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Thursday, November 9, 2023

B'Ychad Ninatzayach - As One- Parshat Chayei Sarah 2023 5784

 

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 10th 2023 -Volume 13 Issue 5 26th of Cheshvan 5784

 

Parshat Chayei Sarah

 

B’Yachad Ninatzayach- As One

 

I never dreamed of being a soldier, being a warrior, being Rambo, or even a super-hero that beats up bad guys and destroys evil. I’m more of the wimpy type. I was the guy that stood behind the big, tall, scary, strong guy (back in Long Beach it was Rechnitz) and wagged my fingers from my ears and stuck out my tongue and mocked whoever it was that I thought deserved it. That was as brave as I got. I wanted to be a comedian, a librarian, maybe even a writer- although becoming a tour guide and Rabbi kind of fits all those life-skills. But actually taking a gun and getting out there and facing off against evil in the really battle-field- not just the pulpit one or social media one, that was never me. And it still really isn’t.

 

It’s why when this whole thing broke out here, I was kind of at a loss. This wasn’t a time for words. The enemy that we’re facing, the evil that needs to be eradicated, the filthy, sub-human, baby-killing, dreck that needs to be wiped off the face of the earth wasn’t going to happen with words. This called for real men with real guns. Big bad boys with big bad guns. Me and my jokes and laptop and Whatsapp statuses weren’t going to be able to do much. I felt helpless. And the first three days I just sat in front of my computer and watched with horror everything that was going on…that I couldn’t do anything about.

 

And then Hashem had mercy on me… like he always does. My phone rang. It was a friend of mine. His son was on the border not far from Karmiel. He was hungry, he needed cigarettes, he needed some chizuk and some love. Would I by any chance be able to go up there and bring him some stuff? I can do that! I’m good at love. Chizuk is what I do. Cigarettes, food, nosh, pizza, meals? No problem. I’m in! And it’s been life changing.

 

Since that first week, for those that haven’t been following me on my statuses- which you should of course- shame on you…- I’ve been heading up a few times a week to bases all over the North and even center of the country bringing stuff to soldiers and to families that have been evacuated. There are local volunteer organizations that have been making hot meals for them. Many of you readers or other followers have sent me money to buy them stuff. Pizza, cigs, supplies, nosh, BBQ’s, whatever they need. Whatever I can get.

 

It’s amazing how much this means to them. I stop off at army posts all over the North and some of these soldiers have been there for weeks without hot meals, without any smokes, without any love. I jump on them, I kiss them. I joke and laugh and tell them how holy they are. What an incredible job they have. How they are the High Priests of our nation. The Maccabees. I blast music and sing and dance. And then I fire them up to the heavy task at hand that stands before them. To wipe out this garbage and to return Israel to its rightful borders and get me a nice room with a view in the future Jewish hotel in Beirut, Israel while they’re at it.

 

When I do all this, something amazing happens. There is a light that goes on in their eyes. There’s a fire that I can feel gets ignited. They have been waiting for this. They join in the song, the dance. We grab hands. We jump and we sing songs to Hashem. Songs of faith. Of hope. Of victory. Of peace and of Mashiach. It’s not just the soldiers. It’s the families that I visit. That Klal Yisrael is visiting. That Klal Yisrael is embracing and joining together with. There is a light that has exploded that gives us a sense and appreciation that we all each actually do have a part in this that we can play. That we need to play. That we need to become. That part is about melding together and breaking down all the previous barriers and becoming one. Becoming One. United in our hearts and souls. United as a family and as a nation. That is the real battle that is taking place and we are all soldiers in that battle.

 

Well, if we are soldiers, then we need to have weapons. As the saying goes you don’t come to a gunfight with a slingshot or knife. What weapon do we have in our arsenal? The answer… Torah. Yeah… I know you weren’t expecting that from me. I always like to shock a bit. But actually, I don’t just mean just learning Torah. I mean learning it like never before. Like it was meant to be learnt. Lilmod al means la’asos- to learn it in order to really do it the right way. And that means starting at the beginning and reading the Torah and finding the eternal messages that it contains for us. And then perhaps most importantly implementing them. Taking it from the word and The Book to action. From the couch or the shtender to the battlefield, to the frontlines. It’s what I’ve always tried to do with this weekly E-mail. And this week’s parsha contains perhaps the most important lesson of all; the lesson of chesed.

 

Parshat Chayei Sarah is a Torah portion that repeatedly mentions the concept of chesed. Eliezer asks Hashem to show kindness to Avraham by answering his prayer that Rivkah passes the outrageous shidduch- kindness test he had set up. That incredible task of her offering to giving water not only to him but to his camels as well to drink, which in itself needs explanation. When this happens the verse again tell us that he recognizes the chesed of Hashem. He recognizes her chesed. He asks Lavan and Besuel to do chesed and to let her go with him. The word ‘chesed’ appears 4 times in this perek alone, more than any other parsha in the entire Torah.

 

As well fascinating enough the parsha begins with the story of the burial of Sarah and has quite a few funerals in it, Avraham’s and Yishmael’s as well. Burial of the dead, our sages tell us and the kindness that one does with the deceased is the ultimate “true” kindness- the chesed shel emes. It’s the quintessential kindness and thus introduces this parsha of chesed. Yet, why would that be highest form? What makes it so unique?

 

There’s an incredible Yalkut Midrash that tells us that Hashem notes that Avraham is the true Baal Chesed when he buries his wife. In fact the Midrash on the verse of Avraham burying Sarah explains the verse in Mishlei/ Proverbs about chesed using this burial as the greatest example of the kindness of Avraham.

 

 Rodef Tzedaka V’Chesed- He who pursues charity and kindness

Tzedaka zeh Avraham – charity is Avraham as it says…

Chesed – is the kindness that he did to Sarah.

 

Why would this be the epitome of kindness? Seemingly if I would ask you to give me some examples of the kindness of Avraham it would be his tent with 4 doors that would always welcome in guests. His taking in Lot. All of the people he was mekarev and brought close to Hashem. His prayers even on behalf of Sodom. On behalf of Yishmael. Sitting out in the heat of the day after his Bris and waiting and personally serving guests. Yet, the Midrash and our sages seem to find all of that to be pale in face of the “true” chesed he did for his wife. Why is that so significant. I mean what was he supposed to do with his wife? Leave her on the kitchen table? Wouldn’t anyone take care of the burial of their wife?

 

Perhaps the best way to understand this idea is by appreciating the difference between two often confused terms; tzedaka and chesed- charity and kindness. The Maharal explains the difference in that tzedaka- charity is taking care someone needs. It’s restoring perhaps even a balance or sense of justice or tzedek to the world. Why should I have and he doesn’t? Much of what Avraham does and what we are involved in is tzedaka. Healing, fixing, stepping in to take care of a need, filling a void where there is an absence in some way. It’s all about the taking care of someone else. It’s what we Jews do.

 

Chesed on the other hand is something else entirely. It’s an ethical moral character trait. Chesed is about imitating the ways of Hashem. It’s something that I have to do for myself. The difference between the two is that in a perfect world when everyone has everything they need, there is no point in tzedaka. The world is just. Yet, there is still a need for chesed. Because as long as I can’t or don’t do chesed then I can’t reveal the godliness within myself.

 

In the case of the burial of Sarah, Rabbi Yochanan Zweig notes that the Midrash is written on the words that ‘Avraham buried Sarah’. That’s where Hashem sees Avraham is the true Baal Chesed and not just a Baal Tzedaka. Everything that he did until now could’ve been considered and interpreted as acts of charity. He was filling a need and standing up for unjust situations. The truth is even the burial of his wife could be viewed as that. All Jewish burial is a tremendous tzedaka. It’s the greatest need that there is for someone to be laid to rest properly. Look at the tremendous heroic and mind-blowing work that Zaaka has been doing collecting all of the remains of the terror attack. But that’s tzedaka it’s not chesed.

 

Chesed is more than just arranging a burial. It’s not just sending the check. Or going to the Zaka concert. It’s personal, because it’s not about filling the need. It’s grabbing the shovel and doing it yourself. It’s about me doing what I need to do because that’s how I can become me. It’s how I can reveal the Hashem in myself.

 

Avraham was the richest person in the world. He could’ve sent Eliezer to negotiate the purchase of the grave for his wife. He sent him to find a wife for his son. He could’ve hired a crew from his thousands of servants to dig a grave and bury her. He was over 100 years old. Yet the verse tells us that Avraham himself dug that grave. He gets up at his moment of grief from mourning his beloved wife of over a hundred years with whom he went through it all with, in order to negotiate her gravesite. Because by Avraham this is a chesed. It’s what he needs to do. It’s personal.

And that’s my friends is what this is really all about for us as well. It’s the weapon in our arsenal that we need to engage in finally.

 

We have always been the most charitable nation in the world. I don’t think it would be in anyway an exaggeration to say that in the past month alone over 100 million dollars have gone out to charity from every Jew in the world. But it’s not just now it’s always been that way. In every community there’s a Gemach- a charity organization for every comprehensible need. We throw money at any cause, any tragedy. We have volunteer organizations for the living and the dead, for newborns, for brides, to people suffering from infertility and those that need shiduchim. For prayers, for money, for clothing and of course for food. We have Hatzala, Zaaka, Chevra Kadishas, Bikur Cholim, Hachanasas Orchim, and Kiruv organizations. There is no one like Am Yisrael in that regard.

 

But that’s all tzedaka. That’s because we want to fix all of the problems. We don’t want anyone to suffer. We want everyone to feel as happy and as blessed as we are. Chesed though, is a notch above that. It’s becoming personally invested. It’s becoming emotionally invested. It’s making their pain, my pain. It’s not just sending a check. It’s about getting off the couch and getting over there and holding their hands, hugging them, connecting with them. It’s about feeling. It’s about hurting. It’s about empathizing. Not fake showing-them-we-feel -empathy, or “you’re in my thoughts and prayers”. But real can’t-sleep-at-night, can’t-stop-crying-when-I-think-about-what-they’re-going-through empathy. I can’t stop davening, yelling, screaming to Hashem to make it stop already empathy. It’s feeling how Hashem must feel. It’s bringing us all together. That’s not tzedaka. That’s me becoming me. Me becoming Hashem.

 

The word Chesed is an interesting one.  The first two letter ches and samech spell “Chas” in Hebrew which means compassion. To feel. And that’s really what we are meant to do. But even more fascinating is that if you take the first and last letter, the ches and the daled then you have the word chad- one. How do we become one? With the samech in the middle. The full circle. The somech- that we support one another. We are all connected. We are told that in the future all the righteous will form a circle and point to Hashem in the middle and say that He is one. That is the Chad- the One that shines from the connected circle that is the samech in the middle. It’s all of us together as one.

 

Eliezer when he goes to find a spouse for Avraham’s son, asks Hashem to do chesed with him. He wants Hashem to do more than just take care of our needs, of Avraham’s needs, of Yitzchak’s bashert. He wants that home to be founded on chesed of extraordinary proportions. Eliezer had servants there with him. He could’ve given the camels to drink himself. He was a big boy. Yet he wanted someone who wanted to do it herself. Someone who wanted to not just offer a drink to a hungry wayfarer and take care of the problem at hand, rather he needed someone that would look at it is as an opportunity to do chesed. Someone that, like Avraham, would be waiting around for someone that they could connect to in that way. Someone that would rush and offer them and their camels, like they just won the lottery, like they were finding their Bashert. And indeed, little did she know, that was exactly what she was doing.

 

Someone once said that a liberal is a conservative that hasn’t been mugged yet. Sadly there are a lot of new conservatives or right wingers in Israel these days that have had a wake-up call as to who our neighbors always were. Yet they never got this before. And the truth is that most of us never really did. This is despite the fact that all the signs were there. There were enough people killed. There were enough attacks and missiles that had happened in the past. But yet we never got it. We never saw this coming.  The reason is because we never really personalized all of the tragedies, deaths and hardships that our brothers and sisters faced until now in what we thought were isolated incidents that never really got into our kishkas. We paid lip service but it never ripped our hearts opened.

Today we see all these antisemitic demonstrations and protests. People ripping down posters of babies, of old people, of families and children of the hostages and we are in shock. How can anyone do something like that? Are they human? What’s going through their minds? And the answer is that it’s not personal to them. It’s someone else’s kids. It’s Jewish kids. It’s Israeli kids. If it was their own mothers, sisters, children in Gaza that were being held or that were massacred or having missiles thrown at them, it would be a different story. The response to that, that Hashem is telling us is that for us this has to be personal. It has to be our brother, our mother, our sister and brother. Our pain. Our children that are the soldiers on the front line. Our worry. Our tefillos.  Because if it isn’t then we are really only a little bit better than them if at all. So that is the task that is in front of us. It’s the mission that makes us all soldiers. That give all of us a job.

 

Our sages tell us Rachmana Liba Ba’ai- Hashem wants our hearts. The term for Hashem is Rachamana- the Merciful one. If we want mercy, we have to really feel merciful. Not just pragmatic, but emotionally full of mercy and compassion.

 

We are at the period before Mashiach is coming. When Hashem Echad- the Oneness of Hashem will be revealed to the world. For that to happen we need to continue with what we say in Shema each day. To love Hashem, b’chol livavcha, bichol nafshecha, u’bechol me’odecha- with ALL our heart, with ALL our soul with ALL our possessions; with all our all. There’s no half-heartedness anymore. There’s no un-plugging ourselves. These families who have lost someone, who have parents, children or siblings missing, kidnapped, those mothers and fathers and wives and children that have fathers and sons serving in Gaza or in the front lines are never un-plugged. That’s all they’re thinking about. That’s what we need to be doing as well.  

 

The slogan of the moment in Israel today is B’Yachad Ninatzeyach- together we will win. Together doesn’t mean that we are there for one another. It means that we are yachad. We are one. If we are one, then what happens is not merely that we will win. It means we will be netzach- we will be eternal. For that is really what this is all about. Becoming netzach. Becoming One.

 

Have unifying Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

Es art mich vi di ketz fun mitvuch”. - I care like a cat cares if it's Wednesday

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

13.In the Sataf site one can find a reconstruction of findings of the ___________ field.

Where can the white broom (Retama) bush be found?

A. In the Mediterranean forests and on mount Hermon

B. On the coastal plains and on mount Hermon

C. On the coastal plains and in the desert

D. In the desert and in the Mediterranean forests

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rivkah   Parshas Chayei Sarah is never complete without my Rivkah Achoseinu song- composed for my sister Rivky’s wedding

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2a4pQM_8ng   Dovid Lowy’s magnificent new release Tamid on how Hashem watching over His land

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbtbDfD4uo  -  Shulem Lemmer haunting and heart wrenching Kehilos Ha’Kodesh for the communities that were destroyed

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HgKB4-kQdA    - Iyal Golan AM Yisrael Chai great song that says it all…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28gtzg6r3QQ   Avraham Fried’s latest war song! B’Karov Mamash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WbbVRz2UZY   Finally Ari Goldwags Latest Ana Hashem Aneinu beautiful…

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

 

Praying for others Mincha Interestingly enough we actually have two prayers in our Parsha. The first is Eliezer asking Hashem to send him the proper spouse for Yitzchak and fulfil his mission in a fantastic way. Interestingly enough, the Netziv writes that this prayer that he davened was the precursor to Mincha. It’s why he davened it instead of the regular one. Yet Rav Zilberstien points out something fascinating about this prayer and the way it’s described. The pasuk tells us he said

Va’yomar- and he said

 

Hashem the God of my master Avraham, please cause to happen to me today, and perform loving kindness with my master, Avraham.

 

It’s a strange terminology. It seems that there are two things going on. First ‘Cause to happen to me today’ and secondly ‘perform kindness with Avraham’.  What are these two requests? So he explains incredibly that in fact Eliezer davened his own personal request. As Rashi tells us he himself had a daughter. Not only did he have a daughter, but his daughter was just rejected for a shidduch by none other than Avraham. And yet here he was going to find a shidduch for the very boy that said “no” to his daughter. Eliezer realized that his action. His dedication to act and worry about Avraham and Yitzchak when he had the exact same need himself was a perfect time to ask Hashem for a shidduch for his own daughter. And thus he asks Hashem please cause to happen to me- find a shidduch for my daughter at this same moment that you are preforming loving kindness to Avraham.

 

This is what our sages tell us is that if someone needs his prayers answered he should pray or act for someone else that has that same need. Amazing!

 

Yet it is not only here where we find that concept, we find it as well by Yitzchak’s first prayer of Mincha. The verse goes out of it’s way to tell us where Yitzchak paused to daven for a shidduch for himself. At a place called Be’er l’Chai Ro’i. What is so special about this place. So the midrash tells us that this was the place where Hagar had her prayer answered for Yishmael. Once she was thrown out she fled back there. And it was there that Yitzchak went to bring her back to marry his father Avraham after Sarah passed away. Think about this. Here, Yitzchak is bringing back the mother of his brother who was thrown out, who Hashem had said to throw out. To the one that was threatening his own birthright. Yet, Yitzchak overlooked all of that because his father needed a shidduch, and Hagar was the only one that was fitting for that role. After all Sarah herself had chosen her for him. And so he overlooks his own need- just as Eliezer did- to find a shidduch for his father and bring her home to him. In doing that he as well realizes this is the best time to daven for myself. And he does. And just like Eliezer’s prayer he is answered right away. That is the first Mincha ever.

 

Each day we daven Mincha. Do you know what the essence of our prayer is and the power of that prayer? Our sages even tell us that it is the most powerful of all prayers as Eliyahu was answered at that time. What makes Mincha so powerful is precisely this idea. Unlike Shacharis which is before we start our day or Maariv which is the end of the day after everything is over. Mincha is smack in the middle. For us to daven Mincha we need to push aside our own activities that we may be busy with and put Hashem first. Put our davening first. When we do that then Hashem answers our own request immediately. During this hectic time of war we need every merit that we can. We need to pray for those others before our own prayers and the best time is of course during Mincha. May Hashem then bring Menucha to us…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The War that led to division Part II- 620 BC As we discussed last week Amatzia goes to war against Edom. The nation of Edom in the South of Israel had long been a thorn in our side. Amatzia felt that with his quasi-teshuva movement this was the time to take them out. He had initially recruited and even paid to the Kingdom of Yisrael led by Yoash a lot of money to the tribe of Ephraim to join them in the battle. But then at the urging and prophecy of the prophet Shemaya he backs out- even allowing them to keep the money. Hashem had told them, that they weren’t righteous enough to win the battle with him.

 

Amatzia wins and then he does something which our sages tell us was brutal. He takes 10,000 Edomites and chucks em off a cliff and kills those prisoners of War. This seems not only to be a violation of Geneva convention laws, but Hashem’s as well, fascinatingly enough. We won. Take the win and leave. As a result of that Amatzia steps over the line and begins to get more arrogant. Hashem wants to send him a message and he does so via the tribe of Ephraim who felt scorned being told that they weren’t worthy to fight. So they went out and terrorized the Jewish nation from Shomron all the way down to Beit Choron which is near the modern city of Modi’in. They pillaged and showed who the boss is.

 

The temperature has risen between these two Jewish kingdoms. The prophets are cautioning Amatzia to tone down and take the proper message that he needs to reflect and look in himself for the reason this is happening. Yet, he doesn’t. He instead blames this on the prophet for having advised him to send away the tribe of Ephraim and not allow them to join him in battle. He then does something crazy. He sets up a worship of the Se’ir god. The god of Edom. He does this to show his rejection of the God of the prophet- Hashem. This is a big mistake. His doom is foretold. Yet, he continues in his obstinancy and challenges Yoash, the king of the North to a faceoff and war. This will not end well…

 

I find this story fascinating and perhaps even relevant on so many levels. But to focus on one. Edom is Rome, is the west, is America. They have a god. It’s called democracy. It’s called proportionality, it’s a value system perhaps that is not from Hashem. When we feel we need to look to them and worship their “gods” rather than listen to our own prophets, there is no greater Chilul Hashem. What do you think?

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

If you keep saying FREE PALESTINE, be careful. We Jews will come and take it. We love free stuff!

 

Beware tearing down hostage posters won’t free Palestine, but it might end your occupation

 

The Pro-Palestinian arguments I’ve heard lately sound much better in the original German

 

Does a humanitarian pause mean that the hostages get to come home for a Shabbat? Asking for 240 friends…

 

Only in Israel can a 19 year old kid drive an 80 ton tank and yet still be considered a “young driver” on his parents private Toyata.

 

Seen at a Jewish wedding- “From the Liver to the Tea the Smorgasbord will be Free

 

Military Terms Dictionary

 

English                                  Hebrew                     Hamas

Rocket Launch Site               Atar Shigur               School

Weapons Cache                    machsan neshek         hospital

Headquarters                         mifkada                      Kindergarten

Operations Room                  cheder Mivtzaim        Residential buildig

 

Exchange each hostage for 100 Pro- Hamas US college student. Good For Israel, Good for USA, educational for students…

 

The Islamic Jihad asked Israel if they could buy an Iron dome to defend Gaza from the missiles that they shoot on themselves by mistake.

 

I heard the sirens and ran into the shelter and locked the door. All of a sudden I hear loud booms on the door… It seems my wife wanted to come in as well.

 

The Prime Minister and members of his staff from the Knesset went for a tour to see the situation of various State institutions. Their first stop was at the local school. They see that the walls were falling apart, the books were old and outdated and the roof was leaking. The principal cried to the PM that they needed money for the basic renovations. Yet, the PM sadly told him that right now it was a difficult situation for the country and there was no money in the budget for this.

 

Their next stop was to the local university. There as well the President of the University showed how lack the security was and outdated, how the computers were old and failing and how the yards and landscaping was all over run. Again the Prime Minister sadly told him that there was no extra funds to allocate to them as the budget for the country was very tight.

 

Finally their last stop was to the local prison. There the warden gave them a tour and showed them the shabby matresses and smelly bed sheets, the leaky broken  air conditioning system and how the Television and entertainment center was always on the blink. Immediately the Prime Minister said that he would take care of the problem and within a few minutes he informed them that repair men were on the way and new beds, sheets and even hi screen TVs were coming as well. When asked by his staff member who was shocked how this could happen. Bibi eloquently explained

School we finished already, College I don’t think we’ll ever be going to, but prison on the other hand….”

 

The answer to this week”s question is C – Got this one right! The first part was pretty easy. It’s not like I’ve guided at Sataf a lot. In fact I think I’ve only been to this national park maybe once with tourists. It’s right near Yerushalyim and it’s specialness is the recreated ancient agricultural irrigation fields from thousands of years ago. So the answer is an irrigation field as opposed to a rain field. This has terraces and little cisterns. The second part of the question I got correct. As you know agriculture isn’t my strong point. But I knew that the rotem which is actually called a Retama in English is in the midbar. We find that Eliyahu Hanavi took shade in it’s small bush when he ran away. That being the case then by process of elimination I went with C which is the Mediterranean coastline which is more similar to the desert as opposed to a forest. So got it right and the new score being Rabbi Schwartz at 9.5 point and the MOT having 3.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Off the Road- Parshat Vayikra / Zachor 2019/ 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
March 15th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 24-8th of Adar II 5779

Parsha Vayikra /Zachor
Off the Road

It took me some time to pick up the lingo in this country. Rega-means wait up crazy bus driver. You see me coming to you up the block with a heavy suitcase. I’m running. Just hold up and wait for me please. Slicha- means I’m trying to cut in front of you in line, because I only have three items and you have four and my time is much more valuable than yours is. Ee efshar- it’s impossible, which in America and other civilized countries means, it’s impossible, in Israel is really just the beginning of a negotiation. They say ee efshar and you respond that you need it. They say ‘but you can’t’ and you say ‘but I really really need it.’ Ultimately there are a limited amount of really reallys that Israelis have to hear, in order to allow you to go somewhere, to get a certain document, to serve you something that you want ordered and paid for and you will get it. It’s just part of the lingo.

Now one phrase it took me a bit of time to grasp was ani kvar ba’derech- I’m on my way. Again, in civilized countries when your repairman told you that, after he was supposed to be by you 20 minutes ago and you are still waiting for him, it means he feels bad and was probably caught in traffic or something and he should be by you in a few minutes. Not the case here. Kvar baderech in Israel means I am still in bed and I am truly considering get out of it right now, to brush my teeth and shower. If he’s religious then he will daven, pick up a coffee, smoke a cigarette and will then be over before the day’s end. It is frustrating at first if you don’t understand this. You may have other things you planned to do for the day. Like go to work, pick up groceries, have a life. You certainly did not think having someone come repair your internet, or fix your washing machine or appliance should be a whole day affair. Well prepare yourself when you hear those three fatal words. Enjoy your day off. Today just became wait for the repairman day.

Now I always note to my tourists when we are baderech-driving along the highway. That there are two things you will inevitably see in this country on the side of the road. Either someone is going to the bathroom-for some reason Israelis have an aversion to public bathrooms at gas stations. If you’ve been at some you might understand. The other is that they will be standing facing towards Jerusalem shuckling and swaying as they are davening mincha. Some even with talis and teffillin- catching a two-fer shacharis that he missed with mincha together. That is not your repairman by the way. He davened in shul at the late minyan and stays for the coffee and cake afterwards. He wasn’t in a rush.

This, on the side-of-the-road, short, afternoon prayer that we recite gets its name actually from the simple flour offering that is mentioned in this week’s parsha. See our prayers were established after the sacrifices. Each morning and afternoon we would bring a daily sacrifice that consisted of a lamb, a flour offering and a wine libation. In the evening we would burn all of the extra limbs and fats. Shacharis is morning, Arvis, Maariv, or arbit- depending on where you’re from is the evening prayer. The names for two of these prayers make sense, as shachar means morning and erev is evening. What’s with the name mincha though? Flour offering? Now I know in the afternoon you’re out there trying to make a bit of ‘dough’, but what about the Kollel guys? And yes, the mincha offering is the poor man’s offering. But what about the rich Kollel guys? You know, the ones whose father-in-laws aren’t buying them new cars and apartments. What do they think of when it is called the Mincha prayer. {By the way it’s nice having a forum to write jokes that aren’t getting censored by Mishpacha’s editorial staff JJ}.

It’s not my question. I confess. The Talmud in Brachot (6:) tells us that one should be careful with the mincha prayer, because that was the time of day that Eliyahu was answered. Tosafos explains that since the mincha offering is brought in the Temple at that time, the prayer is named after that offering. But that still doesn’t really answer the question because the morning offering also had a flour mincha offering in it.

There is a fascinating midrash that discusses the offering of the mincha. It seems like an Israeli midrash.
Usually one finds when a rich man and poor man come to court. The judge only pays attention to the rich man. Hashem however does not ignore the poor, and accepts their prayers. And just as He does not disdain their prayers, He does not disdain their mincha offering.

So yes Israeli courts and bureaucracy seem to pay little attention to the “little man on the street”- unless of course it’s election season and then they all care about us. Now I know Hashem is Israeli. He’s been telling us Mashiach is kvar baderech for a while already. Ouch! But I have never had any question that Hashem doesn’t favor rich people over poor people. I don’t think there is a religion out there that thinks He does. What is this medrash telling me?

Reb Leib Chamsan suggests that the midrash is obviously not speaking about financially wealthy or poor people. We know Hashem is not impressed with your fancy car. Rather it is talking about someone who is wealthy or poor in Torah, in good deeds, in observance. It is those religiously impoverished ones Hashem is telling us that their prayers are not disdained. Their prayers are in fact just as special to Him. They may be people that never crack a Torah book. Not their thing. Never have over a Shabbos guest. They like the quiet. No interest in charity. Shnorrers! They may not even keep Shabbos, eat kosher, or go to shul. They might even-dare I say it- have a non-kosher smartphone. But their prayers are still from the heart. They also have a Father in heaven they turn to. And He is listening. He wants their mincha offering.

The Aruch Hashulchan notes that unlike the morning and evening prayers that don’t really interfere with one’s work day. They are either before or after. Mincha is smack in the middle. (Yeah, not 5 minutes before sunset so you can get a two-fer with your maariv). Mincha is the shortest of the prayers, it’s the simplest and usually the most rushed. It’s the poor man’s tefilla. You say it ba’derech. Pulled over on the side of the road. But it’s that offering that is most precious to Hashem. It’s the time that Eliyahu Hanavi was answered.

Do you know who Eliyahu’s crowd was for that Mincha prayer on the top of Mt. Carmel? It was a people that were worshipping the Baal. A nation that sat back as Ahav massacred the prophets of Hashem. Religiously impoverished would be putting it nicely. And yet it was their prayer that Hashem answered. That He sent down fire from heaven to eat up their offering.

This week as we approach the holiday of Purim we read the special reading of parshat Zachor. We remember that brutal attack right after we left Egypt by the nation that eventually produced a Haman; Amalek. The Torah goes out of its way to tell us where they attacked us.

Devarim (25:17) Remember what Amalek did to you baderech-on the way when you were leaving Egypt. That he happened upon you baderech- on the way and he struck the stragglers, the weak from behind you. And you were weary and tired.

Now I’m not saying Amalek hit the guys on the side of the road davening mincha. But the commentaries tell us that he hit the ones that were the weakest spiritually. The ones the clouds of glory spit out. Shall I say it? OK. The ‘Off – The- Derech’- ones. The wayward children. The ones that are weary, tired and not worthy of sitting with all the tzadikim in their clouds of glory. That’s where the power of Amalek lies. He tells them that Hashem disdains your sorry, impoverished minchas and prayers. Those are the ones Hashem wants us to remember we have to fight for. Because if Amalek gets them, Hashem’s name and His throne will never be complete.

When Queen Esther sees Haman, Amalek’s descendants, decree to annihilate the Jews, she tells Mordechai to gather all the yehudim. Bring all of them. The megilla uses the word yehudim a lot to describe Jews. The Talmud tells us

Megilla (13.) The name Yehudi is only used for someone who rejects idolatry.

Who are the yehudim that Esther tells Mordechai to gather. All of them. For none of them idolaters. They may not be the richest spiritually. They may hang out at the wrong parties and eat off the vessels of the temple. But they’re still yehudim. Their Mincha is just as precious. Do you know what Purim is? The megilla tells us it is the day we were nachu- rested from all of our enemies. Mincha is rest. Mincha is that few minute prayer in the middle of the most hectic day at work, when we rest. When we get back to who we really are. Who we never stopped being, despite our business clothes, our lack of Torah, our tired exiled existence. Amalek can never get us. Hashem will always hold us precious.

Every Shemona Esrei that we daven we conclude with one sentence.

V’arva Hashem minchas Yehudah v’yerushalayim- and it is sweet before Hashem the mincha of Yehudah and Jerusalem.
Our Mincha, and the minchas of all of the yehudim should be precious before Hashem
Ki’yimei olam u’kishanim kadmoniyos- like the days of old and like the early years.
May this Purim be the one where he finally brings us to the end of that road.

Have a preposterously exalted Shabbos and totally slammed Purim!
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Der derech hayosher iz alleh mol kosher.” The just path is always the right one.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q.  A settlement founded after the creation of the state:
a. Arad
b. Nir Am
c. Holon
d. Nahariya

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/techelet-mordechaiYou really won’t have a great Purim Seuda unless you learn this song and sing it again and again! My Techelet Mordechai

https://youtu.be/ZDXUzYiZ6YM  Great song of the week Nu Nu-

https://youtu.be/06g3iah0JjI    Brothers in a barbershop- A purim story. Cool!

https://youtu.be/vUIt07E85ck?list=RD3T1-_EXmcd4   -I dare you to try to listen to this song without pumping your hands up in the air as you hear the words Up UP Up by Yoni Z

https://youtu.be/CYbksYD_gSA?list=PLa2Kxb0rLAL0i5k_Bn2cYu8DBgttTnwnv The Grave of Esther and Mordechai in Iran

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Vayikra Now in most yeshivos we learn what are called the lomdushe tractates of Talmud. Primarily those that are found in nashim and nezikin- the marital and civil areas of the Talmud. But the real real lamdanim go to Brisk and there they study Kodshim the laws associated with the sacrifices and the temple. I’ll be honest. I never went to Brisk and never appreciated the study of kodshim. I’m more into oxes goring, marriage and even moed- the holiday tractates. But there is something special and meaningful about the lomdus of kodshim because it brings you closer to the Temple. It lets you experience it service through Torah despite not physically being able to touch it. Particularly as we read the book of Vayikra let’s try to get a taste of that.

So the Torah tells us in the laws of sacrifices
And he shall slaughter the bull before Hashem; and the Kohanim, the children of Aharon, shall bring the blood and sprinkle it upon the altar.
The Talmud derives from a close reading of the text that Kohanim only need to enter the service at the point of the sprinkling of the blood. For the slaughtering? Any old Shemrel or Berel is kosher to do it. Shechita is kosher b’zar- a non-kohen is permitted to do the slaughtering.

Rashi notes in the Talmud that although this is true for all of the sacrifices including the daily ones. For the Shabbos offering only a Kohen is permitted to do this. If he does he is considered as if he violates the Sabbath. As it is prohibited to slaughter an animal on Shabbos. The question of course is why can’t he do it? What’s the difference between weekday and Shabbos? What’s the lomdus?

The Toras Michael explains that although everyone is permitted to slaughter the animal and according to many it is even preferable that he does it himself. He is however not obligated to do it. The Kohen on the other hand is charged and obligated to bring the sacrifices. On Shabbos personal sacrifices are not permitted. The only thing that is permitted is obligatory sacrifices, like the daily ones. As that is the case although the slaughtering / shechita is permitted by a non-kohen, however it does not give him a waiver to violate the Shabbos prohibition of slaughtering an animal. It has to be a mitzvah to knock of the violation. And a mitzvah is not as it is commonly mistranslated, a good deed. Rather, it is a commandment, an obligation. And a non-kohen has no obligation and thus cannot do it.

By the way understanding this principle also can help you understand why a woman cannot count in a minyan. A woman is allowed to daven and even fulfills a commandment when she davens in a time of need. She is however not obligated to pray at a specific time, as men are. She is also not obligated to daven with a minyan, whereas men are. Only those that are obligated in the mitzvah can be part of making that minyan. If you are not obligated, you can’t be counted as one of those that make the quorum of 10 individuals that have a mitzvah to be part of it.

We learn prayer from sacrifices. Our sages established our prayers in place of the sacrifices. Anyone can bring sacrifices, anyone can slaughter an animal, and anyone can daven and anyone can join a minyan. Yet those that are obligated and commanded to do those things have the added responsibility to see that they get done. And there you have a bit of classic kodshim lomdus!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Queen Esther Mordechai and Purim Story 360 BC – Hey, it’s Purim this week, so let’s take a break from our chronological Eras and places and jump ahead after the destruction of the Temple to Purim. Now being that this is the only holiday established outside of Eretz Yisrael where am I going to take tourists to appreciate the Purim story.

Well the first and easiest topic of discussion is when is Purim in Israel? As many of you know we are told that cities that have walls around them from the times of Yehoshua celebrate Purim on the 15th of Adar which is Shushan Purim the day after everyone else celebrates the holiday. So what cities fall into that category? Yerushalayim is one that is well known and is the only definite city, besides Shushan, that does the 15th. There are quite a few that celebrate both days though out of doubt.
The Talmud tells us the Tiverya is such a city as the Talmud brings a dispute whether the fact that one of the “walls” is really the Kinneret and if that is halachically the same status as a regular wall. Chevron as well certainly had a wall around the city at the times of Yehoshua and many times I stand there up by Tel Rumeida by that wall. The question however is that tosafos notes that Chevron was a city of refuge for unintentional murderers. (Today there are a lot of intentional murderers living in the arab quarter). As such, tosafos rules, that cities of refuge did not have a wall around it and they should read on the 14th. Being that this is a matter of dispute though, Chevron and the neighboring Kiryat Arba keep both days. Another city is Shilo which kept two days, however with the recent archeological excavations of a wall from the times of Yehoshua there are some that suggest that it should only keep the 15th like Yerushalayim.

Tzfat is another city that is in doubt whether it had a wall back then, as is Akko and Yaffo which all read megilla both days. Interestingly enough the Chazon Ish ruled that the entire Gush Dan area which would include Bnai Brak and Tel Aviv should read both days as they are all built up from Yaffo and would be considered samuch v’nireh- close enough to the city to have the same halacha and reading as Yaffo.

The other topic of course where we can bring up Mordechai and Esther is by their grave. What? Aren’t they buried in Hamadan Iran? There is in fact an incredible tomb for them there. (I’ve enclosed a youtube clip down below of it.). Yet dating back to the 12th century there is a tradition that with the death of her descendant Cyrus her bones were brought to Eretz Yisrael and buried in the village north of Tzfat called Baram. There were traditions that she was buried in a cave there with a large pointy stone on top of it. The cave is no longer there neither is the grave, however many come to Baram and pray by the ancient synagogue walls there that date back to the period of the Talmud. Interestingly enough those traditions also state that buried next to her is Rav Pinchas Ben Yair. Which it seems got switched to Mordechai as well who was the son of Yair. Rav Pinchas Ben Yair is buried in Tzfat though. So there were periods of time when the people of Tzfat would go down to Rav Pinchas’s grave on Purim and remember Esther as well there.  

But of course the best place to talk about Mordechai the Jewish adviser to Achashveirosh, who did not bow to Haman and despite it’s very non-PC connotations at that time, would be to contrast that with any political discussion that goes on in this country. Whether it is Bibi not bowing to the Americans. The religious not bowing to the secular. The leftists to the right. And the Nachmans to everyone else. Everyone wants to be a Mordechai. But yet no one seems to be able to gather all the Jews together like he and Esther did. I guess we’ll need Mashiach for that.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S JEWISH SIDE OF THE ROAD JOKES  OF THE WEEK

A Stamford Hill policeman spots two youngsters riding a motorcycle.
They are unmistakably hassidicyarmulkepayothtsittsits, the works.
He is unmistakably a bigot, so he follows them intending to catch them doing some kind of wrong.
After a long ride during which they went onto the North Circular Road and then onto many side roads, he could find nothing wrong with their driving. Frustrated, he stops them anyway.
"I have been following you two for a long time now, watching every move you made and hoping to catch you breaking the law, but you two seem to be perfect. How do you do it?"
They replied "HaShem is with us."
"That's it!" exclaimed the policeman, "Three people on a motorcycle!"

One afternoon, Moishe, was driving his Rolls Royce when he passed two poor looking men by the side of the road eating grass. He quickly stopped his car, backed up to the men, wound down his window and asked, "What on earth are you two doing?" 
"I’m starving, I have nowhere to live and I don't have any money to buy food," said one of them. 
"You can come with me to my house, then," said Moishe
"But I’ve got a wife and three kids just up the road." 
"So we’ll bring them along, too," replied Moishe
"And what about my friend?" 
Moishe turned to the other man and said, "You can come with us, too." 
"But, sir," said the friend, "I’ve got a wife and six children just up the road." 
"OK. So we’ll bring them as well," said Moishe. "Now get in my car, both of you." 
Soon, everyone had been picked up. They had been travelling for only a few minutes when one of the men said to Moishe, "You’re very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." 
Moishe replied, "I’m happy to be able to do it. And you'll love my place - the grass is almost a foot tall." 

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around — in order return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her — the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.

Shmuel had a bad car accident involving a large truck. Weeks later, in court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Shmuel.
"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Shmuel responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I just put my dog Moishele, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question.
Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Shmuel said, "Vell, I just got Moishele into the car and vas driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Shmuel's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his dog Moishele".
Shmuel thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell, like I vas saying, I just loaded Moishele, my lovely hundteleh (dog), into the car and vas driving him down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Moishele vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't want to move.
However, I heard Moishele moaning and groaning. I knew he vas in terrible shape just by his groans. Den a Highway Patrolman came along. He could hear Moishele moaning and groaning so he vent over to him. After he looked at him, and saw vat terrible condition Moishele was in, he took out his gun and shoots him between the eyes.
Den the Patrolman comes across the road, gun still in hand, looks at me and says, "How you feeling?" "Nu, Judge, vat vould you say?

Why did the rasha cross the road?To get to the sidra achar.
Why did the shochet cross the road? To get the chicken.
Q: Why did the ox cross the road three times? A: Because he was a MOOad
Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Do get to the udder side
Q: Why was the hired worker made to repeatedly cross the road for no apparent reason
A: Because he was a shomer sucker
Q: Why did the Bais Yaakov student cross the road?
A: There were fewer cats on the other side
Q: Why did the seminary girl cross the road?
A: Because Fro-Yo moved to a new location 
Why did the Lubavitcher cross the road? To try and put tfillin on the chicken…
There vonce voz a group of Christians who had a picnic for zer church, and zay brought with, a live chicken. The idea was that zey were going to break ze tchicken's neck and zen zey vould broil it on ze barbecue. A Jewish boy who happened to be standing nearby and happened to be a vegetarian started yelling Oy Vye! Oy Vye! The chicken got scared and ran away jumping up and perching itself on top of the cross that the church people had brought with them.
And that explains and finally answers de famous qvestion: Vye did ze chicken rode ze cross.
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Answer is A–  Whoo hoo! I got this one right as well. I was nervous as I started googling the others because Arad was founded in 1960’s as the first development town and city after the state of Israel. Which is technichally not a “yishuv”- settlement. But I knew Nir Am was before the state as there is a museum there that’s about how they provided water for the settlements founded in the Negev. Nahariya as well I knew was founded under the British by Germans that came to Israel with a dream to plant and make the land flourish, until they realized that it means getting dirty. And yekkehs don’t like getting dirty. So they started the bed and breakfast industry instead. I wasn’t sure about Holon though, but that was a city and not a settlement as well. So I went with Arad and I was right! So the score is Schwartz 18 and 3 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.