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Friday, June 10, 2022

Short and Sweet- Parshat Beha'aloscha 2022 5782

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 10th 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 35 11th Sivan 5782


Parshat Behaloscha 

Short and Sweet

 

It was a radical change for me. See, in Seattle most of my shul did not read Hebrew. I would encourage them to daven in English while I read the prayers out loud in Hebrew. Davening wasn’t meant to be their Hebrew reading practicing time, rather it was meant to be their conversation with Hashem and thus should be in the language they understood. I used to intersperse our Shabbos morning service with explanations. Throughout each Shabbos morning service I would stop and talk about different parts of the tefilla; he blessings, the different psalms, Shema, e and of course the main silent amida and its structure. It was interactive. It made the teffila more meaningful and it challenged me to find new insights and ideas into the prayers I had been reciting since youth but sadly never really appreciated the depth that can and should be found in them. It was one of the main reasons I got into the field of Jewish outreach work in the first place. To make my yiddishkeit more real, inspirational and truthfully holier. There’s nothing like a few newbies drinking it all in to give you a sense that we truly have something special.

 

Now I’m generally a fast davener. The words just flow out as soon as I take my three steps back and forward and shift into gear. I’m talking to Hashem and frankly I’m a fast talker. When I was back in yeshiva though I would shlep my davening out really long in order to look really cool and yeshivish- isn’t it amazing what yeshiva guys think is cool? But I would find that while I did that I generally spaced out in the middle and found myself thinking about my upcoming exams. How I was going to get out of shiur or just where I was going to go out for dinner. Because it was Wednesday night and in yeshiva they were serving that old macaroni again, and Carvel had a buy one get one free sundae on Wednesdays. Now I would usually go with Rechnitz but he wasn’t feeling well, I didn’t see him by lunch. But maybe he was just cutting out of the exams that we had. So maybe I can go with Goldberg or Bassman….hmmm… Modim anachnu lach- bow down. Oops I’m in middle of Shemona esrey. See what I mean.

 

As I got older, I became more focused on just talking to Hashem. Saying the words of the prayer that I knew by heart and actually saying them and pretty much only them to Hashem. No extra thoughts, no space-outs, no ice cream. The trick I found was speed. If I was standing or drifting too much, I would lose it. This worked out well in my Seattle shul because they were reading in English and I didn’t want to lose them either by having them wait for me. We were all happy. We all talked to Hashem and then we had chulent.

 

Upon moving to Israel and starting my shul here though it was a decidedly different type of congregation. Almost all my congregants were religious and davening for years. Many of them were yeshiva graduates and black hat Kollel guys. They had loooong Shmona esrey amidas like most yeshiva guys do. After a few weeks it became patently obvious that there was a problem with the Rabbi- namely-“moui”. Because rather than what happens in most shuls where the congregation waits for the Rabbi to finish praying before continuing with the repetition of the amida, I was waiting for everyone else. I remember calling up my Rebbe and telling him how awkward it was being the first to finish. He reassured me that I wasn’t the first one. I had good company. No less of a Rabbinic figure than  the great Reb Chaim Brisker had the same problem.

 

It seems, he told me, that Reb Chaim also used to daven pretty quickly. Upon receiving his first rabbinic position his congregants began to complain. "What type of Rabbi do we have, who finishes davening so fast.?!" One of his backers on the board decided to try to preempt the problem and sat down with the Rav and told him what the problem was. The congregants were disappointed that the Rav finished davening so quick. It doesn’t look right. The Rabbi should be praying longer than the congregants not shorter. Reb Chaim asked the friend what he should do. After all, he said the prayers, he was done. There was nothing left to say. What does he want from him? The friend hesitantly suggested that perhaps the Rav would just remain standing in one place, as if he were still davening , perhaps he could be thinking about a Rambam or something else in learning during that time and then take his steps back a few minutes later. Rav Chaim looked at him and smiled. “I’m already doing that…” he said. Boom!

 

Now I don’t know if it’s a true story or not. But it certainly made me feel a whole lot better. If it could work for Reb Chaim then although I’m certainly nowhere near that great giant’s level and I’m sure that he accomplished more in his short prayer and had more kavana and connection with Hashem than I will ever have on my deepest Yom Kippur tefilla. But if he could get away with it with his baalei batim /congregants than I could mine as well.

 

The truth of the matter though there is something to be said for short and sweet prayers. Our sages tell us

 

Shulchan Aruch OC (1:4) Tov me’at im kavana mei’harbos b’lo kavana-  

 

It is better to have a little bit of supplications with intent and concentration than a lot without intent and concentration. This is even a law that is brought in Shulchan Aruch- the code of Jewish Law and the Taz even suggests that too much prayer can be a reason why he might have less kavana.

But even prior to the Shulchan Aruch we find this concept in last week’s Torah portion of Naso- for those of us in Israel and this week’s Torah portion of Behaloscha. At least according to the brilliant insight of the Ksav Sofer and with it perhaps an even deeper idea as to why one should perhaps focus more upon the succinctness of their prayer rather than trying to pack in as much as you can.

 

In Parshat Naso we are given the mitzva of the blessing of the Kohanim. In Israel we get to hear that every single day and twice on Shabbos! It’s awesome and worthwhile to move here just for that blessing. The Torah tells us Hashem commands Moshe to tell Aharon and his children

 

Bamidbar (6:23-28) This is how you shall bless the children of Israel, saying to them: "May Hashem bless you and watch over you.

May Hashem cause His countenance to shine to you and favor you.

May Hashem raise His countenance toward you and grant you peace.

"They shall bestow My Name upon the children of Israel, so that I will bless them.


 
It’s a holy blessing. The perfect blessing …After all Hashem Himself created it for us. Yet… I don’t know about you, but most people probably wouldn’t mind Hashem throwing in a line or two about some “real” things. Maybe that I should have a good living? Maybe that I should marry off my children? How about health, or wisdom? I mean don’t’ get me wrong. I have nothing against favor, peace and countenance (whatever that is… it sounds good). But I’ve got some real things I could use as well. Once Hashem is commanding the Kohanim to give us a blessing, what’s wrong with them asking us what our problems are and then having them bless us based on our needs?

 

He answers incredibly with a powerful Midrash. It says the Jewish people upon hearing this commandment for the Kohanim told Hashem, just the opposite. They said

 

“You have commanded the Kohanim to bless. All we need is Your blessing and from Your mouth…”


 
Hashem responded and told them

 

“Fear not, even though I told the Kohanim to bless you I will stand with them and bless you.”


 
The Ksav Sofer explains that the Jewish people understood that despite the fact that the Kohanim might bless them even for their particular personal needs, but ultimately Hashem is the only one that really knows what is right for me. Maybe it would be a terrible thing for me to be rich. Maybe it is the right time for me to get married, to have children or even to be healed from my illness. Maybe I am going through whatever challenges I have because that is precisely what is right and even better for me. I want Hashem to bless me. All we really need is what He determines is best for us. Hashem answers and tell the Jewish people, “Don’t worry it will be me giving the blessing." Their blessing- their words are only there to rest My presence upon you. But ultimately your blessing will come from Me.

 

In an almost identical idea he explains Moshe’s prayer for Miriam his sister who was stricken by leprosy. Moshe prays for her to be healed in the shortest prayer in the Torah

 

Bamidbar (12:13) Kel na refah na lah- Please Hashem heal her”

 

That’s it. Four words. Talk about a short Shmona Esrei… Rashi on the spot notes the brevity of Moshe’s tefilla and comments

 

Why did Moshe not pray at length? In order that the Children of Israel should not say ‘His sister is in distress, and he stands and prays a great deal’


 
Talk about badkvetchy, fault-finding congregants? The man’s sister is sick, and you begrudge him a long prayer on her behalf?! How could anyone blame him for praying long and hard for her healing? Answers the Ksav Sofer that the meaning of Rashi is quite the opposite. See, really all one needs to do is have a short prayer, quick and short to the point. You know what you would want and need. Ask Hashem for it and you're good to go. A long prayer just shows a lack of faith, as if I am trying to direct Hashem to do what I think is right for me.

 

Alternatively, the Talmud tells us that sometimes it is appropriate to think a lot during prayer. That is when you are davening for someone that you are not so close with.

 

 “A person who is praying for his friend should pray until he gets sick over him.”


 
To ask Hashem on behalf of someone else, one needs to feel the pain and trouble that the person they are praying for is in. You have to entirely feel as if you are the one that is sick. That you personally are the one that needs the healing hand of Hashem. You need to empathize entirely and then turn to God. But that is only necessary for someone you’re not close with.

 

 If Moshe would’ve prayed for a long time for his sister, it would’ve been a desecration of Hashem’s name, the Ksav Sofer suggests Rashi is saying. The people would’ve said, ‘Why does he need so long to pray for her?’. She’s his sister. He should be able to empathize right away. He should be feeling her pain immediately and quickly telling Hashem to heal her. Perhaps he has a grudge against her. Perhaps he was offended. Maybe he’s not so close to her as he should be. Therefore, Moshe davened a short prayer. He didn’t have any ill will against his sister. He felt her pain and he understood that proper prayer is short and concise without any need to tell Hashem how to do His job.

 

 Reb Chaim Kanievsky Zt’L was one of the greatest Rabbis of our times. People would come from all over the world for his blessings and to ask for his prayers on their behalf. The multitude of stories about his incredible power of saying just a few words and boom that always were on target are way too many to chalk off to legend. The man was connected upstairs and the things that he said and the blessings he gave worked. But what was fascinating and frustrating to most people that went to him is that his entire blessing or prayer never consists of more than a few words. His most common blessing was not even a word, it was just an acronym of 2 words. ‘BooHa!’ which stands for bracha v’hatzlacha-blessing and success. I always joked that when I get to that level I’m just going to say Boo! But Reb Chaim was no joking matter.

 

 Most people assumed that the reason he was so concise is because he didn’t want to disturb himself from his learning Torah which he was constantly studying. And that’s definitely true. But I believe that Reb Chaim if he felt it was necessary would’ve disturbed his Torah for hours to help and to do anything for another Jew. Rather, it was because Reb Chaim understood the lesson and secret of the Ksav Sofer; of what prayer and blessing is all about. Less is more when it comes to davening. Don’t elaborate on the blessing, make it as simple as possible. Let Hashem stand next to that simple blessing and may He be the one to bless you with what is right. Telling Him what to do detracts from what is right. All you need is a little BooHa and you’re in good hands.

 

 Yet, people still tried to tell Reb Chaim a little more. They’d grab his hand and try to explain fruitlessly what they really wanted. It usually didn’t help. And perhaps it doesn’t help in our own prayers as well. I know I could get in trouble for this idea, but hey, this is not a weekly publicly read magazine J. It’s just us friends here I don’t have to be as politically correct J. But it’s something to think about when we daven. Perhaps just focus a bit more on the words our Rabbis told us to say and leave out all the extra thoughts and ideas we feel we need to give to Hashem when we daven. A little with concentration could be more. It could be Tov- as our Rabbis said. Now if only I can figure out how to make these E-Mails shorter as well….sigh….

 

Have a GS or a SS,  

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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SHABBOS DAVENING SCHEDULE

SHABBOS BEHALOSCHA

 

EARLY SHABBOS MINYAN- 6:00 PM MINCHA

PLAG MINCHA – 6:17 PM

CANDLELIGHTING – 7:19 PM

KABBALAS SHABBOS- 7:35 PM

SHACHARIS – 9:00 AM

Final time for Kriyas Shema – 9:04 AM

MINCHA- 7:05 PM

MAARIV – 8:40 PM (ten minutes after tzeis)

 

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The Young Israel of Karmiel would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov on the two community Simchos this past week to the “founding” pillars of our community.

 

Mazel Tov to Rabbi Moshe and Ahuva Goldbaum on the wedding of their son Eliyahu this past week.

And Mazel Tov to

Rabbi Yaakov and Yedida Zubin on the wedding of their son Aharon today! It’s so wonderful to see the two families who’s sons were in  my Yonah’s class get married. Much of his and our families and many families of Olim who have come to Karmiel have benefited from them paving the way for us as Anglo’s or English speakers that have helped us all integrate and built our flourishing communities. May the young couples build Batei ne’eman B’yisrael L’sheim u’ltifferes and be a source of much yiddishe nachas to all of us.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ess, bench, zei a mensch!” Eat. Bentch and be a mentch!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

31) A holiday celebrated by Jews belonging to the Ethiopian community: _________

In the tradition of the Ethiopian Kingdom, the origin of their connection to Jewish culture and Jerusalem goes back to the days of:

A)  King Solomon

B)  The exile of the Ten Tribes

C)  King Herod

D)  Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie           

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/yesimcha  -In Chuzt La’aretz you have the Kohanim blessing in the Parsha… well you haven’t heard it right before unless you know my beautiful Yesimcha that contains it… Yitz Berry arrangements beautiful harmonies.. you need to hear this trust me…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8VoPv4FDeM  - Lipa Shmeltzers beautiful and moving video Abaya and Rava…recorded at their grave not far from me…

 

https://youtu.be/mHtTH_3qzjA  -Rabbi Wallerstien Zt”l on his Shloshim so beautiful and sad what a loss “Ever feel like a loser”

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghv7JBiRosc   -Good Bye Uri Zohar- another great loss to our generation memorial in Hebrew

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIDR9SnBw7c   -I’ll admit I’m not the biggest Mordechai Shapiro fan (OK I’m not the fan of most new pop style music) but I can’t get enough of this song… Ana Hashem.. its truly magnificent…

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Holy Meat - Behaloscha – This week we get into the meat and potatoes of our sojorn in the wilderness for forty years. Or maybe a more Jewish word for it would be the chulent of our desert stay. See, the parsha tells us how the Jewish people started to kvetch. They desired meat. “Enough with the Manna” they said. We need some good flaysh and we remember the free fish (probably lox, smoked fish and herring) we had back in Egypt. And so Hashem gets angry, Moshe gets angry. Hashem tells them they will have plenty of meat- just to show them that He can… and then he smites them in a huge plague. Ouch! It’s a strange story and it needs explanation.

 

The Pri Ha’aretz explains that it seems strange that they wanted meat. Didn’t the Manna taste like whatever they wanted. Also, what would be so bad if they want a nice kosher steak for a change? It’s not like they wanted something not kosher. They only ate Badatz? And what was this with the fish? A second ago they wanted steak and now they’re reminiscing about herring which they claim was free- but c’mon we know that the Egyptians- like the Nazi’s  in the concentration camps weren’t giving anything for free.So what’s up here?

 

He therefore explains that what the Jewish people really wanted was food that would increase their desire. The reason why we like meat and food in general is because it awakens the beast within us that is hungry. It’s not about nutritional content or even good taste or flavor. It’s that it makes us want more and more. It nurtures our animalistic side and brings it to the forefront. The Manna didn’t do that. It had all the nutrition and all the flavor of whatever we wanted, but it was purely spiritual. It didn’t do anything to increase more physical desire. In fact that was the reason Hashem concoted it for us in the first place. We were meant to grow into entirely spiritual beings in the wilderness. It’s why we were surroiunded by the clouds of glory and we were literally living in the shade of Hashem and eating holy food from His table. The only thing the Manna gave us was a desire for more spirituality. Not more chulent or steak.

 

That’s what they were complaining about. They wanted that physical desire back. That’s what Moshe and Hashem were so upset about. It’s like Hashem took out the tumor within us and even gave us a cancer and disease free ciggerette to smoke that was just as perfect as the good old Marlboro’s and here this guy is kvetching that he wants his old cancer sticks back… Not smart.

 

 He continues and says that it was the seemingly unrelated free fish they complained they missed as well was about. Fish symbolize desire. They swim in the sea of desire where they are surrounded by water all the time. Free, doesn’t mean that it doesn’t cost anything. Rather, our sages teach us, it is free from Mitzvos. Meaning they wanted food that was purely physical without any spiritual strings attached. Because there is one way that we can have a physical enjoyment of food that feeds our physical desire as well as a spiritual desire and that is if it is a mitzva to eat that food. Like the Gaon of Vilna says about Matza for example. Every bite is another Mitzva- and we should physically enjoy it. We are raising up our animal side in the process. That’s a good thing.

 

Shabbos is that day as well, when we do that each week. Interestingly, there’s a mitzva to eat fish and meat on Shabbos. The best tasting ones, the ones that bring out our most and deepest physical and animal desire. Because on Shabbos that act of eating is pleasuring the physical side in the form of a mitzva. The body won’t bring you down on this special day, because the act of eating in honor of the day that Hashem rested and that is dedicated to recognizing Him as the Creator and our Redeemer is in itself a holy act. We have sanctified it with the Kiddush introduction each meal. We are not kvetching but basking in the knowledge that Hashem loves us and has given us our bodies to be uplifted and to enjoy His delicious holy meat. So pull up a chair and dig in, boys…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Widow of Tzarfat -873 BC- Eliyahu hid from Achav for about a year in Nachal Karit- which we said was the Wadi Kelt area near Yericho. But after a year Hashem decided it was time to start moving Eliyahu along. The famine he had decreed on Klal Yisrael was taken its toll and perhaps Eliyahu had it too good over there with his fresh water and “raven delivered” food from the table of Achav. So Hashem dried up the Nachal and told Eliyahu it was time for him to head to Tzarfat which is in Tzidon to a widow who Hashem had commanded him to be taken care of by.

 

Now today Tzarfat is the name of the country France. However that’s not in Tzidon which is in Lebanon. Although, interestingly enough, Lebanon was in fact a country that was created by France after World War I when it was put under the French Mandate after the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire who had joined the Germans and lost to the Allies. Anywhere Tzfat and South was put under the British mandate who then created Egypt, Saudi Arabia and Jordan. While North of Tzfas was French who created Lebanon, Syria and Libya. So who knows maybe this is prophetic. But Tzarfat near Tzidon where Eliyahu was sent was far away from Achav and the center of Jewish life. It seems Hashem was getting Eliyahu for his eternal journey to far flung places.

 

There Eliyahu meets this woman and he asks her to bring him some water. When she obliges, despite the fact that she doesn’t have much herself, he ups he ante and asks her for some bread. Israelis never are shy about things. She pretty much tells him that all she has is a little flour and oil and some twigs left for her and her orphan son, but hey, she’s happy to give it to him if he likes and make him some bread.

 

 Whenever I read this story it reminds me of those awkward moments I and many have had on our year in Israel when we go to people’s houses for Shabbos and it is clear they don’t have much to eat for them and their family. They then tell us to take more…All the while we can see them glaring at their children and telling their own kids not to dare touch another piece of food as there’s not enough… Yeah… awkward..

 

Eliyahu though is ready for this. He tells her to take the oil and flour. Make some bread and give him the first piece and he promises her that all will be well. The oil and flour she has will last miraculously for as long as there is a famine. And so it was. This was a huge miracle and like most Jewish things there’s an argument about how it worked. Was it that the food just expanded and grew?  That the jugs never emptied and new food was created out of thin air? Regardless it was a miracle that one couldn’t really witness as Hashem’s miracles are generally hidden from the eyes. It’s His style.

 

Perhaps what’s interesting about this story as well is that Hashem was using this as a teaching point to Eliyahu. It’s easy for Eliyahu to be judgemental and quickly decree a famine on the Jewish people for their sins. But take a look at what starvation and poverty looks like up front, Eliyahu. See you also have mercy and compassion on people. You want miracles to take care of them. Well, so do I Hashem will tell Eliyahu soon. But first there’s one more story that Hashem has to pull off for Eliyahu to come around. Stay tuned next week.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SERMON JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Rabbi Greenberg was known for his lengthy sermons, noticed Berel get up and leave during the middle of his speech. Berel returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the Rabbi asked him where he had gone.

"I went to get a haircut," was the reply.

"But," said the Rabbi, "why didn't you do that before the service?"

"Because," Berel said, "I didn't need one then."

 

Rabbi Rosenberg was in the midst of one of his infamous lengthy sermons when all of the sudden, a large plant fell over right behind the pulpit, crashing to the ground.

Rabbi Rosenberg turned around to see what transpired, then turned back to the congregation, smiled sheepishly and said, "Well, that’s the first time I put a plant to sleep."

 

A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The highjackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their money and jewellery. When they replied that they hadn't any, the hijackers told them that immediately after their last wishes were fulfilled, they would be killed.

"My last wish," began the Rabbi, is to give a fascinating, complicated, long sermon that I have always wanted to but never been allowed to give."

"We will grant your wish," the hijackers replied.

"My last wish," said the cantor, "is to sing a beautiful, Yemenite style song, one of my own compositions lasting two hours. I have never been allowed to sing it."

"We'll let you sing it," replied the hijackers.

"What is your last wish," the hijackers asked the shul president.

"Please, please shoot me now.

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 After a performance a cantor - trying to impress- tells the crowd that his voice is insured with Lloyds of London for 1 million dollars. A voice from the back of the room says "so what did you do with the money?"

 

 A Rabbi recounted this story: With all the instant messaging and texting lingo going around - with abbreviations like "LOL" and "OMG" and "BTW" - I asked a young lady named Baila if she would be going to shul this Shabbat, and she replied to me "JFK."

"JFK? What does that mean?", I asked.

Baila answered politely, "Just for Kiddush”.

 

A Rabbi was giving a speech and as Rabbis sometimes do, kept going on and on, and after going way over time he stopped and realized and he apologized saying "I'm sorry, I left my watch at home". One disrespectful guy in the crowd yelled, "But Rabbi, you have a calendar right in front of you!"

 

Yankel listened to the Rebbe at shul one Shabbos morning and when the Rebbe asked those with special requests to come to him at Seuda Shlisheet/(3rd meal) , Yankel came.

When it was his turn, Yankel sat down and the Rebbe asked, "What do you want me to help you with?"

Yankel said, "Pray for my hearing, Rebbe."

The Rebbe put one hand over Yankel's ear and his other hand on top of his head and prayed a while.

Then he removed his hands and asked, "Yankel, how is your hearing now?"

Yankel answered, "I don't know, Rebbe. It's next Wednesday at the courthouse!"

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Answer is B -I just love it when it works out that the questions from the tour guide exam which I post here in order of the exam relate as well to the time of year when I post them. It’s like the hand of heaven is making this happen adding divine ruach hakodesh to what at first glance seems like random questions. Well this one is of course easy. The Parochet is the cover of Ark and it is of course meant to symbolize the covering in front of the Ark of the covenant- aron ha’bris in the Mishkan and Temple No although this is a pretty easy question for us religious Jews I imagine the Arab or Christian wannabee guides will get this wrong- as I would when it comes to the nonsense names of parts of their false places of worship. Information I pretty much deleted after I finished my exam. Sooo in honor of Shavuos the day when we go the Torah covered by the Paroches I got this one right and the score is now Schwartz 24 and 6 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

 

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Friday, June 3, 2022

My King- Shavuot 2022 / 5782

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 3rd 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 34 4th Sivan 5782


Shavuot

My King

 

It’s one of those rare meals that we’re not in any rush to finish. On most Friday nights or holidays we had a long week. We’re tired. We’re ready to hit the sack. Don’t get me wrong we enjoy our Shabbos and holiday Yom Tov meals. There’s good food. We have wonderful family bonding time. There are zemiros, Shabbos and Yom Tov songs that we all sing together, especially if you guys learned some new Rabbi Schwartz compositions that you want to make sure your whole family learns so that you can truly reach the most elevated and exalted levels of spirituality. But at the end of that meal there is a bed waiting for you. A welcoming warm pillow and blanket that you know will feel just perfect after having such an incredibly satisfying spiritual and gastrointestinal experience. So I understand that you don’t have time to read my whole Megilla each week. I certainly spread it out over all three Shabbos meals. Because that bed is waiting there for me after 6 long tiring days on the road. And I don’t want to disappoint it.

 

But Shavuos night is different “at- all” as my Savta would say. I’m in no rush. The bed isn’t going to be happening until the early hours of the morning. The only thing waiting for me is the Bais Medrash where I will be fighting to keep my eyes open, drinking lots of coffee and pretending that I am absorbing some serious Torah learning in my muddled exhausted brain. If it were up to me, I’d get a good nights rest and wake up early in the morning fresh and rested and then first sit down and learn for a good few hours.

 

But the downside of being the Rabbi of a shul is that you really can’t always get away with what makes sense. Tradition trumps all. Certainly, a tradition that’s been over 500 years old that started with the ARI’Zl whom I speak about a lot on my tours in Tzfat. It seems there were 8 students of his that stayed up and an angel revealed the secrets of the Torah to them. The two that fell asleep missed out and since that time the AR”I pretty much made sure we would never miss it again. I have never seen any Shavuos night angels, although the guy that refilled my coffee mug looked that way at one point. But, I’m certainly not going to go to sleep and miss out, because that angel probably is waiting for that year to be the one that he shows up and then everyone will laugh at me for missing it. But I’m certainly in no hurry to finish the meal and get to the Bais Midrash. And admit it neither are you.

 

So, in order to help you out-Rabbi Schwartz is always there for you, y’know… I’ve got a few things for you. First of all, this week’s E-Mail will probably be longer than usual and you can read the whole thing twice if you really want to stall for time. Don’t worry nobody will notice. They’re not listening to anything but the jokes anyways. In addition, I have four new Shavuos songs that you need to listen to and sing repeatedly and teach them to your family. They are easy to learn, so that shouldn’t take much time, but they get better and better and are addictive and you will find yourself humming them all night long. Finally, I figured that tonight we will start with a game. Make it fun. I know it’s not Pesach. So we won’t be throwing plagues and frogs at people or animal noises by Chad Gadya, hiding and stealing afikomans or having lengthy negotiations. But Shavuos the day of the giving of the Torah also needs a game for a long meal delayer. So let’s play.

 

I want you to go around the table and ask everyone if they had one biblical or Jewish historical figure that they could meet with, that they could chap a half hour schmooze with, who would it be and why. Sounds like fun? It’s a great opener for a good discussion. It will teach you about your family, your children, and it will buy time (which since my small stomach surgery- I need between courses to make room) to shlep out the meal and you probably don’t have to get to the Bais Midrash until one or two AM if you play and enjoy it right.

 

Now, I’m not sure who or what your answers will be. But I can guess there will be some Avraham Avinus, Sara Immeinus. Moshe Rabbeinus; or perhaps more friendly his brother Aharon. Maybe your brainy kid will say King Solomon. Queen Esther I’m sure has a fascinating story to tell. Yeah, I know your yeshivish kid would say Rava or Abaya, the Breslaver wannabee maybe the AR”I, Rebbi Nachman or the Baal Shem Tov. Maybe you can even add to the game and guess other peoples “choice person” before they reveal it. But for me there’s only one person that I think would be the most incredible experience to meet. I don’t even have to think twice. I’ll give you a hint. It’s his birthday on Shavuos and non- coincidentally it’s his Yartzeit as well. Can anyone guess? Yup you got it. The person I would most like to meet is the King of all Israel. Dovid Melech Yisrael- Chai V’Kayam; the singer and eternal King Dovid.

 

The truth is Shavuos is the day that we are all really meant to tap into that spark and appreciation of Dovid Ha’Melech. In fact, it is mentioned in the commentaries that the entire book of Rus that we read on Shavuos was really written only to testify to the purity of the lineage of Dovid, whose grandmother Rus was a pure holy convert and whose grandfather Boaz was the judge and leader from the tribe of Yehuda. It’s why the book concludes with that lineage down to Dovid. Not that it necessarily helped much, because as our sages tell us there were plenty of bloggers at that time that managed to cast aspersions on the halachic legitimacy of Moabite converts and there were some that even suggested that Dovid ‘bichalal” came from an illegitimate relationship after his father separated from his mother. It’s why he was scorned by his brothers, and he had to hang out with the sheep all day and play his guitar. Nobody wanted to accept him. Fake news and ripping down authority and leadership figures is not a new phenomenon in Klal Yisrael. I’m sure the fact that he was a redhead didn’t help him out much either. You know what they say about “gingies”. He’s got that Esau hot-blood in him. He’s destined to be a killer.

 

Yet Dovid perseveres. He flourishes. That quiet time with the sheep, the struggles, the abuse, the unacceptance by all sitting out in the vast wilderness all day turned his heart and soul to Hashem. He bonded like no other. He composed song after song that expressed the deepest emotions a soul can stir. There was nobody there to laugh at him. No one to judge him. No one to join him. It was him and His Creator and those songs are the core of every prayer, every Jewish gathering, every Jewish ritual and kumzitz. Because they don’t get more real. They don’t get more holy. I want to meet him and hear about that. I want to tap into it.

 

Dovid’s first real public experience though is of course in his famous faceoff with Goliath. I mean come on. Does it get more awesome than that? You have a whole Jewish army threatened by these Philistines and this giant of a animal (think like Hulk Hogan or these WWW wrestling animals but ten times the size) threatening them and blaspheming Hashem and his nation and Dovid picks up a small little slingshot and knocks the living daylights- quite literally- out of him. It’s not the first major battle of Dovid. He tells Shaul when he is interviewed for the job- after everyone laughs at him- that he fought of bears and lions in the past that threatened his sheep. He killed them with his bare hands back then. But that doesn’t impress Shaul -rightfully so. It’s only when Dovid says

Hashem hitzilani m’yad ha-ari v’hadov- Hashem that saved me from the lion and the bear will also give Goliath in my hands, that Shaul agrees he’s the right and perhaps only man for the fight. Dovid understood that he didn’t have anything without Hashem. He was just His simple pawn and if that was the case, all he needed to win any enemy was a few pebbles taking out of that shepherds’ sack that was full of faith and love for His Creator. It’s the only weapon we ever need.

 

Dovid’s life doesn’t get any easier after that. His entire life is one challenge after another. His father-in-law wants to kill him. I mean not just like most of our father-in-laws- he really really wanted to kill him and he tries time and time again. Dovid is on the run and his greatest weakness- or strength it turns out, is that he can’t or won’t fight back. He has opportunity after opportunity to kill this man who has made his life miserable and who has separated from his wife or wives and family and he won’t touch a hair on his head. Shaul is the anointed of Hashem and Dovid’s feeling is to let Hashem take care of the problem. I’m not here to do God’s dirty work. If Hashem wants to avenge me that’s his business- aval yadi al tihi bo- my hand will not be against him. For mei’reshaim yeitzei resha- only bad people to bad violent things. They act zealously in the name of Hashem to “right” what they view as divine wrongs against them. But they’re wrong. They’re fooling themselves. It’s not about Hashem, it’s personal. And Dovid didn’t have any personal. He was only about Hashem.

 

When he finally becomes king, his life doesn’t get any easier. It also doesn’t get any prettier. It’s a good thing Artscroll (love ya Gedalia Z. Don’t take this personally) wasn’t charged with writing his biography. Dovid sins and he does so big time. He takes a “married” woman, gets rid of her husband and marries her. Ouch! Yes, our sages tell us her husband was a dead man walking as he rebelled against Dovid. And yes she was technically divorced at the time. But who are we fooling? This was not a good thing.

 

Except that it was. Because we learn out from this story how we are all human. We all can fail. We all can mess up- as Dovid did- royally. Because we are all Kings and only kings can royally mess up.. But that’s not what it’s about. It’s the fact that our story doesn’t end with that. In fact our story just can get better after that. For there is teshuva. There is repentance. We can become bigger, greater, more humble and closer to Hashem then we were before that sin. It is from that sin, that we bring Mashiach. Dovid fathers Shlomo from that union. The Temple for Hashem is built. The first era of redemption enters the world. Sin is not bad. It’s a steppingstone to greatness. I need to hear that from him. I need to internalize that. It’s him more than anyone else that we all need to hear that story from.

 

For the rest of Dovid’s life he is beset with tribulations. He sees his children die, abuse one another, rebel against him. Trust me, one meeting with Dovid Ha’Melech and you will never complain about tzaar gidul banim again. It’s a joke what we have. Trust me after hearing Dovid’s horror stories about his children you will give your boychik a hug. The fact that he slept in late, or that he did things that you don’t approve of or that might embarrass you in your community or hurt your other children’s shidduchim is literally “kinder shpiel” in the precise meaning of the term compared to what he went through. But he never stopped loving them. He never stopped davening for them. He never gave up on them. He saw their goodness. Their potential. Even when nobody else did.

 

Dovid’s last years he finally had some respite. He learned each night and each Shabbos he never slept. It was his day of rest and he knew that he was meant to die on Shabbos and the angel of death has no power over him if he is connected to Hashem through Torah. Yet, God is trickier. His brought a storm with some leaves blowing to disturb him and he looked up and stopped learning and died in the last hours of Shabbos. Shabbos that was Shavuos. It was the day the Torah was given. The day that we as a nation became the mamleches kohanim of Hashem- the Kingdom of priests of Hashem and it was the day that our King was taken from us. It was his birthday and his death day. And our sages tell us that when someone dies on the day they were born it is a sign that they have achieved perfection. When they die their soul is born again, just as Moshe’s was, in all of us.

 

Each Shavuos we remember Dovid Ha’Melech on this special day. Some have a custom to read and learn the entire book of Tehillim he wrote. If you ask me that can be more meaningful on this special tiring night than a blatt gemara. In our davening on all our holidays we again and again ask Hashem to return us to the house of Dovid. The house he longed to build for Hashem that he didn’t merit to build. Yet our sages tell us that Dovid will ultimately be the one to build the third and eternal Temple of Hashem. Each morning we begin our songs of praise with the psalms of Dovid Ha’melech and the first one we sing is Mizmor Shir Chanukas ha’bayis l’Dovid- a song for the inauguration of the Temple of Dovid. Dovid didn’t build the first or second Temple. It is the third temple that we are singing about. It’s the temple he wanted to build and will ultimately build. It’s not too late for it to happen this year already. More Jews than I have ever seen before are here in the Holy Land hoping and waiting for it to happen. Maybe I’ll get that meeting, maybe we all will, with the help of Hashem already this year.

 

Have a Royal Shabbos and song-filled Shavuos.

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

  

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

A melocheh iz a melucheh, ober men hot nit kain minut menucheh..- Having a job is a having a kingdom, but it doesn’t leave you with a minute of rest.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

30)  The curtain covering the ark in synagogues is called in Hebrew: ___________

Using this element in a synagogue, expresses the concept that a synagogue is:

A)  A special place for the study of Torah

B)  A sanctuary (mikdash me’at)

C)  A place of prayer only

D)  The center for religious Jewish life

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/dovid-melech-r-ephrayim -In honor of Shavuos get your dancing shoes on for my latest Dovid Melech Yisrael composition with the one and only Dovid Lowy!

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eitz-chayim  -Here’s my Eitz Chayim Hi, A fun nice march that some claim is inspired by a TV show theme song… Free bowl of chulent if you can figure it out.

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/kad-yasvun -If you listen closely to this song I composed you can actually hear Hashem singing and shepping nachas from His children that forget all worries and troubles and learning Torah. This is my Kad Yasvun a truly perfect composition sung and arranged beautifully by Dovid Lowy. You really need to learn and sing this by your Shavuos Table.

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/torah-hakedosha  -Composed in honor of our Hachnasas Sefer Torah listen to this holy Torah Hakedosha composition I and my son Yonah composed with Dovid Lowy’s arrangements and vocals.. Especially listen all the way to the end for encore

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/melech-rachamon  -I know in the intro to this song I mention Pesach however its really good for all of the three holidays when we say the words in our Musaf prayer of the Melech Rachaman to return us to the Bais Ha’Mikdash- this is my response to Shlomo Yehudah’s beautiful V’Hsareinu- I think mine is nicer… what do you think?

 

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Torah Day- Shavuos – Did you know that the Torah was given on Shabbos? It wasn’t supposed to. In fact, Hashem actually planned on it being given on Friday. Yet Moshe Rabbeinu pushed it off for one day so that we would get the Torah on the holiest day of the week. Why would he do that? Is there something special and unique about Shabbos that Moshe felt we should achieve that was different than Hashem’s plan? And if so what special gift and lesson can we learn from that each Shabbos?

 

The Koznitzer Maggid asks this question and he tells us rather cryptically that the fact that it was given on Shabbos insured that it was something that we would never be able to lose. It would be eternal. We received a portion of Torah that can only be achieved on Shabbos. And that secret ingredient was given to us by Moshe, when Hashem and even the angels in heaven wanted to keep to themselves, because they felt we weren’t worthy of it. The ingredient is called Chochmas Ha’Sod- the secrets of the Torah; the deep mystical understanding of Kabbala that are hidden in its written word.

 

See, the Torah we are told is divided into four different ways of being studied and learned. It’s called Pa’R’De”S- or orchard, which is an acronym for Pshat- simple understanding, Remez- the hints and allegories of the Torah, Derash- the inferences and stories we can derive from the text and finally Sod-the secrets by which Hashem created and runs the world with that are hidden in its holy words. The first three are all Hashem wanted to give us. The secrets though, that was too much. One has to be entirely pure and holy to learn them. There is a fear and perhaps some divine PTSD that lasted from Adam, the first man who bit into that knowledge before Shabbos from that tree that possessed it, that we would destroy and misuse it. It would send us off the deep end. So Hashem taught it to Moshe, but he didn’t mean to share it with us. Yet, Moshe felt that without the Sod. Without those secret holy teachings, the Torah could god forbid become just another fun intellectual book of values, history and teachings. It wouldn’t be Divine. It wouldn’t contain the power of all of the universe. So he felt that we needed that too.

 

Yet Moshe understood that we can only be on the level to achieve and accept that hidden Torah if we were on the holy Shabbos level of our exalted souls. When we had our neshoma yeseira. Unlike Adam who didn’t wait for Shabbos, Moshe pushed off the Torah’s being given on that day so we could get that fourth aspect of the Torah as well. And so the giving of the Torah was postponed and not it is forever part of us and eternal.

 

Each Shabbos we celebrate and sanctify the day with wine again and again. Yayin-wine, has the same gematria as the word Sod- secret. Shabbos, the ARI’Zl tells us is the one day that is most opportune to achiveve the wisdom of kabbalah. It’s when his deepest classes took place. It’s the night that Chasidim gather by the Rebbi to hear the deep secrets that they who follow in the ARI”zls ways reveal to us. Particularly on Shavuos it is the time when we can as well tap into that holy light. So drink a glass of wine. Open up your sefer and feel and experience the secrets and light of Torah in this day as never before. It’s why it was given on this day.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Eliyahu Hanavi -873 BC- There are a lot churches unfortunately in Eretz Yisrael. Hopefully soon Mashiach will come and they will all be destroyed. I know one person that is waiting the most for that to happen and that is none other than Eliyahu Ha’navi who ironically enough has probably as many churches and places of false worship dedicated and surrounding his life stories as does Yoshka. I say ironically because most of Eliyahu’s life was combatting this false worship to fake gods. Maybe Hashem arranged it that way today so that Eliyahu would even be more inspired to bring Mashiach already and get rid of them all.

 

The place where perhaps the greatest collection of churches for Eliyahu are in the Judean wilderness near the Jordan River. It was here that Eliyahu fled to after swiping the keys to rain from Hashem and locking up the gates of heaven for three years so that no rain would fall on the land. The Navi tells us that he fled from Achav to Nachal Karit by the Jordan River where he hid in a cave. There the ravens would bring him bread and meat from the royal table of Achav himself.

 

 Incidentally our sages note that there was a divine lesson in the fact that the ravens were chosen to bring the food. For in the times of the flood when Noach wanted to send out the raven, the raven protested. He told Noach to send out one of the Kosher birds instead as there were seven of them. If he died, though, that would be the end of his species. Noach though told the raven that he wasn’t good anyways for any sacrifices, so he wasn’t that important anyways. Hashem rebuked Noach and told him that the raven would serve an important function in the future. He would provide food to Eliyahu. Eliyahu who had been tough like Noach had been on the raven, though with the Jewish people needed to hear that lesson. Every Jew has a purpose. They shouldn’t be starved or killed. They may look black on the outside but they can fly where no else can bring home the kosher food that we may all need.

 

The area of Nachal Karit is most likely in the area today called Wadi Kelt or Nachal Parat not fear from Yericho by the Jordan river from Judean wilderness. There are magnificent hikes there with all types of caves and its amazing to think that it was here that Eliyahu once hid. The Christians have quite a few churches here dating back to the Byzantine times when monks and hermits would come out for solitude and meditation and the “Eliyahu Ha’Navi” experience. It is one of the most peaceful places in Eretz Yisrael, particularly when there are no arabs or flocked with tourists and hikers which is rare. But I certainly recommend heading down there for an experience of a lifetime. And check out the black birds that flock around there. They’re not ravens. Most of them are called Tristramites here in Israel. But we can pretend. We can imagine. This is where Eliyahu got his inspiration perhaps we can get some as well.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TORAH FIGURES JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What did David call himself after his ID was stolen? Dav…

 

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noach -- he was floating his stock while everyone else  was liquidating.

 

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little “prophet".

 

Yitzhak had just moved into a new apartment and was out celebrating with his friend Benny. At 2am, he invited Benny back to his apartment where they continued to celebrate. Then Benny said, "Before I go, why not show me around?"

So Yitzhak proudly showed Benny his apartment and all the high tech it contained. Then he took Benny into his bedroom where his friend couldn't help but notice a very large shofar on the chest of drawers.

"Why do you have a shofar in your bedroom?" asked Benny.

"That's my clock," Yitzhak replied.

"A clock? Are you serious?" said Benny.

"Of course," replied Yitzhak.

"So how does it work?" said Benny.

"Watch this," replied Yitzhak, as he picked up the shofar and blew it at the top of his lungs. They stood looking at each other for a moment when suddenly, someone in the apartment next door screamed, "Stop that, you inconsiderate oaf. It's quarter to three in the morning."

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.

 What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?  "Your mother ate us out of house and home"

The ark was built in three stories. The top one had a window to let in light. How did the bottom two stories get light?  They used floodlights.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? The thought had

Who was the first person to download something from a cloud to two tablets?  Moses

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Which Bible character had no parents?  Joshua, son of Nun

How do we know the people on the ark with Noah did not play card games? Because Noah sat on the deck

A Surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the Surgeon, "G‑d created Eve from Adam by form of surgery, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession."

 "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older."

But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who do you think created the chaos?"

 

Yankel came to a bar on a nightly basis, ordering two glasses of Crown Royal. When the bartender asked him why he never changed his order, the man explained that he had a friend with whom he drank a nightly glass of Crown Royal for many years.

"My Berel was drafted and died in Korea," the man sighed, "and I decided to immortalize him by drinking two glasses of Crown Royal every night. One glass I drink for him; the other for myself."

 One night, after thirty years, the man entered the bar and ordered a single glass of Crown Royal.

"What happened?" asked the bartender.

"Oh," Yankel responded, "I quit drinking."

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Answer is B -I just love it when it works out that the questions from the tour guide exam which I post here in order of the exam relate as well to the time of year when I post them. It’s like the hand of heaven is making this happen adding divine ruach hakodesh to what at first glance seems like random questions. Well this one is of course easy. The Parochet is the cover of Ark and it is of course meant to symbolize the covering in front of the Ark of the covenant- aron ha’bris in the Mishkan and Temple No although this is a pretty easy question for us religious Jews I imagine the Arab or Christian wannabee guides will get this wrong- as I would when it comes to the nonsense names of parts of their false places of worship. Information I pretty much deleted after I finished my exam. Sooo in honor of Shavuos the day when we go the Torah covered by the Paroches I got this one right and the score is now Schwartz 24 and 6 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.