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Friday, January 19, 2024

Bring Him Home- Parshat Bo 2024- 5784

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

 January 19th 2024 -Volume 13 Issue 14 9th of Shevat 5784

Parshat Bo

Bring Him Home

 “Elka, can you get off the couch and come back to the Shabbos table now!”

“Tully, I’m talking to you too…”

“I know my E-Mail is long. I know that all of the books and sefarim that we read by the Shabbos table meal can be annoying and the couch is so much more comfortable. But I want everyone sitting here at the table. I don’t want you dozing off. I want you sitting next to me. No, we can’t just finish up the meal and read and learn afterwards. Daddy, needs time in between courses for there to be room in his tiny belly for the next few bites of chicken and kugel, that I’ll hopefully be able to eat- and keep down. So get back to the table and sit here next to me and listen.”

 Welcome to the weekly conversation by the Schwartz Shabbos table. I know and understand my children. The couch is so much more comfortable. They’re tired. So am I. Yet, it’s one of those pet peeves in my life- that they still haven’t gotten straight and that still is a weekly argument, that I inherited from my parents. The rule in my house growing up was that you don’t get up from the table until the meal is over. It’s rude. It’s like making a statement that the conversation going on is not important to me and you just want it to be over already and therefore if you got up from the table the rule was you couldn’t come back. No dessert for you, now depending on the week and what was for dessert was a decision that we had to make if it was worth it or not. I didn’t like that rule then, and now Hashem has fulfilled my mother’s curse to me that now I’m having the same conversations and arguments with them that she had with me. What goes around comes around.

 Yet to be honest, it’s something that I appreciate more and more these days more than ever. These days with most of my “Chizuk missions” that I’m running leaving from Yerushalayim in the morning I’ve found myself the last few weeks leaving my home Motzai Shabbos and coming home Thursday and even Friday. I don’t see my children, my wife, my bed and I really feel the need to bond over the weekend. I miss my bed and want to spend time catching up with it. Oh and with my kids and wife too… So the Shabbos table which has always been the bonding place for the family is even more important to me. And thus I don’t want anyone to walk away from it, or leave me. I want us all together for the limited few hours of Shabbos peace that we are fortunate to have.

 Last week though after a long endless few week of these missions which are just draining on all levels. Putting together various families, constantly recalculating where I’m going and who we’ll be meeting with and giving chizuk to, traveling back and forth and of course going from tears, horror, consoling and singing and dancing with soldiers and davening for everyone we meet is an emotional roller coaster. I needed a break. I wanted to get away. I was not up to coming home and giving three drashos over Shabbos and leading services in my Shul. I just wanted some sun and quiet for the weekend. Yet at the same time I didn’t feel like I could disconnect from everything that is going on. There’s too much going on. Too many families hurting. It’s an eis tazara for Klal Yisrael. Our boys are out there serving in Gaza, the hostages are still not home, and there are so many broken families all over. I couldn’t go on vacation and turn it off. So we decided to go for Shabbos to Ein Bokek to the hotels where many of the refugees are staying. At least we could be with them and give them chizuk and connect to what they were going through while we were getting some sun.

 The truth is it’s nice over there. If I had to be thrown out of my house than there are worse places to be then in a five-star hotel by the beach with a spa and delicious hotel meals and concerts and entertainment all the time. There was this funny clip from the comedian Adir Miller going around of this guy Yossi, evacuated from Ashkelon sitting in a Jacuzzi in the hotel being interviewed about his terrible situation. He told the reporter that he refuses to go home until the last Hamas terrorist is killed. He will remain there sipping his drink until the war is over. When the reporter came back to him and informed him that it was over Yossi asked him and what about Hezbollah? When he was told that Hezbollah and the northern front which was far away from his house in Ashkelon was as well all taken care of, Yossi took a long sip on his cocktail and  thought and said

 “And what’s with Houtim?!”

 Yeah… It’s really not that bad over there. And so we walked around and talked to the refugees who many have obviously undergone severe trauma and are dealing with unreal PTSD in many if not all cases and have been sitting in these hotels for 104 days already. I asked them what it was like. Was it really so bad being where they are. To be honest, I used up a lot of points staying in the hotel that Shabbos. The response they gave me was just 7 words. It was 7 words that hit my like a brick and I believe that it is the essence of everything that has been going and that Hashem wants for us to be focused on. They told me

 “We just want to go home already”

 They miss their homes. Shabbos is not fun in a hotel for more than a week. They want family dinners. They want home-cooked food. They want to bond. They want their own beds. They want to feel together. They want their own four walls. They need to feel like a person again rather than a guest- despite how nice and comfortable their temporary accommodations might be.

 Those words have been ringing in my head since Shabbos and I hear them a lot even louder from so many other places. I regularly visit Hostage square and meet with families whose children, whose brothers and sisters, whose parents and even grandparents are being held by these subhuman animals in Gaza. There are signs everywhere you go. On your shampoo bottles and milk cartons and the shops and street signs everywhere. Bring them Home Now. We want them home. Tachzor ha’bayta Achshav! During protests once when I was sitting there was someone with a big sign that said

 “B’chol mechir tachzireim Ha’bayta- at any price bring them back.

 It wasn’t a family member that was holding the sign and the person holding it seemed like a secular left-wing hopefully former Peace Now person, so I felt comfortable walking over and engaging them in a conversation. I asked him what he meant by “at any price”. Because personally I also agreed with the concept, and I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page. We weren’t.

  See, my “any price” was that we every day blow up another village from the sky-without endangering anymore of our boys in green. That we slaughter men women and children madly until they return our boys or at least be inspired that the civilian houses that they are being held in feel inspired to return them to us. That we literally do not give one drop of water, food, and certainly not gas or electric to anyone over the Gaza line and lay siege until they die and hand them over to us. And finally, if that’s not working, we take out thousands of Hamas prisoners we have in jails here and hang them from the security fence daily and chop them up into little pieces until our hostages are returned. Any price means any price to me. It seems though we were talking different currency. His any price was just handing a bunch of terrorists back to them so they can come back and kill us again.

 Oh well, the contzeptzia still hasn’t been broken for some. Not everyone has come to the recognition that Hashem has been bringing us to the point where we have the level of hatred and vengeance, he wanted us to have here when we first came into the land and were told to wipe out the 7 nations and Amalek. All of them. Otherwise we will always suffer from them and they will be thorns in our eyes. I don’t like thorns in my eyes. I just want them home. And those that haven’t gotten that yet really need to join me on a tour of the Kibbutzim in the South to appreciate as they tell me- that there are no innocent civilians over there. They are all evil. They all need to be wiped out. Because the unspeakable atrocities need to be avenged.

 But it’s not just the hostages and refugees that need to come home. There are over 350,000 men women, boys, girls, fathers, brothers that are out fighting now. They’re living in tents, their sleeping on the wet ground, they’re under fire in Gaza, on the Lebanon border, on Mt. Chermon and Har Dov. They’re in tanks, in helicopters, they’re medics, they’re engineers, they’re warriors. And they haven’t been home for along time. And they miss their Shabbos tables. They miss their spouses. Their wives and children the other heroes of this war are struggling without them. It’s insane. Nobody is home. Everyone is in exile. Farmers don’t have their fields and crops, major cities, stores and shops and malls are closed. Tzfat art gallery street is a ghost town. It’s unreal. We need to go home is the cry. It’s the name of the war.

 And then it struck me. It hit me like a ton of bricks. There’s someone else that hasn’t been home either. Yet it’s not just for 1 day, or 104 days and not even for a year or ten years. It is the shechina. It is Hashem. It’s been over 2000 years that Hashem is not in His Home. That it lies in ruins with a golden pimple on top desecrating it. That may have been set up in many five-star hotels in Lakewood, Boro Park, or even before that in Poland, Lita, or Spain or Russia or Babylonia. Really nice hotels there that the Shechina was in. Beautiful Shuls with minyanim all the time and Beit Midrashs with Torah like it’s never been heard. But it’s a hotel. And the Shechina, Hashem just wants His own House, His own Shabbos table with His children.

 Well this week’s Torah portion the one that begins the story of our actual redemption (then and hopefully now as well). Also tells us about an interesting mitzva that was necessary for us to leave Egypt. To get out of the darkness. To move into the light. To come back to our land. It is the last moment of our exile, and we have one major command that Hashem says an eternal one. One that we should remember for all ages. One that is the secret of our final redemption. The mitzva is to sit together at the table in one house. It is to remember annually that all of this is about having a home. A bayis where we are all one.

 That last night when Hashem is wiping out the first-borns of all Egypt Hashem tells us that it is time for us to go into our houses. The word ‘bayis’-home is repeated again and again. We should place blood on our houses and doorposts. Reb Zalman Sorotzkin writes that blood will be the sign on our houses that Hashem will see as He goes out and slaughters the animals that terrorized us and slaughtered our babies and children. He will see that blood and remember the children taken from their houses, from their bedrooms and drowned and slaughtered and murdered and burned and raped. That blood that united us and made us realize that we are all one family. That we are one and He is one. The blood of the sheep that is their avoda zara- the idolatrous godless nation that we slaughtered and bravely took and posted on our bedposts, because we knew that without Hashem, we have no home. He has no place for His Shechina. That blood is there to remind us of what sadly our home has been built on. The sacrifice and martyrs who fell on Kiddush Hashem. Because they were Jews. Because the nations didn’t want Him to have a Home as well.

 It’s interesting that the word ‘Bayis’ consists of three letters that represents this idea. Beis- the first letter is the second of the aleph bet- it is the first letter of the Torah. It is the beginning that starts and connects to the Aleph the first letter that is Hashem. It’s where we start our work in the creation of this world for the aleph- what the kabbalists call the Alufo Shel Olam- Hashem the First can have a home to reside. The final letter of the word bayis is taf- it’s the last letter of the aleph beis. It’s the end. Our homes are from the beginning to the end. It’s what it’s all about. And in the middle is that one letter yud. It is the pinteleh yid. It’s the name of Hashem. It’s the Shechina. It’s our Shabbos table. It’s Hashem residing and sitting at the table with His children. Smack in the middle of our home. The yud in the middle of the bayis.

 But it’s not just the bayis - the home either and it’s not just Egypt. The parsha continues and tells us that when we come into the land there will be children that will ask what this is all about? What is it all this service for you, the wicked child will ask? Who needs it? Why do we need to sit at one table just us. Why can’t we bring the goy to the table and to eat our Pesach offering with us. Why can’t we just live with the rest of the world? Why not intermarry. Share our seder. Share our blood and unite it with their black South African apartheid, with their spilled blood in their wars in their Somalian, Armenian or Ukranian genocides. Why do we need our own home. What’s wrong with living in their countries. Some of them are still somewhat nice to us. We invested a lot in our hotels/ Batei Midrash and beautiful synagogues, schools, JCC. ’s and chesed organizations. We have shiurim everyday and Daf Yomi. Yes, there are wicked children that ask these kind of questions… Ouch!

 Hashem answers that we should tell them, that we’re not home. That He is not home there. That there will be blood there. That they will kill us. That He will save us when we all gather into the one Home that He needs to be as well. That we create a united home for all of us. A home where the shechina that yud will reside in the center.

 Rav Sorotzkin continues and tells us that this mitzva of eating annually the Korban Pesach has an incredible halacha to it. We can’t leave the Shabbos Pesach Seder table when we’re eating it. There’s a prohibition of carrying it outside of the house. Even with an eiruv. You can’t even leave the room and it eat in another room. Everyone each year must sit together for this meal. It’s a big meal. We have to finish it all together. You’re going to need guests to accomplish that task. You need to have people over for your Pesach Seder each year, otherwise you have leftovers and that’s a prohibition. You can’t carry your little plate and walk away. We need to sit together and understand that is a holiday about having a home. That our job in this world is to bring the Shechina home. That can only happen when we are all one. When we are a family. When we are all at the table with perhaps the people we never might have felt that we should sit with together. That we may not have thought were kosher or holy enough to be participate. With people that they may have thought were too frum for them. That didn’t care about them. That they thought we were perhaps only parasites trying to milk them.

 None of us got it. Because we weren’t home. Because we wandered, we assimilated, we forgot in how much pain the shechina has been in being in captivity and exile. We had homes for 2000 years without that yud. Without Him. We would perhaps come back to Israel and visit the ruins and rubble of His destroyed house to pick up whatever scraps remained there. To see the nice museum an Kotel that they made out of His once beautiful palace. Just as they talk about turning Beeri or Kfar Azza into Israel Holocaust museums. Guess what? They don’t want that… They want their homes back. And guess what? So does Hashem…

 So here we are. We’re reading the parsha of Geula. Our weekly Torah lesson that Hashem spoke to us on a mountain 3000 years ago is more real than ever. The month of Shevat and this week’s Tu B’Shvat is when the sap begins to rise up the tree. The flourishing of our redemption has begun and it’s almost complete. The day of returning home awaits for all of us. For our hostages, for our refugees, for our soldiers, for all of our diaspora Jews and for Hashem. So it’s time to get off the couch and come to the table. The main course is about to begin and my E-Mail is finally over.

  Have a warm family Shabbos.

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Besser bay zikh krupnik, eyder bay yenem gebrotns.." Better barley soup at home than a roast at someone else’s home.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

23.The religion of the people from the Rajar (Ghajar) village is ___________.

In which of the following places are there remains of a Temple from the Iron age?

A. Muhraka

B. Banias

C. Tel Arad

D. Ein Gedi

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMdvVnOuIgk – Yonatan Razel Eis Milchama

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJp0MeIzKi4    – Eretz Nehederet Women Heroes- wives of reservists- the true heroes funny!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIzTFQzbSQo -  Hillarious Binyomin Miller Incomplet of Skinny Pinny fame

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p3rtnQ_7y4 – AM Yisrael Chai Ayal Golan my song of the week that can’t stop singing with English lyrics

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYnZRH6Q6QY      – my friend Jeremy Gimpel Acheinu for the Bibers birthday

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PARSHA PRAYER INSPIRATION OF THE WEEK

 Dog Eat Dog World– Short story on prayer with an amazing insight from Rebbi Meir Permishlan for you. This person once came to Reb Meir and complained and cried. He worked and worked and worked and slaved and labored to eke out a living and nothing helped. He was still under the water, whatever he tried wasn’t helping. He was sinking quick and he didn’t know what to do. Reb Meir turned to him and held his hand gently and quoted him a pasuk in this week’s Torah portion that described the moment that the Jewish people had their redemption when all of the Egyptians were getting killed.

 The Torah tells us that there were no dogs that barked that night.

 U’Lchol bnai Yisrael Lo yechratz Kelev Lishono- that for all of the Jewish people a dog did not wag it’s tongue.

 Reb Meir then read the verse homiletically.

U’lChol Bnai Yisrael- and for all the children of Israel… A lesson for all time is

Lo Yechratz- don’t wag yourself, don’t make yourself meshuga running around trying to scramble exerting extra effort to “make it”. Rather

Kelev Lshono- your heart (leiv) should be the same as your tongue.

  You just need to be sincere in your prayers. You just need to know that when you ask Hashem to help you, to heal you, to provide for you, to redeem you. That you really believe it in your heart as well. That you understand that He is the only address that can help you and give you what you need. If your Leiv is like your lashon- if your heart and soul are in synch and you are not just offering lip-service in your prayers then you have nothing to worry about. Hashem is our Father waiting to answer our prayers. We just need to make sure that they come from our heart.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

The beginning of the Exile- Civil war had taken over the first Temple period with King after King rising up and killing the previous one. In the North kingdom of Israel Shalum be Yavesh rises up and kills Zecharia the son of Yeravam the 2nd. Shalum himself reigns for one month until Menachem be Gadi kills him and he assaulted and attacked the Aramian/ Syrian city of Tiftza and committed atrocities against their women. He ruled for 10 years and led an idolatrous kingdom when Hashem sent the king of Asyria led by Pul against him. Menachem seemingly as they say here in Israel didn’t understand the language that needed to be spoken and tried by them off with a thousand talents of silver and paid off each soldier 50 shekels. And it helped somewhat but not for good and not for long… Because it was at this point that the Exile first started.

 Our sages tell us that it was at this time that the two and half tribes on the other side of the Jordan River were first captured and exiled. Ashur/ Assyria led by Pul conquers them and the Golan Heights, the Eastern banks of the Jordan River all fell to Assyria. The exiles were sent into Galus never to be heard from again as the first of the ten tribes to disappear. The East Bank since then which today is in Jordan is still no longer in our hands and hasn’t been entirely in our hands since then. The reason they were the first to fall, our sages tell us is because they were the least connected to Eretz Yisrael. They chose to stay there and asked Moshe to as well have their homesteads there. This is despite the fact that they were the first to fight and conquer the land at the heads of our troops.

 The reign of Menachem was handed down to his son Pekachiah Ben Menachem. He as well continued in his fathers ways and he himself was ultimately killed after two years by another Pekachia. This one was his own captain the son of Remalia, he was joined by the children of those that had been exiled from Gilead on the other side of the Jordan who felt they were abandoned by their King. The civil war is getting fiercer and fiercer. The situation is getting gloomier and gloomier. The decline of the 1st Temple era has officially begun and next week we’ll see that it gets even worse.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY COMING HOMEJOKES OF THE WEEK

Berel is a  mathematician at Yale university. He comes home from a symposium to be met at the door by his furious wife.

"What's the big idea, coming home at three in the morning in this state?" she yells.

"Dear," Berel calmly responds, "what time did I say I would be home?"

"Quarter of twelve, that's what you said!" screams the wife.

"...Well?" demands the mathematician.

 

I'm coming home late tonight...

Mom: Why?

Dad: I have a toothache, I'm going to the dentist.

Mom: Okay. What time is the appointment?

Dad: Tooth hurty.

Mom: ... Wow. I feel so bad…

 

A baby mosquito is coming home from his first flying lesson

Son, you did good?

Terrific! Everyone clapped

Why didn't the astronaut ever come home to his wife? Because he needed his space!

 

Sherlock Holmes comes home with a box of lemons...

Watson asks where he got them.

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

 

A plumber comes home very upset and yells out to his wife- "honey, you would not believe the bidet I've had."

A Sarah, Yankel’s wife doesn’t come home one night. The next morning, the she tells her husband that she had slept over at a friends house. Yankel being the suspicious type then contacted all of her friends asking about it and whadaya know none of them said that she was there. A few nights later, Yankel doesn’t come home one night. Just like his wife, the next morning he tells her that he had slept over at a friend’s place. Sarah as well was suspicious and contacted all of the Yankel’s friends to ask about it and would you believe it, apparently Yankel was at 8 houses, 2 of which said he was still there!

 

James gets up from his barstool after a long night drinking alone and falls right to the floor. He crawls to the door, pulls himself up to open it, and falls through the door as it swings open. James continues this process as he crawls home pulling himself by his hands; falling to the floor with every pull. As he rounds the corner to his apartment, James pulls himself up to the door knob, inserts the key and twist it and the door open. As much expected, James collapses to the floor, unable to support himself in this drunken state. James finally makes it up the stairs to the room where his wife is soundly sleeping. He wrestles with himself while removing his clothes, attempting to be as quiet as possible. James decides that he cannot make it into the shower to clean himself off, and he pulls himself up into bed.

 

Unsuccessfully, James awoke his wife on his way into bed. She stared at him angrily and said, "You were out at the bar again, weren't you?"

 

"No," said James, trying to sound inconspicuous. "I was out at the movies with some buddies."

 

"Don't lie to me." Said his wife. "The bar called and they said you left your wheelchair there."

I came home from the bar the last night and was met by my wife asking, " WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMING HOME HALF DRUNK?!?!"

I said, "I ran out of money!"

Avram comes home from Shul one day in grief and despair. His wife asks what happened “Oy vey iz mir” he tells her - So much spending! So much money I am going to lose! Today our rabbi gave a speech: "For many years we are living among Russians but they still don't like us. And we don't even know why. I gave it many a thought and decided that it's because we don't drink vodka. Next time everyone should bring a bottle of vodka with him, we will empty every bottle into a big bowl and nobody will be allowed to leave until we finish all the liquor." So I need to buy a whole bottle of vodka! So much spending!

“What a G-d's fool is my husband!” - she answers – “Nothing could be simpler. Go buy a bottle of vodka. I will empty it into this here decanter, fill the bottle with water and seal it back accurately so nobody will notice. Then a single bottle of water won't make any difference in a bowl full of vodka.”

Avram cheered up, did as he's been told, took a bottle of "vodka" with him to the synagogue next time and humbly emptied it in the bowl like everyone else. The Rabbi took a cup, filled it from the bowl and sipped a bit. Then, in disbelief, sipped much more. Then put the cup aside and sighed: Well, that's why

 

Yanky a 16 year old Jewish boy is coming home from a party ...On the way home , he has to go past graveyard .But since he didn't want to miss the game on the TV , he goes through the graveyard which has a shortcut to his house .

 

The graveyard was covered with thick fog which was so much that he couldn't see the ground in front of him . Eventually, it happened.

 

He falls in a grave dug out which had a coffin in it . The height of the grave was too high for the boy to climb out . But Yanky is smart enough to tilt the coffin and climb on it .

After coming out of the grave , he continues walking for a certain distance , until he hears a THUD THUD THUD .When he turns back to see , he sees the coffin out of the grave .

Quickly , he starts running .

 

THUD THUD THUD

 

He reaches his house and closes the door .

 

THUD THUD THUD

 

He could now see the coffin on his driveway .He quickly runs up to his bathroom .The coffin crashes through the window .His parents are fast asleep .

 

THUD THUD THUD

 

The coffin is coming up through the stairs .

 

THUD THUD THUD

 

The coffin is in room .

 

THUD THUD THUD

 

Yanky crying , starts throwing everything he can find on the coffin .Toilet paper, Shampoo , soaps , Perfumes , scent bottles and what not .

THUD THUD THUD

 

The coffin is nearing him . He now starts throwing the medicines . As a final desperate attempt , he throws the cough syrup at it .

Then , at last , the coffin stops .

 

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The answer to this week”s question is C– This one was also an easy one. I actually before Corona started guiding there and havea good friend there that shows me around this Allohite village that fell under our control in the 6-Day War. The Syrians claimed that the village was theirs as they were Allohites-which seemingly is a more peaceful and open-minded version of Islam at least theoretically. We never conquered it because we assumed it was from Lebanon who had never entered the war. Lebanon actually even claimed afterwards that it belonged to them. They on the other hand were quite happy being part of Israel. For many years the village was split in half and Hezballah stood right outside their doorsteps as the government and United Nations didn’t allow us to put up a fence. Today Baruch Hashem there is one that was placed there and built officially by the residents themselves after a terrorist attack there a few years ago. The have a great park there with a menora and signs and symbols of all religions and many of them even serve in the Israeli army. They don’t like our enemies more than we do and are actually quite patriotic as well. 

The part B of this question is also easy. As Tel Arad has an alternate Beit Hamikdash there quite small built in the times of the Melachim where they even found idols that were taken down and buried during the period of Yoash who destroyed all of the bamos. Yet seemingly they planned again on using them after his reign as they were just buried rather than destroyed. So both right this week  making the latest score is Rabbi Schwartz at 16.5 point and the MOT having 5.5 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

 

Friday, April 12, 2019

The Light of Africa- Parshat Metzora / Shabbat HaGadol 2019/ 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
April 12th 2019 -Volume 9 Issue 28-7th of Nissan 5779

Parshat Metzora /Hagadol
The Light of Africa

The African safari recap will be next week in honor of Pesach and makkat arov- the plague of the beasts. This week I will share with you some of the incredible inspiration I got last week as I was in Cape Town, South Africa for a long weekend on my 25th anniversary get away with my wife. It’s important to do that every 25 years or so, in order that my wife remembers why she doesn’t mind the fact that I’m out of the house and her hair (or wig) all week long with tourists. J It was absolutely glorious.

I’m the last person in the world to really get excited about any place outside of Eretz Yisrael. Besides the fact, that it is my livelihood to sell our country, I really am not that impressed with most other places in the world. At least I wasn’t until I got to Africa. Someone told me before my trip that the Ponevezher Rav, Rav Kahanamen once said that Cape Town was the Garden of Eden on this world. I’ve never been to Gan Eden- unless you count the Machpela cave in Chevron which is supposed to be the entry to there, but if I ever imagined what paradise looked like, Cape Town was it. The incredible mountains, the blue sea, the magnificent gardens, the wildlife, the flowers, the houses, it was what my English friends would call “brilliant”. I never really understood them using that term that is meant to be an adjective to describe intellectual superiority when they use it for food. “The kugel was brilliant” or even nature. In Cape Town though I can tell you that I truly saw the ‘brilliant’ intelligent design of Hashem’s world. It seems I wasn’t the only one that felt that way, for as I went up the cable car (or funicular as they call it) through the clouds to the top of Table Mountain where we literally had a G-d’s eye view through the clouds- as if we were sitting on the wings of an airplane, as we looked down upon the city and ocean below us, we were greeted by a big sign that quoted King David in psalms

“O’ Lord how manifold are Your works. With wisdom You have made all of them. The earth is full of Your riches”

Absolutely brilliant, or as my seminary tourist bais Yaakov girls would say “TMR!”- Totally Ma Rabu.

Now besides the incredible terrain, perhaps even more beautiful were the people we met. South Africans are the nicest people in the world. It’s not just that I’m going from a country where people cut in front of the line regularly and where you need to yell at anyone to get any type of service or attention. It’s not even like London or Canada where people are proper and are apologizing all the time. {How do you get a Canadian to apologize? Step on his footJ} Rather the people there are warm, friendly, helpful. We bumped into a woman Shabbat morning who was more than happy to walk us around to a bunch of shuls so we could see the different communities. I went to three supermarkets and got rides both ways each times from people that just stopped and offered to take me. One of them even drove me around to find an open mikva to dip the grill grate and utensils I bought for our safari. Every restaurant and hotel we went to had a plethora of staff, waiters, greeters anxious to make our stay comfortable. I came to the airport and three people helped us with our luggage. One drove with me to return my rent-a car, filled up gas for me, helped with the paperwork and even carried my laptop as we walked 5 minutes back to the airport. It was really amazing to experience.

But to me perhaps the most inspiring were the Jews I met over Shabbos. See in America you have a very divided Jewish community, the majority of whom tragically don’t even affiliate Jewish anymore. There are a multitude of denominations. Reconstructionist, Reform, Conservative which each have their own technical ideologies, although I think that the majority of the participants are not ideologically motivated. Rather they choose their denomination based on their observance level; how much of the Torah and its commandments they want to keep, how prominent they want their expression of Judaism and tradition in their lives to be. Even Orthodoxy is categorized by its different groups. Modern, Ultra, Baalabatish, Yeshivish, Haymish, Chasidish. We like our “ish”es. In South Africa, from what I saw they are all one.

There are pretty much only Orthodox Shuls (According to wiki there is only one non-orthodox conservative one) in South Africa. Not everyone is observant, in fact probably most of them are notshomer Shabbos. But they all come to shul. They all daven traditionally the way we have been doing it for thousands of years. They all see the Torah and the way it’s been passed down since Sinai as being the true word of Hashem, being eternally binding and that the Rabbis that represent the Torah are the bearers of that tradition and the center of their spiritual lives. The intermarriage rate in South Africa is about 5% (as opposed to almost everywhere else besides Israel where it is way above 50% and in some places close to 80%.). The Jews there as well are all very staunchly connected to Israel. There are no Jews that feel that the plight of the "poor" Palestinians “Trumps” the need and essentiality of our Jewish homeland and its security. They eat Kosher, they make seders, they are Jewishly educated. It made me think of the alteh heim before all the fringe ideological breakoffs from traditional Judaism, when not everyone was observant in the shtetl, but they all davened together and understood that we only have one faith. It made me think about our first Shabbos together when we experienced it 3331 years ago.

This Shabbos is called Shabbat Hagadol. It is the Shabbat before our Exodus from Egypt. It is the Shabbos when we commemorate how our ancestors took a sheep for their Pesach offering thereby declaring their faith in Hashem and their rejection of the idolatry in which they were enmeshed for centuries. This was not a simple act of an expression of our faith. Egypt worshiped the sheep. It would be like going into the Vatican and yanking that yiddeleh off the cross and destroying it. It would be going to Mecca with your yarmulke, tzitzis and pulling down their crescent, throwing out their Koran and flushing them down where all false documents and icons that reject the Torah belong. It would be like walking into the DNC with a MAGA hat. Yet inside of every Jew on that Shabbos we united to do exactly that. We were politically incorrect and religiously, for the first time as a nation, all on the same page. And how beautiful that was. It was the beauty of every Jew revealing that inner shared spark of Hashem, the spark that was first revealed and taught unabashedly to the world by our forefather Avraham. In fact, the Chidushei Ha’Rim suggests that it is called Shabbat Ha’Gadol- the great Shabbos, after our patriarch Avraham who the midrash tells us is referred to as the spiritual giant of giants- the gadol ha’anakim.

This year as well we read the Torah portion of Metzorah this week which as well includes a hint about this hidden spark. We are told that when we come to the land of Israel and we find a tzaraasspiritual blemish on our house the house needs to be destroyed. Rashi quotes the midrash of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai, who is the sage that always sees the pnimiyut, the deep hidden spark in all.

“They were given a good tiding when these blemishes come upon them, for the Emorites hid treasures of gold in the walls of their house all the 40 years they were in the wilderness and through the blemish the house would be taken apart and they would discover them.”

Amazing. Here we find that there is a blemish on the house. He goes to the Kohen and is informed that his house needs to be knocked down. There’s no hope. It’s gotta go. Kind of like what the Israeli Supreme Court, which considers itself the Kohanim of the Jewish people today, sadly does to the settlers that are trying to fulfill our biblically mandated mitzvah of living in our ancestral heritage. The only difference is that Supreme court ain’t the Kohanim and giving Jewish land to arabs that want to push us all into the sea ain’t a mitzvah. But I digress. The man comes home knocks down his house and Cha ching! He hit the lotto. Like a slot machine in Vegas the treasures come pouring out. How cool is that? Very. Except it never happened.

The Shvilei Pinchas notes that the Talmud in Sanhedrin points out that the conditions for a house to be halachically doomed for destruction are almost impossible to fulfill. Almost like an illegally built Arab or Bedouin house in Israel that never pays property taxes and never received permits based on the obvious divinely gifted wisdom of above mentioned Supreme Court.

Sanhedrin (71:) There was never a blemished house and there will never be one. So why is it mentioned. Drosh ‘vkabel schar-  in order that you may study and delve into it and receive reward

.What does this mean that we should study and get reward. Is there a lack of Torah portions to study that Hashem had to give us one more case that will never happen to study? And what about Rebbi Shimon’s treasure, how do we get that? The answer he suggests is that the treasure, the gold that Rebbi Shimon is talking about is not material wealth. It’s spiritual wealth. The land of Israel, our homes have incredible spiritual fortunes right underneath our noses, right in the walls of our homes. They are in the land that we plant, the buildings we build, the fruits and shwarmas we eat. The Emorites tried to cover up and hide those sparks. They buried them in layers of layers of impurity. Of licentiousness, of idolatry, of shmutz. We need to study to reveal those sparks. We need to delve in and immerse ourselves in the holiness of the land. It may take a blemish on the outside to wake us up, but if we study and rip those walls downs we will find the holy treasures.

That is the good tiding of Rebbi Shimon and that is the end game for the Jewish people. We reveal our inner sparks. That pinteleh yid we all share. We get rid of all the false differences and ideologies that have kept us apart from one another. We become South African Jews that don’t see the differences between us but find that one spark of Torah, of Shabbos, of love Hashem our shared destiny together. And then we all come to the land and reveal the treasures that lie underneath the surface. Each person in their own field, their own home, their own olive tree, with their own tribe. That was the vision of Avraham. That is the way our exile culminated then and will once again.
When we pray each day we finish our first blessing of shmona esrei with the words magen avraham- the shield of Avraham. The Chidushei HaRim suggests that what we are praising Hashem for is that He will eternally preserve and protect that spark of Avraham that is in every Jew. In Egypt we are told before that Shabbat Ha’Gadol many Jews who were not able to break away from Egypt died in the plague of darkness, according to one opinion perhaps even 80%. Sadly, that is close to the percentage of Jews that have assimilated over the past 50 years alone in our Exile. But that was only in Egypt. The prophet tells us that in the final redemption there will not be one Jew left behind. Lo yidach mimenu nidach- there will not be one that will be pushed away. Hashem is guarding that spark that will come out. That will shine once again.

To end with a great Pesach story, the great Rebbi Reb Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev sat one Shabbos hagadol in shul and listened to a poor simple Jew reciting the Haggada, as is the custom on this Shabbos in order to prepare for the Seder. As he was reading, he got to the portion of the four sons and he read them rather strangely.

“Echaaaaaaaad Chacham, Echaaaaaaad Rasha, Echaaaaad Tam, Echaaaaa She’eino Yodea Li’shol- Oooooooone wise son, oooooone wicked son, oooooone simple son and oooooooone that doesn’t know how to ask”

When the Rebbi asked him why he was reciting it that way, the simple unlearned Jew told him that his father said that the law is that whenever one recites echad they should extend it and concentrate upon it. The others standing around snickered a bit, as that law is a reference to when one recites the Shema and says Hashem echad. It had nothing to do with the Pesach Seder. It was a mistake that perhaps one of those unlearned Jews that I davened with in Cape Town might have made. But the Rebbe corrected them as he raised up his hands to heaven

“Master of the world, who is like your nation Israel, the whole purpose of the seder is to come to the understanding and knowledge that Hashem is one. The great sages stayed up the entire night to achieve this level. They recited and delved into the story until their students came and told them that the time for the recitation of shema of Shacharit (the morning) has arrived. And here this simple Jew who started slow but already he has revealed the one-ness of Hashem, the echad in each and every Jew.”

He added that the word ShaChaRiT can be read as an acronym for the four sons. Sheino yodeah lishol, Chacham, Rasha and Tam. The time for kriyat shema of shacharit has come. The morning we are all waiting for is almost here. It is the sun that I saw rising from the African Coast. It is the light that emanates and has been revealed in our homes as we return to Eretz Yisrael. It is the era of the Yom Ha’gadol the great day, the day that will be Shabbos for the whole world.
Have a great, big, fantastic Shabbos
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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SHABBOS SCHEDULE
SHABBOS PARSHAT METZORA / HAGADOL
CANDLELIGHTING-6:39 PM 
MINCHA & KABBALAT SHABBAT- 6:55 PM
SHACHARIS- 8:30 AM
MINCHA 6:25 PM
MARIV- 7:55 PM (10 minutes after tzeis)
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Got hot zikh bashafen a velt mit klaineh veltelech...” God created a world full of many little worlds.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q.   The previous name of Kfar Tavor:
A. Mess’ha
B. Ja’uni
C. Sejera
D. Umm-Juni

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDTFtx3yFSk – Capetown- a Small taste of what we saw there…

https://youtu.be/qervY5HSzqM   – Pesach acapella of the season Africa Lion King Awesome!

https://youtu.be/hcAljAseW-4    –LiMy good friend Gershon Veroba CAroppol Karaoke with golden oldies

https://youtu.be/9lWG00-8tEU – I can’t explain why this weird terrible parody interview show crockpot has captured my attention maybe you can explain

https://youtu.be/KxaQyAyeTQM     -Vayotzieini by Uri Davidi l’kavod pesach nice!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Metzora– One of the important excersises of a lamdan is to effectively categorize ideas or subjects. In yeshivish-speak, the preffered language of lamdanim it is called being magdir something. Finding the unique common denominator in seemingly random or diverse items and by way of understanding what they all have in common, one can reveal the ideas that our sages are trying to share with us.

This week’s Torah portion teaches us the laws of metzora, the person who finds a blemish resembling leprosy that comes as a result of a spiritual failing that is identified by the Kohen. The metzora is sent out of the camps of Israel where he remains alone until he becomes pure again.

Our Sages tell us that a metzora is one of four people that are chashuv k’meis- considered as if they are dead. They are a blind person, a poor person, someone without a children and a metzora. What do these have in common? What are our sages trying to tell us. Reb Chaim Shmuelevitz, notes that it is not just people that are down and out. For there are a lot of tragic situtations. There are people that are deaf, that are sick, that are imprisoned, or that are slaves. Why are these four considered “walking dead”?  And what is the point in labeling these people. Shouldn’t we be trying to boost people up rather than tell them that they are no better than a corpse.

He suggests that the geder that chazal are trying to teach us is that these four individuals all lack the most essential aspect of what makes us living humans. Our sages are telling us this in order that we can focus on that aspect and become the best that we can. The essence of us all is our ability to develop relationships and move beyond ourselves by giving and lifting up others thereby connecting the world to its Creator. Perhaps the most basic expression of that is with one’s children. There one gives unconditionally and has the ability to bring life children that will continue that legacy and light. As well a blind person is unable to see others and is therefore challenged in being able to give and connect. Similarly, a poor person does not have the financial wherewithal to help others in need. And of course our metzora who is isolated from the rest of the camp is obviously in no position to impact and raise up others.

Each one of these four have a different impediment to fulfilling that meaningful purpose of us being alive. The blind man can never truly see the suffering and empathize with others. The childless person, can have all the money in the world, but without children to give it over to and to carry that vision forward, he is like one who is dead. A poor person can see and can empathize but he is limited in being able to help. The Metzora, all alone away from everyone is perhaps the worst of all. He is an island unto himself and there is no greater death than that.

The lesson our sages are telling us that we who have all of these blessings should realize what our mandate is. How we can express our lives through impacting the world by sharing those blessings. For someone who can see, who lives in a community, has been gifted with eyesight to see the needs and challenges that are around him and has children that he can inspire and give to and doesn’t utilize them, is choosing death. Is kamikazi’ing that life and squandering that blessing he has been given. Isn’t life so much more meaningful once you’re magdir what you’re here for?

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Division of the Land Eastern Jordan Reuvein and Gad 1265 BC – OK so let’s start with the two tribes that are currently in “Occupied” Jordanian territory. Reuvein and Gad. They were the two tribes that were the “golani” brigade of Israel’s army. They were the first in battle and they were the last to return to their chosen land that they had negotiated with Moshe before he died. They chose to live in the other side of the Jordan River because they had lots of cattle and there was good shepherding land there. Rav Yonasan Eibishutz notes that they had more cattle because they were Manna-terians. They only ate the manna as opposed to the other tribes that ate their steaks and shwarmas. As well seemingly they didn’t want to get into fights with the other tribes who would be farmers as the promised land on the other side of the Jordan was primarily meant for agriculture and the 7 species.

So where are we supposed to one day still liberate? The tribe of Reuvein interestingly enough doesn’t even really border the river that much. Most of their western border is the Dead Sea with a bit above that connects to the Jordan river. Their portion starts from Nachal Arnon in Jordan today known as Wadi Mujib. It goes north to the city in Jordan that till today retains the biblical name of Madaba ( and where they found a cool byzantine map of Eretz Yisrael that you can see in the Cardo in Jerusalem). It would seem that their border even extended East almost until the midbar by Jordan and Saudi Arabia border.

Now Gad was primarily the entire Jordan River Valley region up until the Kinneret. Gad seemingly had more cattle than Reuvein and came up with this whole idea in the first place of settling this part of the land and incorporating it into Eretz Yisrael. The accounts in Bamidbar and Yehoshua are slightly different and the commentaries suggest based on the sizes or practicalities of settling land swaps were incorporated into the process. Interestingly enough here it is mentioned that Mt. Nevo where Moshe is buried we are told is across from Beit. Pe’or which is in the tribe of Reuvein. Yet, we know that Moshe is buried in the portion of Gad. So it certainly seems that there borders went up and down into one another.

None of these two tribes portions are currently in Israel. Petra would be in Gads portion. The grave of Aharon would be further south than Reuvein on the Jabal Arnon and wouldn’t even be in the portion. In the business world they have a terminology first in last out. So I guess these two tribes were the first to get the portion, but yet they were the first to be exiled and ultimately I guess they will be the last to return. May we see it soon!

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S ISRAEL CURRENT EVENTS JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Israel first country to crash a rocket onto the moon. All I’ve got to say is crazy Israeli drivers….

Why are you surprised that the rocket crashed.. .that’s what happens when your too busy taking selfies while you’re in motion….

Get ready for the newest UN resolution condemning Israel for littering on the moon…

This week the Israeli Rocket ship crash landed on the moon, at the same time Benny Gantz and Yair Lapid crashed down to Earth.

The day before the election Benny Gantz rescued a man that was in hit by a car and ressucicated him. When he asked him if he would vote him for the man responded “ I fell on my backside not on my head!”

Benny Gantz- Prime Minster of Israel April 9th 10:30 PM – 10:42 PM

Gantz explained that the reason he had not called Bibi to congratulate him on his victory for the Prime Ministership is because Bibi did not call him to congratulate him on his victory for the five minutes he was Prime Minister.

In the pre-arranged  coalition agreement Benny Gantz served as Prime Minister from 10:30 until 10:37 and Yair Lapid took over from 10:38-10:42

Feiglin demanded that elections be recounted as many of his voters were so high that they thought the elections were tomorrow.

Feiglin is opening a new party it is called Zehu…

Aryeh Deri stated that he will only sit with Bibi. The police investigators are looking into that option.

We are the fourth country to land on the moon, but we still don’t know how to count election envelopes

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Answer is A–  Wow, see what one week out of Israel can do to me. I got this one totally wrong. Totally wrong as opposed to partially wrong means that it wasn’t even my second or third choice. Totally wrong in that I thought I had the right answer and even when I googled and saw I was wrong, my next guesses were also wrong. Oh well. See I thought the answer was sejera. I thought so because I went T-Muling ( a type of electric cart) in the area all the time and I spoke about sejera. What I forgot was that sejera was Ilaniya the place we did the carting not Kfar Tavor that we passed. I was pretty sure that Um Junni was Rosh Pina, so I went with Ja’unni which turns out was Rosh Pinna. Sooo then I said Ok it must be Um Junni which sounded familiar, except that it was Degania. So the correct answer was Mess’ah which to be honest, I don’t remember and I probably deleted it from my memory, as I think I have only toured Kfar Tavor once or twice. They have a nice Marzipan factory there, the winery is nice and the old yishuv museum where the Shomer started is also fair. May be I need to tour it more. So I have no reached the maximum allowed wrong that I could have skipped and still got a 100 score. From here on it counts. So game on.  So the score is Schwartz 18 and 5 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam so far.