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Friday, October 20, 2023

God's Soldiers- Parshat Noach 2023 5784

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 21st 2023 -Volume 13 Issue 2 6th of Cheshvan 5784

 

Parshat Noach

 

God’s Soldiers

 

We called them the i-phone generation. They’re soft. They don’t have what the soldiers of old, that we read and learned about and memorialized and perhaps even made into super-heroes, once had. Once there were giborim. Once there was an army that knew and understood what it meant to fight. To put their lives on the line. To roar like a lion and jump into battle and do everything that it takes to achieve victory and wipe out our enemy. This generation… these kids… They’re Tik Tok. They were raised in the Corona years. They’ve got therapists. They’re woke. They know Facebook. They don’t know war.

 

I was wrong. We all were wrong. I’m in awe. I truly feel unworthy to be living in the generation of these heroes. Story after story. Sacrifice after sacrifice. Without fear. Without hesitation. For me. For my family. For my country. For us. I heard once from Rabbi Berel Wein and I’ve shared with many of my tourists what he had told me he had heard from the Ponivezher Rav back in 1947. He gave them a speech in Chicago while he was raising money to rebuild his yeshiva. He said to them prophetically that was confident that the handful of soldiers in Israel would ultimately win the British and the Arabs and establish a Jewish state in Israel.

 

“But if I only had students- talmidim, that had that same sense of sacrifice, of responsibility for Am Yisrael, that same fire and determination that these soldiers have, we could have a Torah state in Israel as well… But I don’t have them… We’re not even close…”

 

“Learn up from these boys, what it means to burn with holy fire for the Jewish people.” He told those students. “Because that’s what Klal Yisrael ultimately needs.”

 

I shared that story and would tell my tourists, that we once had soldiers like that but today I’m not sure if we have them anymore. I was wrong. We have them. They’re out there now. They’re poised, they’re ready. Too many have already given their lives, but in their deaths like Shimshon took down so many Philistines with them. There is a strength. There is a fury. There is fire that his so holy that is emanating from them, that as I distributed meals, and supplies to them I was almost scared that I would get burnt by it. I felt like I was the Levi that was privileged to stand in the Temple and hand the Kohanim their vessels or sing songs to inspire them in their service of Hashem. We’re in good shape Am Yisrael, and I’ve never been prouder of my nation.

 

But there’s something that is even more powerful that I’m seeing that to me is the ultimate game changer. Something that I believe differentiates the current army of Israel than any other army since the founding of the State and perhaps even since the time of the Maccabees army led by the High Priest Matisyahu. That is the identification that our strength and power is all from Hashem. That there is no atheists in a foxhole the world knows, but that the national songs of the soldiers in every base that is on our lips is

Od Avinu Chai- our Father in heaven is alive,

 Anachnu Ma’aminim Bnai Ma’aminim- we are believers the children of believers,

Shema Yisrael Hashem Elokai- Hear Israel, Hashem is our God,

is amazing and inspiring.

 

Soldiers are davening, they are wearing tzitzis, putting on tefillin, taking on mitzvos and those are the soldiers who until now may have identified themselves as Chilonim-non-religious secular Jews. That’s not even to mention the tens of thousands of Batei Midrash on the front lines that are learning Daf Yomi, that are reciting Tehillim, many who have left their Batei Midrash or more accurately relocated them to their army bases on the border of Gaza until they enter. This is biblical. There’s no kochi v’otzem yadi- I don’t believe there has been a war that this country has fought since our founding that has Hashem’s name plastered all over it like an Army banner as does ours today.

Eileh b’Rechev v’eileh ba’susim- they have tanks, they have terror-

V’anachnu b’sheim Hashem Elokeinu nazkir- and we come armed with the name of Hashem that our soldiers have repeatedly been invoking.

And this is from the I-Phone generation…

 

Yet it is not just our young men and women that I fear I have underestimated in the past. And that perhaps we all have. It is ourselves as well. In this week’s parsha I saw such an amazing and powerful idea from the holy Reb Shloimeh of Radomsk that has the power to be a game-changer for all of us. He notes a perplexing Rashi on our parsha. The verse tells us that Noach and his family only entered the Ark when they were forced to by the water that was coming down. Rashi comments that this because

 

Af Noach m’katnei amana haya- Also Noach was small in faith

Ma’amin v’eino maa’min- he believed and he didn’t believe that the flood would actually come.

 

Reb Shloimeh asks, how this was possible? For over one hundred years Noach had been not only building this Ark, but he had been warning the world and Hashem Himself had told him that it was coming more than once. How could Rashi and our sages tell us that he was someone who was short on faith; this most righteous man of his generation? The answer he gives opens up entire new worlds, which is really as I said in my E-Mail last week what we are here to do.

 

He says that Noach’s failing was not in any lack of faith in Hashem. He knew it was real. He had dedicated his life to the idea. Hashem had told him personally it was happening. Rather, Noach’s lack of faith was in his own power to change the fate of the world. That through his prayers Hashem not only would spare the world but was in fact waiting for him to do so. As opposed to Avraham who in fact prayed for the people of Sodom and who understood that was what Hashem wanted him to do, Noach didn’t. He assumed that Hashem’s decree was a Divine fait accompli. He didn’t understand that the tefillos of the righteous could change that decree. That we are partners with Hashem in Creation and the world. That is the middas ha’Rachamim the attribute of mercy, that Hashem combined with the pure middas ha’din that he put into the fabric of the world. It was in that area that Noach was lacking in faith.

 

He notes that Moshe Rabbeinu got that message though and passed it on to us. After the sin of Golden Calf, Hashem as well wanted to wipe us off the face of the world. Yet, he consulted with Moshe and Moshe understood that he has a say. He told Hashem to forgive us and turn over His decree.

 

V’Im ayin- and if not…

Mecheini na mi’sifricha- erase me from your book.

 

Our sages tell us that the word erase- “micheini- erase me” has the same letters as the words mei noach- the waters of Noach. Moshe was telling Hashem that I learned from Noach’s flood what I need to different. I understand that if you present me with an apocalyptical situation- a decree from Heaven, that what you are telling me is that it is within my power to do something about it. That You are listening and waiting for my prayers, my merits, my share of our Partnership to do something. That we can do something as well.

 

If Hashem has blessed us with such an army in our generation, that we didn’t think we would ever merit to realize. Then these Kohanim are the representatives of the nation. Their power comes from us. They are our shluchim- our agents to do the work of Hashem. And the rule in the Talmud is that the messenger or agent only has as much power as those he represents. That means that we have power that we never thought we had as well at this time. In this generation of Mashiach.

 

We can unite like we never did before. And we are. We can connect to our soldiers like never before. And we are. Our prayers, our charity, our mitzvos, our kabbalos- resolutions and the merits that we accumulate at this time can change everything, just as much as we understand that our soldier bullets do. Even more so perhaps. Every word of Torah learned is a game changer. Don’t underestimate it. Don’t be Noach of little faith.

 

There is something else that is different about this war than any other war that our country ever fought before. Unlike the War of Independence, The 6-Day-War or the Yom Kippur we are not fighting this time for our existence. There is no one out there that believes that the State of Israel is at risk of being wiped out. This is not even a war of deterrent our security as our previous numerous Gaza or Lebanon incursions, or “operations” were. This is a war against evil. Against darkness. It’s a war of the vengeance of Hashem and eradicating evil and those that distort and wish to eradicate His name as it shines from each of us here from His Holy Land on this earth. To win a war against darkness the weapon with the most power is light. And each of us have that light. We each have a nuclear weapon in the arsenal that is our soul that is waiting for us to explode on our enemies. Ignite it. Set it off. Rain it down on them.

 

I like many I have talked to feel frustrated that Israel hasn’t just opened up it’s nuclear arsenal in our “textiles factory” in Dimona and set it off already and created a much needed parking lot in Gaza and in Lebanon already. Its frustrating to know that we have the power to do so and instead we might be sending Jewish boots on the ground putting our children, our brothers and sisters and family at risk with a land invasion. Yet, understandably perhaps we don’t want to cause any “innocent civilian” casualties or deaths, or maybe more cynically we wouldn’t be able to handle the world outrage if we did go nuclear. Yet the truth is there is an even more powerful weapon and light that is in our hands. And that spiritual nuclear weapon won’t have one casualty that Hashem doesn’t want to wipe out. Its our light, our prayers, our unity. Hashem sent us a decree this year and He’s waiting for us to unleash that force. He wants us to go spiritually nuclear. Our soldiers on the front line are girded and ready to do what they have to do. Are we as well? This a war that Hashem has drafted every single Jew on the planet to fight. Your “tzav shmona”- your draft notice, is that hole in your heart that you felt and feel when you turned on your radio, tv, internet, opened up your newspaper that morning after Simchas Torah. We’ve been called to serve. To serve Hashem-just as He told us when we left the exile of Egypt- on the Mountain of Hashem. Are you ready to fight?

 

Have safe, quiet and restful Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“A hunt hot moyre far a shtekn un a ruech funr tzitzes.” .- A dog is afraid of a stick, and a devil is afraid of tzitzit.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

10.The type of rock which the "Mushroom" in the Timna park is made from is ___________.

What is the average precipitation in the Arava?

A. Around 20 millimeters per year

B. Around 80 millimeters per year

C. Around 150 millimeters per year

D. Around 200 millimeters per year

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/yizkeraim  – A memorial prayer for the brutal murder of the kedoshim demanding their blood be avenged by Hashem and the Rosh Hashana prayer. I composed this after the kidnapping of the three young man by Gaza and it’s first war.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvjrh7LHlrw   – I  can’t stop watching and feeling the holiness of this holy soldier Yehudah Bacher singing this song two days before being killed in the Simchas Torah Massacre…and crying

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6W8GxuBYNM- and this is the original with translation of that song…Elokai Neshama… it should be a merit for him…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h6dIEQMz3s   - I’ve been playing this new Doni Gross Benny Freidman album all week to all my soldiers

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQn90-LkuQA   – Shlomo Carlebach Tzitzis saves a soldier life awesome

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kaj9WVkPe2s   –Amazing say Shema Yisrael clip (Hebrew)

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LPnwSW9deYI   – You can’t not get emotional watching this soldier sing to his daughter before going out to battle

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

(NEW COLUMN)

Tehillim – We’re at war. It’s a war that the Torah and the Rambam rules that halachically is a mitzva. When an enemy rises up to destroy it is the obligation of everyone- even a groom from his chuppa, even a Kohen or Levi to go out and fight and destroy the enemy. Yet, not all of us are soldiers. Not all of us even know which way to hold a gun or are even in places where we can join the actual fight. Yet, the halacha tells us that there are two mitzvos in war. The first is to fight and the second as the Rambam brings it is to daven.

 

Rambam Laws of Taanis (1:1) It is a positive Torah commandment to cry out and to sound trumpets in the event of any difficulty that arises which affects the community, as it states: "When you go out to war... against an enemy who attacks you and you sound the trumpets...."

 

This practice is one of the paths of repentance, for when a trouble arises, and the people cry out to Hashem and sound the trumpets, everyone will realize that the trouble occurred because of their evil conduct… This realization will cause the removal of this difficulty.

 

It is not the soldiers or the fighting that will remove the evil, it is our prayers. Fascinatingly enough the Rambam describes those that don’t pray. That rely on the soldiers along. That believe that what is happening has nothing to do with their prayers is in fact the cause of an even furthering of the troubles.

 

Conversely, should the people fail to cry out Hashem and sound the trumpets, and instead say, "What has happened to us is merely a natural phenomenon and this difficulty is merely a chance occurrence," this is a cruel conception of things, which causes them to remain attached to their wicked deeds. Thus, this time of distress will lead to further distresses.

 

Perhaps even more frightening is that the Rambam quotes a verse to support this idea and you’ll never believe what word it uses to describe an intensification of the trouble

 

This is implied by the Torah's statement "If you remain indifferent to Me, I will be indifferent to you with a Chamas- vengeance." The implication of the verse is: When I bring difficulties upon you so that you shall repent and you say it is a chance occurrence, I will add to your [punishment] an expression of – Chamas -vengeance for that indifference to Divine Providence…

 

So we’re soldiers as I said above and our weapons are our prayers. The most powerful of all our prayer weapons is the book of Tehillim- Psalms by King David. In my shul I try to shake things up by reciting psalms that are not the traditional ones selected that everyone knows by heart. And it’s amazing if you go through the book how many of them mention the word Chamas in them.

 

In this week’s Torah portion we are told that Hashem decided to destroy the world because it was full of Chamas- which Rashi explains means robbery. Fascinatingly Unkelos translates it as chatufim which means kidnapping in modern Hebrew. The ten commandments prohibition on stealing as well understood by our sages to be the kidnapping of people. Hamas steals souls. Our job is to restore and fight him by bringing the spirit of life in the world. We do that with our prayers with our Tehillim. When someone steals something they take it from its proper place. Our Tehillim puts it right back where it belongs.

 

I once heard an incredible idea about Tehillim. The singular word for Tehillim- Psalms would be Tehilla- a psalm or prayer. That word is a feminine word. The plural of it should be Tehillot- which is in fact a word that is used in our daily prayers numerous times. So why when we refer to our Psalms do emasculate it and make it Tehillim? The answer is because through our prayers we have the power to transform the world from the feminine receptacle natural aspect of Creation, from when we are merely receivers of Hashem’s benevolence, to a world where we are the masculine. We are the ones that are breathing the life and transforming and creating new realities.

 

Rashi tells us this week that the wicked move Hashem from the chair of mercy to the throne of Judgement. The Righteous though, through their prayers do the opposite. We move Hashem to the throne of mercy. We can change the decrees. That’s what Noach did ultimately when he left the Ark and Hashem remembered him. That’s what we do whenever we pick up that Tehillim- not Tehillot. We become players. We become soldiers. We become Creators. And we’re on the path this year to making a whole new world.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Keep on Hitting- 633 BC – With the death of Yehoyachaz and amidst the terror being rained down on the kingdom of Israel in the North by Chazael the King of Aram today’s modern Syria, we are introduced to his son Yehoash of the North. He took over in the 37th year of Yoash of the kingdom of Yehuda and he ruled for 16 years in the North. I know it’s confusing two kings with the same name, but hey it is what it is…

 

Yoash, we are told, much like his father did evil in the eyes of Hashem. He kept the idolatry and worship of Yeravam, and his golden calves in Tel Dan and Beit El- both where there are still remains of those Temples today- although in Tel Dan you can really see it. His father had done some teshuva and Hashem promised that he would bring salvation, but it would come in his sons reign. And Hashem kept his word. Yet that prophecy that they would ultimately conquer Aram came with the death of the prophet Elisha, who even Yehoash despite being a sinner revered. I mean how can you not, the man was literally a miracle maker like his teacher Eliyahu.

 

As Elisha get sick, Yoash comes to visit him and he echoes Elisha’s own call and plea to his Rebbi, Eliyahu

“Avi Avi Rechev Yisrael- My father, my father Chariot of Israel its horsemen.

 

Elisha mysteriously tells Yehoash to take a bow and arrow and to open the window and to start shooting towards the East. Yehoash obeyed and Elisha told him that it was a sign that he will smite Aram in the battle that will take place in Aphek- which fascinatingly enough is the portion of Yehuda. Today that’s not far from Rosh Ha’Ayin.

 

He then told him to shoot the arrows at the ground. Yehoash did so as well three times. But then he stopped. That’s the problem with us Jews we cop out before the job is done. Elisha got angry and told him that had he continued 5 or 6 times then we would’ve been successful in wiping out Aram entirely. Now it was just as going to be a temporary victory. Those were the last words of Elisha and with that he died.

 

There’s a fascinatingly eternal lesson- that is so timely about what we have to do when we go to war. We need the prophet and his prayers, but we as well need our soldiers and our leaders and kings to know that sometimes they have to keep going and not be satisfied with a half a victory. Is this a timely column or what?

 

Next we still have one more post-mortem miracle of Elisha. Stay tuned…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

If a siren goes off while Biden is here you don’t have to worry about him hitting the ground to take cover. He’s usually falling down there anyways.

 

The UN is calling on the Israeli government to allow technicians into Gaza to ensure that rockets don’t misfire again onto innocent civilians taking shelter in hospitals.

 

A generation has grown up in Israel thinking that elections are something that you go take part in every half year while school is only one year on and one year off…

 

The US Secretary of Defense was here last week, the Chancelor of Germany today, tomorrow the President of the US is coming and next week the Prime Minister of England will be here. At least the Ministry of Tourism is doing their job…

 

It’s better that we don’t get shlepped in right now to a war with Hezbolla. We don’t have the ability to provide Humanitarian help on two fronts…

 

Weather forecast for Gaza- it will be raining missiles all day

 

For all of the Gaza refugees that have fled to Sinai. From experience you can survive there for at least 40 years and if you get thirsty for water just hit a rock twice… It worked for us.

 

If you want this war to end right not- get vaccinated- The Ministry of Health

 

Why are you blaming the government for this? They haven’t done anything…

 

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk.

One takes out his wallet and starts flipping through his family pictures, "This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"

The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"

 

Say what you will about Hamas......but their education system is top notch. Over 90% of the children in Gaza become "Rocket Scientists"

 

Why does Gaza keep firing rockets at Israel? It keeps them occupied.

 

Where is the Hamas headquarters? Depends on where the Israeli missile hits.

 

The Hamas wheelchair-bound commander, a one-eyed, triple-amputee terror boss, Mohammed, ordered the Israel massacre.After turning down  serious job offers from the BBC., New York Times and CNN

 

Israel Army Spokesman- Despite the restrictions and limitations of flights to Israel, all planes to Gaza will function as normal

 

The UN is demanding we have a proportional response. So in the Gilad Shalit prisoner exchange we established that one Jew, Gilead was worth 1027 Arab terrorists. So for 1350 Jews that they killed multiplied by 1027 would come to a proportionate response of 1386450 dead terrorists in Gaza. We will be happy to oblige.

 

Woke- (adjective) pronounced Wok (woker, wokest)- chiefly US slang aler to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination unless it’s about slaughtering Jews. (see also hypocrite).

 

My Jewish mother-in-law- “quickly help me clean up the house right now. God forbid a missile will hit here and then the photographers will come to take pictures and it will be a mess.”

 

God willing as of next week Pango will be active in Gaza as it will be one big parking lot.

 

We ask that the Israelis please stop publicizing the names of all of the Hamas terrorist leaders that have been killed. Their families have not yet been informed.

 

So there I was sitting there in my bomb shelter after the siren went off and after 5 minutes my neighbor told me that we could leave. I told him that I wait 6 full minutes. My other neighbor waits just into the 5th minute, while that guy from Holland left three minutes ago…

 

One wife at home with 6 children wrote that she understood why the call-up for reservation miluim rate was for so high and why this war might go on forever. The soldiers have a concert everynight with Hanan Ben Ari and Ayal Golan, they get free hot meals, cigarettes, haircuts and pedicures and massages from therapists. Barbeques every other night, truckloads of food and all types of treats. This war is going to go on forever… It’s amazing that they didn’t have a 150% sign up

 

The answer to this week”s question is A – So I definitely would’ve skipped this question on the exam. You’re allowed to skip 5 questions. Geology is not my thing and neither are numbers. I’m a word person in case you haven’t figured that one out. But I guessed anyways and got it right! So there!! So the type of earth is sandstone, the mushroom in Arava rocks and Solomons pillars that are magnificent there are formed by the erosion of this soft rock. The precipitation I knew was low so I went with 20 Mm and what do you know? I was right! So that makes the new score Rabbi Schwartz having a 7.5 point and the MOT having 2.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

Friday, June 3, 2022

My King- Shavuot 2022 / 5782

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 3rd 2022 -Volume 11 Issue 34 4th Sivan 5782


Shavuot

My King

 

It’s one of those rare meals that we’re not in any rush to finish. On most Friday nights or holidays we had a long week. We’re tired. We’re ready to hit the sack. Don’t get me wrong we enjoy our Shabbos and holiday Yom Tov meals. There’s good food. We have wonderful family bonding time. There are zemiros, Shabbos and Yom Tov songs that we all sing together, especially if you guys learned some new Rabbi Schwartz compositions that you want to make sure your whole family learns so that you can truly reach the most elevated and exalted levels of spirituality. But at the end of that meal there is a bed waiting for you. A welcoming warm pillow and blanket that you know will feel just perfect after having such an incredibly satisfying spiritual and gastrointestinal experience. So I understand that you don’t have time to read my whole Megilla each week. I certainly spread it out over all three Shabbos meals. Because that bed is waiting there for me after 6 long tiring days on the road. And I don’t want to disappoint it.

 

But Shavuos night is different “at- all” as my Savta would say. I’m in no rush. The bed isn’t going to be happening until the early hours of the morning. The only thing waiting for me is the Bais Medrash where I will be fighting to keep my eyes open, drinking lots of coffee and pretending that I am absorbing some serious Torah learning in my muddled exhausted brain. If it were up to me, I’d get a good nights rest and wake up early in the morning fresh and rested and then first sit down and learn for a good few hours.

 

But the downside of being the Rabbi of a shul is that you really can’t always get away with what makes sense. Tradition trumps all. Certainly, a tradition that’s been over 500 years old that started with the ARI’Zl whom I speak about a lot on my tours in Tzfat. It seems there were 8 students of his that stayed up and an angel revealed the secrets of the Torah to them. The two that fell asleep missed out and since that time the AR”I pretty much made sure we would never miss it again. I have never seen any Shavuos night angels, although the guy that refilled my coffee mug looked that way at one point. But, I’m certainly not going to go to sleep and miss out, because that angel probably is waiting for that year to be the one that he shows up and then everyone will laugh at me for missing it. But I’m certainly in no hurry to finish the meal and get to the Bais Midrash. And admit it neither are you.

 

So, in order to help you out-Rabbi Schwartz is always there for you, y’know… I’ve got a few things for you. First of all, this week’s E-Mail will probably be longer than usual and you can read the whole thing twice if you really want to stall for time. Don’t worry nobody will notice. They’re not listening to anything but the jokes anyways. In addition, I have four new Shavuos songs that you need to listen to and sing repeatedly and teach them to your family. They are easy to learn, so that shouldn’t take much time, but they get better and better and are addictive and you will find yourself humming them all night long. Finally, I figured that tonight we will start with a game. Make it fun. I know it’s not Pesach. So we won’t be throwing plagues and frogs at people or animal noises by Chad Gadya, hiding and stealing afikomans or having lengthy negotiations. But Shavuos the day of the giving of the Torah also needs a game for a long meal delayer. So let’s play.

 

I want you to go around the table and ask everyone if they had one biblical or Jewish historical figure that they could meet with, that they could chap a half hour schmooze with, who would it be and why. Sounds like fun? It’s a great opener for a good discussion. It will teach you about your family, your children, and it will buy time (which since my small stomach surgery- I need between courses to make room) to shlep out the meal and you probably don’t have to get to the Bais Midrash until one or two AM if you play and enjoy it right.

 

Now, I’m not sure who or what your answers will be. But I can guess there will be some Avraham Avinus, Sara Immeinus. Moshe Rabbeinus; or perhaps more friendly his brother Aharon. Maybe your brainy kid will say King Solomon. Queen Esther I’m sure has a fascinating story to tell. Yeah, I know your yeshivish kid would say Rava or Abaya, the Breslaver wannabee maybe the AR”I, Rebbi Nachman or the Baal Shem Tov. Maybe you can even add to the game and guess other peoples “choice person” before they reveal it. But for me there’s only one person that I think would be the most incredible experience to meet. I don’t even have to think twice. I’ll give you a hint. It’s his birthday on Shavuos and non- coincidentally it’s his Yartzeit as well. Can anyone guess? Yup you got it. The person I would most like to meet is the King of all Israel. Dovid Melech Yisrael- Chai V’Kayam; the singer and eternal King Dovid.

 

The truth is Shavuos is the day that we are all really meant to tap into that spark and appreciation of Dovid Ha’Melech. In fact, it is mentioned in the commentaries that the entire book of Rus that we read on Shavuos was really written only to testify to the purity of the lineage of Dovid, whose grandmother Rus was a pure holy convert and whose grandfather Boaz was the judge and leader from the tribe of Yehuda. It’s why the book concludes with that lineage down to Dovid. Not that it necessarily helped much, because as our sages tell us there were plenty of bloggers at that time that managed to cast aspersions on the halachic legitimacy of Moabite converts and there were some that even suggested that Dovid ‘bichalal” came from an illegitimate relationship after his father separated from his mother. It’s why he was scorned by his brothers, and he had to hang out with the sheep all day and play his guitar. Nobody wanted to accept him. Fake news and ripping down authority and leadership figures is not a new phenomenon in Klal Yisrael. I’m sure the fact that he was a redhead didn’t help him out much either. You know what they say about “gingies”. He’s got that Esau hot-blood in him. He’s destined to be a killer.

 

Yet Dovid perseveres. He flourishes. That quiet time with the sheep, the struggles, the abuse, the unacceptance by all sitting out in the vast wilderness all day turned his heart and soul to Hashem. He bonded like no other. He composed song after song that expressed the deepest emotions a soul can stir. There was nobody there to laugh at him. No one to judge him. No one to join him. It was him and His Creator and those songs are the core of every prayer, every Jewish gathering, every Jewish ritual and kumzitz. Because they don’t get more real. They don’t get more holy. I want to meet him and hear about that. I want to tap into it.

 

Dovid’s first real public experience though is of course in his famous faceoff with Goliath. I mean come on. Does it get more awesome than that? You have a whole Jewish army threatened by these Philistines and this giant of a animal (think like Hulk Hogan or these WWW wrestling animals but ten times the size) threatening them and blaspheming Hashem and his nation and Dovid picks up a small little slingshot and knocks the living daylights- quite literally- out of him. It’s not the first major battle of Dovid. He tells Shaul when he is interviewed for the job- after everyone laughs at him- that he fought of bears and lions in the past that threatened his sheep. He killed them with his bare hands back then. But that doesn’t impress Shaul -rightfully so. It’s only when Dovid says

Hashem hitzilani m’yad ha-ari v’hadov- Hashem that saved me from the lion and the bear will also give Goliath in my hands, that Shaul agrees he’s the right and perhaps only man for the fight. Dovid understood that he didn’t have anything without Hashem. He was just His simple pawn and if that was the case, all he needed to win any enemy was a few pebbles taking out of that shepherds’ sack that was full of faith and love for His Creator. It’s the only weapon we ever need.

 

Dovid’s life doesn’t get any easier after that. His entire life is one challenge after another. His father-in-law wants to kill him. I mean not just like most of our father-in-laws- he really really wanted to kill him and he tries time and time again. Dovid is on the run and his greatest weakness- or strength it turns out, is that he can’t or won’t fight back. He has opportunity after opportunity to kill this man who has made his life miserable and who has separated from his wife or wives and family and he won’t touch a hair on his head. Shaul is the anointed of Hashem and Dovid’s feeling is to let Hashem take care of the problem. I’m not here to do God’s dirty work. If Hashem wants to avenge me that’s his business- aval yadi al tihi bo- my hand will not be against him. For mei’reshaim yeitzei resha- only bad people to bad violent things. They act zealously in the name of Hashem to “right” what they view as divine wrongs against them. But they’re wrong. They’re fooling themselves. It’s not about Hashem, it’s personal. And Dovid didn’t have any personal. He was only about Hashem.

 

When he finally becomes king, his life doesn’t get any easier. It also doesn’t get any prettier. It’s a good thing Artscroll (love ya Gedalia Z. Don’t take this personally) wasn’t charged with writing his biography. Dovid sins and he does so big time. He takes a “married” woman, gets rid of her husband and marries her. Ouch! Yes, our sages tell us her husband was a dead man walking as he rebelled against Dovid. And yes she was technically divorced at the time. But who are we fooling? This was not a good thing.

 

Except that it was. Because we learn out from this story how we are all human. We all can fail. We all can mess up- as Dovid did- royally. Because we are all Kings and only kings can royally mess up.. But that’s not what it’s about. It’s the fact that our story doesn’t end with that. In fact our story just can get better after that. For there is teshuva. There is repentance. We can become bigger, greater, more humble and closer to Hashem then we were before that sin. It is from that sin, that we bring Mashiach. Dovid fathers Shlomo from that union. The Temple for Hashem is built. The first era of redemption enters the world. Sin is not bad. It’s a steppingstone to greatness. I need to hear that from him. I need to internalize that. It’s him more than anyone else that we all need to hear that story from.

 

For the rest of Dovid’s life he is beset with tribulations. He sees his children die, abuse one another, rebel against him. Trust me, one meeting with Dovid Ha’Melech and you will never complain about tzaar gidul banim again. It’s a joke what we have. Trust me after hearing Dovid’s horror stories about his children you will give your boychik a hug. The fact that he slept in late, or that he did things that you don’t approve of or that might embarrass you in your community or hurt your other children’s shidduchim is literally “kinder shpiel” in the precise meaning of the term compared to what he went through. But he never stopped loving them. He never stopped davening for them. He never gave up on them. He saw their goodness. Their potential. Even when nobody else did.

 

Dovid’s last years he finally had some respite. He learned each night and each Shabbos he never slept. It was his day of rest and he knew that he was meant to die on Shabbos and the angel of death has no power over him if he is connected to Hashem through Torah. Yet, God is trickier. His brought a storm with some leaves blowing to disturb him and he looked up and stopped learning and died in the last hours of Shabbos. Shabbos that was Shavuos. It was the day the Torah was given. The day that we as a nation became the mamleches kohanim of Hashem- the Kingdom of priests of Hashem and it was the day that our King was taken from us. It was his birthday and his death day. And our sages tell us that when someone dies on the day they were born it is a sign that they have achieved perfection. When they die their soul is born again, just as Moshe’s was, in all of us.

 

Each Shavuos we remember Dovid Ha’Melech on this special day. Some have a custom to read and learn the entire book of Tehillim he wrote. If you ask me that can be more meaningful on this special tiring night than a blatt gemara. In our davening on all our holidays we again and again ask Hashem to return us to the house of Dovid. The house he longed to build for Hashem that he didn’t merit to build. Yet our sages tell us that Dovid will ultimately be the one to build the third and eternal Temple of Hashem. Each morning we begin our songs of praise with the psalms of Dovid Ha’melech and the first one we sing is Mizmor Shir Chanukas ha’bayis l’Dovid- a song for the inauguration of the Temple of Dovid. Dovid didn’t build the first or second Temple. It is the third temple that we are singing about. It’s the temple he wanted to build and will ultimately build. It’s not too late for it to happen this year already. More Jews than I have ever seen before are here in the Holy Land hoping and waiting for it to happen. Maybe I’ll get that meeting, maybe we all will, with the help of Hashem already this year.

 

Have a Royal Shabbos and song-filled Shavuos.

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

  

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

A melocheh iz a melucheh, ober men hot nit kain minut menucheh..- Having a job is a having a kingdom, but it doesn’t leave you with a minute of rest.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

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30)  The curtain covering the ark in synagogues is called in Hebrew: ___________

Using this element in a synagogue, expresses the concept that a synagogue is:

A)  A special place for the study of Torah

B)  A sanctuary (mikdash me’at)

C)  A place of prayer only

D)  The center for religious Jewish life

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/dovid-melech-r-ephrayim -In honor of Shavuos get your dancing shoes on for my latest Dovid Melech Yisrael composition with the one and only Dovid Lowy!

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eitz-chayim  -Here’s my Eitz Chayim Hi, A fun nice march that some claim is inspired by a TV show theme song… Free bowl of chulent if you can figure it out.

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/kad-yasvun -If you listen closely to this song I composed you can actually hear Hashem singing and shepping nachas from His children that forget all worries and troubles and learning Torah. This is my Kad Yasvun a truly perfect composition sung and arranged beautifully by Dovid Lowy. You really need to learn and sing this by your Shavuos Table.

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/torah-hakedosha  -Composed in honor of our Hachnasas Sefer Torah listen to this holy Torah Hakedosha composition I and my son Yonah composed with Dovid Lowy’s arrangements and vocals.. Especially listen all the way to the end for encore

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/melech-rachamon  -I know in the intro to this song I mention Pesach however its really good for all of the three holidays when we say the words in our Musaf prayer of the Melech Rachaman to return us to the Bais Ha’Mikdash- this is my response to Shlomo Yehudah’s beautiful V’Hsareinu- I think mine is nicer… what do you think?

 

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/SHABBOS CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 

Torah Day- Shavuos – Did you know that the Torah was given on Shabbos? It wasn’t supposed to. In fact, Hashem actually planned on it being given on Friday. Yet Moshe Rabbeinu pushed it off for one day so that we would get the Torah on the holiest day of the week. Why would he do that? Is there something special and unique about Shabbos that Moshe felt we should achieve that was different than Hashem’s plan? And if so what special gift and lesson can we learn from that each Shabbos?

 

The Koznitzer Maggid asks this question and he tells us rather cryptically that the fact that it was given on Shabbos insured that it was something that we would never be able to lose. It would be eternal. We received a portion of Torah that can only be achieved on Shabbos. And that secret ingredient was given to us by Moshe, when Hashem and even the angels in heaven wanted to keep to themselves, because they felt we weren’t worthy of it. The ingredient is called Chochmas Ha’Sod- the secrets of the Torah; the deep mystical understanding of Kabbala that are hidden in its written word.

 

See, the Torah we are told is divided into four different ways of being studied and learned. It’s called Pa’R’De”S- or orchard, which is an acronym for Pshat- simple understanding, Remez- the hints and allegories of the Torah, Derash- the inferences and stories we can derive from the text and finally Sod-the secrets by which Hashem created and runs the world with that are hidden in its holy words. The first three are all Hashem wanted to give us. The secrets though, that was too much. One has to be entirely pure and holy to learn them. There is a fear and perhaps some divine PTSD that lasted from Adam, the first man who bit into that knowledge before Shabbos from that tree that possessed it, that we would destroy and misuse it. It would send us off the deep end. So Hashem taught it to Moshe, but he didn’t mean to share it with us. Yet, Moshe felt that without the Sod. Without those secret holy teachings, the Torah could god forbid become just another fun intellectual book of values, history and teachings. It wouldn’t be Divine. It wouldn’t contain the power of all of the universe. So he felt that we needed that too.

 

Yet Moshe understood that we can only be on the level to achieve and accept that hidden Torah if we were on the holy Shabbos level of our exalted souls. When we had our neshoma yeseira. Unlike Adam who didn’t wait for Shabbos, Moshe pushed off the Torah’s being given on that day so we could get that fourth aspect of the Torah as well. And so the giving of the Torah was postponed and not it is forever part of us and eternal.

 

Each Shabbos we celebrate and sanctify the day with wine again and again. Yayin-wine, has the same gematria as the word Sod- secret. Shabbos, the ARI’Zl tells us is the one day that is most opportune to achiveve the wisdom of kabbalah. It’s when his deepest classes took place. It’s the night that Chasidim gather by the Rebbi to hear the deep secrets that they who follow in the ARI”zls ways reveal to us. Particularly on Shavuos it is the time when we can as well tap into that holy light. So drink a glass of wine. Open up your sefer and feel and experience the secrets and light of Torah in this day as never before. It’s why it was given on this day.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Eliyahu Hanavi -873 BC- There are a lot churches unfortunately in Eretz Yisrael. Hopefully soon Mashiach will come and they will all be destroyed. I know one person that is waiting the most for that to happen and that is none other than Eliyahu Ha’navi who ironically enough has probably as many churches and places of false worship dedicated and surrounding his life stories as does Yoshka. I say ironically because most of Eliyahu’s life was combatting this false worship to fake gods. Maybe Hashem arranged it that way today so that Eliyahu would even be more inspired to bring Mashiach already and get rid of them all.

 

The place where perhaps the greatest collection of churches for Eliyahu are in the Judean wilderness near the Jordan River. It was here that Eliyahu fled to after swiping the keys to rain from Hashem and locking up the gates of heaven for three years so that no rain would fall on the land. The Navi tells us that he fled from Achav to Nachal Karit by the Jordan River where he hid in a cave. There the ravens would bring him bread and meat from the royal table of Achav himself.

 

 Incidentally our sages note that there was a divine lesson in the fact that the ravens were chosen to bring the food. For in the times of the flood when Noach wanted to send out the raven, the raven protested. He told Noach to send out one of the Kosher birds instead as there were seven of them. If he died, though, that would be the end of his species. Noach though told the raven that he wasn’t good anyways for any sacrifices, so he wasn’t that important anyways. Hashem rebuked Noach and told him that the raven would serve an important function in the future. He would provide food to Eliyahu. Eliyahu who had been tough like Noach had been on the raven, though with the Jewish people needed to hear that lesson. Every Jew has a purpose. They shouldn’t be starved or killed. They may look black on the outside but they can fly where no else can bring home the kosher food that we may all need.

 

The area of Nachal Karit is most likely in the area today called Wadi Kelt or Nachal Parat not fear from Yericho by the Jordan river from Judean wilderness. There are magnificent hikes there with all types of caves and its amazing to think that it was here that Eliyahu once hid. The Christians have quite a few churches here dating back to the Byzantine times when monks and hermits would come out for solitude and meditation and the “Eliyahu Ha’Navi” experience. It is one of the most peaceful places in Eretz Yisrael, particularly when there are no arabs or flocked with tourists and hikers which is rare. But I certainly recommend heading down there for an experience of a lifetime. And check out the black birds that flock around there. They’re not ravens. Most of them are called Tristramites here in Israel. But we can pretend. We can imagine. This is where Eliyahu got his inspiration perhaps we can get some as well.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE TORAH FIGURES JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

What did David call himself after his ID was stolen? Dav…

 

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noach -- he was floating his stock while everyone else  was liquidating.

 

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter -- she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little “prophet".

 

Yitzhak had just moved into a new apartment and was out celebrating with his friend Benny. At 2am, he invited Benny back to his apartment where they continued to celebrate. Then Benny said, "Before I go, why not show me around?"

So Yitzhak proudly showed Benny his apartment and all the high tech it contained. Then he took Benny into his bedroom where his friend couldn't help but notice a very large shofar on the chest of drawers.

"Why do you have a shofar in your bedroom?" asked Benny.

"That's my clock," Yitzhak replied.

"A clock? Are you serious?" said Benny.

"Of course," replied Yitzhak.

"So how does it work?" said Benny.

"Watch this," replied Yitzhak, as he picked up the shofar and blew it at the top of his lungs. They stood looking at each other for a moment when suddenly, someone in the apartment next door screamed, "Stop that, you inconsiderate oaf. It's quarter to three in the morning."

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.

 What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?  "Your mother ate us out of house and home"

The ark was built in three stories. The top one had a window to let in light. How did the bottom two stories get light?  They used floodlights.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? The thought had

Who was the first person to download something from a cloud to two tablets?  Moses

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Which Bible character had no parents?  Joshua, son of Nun

How do we know the people on the ark with Noah did not play card games? Because Noah sat on the deck

A Surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were arguing as to which profession was older. "Well," argued the Surgeon, "G‑d created Eve from Adam by form of surgery, so I am sure that mine is the oldest profession."

 "No," said the engineer, "before life began there was complete chaos, and it took an engineer to create some semblance of order from this chaos. So engineering is older."

But," chirped the triumphant politician, "who do you think created the chaos?"

 

Yankel came to a bar on a nightly basis, ordering two glasses of Crown Royal. When the bartender asked him why he never changed his order, the man explained that he had a friend with whom he drank a nightly glass of Crown Royal for many years.

"My Berel was drafted and died in Korea," the man sighed, "and I decided to immortalize him by drinking two glasses of Crown Royal every night. One glass I drink for him; the other for myself."

 One night, after thirty years, the man entered the bar and ordered a single glass of Crown Royal.

"What happened?" asked the bartender.

"Oh," Yankel responded, "I quit drinking."

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Answer is B -I just love it when it works out that the questions from the tour guide exam which I post here in order of the exam relate as well to the time of year when I post them. It’s like the hand of heaven is making this happen adding divine ruach hakodesh to what at first glance seems like random questions. Well this one is of course easy. The Parochet is the cover of Ark and it is of course meant to symbolize the covering in front of the Ark of the covenant- aron ha’bris in the Mishkan and Temple No although this is a pretty easy question for us religious Jews I imagine the Arab or Christian wannabee guides will get this wrong- as I would when it comes to the nonsense names of parts of their false places of worship. Information I pretty much deleted after I finished my exam. Sooo in honor of Shavuos the day when we go the Torah covered by the Paroches I got this one right and the score is now Schwartz 24 and 6 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.