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Friday, July 7, 2023

Land Lovers- Parshat Pinchas 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

July 7th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 39 18th of Tamuz 5783

 

Parshat Pinchas

Land Lovers

There was a palatable excitement in the city of Bialystok. The town was buzzing. Is it true? Can it be? The men were all called to the shul, and they put on their finest Holiday clothing. Some of them even went to the Mikva first. The ladies as well gathered although they knew that the chances were that there not going to be able to participate. It was just too exciting of a moment to miss. They wanted to be there to witness it. They brought their children who were let out of cheder early for the day to attend. It was a glorious day in the shtetl.

What was it that had gotten everyone so excited? What do you think it was? No… it wasn’t a great Rabbi that was coming to visit. Neither was it a siyum on shas or the opening of a new yeshiva in town. It wasn’t even a new kosher restaurant or Deli. It was far more spiritual and exciting than all of that. What had gotten the religious holy city so euphoric was that there was someone who had just come to town and with him was none other than a bottle of wine. Yup, wine.

But it wasn’t just yup-wine. It was wine from Eretz Yisrael. From the Holy Land. The place that they dreamed about. That they davened to one day see with their eyes. That they hoped and prayed that they would merit to be able to walk 4 amos on its holy earth. This wasn’t just wine. This was wine made from the fruits of the land that they thanked Hashem for each time they bentched after meals. That they had studied about and even gotten emotional about when they read the Torah reading of the spies who had brought them back to our nation that didn’t appreciate them. It was the fruits that Moshe wished and implored Hashem that he would one day be able to come into the Land of Israel and appreciate. They had the Terumot and Maasrot tithes removed from them. They were blessed, and tonight all that gathered were going to get a small taste of this piece of heaven that they had only dreamed of.

After reciting some Psalms and verses that relate to the land of Israel the gabbai in the shul distributed little shot glasses to everyone filled half way up with this holy elixir. They were handed out in order of chashivus; the prestige of the people in the Shul. The Rabbi got first, the Kohanim and Leviim followed. The Shochet, the Mohel, the Sofer all got a taste and then Reb Yankeleh, the senior member of the shul took his place on the Bima to get his little cup. His two grandsons helped him stand up to the podium and he stretched out his trembling hand to receive his wine. Suddenly, the unthinkable happened. As Reb Yankeleh started to recite the holy blessing with tears pouring down his face at the incredible privilege he was about to experience, his hands started to tremble and twitch from excitement and the glass fell out of his hand and fell and crashed to the floor. A hush of silence went through the shul. It was almost as if a Torah had god forbid fallen. No one knew what to say or do. And then…

Without so much as a blink of an eye this once frail old man bounded down off the Bima and got down on his hands and knees and started to lap up the wine from the floor. While he licked up the wine he sang again and again songs of Eretz Yisrael repeating “heiligeh vein… heligeh vein…” My Rebbi, Reb Yisrael Asia, who told me this story from his father who was a young man that was there in the shul and witnessed this sight, told me that it made an everlasting impression on his father.

“Azoy iz vi ah gemoligeh yid gi’felt vegen Eretz Yisrael-

That’s the way the old time Jews felt about Eretz Yisrael, “- he would repeatedly say. And what does that say for us today? How far have we fallen?

To be honest, I don’t know how much I’ve grown spiritually over the past years or over my entire life, to be really truthful. I was raised to be a frum Jew. I went to the right yeshivos. I was programmed to become the person I’ve become pretty much from the start. I don’t really know much of another way of life. Ashreinu Ma Tov Chelkeinu- I’m fortunate and blessed that I was born into the only real authentic religion, that has meaning, that has spirituality, that has great holidays; that has Shabbos and that has Chulent.

As well being born frum gives me plenty of intellectual stimulation. Torah learning is challenging, it’s exciting and it’s so so cool to be learning and studying works that are thousands of years old that my ancestors ‘horreved’ over for millennia and was given to Moshe on Sinai by the Master of the World. So, I don’t know how much credit I get for anything. I’ve been on an escalator going up and haven’t really had to climb on any stairs on the spiritual ladder.

Yet, there is one area that I think I can say I’ve grown and that is in my love and passion for Eretz Yisrael. When I studied here in Yeshiva, I remember asking my parents to send me all the great things that you can’t get here. Sour Pickles, Pastrami, American cheese, Ketchup, normal Tuna fish, you know, the important things in life. Even after moving here 13 years ago, there were still much that I missed in America, despite the fact pretty much all the above are now available here. But it was more of the other stuff that are the ease and convenience of being raised in a goyishe country where you don’t have to deal with Jews all the time. There’s customer service, the banks are not trying to rip you off and are happy for your business, Not everyone you deal with is gonna hit you with hidden fees. When your repairman tells you he’ll be there, he will. And on and on and on…

Well, you know what? That stuff doesn’t bother me anymore. I’ve grown. I love this country so much it’s like parts of the stuff that you may have about your spouse or your child that annoys you. But it doesn’t make a difference. You love them more than the world. Like the wine that fell on the dirty floor. It may be a little dusty…but its so holy and so special it tastes better than anything else out there. It’s ours. It’s Heilig. And I’m so lucky to be here and to experience everything.

In this week’s Torah portion of Pinchas as I reviewed the Parsha I kept finding this theme coming up again and again and again. It’s interesting that the parsha is titled Pinchas, as seemingly Pinchas is only really the first four verses or so of the Parsha. Yet, if we understand, as our sages tell us that Pinchas is also the soul of Eliyahu Ha’Navi whose job is to return the hearts of the sons to their fathers and to bring us to the land of Israel in the ingathering of the Exiles, then perhaps there is no title better for a parsha that seems to have a theme to it about the love of the Land.

See the story about Pinchas is really last week’s Portion. This week’s Pinchas connection and title are really just about telling us about his yichus. Where he comes from. And where all of us come from. Rashi tells us that although everyone was maligning him for his zealous actions, after-all his grandfather was Yisro who worshipped idols. He realized that his real identity is from his grandfather Aharon. He knew where he came from. His grandfather never made it to the land of Israel. He wasn’t able to bring the nation into Israel. Yet, Pinchas was going to make sure we made it here. We wouldn’t forget the passion of our ancestors. And being the soul of Eliyahu, that happens when he returns the children to their yichus; to the love and passion for Eretz Yisrael of their ancestors.

The parsha continues with another counting of the Jewish people in the wilderness. They don’t call this the Book of Numbers for nothing. Yet, if this is the final count before we enter the land, why not wait until the end of the Book? There’s still another war to be fought against Midyan which seems to be thrown in in next week’s parsha. Why not wait until Ma’asey when we recap all of the travels of the wilderness and then see how many are left? The answer is that this is not just about the count. It’s about returning the hearts to the father and filling it up with the love of Israel.

Take a look at some of the things it tells us about the count that are thrown in there. We have the reminder about Dasan and Aviram, our old friends who constantly tried to convince us not to go to Israel. Back in Egypt they were the last to leave. They headed up the complainers and they even joined Korach’s group and riled up everyone. Yet, the parsha tells us that it didn’t help them. They were trying to divide the children from their Father. Yet the pasuk tells us the children of Korach “never died”. They returned. They did Teshuva. And fascinatingly enough Reb Zalman Sorotzkin writes in his Oznayim L’Torah that they even received a portion in the land of Israel, despite the fact that they were Levi’im who are not entitled to a portion.  For the Talmud Yerushalmi writes that the children of Korach received the Israelite portions of their mother’s family who perished in the plague of Korach.

Do you know what made them turn back? Maybe the song that they sang and sing will give us a hint. We recite it in our daily prayers each Monday.

A song, a psalm of the sons of Korah. Hashem is great and very much praised, in the city of our God, the Mount of His Sanctuary. The fairest of branches, the joy of the entire earth- Mount Zion, by the north side, the city of a great king. God is in its palaces; He is known as a stronghold…

As we have heard, so have we seen in the city of the Lord of Hosts, in the city of our God; God shall establish it forever and ever…

We hoped, O Lord, for Your kindness in the midst of Your Temple. Mount Zion shall rejoice..

Encompass Zion and surround it, count its towers. Give heed to its walls, raise its palaces, in order that you may tell a later generation….

Did you notice all the bolded words? It’s Tzion. It’s Jerusalem. It’s the city of Hashem. It’s splendor. It’s beauty. It’s passing that passion down to the later generation.

The parsha continues with many other anomalies in this oddly placed counting. Each of them relate to parents, children and the land. We have Er and Onan that are mentioned who “died in the land of Canaan”. They were there. They lived and were born in the Holy Land. But they didn’t want to have generations there. They didn’t want to pass that love on. Thus they die in Canaan. But they’re descendants return. Not only do they return, but they are Mashiach’s line through Peretz and Zarach. It’s amazing. They will be returned through Rus, who marries the descendants of those who didn’t want to pass on that love and who even left the land entirely. Yet, they will come back from a Moabite woman who says ‘Your land is my land. Where you walk  I will walk. Your nation is my nation.’

It starts to get really fun though, when the counting and names start to include the women. See, the Torah is not a haymish Jewish magazine. It’s not only good with mentioning the women, but even sticks them in when they are seemingly unrelated. See, if this counting is for the army, then women don’t serve. If it’s for the inheritance of the land, then as well seemingly they shouldn’t be mentioned. True, the daughters of Tzlafchad will get a portion ultimately as we find out in the end of the Parsha, yet here they don’t know that yet. So why mention them by name. Why mention Search the daughter of Asher. Yes, she’s pretty old, at least 250 if not more, since she was living back when Yaakov was alive in Egypt. But still that doesn’t seem to be a reason to mention them here by the counting. As well we will see, that Yocheved is mentioned. Fascinatingly enough, when Moshe is born it doesn’t say her name. She’s just a Levite woman. Yet here she’s mentioned by name. Why?

The answer is because all these women share a love for the land. Serach is the one in Egypt that tells Yaakov that Yosef is alive. She is the one who sings for him to go into Exile. Yet, she is the one that tells the nation after 210 years of slavery and assimilation that the redeemer will come and when he comes he will use the words pakod yifkod- we will be counted. We will be redeemed. We will return to the Land. Yocheved was born in the gateways of the Jews coming to Egypt, yet she is the one that gives the Jewish women strength and saves the Jewish babies from Pharaoh. It’s not merely a Hatzala call. It’s that she comforts the children. She sings them lullabies of a better a day. A holy land. Of heiligeh wine…

And finally we have the 5 daughters of Tzlafchad. The Torah traces their yichus all the way back to their great grandfather Yosef. Their grandfather Menashe was born in exile. Their father never even saw the land. Whereas all the other tribes had heard stories from their parents of the holy land. Their roots were in the palace of Egypt. Their great-grandfather Yosef left when he was 17 years old and never went back. Yet, Yosef instilled in them of a love of Eretz Yisrael more than any other tribe. For the bones of Yosef were with them in the Midbar for forty years. That impacted them. That changed them. That inspired them to demand and request a portion, despite that there was no law on the books that they would be able to get one. But when you’re in love with something so much, everything is possible. And when you’re in love with the land of Hashem, then He will make sure that you will get it.

Imagine the scene of this week’s parsha. There are over a million or so people standing there on the banks of Moav looking into Israel across the Jordan River. That million people we are told are almost entirely women. There are no men ages 60-100 besides two. Kalev and Yehoshua who we are told are mentioned because they love the land. They stuck up for it. They get portions that nobody else from their graduating class got. All the other men died. They didn’t connect to the land. The women though, with that deeper spiritual longing. They understood that there was only one place where we should live. The Midrash even tells us that when Moshe sent the spies to the land Hashem told him Shelach Lecha Anashim- send for yourself men… The Midrash comments wryly that Hashem told Moshe that your mistake is that you sent men. If you would’ve sent women though who love are known to love the land, then the mission would’ve been successful. It is in the merit of the Nashim Tzidkinyaos. Those lullabies and longing for Israel that the Mama’s and Bubbeh’s instilled in us for Eretz Yisrael and redemption that we are coming home.

What is the reason for the women to be more passionate about the land then the men? Perhaps it’s as I learned in my pre-marriage chasan class because the man’s role is merely to feel incomplete without a woman who has been taken from his rib. He seeks her out to complete him. The women though are charged with not only finding her spouse, but by finding her place. The home she was removed from. The place where she belongs. See, men are pretty comfortable wherever you put us. We acclimate better. We were never displaced. Yet the woman at her very core is looking not just for her soulmate, but as well the place where the two of them can become Ish and Isha a man and wife; with the yud and hei letters from each of their names joining together to spell and build a home for Hashem.

Rashi notes that’s why each of the tribes mentioned have the yud and hei before them in this counting to symbolize the connection to our parents and the yichus and our job that we never forgot and that is at our core. Yet the Klei Yakar takes it a step further. He points out that the hei precedes each name while the yud follows it in the spelling- as in ‘Ha’Reuvein’i’, ‘Ha’Shimon’I’. This is strange because it should be the other way around as the name of Hashem has the yud before the hei. He answers the reason for this is because the ‘hei” is the letter at the end of the woman. It’s ishah. And in this counting, it is the woman’s letter that comes first. It’s their merit that we come to the land. It’s their connection that kept the spark alive. Eliyahu may returns the hearts of the fathers to the son, but the mothers are all good to go.

The Parsha goes on and on with Eretz Yisrael connections. Moshe passionately is told to look over at the beloved land, Yehoshua the lover of Eretz Yisrael is appointed to be the leader and we conclude with the sacrifices daily and holidays when we are all connected to Eretz Yisrael. Again it seems strange that the daily sacrifices are brought here. Not only have they been taught before in the Torah, but what do they have to do with the land, with our coming home?

There is a fascinating Midrash which says that nobody in Yerushalayim ever went to sleep with a sin. For the morning Tamid atones for the sins of the nighttime and the evening tamid sacrifice atones for all of the sins of the day. Rav Yisrael Chasida (the grandfather of Rav Margalit- rav of Karmiel) asks why is it only the people of Jerusalem that have that benefit? Isn’t the Tamid sacrifice for everyone? We all chip in. We all should be atoned for.

His answer is so powerful and amazing. He points out the famous rule of the Baal Shem Tov, that a person is found where his thoughts are. If one is thinking about America, then that’s where he really is. We daven towards Yerushalayim and that in fact puts us right there in the Temple. When the sages tell us that no one in Yerushalayim went to sleep with a sin. It doesn’t only mean one who is physically there. You can be in Lakewood, you can be in Bialystok, you can be in Auschwitz, in Spain, in Babylonia, but if your heart is in Yerushalayim, then you’re free of sin. You’ve arrived.

You maybe sitting at your Pesach Seder, you may be in your Sukka, you may be physically far away. But each holiday we read from the Torah Parshat Pinchas; the Parsha of the Love of the Land, the parsha of Eliyahu Ha’Navi. It’s the most read Parsha in the Torah. We read it and we remember that it only here where the real laws and experience of holidays are meant to be felt. It’s not in your fancy Sukka or Seder in a hotel in Cancun, in your palace in the Five Towns, or in your shtibel or yeshiva simchas beis Ha’Shoeiva in the Diaspora. It’s in your Musaf davening when your heart reads these verses of the sacrifices and you’re transported to Yerushalayim.

The Gaon of Vilna says the source and hint for the Rambam that there is a mitzva to wait for the redemption everyday is in fact from the Korban Tamid verses

Es Korbani Lachmi L’ishai reyach nichochi tishmeru- The daily bread fire sacrifice should be guarded.

The word Tishmeru- to guard, comes from the verse that the Torah says about Yaakov when Yosef told him his dreams.

V’aviv Shamar es Ha’davar- And his father waited and watched for the day that it would happen and be fulfilled. When we recite this daily sacrifice we as well long and await as our father did for the day when we will once again be returned to our land and bring that bread, that offering to Hashem

We’ve entered the three weeks of mourning for our Temple. It’s the time when we stop life as it is at varying degrees and realize that things aren’t right. It’s not the way it’s supposed to be. And it’s then that our hearts need to long more and more to come home. Even us that merit to live in Eretz Yisrael aren’t entirely home yet-although it’s the right address. The land is responding more and more to it’s people’s return. But it wants us all. Do we want it? Do we need it? It’s the questions we need to ponder. We need to pray for. It’s something that we’ve lost since the time of the ah moligeh yidden who once lived and breathed that dream. The dream of Yosef, the dream of our fathers and mothers. had. May Pinchas/ Eliyahu return us to them.

Have a memorable Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Di varemsteh bet is di mamas.”- The warmest bed is mother’s.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

29) Bat Shlomo, Meir Shfeya and Giv'at Ada are names related to which family?

The First Aliyah began, among other things, due to which riots?

A) The "Negev storms" (Kyiv Pogrom)

B) The Rhineland Massacres

C) The Khmelnitsky Massacre

D) The Cossack Riots

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-eileh-acapella  - It’s the three Weeks. Acapella time again… and start off your three weeks with my mournful Al Eileh Composition that hopefully we won’t have to sing this Tisha B’Av

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w_DaILfKRo    –Rabbi Klatzkows Al Eileh Acapella also hauntingly beautiful.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ozd01p9vuY    – Ari Goldwag’s BiYerushalayim so heartfelt

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

King Recap - 670 BC- After the quasi- righteous kings Yehoshafat and Ahab things turn downhill for the Jewish nation. On the one hand there is a continued peace between the Kingdom of Yisrael and Yehudah that was started between the two kingdoms in the times of Achav. It was that reason that Chazal tell us that he merited to rule so long despite being an idolator and having killed the prophets of Hashem. This is perhaps a remarkable and powerful message for our times. Hashem prefers peace amongst us and values that even more than adherence to the mitzvos and the worst sins… How mind-blowing is that? What does that have to say in how we should view our interactions with the secular governments of Israel? Food for thought…

 

Well that relationship strengthens when the Yehoram son of Yehoshafat marries Athalia, the daughter of Achav. thus making him brother-in-law of Yehoram the son of Achav. Two brother-in-laws with the same name. Achazaya takes over for him and he is influenced by his mother and things head downhill spiritually. When that happens, Hashem sends wars to wake us up. In the beginning He preforms miracles for us, but ultimately if we don’t repent the game is over.

 

So the first war we have is against Edom, our brother Esau in the south Negev area of Israel. The entire period since we entered the land Edom was subservient to Israel. They had 8 Kings before we got there and during the period of the shoftim. But Dovid Hamelech conquers them and appointed their governors and they behaved themselves and were subservient to us. Now things turned for the worse and they start to rebel. Yehoram, the King of Yehuda fights them and trounces them, but the underpinnings were there.

 

With that unsettlement and sense of the weakness on our part, the Philistines and Kushites attack us and Yehoram gets struck and is laid ill. Achazaya takes over the reign and he joins with Yehoram the son of Achav (his uncle) to fight against Syria in the North; the kingdom of Chazael who had been anointed by Elisha. The huge battle takes place by Ramot Gilead. This is today in the lower Golan Heights by the bottom of the Kinneret and Jordan River. It’s a place where many historic battles take place. And Yehoram and the Jews get trounced, Yehoram falls sick and Achazya comes up from Israel to visit him. All the cards are set. We haven’t done teshuva. Enter Elisha and it is time for Hashem’s revenge against the house of Achav and the evil of Yehuda to take place.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE GRANDPARENTS JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What does grandpa do when you tell him to change his hearing aid? He doesn't listen.

 

"My grandmother ate spaghetti everyday… Until she pasta-way

 

A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. “Oh,” he said, “she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her.

 

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 years old... Now he's 97, and we have no idea where could he be.

 

My grandpa’s so cheap, when he dies, he’ll probably walk towards the light and turn it off

 

Grandpa died because we couldn’t figure out his blood type. At least he told us to be positive..

 

I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car

 

My late grandpa used to hate looking in the mirror. Humble man, terrible driver.

 

My grandpa is 95 years old and he doesn't even use glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle

 

Why do grandparents smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

What do you call a man sitting in hot water? Stew.

What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water? Luke.

 

60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You’re in terrific shape. There`s nothing wrong with you. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn`t believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"

The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to? His mother put on tremendous pressure.”

 

Five year old Emma was sitting on her grandfather David’s lap as he read her a bedtime story.  From time to time, Emma would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch David’s wrinkled cheek.  She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.  Finally Emma spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"

"Yes, darling," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."

"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"

"Yes, indeed, sweetheart," he said, "God made you just a little while ago."

Feeling their respective faces again, Emma observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he?"

 

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?

"What . .. . .. . You're coming empty handed?"

 

After 40 long years, my grandma has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails. She's hidden his teeth.

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One Sunday, little Johnny's grandpa asks him a question, "Do you know what one eye said to the other eye?"

 "No, grandpa."

"It said, Between you and me, something smells."

 

“Back in the day,” a grandfather started to say, “You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket, and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs, and a bit of butter as well.”

“But nowadays,” he continued, “Wherever you go, there are cameras.”

 

A grandfather who had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted for a hearing aid that would return his hearing to 100%. The grandpa went back for further tests a month later and the doctor said, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.”

 

To which the elderly man replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”

 

Why do grandparents count pennies? They're the only ones who have the time.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other? They both have a common enemy at the homefront who makes a fuss about eating sweets.

 

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The answer to this week”s question is A  - OK the rule is not to do this when I’m half asleep. I got this only half right, but embrarrisngly for the wrong reason. I mean I knew the first part of the answer that was easy. All of those settlements are connected to the Rothschild damily that funded the First aliya and built these agricultural settlements for the nation to come home. Bat Shlomo is named after his mother Betty the daughter of Shlomo Rothschild. It’s a play on the name Betty and also the fact that Shlomo Ha’Melechs Daughter lived in this region married to Avinadav fascinatingly enough- which means father is a philanthropist. How’s that for trivia! Meir Sheifya is the youth village next to Zichron named after his grandfather Meir Rothchild- Sheifya is just the name of the Arab village that was there. Givat Ada is named after his wife Adhelheid. So I got all of those right. I messed up because I answered the Chemilnsky massacres. I had meant Kishinev..Which is what I was thinking and would be correct. The problem was that wasn’t an option. The correct answer was the Sufot Ba’Negev which were the rebellions and pogroms that took place after The Tzar wass assassinated. They called it that title- which I didn’t even know- because of a verse in Isaiah that describes Mashiach coming after “storms in the South”.  So I probably would have gotten this wrong anyways. But really Chemilinsky revolution was in the 16 hundreds and had I had my coffee I would’ve known that for sure that was the wrong answer. So silly mistake. So once again half right one for me and the score now stands at 21.5 for Schwartz and 7.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far.

Friday, November 8, 2019

Road Trip- Parshat Lech Lecha 2019 /5780


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
November 8th 2019 -Volume 10 Issue 3 10th Cheshvan 5780

Parshat Lech Lecha

Road Trip

I travel a lot. It’s my job after all as a tour guide. When I tour with my tourists in the North of Eretz Yisrael, which is probably about 65% of the time, I at least get to sleep at home. I like sleeping at home. I find that I can stay at the best hotels in this country but unless I’m in my own bed, with maybe a kid or two crawling in and kicking me in the head in the middle of the night it really doesn’t work. I like eating dinner at home. I like my family. Although I think If I’m home too many days in a row, my kids are ready to hire someone to get me out of the house. I’m not complaining…

But much of the time I’m based out of Yerushalayim, Day tours to the Dead Sea, Chevron and the Gush Etzion area, the coastline, the shefela and even the Negev tours all require that I sleep over the night in Yerushalayim. Plenty of times I even sleep over in Tel Aviv or Eilat. Even when I’m not sleeping over I’m always on the road. I remember my 10th grade Rebbi telling the class that when he retired he wanted to be a truck driver. I thought that was kind of cool. I don’t remember much else that he told us but the image of him sitting in the front of a truck yanking on the horn trekking across the country always stayed with me.

I don’t think I ever saw myself driving a truck, but there is something special about spending time on the road. On the road one gets to spend quality time with one’s self first and foremost. This of course requires not giving in and turning on the radio, which shouldn’t be that difficult as there really is not much to listen to. Another anti or pro Trump-er tirade on the talk shows, or pro and anti- Brexits or in Israel another failed attempt at creating a government. Yada yada yada.. heard all that before. Music? Also besides the Rabbi Schwartzes greatest hits CD there really isn’t anything great that has come out lately that is worth listening to. Even those great shiurim and Torah classes which is all commendable to listen to as you travel. After-all it’s a fulfilment of the mitzva we recite in Shema of u’vlechtecha ba’derech- learning Torah. But it’s still not as meaningful necessarily as just spending “Me Time”. 

This time isn’t about making my plans or itineraries, figuring out or how I’m going to deal with different issues. It’s about making a chesbon hanefesh. Looking out the window at the beautiful country Hashem has blessed me and people to live in. Counting the multitudes of blessings that I have been given. Thinking about my own spiritual goals, my family goals, the things I want to accomplish. It’s about connecting to my soul and my relationship with Hashem. We spend so much time coming, going, doing and achieving and we don’t spend much time merely being. The road gives you the chance to really do that. And the truth is it’s really how the secret of how our nation began.

This week we begin the story of the Jewish people with the story of Avraham, our first patriarch. Our story begins with the command for him to hit the road. Lech lecha- go for you. The famous Rashi notes the oddity of the grammar here and explains that Hashem is telling Him He should go l’hana’ascha l’tovascha-for your benefit and for your good. Rebbi Nachman takes this a step further Hashem is not merely telling Avraham to go for his own good, rather he is telling him to delve into himself. Go find within you the source of who you are and what you are really all about. Go to the deepest sense of self-awareness; to the ‘lecha- the you’ within you. In his explanation the ani- the ‘I’ is me it is my ego, it is my perceived self-image. But lecha- that is the essence of the soul that others connect to you with it is the you that is your true soul.

This is what Hashem, said to Avraham, hinting to every man in the world, Lech lecha. He exhorts a person to go to himself, for a person's essence, that which is called "the I," is but the soul…. Similarly, when people talk to a person in the second person and say "you" (ata) or "to you" (lekha), the primary intention is the soul which is a person's essence, as is known. This is what the Torah admonishes a person, Lekh lekha, go to yourself, that is, to the source of your soul. In all of your going and traveling and all the roads you take in this world, have in mind to go to yourself, that is, to the source of your soul, this being the essence of the person being talked to. (Likutei Halachot[9], Shabbat 7) 

This is what happens when you are on the road. You are removed from your home, your family, all that connects you. It’s just you, yourself and I. And the destination is connecting those pieces together.

Avraham’s life is one big road trip. We are introduced to him as he begins this journey and it si important to pay attention that when he comes to Israel he doesn’t stop journeying. One would figure that Hashem promised him the land, He promised him he would make him great upon finally landing on that only true spiritually ‘goldeneh medina’, that he would set up shop. Set up his study hall. He would start to build grow, plant, flourish. Just as the so many early chalutzim did when they came here. They could finally settle the land, so let’s get to work. But he doesn’t. He stays on the road. In fact, one can ask any child to describe the house of Avraham and they will all tell you that he lived in a tent with 4 open doors to invite in guests. As a child I assumed it’s because everyone lived in tents back then. But that’s not the case. Most normal and certainly any successful stable person lived in a house. So why is Avraham’s lodging a tent? I think it’s one of those questions that we are kind of trained not to ask as children. How come he’s not in a house?

The answer is because Avraham saw himself as a nomad even in Israel. His major fight with the shepherds of Lot is that they assume that as a result of the promise of Hashem that the land is theirs. It’s our promised land. We can take what we want, we can throw out who we want. It’s ours. Yet, the Torah tells us that the Canaani and Perizi were still in the land. The land wasn’t theirs yet. It was promised to Avraham’s descendants ultimately but for now they are just guests and wanderers in a tent in this land that will one day be ours.

This is why the first few verses after Lech Lecha just continues to tell us about of Avraham’s travels. He first goes to Shechem to Elon Moreh and Hashem tells him he will give his descendants the land. Avraham makes an altar. From there he goes to Beit El and Ai and builds another altar. From there he heads down to the Negev. He’s like a tour guide. The verse tells us he was haloch v’naso’a- going and traveling. Rashi notes- sometimes he would stay for a month or more and then he would pitch his tent elsewhere. My mother would say it seems he has ‘ants in his pants’. My uncle Sammy would call him a gypsy as he used to call me whenever I would tell him about my wanderings and travels. Ultimately he goes down to Egypt, he’s in Gaza, Beer Sheva, Chevron. Avraham is truly a road warrior. For Avraham understands that only on the road is one constantly moving constantly undefined by one’s surroundings, only on the road can one become truly alone with oneself.

We live in a world today where we are always connected. We are always engaged. We are surrounded by information, by people, by entertainment, by everything else that seeks to fill our limited time and energy. This not only true for those that have ‘non-kosher’ smart phones and internet access. Even in yeshiva, in beit midrash, in our supermarkets in our own homes, works and lives. There is no quiet. There is no alone time. There is no time to find the you, because we’ve got so many things that we are trying to build and to accomplish. It may be our businesses, it may be finishing shas, writing a book, bonding with your family, your children or your spouse. That’s all important. But unless we have a strong sense of the most important aspect of all of this. The bishvili nivra ha’olam- Hashem created the entire world for me to connect with myself for me to lech lecha. Then all that we do can be missing its soul.

I once saw an insight that explained that famous dictum of Rabbi Akiva of how V’Ahavta l’rayacha kamocha- loving your friend like yourself is a great principle in the Torah. Simply read it is understood that one should focus on treating your friends with as much love as you have for yourself. But this insight took the opposite approach. The great rule in the Torah is that one needs to truly and at all times be in touch with who they truly are. With the lecha of yourself. If you don’t appreciate how much and how important you are and what blessings and gifts Hashem has given to you, then you can never truly appreciate your friend and his or her gifts. You cannot love them totally. In order to truly be able to love everyone the way that they were meant to, perhaps it means first getting away a bit and learning how to love and understand yourself a little better first. 

Rabbi Akiva, that holy shepherd who spent years alone with the sheep, more than anyone understood how important that was. He understood that he would have to leave his wife and family even for 24 years even to achieve that lofty status. To travel to his kamocha. We don’t need 24 years to do that. We just need one good road trip every so often. And I know just the country you can take it in…. I can even recommend a good guide. He would love to help you meet the real you.

Have a monumental Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Nit yeder iz tsufriden mit zein ponem, ober mit zein saichel iz yeder tsufriden.”– Not everybody is content with his looks, but everyone is content with his brains.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/G-HvhT8OPs0  – Just Be Yourself- Avraham Fried- If I am I and you are you Kotzker riddle

https://youtu.be/zlYrcI6zUOQ   –The Rabbi from Hezbolla- cool story

https://youtu.be/7BYhFUgwXRs - Great Bluzhover Rebbe Brit Mila story…

https://youtu.be/3BZ6Oy1OPBk – Lech Lecha Yonatan Sheinfeld song

https://youtu.be/_cbhEVc2XwE  – Rabbi Dubin- Nice Lech Lecha song

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q A Site dating from the Umayyad period:
A) Hurvat Minim (Khirbet al-Minya)
B) The Pool of Arches (Brechat Ha’Kshatot) in Ramla
C) Horns of Hattin (Karnei Hittin)
D) Lod

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Brit Mila- Circumcision- Until this parsha the Torah was talking to the world, in this week’s Torah portion we have the first mitzva given to a Jew. Perhaps our most defining one. Hashem commands Avraham to perform the mitzva of circumcision. This will be the sign of the covenant between us and Hashem and it is in fact in the merit of this mitzva we are told that we merit the land of Israel.

The Mitzva of circumcision is of course only a mitzva for men. Although interestingly enough the custom is that women also when we bentch- say the blessing, after eating we mention the ‘bris that is sealed upon our flesh’ as well and women recite that as well. The reason according to the Beit Yosef because Adam- man was created together with woman. They were one and then Hashem separated them. But they are still considered one. Our Bris is their bris. On a deeper level, I once heard Reb Shmuel Eliyahu explain that woman was really created twice once when she was with man and then a second time when she was formed from him. Therefore, she is closer to perfection than man. It’s also he said why women are prettier. So there! But because of their connection they may serve as mohelim- circumcisers. And in fact the Torah tells us that Moshe’s own child was circumcised by his wife Tzippora.

Now the mitzva of bris is really two-fold. There is the cutting off of the foreskin that is called mila and there is the pulling back of the skin which is called pri’ya. The Beis Halevi explains that these two components of Mila represent its two aspects the first is the removal of the spiritually preventative foreskin the oral from our body and the second is revealing the special covenant that is on our skin as a result of the bris. The Chinuch notes that the idea behind the bris is that we remember that just as we are born imperfect physically and we have to perfect our bodies and distinguish ourselves from the nations of the world with our special role. As well our souls require us to perfect ourselves and our job is to work upon achieving spiritual perfection of well.

Brit Mila is our covenant with Hashem and it is meant to done as an eight-day old baby, after the child has undergone a Shabbos first which is the other special covenant between the Jewish people and Hashem. It is interesting in the first three portions of the Torah we have three britot. The Brit of Shabbos which is in time, the brit of the rainbow which is over the universe or in space and the brit of our bodies which is on each Jewish male. The fulfillment of these britot are all connected to the promise of us inheriting the land of Israel where we will restore the world to its glory from. May we soon see that day.

The Talmud (Baba Kama 90b) learns from here that one may not wound his own body, and all the more so may not take his own life. It is interesting to note that this mitzva comes after the story of the flood. Noah and those on the Ark recognized that all of humanity was destroyed and they were saved by Hashem. They understood that their lives were gifts they were given and granted. It was not theirs to end. Only He who gave them life could take it. That is the underlying concept, the commentaries suggest behind this mitzva. Others suggest that in the act of taking one’s own life you are preventing your death itself in being a kapara-atonement as you are turning it into a sinful act. Along the same lines you are negating the possibility of teshuva-repentance from that act. Because the game’s pretty much over after that.

The prohibition against suicide is so severe that there are those that say that Kaddish is not recited nor is shiva sat for someone who willfully commits suicide and that although buried in a Jewish cemetery, they are distanced from righteous people. Although like most Jewish laws there are many that disagree and are more lenient, certainly when there is shame to the family as a result. Eternally as well the suicide is punished and does not find rest. It’s not a good thing.

Now although many like to paint Judaism as black and white there are all types of exceptions to the above prohibition on suicide and we even find many great Jewish leaders and martyrs that killed themselves. Perhaps the most classic would be King Shaul, the first King of Israel, who fell on his sword rather than allow the Philistines to capture him alive.  The commentaries explain that this was because he feared if he would be captured his body would be desecrated and it would be a chilul Hashem and that would weaken the Jewish people’s resolve and lives would be lost as a result in the ensuing battles.

There are other cases where we have the famous story of Chana and her 7 sons who after watching her 7 sons killed in front of her for refusing to worship idolatry, she jumps off the roof and a voice from heaven praises her. From this we derive that someone who commits suicide under extreme duress and who is not in their full mental capacity is not considered a suicide. As well we find many stories of Jewish martyrs, perhaps most notable are the hundreds of Jewish children that jumped off a boat and drowned on the way to be sold in Rome as slaves after the destruction of the Temple. They did this for fear that they would be coerced to violates sins that one is obligated to give their life for or severe torture that they could not withstand. These martyrs were used during the period of the Crusades and the Holocaust as a source for those that had committed similar acts to be considered heroes rather than sinners. And certainly Jews who we may never judge.

Our Torah and our lives are certainly gifts from God that we have no right to callously throw away. Even when one is suffering physical pain Judaism believes that life is always something to preserved. The first generation after the holocaust understood that notion. Their parents who suffered and lost and saw so many that did not have the benefit of having a good life made sure their children understood how precious of a gift it is. Unfortunately, we live in a generation where living and life is taken for granted. Perhaps that is why is so many tragically feel that it is empty and can be easily given up upon.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Gideon’s battle of Midian Aftermath  1084 BC  - So last week we discussed the miraculous and strategic battle of Gideon against Midian. His 300 soldiers wiped out about 120,000 Midianites. Not bad…. Now most people would be satisfied with this victory. But Gideon was on a miraculous roll and if you start the job Hashem gave you he was going to finish it. So He continued to chase the two remaining generals Zevach and Tzalmuna. He crossed the Jordan River near where it meets the Yabok river which would put in near the modern day yishuv of Naharayim. Upon crossing over the Jordan he was entering the biblical portion of Gad, which is today occupied territory of Biblical Israel by King Hussein and the Jordanians. May Hashem soon return it to us… I don’t know why no one in the UN is making a stink about that injustice. Perhaps it’s because we Jews and Israelis don’t claim it either. Well guess what back then they didn’t either.

See, Gideon crossed into the city of Sukkot which according to the Jerusalem Talmud was also called Diralla, which today is in fact a ruins known there as Deir Allah. Pretty cool how it kept the name after 3000 years. He asked the Jews there to help provide bread for the troops that were in fact fighting off their own enemies for them; the remainder of the Midianite army.  Whadaya know the Jews refused. They were scared Gideon would lose. They were a bunch of liberals that felt he had no right to attack them over here as well. They were fine living under the persecution of Midian. They weren’t the only ones. Gideon went further and reached the city of Penuel also not far from the Yabok river. This was in fact where Yaakov fought the angel and named the city in honor of that miracle. Well they also refused to help Gideon. Gideon told both places he would deal with them when he got back… and he did.

But before that he chased after the 15,000 remaining soldiers of Midian and their generals. Interestingly enough, history repeats itself. The generals left their soldiers to be killed and they fled and were eventually captured. Fast forward many years and a very similar situation occurred during the 6-day war when both Egyptian and Syrian officers left and sometimes even chained their soldiers to their bases in order that they fight till the end, while they escaped. Gideon captures them, shleps them back to Sukkot where he takes all the elders and in-your-faces them a bit with these captured generals before he kills them. He actually tries to get his son to do it first, hey nothing wrong with training the next generation, but instead Gideon does the deed. 

Finally, he takes all the elders of Sukkot and beats them with the natural thorns and thistles that grow there called barkan. Those are those purple thorny things you see growing all over Israel. Then he smashed down and killed the men of Penuel that were defending their tower that they put their faith in. The land was quiet for 40 years after that. A job well done!

Although tananch tells us that he was buried in Ophra, which we offered suggestions where that was a few weeks ago. The tomb of Gideon is in the Shomron not far from the yishuv of Ithamar on a group of hills called Reches Gideonim.  I’ve never personally been there but I have heard that it is accessible. And thus concludes our discussion of this great Judge and warrior of Israel.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TRAVEL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Why are mountains the funniest place to travel? They’re Hill Areas
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square
What do you drink while traveling through the desert ? Camel-mile tea
Where do sheep go on vacation? To the baaaaaahamas 
I never travel to Finland, I’m afraid I’d disappear into…FinnAir!
I’d love to go to Holland one day …Wooden Shoe?
A time traveler was in a restaurant.  He liked it so much …He went back four seconds.
My friends were concerned that my old car may break down during our road trip throughout Canada. I told them not to worry. I have Triple Eh.
Everyone criticizes Google Maps, but I enjoyed using it for my road trip from New York to Florida. There's a lot to do in Chicago.
I refuse to take my dog on road trips any more…He can be such a bark seat driver

A group of college buddies were about to graduate, and near the end of their exams, they decided to live it up on the weekend, so they took a little roadtrip to a resort town nearby. They laughed, drank and partied hard. They had a final exam Monday morning, so late Sunday night they packed it up and drove home.
Monday morning rolls around, and they all sleep in, and miss the exam. When they wake up, phone calls are made, and they decide that they will tell their prof. about the weekend road trip, but tell him that they got a flat on the way home on Sunday afternoon, didn't have a spare, and could not get back in time for the exam, since there were no tire shops open to fix their flat.
So, they all troop down to the prof's office, tell him their tale of woe, and ask to be allowed to write the exam the next day. The Prof agrees to let them, and they head home feeling pretty good.
Tuesday morning comes around, and the buddies show up for their exam. The prof sets them up in four separate study rooms, and gives them each a test. The first page is some pretty basic multiple choice questions, worth 10%. At the top of the second page it says:

WRITTEN RESPONSE, 90%. WHICH TIRE?


A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles.
”We’re lost!” One of the hikers complained.
”And you said you were the best guide in the United States.”
”I am,” the guide answered, ” but I think we may have wandered into Canada.”

Yankel gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, Skinhead plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. Yankel starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom. He knows he can’t climb over him, and so Yankel’s sitting there, looking at the skinhead, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through him. He can’t hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the heavy guys chest. About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. “So,” says Yankel, “are you feeling better now?”

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight, Now sit back and relax. – OH MY GOD!” Silence Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I an so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger in Coach said: “That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!”
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Answer is A–  I barely had patience to google the answer to this for you guys. I definitely would’ve skipped it on my exam. I never cared about Ayyubi, Abbasid, Fatimim or Ummayam arabs. An arab is an arab is an arab and back then none were too good for the Jews. I used to know the era of each of these and their places but not anymore. The second I finished my exam I deleted this information from my brain. The only place above I have visited with tourists was the arch pools in Ramle. That was the capital city of the Umayids who moved it from Lod. Those are actually nice to take people boating in. That was what I guessed. But the answer was Hirbat Minim which is actually interestingly enough near Tiverya. I’ve never been there, there’s really not much to see there. An old Ummayad house. So I got it wrong The score is Schwartz 39 and 11 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

AS THERE ARE ONLY 50 QUESTIONS ON THE EXAM AND I’M ALLOWED TO SKIP 5. THIS WOULD GIVE ME 25/29 THAT PART ONE OF THIS EXAM WOULD BE WORTH. IF THIS WERE THE ENTIRE SCORE FOR THE EXAM (which it isn’t there is a part B and C of the exam as well which entail writing a 2 day itinerary for a group that you choose from and writing a full page as if you’re guiding in a place from that itinerary)

IT WOULD GIVE ME AN 86% AS MY FINAL GRADE.
I actually believe I got an 88% on my actual exam so not too bad!
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