place we become the children of Yisrael. Right here after this battle where the Torah tells us that we therefore don't eat the gid ha'nashe, the sciatic nerve of the animal, to remember this battle and that Yaakov was hit here in the leg. Again, strange. Not real. There are no children of Israel as a nation yet. There is no mitzva. There is no Torah even now at this point. Yet the Torah for the first time calls us Bnai Yisrael to tell us about a mitzva that hasn't been commanded yet, and to be truthful to a nation that isn't even fully born yet, as Binyamin is still not around and there are only 11 tribes.

 

Yet the message is once again the idea of what Klal Yisrael's most fundamental role in the world is. It's that when we sit down to eat and engage in the most physical of actions. It's when we show our dominion of the world and the animal kingdom. It's then when we remember why we are here. We are here not to forget who we are. Gid is to tell and to talk. Like the word Hagadda. Nasheh is to forget. We remove that forgetfulness of who we are. We remove that part of the leg that was hit. We stop identifying ourselves by that kaf yerech- that hand or palm on grasping on that thigh of Esau of that animal. We remove it when we eat and then we rise up. We lead. We stand tall. We tell the world that we don't forget. That we are eternal. Because the world is looking to us. They're looking for us. Ad ha'Yom ha'zeh- until this very day the Torah prophetically tells us. We precede time and we will be for all time.

 

There's one last Israel mention in our parsha that is not real that is mentioned. It's the one that happens when Yaakov finally returns to Israel- or the land of Canaan as it is always called in the Torah. Yes. I said that correctly. Do you know how we always say that there's no place called in Palestine and how it’s a fiction created by the Romans as a name for Judeah. Well, I hate to burst the bubble but there's no place called Eretz Yisrael in the Torah either. It's Canaan. It's not real. But when Yaakov returns and makes his first real estate purchase in the land. He buys the campground where he puts up his tent right outside of Shechem. There he builds an altar and he calls it/or him Kel Elkoei Yisrael. This is the first time Hashem ever gets His name as the god of Israel. And you know what Israel isn't even here yet. Yaakov isn't even called by Hashem Yisrael yet. But as with everything that is related to our name, reality isn't what we perceive it as. We're here before we're here. Hashem is our God before we're here. Yaakov is really Yisrael, even before he's named that.

 

When does our name finally become a reality in this world? When does Israel become real? It's only when Yaakov returns to Beit El. To the place where he saw that ladder of Hashem coming up and down. It's when he builds that altar there that he had promised. It's when he comes back from exile in one piece only then does Hashem reveals Himself and tells him that his name will be Yisrael. He will no longer be only called Yaakov. He will have the name Israel.

 

The problem though is that right after he arises from that vision, the Torah tells us that Yaakov builds an altar to Hashem. He anoints it. He pours wine on it. He calls it Beit El -the house of Hashem. But he's not Yisrael. It's Yaakov that does this. Because Yaakov still hasn't grown into his name fully. He has the power of Yisrael. But it's latent. It's hasn't be Is-realized yet.  He's still Yaakov. The Klei Yakar tells us that these two names of Yaakov and Yisrael will bounce back and forth throughout our exile. It's only in the final redemption when we will realize it. When we don't need to feel that we're coming at the heel anymore. That we need Esau's permission anymore. That we don't need the world to tell us that we are real. That we don't look to the UN for our right to existence or what our borders should be. That we no longer care what their angel's or UNgel's name is. Because we are the ones that give the names out in this world. We are the ones that breathe the neshoma in the world. And Eretz Canaan, and Eretz Palestine will finally get its true name as well. It will be Eretz Yisrael. The land of Yisrael who has come back and claimed it and built the altar in it. It's the land where the God of Israel is revealed. It's where we call home. It's back to the garden of Eden.

 

At the end of the book of Bereishis the Torah tells us that Yaakov Avinu expires and is gathered to his people. Rashi quotes the Talmud that tells us mysteriously that it never says that Yaakov died and in fact he didn't. The Talmud asks but then who did they bury? Whose funeral was it? It was the largest funeral in the history of mankind. But you know what? It was fake news. It wasn't real. Because as the Sfat Emet and Chidushei HaRim and Reb Tzadok Hakoehin and many of the great Chasidic masters suggest. Yaakov perhaps gets buried but Am Yisrael Chai. Yisrael is always alive. Yisrael preceded this world. And it lives on in the spiritual real world. We are reality. We are eternal. We are independent of everything and anyone, just as Hashem is. Shema Yisrael.- Hear oh Israel. Hashem is Elokeinu, When Hashem is our god the God of Israel. Then Hashem is Echad. Then we are one with him. We are no longer hidden in creation. We are one and the world will come and discover that Oneness.

 

The greater the darkness is, the brighter the light will shine. The bigger the lie is the more powerful the truth reveals itself. We read these parsha of the return of Yisrael and the birth of our nation in the darkest time of year. We read it in our generation where the lies, the falsehoods, the artificiality of existence is overwhelming. Men are women, women are men. Up is down and down is up. Left is right and right is left. All intelligence is artificial. News is fiction and what is happening in reality is something that feels like a dream or nightmare. When that happens the world looks for truth. It's then when Yisrael must shine. It's then when the miracles happen. When Hashem is revealed. It's when Israel will finally be real.

 

Have a real amazing Shabbos

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 


MARIV-5:21 PM -10 minutes after tzeitz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" An einredenish iz erger vi a krenk.".- An imaginary illness is worse than a real one.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

10. The name of the entrepreneur and founder of the hydroelectric plant in Naharayim is

________

 

Which of the following events occurred largely as a result of the bombing of the King

David Hotel?

A. Dismantlement of the "Jewish Resistance Movement"

B. Establishment of the Etzel (Irgun)

C. Establishment of Lehi

D. Dismantlement of the Palmach

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S VIDEO AND MUSIC OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneshama-lach    – My Ha'Neshoma Lach song with Moishie Goldbaum's high part composition- arrangements and vocals by the one and only Dovid Lowy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91vX9oIH8L4 – The Holiest Yid in the World- song above by Reb Moshe Auslander

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QEzozNdiR2E   – Carlebach's amazing Bas Ayin story!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pRHjFniEk&list=RDR2pRHjFniEk&start_radio=1   – Powerful video and song "Faith" by Nuriel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1oxdgOZixU -  It's Chanuka Acapella season and the first release from Kippalive Toda La'Hashem compilation is here in the Shuk!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


The Writing on the Wall- 374 BC – When we talk about the redemption coming, the term we use is to "see the writing on the wall". Yup… It seems that the way Hashem lets us know what's happening is by the writing on the wall. Check out those swastikas and Free Palestine writings all over the worlds walls these days. On all the Social media "walls" and on frighteningly enough too many synagogues and Jewish neighborhood walls in graffiti. Or as Simon and Garfunkel sang the "the words of the prophet are written on the Subway walls and Tenement halls." Yup..

 

Well that concept starts right here with the first redemption story beginning with Belshatzar. After Hashem reveals to Daniel all those amazing future prophecies about all of our exiles and ultimate redemption. He starts to share that light with the world. The King Belshatzar- grandson of Nevuchadnezzar in his third year had just successfully won an attack from Darius and Cyrus of Persia and he makes a cheshbon- which is always a bad thing. He remembers he words of the prophet that we will be exiled for 70 years and he starts that count from when Babylonia first rises to glory. Those 70 years are over. He beat Persia. It's time to party. It's time to celebrate the victory of his nation over the prophecy of it's demise. So he makes a party. He's going to show the world. Bavel will be great again.

 

Except that it's not. See, he brings all the vessels of the Temple out and begins to use them to show that the Temple will never be rebuilt and that's when the party ends. For all of a sudden a hand comes out from heaven and starts writing on the wall… Uh oh. What does it say? What does it mean. He calls in all of his advisers and as generally happens in these stories no one can figure it out. I don't know why they don't just call in the Jew in the first place. The King offers all types of rewards and sure enough Daniel gets called in to the King to read and explain the writing on the wall. What does it say? What does it mean? Stick around next week…


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE ARTIFICAL JOKES OF THE WEEK


What’s the opposite of artificial intelligence? Natural stupidity!

 

Who would steal an artificial leg? I'm stumped

 

I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours. .....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?

 

A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache."

2000 B.C. - "Here, eat this root."

1000 B.C. - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D. - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D. - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D. - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2017 A.D. - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

 

What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners

 

Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female? Because they're never wrong

 

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I picked up a bag of gummy worms today. I've got to say I don't really understand their marketing strategy. The bag says 'no artificial flavors.'" the guy says. "I'm just curious who buys a bag of gummy worms hoping they taste as close to real worms as possible?"

 

An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand.

 

You shouldn’t make fun of pets with artificial limbs. It’s a faux paw

 

My cow just got artificially inseminated. No bull.

 

What do you call a luxury automobile with a built in artificial intelligence? Alexus.

 

An old man is sitting quietly at a bar drinking whisky. After an hour of steady drinking, he leans over and says to the young man next to him, "I bet you 20 bucks I can bite my eye."

 

Obviously this is impossible, and seeing an opportunity to take an easy 20 off a drunk, the young man says, "Okay. You're on."

The old man, whips his artificial eye out and bites it. The young man sighs at being so easily fooled and hands over $20. The old man finishes another drink and then leans over again and say, "I bet you 100 bucks I can bite the other eye."

Now the young man knows the man can see him and doesn't have two artificial eyes. So again he says. "You're on."

The old man then whips off his dentures and bites the other eye.

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The answer to this week's question is A – I'm so much better at story and history questions like this then the trivial information dates and Arab or Christian stuff. This one was fairly easy. Pinchus Ruttenberg old Russian man who was a big dreamer came up with the idea of powering the entire Israel with Hydroelectric energy. This week's parsha talks about Yaakov crossing the Yabok river into Israel and the Yarden into Israel. So what better place then where these two rivers meet then to harness the rivers to make electricity and it worked and lasted for years. Part 2 of the question is also pretty easy as I speak about Begin's blowing up the British King David hotel. The ramifications of course were that the three armies joint coordinated attacks on all of the British entrance points to Israel in response for the Jewish immigration restrictions of the White Paper laws. So I got this one right and the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 6.5 point and the MOT having 3.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, November 28, 2025

Time to Leave? - Parshat Vayeitzei 2025 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 28th 2025 -Volume 16 Issue 6 8th of Kislev 5786

 

Parshat Vayeitzei

 

Time to Leave?

 

So when is it time to leave? When is it time to just pack your bags and say enough is enough? The writing is on the wall. It's time just get out. And I'm not talking about moving from Brooklyn to Miami either, or from Hungary to Poland, or from Spain to Portugal or from London to Paris. That, history has shown us is just pushing off the generally very short term inevitable. My question is when is it finally time to come home?

 

The truth is, this isn't my question. I'm already here. The Geula and Mashiach aren't here yet, We've got a long way to go till we get here. Not long in time hopefully, just that lots still has to happen. But I'm already here in the place that it's meant to and going to happen. It's just a matter of waiting it out and riding those exciting and sometimes frightening waves until it's all over, or perhaps more accurately until it all begins. The question is really one that I hear many, many, many of my clients, my friends, my former students and neighbors and my brothers and sisters are asking. Although, my own immediate family don't for some reason seem to be asking it yet…Maybe they're counting on me to pull some strings and sneak 'em in here at the last moment. Kind of like the angels grabbing Lot and his wife and kids and pulling them out before the fire and brimstone show begins.  But everyone else fantastically and even prophetically and miraculously seem to be starting to have more serious discussions about the topic. Maybe it's time. Maybe we should do it. Maybe it's not as crazy and far out as we thought it would be. Can we make it work? Is it time to give it a shot? Is this what Hashem wants us to do? Is the game almost over?

 

Now there are no angels that are coming down to us today and telling us what to do. There are no prophets. There haven't been for a long time. Each one of us need to have a Rabbi, a mentor, a spiritual guide who's advice we cherish. Someone who know each of us and are families and at the same time appreciate what's going on in our lives, in our communities and in Eretz Yisrael today to give us the direction and guidance of what we should be doing. If you don't have a person like that in your life, which sadly too many do not, then in general you're in trouble. But no worries. I'm here for you. I'm taking on new clients. I'm open for business. One tour with me, and I'm your Rabbi for life. The truth is, you don't even have to take a tour, just sponsor this E-Mail one week, and I'll help you as well.

 

But for those that don't have that Rabbi and aren't coming on a tour, another fantastic way I've found to get guidance in life is to check out the weekly Parsha. The Baal Ha'Tanya would say it is like one's daily newspaper. It's speaking to us today and now and it always has. It can even be your own personal horoscope. Each yid has a letter in the Torah and that letter isn't one of the 22 aleph beis letters. It's a handwritten letter from Hashem that is meant to guide us. Our job is to just rip open the envelop and start reading it as such.

 

Well when it comes to the leaving galus question though there is no better parsha than this week's of Vayeitzei. Yaakov Avinu is that first Jew that is in galus for an extended time as our sages tell us ma'asei avos siman la'banim- his story is ours. His exile embodies all of our future exiles and his return contains all of the elements of when and how we should return and perhaps the struggles that we have with that very question. It's a parsha that is called Va'yeitzei and he went out. It's a parsha about going and the question of when to come.  

 

Now before we get to the coming back though, we need to understand the going out from Israel first. If you don't know why you left, then it's hard to know when, why, and how we should come back. Yaakov leaves because his parents tell him that he's in danger for his life. That's usually a good reason to leave. A clear and present danger and your parents who happen to be prophets tell you it's time to go. Ther reason for the danger, not so incidentally is because Yaakov steals the blessings. Rather than standing up, as Rivkah kind of originally suggests him to do and to just go on in and Yitzchak with some food and tell him that he wants them. He deserves them. They belong to him. He's the rightful heir.

 

Yaakov is too nervous and resorts to Plan B, which is getting them through subterfuge. He dresses up like Esau. He pretends he's someone he's not. That he's politically correct. That he's a democracy. That he's a hunter. He may've been successful in pulling the wool he put on his arms over Yitzchak's nearly blinded eyes. But that voice of Yaakov almost always betrays us. It reveals who we really are. And it forces us to go into galus and become the proud Jew that can take that role straight up. That can be Yisrael, who leads and conquers the angel of Esau. That can lift up the world and reveal Hashem, without any qualms or fear of repercussions or of our message being accepted.

 

So now we know why he's in galus, the question then becomes though when to leave. Yaakov works for his 14 years and he finally has son number 11. Yosef is born. Yosef, Rashi tells us is the ultimate flame to Esau's straw man. He has the power to set the whole Edomite kingdom on fire. He will tell Pharaoh unabashedly that Hashem is the only one that can reveal dreams. That it's all about Hashem. He can do nothing without Him. And let the chips fall where they may. Yaakov feels empowered with that birth and he makes the hard decision to move home. To make Aliya. To bring this 14 years galus to an end and bring the children of Israel to the Holy Land promised to our family for the first time. But then something bizarrely changes. He meets with Lavan and he decides to hang out for another 6 years and make some money first. What is going on? Is it time or not? Is Yaakov selling out for a few bucks. Is parnassa a legitimate excuse to stay in galus. To ride it out for longer. A few more sheep? Some camels? Some more slaves? Another nursing home? An extension on your house? A summer home in the country? Better meat boards and real steak, not that entrecote thing they try to sell you back in Jerusalem.

 

The truth of the matter is the story seems even more perplexing as we go through it. If Yaakov is in fact sticking around for the money, then what's pshat with this pretty crazy and ridiculous deal he cuts with Lavan. One doesn't have to be Donald Trump or even have read "The Art of the Deal" to understand that Yaakov is in a good negotiating position. Lavan seems to have admitted to Yaakov that Hashem blessed him because of him. That the key to his successful cattle empire is all due to Yaakov. He even tells Yaakov to write his own check. "How much do you want and I'll give it to you" the verse tells us. So why doesn't Yaakov just ask for a 50/50 cut. For a new car, for easier hours, for profit sharing shares. What's this whole mishigas with spotted/striped seemingly leftover blemished lambchops?

 

Moving further on into this story it gets even more bizarre and perplexing. Yaakov takes on his new sheep mating habits job with a vengeance, like only a good smart Jew can do. He comes up with new hi-tech solutions. He develops new artificial genetic modification methods. He's revolutionizing the industry. He's reinvesting his dividends. He's expanding his portfolio. He's exploding in new found wealth like the best Lakewood guy during Corona. Slaves, camels, Teslas, and private planes. He's rocking this new world. The man of the tent has come out of the Bais Medrash and has made it big. Listen I'm sure he was sending his kids to Brisk and he avoided lace shaitels and even had a kosher phone and he was supporting Torah like he never did before. But at the end of the day, he probably could've hung out there for a lot longer until something changed. Actually two things changed. The first it doesn't chap right away. The second though, makes it kind of hard to avoid.

 

The Torah tells us that in three pesukim what changes. The first pasuk of chapter 31 tells us

 

"And Yaakov heard the words of the children of Lavan saying Yaakov took all that our father has, and it is from what our father has that he has made all of this honor."

 

There are two things that are fascinating and telling about this verse. The first is that Yaakov didn't chap this on his own. It's only when he read these anti-Semitic canards in the morning newspapers and on the daily blogs and whatsapp groups that he received that he began to see the anti-Semitism that was always out there. "The Jew is getting rich off our system and taking all of our benefits" sentiment he was breeding with his new found wealth just never occurred to him, until "he heard what they were saying".

 

The second thing is that even when he did hear that, it didn't really affect him so much, and convince him that he should be making plans to leave. He probably just wrote it off to a few fringe elements on the right and the left. At the end of the day. Lavan was his father-in-law. He had Jewish grandchildren… (sound familiar?). Yaakov voted for him. He contributed to his campaign. He made him rich. He made him powerful when nobody else backed him up. That changes when the next verse tells us about the next thing that changes.

 

"And Yaakov saw the face of Lavan and it wasn't like it was a day or two ago".

 

Uh oh. Hamdani is in the Bayit Ha'Lavan. So is that terrorist from Syria. We're talking two State solution. Maybe Hamas doesn't need to get destroyed. Tucker's not such a bad guy. This is not the same person's face we saw a few days ago. Maybe this is the point Yaakov should pick up and leave. But guess what? He doesn't. He's got too many business interests. It may not be right for his kids. Who knows if they will acclimate to the holy land? Maybe things will change with Lavan. Maybe Israel is still too dangerous to move to. And thus we get to the next step.

 

"And Hashem tells Yaakov 'Return to the land of his fathers and his birthplace and I will be with you".

 

Aram is not your home. It's not where you were born. Thanksgiving isn't your holiday and neither is July 4th and the star-spangled banner isn't your flag. Do you want Me truly be with you? Then get out of there. Because despite all of your Torah, your learning, your tzedaka and chinuch and chesed over there, as Rashi says

 

"as long as you're connected to impurity-to tumah- it's impossible for Me to rest My Shechina upon you."

 

There are not too many things that Hashem say is "impossible" for Him to do. But this is where it ends. This is the one thing that He can't do. The Shechina can't reside in chutz la'aretz. The world and the Jew can't achieve what he was put here and what it was created for to happen as long as you are still there.

 

Yet fascinatingly enough that doesn't seem to be enough to get Yaakov to book his tickets on El Al and contact his Nefesh B'Nefesh representative yet. There's one more thing that has to happen first. He has to have a dream; he tells his wives. It's the dream and the epiphany that come from there that changes everything. It's what makes him truly decide that it's time to get out and they need to do that fast and furiously.

 

Yaakov retells them about the whole sheep and goat spotted speckled thing. He tells them about his incredible deals he made, the inventions he came up with, the way he outsmarted and out swindled Lavan. How he stayed ahead of the game. How he flourished and prospered. And then he realized one morning that the whole thing was really a lie. He had drunk his own Kool-aid. He realized that he really hadn't done anything.

 

"And he lifted up his eyes and he saw in a dream and behold the goats that mounted the flock were ringed speckled and striped."

 

Pay attention to the pasuk. It changes everything. Do you know what Rashi tells us that Yaakov realized? He realized that the reason why the sheep and goats were coming out spotted speckled and striped had absolutely nothing to do with his stick tricks. It wasn't his smarts. It wasn't his deals. It wasn't his technology. That stuff didn't do anything. It doesn't even work. Try it at home. Rather he saw an angel bringing over the spotted speckled sheep from Lavan's barn every night, that he had separated and mating them with Yaakov's sheep. That's how it all happened. And then an angel appears to Yaakov and tells him precisely that.

 

"And the angel said to me in that dream "Lift up your eyes and see the goats that are mating with the striped speckled spotted sheep and. Because I have seen what Lavan has done to you."

 

Do you know what Lavan has done to you Yaakov? He made you think that you made it here on your own. He made you stop raising your eyes up to Hashem and realizes how this whole thing really happens. He made you forget the real reason why you even decided to stick around a bit longer even though you knew Yosef was born and you had what it took to go back and get Esau and reveal the shechina? You forgot the only reason you're here in galus in the first place.

 

If you look back at the conversation that Yaakov has with Lavan when he tells him that he wants to leave, you'll find something fascinating. Lavan tells Yaakov that Hashem blessed Lavan because of Yaakov and therefore Yaakov is like his good luck charm and he wants him to stick around and is even willing to pay him to do so. It's at that point that Yaakov decides that he needs to stay. Yaakov doesn't feel that he can leave as long as Lavan doesn't understand that Yaakov isn't a good luck charm, but rather that all that Yaakov has is from Hashem. Lavan can't give him or pay him anything. For Lavan doesn't even have anything. Everything is from Hashem.

He doesn't have it b'glalo as the Lavan tells him- as a result of him. But rather Yaakov corrects him and tells him that it's all l'ragli- it's because Hashem wants me to be His foot. It's so that I can reveal the Shechina in the world. So I can be like Yosef, my son who was just born and say everything comes from Hashem and reveal Him to the world.

 

It is for that reason that Yaakov comes up with his deal. He tells Lavan-

 

Lo titein li me'uma- you can not give me anything.

 

 Nothing comes from you. I'll take the worst of the worst and Hashem will miraculously provide for me from there. That's why Yaakov stuck around. And after six years though of that miracle happening day in and day out, Yaakov it seems forgot about what he was doing there. He saw it as his own success. He wasn't "lifting up his eyes' and seeing those angels. It was then that Yaakov finally understood it was time for him to get the heck out fast and furiously. It was time to come back and build the altar that he had promised to build. To bring that ladder down to the world and up again.

 

So when should one come home? What is the lesson of this parsha? What does this letter say to us and what story of Yaakov is the story of his children? There are so many different factors and letters and signs that call out to Yaakov to come home and to his descendants. There's money, there's opportunity, there's antisemitism, there's the changing face of the government, and there's even the command from Hashem Himself to us leave and come home. Yet ultimately the message that perhaps is the one that encompasses all is for us to lift up our eyes. To really see beyond everything that we perceive. To ask ourselves the hard questions and to discuss it with our wives in the field, if what we feel we're accomplishing and achieving in galus is really the mission that we're there for, or is it just an excuse. Are we fooling and lying to ourselves and perpetuating a spiritual existence and raising up the sparks, the kelipos and sheep of Hashem in what we are doing here? Or is that job over again for us and our family and now we're just sitting back and enjoying ourselves, while the altar we had promised to build is languishing with the Shechina waiting for us to return.

 

I don't have the answer to that question for you. It's not my letter. It's yours. I read mine already. More and more Jews are having that dream and angel appearing to them. More and more are hearing the voices of the sons of Lavan and reading their blogs. Some are even hearing the voice of Hashem and fulfilling what they believe is His command to them. To return to their birthplace and the land promised to our fathers. While there are others that are still out there shepherding, grazing, carving sticks, mating sheep, cutting deals and eating lambchops and who perhaps feel they have a spiritual mission to accomplish. And they may in fact even be correct. They may not yet have birthed that inner Yosef that is ready to come home and fight against Esau. But two things are for certain for all of us. That day is coming closer and closer. We all need to be listening closer and closer. We all need to dream a bit more about angels. We need to have those conversations with our wives in the field. And it certainly may in fact be time to start pulling out those suitcases from the attic. The party is almost over. And the second thing is that the answer to that question is not about My-o'(r)-Me. (excuse the brilliant pun 😊) It's about Him. And Him is only here.   

 

Have a spectacular Shabbos

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Ver es poret zich mit staleh, shmirt zich ein di hent.- If you deal with tar, expect your hands to get dirty.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 9. The UNSCOP committee arrived in Palestine in the year of ______

Between which two points was it possible to travel on the "Jezreel Valley railway"?

A. Haifa – Zemach

B. Acre - Beit She'an

C. Jaffa - Afula

D. Beit She'an - Jericho


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/vzakeynu-lirot-banim   – In honor of the birth of all of the tribes in the parsha this is my V'zakeinu song I composed for my first grandson. YItz Berry arrangements amazing the perfect Shalom Zachor song…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_aWQeRXQLc  - Calebach on his songs Bashaynu… what a story… only Reb shlomo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FoDIJbAIuc  – Ma Norah Ha'Makom the one and only Chaim Dovid!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-atYl3qRJk – Love this song about Yaakov's dream from Sruly Lipshutz Vayachaloim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYM0rI0xGZ4&list=RDDYM0rI0xGZ4&start_radio=1   – This new TYH Chaim Ghoori song Blessed just has me meditating and floating…


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Prophecies of Exile, Redemption and end of Days- 375 BC (see last week for new secular dating and missing years count)- With the death of Avel Merodach we have the new and last Babylonian King Belshatzar. Belshatzar was the son of Avel according to Daniel and as opposed to his father who ruled for 23 years and Nevuchadnezzar for 45 years Belshatzar's reign was for only 2 years. The end of our galus was in sight. It is at this point that Sefer Daniel gives us the visions he has for all of our future exiles. He has two dreams that have animals of all types rising up from the Sea. Each animal, the lion, the bear, the leopard and others all have specific details about their feet, their shapes, their fearsomeness and their wings. Each detail has another secret about each exile. There's Persia, there's Greece, there's the Arab Yishmael world and empire and of course there's the largest and most fierce and deadly which is Rome and the final exile that we are in.

 

In the prophecy of Rome there are ten different levels that it is divided into. The angel tells him that this last exile will have many different elements to it. It will appear in different forms. The last one will seem the most civilized. Jews will be assimilated and eaten up by it. But ultimately as well it fall. We will be redeemed. Mashiach will come. Throughout the generations different commentaries have enumerated them. Whether it's Spain, Africa, The Cruaders, the Nazis, as well most of our Rabbis seem to agree that America is the last stand. It's here where it all comes together from. Daniel is standing at the gates of redemption and he sees our time. He will only merit to experience that first redemption back to Jerusalem, but even then he realizes it will only be temporary. The world has been waiting for our generation today. There's perhaps no chapters or prophecies that contain that end of Days story more than these chapters of Daniel. This column is too short and to surface to be able to delve into it. Yet, it seems it would be a good place for all those looking to discover the end of days hints to begin their search here.  


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE DEAL JOKES OF THE WEEK


I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.

 

Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!

 

Why was "Art of the Deal" so long? It had six Chapter 11s.

 

As Adam is walking about the Garden of Eden he is approached by God, "Adam you look quite lonely."

"Well..."

"Listen, my son, how about I make you a companion? A beautiful women, who is smart and funny. She will be your true match and the two of you will be forever happy together."

"Well that does sound pretty great," replies Adam.

"Wonderful, I'll only need your arm to make it so."

"...my arm? Can I think about it?"

God allows Adam to mull over the deal and says he will ask again tomorrow. The next day, God again comes up to Adam, "Have you decided, my son?"

"I've thought it over a great deal, God. She sounds amazing but I very much like both my arms. What can I get for a rib?"

 

What do you call a gangster who’s always on the hunt for a good deal? Al Coupon

Our company has been working on this big deal for a year and I just blew it. Oh well, I guess it’s no big deal.

One day Yankel walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.  “Eight hundred dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” Yankel says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”  

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to $700.”

“That’s still too expensive,” Yankel says.

“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $200.”

“Nope,” moans Yankel, “it’s still too much.”

“Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $100.”

"Marvelous,” says Yankel, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

 

Berel and Shmerel both really love baseball and they made a deal that whoever died first would have to come down from above and tell the other guy if there was baseball in heaven.

When Berel died, he came down to tell Shmerel.

Berel: I have good news and bad news.

Shmerel: The good news?

Berel: There is baseball in heaven!

Shmerel: And the bad news?

Berel: You’re pitching next week!

 

My local gym costs $120 for an entire year. That’s $60 per visit, not a great deal.

 

A Salesman is working late one night to close a deal with some clients. They start to get hungry, so he calls down to the office cafeteria to see if they can fix anything. The kitchen is already closed for the night, so the best the chef can do is whip up some sandwiches. As the chef is plating them up, he accidentally knocks the pickle jar off the counter and shatters it on the floor. The Salesman ultimately fails to get the clients to sign on. Apparently, the sandwiches were a dill breaker.

What’s the difference between Americans and the engines of the El Al plane on which they travel here on? After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

There once was a clan of hunter-gatherers dedicated to being self-sufficient. They would ONLY ever hunt and gather. Absolutely no trading or sales of any kind was allowed in this clan. Being self-sufficient was religion to them, and they hated the idea of money. Then one-time, little old Joe from this clan had had enough, he wanted to try some of the other clans’ produce for once.

So he secretly made a deal and met with one of the other clan’s members in the dead of the night. Just as they were exchanging goods and were about to close the deal, 3 spies from Joe’s clan popped up from behind the bushes to catch him dead in the act. They all shouted in unison,

“TRADER!”

 

A man walks into a brain store to buy a new brain. He goes to the clerk and says

"Hello, I'd like to purchase a new brain".

The clerk replies with "Sure, here are some of our brains we have on sale"

"Here's the brain of a physicist, 5 dollars."

"Here's our second deal for today. The brain of a C Liberal Free Palestine Supporter, 10,000 dollars".

The man, completely confused, asks "Why is the brain of a Liberal Free Palestine Supporter Liberal Free Palestine Supporter more expensive than of a physicist?"

"Because it's never been used" The clerk replies.

 

A man grabs a case of beer off the store shelf. His wife stops him and asks "What do you think you're doing?"

The man responds "It's a 24 pack on sale for $10. That's a great deal."

His wife tells him they can't afford it and to put it back. A little while later the wife grabs a $20 jar of skin cream off the shelf. The man stops her and asks "What do you think you're doing? That's $20! We can't afford that!"

She quickly answers back "This is different. This makes me look beautiful for you."

The man says "So does the beer and that's half the price!"

 

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The answer to this week's question is A – At least I didn't get this one entirely wrong. So I wasn't thinking and I confused the UNSCOP with the PEEL commission so I wrote 1936 rather than 1947. Both of them were pretty much just how to do this dumb two state solution thing. The second part though was easy. The rakevet ha'emek I speak about often as we do an overlook from the Mt, Carmel and it of course ran from Chaifa to Tzemach right under Tiverya. So I got this one half right and thee new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 5.5 point and the MOT having 3.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.