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Friday, May 16, 2025

Jew-Lagged- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 16th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 27 18h of Iyar 5785

 

Parshat Emor- Lag Ba'Omer

JewLagged

 

It's Lag Ba'Omer. The 33rd day of the Omer count. There are bonfires all over the country. Meron is swamped. It's perhaps the only holiday that seems to have been added to the Jewish calendar and accepted by all since the times of the second Temple, when the story of Chanuka took place. As well it seems that this is the only holiday that is about a person. Jews generally don't make Saint this day or that day. That's the other team. Moshe Rabbeinu doesn't have a holiday on his yartzeit when he passed. Neither does Avraham Avinu, Aharon Ha'Kohen doesn't either despite the fact that everyone loves him and the Torah even tells us when he passed away (Rosh Chodesh Av). Yet, Reb Shimon Bar Yochai who lived after the destruction of the second Temple seems to be the anomaly. We celebrate his yartzeit, hundreds of thousands visit his grave this week. In fact Meron is the second most visited site, after the Kotel, in Israel. It's wild. It's strange. Some might even claim it’s a distortion of our religion. Afterall until the Ari"zl 500 years ago no one even really knew where he was buried or came to his grave. Bonfires, bows and arrows, picnics, songs praising him… what religion is this?

 

Now for those that are skeptics and that claim that this is all brand new, and "only" a custom of the great kabbalist of the Ar"I… I'd be careful before discounting the AR"I customs. I mean that would mean throwing out your hakafos and dancing on Simchas Torah, your Tu B'shvat fruit and Friday night Kabbalat Shabbos service as well. We're all practicing ARI Judaism for a while now. So don't be so quick to write it off. In fact the era of the Ar"I is really a turning point in our history that according to many has brought us into the new Messianic era.

 

 His teaching of the secrets of Kabbala which to a large degree is sourced in Rebbi Shimon's revealing those secrets to mankind, and bringing them down from heaven, moved our nation from being one that is developing the Torah and its study from being an intellectual, legal, ethical and historical work and a life occupation to one that is revealing and tapping into the essence of our soul, our hearts and connecting spiritual worlds to our own. It started with Reb Shimon, it was brought to the masses with the ARI and then it continued to develop with his students, with chasidut and even with the philosophy of the Gaon. Until it comes to its final destination… A bunch of Breslavers jumping up and down on a graffiti painted van to retro music and laughing, little kids getting haircuts, Sefardim slaughtering sheep and thousands of American chasidim and some rich guys from Lakewood paying lots of money for permits and drivers to get them in to the grave. And that's during a war with missiles and sirens going off. Sing with me now… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai… Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai… L'kavod ha'Tanna Elokai Rabi Shimon Bar Yochai…

 

Hey, as a tour guide that got to take some of those Lakewood guys in a slow year… I'm not complaining. In fact Yom Yerushalayim is coming up, if any of you Zionists out there feel that same passion as the chasidim and Lakewood guys to celebrate that holiday and come on in… I'm happy to take you as well. Although from the weak Atzamaut turn-out, I'm not banking on it. Maybe you guys figured voting for the WZO was enough. It isn't. You've gotta come here to be a Zionist. Alimony checks to Israel during a war and some helmets and vest donations for our soldiers are just polite ways of saying take my money and leave me alone here with my meatboards and Chafetz Chaim Heritage videos. Until a week or so ago, you may have even felt Baruch Hashem here we have a medina of chesed and Donald Trump… a true ohev Yisrael… But those meetings in Qatar are getting even you nervous already. Bibi's golden beeper doesn't match up to a half a billion dollar plane, or the purchase of 160 F16 planes by them. It's getting scary watching Esau and Yishmael hold hands and join forces. To quote Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai… you can't trust the Romans… Everything they do is for their own good. It's for tarrifs, its for money, it's for their honor and ego…The other Rabbis didn't see it. They celebrated the Romans new pro-Israel government and were happy that the old Biden/Kamala and Titus and Vespasian ones were out. But eventually, Reb Shimon's warning and what was considered radical and politically incorrect keen Torah perspective became apparent to all. Pay attention to what Rabbis that live near Meron tell you… By the way Meron is 15 minutes from my house…

 

Yet there's something deeper about Rabbi Shimon and Lag Ba'Omer this time of year that struck me as I was driving around my Lakewood guys. Eretz Yisrael is really a beautiful and amazing country. You really have to live here to appreciate it. As we drove through the glorious hills and valley we passed fields and fields of wheat being ready to be cut, of new fruit trees ripening, of barley fields already cleared. It struck me because I had just started reviewing this week's parsha and I read about how all of our holidays revolve around agriculture. After Pesach we enter the Omer period of cutting the barley, Shavuos is the time of the cutting of the wheat and thr first fruits being brought to Jerusalem. Sukkos is the time of the harvest. Our holidays aren't about historical events and certainly not about remembering the past events, besides maybe Pesach. Rather they're about living in the here and now. They're about looking at the fields, the earth, the blessing Hashem gives us and bringing that back to Him. Celebrating those gifts with Him. It's about bringing us together.

 

The word the Torah uses for holiday is a Moed- which literally translated is an appointment. Hashem is up there. We are down here. We don't really see each other much. Once again, Rabbi Shimon in one place disputes Rebbi Yishmael, and states his radical opinion that one should study Torah all the time and not even work for a living. Because if someone is busy planting, plowing, winnowing, reaping and harvesting all day… Torah ma te'hei alaeha… vuz vet zein mit Toirah… when will he ever learn? When will he ever meet Hashem? Fascinatingly enough though in another source, Rabbi Shimon seemingly contradictorily writes that one can fulfill their obligation of being engrossed in Torah all the time, with the mere recitation of Shema once in the morning and evening. The Chasam Sofer explains these two opposite as one refers to the people living outside of Israel and one is for those in Israel. Which would you guess is which?

 

He writes that in Israel, one who works the ground, the field, the land is already connected.

He doesn't need Torah. He's doing Torah because he's working the land of Israel. He's taking the gift of Hashem to us and building a home for the two of us, to be together all the time. It's more important than Torah. It's like putting on tefillin. (his words!). In fact it's not only farming, but anything that improves and builds that home is a mitzva of such a high level, that Rebbi Shimon feels that one doesn't even have to study Torah. Just say Shema in the morning and evening and working in Eretz Yisrael is your Torah for the rest of the day. It's your fulltime connection. It's a life of Mo'ed.

 

Jews in the diaspora, that don't merit to live in the house and land of Hashem. That don't get to experience being together with their God. For they live in a land where they are as if they have no God. (not my words…). So they have to call for an appointment. They have to study Torah and should never work, because their work is not godly. It's not a mitzva. It's building fat fancy Torah buildings, Shuls, Yeshivos and Chesed organizations in a place where our heavenly spouse/Father/Creator doesn't want us to live. Because it's too far from Him. Its land doesn't connect you to Him. The fields, the nursing homes, the construction projects don't sing the song of Shavuos, of omer, of Rebbi Shimon…

 

Rebbi Shimon it seems felt the way that I do as he drove around the country. In the Sifri he writes

Why is Israel called "Teivel" (a spice or mixture)? Because it has the flavor and taste of everything, as opposed to all the other lands which all have one flavor and each country doesn't have what the other one does. Eretz Yisrael, though is a land that is lacking nothing. Eretz  Yisrael is

"lo sechsar kol bah- it lacks nothing and contains everything…"

 

As he drove with his Lakewood guys through the land he pointed out the window and told his students. Do you know why Israel has hills and valleys? Because in a valley one can only plant in the area of the valley, but on hills one has up and down and all around as well. He noted to them as well how in each tribe's portion they have crops and each one has individual and unique tastes and flavors. It's a land that's lacking in nothing. The wines of the Galile are different than those of the Golan, of the hills of Yehuda. Rebbi Shimon was tour guiding them. He was passionate about this holy land. Because he understood that this was home sweet home, that Hashem had gifted us and the more we enjoy and praise that home, the closer our relationship is with Hashem.

 

But it's even deeper than that. The purpose of mankind, Reb Shimon reveals is to that we are souls and bodies. Our soul comes from above, our body from the earth. Every nation has it's earth from which it was formed. The DNA of Bnai Yisrael is from the earth of Eretz Yisrael. Our jobs, our creation, our life mission is to raise up that earthliness of our bodies from the ground and make a bridge to the heavens. We're not supposed to just be spiritual beings. We're meant to be Shabbos beings.

 

 In six days, Hashem created the world and on Shabbos he created rest. He made creation holy. He blew His spirit of spirituality into the world. Rebbi Shimon was hiding from the Romans for 12 years. He studies Torah, he becomes elevated. He is removed from the Creation. He becomes one soul with Torah and Hashem. When he comes out, he can't understand why anyone would be busy planting or doing anything besides Torah. So he goes back in for one year and comes out again and it's Erev Shabbos. He sees a Jew running with Hadassaim in honor of Shabbos. He gets it. He sees that the real function is to enjoy the physicality of the world and raise it up to Hashem. Each Jew finding his portion, his Shabbos in this world. His piece of land in Eretz Yisrael. Rebbi Shimon, the Kabbalists tell us is bechinas Shabbos. He is on one hand holy of holies. On the other hand he is the one who finds that spark in each Jew and urges us to shine it out. To create one big light. One big bonfire. To create our own holiday for Hashem in his honor. To unite all of us in one gigantic flame of song and praise, for our portion in this world, in this land. It's not Yerushalayim. It's Meron. It's our portion that is uniting with Hashem's in a blaze of glory.

 

This year we leave Meron and enter Shabbos. The light of Rebbi Shimon is shining in each of us. It is calling for us to come home. It is calling for us to find our place in the land. To be complete Jews that can only truly express and find themselves when they are home. It's a made-in-Israel, holiday that is the most recent addition. It's interesting after the Parsha mentions all of the holidays, it mentions the mitzva of the lighting of the ner tamid- the eternal flame. It's a mitzva, Rashi notes that's mentioned already, almost literally word for word. Yet it's brought down here again by the holidays mysteriously and repetitively. There are some that see that as a reference or hint to the holiday of Chanuka, but on a deeper level this eternal flame is really Rebbi Shimon's bonfire. The most recent addition. It's not a mitzva of eight days. It's a daily fire. It's Reb Shimon's flame. The next verse and mitzva is of the 12 loaves of bread. Do you know when they are changed. Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos- Ba'yom Ha'Shabbos. Each Shabbos. Rebbi Shimon is Shabbos. It's holy of holies. It's eaten by Aharon. Aharon is the unity of the Jewish people. We are the bread of Hashem. Fire and bread. Our flame and the loaves that we planted, we grew, we harvested and bring to Hashem. The heaven and earth unite. The covenant of Hashem and us that is eternal is fulfilled.

 

May the light of Rebbi Shimon continue to bring the healing to the world. May we merit to shine and find our place around his big bonfire. The 32 days before lag Ba'omer represent the lev, the heart in gematria. The next 17 remaining are Tov. Good. May that goodness and tov bring us to Mashiach by Shavuot.

 

Have a firey Shabbos and a Lag Samayach!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Dos land brent un di bobe tsvogt zikh.- The country's on fire and grandma is washing her hair.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

18. According to the New Testament, the tax collector climbed a sycamore tree located in the city of

______

Why did Herod build Sebastia?

A. Due to its location on the network of roads and its potential for

international trade

B. To better control the Samaritan areas in the Land of Israel

C. To develop agriculture in the central Samaria region

D. Because he considered himself the successor to the kings of Israel,

Omri and Ahab


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rebbi-shimon-bar-yochai    -   Lag BA'Omer isn't complet without my Bar Yochai compsotion. Thank you Dovid Lowy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjAq6tSlPuY  – loving this new Lag Ba'Omer song Yivatel great video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BBzHviRk7c  - The Cave--- Alex Clare… Don't know what to say…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P4RQzMZKNw  – I don't know why I just love the peacefulness of this Shabbos classic Kol Mekadesh by these Daati guys…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPrWNSz1alk – Was looking for this classic Rabbi Akiva V'Ahavta YBC song and fell on this spoof instead…. The song is good.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


589 BC -Broken Pots and Yokes Prophecies of Doom- The cards have been dealt. The prophecies have been given. The Talmud tells us that for years there was a bas kol that told Nevuchadnezzar to destroy the Temple, but that he hesitated to do. Finally in the ninth year of Tzidkiyahu's reign he headed over to Iran/Bavel to bring Nebuchadnezzar his tribute. There the Talmud tells us he shared a meal with him and saw Nebuchadnezzar fressing like a dog… in traditional barbaric Babylonian way. He had blood all over his face, and Tzidkiyahu was disgusted. It was then that he headed back to Jerusalem and made the decision to rebel against him.


At the same time that this was happening, there were other nations that were also beginning to rebel against Iran. Egypt raised it's head as did Tzur in Lebanon and even some place in Amon and Jordan. Perhaps it was this sense of the weakening of Tzidkiyahu and the inconceivable concept that Hashem would actually destroy this Temple and his nation that led to his rebellion. There were false prophets that assured him that all would be alright. His security cabinet assured him that the walls of Jerusalem were powerful enough to hold them back. According to the Midrash there were even strong men that could hurl the catapults back at the Babylonians. Yes, it seems we had Iron Domes back then as well. So with all of that being said, Tzidkiyahu rebels and Nevuchadnezzar is not a happy camper.


On the tenth of Tevet He sends his army to surround and siege Yerushalayim. The first of the four Temple destruction fast days starts annually on this day. According to the Halacha this fast would even be fasted in Shabbos if it fell out that way (which it doesn’t) Something that even Tisha B'Av doesn’t do, because in some way this is the most harsh of the fasts. The reason the commentaries explain is because, we ignored the signs. Daily life continued despite the siege. No body was killed. We thought we would win. We didn't get the destruction was coming. We didn't repent. We didn't listen to the prophet Yirmiyahu who advised against this. We fast to wake ourselves up, to  remember the mistakes of the past and to learn from them. The destruction has begun, and the Jewish people were still clueless. It will take three more years, but the writing on the wall started with this siege.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FIRE AND LAG BA’OMER JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Reb Shimon survived in a cave for 12 years on carobs and a spring… For most youth today the biggest problem would be that there's no wifi service.

 

Why did Reb Shimon only have carobs and spring water for 12 years in cave? Because he Uber Eats Door Dash guy didn't know how to find "under spiritual rock, near the Shechina…" (should've taken me as their tourguide)

 

Reb Shimon wrote the whole Zohar while in hiding…. Imagine if he would've had whatsapp and cell service…

 

!2 years in a cave and Reb Shimon didn't complain once, meantime we can't make it through a trip to visit his grave in his memory without a million complaints about the Israeli government and cursed Tziyonim…. What a tikkun for his neshoma..

 

When he came out of the cave the Talmud tells us he burned people up with eyes. My Rabbi does that every time I pull out my phone during Torah reading to check my E-mail…

 

Yankel, the new beggar in town comes to the Rabbi of the community to ask him for help.

"Everything I had and owned, Rabbi, was lost when my house burned down recently in a raging fire. I've nothing left but the clothes I’m wearing."

"Do you have a letter from your own rabbi attesting to this fire?" Rabbi Goldman asks.

"Yes, I did have such a letter, but unfortunately, that was also lost in the fire."

 

At the local Talmud Torah School they brought in a fireman to talk about safety before Lag Ba’Omer. He brought some visual aids with him including a smoke detector. The fireman pressed the button to demonstrate and asked the children if anyone knew what it meant when an alarm sounded from the smoke detector.

Little Moishie immediately raised his hand and said, "It means my Abba is cooking dinner."

 

Children to Pinocchio “Would you like to celebrate Lag Ba’Omer with us?

Pinocchio “But I don’t have any branches or wood?”

Children- :)))))

Pinocchio- :(((((((

 

And finally favorite of the week

So the Breslaver was standing by the grave of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai and he was pouring out his heart and was overheard saying "Rebbe Shimon, I need a salvation and I promise that if you help I will mention you and add you to my prayers on Rosh Hashana in Uman by Rebbe Nachman, and by Reb Shayaleh…

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  And… we're back to another hard question that I probably would've skipped. X-ianity is not my thing, although some bubbeh maysehs stuck with me. This one didn't, the reason is because the answer is Jericho and we never toured there with my course, as it's Area A and We can't go there. The second part I also got wrong. I guessed it was because he wanted to be like Ahav and Omri- although Ahav was really more in Jezreel. However the correct answer was B about consolidating Samarian support. So I got this one entirely wrong and thus the new score is Rabbi Schwartz 11 Ministry of Tourism 7 on this exam so far. Oy….

Thursday, May 8, 2025

A Titanic Victory- Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 8th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 26 10th of Iyar 5785

 

Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim


A Titanic Victory

 

I'm a hisbodedus kind of guy. I don't mean someone who goes out to the forest and screams "Tatteh!!", like some breslaver meditator. I'm more of the find a beautiful quiet serene place to be one with nature for a few hours. I know it's strange probably for those of you that know me and certainly that have toured with me to appreciate. After-all I am a very big people person, as well. I like to talk. I love to speak, to learn about people and from them and just hang out with the chevra; "the boys". One might even consider me the opposite of anti-social, maybe even extra-social if that's even a word, or gregarious and extraverted according to my quick ChatGPT search.But maybe and perhaps even because of all of that social interaction, I'm someone, as well, who really really appreciates and even needs quiet peaceful alone me and Hashem time.

 

Just sitting on my porch early in the morning before sunrise sipping my coffee, better yet, lying on the beach at night and gazing up at the stars, or sunset or rise at the ocean. The best of course was when I did that Africa trip and was out in the jungle in the early morning watching and listening to the world and animals wake up. It's heavenly. It's serene. It's me finding and connecting with my truest self, my essence. There's nothing like it and I could really just sit there for a good hour or two relishing in it.

 

Last week, for the first time I had that experience in an entirely new environment. One that took it to a whole new level. As those who read my E-Mail last week or follow my statuses know, I was out on a yacht for five days with my son Tully sailing and doing some Greek Island hopping. I will assume that many of you have never seen the Titanic movie, or at least won't admit it. But you know that famous scene on the deck.

 

Jack: "Take my hand. Step up on bow…Now, close your eyes and stretch out your hands. Now open them…"

Rose: "I'm flying…I'm flying…Jack… I'm flying…"

 

Near… Far…Whereverrr youuuu arrrr. Dadda dim daa daa dumm dumm.. heart will go on…. Plays in the backround… You're humming it right now… I know you are…

 

Yeah, it's that scene when she opens up her eyes and you literally feel like a bird as you're not on solid ground, but on a ship, on water, and the world is floating past you… Especially at sunset that feeling is mamash like you are just a neshoma, an angel floating, as the world floats below. It's unreal. It's cool. And to be honest its an essential part of being Jewish; of being human.

 

Now the truth is Jews far holier and spiritual than me have that experience, and we all are supposed to ideally, every time that we daven. Three times a day for men and usually at least once for women. Unless, of course, you’re a seminary girl who is really nervous about the shidduch crisis and about them making any more takanos that you now can't date until the Sukkos after the Shavuos after you come back. Then you have to daven three times a day and shukel very hard and throw in some tehillim at Amuka for good measure as well. But really, each time we close our eyes and take those three steps forward in the Shemona Esrei zone, we're meant to feel like Rose, getting up there on the front of that ship and closing and opening her eyes and floating with Hashem. For me, to be honest though, most of my Shemona Esrei's, half of the time I'm trying to work to prevent thoughts of my upcoming tours, schedule, E-Mail I have to write or drasha that I have to give from jumping into my brain. But not on the yam…, not at the sea, on the ocean. Not with the serenity of the waves coming to shore on the beach, or the quiet beauty of the mountains of the Galile under the stars at night. There, I'm in the zone. There's nothing else there. I'm finally in touch with myself. I feel at one with the world and Hashem.

 

It's these thoughts and memories and self-reflection that sit with me as I reviewed the double parshiyot this week of Acharey Mos and Kedoshim. The parshiyot, which start with the aftermath of the death of the children of Aharon when they entered into the Kodesh with ketores and a "foreign fire" on the day of the inauguration of the Mishkan. It jumps from there to the service of the High Priest on Yom Kippur and the two goats, of which one was strangely and fantastically chucked off the side of a mountain, as the Azazael. From there it jumps to the prohibition to eat blood, the prohibition of slaughtering sacrificial animals outside of the Mishkan or Temple, or even thinking about doing it, or while being impure. The end of Acharey Mos (and much of Kedoshim as well) is the illicit and forbidden incestual relationships and idolatrous practices that the land of Canaan and Egypt are full of and that we need to know if we engage in over there the land will "vomit" us up. We then have a whole host of all of the mitzvos of what it means to be a Jew. How to become holy. 

 

The word "vomit" is really the word that spoke the most to me. A week of being sea-sick on the ocean can do that to you. It's also how all these seemingly unrelated stories, narratives and laws seemed to find a common theme. Let me explain. Recently on the ship after one of my quiet morning meditations, I had an interesting discussion with someone (back on the land) who was pouring out his heart to me about a certain struggle that they were having. They find themselves constantly caving in and "falling off the wagon" in a particular spiritual struggle. They're at a loss. They feel helpless. They feel like a loser. They wanted tips from me, the expert, of course on all spiritual solutions, to help them with their problem.

 

What I shared with him was a concept and principle that I believe came from 20 years of yeshiva Mussar shmoozim. Mostly utilizing the experience and lessons all of the ones that never worked on me, and thus leaving me with the one or two really powerful ones that sunk in, resonated and have always been my guiding light. What I told him was that the yetzer harah, the satan, the samech- mem, the evil inclination, whatever you want to call him really doesn't care if you sin or not. Whether or not he gets you to do aveira he's setting you up for. His game isn't about getting you to see something not tznius, not about getting you to speak lashon hara, not having you lose your temper, shoplift, battel during seder, talk during davening, surf something on the internet, have a smart phone, or vote for the wrong Torah party, or the WZO. That’s small stuff. He's not interested in that at all, and really doesn't care if he gets you or not. Truth is, and this might sound even a bit heretical here… but bear with me… I don't think Hashem does either…Although He certainly would be happy if you didn't…possibly.

 

The main game, the big picture, what it's really all about, is not the sin itself, but what that sin does to you. It's not the cigarette. It's the cancer. It's how it makes you view yourself. How it is metamei- makes you closed, makes you sealed, makes you impure. How it disconnects us from Hashem. From ourselves.

 

The satan's real interest is in making you into a person that identifies themselves as a sinner. I'm a muschis, I'm a gambler, I'm an alcoholic, A pervert. I'm a davening schmoozer, I'm someone that can't learn, that will never be great, that really isn't holy, that isn't connected to Hashem. I'm a terrible father, mother, spouse, child. In fact, Hashem, who knows all of my thoughts and actions, pretty much hates me. He doesn't want anything to really do with me. I'm beyond hope. I'm leading two different lives. I hope that I have enough good things, I do so that I won't burn a lot in gehennom when I die. But I can't even regret those things that I did. That's how bad I am. I certainly don't see myself not ever doing those things anymore. It's just who I am. It's what I am. I'm a done deal. That, my friends, is the big game. That's what life and we are all about.

 

The Talmud and commentaries discuss the sin of Nadav and Avihu. Some say they were drunk, others that they weren't married, others that they looked at envy at Moshe and Aharon and asked when they would finally become like them, and then of course it's the eish zarah- the unauthorized strange fire they brought in. The common denominator in all of these is that they were not themselves. They weren't one with themselves. The felt incomplete. The true deep holy fire within them didn't come out. It was tainted. You drink to escape. You blame yourself and feel incomplete without being married. You're looking at others greater than you and feel lesser. You can't come into the Mikdash that way. You can't approach Hashem if you don't feel that you can be completed.

 

The Mikdash is a place where you are entirely connected with yourself and Hashem. You can't be tamei there. Your mind can't be anywhere else. You have to feel entirely one with Hashem and feel His love for you. If you sacrifice while outside, then you feel you can't come in and are not holy enough, then the yetzer hara has won. You have inherently cut yourself off. If even when you're inside, you're still looking and thinking that you're out, then again he has won. When we remove the blood from the animals we eat, we're saying that we're not animals. We're a holy nation whose job is to uplift creation with our eating. It's not the food that I hunted, or slaughtered and can just fress. It's the steak that Hashem has sent me. I leave the blood behind and elevate the flesh and thus myself. I don't have animal blood or ingest any. For my dam- my blood is my nefesh. It's my soul. It's holy. It's from Hashem. My neshoma is being nurtured as well as my body when I recognize that my blood is a much higher creation then the instinctual animals that I uplift when I eat them.

 

All of the forbidden relationships take that concept even up a notch. Animals don't have prohibitions from "marrying" their relatives. The reason is because they are not a neshoma. They are a species. Each human being though has a holy special soul. They have a father, a mother, a family and an extended family. There are relationships that are meaningful, respectful and familial and those are separate from kedusha, holiness, matrimony and procreation. Eretz Yisrael is a land where each person has a portion, a role, an identity where his neshoma will take root and shine out the light from Hashem from there to the world. In order to do that, one has to be connected with who and what they are. How special the holiness of their neshoma is and purpose is. When they're not doing that, the land will spit them up. We become food-poisoned rotten meat in the sensitive earth of our holy land that just wants us to flourish there.

 

Do you know why you get so sick at sea? Because you don't have solid ground beneath you. You're floating and you're in a place where your body is not used to being. The things that you assumed you were standing on, and who and what you presumed your existence to be, are no longer there, and thus your lunch comes up. That's what happens in Israel when we land there and think we're Egyptians, Canaanites, Palestinians, Swedish, or a nation like any other that's just democratic and multi-cultural with bagels and lox, shwarma, falafel and yom ha'atzamaut. It will spit us up, just as it spit all of the other nations that didn't belong here. Because we're giving our children to Molech. We're sacrificing them on altar of the world's false gods, rather than revealing our own neshoma and holiness.

 

Do you know how you win the yetzer hara in this spiritual battle he wages against us daily? How you win the war against Hamas. How you don't fall into the sin of Nadav and Avihu. How you become the person that Hashem wants us to be. It's very simple. Go on a boat, stand on the deck close and open your eyes and feel the oneness of Hashem within you. And float. Fly….

 

In the times of the Bais Hamikdash, our parsha tells us right after the sons of Aharon die, we learn the antidote to their sin. We become the Kohen Gadol. He takes all of those sins, our sins, and he sends them away. They're not me. I'm holy. Hashem loves me. I am going in the Holy of Holies. I'm pure. I've washed away all the evil and sins. The things I've watched that I shouldn't of (probably like Titanic movies), the lashon hara I spoke, the time I wasted, the negative way I've treated others, my family, my friends, the opportunities I missed, the mistakes I've made. None of that's really me. I can chuck it all off a cliff. I can go with the Kohen Gadol in the Holy of Holies. And in fact we do, because we are one with him. He represents us all. And we can be alone with Hashem. That's the one day that every Jew reveals his holiness. You don't even have to teshuva according to an opinion in the Talmud. It just happens. Because you're standing on the deck of the Titanic and you're home. You're with Hashem. The light is shining. And you've returned. Just as we will when Mashiach comes.

 

When someone has this attitude, then the yetzer hara can never win them. Sure he can make me sin thousand times, but do you know what I tell him each time? That's not me. Yeah, I slipped, but I'm still holy. I'm still loved by Hashem. I'm still an amazing Jew. I'm a great Rabbi, father mother, brother, sister, soldier, davener and learner. "You can't touch this"- spark of kedusha within me. Because even in our tumah, Hashem tells us in this week's parsha, He's still there with us. We can still pick up. We can turn back the page. Acharey Mos- even after we die, we fail and we fall. Kedoshim. We are still holy. Because Ani Hashem. We have a father,we have a mother and we have that Third Partner who as well will never abandon us or never stop loving us and never stop thinking that we are the greatest and most special unique gift that He has.

 

If we had that appreciation for what Eretz Yisrael is meant to be for us. For what we are supposed to be doing here, then the land would stop spitting us up. It would vomit them instead. It would get rid of the garbage and we would flourish. The shechina would shine. That's what it's trying to get us to do. Hashem been shaking us off of our false "solid" assumptions and contzeptiot earth that we thought we were standing firmly on and taking us out to the deck and opening our eyes as we float in the sea of a new reality. A reality where remarkably and inspirationally so many are finding their way, their god, their neshomas. Hashem is doing that to us here in Israel, and He's been shaking that tree for all of those in exile in the diaspora more and more as well. He's chucking the Azazels off the cliff. He's calling us into the Holy of Holies with Him. To stand up on the deck, stretch out our arms and open our eyes for the first time and discover who we really are and reveal that to ourselves.

 

We're past the halfway point on our count from Egypt to Sinai in the Omer. We're getting closer and closer to the mountain. Each day is another step to revealing the inner me. Each day brings us closer to that moment when we reexperience Hashem talking to each of us individually. To a time when our two ears heard His voice. To when we saw the sounds and heard the lights. When our neshomos left our body, and we knew that is really what our essence is. May the count this year, bring that shechina once again back to His nation. To a day when my heart will go on and on and on…

 

Have a transcendent Shabbos!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Shtil vasser grobt tif.” - Still waters run deep.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

17. The Jerusalem Talmud was sealed in the city of ______


What are the Seven Laws of Noah?

A. Noah's commandment to his sons after they had survived the flood

B. A core set of commandments to which all humanity is committed, according to Judaism

C. Seven Commandments, also called "Commandments for which it is better to die than disobey" due to their severity

 D. Commandments adopted by Christianity out of Judaism’s 613 commandments


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/JG12V8lPE9k  -  Rabbi Schwartz and Tully Karmielim Greek Island Cruise!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHvjfUu568  – Shuki Solomon Shir Ha'Nitzachon and Pini Einhorn Acapella


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppn3KukVhfg   - Acapella 2025 Playlist!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM3-kbhrP7M   – Heartwrenching Min Hameitzar for fallen soldiers from Yeshiva Yerucham by their class mates… Apropriate for Sefira when we remember fallen students of Rabbi Akiva


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


594 BC -Broken Pots and Yokes Prophecies of Doom- It's been a few weeks but we're back here… We left off with the King Yehoyachin being exiled to Bavel by Nebuchadnezzar. Tzidkiyahu, his brother, the last king of Israel was put in his place and made to swear on a Sefer Torah to be loyal to Bavel, and being a righteous, although perhaps naïve King he assumed that somehow there is a chance that the prophesized destruction would be avoided in his merit. Yet that wasn't the way it played out.


The prophet who had been foretelling of this destruction for all of these years is none other than Yirmiyahu. Already for 11 years during the kingship of Yehoyachin he had foretold of the destruction and wrath of Hashem that would come down upon the nation if they didn't repent. Yehoyachin actually made Yirmiyahu walk around with 5 wooden yokes like an ox bears upon plowing with straps around his body. The point was to save it for the 5th of year of Tzidikiyahu and then send those yokes to the nations conquered by him, of Edom, Moav, Ammon, Tzur and Tzidon. In modern day times and terms, its basically Bavel being Iran, while Jordan and Syria and Lebanon and our enemies in the South all become part of the Axis of Evil of Iran. Yet Hashem is setting this thing up. He tells them that they should all fall under Bavel's rule and they will be saved. He tells the same thing to the Jewish people. Yet, they don't listen. They listen to the oppozitzia instead.


See at that time there were false prophets as well. Chanania Ben Azor was one of them. He said that Hashem is breaking the yoke of Bavel. We will be free. And not only that He will return the exiled king Yehoyachin to Israel. He then breaks the wooden yoke as a demonstration of this prophecy. Yet, Yirmiyahu counters and places a iron yoke instead upon his shoulder. Our fate is sealed. The nations will join Bavel. The game is over.


He then as well takes is commanded by Hashem to take pottery to the Gei Hinnom valley right outside of the Old city Walls today between the Tayelet and Mt. Olives. There Bnai Yisrael worshipped the Baal. There they sacrificed their children to Molech. Which the Torah warns us about in this week's parsha. There Yirmiyahu breaks the pottery before the people and tells us that our fate will be horrible. Mothers will eat their children. Jewish blood will flow. The Temple will be destroyed. But the people don't want to hear it. Pashchur the Kohen takes Yirmiyahu and throws him in a jail. See, that's always been the way of getting rid of the opposition who tells you the truth you don't want to hear. Call in the corrupt court, fabricate charges, and throw him in jail… Somethings never change…


We're at the end game here…let's see how it plays out… and maybe learn from it..


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE MEDITATION JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!

I recently took up meditation….. It beats sitting around doing nothing.

 

A humble monk sits at the peak of a hill that overlooks where the grassy Earth meets a river, and the river flows with the breeze, and the breeze explores a mountain range, and the mountains neighbor the sky, and the sky conceals the entire universe, hiding the unknown in plain sight. Softly, the monk exhales "Ooooomm".

 He repeats this until a noise, very quietly, breaks his chant. "moo."

The monk stops for a moment, and without changing his position, dismisses it. "Ooooooommm." He begins again.

Slightly longer this time, he's interrupted again, "moooo."

The monk turns to find a cow looking up at him from the bottom of the hill. "Kind cow," the monk says, "please do not interrupt my meditation."

The cow stares blankly back at the monk. The monk sighs and continues.

"Oooooommmm-"

Even louder, "Mmmooooooooo."

"Dear cow, I must reach enlightenment. Please, refrain from making your cow noises or find another hill."

The monk continues again, "Oooooooommmm-"

"MMMmmoooooooooooO!" The cow exclaims.

The monk stands up angrily, "Cow! Why must you interrupt my chanting?"

The cow replies, "Because you're saying it backwards!"

 

Tired of the modern world, a businessman visited a monastery to seek a simpler life

Entering the monastery, he saw monks in simple robes practicing their meditations and tending to the grounds.

"Ahh," he thought, "here is a life free from distraction!"

But walking into the study halls, he discovered monks staring into laptops. In the wings, he saw monks typing on iPads. Shaken by this intrusion of the outside world into monastic life, he sought out the abbot. The abbot looked up from his phone, greeted the man and asked if he had a question.

"Abbot, I came here expecting a place free from distraction, and yet I see distraction all around. Tell me, is it now acceptable for monks to spend their time answering emails?"

"Of course," said the abbot, "provided there are no attachments."

 

Interesting fact about Mahatma Gandhi. If you've ever seen the film about Gandhi, you know that he was famous for walking everywhere. But what they don't show in the film is that he was able to do this because he'd built up enormous callouses on his feet. And even though his body was very frail, his Hindu faith and devotion to meditation kept him strong. Another thing they don't show in the film is that Gandhi had very bad breath, and no matter what he did, he was unable to find a cure.

In short, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

 

Lee decides that he wants to find his place in the intricacy of the universe, and leaves his family to become a Buddhist monk.He treks for days into the mountains, before finding a monastery, hundreds of miles from civilization. He enters the monastery, and bowing before the lama, requests to become a monk. The lama accepts, but on one condition; he must only speak two words every five years. Still determined as ever, Lee accepts, and begins his career as a Buddhist monk.

That night, Lee is shown to his bed, nothing more than a wooden plank built into the wall. It takes hours for him to get to sleep, and he wakes up in the morning feeling sore all over, and in no fit state to meditate. He hopes that he will get used to it, but over the next weeks, he still wakes up feeling sore every morning. Lee endures this pain for five years, before he bows before the lama, and says

"More blankets"

The lama nods, and that night, Lee returns to see a mattress and duvet on his bunk, and sleeps soundly from then on. With the problem of bedding out of the way, Lee realizes that he never has a proper meal, and always feels hungry, which is constantly on his mind during meditation. Again, he endures hunger for five long years, before he bows before the lama and says

"More food"

The lama accepts, and Lee has regular filling meals from then on. With all of his needs satisfied, Lee begins to feel like he is not really cut out to be a monk. He misses his family and friends more than anything, and longs to live an ordinary life again. But not wanting to dishonour his agreement, he waits five more years, before he bows before the lama, and says

"I quit"

The lama frowns for a second, the says

"Good. You've done nothing but complain since you got here"

 

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.

So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.

"The word is celebrate!" says the old monk.

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The answer to this week”s question is B-  As opposed to last week, this week's question was an easy one. There's even a great Artscroll video, a great tour guide in Israel did on the subject for the Siyum of the making of the Talmud Yerushalmi check it out right here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DPoHlvPvEc&t=284s . The writing of this first Talmud was of course in the city of Tiverya- not Jerusalem for which it was named in order to remember Yerushalayim after the destruction. The 7 Noachide laws question you don't have to be a tour guide to know. You all got that right as well and thus the new score is Rabbi Schwartz 11 Ministry of Tourism 6 on this exam so far. Oy….