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Friday, January 30, 2026

No Bones- Parshat Beshalach Tu Bishvat- Shabbos Shira 2026 5786

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

January 30th 2026 -Volume 16 Issue 15 12th of Shvat 5786

 

Parshat Beshalach- Shira- Tu BiShvat


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No Bones

 

Who needs a newspaper? A blog? A fortune teller? A horoscope? Or even an AI generated predictor of the future or of what's going on in the world. We have the Torah. It's all we need. It's really Hashem's weekly shul handout for us to know what's really going on in the world and what's coming down the hatch for the world and us. Week after week, all one needs to do is open the parsha and it's all there. If you have a hard time finding it, just check out Rashi or some of the commentaries who bring down the inevitably relevant and enlightening Midrashim written thousands of years ago that mamash mamash are speaking to us today. It's cool. It's amazing and especially with my busy crazy schedule makes my life and job to write this weekly E-Mail so much easier. Thank You Hashem!

 

This week was especially easy. With the release, discovery and return of our last hostage, Ron Gevili's body and his return to Kever Yisrael after 843 days this past week. I didn't have to go more than three verses into the parsha to find the story, whereas I would guess the New York Times buried it on the fifth page.

 

Vayikach Moshe es atzmos Yosef imo- and Moshe took the bones of Yosef with him.

Because he made Bnai Yisrael promise that when Hashem takes us out from here that we would bring up his bones from there with us.

 

It's the last thing we do before the redemption. We worry about kavod ha'meis. We take those bones that had been hostage in the Egypt that he was kidnapped to when he was 17 years old and that died there in galus, and bring them back for kevuras Yisrael. He was sold down there by the betrayal of his brothers. By Sinas Chinam. By brothers that thought they were better than him. He never returned to Eretz Yisrael. They didn't either, besides a brief visit back to bury Yaakov. All of their bones however were returned. It's why Rashi notes the verse says to bring my bones with you. With your bones as well. No Jew will be left behind. It's with that mission and last mitzva that we leave Mitzrayim and head to the holy land.

 

I had a fantastic thought, tongue in cheek, although generally my cheek doesn't hold that tongue in so much and it usually just sticks out at you…😊. Why was Yosef so concerned about leaving his bones in Mitzrayim. Not only his bones, but his brothers, the twelve tribes as well? The reason was because he was scared that if he was left there in Egypt there would be some nostalgic Jews that would want to go back to Egypt every Rosh Hashana and do an Uman Uman Yo-Yo-Yos-Yosef thing over there. There would be annual Jewish pilgrimages to Ramses/ Keristeer to daven by the Shevatim, By Reb Shimaleh, Reb Levi, Reb Yehuda- the yid ha'kadosh, the heiligeh Reb Yisachar, the great philanthropist Reb Zevulun- it's a known segula to daven by his kever that would've been in Pisom. Yosef was scared that there would be Jews that didn't chap that we emptied out Mitzrayim of any kedusha. There's nothing there to see or go back forth. So he told and commanded Moshe and his brothers take my bones out with you. There's nothing to go back for. There's only one place that you need to be. Only one place to make Rosh Hashana. And it's not in Mitzrayim or Europe either…

 

Moshe Rabbeinu takes out those bones, the meforshim say perhaps because he was hoping that he would as well in that merit be able to come into Israel. Maybe if he works so hard to bring Yosef, Hashem would have mercy on him and he wouldn't be stuck to die in the midbar as well. He would have kever Yisrael. It doesn't work though. Moshe remains the last hostage still there in galus that is waiting there until the last Jew comes home. Only then is he going to come back here. Only then will he merit to have kever Yisrael.

 

Yet, it seems Hashem does have rachmanus on him, and maybe on us as well… He tells Moshe, don't worry. No one will no where your kever is ever. They won't make an Uman there. They won't turn you into Medzibush. You'll lie in your grave quietly there and won't need to turn over in your grave as undoubtably all of the gedolim and rebbe's in Europe must be doing that Jews are leaving Eretz Yisrael to come daven by them. That Jews are visiting and returning to the countries whose earth is still stained with the blood of our babies and thinking of fondly of the cucumbers and pickles we once ate in Egypt. The Torah we once learnt there. The heiligeh shtetlach of Goshen. The yeshivos hakedoshos we built there. Moshe won't have to suffer that fate. Because he took out the bones of Yosef. He brought the last ones home. Halevai all of the kevarim in Europe and great visiting places, should have Moshe Rabbeinu's that would bring them home as well.

 

Ok, sorry if I offended some of you. But I couldn't resist. It just popped out of my keyboard as I started writing this. The truth I wanted to write about something even more powerful and inspirational about this mitzva. It's a story and testimony I read this week, about our modern day Moshe Rabbeinus that spent two years hunting for these bodies. That dedicated their lives over the past two years to recover and bring these great kedoshim who were kidnapped and killed in this final war before Mashiach and our redemption. The unit is called Yasar Darom- the unit for the search rescue unit of the army that was established in 2004 when two armored personnel carriers were blown up by Gaza and thirteen soldiers were killed by the Philidelphi Route. The unit spent days combing through the sand to recover any body parts for burial in Israel. From then the unit was established and they have been at the forefront of recovering hundreds of bodies soldiers and civilians sometimes under fire, sometimes weeks and months later, sometimes piece by piece to be buried with a name and with dignity in Eretz Yisrael, to be returned to their families, to the land they had died and were killed for loving and living in.

 

Since October 7th his unit has been working non stop for 843 days. They spent a month in the basement of a hospital in Gaza that Hamas had turned into a military terrorist base, combing through construction bags filled with rubble being brought to them to comb through bit by bit to find any remains of any holy yid and to bring them to kevuras Yisrael. To give some nechoma to their families. To bring the last one home. One missed detail means a family will never know, a grave will remain empty, a name will never be spoke at a funeral. They searched the same piles again and again. Piles that had been gone through once were gone through once again. Because "already searched" is not the same as "fully searched" and these men understood the difference. Their reward was after a few weeks watching on an 11 inch tablet as a family recited kaddish beside a grave finally being able to begin the impossible process of mourning.

 

Last Thursday they began their last mission. Surrounded by hundreds of soldiers to protect them just two miles from the border, close enough to see home, they began to dig in a cemetery with thousands of graves to find the body of that last hostage. They were accompanied by a team of 20 dentists and forensic experts, as well as Yahalom engineering unit for fear of booby trapped coffins that the sub-human murders may have placed in their own parents graves in order to kill Jews. And they dug and they opened and they tested against dental records. Again and again with no guarantee that their efforts would yield any results. After nearly four days, things looked bleak. The men were exhausted. The earth had given up nothing. Until, like Moshe by the Nile with the bones of Yosef. Alei Shor- the bones came up. Except it wasn't bones. Ron was dressed in his police uniform that he wore on October 7th. He was the 250th body they had exhumed in those four days. The gematria of Ron is 250. V'shavu banim li'gvulam- the children could now be returned to their borders.

 

My friend visited this unit a few weeks ago with a group from America. They came there early in the morning for one of the most heartfelt shacharit prayers he ever experienced. He described how when in the repetition of Shemona Esrei he got up to give them the blessing of the Kohanim that is given here daily during Shemona Esrei. Yet when he turned to bless them, he noted the hushed silence and the sobbing that was coming out of the talitot of most of the unit. This was he first time they were having that blessing recited for them in months if not two years. There are no Kohanim in their unit. A kohen is not allowed to come in contact with the dead. And that's when it struck him how much they had sacrificed. Something that had been part of their daily rhythm that perhaps we take for granted that it fades into routine and perhaps at a time when they felt they needed those words the most, they gave up in order to preform the ultimate kindness for someone they didn't know or never met, but that was their brother.

 

And there finally in front of them stood a Kohen with his hands outstretched under a Talis, in the bunkers glowing light saying those words.

 

Yevarachecha Hashem V'yishmerecha- Hashem should watch them, he should shine His light upon them. He should give them shalom. Help them heal. Bring peace to the world.

 

This week we celebrate the holiday of Tu Bishvat- it is the Rosh Hashana of the trees, but Reb Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev sees an incredible connection between the holiday of Tu Bishvat and Tu Bi'Av. He notes that both of them are 45 days before "Creation". Tu Bishvat is 45 days before Rosh Chodesh Nisan. Tu B'Av is 45 days before Rosh Hashana. Both days contain the beginning or conception of Creation. In Tishrei it is the creation of the world and man, in Nissan it is the Jewish people.

 

One of the celebrations for the holiday of Tu B'Av is that the soldiers of Rabbi Akiva who had fought the Romans in the army of Bar Kochva were killed and who's remains weren't permitted to be buried were finally brought to burial. They are the harugei beitar- the Beitar martyrs. A blessing was added to our bentching each time we eat bread, of hatov vi'hameitiv in their memory and that their bodies remained intact. They weren't desecrated. They didn't decompose. They were buried whole. It is with them that the 2000 year period of which we are at the conclusion of that is called yemos ha'mashiach begins. Their burial, the return of their bodies to the earth of Eretz Yisrael heralds in he era of redemption. We conclude that blessing with the prayer that Eliyahu Ha'Navi should come and bring us tidings of Mashiach. It's when the world will finally come home. It's when the Shechina can finally come back.


Tu Bi'Av to Rosh Hashana is the pathway to the world being born anew. Tu Bi'shvat to Nissan the next 45 days is the pathway that we have to reach the final geula. That process as well starts with the parsha of the return of the bones of Yosef. It's 3000 years later as well with the return of the remains of Ron. It's the Jewish understanding that we return to Eretz Yisrael, because despite the fact that we have been so long away from our home, we know that our bones will only return to earth from the place they were formed. Each Jew no matter where and how far has in his DNA earth that comes from not only Eretz Yisrael, but from the place of the Mikdash. Adam Ha'Rishon the Kabbalists tells us was formed from earth from all over the world. Each nation finds it's place and that are his descendants are ultimately connected to the place on earth where their DNA from him came from. Klal Yisrael's came from the place of the Temple. It's the only place deep in each Jew were we need to come to. Where we can be planted and we can sprout forth once again. And that mikdash can only come when all of us are here together.

 

The conclusion of our parsha and our redemption after the splitting of the sea and the falling of the Manna, and the sweetening of the water, is the war against Amalek. It's the next stage. The hands of Moshe that took out those bones of Yosef stood in faith to Klal Yisrael as we waged war against this eternal enemy that always tries to prevent us from coming back to that mountain from where we came. We looked up at those hands, at those bones, at Hashem and remembered what we were fighting for. Where we were meant to be heading to. We look towards those hands of Hashem and our soldiers as well today. There is still one more hostage, one more captive that is waiting for us to bring Him Home. It is the Shechina. It is with us in the darkness. It is with us in the tunnels. It's waiting not 843 days, but 2000 years. 843 days I noted, is the gematria of the words 'b'emes yishecha'- that we long and wait for "the true redemption". May we merit to see that and the trees and blessing of Tu B'Shvat be the final sprouting of the flower of our geula.

                                                      

Have a fruitful Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Vi tsu derleb ikh im shoyn tsu bagrobn- - I should outlive him long enough to bury him..

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eretz-tu-bishvat - Hot off the Press! My Latest New Fun Release!! Eretz Yisrael… you gotta listen till the end to the fun surprise English part…


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/shiras-hayam-the-song-of-the-sea-vayosha - What would Shabbos Shira be like without my favorite Shiras Hayam song!! Rabbi Schwartz' reminds you of the actual tune we sang Az Yashir to!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeekYBGB7nc&list=OLAK5uy_l3xs1mo_jEk0YrPz_pcIS5YLNBdV0S0Mw&index=7  – Shwekey's latest Shabbos Drop -Melave Malka- Love love love it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV8al2vo-oM – Behind the scenes HASC this year!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpINfDD_Zlc – Viznitz Rebbe singing Yeish Boreh Oilam… inspiring…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtRAwe6PiQM&list=RDXtRAwe6PiQM&start_radio=1 – Lost niggun of Piazczner… Cool!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

18. The capital city in the territory of the Land of Israel in the 8th-10th centuries AD was the

city of                           ? ______

 

What is the probable origin of the word "Bedouin"?

A. The word "fabric", the material from which a tent is made

B. The word "badiya", one of the Arabic words for desert

C. The Arabic word "bidun" which means "without", meaning lack of

property

D. Badwia, the name of the place the Bedouins came from, in the Arabian

Peninsula


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Cyrus/ Koresh-The Dog King? - 370 BC- So with the death of Darius the 1st after only one year of ruling, his son-in-law Koresh or Cyrus who humbly calls himself takes over. This will be the famous Koresh that allows the Jews to go back and build the Bais Ha'Mikdash. It's the end of the 70 years of exile and our time has arrived. But who was this King of Medeia? So our sages in the Seder Ha'doros tell us the interesting origin story of Koresh.


It seems that his grandfather was the last King of Medeia named Asyages or chazal's name is Astrayages. This king only had a daughter who it seems got into some trouble with some young palace servant and ended up pregnant. The King had the servant killed and when his daughter had a baby had him sent away to some hilltop to die. Yet Hashem miraculously had big plans for this baby and had a dog come and nurse him. He was raised up there in the hills and eventually locals gathered around him and he built an army. His zaydie wasn't to happy about this and sent the army to kill him. Yet, Koresh had his own fiercer army and killed his grandfather and took over Medeia. Darius, who himself had no sons, took Cyrus as his son-in-law and thus the two kingdoms of Persia/Iran and Medeia merged and took out Nevuchadnezzar, then Belshatzar together.


Chazal tell us that they had both agreed and recognized that Babylon would fall because they wronged the Jews and didn't let them return. Thus they promised they would do that. When Darius dies he charges his son-in-law with the task and thus the return to Israel would happen. So Koresh in Persian means dog. Isn't that nice. What I found cool, is the E-Mail I wrote last week about dogs and the last message before redemption is about he dog not barking at us. And here we have the return to Israel from the dog-king who is no longer barking at us. Cool! Right?


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE BURIAL JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

The lawyer called his client overseas "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep and I can't reach any other relatives. Shall we order embalming or cremation or simple burial?"

Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three."

 

An old Jewish woman, on her 80th birthday, decides to prepare her last will and testament. She goes to the rabbi to show it to him and to ask him for advice on a few points, chief amongst them is her request that she not be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

"But why Mrs. Epstein?" the rabbi asks. "You don't want to be buried with the rest of our people?"

"No," Mrs. Epstein said resolutely. "I want to be buried at Bloomingdales."

"Bloomingdales?!" the rabbi said in disbelief.

"Yes. Then I'll be sure that my daughters will visit me at least twice a week!"

 

A friend of mine told me about his plan to sell burial plots to rich Egyptians. Sounded like a pyramid scheme to me.

 

Last Chanuka, at his shivgger's birthday party Moishie opened presents from his mother in law and she asks, "where's my Chanuka present?"

He says, "I didn't get you anything this year."

Visibly upset, she asks why.

He says, "you never used what I got you last year."

She yells, " it was a burial plot!"

 

How do you enter an ancient Egyptian burial chamber? You just give a Tut-an-khamen.

 

I saw an ad for burial plots on Har HaMenuchos, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

 

Yankel and his wife Suri were always fighting each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. Suri would shout - 'When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life.'

Neighbours feared her and she liked the fact that she was feared. To everyone's relief, she died of a heart attack when she was 58. Her husband had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, he went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. His neighbours, concerned for his safety, asked - 'Aren't you afraid that she may indeed be able to dig her way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life??' Yankel put down his drink and said - 'Let her dig. I had her buried upside down.

 

Recently people are preferring cremation over burial. Guess they are thinking "Outside the box"!

 

A University poses the following question to the best student in each subject:

A train crashes on the border between France and Germany. Where do you bury the survivors?

The Physics student replied saying that, since a border is a 2 dimensional object and humans are 3D, they would have to be buried in both France and Germany simultaneously.

The Law student stated that the families would have to decide the burial locations, therefore the question is unanswerable.

 

The Mathematics student put forward that they would have to calculate the shortest distance from the crash site to the closest cemetery, therefore the answer is the country with the nearest burial site.

Finally Dovid the Jewish Talmudic student sitting in the back of the class gets up and states that the answer is nowhere. Because why would you bury the survivors?

 

Becky's husband dies. It was not until sometime after that Becky was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.

"Sidney thought of everything," she told some friends. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside and handed me 3 envelopes."

"Becky," he told me, "I have put all my last wishes in these 3 envelopes. After I am gone, open them in sequence and do exactly as I have written. Only then can I rest in peace."

"What was in the 1st envelope?" her friends asked.

"It contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy me a nice coffin'. So I bought a beautiful mahogany coffin for him."

"The 2nd envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for a nice funeral'. I made Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favourite foods for the shiva, including some fine malt whisky."

"And the 3rd envelope?" asked her friends.

"The 3rd envelope contained $25,000 with a note, 'Please use this to buy a nice stone'. So I did."

Becky then held up her hand and pointed to her 5 carat diamond ring.

"So," said Becky, "You like my stone?

 

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The answer to this week's question is B–OK, so I was close on this one and even arguable, but the truth is I was wrong. So I'll take the hit. See the 8th -10th century here was the Arab dynasties and I knew during that period they had he capitals in Lod and Ramla. I wasn't sure which was correct, so I went with Lod. The correct answer though was Ramla. Alhough arguably it was also in Lod first, so I thought it would be correct. However the question specifically said from 8th -10th and Lod was only until the year 715 AD and then it shifted to Ramla the rest of the time. So Ramla is the correct answer, but I was close at least.


Part 2 though I got correct. Although I had different pshat. See, I tell my tourists and its what I remember that the word Bedouin comes from between (or maybe the other way around). And since they live between the desert or midbar, its why theyre call that. So I went with the correct answer B, because it's the only one that addresses their desert living lifestyle. It's the correct answer, although they write that a desert is the word Bedouin. I think after looking at reb google that it's really both. So it's a 50/50 on that one and the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 12.5 points and the MOT having 5.5 points on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.


Friday, February 14, 2025

Eagle One has Landed- Parshat Yisro Tu Bishvat- 2025 5785

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

February 14th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 16 16th of Shevat 5785

 

Parshat Yisro

Eagle One has Landed.

The man is really serious. Gaza will become the new French Riviera. Terrorists will be expelled. The turn-turn-it-into-a-parking-lot joke that lots of people said, and that I never thought should be a joke, well it looks like the Donald has been reading my E-Mails or at the least watching my statuses. See, you’re in good company. Except whereas I said “parking lot”, he heard amusement park. Stay tuned for Gaza Disney, with fun underground tunnel roller coaster rides, fireworks every night and “it was a small world” with Bibi Mouse and Donald Duck leading the parade.

The crazy thing is that Israel really doesn’t know what to do with themselves with all this love and support coming our way. See, we’re kind of used to the whole being a victim thing. Yes, even 75 year of statehood and “Never Again”ing it and brave Israeli army yada yada had not knocked the galus mentality “whole-world-wants-to-kill-us” and we-better-not-upset-the-goyim mentality. Unless you live in Lakewood or Williamsburg of course where of course you feel that you’ve already been redeemed and own congress and the court system and are the “biggest tax-payers” around and are entitled to do whatever you want in the medina shel chesed Hashem has blessed you with living in…Shh… be quiet Hamas protestor down the block… Ouch…

But here in Israel that’s not and has never been the case. Despite the fact that we’ve won quite a few wars- miraculously. Despite the fact that we’ve flourished. We’ve developed the country. We clearly have everything that we have accomplished in such a short time here because we’ve worked hard, we haven’t stopped and we’re an incredible nation that’s out to help and build the world, and Hashem kind of loves us…usually. We still feel that we’re not worthy. We still feel that we have to answer to the goyim. We still feel that we’re really not entitled to anything. Certainly not to the entire land of Israel. Certainly not to the right to wipe out our enemies. We can’t even hit them with tariffs.

We feel we have to every day defend our behavior. We’re so pathetic despite all of our songs about Jewish pride and the so much we have to be proud of. We’re great and the best at making museums about Holocausts, Memorials for fallen heroes, for dead children, for murdered soldiers. Really cool and shticky monuments and memorials too. Some with good movies, others with virtual reality glasses and others with light and sound shows with real smoke coming up from blown up bunkers where Jews were killed.  But winning wars and celebrating the destruction of our enemies and building amusement parks on top of their graves and destroyed cities… that’s never been our strong point.

Quite the opposite in fact. We apologize. We’re so sorry we won. Of course, we’ll rebuild your churches, your mosques, we’ll even declare them protected holy sites. Here’s half of Mearas Hamachpela. Here’s the Temple Mount. The tomb of Yosef in Shechem, and take the whole West Bank while you’re at it. We’ll even arrest and bulldoze any Jewish kids that try to plant a vineyard there.

Sure you can keep your golden pimple. We won’t even daven there. We’ll stay down here on the bottom by the burnt remains of our retaining wall and mourn the Temple that we once had that you guys destroyed. We’ll give you equal rights in the land that you threw us out of and would do so again tomorrow. You even unabashedly say that that’s what you still plan on doing to us. October 7th the sequel. River to the Sea Part II.  

We’ll make you Supreme Court justices. We’ll give you voting rights. We’ll even throw 14-year-old kids living on hill-tops and that are settling the land who seem to be the only ones with any brains or sense of true Jewish pride, meaning and appreciation of any historical significance in this county, into jail for even suggesting that we actually fulfill the Divine mandate we were given to settle in the land Hashem has given us and destroy anyone that stands in our way. Yeah… We’re really bad at winning. At being who Hashem raised us and brought us up to become.

This is not a new problem. This is perhaps the oldest problem of our nation. In fact it is even the prelude to us becoming the nation of Hashem. It’s the last thing the Torah tells us before He chose us and gave us the Torah. The blueprint and map of what we are here to accomplish. The book and the mandate and pathway to us becoming the “mamleches kohanim” -the nation that will establish a homeland that will shine the light of Hashem out to the world where all will recognize His glory. Our glory. The parsha of this week’s Torah reading and perhaps the one with the most essential Torah narrative of our role in the world is called and named after… would you believe it? A goy. Yisro. Do you know why? Because Hashem knows that we probably couldn’t and don’t have the guts enough or self-respect or confidence to do it on our own. We need Yisro to tell us how great we are before we actually believe we are worthy.

You know what’s funny? Do you know what the name Yisro means? More. Rashi tells us that the hidden meaning behind that name or spiritual essence is that he was called thus because it was in his merit that an extra parsha was added in the Torah. The parsha of the establishment of righteous judges. Judges without fear. Judges that will have the guts to stand up to evil. That will be inspired only by the word of Hashem. That won’t bow to societal pressure. That are concerned more about being spiritually correct rather than politically.

The name of the parsha that this goy added is meaningfully called V’ata Techezeh-And you shall see. Open up your eyes. Take a look. See… Take off the blinders. Understand why you’re here. Look at the miracles. Look where Hashem has brought you. See how he destroyed Amalek. How He beepered them. How He split the Sea. How He gave you the Manna. Do you get it? We need a goy to tell us that. Thus the parsha of the Torah and of us becoming a nation is called Yisro, after the goy that saw and came and directed us on the path.

But is that really true? Is that really what happened. Here, comes the amazing part my friends and pay close attention. We have a rule, a bizarre, incongruous rule that is really a spiritual oxymoron. It’s called eilu v’eilu divrei Elokim Chayim- that whenever we have a debate or a dispute between our sages in the Mishna or Talmud, Beit Shammai and Beit Hillel, Rabbi Akiva and Rebbi Gamliel, or even Rashi and Tosafos. There are truths to both sides of the debate. They both represent the word of Hashem Both opposing views are correct. It’s like the joke about the couple that comes to the Rabbi and she gives her complaints and the Rabbi tells her that she’s correct. The husband then gives his complaints and the Rabbi again turns to the man this time and says that he’s correct. The Rabbi’s wife is listening and objects. How can they both be right? The Rabbi turns to her and says that she is also right! Well, when it comes to the story of Yisro’s arrival, like all Jewish things there is a debate as well.And they’re both correct. They’re both truth.

Rashi, the Ibn Ezra and many of the commentaries that generally go with the simplest explanation actually read the story of Yisro as being a non-chronological one. He doesn’t come to Moshe until after the giving of the Torah. They follow the Talmudic opinions that understand that the reason he came is because he heard about the giving of the Torah. He wanted to be part of our nation. He was drawn to us and our mission. We inspired him.

The Ramban, Saadia Gaon and others however read the story chronologically and suggest that Yisro came before the Torah was given. He heard about our war against Amalek, our victory, the splitting of the sea. He was inspired by Hashem and the love and all He does for our nation and that drew him to our people. Fascinatingly enough, Rashi, although he goes with the opinion that Yisro came afterwards however understands that the Torah is relating to us that he came before, to relate to us that his coming wasn’t necessarily motivated as much by the giving of the Torah but rather it was because of the miracles. He came because of Hashem. He wasn’t going to wait until we caught on to how special and treasured we are. He figured that might be a waste of time perhaps. Rather he came to be our “eyes”. To show us how special we are and how much Hashem has set us up to accomplish.

Eilu V’eilu Divrei Elokim Chayim- both of these stories are true. There’s a lesson. A possible future. A reality that we were in then and that we are in today as well with two alternate and perhaps even opposite roads. Do we need the goy to see that we are chosen? That we have a job to do. A land to conquer. A world to light up with the truth. An Amalek to wipe out. Do we need Yisro to come and be our eyes. By the way… What’s the name of the secretary of State that just came to Israel and said we should build a Bais Ha’Mikdash? Rubi-o. Sounds like Yisr-o. What does the word Rubiya mean? Anyone remember that word from our Rosh Hashana black eyed peas? It means more. Yisro. One more added parsha. She’yirbu zechuyaseinu… That our merits should increase.  C’mon.. this whole E-Mail was worth the read just for that… 😊.

This Shabbos and every Shabbos before we bentch and thank Hashem for the Eretz Ha’Tovah the great incredible land that He has promised us and our forefathers that we have been privileged to return to. That we ask Hashem to have mercy on us, on Tzion, on Jerusalem and rebuild the Temple. We sing and recite a Psalm.

Shir Ha’Maalos- A song of Ascents- of Aliya

 B’shuv Hashem es shivas tzion- When Hashem returns the captives of Tzion… our nation exiled for so long… our hostages.

Ha’yinu k’cholmim- we’re dreaming. We’re sleeping. We don’t get it… We don’t see what’s happening right before our eyes. We’re missing what’s happening. We think it’s just about getting out of Egypt. Out of the Holocaust. It’s a national homeland where nobody will bother us. Like America, but in Hebrew with falafel and shwarma too. We don’t realize that we have a job to do. A house to build for Hashem. A light to shine out to the world from there.

Oz yimaleh schok pinu u’lshoneinu rina- then our mouths will fill with laughter and our tongues with song. We laugh. We’re happy. We sing. The job is not done yet. It’s a nice dream. We think it’s over. We got them back. We’ve returned. We have our State. Thank You Hashem… We think the dream has come true. But we’re missing the boat. That’s not what this about. We need Yisro to tell us something. We need Rubio. We need the goyim to be our eyes. Because 2000 years of exile, of persecution, of fear and subjugation under them has blurred our eyesight.

Oz yomru ba’goyim higdil Hashem la’asos im eileh- The goyim will then get up and say. Hashem has done something great and big for this nation. They heard about the war against Amalek. They heard about the Manna. They heard about our hostages coming home. They understand more than us, that this about something much greater. Part of making America Great Again is first making us great again. They look towards us and ask us if we’re still dreaming or are we going to wake up. Will we just continue paying lip and tongue service to what is happening? Is it just something that fills our mouth and tongues with great new catchy songs? Or will we be truly happy. Will we take it to the next level and bring the simchas olam to the world as we’re supposed to. As we were chosen to. Do we have the strength to say

Higdil Hashem L’aasos Imanu- Hashem has made us great. He gave us the most important role in the world. We have a job to do. A message to scream out to the world. A land to liberate and rid of evil. A world to uplift. A home to return to and dwell in. Do we have the strength to tell the world what justice looks like? What the vengeance of Hashem and the Jewish people entails. What the borders of our country need to be. Can we truly bring the world to understand that we understand that our job is not merely to be free and to be live under our fig tree, grape vine around the corner from the Makolet and kosher pizza store, but it’s to truly bring the world to simchas olam-

Hayinu smaychim- to be truly happy…

The Geula is coming my friends. This past week on Tu’Bishvat I was riding on these cool EZ Rider bikes with my tourists through the ruins of the city of Caesarea, a city that our sages tell us that will be in ruins as Jerusalem will be rebuilt. Along our ride, we passed by the Roman theater where the great Rabbi Akiva, who laughed while the foxes came out of the ruins because he saw in the destruction already the seeds of redemption. Ha’zorim B’dimah- the fields of Jerusalem that were sown with seeds of tears, he saw already 2000 years ago, that b’rina yiktzoru- that they will be harvested in song.

Rabbi Akiva was killed by them there in that theater with the words Hashem Echad on his lips. He had started the first Messianic movement, too early, when he rebelled against them with his army of Bar Kochva. He wasn’t dreaming. He did what needed to be done. He wasn’t just davening and or even learning for Mashiach and the redemption. He went out to fight and bring it. 2000 years late Yaakov Shweky sings Vehi She’amda in that same theater and Shema Yisrael with our return. Rome is gone. The tears that were planted have begun to bear fruit and our lips began to be full of song.

We continued on our ride on Tu Bi’Shvat and passed families with children planting trees. It was Tu B’Shvat. In Israel we don’t just eat dry buktzer/carob and dried figs and sing about shkeydiyah porachat-. We’re not dreaming. We’re planting. They weren’t all wearing Yarmulkas. Yet even the most secular here know that this is a holiday of redemption. Of planting. Of settling the land. Tears came to my eyes just watching these beautiful yiddishe kinderlach with their shovels and saplings. Ha’zorim B’Dima. Throughout Israel at the many sites where our children fell, the burnt car park, the Nova Festival site, Sderot trees were planted this year. We plant with tears. We plant with tears right after the Goyim tell us that we are great. We need to be nosey alumosuv- we need to carry our burdens, but as well we need to be alim- we need to be strong. We need to gather our strength.

With Tu B’Shvat the sap has risen. Purim is around the corner. Amalek is just waiting to be wiped out. Maybe even by 12:00 this Shabbos afternoon, if we listen to the Goyim. Pesach is around the corner. The month of redemption and return is here and coming fast. Do you know what the Presidential plane that Rubio arrived on is called? Eagle One. Kanfey Nesharim has landed and Goyim are telling us we are meant to be “great again” and meant to be even greater. Are we ready to stop dreaming?

Have a explosively fantastic Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Fun fartrikenteh baimer kumen kain paires nit arois.”.- No fruit falls from withered trees.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

8. Israel has implemented its "good fence" policy with which bordering country? ______

Which settlement among the "11 points" established in 1946 was within the territory of today's

Gaza Strip?

A. Urim

B. Kfar Darom

C. Nirim

D. Kfar Aza

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/vatem   - The words, the promise, our mandate… from this week’s parsha. My glorious composition V’Atem Tihiyu Li… You should sing this the whole Shabbos…

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/torah-hakedosha  -  Shabbos Yisro Kabbalas HaTorah is here and this composition of mine from the famous poem ( from selichos Tzom Gedalia) has incredible words that most- until my song- only knew the first part of it… Listen and take in the prayer to the Torah..

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/good-shabbos   – We read about this mitzva of Shabbos… what is it all about ..listen to this beautiful composition of mine that you will sing forever…

 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ylBComcef4   Simcha Leiner’s latest… Kein Yehi Ratzon! Nice…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfNTo3GhK_M    A beautiful Ilan Ilan for Tu B’Shvat..

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Nevuchadnezzar -the King who gave honor to God?- 605 BC It is mamash insane how important it is for us to learn Tanach and to understand and internalize the lessons and stories of our past that repeat themselves. Binu shnos dor v’dor- understand the lessons of each generation. This column somehow always seems to be caught up with what’s going on. Check it out this week…

 

We begin the story of the rasha, the evil king of Babylonia who in the fourth year of the King Yehoyakim exiles him and begins the process of our exile and destruction. Who is Nevuchadnezzar? So our sages tell us his fascinating origin story. It seems that he was the secretary of the previous King of Babylonia, Merodach Baladan whom we previously learned about. Baladan, was the king who had sent messengers to Chizkiya after he was miraculously healed from his illness that followed the miraculous defeat of Sancheriev’s Assyrian army right outside of the gates of Jerusalem. Chizkiya could’ve been Mashiach had he sung and praised Hashem after this victory. His failure to recognize the amazing opportunity that this victory brought and his continued alliances and reliance on other goyim to be on our team and give us their love led to his sickness.

 

When Baladan heard about his miraculous recovery and the defeat of his own mutual enemy that he shared with us of Assyria he sent messengers to Chizkiya. He sent his Rubio with great wishes. He wanted to make Babylonia great again as well. He sent him a letter that stated

 

“Peace be unto King Chizkiya, peace unto the city of Yerushalayim, peace unto the great God.”

 

When Nevuchadnezar who wasn’t present heard about the letter, he got upset. How dare they place Chizkiya and give him honor before Hashem?! They should’ve first written “peace to Hashem” before Chizkiya. He began to run after the messengers to stop them. And very quickly the angel Gavriel came down and stopped him. Yet, it was in the merit of those four steps that he rose to glory to become the king of Babylonia and ultimately became the one to destroy the Temple. It was only because the angel stopped him though that our exile was only temporary. If he would’ve actually taken more than those four steps, we’d still be speaking Babylonian today…

 

What is the message here? The message is that when the Goyim and their Kings stick up for Hashem and our honor and we don’t then we’re in trouble. In fact, the downfall of Chizkiya a and the Jews was because when Baladan’s whole entourage comes to Israel he shows them all of the glory of the Temple and our treasure houses. Maybe he even got them golden beepers. The Navi and story of Chizkiya and Nevuchadnezzar is that our job is not to talk about our greatness and glory. It has to be about Hashem. We can’t be impressed or influenced by the nations. We need to impress and influence them, but not to farkoyf them on us… Rather its’ to get them realize and appreciate how much Hashem’s glory needs to be revealed to the world.

 

Yes, my friends. It’s ba’yamim ha’heim- in those days. Ba’zman ha’zeh- in our times.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE TREE JOKES OF THE WEEK

What type of trees like to give High Fives? A Palm Tree

 What school subject is the fruitiest? History – because it is full of dates!

 What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine!

 I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It’s really all about rasin awareness

 A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

  What did one Jewish wheat say to the other one? What should we eat?

 How many olives did the girl eat? Olive them!

 I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes

 My friend told me “Did you know trees drop edible stuff that’s not fruit?” I said “that’s nuts”.

 Where do you buy barley? At the bar!

 What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

 What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon Aid.

 Why you shouldn't trust trees? They seem shady

 When I see lovers' nαmes cαrved in α tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how mαny people bring a knife on a dαte.

 What do you call it when your friend try to convince you eat more fruit? Pear pressure.

 What kind of tree does toothpaste grow on? Toiletries

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The answer to this week”s question is b – Finally! I got one entirely right. It helps a bit that these are war zones. The part A though I knew even before the war, The Good Fence which was our open door policy to Lebanon before the first Lebanon War in 2000. Thousands of Israelis would got to Lebanon to shop and even have farms there and Leabanese would come into Israel as well enjoying our better medical services and shopping. Yes, it was once good with Lebanon before it became today. Now we’re back hopefully returned to our biblical borders that we won’t give back…

Part B was also easy. Kfar Darom was in Gush Katif until Ariel Sharon threw us out in exchange for the wonderful peace we’ve been experiencing since then. So I got them both right this week and the  new score is Rabbi Schwartz 5.5 Ministry of Tourism 2.5 on this exam so far.