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Friday, August 30, 2024

Holy Heretic- Parshat Re'eh 2024 5784

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 

August 30th 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 45 26th of Av 5784

 

Parshat Re’eh

 Holy Heretic

 

He was excited to have his honored brother-in-law, the holy “Flame” or the “Saraf”, Reb Uri of Strelisk visit him that weekend. It was going to be a big Shabbos in Kosov and Reb Menachem Mendel sent out the word that all should come to the synagogue, as just to see the holy prayers of Reb Uri was a sight of a lifetime. The legend was that Reb Uri held the keys that locked Gehenom up over Shabbos and the souls that were released from there for Shabbos didn’t return until after Reb Uri’s havdala, which could take over an hour. This was not a Shabbos to miss.

 

Already on Thursday the locals came over to their Rebbe’s house where Reb Menachem Mendel (the founder of the Kosov and Viznitz dynasties) greeted each of his chasidim and townsfolk and spoke with them. There was one chasid however, whose heart was broken and who wasn’t satisfied with a  mere blessing. He had once been a wealthy man who had supported much of the needy causes in the town. The wheels of fortune had turned on him and now he had lost it all. To make matters worse, the poritz from whom he had rented his lands demanded payment and had threatened to take his wife and children and lock them up until his outstanding debts were covered.  Reb Menachem Mendel realizing the severity of the situation, told the broken chasid to go into his brother-in-law and ask for his advice as to what he should do.

 

With trepidation, the man entered the holy office where Reb Uri was sitting, learning and praying and he tearfully told him his sorry story. Reb Uri, being moved by his story told him that he would bequeath to him all of the merits of the Mikva that he, Reb Uri, immersed in the next morning with all his lofty kavanos and mystical tikunim. That should provide him with all he needs. The poor yid walked out perplexed, what could a Mikva dip do for him? He had bills to pay now. But one doesn’t argue or ask on a Rebbi, so he bit his tongue and accepted it. However when he told Reb Menachem Mendel about the strange conversation and offer of his brother-in-law, the Rebbe sent him back in and told him to tell Reb Uri a message that “A Mikva dip is not how we pay back debts”.

 

So fearfully and a bit abashedly the chasid reentered Reb Uri’s room and told him the message that Reb Menachem Mendel had given him. Reb Uri accepted the message and closed his eyes a bit and turned back to the chasid and told him that he had thought it over and decided that he would as well give him the merit of his tefillin wearing the next morning. Reb Uri’s tefillin there were those that said were so holy that they corresponded to the tefillin Hashem wore in heaven. Yet, once again when the chasid exited and told Reb Menachem Mendel what Reb Uri had told him, it wasn’t good enough and thus he found himself going in for the third time this time truly feeling like a ping pong ball between these two great masters.

 

Yet the third time, although the Saraf upped the ante even more by offering him the merit of his entire Shacharis prayers, wasn’t sufficient enough for Reb Menachem Mendel either. The Chasid however despite his desperate need was tired of being a ping pong ball and suggested maybe the Rebbe himself come with him to his brother-in-law and work this out together. So they entered the holy room of Reb Uri and the Saraf looked up at his brother-in-law surprisedly and asked “are my merits and prayers that I was willing to give this man not enough?” The holy Kossover turned to his brother-in-law and responded


“All of that is fine and good, but with a Mikva dip, teffilin and even prayers you can’t buy food in a grocery store. The only thing that we need to do here is that you and I go together and knock on the doors of the local wealthier families and raise a respectable sum for this poor yid. That’s the way that debts are paid back.”   

 

And so the two holy Rebbes went from door to door for the next two days and thus they were able to help this poor yid take care of his debts and family.

 

There is a great vort that I heard once, I think it was from Reb Yisrael Salanter, the great Mussar giant. They asked him once that it is said that every attribute and emotion that Hashem placed into our DNA could be used for good and for bad. Whether it is kindness, anger, zealotry, the power of speech and even deviousness, trickery and arrogance. Yet, they asked him, how could the midda of heresy and disbelief in God have any positive usage or outcome?

 

 His response was that when it comes to taking care of the needs of others, it is good to become a heretic. That’s why Hashem created man with the ability to deny the existence of Hashem. Don’t tell other people that Hashem will help them. Prayer on their behalf, extra merits or resolutions you may do to save people and turn around decrees in heaven, tears, Tehillim and even blessings and prayers of tzadikim are all good when one is faced with their own tzoris; their own trying times or needs for salvation. But when it comes to others, it’s best to be a kofer. Stop believing in God and get off your couch, close your Tehillim and do something real. That’s the real reason Hashem created atheism. For when it comes to another’s pain that’s what we’re supposed to be. (And you thought my last week’s E-Mail on reverse psychology and not wanting mashiach was bad… I may even have to unsubscribe from my own E-Mails soon, if this keeps up.)

 

This week’s parsha, Re’eh, fascinatingly enough does not have any commentary of the Zohar, the classic Kabbala work, which is quite unique. The Sifsei Tzadik (the grandson of Chiddushei Ha’Rim) explains this by noting the difference between the Talmud Bavli and the Zohar. The Bavli, when it brings proofs to arguments it’s making, uses the terms “Tah Shema- come and hear”. The Zohar on the other hand uses the term “Tah chazei- come and see”. The difference between the two terms are that to hear something one only needs to listen to the arguments or statements being made/ The words themselves do the talking and explanation. To see, on the other hand, one has to engage their own intellect. They have to reflect on the sights and understand the nuances, causes and meanings of what is being presented before them. It’s much deeper. That’s what the Zohar and the kabbala’s job is; to reveal the mystical meanings behind what is presented. To let you come and see what is behind the surface.

 

That is true for most parshiyot and it is necessary to get the full picture. Parshat Re’eh, though, the parsha that  begins “Re’eh- see that I place before you today the bracha and the klala- the blessing and curse,” doesn’t have any secrets or hidden meanings. It’s all there in the open. Quite the opposite in fact. The message of the parsha is don’t try to dig too deep. Don’t try to be lomdish, insightful and find explanations. The messages of this parsha are right in front of you. Just see them and all will be good.

 

 So let’s do that quickly now. I promised myself it would be a short E-Mail this week. So don’t expect any great insights or pshatim. We’re just reading the texts.

 

Number one. Follow the mitzvos. End of story. Mitzvos are good, they will bring you blessing. In fact, they’re the natural way that one achieves everything that they’re really looking for in life. The Torah tells us the blessing comes “asher tisham’a’un- when you will listen. The curses on the other hand “im lo- if you don’t:. We are naturally built to do the right thing. It’s the essence of our soul. It’s simple. Leaving the path, though… that takes talent. That takes thinking on your own and trying to convince yourself of something else. Don’t try to figure things out. Just see what’s in front of you and stay on the path.

 

Next series of lessons. Eretz Yisrael is the place to be. It’s the only place where the Shechina rests. That’s where you need to live. End of story. It’s quite simple. See that.

 

See that there are enemies and evil people and kill them all. Don’t overthink this. Don’t ask the world permission. Don’t listen to false prophets, to your brothers that tries to convince or persuade you otherwise. To the News. To entire cities that are built and premised on these false left-wing ideals of dual-existence and two-states and humanitarian aid. Destroy them. Don’t think it doesn’t belong to anyone else. Don’t let them move you from the sights of your eyes. Don’t get blinded by your intelligence, your confidence, your army. It’s what Hashem wants you to do. Conquer the land, settle the land, inherit the land, build a temple, shine out the light to the world. Stop staying in galus and foreign countries davening and crying and going to the Mikva and putting on tefillin as a merit that Hashem will magically bring you on wings of eagles here and do all the messy dirty work for you. That’s not the way you pay your bills in the makolet, that’s not the way we were meant to get the land. Be an atheist and forget about Hashem doing the job for you and just come here already. I promise He’s here waiting for you.

 

We’ll skip all of the kosher laws in the parsha- which perhaps one can argue also has become over complicated, but I’m not getting into that here… And jump to the bulk of the parsha which is the laws of tzedaka, charity, tithes, helping out the needy, giving up all claims to debts that are owed to you in shemitta, giving tips to your servants when they’re done working. Basically, in a nutshell, what Hashem wants us to see, and what we all know to be true, is that the only time we will be truly happy and accomplish all we want to do and have in life, is when we open our hearts, our homes, our fields, our wallets to those that are needy and less fortunate and blessed then us. There is no greater feeling in the world then to be the provider.

 

I’ve taken so many people this year to make BBQ’s for soldiers, to houses of needy orphans and widows, to hostage families that are suffering and can’t pay their bills because they haven’t yet seen October 8th on this yoma arichta- this long day that the past year has become. Barring none, those experiences have been the highlight of their trips here. More than the water hikes, the ATV trips, jeeping in the Judean desert, rafting down the Jordan river and evening davening in the Kotel or Kever Rachel. Because when one gives their heart and soul and pours out their money, even more than ever before, then what in fact they are becoming is god-like. They are literally becoming like Hashem and cleaving to His ways. They are revealing their own neshoma’s deepest desire because just as Hashem is selfless and focused on doing good to the world, we are doing the same.

 

We all know this to be true. We all know how we feel when hundreds of soldiers can’t stop thanking you for taking care of them. When wounded people tell you how much your visit means to them. When you come across the ocean to visit them and when through tears and hugs that don’t stop, the families of mourners or suffering hostages tell you what your visit has done for them. You see it on their faces. You appreciate the good you’ve just done. You didn’t just tell them Hashem will be there for them, but you were a little bit of a heretic and atheist yourself and said that you aren’t waiting for Hashem. You’re doing and helping in whatever way you can. You’re a good holy heretic.

 

The parsha concludes with all the holidays, once again in the Torah. The special times during the year when we can see Hashem. When He wants us to visit Him. When we’re supposed to come to Yerushalayim to His temple. Yet the question is how can we see Hashem? He’s invisible, right? He’s infinite. He’s beyond time and space and anything that we have any mortal way of perceiving. The answer though is quite clear. Each holiday it tells us again and again, bring the widow, the orphan, the levi, the convert, the needy, the helpless, the servants with us. Take care of them. Feed them. Treat them to a Jerusalem trip. Pay for them. Put them in the Waldorf with you. As the last verse in the parsha tells us

“Ish k’matnas yado k’virkas Hashem elokecha asher nasan lach- Each man according to the gift of the blessing Hashem has given you.”

 

 If you want to see Hashem, then be Hashem. Forget about your own needs. Reach deep, take care of others. If you do that, you will experience godliness like you never have before. You will be redeemed. You will be one with Him. In fact that’s the only reason Hashem created them and you. They’re there so that you can connect and take care of them. That’s your job. That’s how you can reveal Him. That’s how you can see Him.

 

It’s not our prayers, no matter how much we shuckel and sway that allows us to see God. Even when we learn His holy word in the Torah, we are only hearing the word of Hashem. We’re not seeing Him. Hashem doesn’t just want to be heard. He’s sick of talking to us on the telephone. Just like the soldiers serving months in Gaza are sick of facetiming their children “Layla tov” each night.  He wants us to be at the Shabbos table with Him. He wants this year Sukkos to sit with us under His shade. He wants us home. He wants to be seen by us.

 

We enter this week the month of Elul. Hashem is packing His bags right now, as our kabbalists tell us and heading out to the field. The Melech is coming to the sadeh. We’re going to have a great get-together soon. It’s time for us to start packing as well. But it’s not our own bags that need to be packed. It’s the binoculars, or perhaps even more accurately the holy glasses that we will need to see Hashem when He arrives. Those “eyes” that can see Hashem, are the ones that see and have helped the poor, needy and downtrodden that we are making sure will have what they need to come with us. Eyes that see them and answer their calls will be able to see the bracha. Those eyes didn’t fall off to the cursed path and been busy with excuses that someone else will take care of them. They don’t say that the government will or should be the ones helping them. That Hashem will provide. That all we can do is to just daven and say Tehillim. If we see and we do what is before us, then we can see it all. Their eyes are turned to us, to our hearts, to our wallets. Hashem has this year given so many, more than ever, that are turning to us, because He wants all of us to have a piece of that action. He wants us all to finally See Him Home. It’s time to become a holy heretic. As I said last week… nothing else seems to be working…

 

Have a super special Shabbos and a blessed loving month of Elul,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK


" Tsedokeh zol kain gelt nit kosten un gemilas-chassodim zolen kain agmas-nefesh nit farshafen, volten geven di velt fil tsadikim..- If one could do charity without money and favors without aggravation, the world would be full of saints.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/lecha-amar-my-versioon    - Can you believe it’s Elul already?!! I composed this song last Elul before the war and it carried me through the entire month. Please Hashem don’t hide Your face from me, from the psalm we begin saying this month of L’dovid. It truly encapsulates all of the essence of the month with amazing arrangements and vocals from Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiZ5SHnekOg  – Mordechai Shapiro’s latest Va’tavo

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1mn2-q2rJA – Shlomo Yehudah’s beautiful Ani L’dodi sung Moshe Tishler


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23bHBmxkz5U – And here’s my friend Dovid Lowy’s Ani L’Dodi… enjoy!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

The Lachish Letters describe events connected to the conquest campaign, that

was initiated by the ________ Empire


The findings from which of the Tels in the Shphelah (Judean Foothills) caused

debate regarding the size of the “United Monarchy”?

A. Azekah

B. Qeiyafa

C. Sokho

D. Beit Shemesh


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK


Jerusalem – It’s such an amazing thing. It’s really to me one of the most powerful aspects of our prayer that we take for granted so much and hardly pay any attention to. It’s the direction that we daven. For thousands of years we lived all over the world. In Africa, Europe, Asia, Australia and North America. It doesn’t make a difference where Jews were, we all faced one direction when we davened. We all faced Yerushalayim. We understood that Yerushalayim is the gateway for all of our prayers. That’s where our hearts and thoughts need to be towards. That’s the way we need to face. If we do that, then that merit alone will bring all of our tefillos up to Hashem.


The Radomsker Rebbe, Reb Shloimeleh, takes this idea to a new level though in this week’s parsha. He notes that there’s a Talmud in Berachos that Rebbi Yosi entered once one of the destroyed ruins of Yerushalayim to daven and Eliyahu Ha’Navi stood at the entrance to the gate and was watching over there. The Rebbi asks why would Eliyahu be standing in the ruins of Yerushalayim and why does it even need a gate? Isn’t it ruins? He answers that the ruins of Yerushalayim and the gate that Eliyahu stands in front of our the gates of the prayers that he brings up to Hashem. Eliyahu’s job is to connect all of those prayers to the ruins. Every tefilla that we have needs to primarily be connected and at it’s essence for Mashiach. For the temple. For the redemption that he’s waiting and waiting to herald in. Eliyahu tells Rebbi Yosi that he didn’t need to come to the ruins to daven those prayers. They don’t need to be by the Kotel. They can be from anywhere on the road. As long as it’s a road to Jerusalem, where all our roads need to lead. He’s there waiting to bring them up. We just need to direct those thoughts there.


The Rebbe explains thus the verse that tells us this week of the mitzva to come to the Beit Ha’Mikdash. L’shichno tidrashu- seek out that dwelling place of Hashem, u’vasah shama- and then you will come there. Then Hashem will answer those prayers. Then Eliyahu will bring them up and bring Mashiach.


Eliyahu told Rebbi Yosi that it doesn’t have to even be a long prayer. It just needs to be about Yerushalayim. It has to be about those ruins. If one needs a shidduch, parnasa. If they need healing, comfort, consolation or a miracle, you need to turn your hearts and connect that to the ruins of Yerushalayim. To the pain of the shechina. To your desire to return and to see Hashem returned and His house rebuilt. If we do that then the point of Yerushalyim will not oonly be the compass that we turn towards, but it will truly be the center of our prayers, the gateway to heaven. The place we can finally call home.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Chabakuk 697 BC -Although we usually talk about eras and kings, the next few weeks I’d like to focus on the various prophets that lived during this tumultuous period of King Menashe. Our sages tell us that the three periods during this period were Chabakuk, Yoel and Nachum, none of them though mention Menashe as he was too wicked to even mention his name. Chabakuk, who according to our sages was one of the oldest prophets is the first we will begin with.

 

The Navi Chabakuk, according to one opinion, and for those of our faithful readers of this column will remember, was  the child of the Shunamite woman whom Elisha resurrected. The home of the Shunamite woman today, which is the only place where Reb Chayim Kanievsky would tell people to daven at, as he had a tradition from his father the Steipler that it was a special place to daven, is located in the Arab village of Sulam. The grave of that son, Chabakuk, is actually not far from there near tzomet Kadarim and the village of Chukok in the lower Galil, right off the side of Highway 65.

 

As opposed to other prophets we don’t have much other information about who Chabakuk was and his life and times. We just have three chapters in his book that give us prophecies for all times. In fact our sages tell us that there are 613 mitzvos in the Torah, yet Chabakuk knocked it all down to three words. “Tzadik B’Emunoso yichyeh- a righteous man lives with his faith”. That’s what all of Judaism and mitzvos are about. Having faith in Hashem and being righteous in following his way.

 

The first chapter of his book deals with the great question of tzadik v’ra lo- how to deal with questions of that faith when we see the righteous and pure being punished. He mentions the word Chamas many times by the way and screams out at Hashem how can it be that Hashem watches as the wicked rebel and swallow up the righteous. The answer in chapter 2 he reveals is that Hashem told him that ‘im yismahameha chakeh lo shetavo- if he delays wait for him that he will come”. If that sounds familiar to you, yes that is the basis of our Ani Maamin. It’s from there that we have the song of faith. It’s our belief that despite the questions there is an answer that will be forthcoming, and all will be clear. We can only live with our faith. That’s all we have.

 

Finally the last chapter of Chabakuk’s book is very similar to Dovid Ha’melech’s book of Tehillim. It is a song and the only other book that uses the word “selah” repeatedly. He prophesizes of the redemption and Hashem’s revenge against our enemies. We end with a song. With a prayer. Chabakuk more than any prophet as one who came back from the dead is the one to tell us that the world is not as we think it looks. We need to see beyond what is before us in the moment. Hashem is always there and the redemption is on its way. That is the words of the prophet in those days, but for our times as well.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ATHEIST JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What's the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian? The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of God

 

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

 

“Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.” — George Carlin

 

What does it say on the atheist’s tombstone? All dressed up and no place to go.

 

A Jewish atheist hears that the best school in town happens to be Catholic, so he enrolls his son. Things are going well until one day the boy comes home and says, “I just learned all about the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.”

The boy’s father is barely able to control his rage. He grabs his son by the shoulders and says, “Joey, this is very important, so listen carefully. There is only ONE God — and we don’t believe in Him!”

 

What do you get if you cross an insomniac with an atheist and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a file after death..

 

Hannah comes home from her afternoon out with Arnold looking very unhappy.

"What’s the matter, Hannah?" asks her mother.

"Arnold has asked me to marry him," she replies.

"Mazeltov! But why are you looking so sad?" her mother asks.

"Because he also told me that he was an atheist. He doesn't even believe in Gehenom."

Her mother then says, "That’s alright Hannah, it really isn’t a problem. I suggest you marry him and then I will show him how wrong he is."

 

Yanky came home to his mother after running away from a few years. He was certainly not the young yeshiva student that he was when he left home after being thrown out of yeshiva. His mother turned to him and asked him if he was still religious? Yanky, turned his eyes down and told his mother that he no longer believed in God and didn’t keep the commandments anymore.

In shock and horror his mother asked him if he kept Shabbos. And once again Yanky answered that he no longer kept that sacred day, it wasn’t for him.

“What about kosher? Do you still watch what you eat?

“I told you Ma, I don’t believe in that stuff anymore..”

Yom Kippur? Pesach? The holidays? Are you doing any of those still?

“I’m sorry Mommy to disappoint you, but I have to be honest. I can’t and don’t keep any of those any more. They don’t have meaning to me..”

Finally pulling out her last card and hope for any connection to yiddishkeit, his mother from Boro Park asked…

“What about when you see a dog, Yanky? Do you still scream

“U’lchol bnai Yisrael lo yechratz kelev l’shono…”

(Thank you Saadia for that great joke!!)

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 The answer to this week”s question is B- Ok this is a legitimate hit on me by the MOT. I should’ve gotten this one entirely right, rather than the half point I’m walking away with. There’s no excuse for me, just that I’m tired and had a along week, and haven’t really toured Lachish in a long time. The letters that were found in Lachish were actually from the Babylonian conquest, rather then Sancherev’s Assyrian one that I answered incorrectly. I knew they were written to Jerusalem telling them that their city was burning down. Yet I mixed up the Assyrian conquest with teh Babylonian one that followed. Oh well.. I'm ashamed. It means I have to get back there soon. On the other hand the second part I got right. I knew that Keyafa, or the ancient fortified city of She'arim not far from Beit Sharim and where the Philistines fled to after Dovid and Goliath fought was the place where to a large degree Finkelstien and his minimalist school which claimed that Dovid and Shlomo's reign was a mere tribal clan and kingdom heretically different then what Tanach tells us werer proved wrong. This was a huge city and it was a sign that the Judean kingdom was large adn established. So at least that one I got right and the score now is  But anyways got it right so the new score is  Rabbi Schwartz 12.5 and Ministry of Tourism 7.5 on this exam so far.

Friday, June 10, 2022

Short and Sweet- Parshat Beha'aloscha 2022 5782

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 10th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 35 11th Sivan 5782


Parshat Behaloscha 

Short and Sweet

 

It was a radical change for me. See, in Seattle most of my shul did not read Hebrew. I would encourage them to daven in English while I read the prayers out loud in Hebrew. Davening wasn’t meant to be their Hebrew reading practicing time, rather it was meant to be their conversation with Hashem and thus should be in the language they understood. I used to intersperse our Shabbos morning service with explanations. Throughout each Shabbos morning service I would stop and talk about different parts of the tefilla; he blessings, the different psalms, Shema, e and of course the main silent amida and its structure. It was interactive. It made the teffila more meaningful and it challenged me to find new insights and ideas into the prayers I had been reciting since youth but sadly never really appreciated the depth that can and should be found in them. It was one of the main reasons I got into the field of Jewish outreach work in the first place. To make my yiddishkeit more real, inspirational and truthfully holier. There’s nothing like a few newbies drinking it all in to give you a sense that we truly have something special.

 

Now I’m generally a fast davener. The words just flow out as soon as I take my three steps back and forward and shift into gear. I’m talking to Hashem and frankly I’m a fast talker. When I was back in yeshiva though I would shlep my davening out really long in order to look really cool and yeshivish- isn’t it amazing what yeshiva guys think is cool? But I would find that while I did that I generally spaced out in the middle and found myself thinking about my upcoming exams. How I was going to get out of shiur or just where I was going to go out for dinner. Because it was Wednesday night and in yeshiva they were serving that old macaroni again, and Carvel had a buy one get one free sundae on Wednesdays. Now I would usually go with Rechnitz but he wasn’t feeling well, I didn’t see him by lunch. But maybe he was just cutting out of the exams that we had. So maybe I can go with Goldberg or Bassman….hmmm… Modim anachnu lach- bow down. Oops I’m in middle of Shemona esrey. See what I mean.

 

As I got older, I became more focused on just talking to Hashem. Saying the words of the prayer that I knew by heart and actually saying them and pretty much only them to Hashem. No extra thoughts, no space-outs, no ice cream. The trick I found was speed. If I was standing or drifting too much, I would lose it. This worked out well in my Seattle shul because they were reading in English and I didn’t want to lose them either by having them wait for me. We were all happy. We all talked to Hashem and then we had chulent.

 

Upon moving to Israel and starting my shul here though it was a decidedly different type of congregation. Almost all my congregants were religious and davening for years. Many of them were yeshiva graduates and black hat Kollel guys. They had loooong Shmona esrey amidas like most yeshiva guys do. After a few weeks it became patently obvious that there was a problem with the Rabbi- namely-“moui”. Because rather than what happens in most shuls where the congregation waits for the Rabbi to finish praying before continuing with the repetition of the amida, I was waiting for everyone else. I remember calling up my Rebbe and telling him how awkward it was being the first to finish. He reassured me that I wasn’t the first one. I had good company. No less of a Rabbinic figure than  the great Reb Chaim Brisker had the same problem.

 

It seems, he told me, that Reb Chaim also used to daven pretty quickly. Upon receiving his first rabbinic position his congregants began to complain. "What type of Rabbi do we have, who finishes davening so fast.?!" One of his backers on the board decided to try to preempt the problem and sat down with the Rav and told him what the problem was. The congregants were disappointed that the Rav finished davening so quick. It doesn’t look right. The Rabbi should be praying longer than the congregants not shorter. Reb Chaim asked the friend what he should do. After all, he said the prayers, he was done. There was nothing left to say. What does he want from him? The friend hesitantly suggested that perhaps the Rav would just remain standing in one place, as if he were still davening , perhaps he could be thinking about a Rambam or something else in learning during that time and then take his steps back a few minutes later. Rav Chaim looked at him and smiled. “I’m already doing that…” he said. Boom!

 

Now I don’t know if it’s a true story or not. But it certainly made me feel a whole lot better. If it could work for Reb Chaim then although I’m certainly nowhere near that great giant’s level and I’m sure that he accomplished more in his short prayer and had more kavana and connection with Hashem than I will ever have on my deepest Yom Kippur tefilla. But if he could get away with it with his baalei batim /congregants than I could mine as well.

 

The truth of the matter though there is something to be said for short and sweet prayers. Our sages tell us

 

Shulchan Aruch OC (1:4) Tov me’at im kavana mei’harbos b’lo kavana-  

 

It is better to have a little bit of supplications with intent and concentration than a lot without intent and concentration. This is even a law that is brought in Shulchan Aruch- the code of Jewish Law and the Taz even suggests that too much prayer can be a reason why he might have less kavana.

But even prior to the Shulchan Aruch we find this concept in last week’s Torah portion of Naso- for those of us in Israel and this week’s Torah portion of Behaloscha. At least according to the brilliant insight of the Ksav Sofer and with it perhaps an even deeper idea as to why one should perhaps focus more upon the succinctness of their prayer rather than trying to pack in as much as you can.

 

In Parshat Naso we are given the mitzva of the blessing of the Kohanim. In Israel we get to hear that every single day and twice on Shabbos! It’s awesome and worthwhile to move here just for that blessing. The Torah tells us Hashem commands Moshe to tell Aharon and his children

 

Bamidbar (6:23-28) This is how you shall bless the children of Israel, saying to them: "May Hashem bless you and watch over you.

May Hashem cause His countenance to shine to you and favor you.

May Hashem raise His countenance toward you and grant you peace.

"They shall bestow My Name upon the children of Israel, so that I will bless them.


 
It’s a holy blessing. The perfect blessing …After all Hashem Himself created it for us. Yet… I don’t know about you, but most people probably wouldn’t mind Hashem throwing in a line or two about some “real” things. Maybe that I should have a good living? Maybe that I should marry off my children? How about health, or wisdom? I mean don’t’ get me wrong. I have nothing against favor, peace and countenance (whatever that is… it sounds good). But I’ve got some real things I could use as well. Once Hashem is commanding the Kohanim to give us a blessing, what’s wrong with them asking us what our problems are and then having them bless us based on our needs?

 

He answers incredibly with a powerful Midrash. It says the Jewish people upon hearing this commandment for the Kohanim told Hashem, just the opposite. They said

 

“You have commanded the Kohanim to bless. All we need is Your blessing and from Your mouth…”


 
Hashem responded and told them

 

“Fear not, even though I told the Kohanim to bless you I will stand with them and bless you.”


 
The Ksav Sofer explains that the Jewish people understood that despite the fact that the Kohanim might bless them even for their particular personal needs, but ultimately Hashem is the only one that really knows what is right for me. Maybe it would be a terrible thing for me to be rich. Maybe it is the right time for me to get married, to have children or even to be healed from my illness. Maybe I am going through whatever challenges I have because that is precisely what is right and even better for me. I want Hashem to bless me. All we really need is what He determines is best for us. Hashem answers and tell the Jewish people, “Don’t worry it will be me giving the blessing." Their blessing- their words are only there to rest My presence upon you. But ultimately your blessing will come from Me.

 

In an almost identical idea he explains Moshe’s prayer for Miriam his sister who was stricken by leprosy. Moshe prays for her to be healed in the shortest prayer in the Torah

 

Bamidbar (12:13) Kel na refah na lah- Please Hashem heal her”

 

That’s it. Four words. Talk about a short Shmona Esrei… Rashi on the spot notes the brevity of Moshe’s tefilla and comments

 

“Why did Moshe not pray at length? In order that the Children of Israel should not say ‘His sister is in distress, and he stands and prays a great deal’


 
Talk about bad, kvetchy, fault-finding congregants? The man’s sister is sick, and you begrudge him a long prayer on her behalf?! How could anyone blame him for praying long and hard for her healing? Answers the Ksav Sofer that the meaning of Rashi is quite the opposite. See, really all one needs to do is have a short prayer, quick and short to the point. You know what you would want and need. Ask Hashem for it and you're good to go. A long prayer just shows a lack of faith, as if I am trying to direct Hashem to do what I think is right for me.

 

Alternatively, the Talmud tells us that sometimes it is appropriate to think a lot during prayer. That is when you are davening for someone that you are not so close with.

 

 “A person who is praying for his friend should pray until he gets sick over him.”


 
To ask Hashem on behalf of someone else, one needs to feel the pain and trouble that the person they are praying for is in. You have to entirely feel as if you are the one that is sick. That you personally are the one that needs the healing hand of Hashem. You need to empathize entirely and then turn to God. But that is only necessary for someone you’re not close with.

 

 If Moshe would’ve prayed for a long time for his sister, it would’ve been a desecration of Hashem’s name, the Ksav Sofer suggests Rashi is saying. The people would’ve said, ‘Why does he need so long to pray for her?’. She’s his sister. He should be able to empathize right away. He should be feeling her pain immediately and quickly telling Hashem to heal her. Perhaps he has a grudge against her. Perhaps he was offended. Maybe he’s not so close to her as he should be. Therefore, Moshe davened a short prayer. He didn’t have any ill will against his sister. He felt her pain and he understood that proper prayer is short and concise without any need to tell Hashem how to do His job.

 

 Reb Chaim Kanievsky Zt’L was one of the greatest Rabbis of our times. People would come from all over the world for his blessings and to ask for his prayers on their behalf. The multitude of stories about his incredible power of saying just a few words and boom that always were on target are way too many to chalk off to legend. The man was connected upstairs and the things that he said and the blessings he gave worked. But what was fascinating and frustrating to most people that went to him is that his entire blessing or prayer never consists of more than a few words. His most common blessing was not even a word, it was just an acronym of 2 words. ‘BooHa!’ which stands for bracha v’hatzlacha-blessing and success. I always joked that when I get to that level I’m just going to say Boo! But Reb Chaim was no joking matter.

 

 Most people assumed that the reason he was so concise is because he didn’t want to disturb himself from his learning Torah which he was constantly studying. And that’s definitely true. But I believe that Reb Chaim if he felt it was necessary would’ve disturbed his Torah for hours to help and to do anything for another Jew. Rather, it was because Reb Chaim understood the lesson and secret of the Ksav Sofer; of what prayer and blessing is all about. Less is more when it comes to davening. Don’t elaborate on the blessing, make it as simple as possible. Let Hashem stand next to that simple blessing and may He be the one to bless you with what is right. Telling Him what to do detracts from what is right. All you need is a little BooHa and you’re in good hands.

 

 Yet, people still tried to tell Reb Chaim a little more. They’d grab his hand and try to explain fruitlessly what they really wanted. It usually didn’t help. And perhaps it doesn’t help in our own prayers as well. I know I could get in trouble for this idea, but hey, this is not a weekly publicly read magazine J. It’s just us friends here I don’t have to be as politically correct J. But it’s something to think about when we daven. Perhaps just focus a bit more on the words our Rabbis told us to say and leave out all the extra thoughts and ideas we feel we need to give to Hashem when we daven. A little with concentration could be more. It could be Tov- as our Rabbis said. Now if only I can figure out how to make these E-Mails shorter as well….sigh….

 

Have a GS or a SS,  

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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SHABBOS DAVENING SCHEDULE

SHABBOS BEHALOSCHA

 

EARLY SHABBOS MINYAN- 6:00 PM MINCHA

PLAG MINCHA – 6:17 PM

CANDLELIGHTING – 7:19 PM

KABBALAS SHABBOS- 7:35 PM

SHACHARIS – 9:00 AM

Final time for Kriyas Shema – 9:04 AM

MINCHA- 7:05 PM

MAARIV – 8:40 PM (ten minutes after tzeis)

 

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The Young Israel of Karmiel would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov on the two community Simchos this past week to the “founding” pillars of our community.

 

Mazel Tov to Rabbi Moshe and Ahuva Goldbaum on the wedding of their son Eliyahu this past week.

And Mazel Tov to

Rabbi Yaakov and Yedida Zubin on the wedding of their son Aharon today! It’s so wonderful to see the two families who’s sons were in  my Yonah’s class get married. Much of his and our families and many families of Olim who have come to Karmiel have benefited from them paving the way for us as Anglo’s or English speakers that have helped us all integrate and built our flourishing communities. May the young couples build Batei ne’eman B’yisrael L’sheim u’ltifferes and be a source of much yiddishe nachas to all of us.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ess, bench, zei a mensch!” Eat. Bentch and be a mentch!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

31) A holiday celebrated by Jews belonging to the Ethiopian community: _________

In the tradition of the Ethiopian Kingdom, the origin of their connection to Jewish culture and Jerusalem goes back to the days of:

A)  King Solomon

B)  The exile of the Ten Tribes

C)  King Herod

D)  Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie           

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/yesimcha  -In Chuzt La’aretz you have the Kohanim blessing in the Parsha… well you haven’t heard it right before unless you know my beautiful Yesimcha that contains it… Yitz Berry arrangements beautiful harmonies.. you need to hear this trust me…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8VoPv4FDeM  - Lipa Shmeltzers beautiful and moving video Abaya and Rava…recorded at their grave not far from me…

 

https://youtu.be/mHtTH_3qzjA  -Rabbi Wallerstien Zt”l on his Shloshim so beautiful and sad what a loss “Ever feel like a loser”

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghv7JBiRosc   -Good Bye Uri Zohar- another great loss to our generation memorial in Hebrew

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIDR9SnBw7c   -I’ll admit I’m not the biggest Mordechai Shapiro fan (OK I’m not the fan of most new pop style music) but I can’t get enough of this song… Ana Hashem.. its truly magnificent…

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Holy Meat - Behaloscha – This week we get into the meat and potatoes of our sojorn in the wilderness for forty years. Or maybe a more Jewish word for it would be the chulent of our desert stay. See, the parsha tells us how the Jewish people started to kvetch. They desired meat. “Enough with the Manna” they said. We need some good flaysh and we remember the free fish (probably lox, smoked fish and herring) we had back in Egypt. And so Hashem gets angry, Moshe gets angry. Hashem tells them they will have plenty of meat- just to show them that He can… and then he smites them in a huge plague. Ouch! It’s a strange story and it needs explanation.

 

The Pri Ha’aretz explains that it seems strange that they wanted meat. Didn’t the Manna taste like whatever they wanted. Also, what would be so bad if they want a nice kosher steak for a change? It’s not like they wanted something not kosher. They only ate Badatz? And what was this with the fish? A second ago they wanted steak and now they’re reminiscing about herring which they claim was free- but c’mon we know that the Egyptians- like the Nazi’s  in the concentration camps weren’t giving anything for free.So what’s up here?

 

He therefore explains that what the Jewish people really wanted was food that would increase their desire. The reason why we like meat and food in general is because it awakens the beast within us that is hungry. It’s not about nutritional content or even good taste or flavor. It’s that it makes us want more and more. It nurtures our animalistic side and brings it to the forefront. The Manna didn’t do that. It had all the nutrition and all the flavor of whatever we wanted, but it was purely spiritual. It didn’t do anything to increase more physical desire. In fact that was the reason Hashem concoted it for us in the first place. We were meant to grow into entirely spiritual beings in the wilderness. It’s why we were surroiunded by the clouds of glory and we were literally living in the shade of Hashem and eating holy food from His table. The only thing the Manna gave us was a desire for more spirituality. Not more chulent or steak.

 

That’s what they were complaining about. They wanted that physical desire back. That’s what Moshe and Hashem were so upset about. It’s like Hashem took out the tumor within us and even gave us a cancer and disease free ciggerette to smoke that was just as perfect as the good old Marlboro’s and here this guy is kvetching that he wants his old cancer sticks back… Not smart.

 

 He continues and says that it was the seemingly unrelated free fish they complained they missed as well was about. Fish symbolize desire. They swim in the sea of desire where they are surrounded by water all the time. Free, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t cost anything. Rather, our sages teach us, it is free from Mitzvos. Meaning they wanted food that was purely physical without any spiritual strings attached. Because there is one way that we can have a physical enjoyment of food that feeds our physical desire as well as a spiritual desire and that is if it is a mitzva to eat that food. Like the Gaon of Vilna says about Matza for example. Every bite is another Mitzva- and we should physically enjoy it. We are raising up our animal side in the process. That’s a good thing.

 

Shabbos is that day as well, when we do that each week. Interestingly, there’s a mitzva to eat fish and meat on Shabbos. The best tasting ones, the ones that bring out our most and deepest physical and animal desire. Because on Shabbos that act of eating is pleasuring the physical side in the form of a mitzva. The body won’t bring you down on this special day, because the act of eating in honor of the day that Hashem rested and that is dedicated to recognizing Him as the Creator and our Redeemer is in itself a holy act. We have sanctified it with the Kiddush introduction each meal. We are not kvetching but basking in the knowledge that Hashem loves us and has given us our bodies to be uplifted and to enjoy His delicious holy meat. So pull up a chair and dig in, boys…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Widow of Tzarfat -873 BC- Eliyahu hid from Achav for about a year in Nachal Karit- which we said was the Wadi Kelt area near Yericho. But after a year Hashem decided it was time to start moving Eliyahu along. The famine he had decreed on Klal Yisrael was taken its toll and perhaps Eliyahu had it too good over there with his fresh water and “raven delivered” food from the table of Achav. So Hashem dried up the Nachal and told Eliyahu it was time for him to head to Tzarfat which is in Tzidon to a widow who Hashem had commanded him to be taken care of by.

 

Now today Tzarfat is the name of the country France. However that’s not in Tzidon which is in Lebanon. Although, interestingly enough, Lebanon was in fact a country that was created by France after World War I when it was put under the French Mandate after the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire who had joined the Germans and lost to the Allies. Anywhere Tzfat and South was put under the British mandate who then created Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Jordan. While North of Tzfas was French who created Lebanon, Syria and Libya. So who knows maybe this is prophetic. But Tzarfat near Tzidon where Eliyahu was sent was far away from Achav and the center of Jewish life. It seems Hashem was getting Eliyahu for his eternal journey to far flung places.

 

There Eliyahu meets this woman and he asks her to bring him some water. When she obliges, despite the fact that she doesn’t have much herself, he ups he ante and asks her for some bread. Israelis never are shy about things. She pretty much tells him that all she has is a little flour and oil and some twigs left for her and her orphan son, but hey, she’s happy to give it to him if he likes and make him some bread.

 

 Whenever I read this story it reminds me of those awkward moments I and many have had on our year in Israel when we go to people’s houses for Shabbos and it is clear they don’t have much to eat for them and their family. They then tell us to take more…All the while we can see them glaring at their children and telling their own kids not to dare touch another piece of food as there’s not enough… Yeah… awkward..

 

Eliyahu though is ready for this. He tells her to take the oil and flour. Make some bread and give him the first piece and he promises her that all will be well. The oil and flour she has will last miraculously for as long as there is a famine. And so it was. This was a huge miracle and like most Jewish things there’s an argument about how it worked. Was it that the food just expanded and grew?  That the jugs never emptied and new food was created out of thin air? Regardless it was a miracle that one couldn’t really witness as Hashem’s miracles are generally hidden from the eyes. It’s His style.

 

Perhaps what’s interesting about this story as well is that Hashem was using this as a teaching point to Eliyahu. It’s easy for Eliyahu to be judgemental and quickly decree a famine on the Jewish people for their sins. But take a look at what starvation and poverty looks like up front, Eliyahu. See you also have mercy and compassion on people. You want miracles to take care of them. Well, so do I Hashem will tell Eliyahu soon. But first there’s one more story that Hashem has to pull off for Eliyahu to come around. Stay tuned next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SERMON JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Rabbi Greenberg was known for his lengthy sermons, noticed Berel get up and leave during the middle of his speech. Berel returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the Rabbi asked him where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the Rabbi, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," Berel said, "I didn't need one then."

 

Rabbi Rosenberg was in the midst of one of his infamous lengthy sermons when all of the sudden, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit, crashing to the ground.

Rabbi Rosenberg turned around to see what transpired, then turned back to the congregation, smiled sheepishly and said, "Well, that’s the first time I put a plant to sleep."

 

A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The highjackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their money and jewellery. When they replied that they hadn't any, the hijackers told them that immediately after their last wishes were fulfilled, they would be killed.

"My last wish," began the Rabbi, is to give a fascinating, complicated, long sermon that I have always wanted to but never been allowed to give."

"We will grant your wish," the hijackers replied.

"My last wish," said the cantor, "is to sing a beautiful, Yemenite style song, one of my own compositions lasting two hours. I have never been allowed to sing it."

"We'll let you sing it," replied the hijackers.

"What is your last wish," the hijackers asked the shul president.

"Please, please shoot me now.

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 After a performance a cantor - trying to impress- tells the crowd that his voice is insured with Lloyds of London for 1 million dollars. A voice from the back of the room says "so what did you do with the money?"

 

 A Rabbi recounted this story: With all the instant messaging and texting lingo going around - with abbreviations like "LOL" and "OMG" and "BTW" - I asked a young lady named Baila if she would be going to shul this Shabbat, and she replied to me "JFK."

"JFK? What does that mean?", I asked.

Baila answered politely, "Just for Kiddush”.

 

A Rabbi was giving a speech and as Rabbis sometimes do, kept going on and on, and after going way over time he stopped and realized and he apologized saying "I'm sorry, I left my watch at home". One disrespectful guy in the crowd yelled, "But Rabbi, you have a calendar right in front of you!"

 

Yankel listened to the Rebbe at shul one Shabbos morning and when the Rebbe asked those with special requests to come to him at Seuda Shlisheet/(3rd meal) , Yankel came.

When it was his turn, Yankel sat down and the Rebbe asked, "What do you want me to help you with?"

Yankel said, "Pray for my hearing, Rebbe."

The Rebbe put one hand over Yankel's ear and his other hand on top of his head and prayed a while.

Then he removed his hands and asked, "Yankel, how is your hearing now?"

Yankel answered, "I don't know, Rebbe. It's next Wednesday at the courthouse!"

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Answer is B -I just love it when it works out that the questions from the tour guide exam which I post here in order of the exam relate as well to the time of year when I post them. It’s like the hand of heaven is making this happen adding divine ruach hakodesh to what at first glance seems like random questions. Well this one is of course easy. The Parochet is the cover of Ark and it is of course meant to symbolize the covering in front of the Ark of the covenant- aron ha’bris in the Mishkan and Temple No although this is a pretty easy question for us religious Jews I imagine the Arab or Christian wannabee guides will get this wrong- as I would when it comes to the nonsense names of parts of their false places of worship. Information I pretty much deleted after I finished my exam. Sooo in honor of Shavuos the day when we go the Torah covered by the Paroches I got this one right and the score is now Schwartz 24 and 6 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

 

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