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Thursday, October 29, 2020

The Man in the Mirror- Parshat Lech Lecha 2020/ 5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

October 30th 2020 -Volume 11 Issue 3 12th Cheshvan 5781

Parshat Lech Lecha

The Man in the Mirror

It's story week for our Insights and Inspiration. I've got a few so you might be in for the long haul this week. But I figure what else do you have to do important anyways? If you did, you would have unsubscribed long ago. So the first story is a classic Rebbi Nachman of Breslav story, although it's one that is told in a lot of cultures, it's fascinating to hear how his ending is different than theirs. But we know the Jewish version is always going to have a different slant. The most profound one.

So there's this king- there always is- who has a beautiful new palace. The palace has these huuuge walls. You've never seen walls this big. In fact, they were the biggest and greatest walls ever. Nobody makes walls like this king makes walls. (Sorry, I've been bingeing way too much politics this week.) So the king hired these two great artists to decorate them. He wanted the most incredible mural in the world on these walls. One that would depict the entire kingdom, the glory of his office, the MAGAnitude of all that he brought to the kingdom in the four years since he had become the greatest king of the greatest country of the world. (I really have to stop this.) Each artist would have a wall and they had one year to complete their painting.

Artist number one, let's call him Michelangelo, got to work right away. He built scaffolds, hung tapestries, ordered the finest watercolors and brushes and began working fervently. He would rise early each morning, meditate for an hour and then, as if in a trance, would paint until the late hours at night. And what a painting it was turning out to be. Lakes, rivers, valleys, mountains of all our colors and sizes, Cities, towers skyscrapers and castles. There were of course the requisite naked angel babies with harps and the glory of the king could be seen in all of it.

Artist number two, Yankel, was a little different. He would come each day and go to the Mikva in the shteeble next door and then have a cup of coffee with the boys. He would go in and daven, stick around for some herring, kichel and bromfen afterwards. Make a l'chaim or two. He'd do his daf yomi and then stroll over to the palace and just chill. Write an E-mail or two on his phone. Listen to some shiurim here and there. Think about his previous tours that he used to give in another life. He'd call his wife, bother his children and then it was time for lunch. You get the point… He pretty much didn't do anything. Not that I can relate at all…

The date was getting closer. It was the last week before the king came to check out the work. The people in the palace were in shock. What was Yankel thinking? Michelango's painting was the most incredible thing in the world and Yankel's wall was still bare. Va'yavo ha'yom- the day finally arrived. It seems that Yankel had gotten up early that morning, as his wall had a big sheet over it, just like Michelangelo's, waiting to be revealed with pomp and a big rally when the king arrived. Well, Air Force One pulled up, the king pulled up to the palace, the crowds went crazy the music started to play and then the moment finally arrived. A hush overtook the room, the lights went down and all eyes turned to Mikey's wall. The sheet came off and everyone was in awe. It was glorious. No one had ever seen anything so magnificent in their lives. The king was clearly pleased. Yankel's turn was next. Once again there was a hush, Yankel stood proudly next to the King and the great sheet came off and….it was the almost the exact painting. There was one difference though. Actually there were two differences, but only in Rebbi Nachman's version.

The first difference was that the picture of Yankel had an ornate golden frame around it. But besides that the painting was exactly the same. The hills, valleys, the palaces and skyscrapers they were all there. The reason why it was exactly the same was because what Yankel had done was hang a mirror on the wall that reflected the other wall brilliantly. What a cool Jewish idea! That is the end of the story in most versions. The Arab folklore version of the story is that the king rewarded Mikalo with treasure chests of gold and diamonds. When Yankel asked what his reward was, the king told him that he had given it to him. It was in the mirror. A cute ending. Maybe even a Jewishy one. But Reb Nachman had a different take. In his version the King liked Yankel's "painting" even more than the other one and he rewarded twice as much. Why?

Story number 2. This one, though I'm telling you, but not for the reason or lesson you might assume. This story took place a few years back in a yeshiva in Netivot, Israel. It seems that the Rosh Yeshiva was having a challenging time with a student. The boy wouldn't follow any of the rules. Not a day went by that there wasn't trouble with Berel. The Rebbeim befriended him. They spent extra time. They offered him rewards, they threatened. They tried connecting him with older boys that could influence him. Nothing worked. Not only was he doing bad but he was taking more and more boys down with him. It seemed that there was nothing left to do but to expel him. But of course before doing something as dramatic as that they knew that a Gadol had to be consulted. Throwing a boy out of yeshiva these days it seems is considered- dinei nefashos- a life and death decision. (Man, things have changed since the days when I got thrown out of yeshivah-os) a gadol needs to be asked. So he headed off to the gadol hador; Reb Aharon Leib Shteinman.

As he sat before Reb Shteinman and presented the boy's case he told the Rav that he felt that he had done all he could for him. Rav Shteinman after hearing all of the issues raised his head and asked the Rosh Yeshiva what the boy's name was. When the Rosh Yeshiva told him it was Berel, Rav Shteiman continued and asked what the boy's mothers name was. Hmmm was this some spiritual-mystical-name thing that Rav Shteinman was searching for? He knew Reb Chaim was big into having "the right" names, but he didn't realize that Rav Shteinman was in to that as well. Regardless the Rosh Yeshiva didn't know the mother's name, but he assured Rav Shteinman that he can call and find out. But at that, something changed in Rav Shteinman's normally calm and peaceful demeanor.

He looked at the Rosh Yeshiva in shock. How was it possible that he didn't know the name? Didn't you just tell me that you did everything you could for him? How can you say you did everything if you have never davened for his success? If you have never implored shamayim to give him a lev tov, help him with his challenges, lift him up and inspire him. What type of Rosh Yeshiva are you if you don't know the name of the boy's mother so you could properly pray for him? Is it any wonder that the boy would not be successful if he doesn't feel that his Rebbi cares enough to even pray for him?

Now I know that you think I'm telling you that story to show you how important it is for Rebbeim to care for their students is. Or alternatively to show you what a gadol b'yisrael is that has such deep penetrating insight in to the mindset of a student or to the obligation of a teacher. But that's not what the story is about in my eyes. It's about something much deeper and more powerful. It's the difference between Avraham of this week's parsha and Noach in last's. It's the difference between a Jew and a gentile and according to the Baal Ha'tanya it's the difference between a chasid and a misnagid as well.

But let's start slow before we get to the final story and explanation of the first two. The Tifferes Shlomo of Radomsk asks what was the difference between Avraham and Noach. The Torah tells us that Noach was a tzadik. In fact, he's the only person in the entire Torah called a tzadik. He stands against his entire generation and he rebukes them certainly as Avraham would've. I'm sure Noach offered classes, did outreach work and tried as hard as he could to get them to repent. He was a tzadik after-all. And yet he failed. Rashi notes that had he lived in Avraham's generation he would not have been considered at all. Avraham on the other hand was successful. He is the father of our nation. This week's parsha tells us that he came to Israel with the souls that he made in Charan. There were 10's of thousands of souls that he inspired to believe in Hashem and abandon idolatry. This was more than just that Sarah made a better chulent than Na'aama, Noach's wife. What was the difference? What was Noach missing? What did Avraham get?

Reb Shloimeleh thus quotes the holy Zohar that tells us that Noach's failure was that he didn't daven for his generation. Had he davened he may have been successful. Avraham on the other hand davened for each of his students. He even implores Hashem on behalf of Sodom. He prays on behalf of Yishmael (loo Yishmael yichiyeh lifanecha), he doesn't stop praying. He teaches his nephew Lot to daven and his prayer to be saved when he is fleeing also works. Hagar prays, Yishamel cries out to Hashem, as does Eliezer. It seems Avraham's yeshiva is all about prayer. That is the difference between Avraham and Noach

But then the Radomsker goes deeper. Why didn't Noach pray? And here's where it hits home the most. The reason he didn't daven was because he didn't think it was up to him to change Hashem's will. He didn't think his prayer would make a difference. He didn't feel Hashem wanted him to try to daven and save the sinful, evil world that was not repenting. He didn't see himself in the mirror.

Do you know what the second difference was between Mikey's painting and Yankel's mirror was? Reb Nachman says, it was that when the king looked at Michelangelo's painting he saw the glory of the kingdom, but he didn't seem himself. When he looked in Yankel's mirror the king saw his own image there looking back at him. It was the king being revealed in the kingdom. But even more significant to the Kings image that he saw was that he saw Yankel who brought that image out to the world standing next to Him as his partner in that glorious picture. The point that Noach missed is that Hashem wants us to change the world with our prayer. He created us and wants to see us standing next to Him and create new and better realities with our Tefilos that didn't exist until then. We are meant to be part of the picture.

Noach indeed eventually learned that lesson, just a bit too late. After the flood he builds an altar and for the first time he davens. He prayed like he never did before. He prayed for all of those prayers that he should've said in the past, but didn't because he didn't believe they would work. The prayers he didn't say because sometimes it is just easier to build an Ark than to believe that Hashem has actually given us the paintbrush of prayer to change His Divine Will. Noach davened for all of the evil of the world for all future generations. We are all alive from that prayer and altar. Hashem smelled it and immediately made a covenant that it will never happen again. No matter how bad we ever get. It can't happen. Hashem brought a rainbow as a sign for that eternal covenant. The rainbow represents the colors on the canvas of Creation that Noach just partnered and painted with Hashem. Mankind will never be destroyed. Noach with his prayers painted that into creation. He finally saw himself in the mirror with Hashem and understood that Hashem wants our two sense. He wants us to partner with Him in the world. He wants us to be Avrahams and Moshes who will argue, daven, implore and paint that perfect picture of the world that sometimes He wants to destroy.

Hashem wants every Rebbi to know that his teffilos really really do have the power to change that problem student. It's not just about caring for the student. It's about recognizing the tremendous koach our tefillos on behalf of someone who we think has no hope can turn that child entirely around; can create a new reality. A Rebbi that doesn’t understand that is missing the boat. He's painting his own glorious mural of his own Torah and lomdus that he is teaching, but there is no mirror there that the King can see himself in. There is no reflection where the king sees the Rebbi as His partner; His artist. When Noach prayed like that, Hashem answered his prayers, the rainbow shone and the world changed forever.

And now for the the last story or really quote from the Baal Hatanya, Reb Shneur Zalman of Liadi (1745-1812), known as the Admor Hazakein and founder of Chabad chasidut and ideology. When he was a young child he was already recognized as prodigy. When he turned the age of  twenty he decided it was time for him to "exile" himself to a place to Torah for his further development. There were two schools at the time. One in Mezritch, led by the Maggid which focused on chasidus and primarily on avodas ha'tefilla- the service of prayer. The other school was in Vilna and there one was taught "how to learn" Talmud. Reb Shneur is quoted as saying that to learn how to study Talmud he felt he could figure out already, but to know how to daven that was something he needed to learn. So it was off to Merzitch and the Jewish people changed forever. His teachings became the foundation of the Chasidic movement both in learning, in halacha, philosophy and of course in prayer.

As is know the Chasidic movement in its early stages was faced by virulent opposition by the mitnagdim-antagonists that saw them as a threat to the Rabbinate and  theTorah centered scholarship that they promulgated. Accusations were hurled on both sides, excommunications, a lot of "fake news" without the benefit of Facebook and Twitters fact-checking services. There was no canceling and ultimately both sides had leaders sent two prison by informers. Yiddelach doing the goyim's bidding for them- "for the sake of heaven" of course'. While in a Russian prison the Baal Hatanya was subject to interrogation and he was asked about this new revolution and break-off called Chasidus that he was starting. The interrogator told them that they heard of strange practices, of hours of meditation and prayer and isolation and perhaps even incendiary groups getting together and singing and praying for hours on end. What was this all about. What are these new institutions he is establishing?

I won't paraphrase here. I'll merely translate the quote that was released from the Rebbi's personal diary of that interrogation. It's too awesome and provocative for me to even try to edit it.

"It was customary in days of old for there to be two big buildings in every Jewish community for prayer; a Beit Knesset/ synagogue and a Beit Midrash- study hall. The Beit Knesset was for the average layman who was busy working all day and were more often than not were not necessarily even literate. The Beit Midrash on the other hand were for those that were more knowledgeable. It was a place where they could pray at length with devotion; each man according to the ability of their heart and intellect. In fact, in our great works we have testimonies of the great people two centuries ago (that would be in the 1500's from his time) who would describe daily morning prayers taking 2 hours or more as a result of the devotion of their hearts.

But then came some Rabbis that weren't proper. They didn't want to trouble themselves to daven with such intent and at great length. And since they didn't want to find their status lowered in the eyes of the people they thus began to degrade the importance of prayer and instead focused on elevating the significance of the study of the Talmud. They studied in the middle of their prayers and during the time of prayer and they prayed hurriedly without kavana. Following this they would immediately study with their students with great depth and sharpness in order to impress them with their wisdom and make their own names great in the land. And thus these students themselves also began to pray rapidly without proper intent, out of their fear of their Rebbi who ruled over them or in order to ingratiate themselves to them.

Yet there always those yechidei segula- special treasured ones-in each generation that davened at length and with devotion. They have been the ones that are called Chasidim from the earliest times…."

Wow! I don't know if this hit you in the face as much as it did me. Has tefilla been to me just been another mitzva I do on the side, but learning is of course the center of it all? Can I even imagine going to a yeshiva just to learn how to "daven"? Do I really believe that it is in my power of prayer to change the world? I can stop Covid, I can heal the sick and change the decree and even the will of Hashem? Have I ever spoken to Hashem like Noach after the flood; like Avraham when he argued on behalf of Sodom, like Moshe after the golden calf and other numerous times? Like all of our imahos who were barren and their prayers changed that "reality". Like Mama Rachel who has never stopped crying for her children. Have I ever seen myself in the mirror, during my prayers standing next to Hashem and revealing the portrait of His image and mine and marveling at the world we have created together? We created through my prayers. Am I chasid, or just a Michelangelo wannabe that thinks he's doing everything that he can but missing the most essential aspect of the entire portrait. I've forgotten that the King wants to see me next to him in the picture.

In many of our prayers and specifically when we end our shemona esrei amida we conclude with the words yehi ratzon milfanecha- may it be the will before You. It's a strange almost archaic way of speaking. But do you know who else uses those similar words? Hashem, in the creation of the world. Yehi ohr- let there be light, yehi rakia- let there be sky, yehi meorot- let there be planets…When we daven we are creating a will before Him; yehi ratzon. Just like Hashem had a will to create light and all of creation, we are creating a new reality that didn't exist before we said our heartfelt prayers to change the world. To make it a better place, a healed place, a fixed place. A world where the shechina resides, where everyone can see that magnificent Kingship. Hashem likes stories as much as he likes art. He's waiting for us to complete ours. Our painted wall is almost built. We just need to get re-elected to finish it. Ken yehi ratzon.

Have an absolutely fantastic Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Emess iz nohr gefint in der sidder.." Truth is found only in the prayer book."

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

NEW WEEK-NEW EXAM

GRADE YOURSELF TOGETHER WITH ME ON THIS WINTER 2019 TOUR GUIDE EXAM

answer below at end of Email

1) The rock at the tourist site in Rosh Hanikra is essentially:

A) Chalk (kirton)

B) Basalt

C) Calcareous sandstone (kurkar)

D) Dolomite

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fis5Fcke66s – Jewish singers then and now! Came upon this it's pretty cool- check out Mordechai Shapiro, Ari Goldwag, Benny Friedman and more…

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIIbmOuE-IQ   – I don't care if you love Trump or hate him a song in Yiddish composed to him is getting carried away…Trumpa'leh- Really?

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMLWZ5dvUQ4 – In honor of Avraham ha'Ivri here's a spoofy version of Ivri Anochi by my good friend David Lavon (videographer of my Mishpacha Jr videos!) definitely different!

 https://youtu.be/H1SYRJVf25c   – Kever Rachel 1935 with Yosseleh Rosenblatt… cool!

 https://cdn.theyeshivaworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/WhatsApp-Video-2020-10-28-at-2.34.25-PM-1.mp4?_=3  – A Kumzitz on the sand dunes of Dubai! There's a first for everything I guess…

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 Lech Lecha– So this week we have the first oleh to Eretz Yisrael, the father of our nation; Avraham Avinu. He also happens to be the first yoreid, but he comes back as well. According to Chazal Avraham had for many years lived in Charan where he preached against the polytheism and idolatry of the local pagans. Together with his wife Sarai the "converted" many souls there to a belief in Hashem. Maimonides suggests that there were 10's of thousands of followers. One imagines the yeshivos and schools he built an incredible "Torah" community. And yet Hashem never revealed Himself to Avraham. Until this week's Parsha and what does Hashem tell him? No "great job", no "It's really amazing how you stood up against the world and built a great Torah community and revealed My Name to the world." No "it's amazing how many followers you have brought close to Me". In fact, it's almost quite the opposite.

 Lech Lecha- leave for yourself your land, your birthplace, the land of your father to the land I will show you.

 Leave it all behind. It's not worth your time and effort. It was never the point. Come to Eretz Yisrael that's where it all counts. That’s where it's supposed to happen. Your yeshivas and Kollelim of greater Charan aren't what I'm looking for. My revelation can only happen and have meaning in Eretz Yisrael. One who lives in chutz la'aretz, the Talmud tells us is like he has no God. Because there one can never reveal Hashem and connect the way we are meant to. That's the first speech. Wow!

 ow I can end this week's column right here, but I just saw such a great idea that I think is pertinent for our Israeli readers that are privileged to live here that I can't help but share it. Rashi on the above verse explains what the strange wording of go for yourself is meant to teach us. He says l'hana'ascha u'ltovascha- for your benefit/ enjoyment and for your good. Hmmm.. Now that seems strange on many levels. First of all, it would seem that would be obvious. If I tell you to go for yourself that automatically implies that it would be for my good and benefit to do so. What is Rashi adding to the text? In addition, why is this even considered a test for Avraham. If the Master of the World whom I've been preaching about and believe in tells me it's for my own good and benefit why wouldn't Avraham go. Wouldn't it have been a bigger test if Hashem just told him to go-Period. No explanation. No this is for good for you?

 The answer Rav Charlap in his work Mei Merom writes is incredible. He explains that Hashem wasn't telling Avraham that he would be rewarded with it being for his good and for his benefit. In fact, only after this pasuk does Hashem tell him that he will be blessed and a great nation and all the good things that will happen. The initial command lech lecha is an order to Avraham how he wants him to go to Israel. He should go to Israel l'ha'anascha u'ltovascha- to enjoy it and to see the good it has in it for him.

 Don't go to Israel and kvetch about it not being the same as Charan. Don't live in Israel and see the problems and challenges it will present to you. Go there and only see that it is all good for you. Understand that Eretz Yisrael is only there for your benefit, not for your detriment. It's there for you to enjoy every minute. If you come to Israel and are don't see and understand that it is "lecha" your good, your enjoyment, your benefit, then you're missing the boat. If you're coming just because your candidate lost the election, because you're scared of an epidemic, because of anti-semitism. You're missing the boat. Eretz Yisrael isn't about escaping bad. It's about being the only place in the world where you'll ever find the true good, the true benefit and the true enjoyment of your soul!

Now that's a vort!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Shaul vs Dovid III Zif again- 877 BC-  Things were going Dovid's way it seems. He made off well from naval. He had a new wife or two. But things never seem to stay quiet for Dovid for too long. It seems Hashem wanted to give him plenty of material for his sefer tehillim to write and daven about. So once again he finds himself right outside Chevron and Kiryat Arba in the Midbar of those snitchers of Zif. It's not really a story that has a location to share although when driving South from Chevron to the southern Chevron Hills that's the area one can talk about from the car or minibus.

 So the Ziffites once again tell Shaul that Dovid is holed up over there in their area. Although they knew that Dovid and Shaul had come to terms after the last Ein Gedi meeting when Dovid spared Shaul in the cave that he was hiding in, they figured that maybe with Shmuel having died and with Dovid's new wives maybe Shaul would once again be susceptible to come after Dovid. And he was. Again, this is psalm 54 where Dovid describes the treachery of the wicked men of Zif that are instigating against him. Shaul comes with 3000 men once again and his general Avner Ben Ner and they camp by the hill of Chachilia. It seems that early archeologist thought this might be an area of hills the arabs called "Ta'ach el Chola" between Zif and Ein Gedi, but it seems that they were a bit off.

 So Dovid still was having a hard time believing that Shaul would break his vow and come to hunt him once again sent out spies to see if it was true. When they came back with the affirmative Dovid and his right hand man Avishai ben Tzruya- brother of Dovid's future general Yoav went to go check it out themselves. They snuck into Shaul's camp at night when they were all in a deep slumber, that Chazal tell us Hashem brought upon them. Shaul was in the middle of the circle sleeping with his men all sleeping around him including Avner. Shaul had his spear and helmet right next to him stuck in the ground. Avishai seeing this divine opportunity once again as by Ein Gedi pleas with Dovid to finally get rid of Shaul as he legally is able to as Shaul is certainly coming to kill him. But once again Dovid demurs saying that it's Hashem's business and Shaul regardless doesn't have too much time left as Hashem will take him out either in war or in some other way, but he will not raise his hand to the anointed of Hashem.

 Dovid then brazenly and stealthily makes his way into the camp and tiptoes right passed all Shaul's men to the center of the circle. Suddenly, the midrash tells us that Avner moves his giant legs and Dovid gets trapped in between. Uh Oh! Have no fear a mosquito comes and starts bothering Avner and he moves out of the way. This is one of the three things Chazal tell us that Dovid didn't understand what their purpose was along with the madman and the spider, that Hashem revealed to Dovid. The madman when he feinted being mad to escape Achish, the spider when he was hiding in the cave in Ein Gedi and now the insect. Think about that next time you get annoyed with a mosquito.

 So Dovid rips of Shaul's spear and his water pitcher and then goes a bit a way across a river to a mountain overlooking Shaul's camp. He then one again as in Ein Gedi calls out to the camp and to Avner. He taunts him that he is not doing his job properly to protect the King as if he wanted he could have killed Shaul once again. Shaul realizing that once again Dovid spared him and has no ill will towards him, apologizes and confesses that he sinned and swears once again he will not harm him. Dovid is not as trusting this time and he sends back the spear with his men and decides he had enough and he has to flee the country. Where does he go to? Stay tuned next week.

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S PRAYER JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Hymie walks into his synagogue with a dog. The shammas immediately comes up to him and says, "This is a House of Worship, Hymie, you know you can't bring a dog in here." 

"What do you mean I can’t?" says Hymie, "Look at him, he’s a Jewish dog." 

The shammas then notices that the dog has a tallis bag round its neck. 

Hyme then says to the dog, "Benjamin, daven for me." 

The dog stands on his back legs and says, "Woof woof, woof," then opens the tallis bag, takes out a kippa and puts it on his head, exactly in between its ears. 

"Woof, woof," says the dog who then pulls out a tallis and puts it round his neck. 

"Woof, woof, woof," says the dog who then takes out a siddur and starts to pray, rocking from side to side. 

"That's brilliant," says the shammas, "totally incredible. You must get him on TV and the movies and you could make millions.” 

"You speak to him then," says Hymie, "he wants to be a doctor."  

 

Yankel listened to the Rebbe at shul one Shabbos morning and when the Rebbe asked those with special requests to come to him at Seuda Shlisheet/3rd meal , Yankel came. 
When it was his turn, Yankel sat down and the Rebbe asked, "What do you want me to help you with?" 
Yankel said, "Pray for my hearing, Rebbe." 
The Rebbe put one hand over Yankel's ear and his other hand on top of his head and prayed a while. 
Then he removed his hands and asked, "Yankel, how is your hearing now?" 
Yankel answered, "I don't know, Rebbe. It's next Wednesday at the courthouse!"

 

Abe goes into Church, takes out the tallis, takes out the yarmulke and dresses himself, and proceeds to pray. The Priest comes in and wants to start the Services. He stands up and says,"Will all non-Catholics please leave."

Little Abe goes right on davening. Next request, again, "Will all non-Catholics please leave."

Nothing.

Finally, the Priest gets up and says, "Will ALL JEWS please leave."

At this Abe gets up folds his tallis and packs it away, takes off the yarmulke and puts it away. Then Abe goes to the altar and picks up a statue of the baby Yoshkee and says, "Come bubbela they don't want us here anymore." 

 

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old Berel, "So, you tell me that your mother davens to Hashem for you each night. That’s very commendable. What does she actually say?" 
Berel replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

 

Tully Schwartz, the rabbi’s son once inquired, "Daddy, I notice every Shabbos morning, before you give your sermon, you kiss the aron that houses all of the Torah scrolls. What are you doing?"

Rabbi Schwartz explained, "I'm davening to Hashem, that he should let me give a good sermon."

“Hmm,” Tully said. “So Hashem doesn’t always answer our prayers?”

 

Gladys Dunn started reading some books about Judaism and decided that she wanted to start going to shul. There was one near her house so she went early one Shabbat morning.

The shul itself was beautiful and the people seemed friendly but the Cantor went on and on for hours and then the Rabbi spoke and his sermon also seemed to go on and on. Worse, it wasn't very interesting. Glancing around, she saw many in the congregation nodding off.

Finally it was over. After the service, she turned to a still sleepy-looking woman next to her, extended her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."

She replied, "You and me both!"

 

Sharon is out shopping one day when she meets Rabbi Levy.

"Hello rabbi," she says. "How are you? I hope you are keeping well."

"Well if I'm not mistaken," says Rabbi Levy, "it's Mrs. Gross, isn't it?"

"Yes rabbi, it is," replies Sharon.

"I haven't seen you in shul now for quite some time," says Rabbi Levy.

"I know," says Sharon, looking quite embarrassed, "I stopped going to shul some time ago because every time I went, it was always the same old thing."

"Always the same thing?" asks Rabbi Levy, looking puzzled, "I don't understand you."

"You know, rabbi," explains Sharon, "KOL NIDRAY..."

 One New York synagogue was notorious for its exclusiveness. One day a homeless Jewish man entered the synagogue, wanting to pray. He approached the rabbi and told him that he wished to join the synagogue. Not knowing what to say, the rabbi suggested that the homeless man take the night to reflect on which house of worship would truly suit him best.

The following day the homeless man returned to the exclusive synagogue.

Frustrated, the rabbi asked the man if he had done any introspection as he had suggested.

“Oh yeah,” replied the homeless man. “In fact, God came to me in a dream last night to discuss it with me.”

“I see,” said the rabbi. “And what did he tell you?”

“God asked me what shul I wanted to daven in, and I said yours. And He said ‘Oh no, you won’t be able to get in there.’ And I said, ‘Why not?’ and He said, ‘Because I’ve been trying to get into that shul for years but I can’t get in.’”


Yossi was the shames at shul and needed some supplies from a cupboard near the rabbi’s office that was seldom used and was secured with a lock. Yossi didn't know the combination, so Rabbi Solomon offered to give it a try.

Rabbi Solomon placed his fingers on the lock's dial and raised his eyes heavenward for a moment, saying a few words quietly in prayer. Then he confidently spun the dial and opened the lock.

Seeing how impressed Yossi was with this demonstration of faith, the Rabbi smiled and confided, "The numbers are written on the ceiling."

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Answer is A –  So I'm off to a great start with a nice recollection to a site I used to be at sometimes a few times a week in the good old tour guiding days of old, and that I haven’t been at for a while now and miss. It's one of the nicest places in Israel. The chalk stone is the soft white stone on the top which is penetrated easily by the rain water that seeps in causing the formation of the naturally formed caves. The bottom rock is made out of limestone which is confusingly to me called "gir" in Hebrew. It's confusing because gir is also the word for chalk that use on the chalkboard in class. Don't ask me… I didn't make up the language. Now chalkstone is called kirton which is also a sedimentary rock like limestone formed from the calcite deposits of the sea. Rosh Hanikra also has flint deposits, which is the black stone one sees there embedded in the chalk and limestone. It comes from some of the organisms that get deposited there. But that's enough geology for you today.

So we start off the new exam on top with 1 for Rabbi Schwartz and 0 for the Ministry of tourism.

 

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Arav-Us- Sukkot Edition 2020/ 5781

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

October 2nd 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 49 14th Tishrei 5781

Sukkot

Arav-Us

It was an intense Yom Kippur this year. Most of the shul didn't or couldn't come. The Ministry of Health allowed only a limited amount of people. Many of our congregants were in isolation or sick. It was just 10 of us. It was the first time that I ever recited Yizkor alone in the shul. It was just me and the souls of all of my departed relatives. My father olav hashalom, whom I never really knew, my grandparents; Babby, Zaiydie, Saba, Savta, my Bubby Zeldy. My uncle Mendy, Uncle Henry and Auntie Franka. I remembered and davened for all of my passed congregants, students, friends; The Bob's, Run, Irene even Avi from my favorite restaurant in Tiverya who passed away right before Pesach. Perhaps Hashem spared him the pain of seeing his always open doors shut from this pandemic. I felt all their souls with me this year. Alone. The departed, me and Hashem.

 

I spoke before Ne'ila and I told my shul that this year was an entire year of Ne'ila; of lockdown. The stores were closed, the shuls, the schools. We were all locked up. We were na'ul. And so this Ne'ila was the nei'la of all ne'ilos. We say in kaddish during these days li'ayla u'li'ayla. Higher and higher. The nei'la brought us closer and higher than we have ever gotten. It's just us alone and Hashem. All locked up together.

 

Yet, I told them, that to go into that cheder yichud with Hashem there is one condition; only one ticket to that will allow us to enter that holy room with Him. See, on Rosh Hashana we are judged. Hashem has three books open in front of Him. The book of the tzadikim- the righteous, the reshaim- the wicked and the beinonim-the in-betweeners. Most of us are pretty sure we're not tzadikim. On the other hand, we all hope and pray that our sins don't outweigh our mitzvos and that we're not considered reshaim. So we pray very hard and do teshuva so that we make it into that middle-book. We ask Hashem to forgive us for all of those big sins that we know we have done. The little ones we figure we can deal with later. As the saying goes when they get up to burning me for those minor sins, I'll know that the worst is behind me already.

 

There is one problem with that plan though, you see. It only lasts until Yom Kippur. On Yom Kippur there are only two books opened; The beinoni book is gone.  It's been sent to recycling. It's out of print. There are only two curtains before Hashem at Ne'ila. Curtain #1 Tzadikim, curtain #2 Reshaim. Which one will it be Schwartz?

 

On the entrance to Auschwitz the Nazi's ym'sh hung a big sign it said "zeh haShaar la' Hashem tzadkim yavo'u vo- This is the gateway of Hashem, the righteous shall enter here." They were right. Anyone that passed through those gates was holy. They were tzadikim. Those are the only ones Hashem lets into His special abode.

 

Hashem doesn't want to be alone in His palace with anyone that has dirty clothing. He doesn't even want anyone with any small coffee stains on their shirt. (How do people manage to drink their morning coffee without getting one? Can somebody please tell me?  After that you can tell me how to eat spaghetti and meatballs as well without getting stains). Hashem only allows those in who are totally clean. No big sins. No small ones. White as snow. Clean and pure as a new born baby after a bath. But don't worry so much, about those stains because He is the best laundromat you'll ever find. He actually does it all by Himself. By hand…with our tears and our teshuva. We just need to tell Him where and what those stains are. We need to tell him that we choose Curtain #1. That we don't want to be beinonim anymore. We are tzadikim that just need to be cleansed.

 

And so on Yom Kippur we walk through those gates together, just like our ancestors did back in Auschwitz singing Ani ma'min be'emuna shlaima- We believe with complete faith.

 

{That by the way is the fourth shlaima, that I left out in my last E-mail, thank you UZ for pointing that out to me- and thank you to the 28 people that pointed out to me that Ka'eileh is only recited on Pesach and not Sukkos- I don't know what I would do without your corrections…but an accompanying donation would be nice as well J}

 

We believe with total faith that we are tzadikim, although stained. We want to be pure. We want to return. We want your Kingship. We want to come once again into your room. La'chazot b'noam Hashem-u'lvakeir b'heichalo- to see Your pleasantness and to visit your Holy abode. And with that we began Ne'ila. "Ashrey yoshvai va'sayecha..." As I said it was intense.

 

But now YK is over. I've eaten numerous times already. I've probably sinned already quite a few times. I've drunk my coffee and go those stains back again. I'm not flying high like I was in my kittel, without shoes, after 25 hours of not eating or drinking and just praying and repenting just a few days ago. I'm no longer screaming Hashem hu ha'elokim again and again with every fiber of my body. I'm just Schwartz who is not sure if he's even a beinoni anymore.  And so we come to Sukkos and I'm feeling a little farklapped, a little like an arava…

 

But there's good news. See, this Sukkos I have declared is the year of the willow branch. The arava, is the simplest of the four species we take together with our lulav, etrog and haddasim. But unlike those other minim that have either smell or taste or both, the aravot have neither. It's got Covid-19. The arava as well is shaped like our mouths and lips and this is the year, that we were more focused on covering up that part of our face than ever before. We are mouthless. Our aravos lips have been g'klampped shut. It is the year that we couldn't smile at others. Our learning, our talking, our breathing were all hampered. We realized that perhaps like the simple humble willow branch that has no fruit, we as well perhaps we're not as righteous as we thought we were. We're no esrogim. And finally just as the arava never really lasts that long once you take it out of water-despite the best efforts of those vacuum packed plastics, wrapping them five times in moist paper towel, aluminum foil and putting them in the fridge overnight. They just wilt and lose that fresh green leafy look they had the day after Yom Kippur. They look g'klapped. Yeah… just like us…

 

But there's something else about the arava. Rav Shach would tell people that worked in Jewish outreach or in education to be careful with people who jump very quickly and make huge life changes in a very short period. I think they use the term "flip out". You know the bochrim in yeshiva that hear a few good lectures and they quickly start throwing out everything they had that was tamey. They start burning the candle all night learning and davening these long tearful shmona esreis, Or those Baalei teshuva's that put on the black hat and adopt a totally shomer torah mitzvos lifestyle in a few life changing weeks or after a good weekend Discovery seminar (do they even do those anymore?). Be careful, Rav Shach would say, Aravos grow the fastest of all of the species, but they are also the first to wilt and die. They don't last. Rav Moshe Feinstien also said similarly that only a convert has to accept the entire Torah at one time, for most of the rest of us it is a lifetime of growth and progress at a slow balanced steady state. But we are aravos. We jumped at one shot through that holy door, but now what?

 

And thus Hashem has blessed us with this incredible holiday of Sukkos. A holiday that is really all about the aravos. Or for punny titles sake- the Aruv of us. The holiday comes after we have walked through His holy gates- His se'u she'arim of Yom Kippur, as a nation that was committed to being righteous tzadikim. He tells us after we came through that gate to the New year. That he really doesn't want us to fast that often at all. He wants us to wear shoes that are planted on this earth. He wants us to build huts. He wants us to take the p'soles goren 'vyekev, those left over branches and shrubs in the field and place them as the roofs on top of our heads so that He can peek down at us all the time. That we can see Him always. He wants to watch us eat and drink and sleep. He loves to hear us sing ( particularly Rabbi Schwartz songs J) To spend family time with our kids. He didn't create us as angels. He's got enough of them up there. He created us His aravos down here.

 

The ticket to get into the house was that we desired to be tzadikim. That we were brave enough to walk through those gates. That we cried and prayed that we should merit to enter. That desire is the reason why he loves us so much. It is why we are are'iv- sweet and pleasant, as in the bracha we say each about learning Torah- V'ha'arev lanu es divrey Sorascha- Hashem should make the Torah sweet to us. Shlomo Ha'melech describes Hashem's love for us Hashmi'ini es koleych- Let me hear you voice, he tells us. Ki kolech arev- because our voice is pleasant and sweet. It is beautiful. Because the voice of the arava, the sound that comes out of those holy lips are the ones that may not smell, they may not taste, they may not have deeds or Torah, but they know how to sing. They know how to tell Hashem how much we love Him and how much better we want to be. It is certainly "lip service". But that lip service comes from the deepest place in our hearts. And that is what is most precious to Hashem.

 

So Hashem commands us on this special holiday to take our poor aravos. Our sweetest and most pleasant-odorless and tasteless- wilting willow branches and tie them together with those tasty date palms and aromatic myrtles and bring them with the holy esrog and shake them all together. Shake them in the Sukkah because you are all in My house. You all share that one desire. Ana Hashem Hoshiya Na, Ana Hashem Hatzlicha Na. We all want to be saved, we all want to be successful in our resolutions. We all need Him. We sing and march around and around for 7 days. The esrog has the heart that desires it, the lulav the spine that resolves to be better, the hadasim, the eyes, that turn in hope to Hashem, but is only the arava, the lips that can express it. That can bring that deepest desire out to the world. That doesn't have any accomplishments, any Torah, any deeds that he can pat himself on the back about. That needs Hashem's help the most and that knows how far he is from being that tzadik and wills it more than anything. Maybe that's why they're called "Will"-ows…

 

This is the year of the arava because more than any other year we have discovered a longing for Hashem. We couldn't come to shul to daven and so we longed for our shuls. Our yeshivos and batei midrash we're closed and we longed for them to be open. To return to learn again, to daven again, to smile again to hold hands and dance together. To get hugged and to see Hashem. We longed for the pleasantness of the days of old-but then we came to understand that the days of old weren't just meant to be the "pre-corona" days.

 

We conclude each Shmona Esrei with the words v'arva hashem…ka'shanim hakadmoniyos..that Hashem should take our offerings once again and they be sweet to Him like the days when His palace was on the Temple Mount. When we could come see Him onn Pesach, on Shavuos and on Sukkos. Those were the three times we would all come to Yerushalayim. When we would bond together with all of our brothers and sisters and proclaim our love, and his Kingship. This year more than any other year when we couldn't do that on Pesach and Shavuos it hurt so much more. We desired by the end of those holidays we would be back there. He would be back here. Sukkos is the last in that triumvirate of pilgrimage holidays. V'Sei'arev lifanecha asiraseinu- May all of the beseeching of Your holy aravos be sweet and accepted before You. Hashev shechinascha l'tziyon- return Your holy presence to Zion. May we sing and dance together in that Sukkas Dovid hanofeles rebuilt this last holiday in this incredible new year. Without any more masks.

 

Have a happy glorious Sukkos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 " Faran dareh gvirim un fetch oremeleit."- Rich men are often lean and poor men fat.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 47) HaMizgaga Museum (Glass Factory Museum) is located in:

A. Yeruham

B.  Haifa

C.  Kibbutz Nahsholim

D.  Zichron Yaakov

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09d0i1yWyxk  - Mordechai Shapiro's latest video Ein Od Milvado…Elka loves it lots of fun!

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/ushpizin  – No Sukkos is complete without at least once singing my most hartzigeh composition and the only song I know of that is soulful for Sukkos!- Ushpizin- sung and arranged by my dear friend Yitz Berry!

 https://youtu.be/jJdSsIsfdFw   – My old friend the great Yossi Newman (of YBC fame) with his latest collaboration with this fun Ki hu livado composition

 https://youtu.be/ku7QQqcn4jY –Berri Webber with EN3RGY knocks it out of the park with this rocking hit Hinini!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

 Sukkkos– V'Samachta B'chagecha- Rejoicing on holidays. It's the song that never ends for the next 8 or 9 days. You can listen to my hip hop version below. The mitzva seemingly as read is for us on Sukkos to be ach samayach- only happy. Sukkos is the time to tap into that fount of joy. Perhaps this year more than any year in the recent past this will certainly be challenging particularly here in Israel under lockdown. But is this mitzva a biblical one or rabbinic one and what does it mean to be happy? How do we order or command an emotion?

 So in fact our sages tell us that the Torah is not commanding our emotion rather it is telling us that we need to engage in acts that bring happiness. True Simcha Rav Soloveichik, derives from the Rambam can only be in front of Hashem in the Temple. In fact, the opinion of the Ramban is that the biblical commandment can only be fulfilled by the bringing of the special chagiga peace offerings in the Beis Hamikdash. The Rambam in the laws of Yom Tov the commentaries understand seems to hold that the biblical obligation can be fulfilled with all manners of simcha. To eat meat and drink wine, to buy new clothing and jewlery for the women and to distribute goodies to the children. The Shaagas Aryeh and Reb Chayim Brisker understand that there is a general mitzva of simcha which in the times of the temple needed to be fulfilled by offerings. However when that is not possible the mitzva still remains to rejoice and it is done through all things that bring joy; the things that can help him enjoy Yom Tov and celebrate it.

 Reb Moshe Shternbuch explains that there are two aspects of the mitzva of simcha. There are acts of simcha, such as the eating or the gifts, or in the times of the Temple bringing the offerings. Yet the Gaon of Vilna suggests that there is an emotional mitzva as well. One must feel happy and joyful the entire Yom Tov. One is forbidden from being sad, angry or anything that might detract from feeling the joy of Yom Tov. Even one who is sick is obligated to be happy. The Gaon is quoted as saying that this is one of the most challenging mitzvos. But imagine the incredible sense one must have of 8 days of pure joy.

 Interestingly enough although generally women are exempt from time bound mitzvos, such as Sukkah and Lulav, the Shaagas Aryeh tells us that they are still obligated in Simcha. He suggests this is because the time bound mitzva- (zman grama) is only for action mitzvos not mitzvas of the heart and thus the obligation for them to be joyous and engage in things that would make them happy is also upon them. The Shevet Halevi tells us that any way that one can make the yom Tov happier, even if it is with trips and family time in honor of the day would all be a fulfillment of the simcha. Certainly dancing at simchat beit ha'shoeiva and music is part of the mitzva…. Just not this year. In fact, the Chazon Ish it was known would sing special yom Tov songs at his holiday meals because he saw that since the eating of the meat and wine was a biblical obligation of joy in place of the offerings in the temple, they should be accompanied by songs, just as the Levites would do for the offerings in the Beis Hamikdash. So maybe there really is a point to the endless v'samachta b'chagecha singing. Did you ever think that your zemiros could be a positive commandment? But if you really want to do it right, check out my Ushpizin song below… That's singing l'mehadrin…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 Zif Shaul vs Dovid Part II- 878 BC- The chase is on. Nov has been taken down by Shaul's command via his general Doeg and Dovid flees to a place called Midbar Zif. It's right outside of Kiryat Arba and Chevron today, a place called Tel Zif. They have cool caves and springs there. In fact in honor of Sukkos, they found over there coins that were made from the time of the Bar Kochva revolt with "for the freedom of Yerushalayim on one side and the Lulav and four species on the other side.

 There Dovid met his brother in law and best friend Yonasan and Yonasan once again warned Dovid he was in danger and that he and Shaul both knew that Dovid was going to be the next King. They parted tearfully and swore they would always be there for one another.

 Now the people that lived in Zif were actually from Dovid's tribe of Yehudah and were even descendants of Caleb ben Yefuneh who was granted the city of Chevron. However unlike their alteh zeydeh who didn't speak lashon harah on the land of Israel with the other spies, they headed right over to Shaul to tell him where Dovid was hiding. Perhaps having seen what happened to the Kohanim of Nov, they got nervous. But regardless they came running to Shaul and Shaul actually demands that they show him exactly where he's hiding out.  The Ziffites are totally on board and they even bring Shaul to exactly the hill where Dovid is hiding. It is as this time that Dovid composes his psalm 54

La'minatzaych ba'neginot a maskil of David.

When the Ziphim came and said to Saul, "Is not David hiding with us?"

O Hashem with Your name save me, and with Your might avenge me.

O Hashem, listen to my prayer, incline Your ear to the words of my mouth.

For strangers rose upon me and violent men sought my soul; they did not place God before them forever….

 Dovid however had moved a little further east to Ma'on, which is non-coincidentally right next to the modern yishuv of Ma'on South of Chevron. There I actually have visited quite  few times with tourists of mine. I have a good friend there that is one of those hilltop youth guys. Sweetest man in the world who also is a sofer. They are settling the land in the most real sense of the word and they stand guard over this ancient tel where Jewish life flourished even in 2nd Temple times as we have uncovered a fantastic shul there with gorgeous mosaics. And that's where Dovid was hiding with 600 men while Shaul was on the other side of the hill with 1000's and the Ziffites.

 Hashem however once again came to Dovid's rescue. A messenger (or malach) came to Shaul and told him that the Philistines were making trouble once again. Shaul struggled with his personal interests and opportunity to get Dovid versus his national duty to defend his people. A struggle that many leaders who shall remain nameless seem to be challenged with… But ultimately he leaves. And Dovid stands to live another day and completes his psalm with the words…

 Ki- mikol tzara hitzilani, v'oivay  ra'asah eini For He saved me from every distress, and my eye saw my enemies.

 Think about that next time you say this kappitel…

 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SUKKOS 5781 JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 Anyone know if Shul's will be open this year for Sukkos? I need to know how much to pay for my Esrog…

 So the Gerrer Chasid's wife is all upset at him when he comes home with his Esrog after hours of shopping for it. She doesn't understand.

"It took you a half hour of meeting with me before we agreed to get married and the Esrog took you 6 hours to to decide which one you want?!"

 "What don't you understand," he said, "with the Esrog I walk together on the street…"

 Because of the lockdown regulations this year, guests are not permitted in your Sukkah. In place of Ushpizin we will be doing Ushpi-zoom.

 You are not allowed to be caught in a sukka that is not yours. So all the Kollel guys are chipping in with 5 shekels to be partners in each others Sukka.

 If they keep the schools closed after Sukkos, I think that the parents will find a vaccine faster than the scientists…

 Will the guy that usually has the custom to poke his neighbor in the eye with his Lulav please make sure that his Lulav this year will be at least 2 meter long so he can stand socially distanced away.

 I'm in a lot of trouble with this Corona. The government doesn't want me at work. My wife doesn't want me in the house and the police don't want me in the streets.

 My Lulav was just flown in from America. Unfortunatly it isn't allowed out of it's protective case for 14 days…

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Answer is C –  And another one right!  This is not an easy one. The glass museum is certainly not a well visited site. Although in truth I have been to this former glass factory founded by Baron Rothschild to make bottles out of the beach by the nachsholim/ Dor sandy shore to use for the bottles of wine that he was making at his vineyards in Zichron Yaakov and other settlements. It's actually not too bad of a museum. One can see some real Avoda Zarah there, a little bit about Napolean as well. The reason I've been there is because that's where the Techelet people run their tours where you go snorkeling for the murex trunculus. And I've done that wuite a few times. So while waiting for them to show up I've stopped off at this museum.  Otherwise I would haef no clue. So now we stand at  Schwartz 36 and 11 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. Only 3 more questions left…