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Friday, August 10, 2018

My Favorite Grave- Re'eh 2018 /5778


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
August 10th 2018 -Volume 8 Issue 42 29th Av 5778

Parshat Re’eh
My Favorite Grave

Can you imagine a sign in a non-Orthodox, or perhaps even non- ultra-Orthodox synagogue that was advertising a field trip for an exciting fun and inspiring filled day visiting…. the graves of dead Rabbis. Do you think that it would generate a lot of enthusiasm? Do you think that everyone would run to get there really early in the morning so as not to miss the bus? How about in your shul? How many people do you think would be signing up for this one? More than for the concert, or the shul annual ball-game or picnic. I venture to say that more people might even show up for the board meeting or even to hear Donald Trump speak. (I don’t even think his supporters like to hear him speak, but I think even they would come to hear him before running around graves all day.). No I don’t think this should be billed as the can’t-miss event of the year.

Yeah, that’s one of the major differences, which I like to point out to my tourists, between American Jews and Israeli Jews. See here in Israel, as anyone who has been around on vacation would know, even if you didn’t take me as your tour-guide (shame on you!), that perhaps one of the biggest attractions of Israel and a must-do on your summer vacation is to visit the graves of great Rabbis and pray there. Go to the Meron to Rebbi Shimon bar Yochai and it is a mob scene, kind of like it used to look like 25 years ago on Lag Ba’Omer. Today, of course there are a half a million on Lag Ba’Omer. I venture to say that there are at least 100,000 visitors there over the three weeks of summer, from what I can tell. Go to the grave of Rabbi Akiva in Tiverya, or Maimonides. Swamped, is putting it mildly. Kever Rachel in Bethlehem, the cave of our Patriarchs in Chevron have also hundreds of thousands that have visited and prayed there this vacation. Then of course you have your hard-core guys that like to jeep out to the boondocks in the hills of the Galile or Golan and find the graves that are harder to get to. Some hike for days to get to these holy places. It’s pretty wild. There are some graves that are so far out you’d probably have to bury me when you get there if I tried to take my tourists there.

The amazing thing to me is however, not the amount of people but the diversity of them all. There are chasidim, lots and lots of them of course. But then you have your Sefardim, your people with knitted kipas and then you have hundreds as well, of men and women that are certainly not comfortable in their Kippa or are not dressed at all religiously. The annoying paper or satin Kippa sits awkwardly on their head, and the women keep pulling that really smelly shmatta silk scarfy thing around their bare shoulders or open necklines. Yes they are there as well. It is a chavaya of prayer for them too. This is our tradition, this is our heritage, this is a point and place that is holy and that I can feel I can connect to Hashem. I may not keep Shabbos, I may not always eat kosher, but I will not deny that my soul wants to connect to its Creator and that my summer experience wouldn’t be complete without some spiritual uplifting as well.

 It’s also a great place for the whole family to get together. To celebrate a birthday, have a reunion. Let’s meet by the cemetery, by the tomb. They have BBQ grills and picnic tables there. We can pray, bond and eat. The holy trinity of Jewish Israeli life. Yes even secular Israelis. And that my friends, is because even the most secular Israeli, has a neshoma that is more on fire more often than not, then those of you in the “other” “guldeneh medina”.

Now one of my and many of the Israelis favorite grave, or tzadik to visit is the tomb of Rebbi Meir Baal Hanes. There are both Ashkenzaic and Sefardic ones there. The Sefardim built theirs first. The Ashkenazim didn’t have money back then so they just very King Solomonically sliced the grave in half. Later on the Ashkenazim had money and built on their side. There’s a great little shuk there with all types of Judaica chatchkes. You can give some money and light some oil candles. And there are great picnic tables and lots of grills in the shaded roof. The bathrooms could use a bit of work though. They even opened up a hachnasat orchim hospitality room where you can free food and drinks. And it is packed. 

Interesting enough, although Rebbi Meir is popular today. It seems when he was around, he wasn’t necessarily as well-accepted. In fact, that I like to tell my tourists that as opposed to Rabbi Shimon bar Yochai who is the most quoted Tanna in the Talmud, without a chapter that doesn’t mention his name, Rebbi Meir is the most un-quoted Rabbi. See, every Mishna that doesn’t have any name attributed to someone, which is left anonymous, is Rebbi Meir. Now although we know that it is certainly a Jewish value to repeat something over in the name of the person who said it, that rule seems to have been to the side when it came to Rebbi Meir. Particularly Rebbi Meir being a descendant of converts, there should be an even greater mitzva to show extra sensitivity to him. So why leave him anonymous.

 The Talmud suggests that it is because they didn’t trust Rebbi Meir. His teacher wasn’t a great guy. He was a known heretic, name Elisha Ben Avuya, or Acheir-the other, and yet Rebbi Meir never abandoned him. They didn’t believe that he had the power to repent. That one can take the good and leave the bad. Rebbi Meir did though. Even after he died and smoke rose up from Elisha’s grave Rebbi Meir refused to budge until the smoke abated and he felt that his teacher was forgiven. So the Rabbis didn’t accept him. They even called him acheirim- the others. They couldn’t get to the depth of his thinking. They ruled that the law does not follow him whenever he would debate his colleague Rabbi Yehuda. He was “chutz la’machane” outside the camp.

Yet today he has been resurrected. I think it is perhaps fair to say that he has even become one of the greatest fund-raisers of our time. Maybe even more than Oorah, or Kupat Ha’ir despite the fact that you can win great prizes or have every Rabbi pray for 40 days for you somewhere. See the charity of Rebbi Meir Baal Hanes was the first international pushka of the Jewish people. Way before those little blue and white charity boxes from the JNF promising to plant a tree for every Bar Mitzva boy (worst gift ever…). For centuries Jews all over the world would give charity in honor of the “God of Rebbi Meir” and beseech Hashem for all of their pressing needs. They would promise to light a candle for his soul and to connect themselves to this tzadik. And their prayers were answered.

In the “frum” world today Rebbi Meir seems to have somehow become associated with finding your lost car keys and other important things like your misplaced cell-phone. I don’t know of any source that explains why he became the lost object go-to man, I assume that it is the same old pressing- need thing that was centuries ago. Just that today our lost cell-phone and car keys are the equivalent of someone starving for food, getting killed by the Cossacks or dying of the black plague; the crises of old. I can tell you that it works though, as I’m sure every frum person out there can as well.

Now why is Rebbi Meir associated with charity? Why am I writing about him this week? And what does this have to do with the Parsha? There is an incredible insight that I saw from the great 19th century Kabbalist Rabbi Yaakov Nineo, the author of the Emes L’Yaakov that explains this custom with an incredible interpretation in a verse in this week’s Torah portion and a dispute in the Talmud that surrounds it. In the middle of the great speech of Moshe, that is the entire book of Devarim, Moshe tell us

Devarim (14:1) Banim atem la’Hashem Elokeichem- We are children of Hashem
The Talmud in Kiddushin brings a debate on this verse

Kiddushin (36.) You are children of Hashem- When you are behaving like the ways of children then you are called children. When you are not behaving like children you are not called children, these are the words of Rabbi Yehudah. Rebbi Meir says R. Meir says, in either case you are called children –

He then brings verses to show that we are children even when we are foolish, children when we are not trustworthy and don’t have faith, children when we are corrupt and even children when we worship idols and abandon God entirely. In the words of the prophet Hoshea (2:1) we are children that don’t even claim to be “ami- members of My tribe” even then Hashem says Bni Kel Chai- We are the children of Living God.

The Rashba notes that although the law is generally that we don’t follow the view of Rebbi Meir in this one particular rule the law is like him. In fact there is only one other case where this happens in the myriad of debates of Rebbi Meir and Rebbi Yehuda. The reason he suggests is because in this particular law we find that the great Rabbi Akiva, who the law generally follows ruled like Rebbi Meir. Where is that?  By another great story in the Talmud.

The Talmud tells us
Bava Basra (10.) The wicked governor of Jerusalem, Turnus Rufus, once asked Rabbi Akiva
“If your God loves poor people then why doesn’t he give them their livelihood?”
Rabbi Akiva answered that Hashem leaves that to us in order that we be saved from Gehenom (through the merit of giving charity).

 Turnus Rufus responded “On the contrary they will be punished for helping them it is like a King who got angry at his servant and he puts him in prison and orders not to bring him food. If one person comes and feeds and gives him to drink will the King not be angry? And aren’t you, the Jewish people, considered servants of your King?”

Rabbi Akiva answered him ”It is rather like a King that gets angry at his son and puts him in prison and orders him not to be fed and someone comes and feeds him and gives him to drink. Will the king not send this man a present? And we are considered children of Hashem as it says ‘You are children of Hashem’.

The Talmud continues with TR saying that we are only children in times when we are behaving but in the times of Rabbi Akiva when we were exiled and the Temple had been destroyed we no longer enjoy that status. Rabbi Akiva however responds that we are commanded to give charity even in times of Exile and thus he quotes verses showing that even in galut we are the children of Hashem.

Zugt the Emes L’Yaakov, so we see that the entire source and permission to give tzedaka while we are in Exile is because we rule like Rebbi Meir. We are always children of Hashem. Religious, non-religious, Shabbat violators, and Israeli flag-burners and spit-on-Israeli soldiers Meah Shearim Neturei Karta guys. Ashkenaz, Sfard, Reform Conservative. Rabbi Meir rules we are all children of Hashem. A child is always a child.  A child can always come home. A child always deserves that his brother and sister will be there for them. It is why whenever we give charity we remember the soul and ruling of Rebbi Meir. It is the merit of Rebbi Meir that can return that which is lost from us. That which we need most to fulfill our purpose in this world, to be returned to us, so that we can in turn return to our Creator, our Father.

We enter the month of Elul this Shabbos, the Bnai Yissaschar tell us that Yaakov and Esau split the months of the year amongst each other. Yaakov took Nisan, Iyar and Sivan. The months that we left Egypt until we received the Torah. Esau got the next three months, Tamuz, Av and Elul. Yaakov however fought with Esau’s angel and took back the month of Elul. It is the month when we do teshuva, when we return to Hashem as we approach the New Year and Yom Kippur in Tishrei. Prior to that battle the Torah tell us that Yaakov was fearful and he was troubled. Rashi notes
Bereshit (32:8) he was fearful he might be killed he was distressed because he might kill acheirim-others.

The Koznitzer Magid notes that when Rashi says he was fearful that he might kill “acheirim-others” he wasn’t referring to Esau or his soldiers. This wasn’t a Golda Meir I-won’t-forgive-them-for-having-us –kill-their-children moment. Esau was trying to kill him and it is a mitzva to kill those who try to kill you. Besides Rashi should have just said he was scared he would kill Esau. Rather he explains Yaakov was nervous he might kill “Acherim”- the ‘other’, none other than the soul of Rebbi Meir, who was called Acheirim, that would  descend from the converts of Esau. The battle of Yaakov was the battle for the soul of Rebbi Meir. Would he remain by Esau or come on over to our side? Would we have the month of Elul for Teshuva or would it be another month of destruction like Tamuz and Av? Would we be children of Hashem? Would we have a mitzva of tzedaka? Will we be given the opportunity for a few dollars to help our brother and “buy” our way out of our sins, and receive that gift from Hashem?

Yaakov won. Elul is ours. We can do teshuva. We can go visit the grave of this great tzadik. We can rediscover that we are always Hashem’s children. All of us that are there. We are brothers and we are sisters. We have one Father. He’s waiting for us to return. One doesn’t have to go to Tiverya to find Him. But it definitely helps. Just make sure you take the right tour guide.

Have a uplifting Shabbos and a fantastic Chodesh Elul Tov,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Oif tsedokeh iz oich do chazokeh” Charity is also a habit.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q. A street dating to the 2nd Temple period, that ascends from the Shiloh pool to
Robinson’s Arch was built:
A. By Herod the Great
B. By Simon the Hasmonean
C. After the days of Pontius Pilate
D. By Nehemiah

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/fM14vcaDXhM- Yoni Z Ayo filmed in Eilat cool!

https://youtu.be/yyUFJMm3hv8  – Shmuli Unger Mach a Bracha Elka loves this song!! And now the video

https://youtu.be/feiF540ofYw - Who else remembers Nyet Nyet Chekobov song…? This is supposed to be updated version… I dunno…

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Re’eh – Ashkenazim and Sefardim read different Haftoras this Shabbos. We’ll talk about the sefardic reading which we will make up in a double haftorah reading in two weeks from now. This week us Ashkenazim take a break from the haftoras of consolation to read the haftora of Shabbat Rosh Chodesh. (Thank You Rabbi Spitz for your great article on this topic- check it out on ohr.edu )The particular verse of the hafotra that connects it to the Rosh Chodesh and Shabbos experience is the ending words of the haftora the vision that Yeshaya sees of the messianic time when

(66:23) And it will be every month as it is renewed and every Shabbat at its appointed time all flesh will come to bow before Hashem.
This vision of Yeshaya really incorporates the entire “big picture” of the Jewish peoples mandate on this world. We are put here to uplift the entire world. All of mankind shares these universal themes. The heavens are the throne of Hashem and the world is his foot-stool. The function of this world is to lift mankind up and bring the worlds together. Yeshaya sees the birth of the Jewish people as Hashem being our midwife. We are here to fulfill the hopes and dreams of the mother. To bring life to the world. To blow in it the spirit of Hashem. Each new month has in it the new opportunity to be born again. To put the past behind us and to embrace the new opportunities. And to start fresh and bring the redemption.
There is one really cool verse in the haftorah that I point out to my tourists regularly. They are in fact written on the Kotel. Well not actually the Kotel but if you go to Robinsons arch near the Southern wall excavations and look up by the bus in the middle of the wall you will see the words
(66:14)  U’rieesem v’sas libchem v’atzmoseichem kdeshe tifrachna- and you shall see and our hearts will rejoice and your bones like grass will sprout up.

These words, written on the wall archeologists suggest were perhaps written there after the destruction of the Temple in the third century when right before the advent Christianity in the Roman empire was accepted, the Jews were offered the opportunity potentially to begin rebuilding and someone wrote that on the wall in the hopes that we would be able to complete it. They knew their haftorah and Isaiah back then I guess. Well we have returned. Most of us that is… now we are just waiting to finish the job. Who knows? May it even be this month.

Yeshaya Hanavi Era of Prophecy (780-700 BC)- Yeshayahu was the author of his own book. It has 66 chapters and it his prophecies that make up the majority of the haftoras 15 in total. He was considered the greatest prophet since Moshe and he died (or more accurately was killed by King Menashe) at age 120 just as Moshe did.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Golden Calf  Aftermath- 1312 BC-  So Moshe gets atonement for the Jewish people. Afterwards he realizes that this Jewish sinning and idolatry problem is not going to go away. Hey, if we could do what we did right after hearing Hashem Himself on Mt. Sinai then what’s gonna happen in a couple of years from now when that is long behind us. As well, Moshe realizes that he ain’t gonna be around forever to pull off this incredible getting Hashem to let us off the hook deal. And he also recognized that Hashem was gets pretty angry and threatened to dump us. So he asks Hashem what will happen when he’s no longer around. “Show me Your Face,” Moshe requests, while the going seems good and Hashem seems to be in the right mood.
So Hashem tells Moshe that he will not be able to see His Face but he can see Him from behind. And in perhaps the most read and famous Torah reading, that we recite each fast day Hashem tells Moshe to stand in the nikrat ha’tzur- the grotto of the flint rock and He will pass before him. Moshe does so and Hashem teaches him the 13 attribuites of mercy telling Moshe that we just need to recite these words and emulate Hashem’s ways and all will be forgiven. Boom. No need for God to send come down to earth and impregnate any woman or kill his make-believe son. No just emulate his ways and recite the 13 and we’re good to go.

Now in Israel there are a few places that I talk about this story. First of all whenever I go by the multitude of churches that still desecrate this country. Which are certainly much more spiritually and Jewishly repugnant than any of the mosques that are around. After-all as Maimonides says Islam isn’t idolatry. Christianity on the other hand that denies that Hashem gave us these 13 attributes and that He will never abandon us and that had to come up with some ridiculous trinity concept certainly is. As well I also like to mention this story when we are by Rosh Hanikra and point out to my tourists what a grotto is and that there is flint all over here. not that this is the place but it’s a great place to envision it. Particularly when one closes ones eyes and listens to the sounds of the waves, which is the Kolot Mayim Rabim of the Mishbirei Yam that King David tells us the sound sounds of crashing waves of the sea are the sounds of the heavens and the greatness of Hashem.

But the last place I speak about this story, which I only recently just starts, is in Peki’in by the cave of Rabbi Shimon Bar Yochai who hid for 13 years there and sefarim suggest that this was the cave of Moshe that Hashem transported for Rabbi Shimon, who shared the soul of Moshe. He was there 13 years studying each year a different attribute and it is Rabbi Shimon that then came out and said I can save the entire world from judgement. That’s pretty cool I think. But that I only tell my really mystical tourists. And of course you guys that actually read this section of this extraaaa long E-Mail. Thanks!

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S REALLY TERRIBLE NEW MOON  JOKES  OF THE WEEK

What is Hitler’s least favorite month? Jewly.

Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke? A: When it's down to its last quarter.

Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? A: The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

What do you call a moon out of orbit? A Lunatic!

Q: How does a man on a moon get his haircut? A: Eclipse it.

Q: Why wasn't the moon hungry? A: Because it was full!

Berel and Shmerel were sitting on a bench talking ... and Berel says to the Shmerel, "Which do you think is farther away ... Florida or the moon?" Berel turns and says "Hellooooooo, can you see Florida?"

In 2020 after the Israelis sent their first astronaut to the Moon, Ahmadeinajad, from Iran announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!" "What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"

NASA had sent many shuttles to orbit the earth and attempted to include passengers of all races, colour and creed. One day, they realized they hadn't invited anyone from the clergy so they invited a priest and a rabbi to orbit the earth.
Upon their return, they were asked to go straight to the Media room to give the world their impressions of the experience.
The priest came into the room with a smile on his face. His statement was full of joy. He said, "It was totally amazing. I saw the sun rise and set. I saw the beautiful oceans. I'm truly in awe."
But the rabbi came into the room completely dishevelled. His beard was tangled, his kippot was askew and his tallis was creased. The reporters asked him whether he enjoyed the experience.
He threw his hands in the air and said, "Enjoy? Oy vay, you must be joking. How could I find time to enjoy? Every few minutes the sun was rising and setting! So it was on with the tefillin, off with the tefillin, mincha, maariv, mincha, maariv.... Oy Gevalt."
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Answer is A– Or maybe the answer is D. See, herod built the Temple Mount and the Beit Hamikdash as well as Robinsons arch which was a staircase that went up from the road below. So Nechemia who brough the Jews back here at thebeggining of the 2nd Temple period and Shimon who expanded the Temple in the times of the Chasmonaim are definitely wrong. As there was no Temple Mount structure then, although jews definitely went down to the Shiloah pool even in the first Temle period. So seemingly the right answer is Herod. However when I posted it on my Whatsapp Tour guide group, someone pointed out that in his recent hishtalmiyot- that is the continuing ed that we tour guides need to go on a Ministry of Tourism sanctioned and led tour once a year, the told him that recent excavations show that the road was built by Pontius Pilate who lived after Herod and all the coins they found there date from only that time. That is not to say that it wasn’t there before, and I’m not sure if there are sources that show he went all the way down to the pool. So this may have been a trick question based on the new finds. But I find it hard to believe that Herod didn’t have a road there as he built the whole structure and generally didn’t do half jobs. But I think that if someone answered Pilate he could argue its correct as well based on recent finds.

Friday, August 3, 2018

The Non-Atkins Approved E-Mail-Parshat Eikev 2018 /5778


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
August 3rd 2018 -Volume 8 Issue 41 23rd Av 5778

Parshat Eikev
The Non-Atkins Approved E-Mail

Bentch-a-phobia, sadly this seems to be a recent illness that I have noticed amongst some Orthodox Jews. Unlike its accompanying neurosis fleish-a-phobia (the fear of being flieshigs-having eaten meat and then being prohibited from eating ice cream, chocolate or any other dairy product for the next 6 hours according to traditional Jewish practice) which seems to only be found amongst women and teenage girls; we guys know that a good steak or shwarma trumps an ice cream any day. Bentch-a-phobia, or the fear of eating bread and thus being obligated in having to take the extra 15 seconds to wash ones hands before eating (in general a good a practice, my mother taught me and my wife kind of enforces…with soap) and make a blessing and then spending the extra few minutes on the longer after-blessing called bentching that a bread meal requires, seems to be found by many Jews without any differentiation towards gender, age, and even meat or dairy orientation.

There are of course varying degrees in which some people suffer from this disease. There are some that will order the steak and shwarma plate meal, even though it is more expensive, rather than have to bentch (the Yiddish term for the after blessing). There are others though, perhaps more frugal, that will even order the hamburger and/or hot dog (because one is never enough) but make the extra effort to remove the bun in order not to bentch. I've even seen some people dump a beautiful shwarma and falafel onto their plate removing their pita or even worse their laffa and discarding it with the disdain that only broccoli or cauliflower deserves, just to avoid that 3 minute blessing afterwards; A true travesty, indeed. In fact entire industries of fruit-juice based bread products (rather than water which therefore does not give it the halachic status of bread and requiring the after blessing) have developed around this phenomena. Mezonot rolls (named after the shorter blessing), mezonot pizza- or alternately making sure not to eat more than one slice as starving as you may be are all just there so that people don't have to wash and bentch. Certainly not for flavor. Oyy what our world has come to…

As this weekly E-mail's function is to inspire and address pressing issues amongst my fellow Members of the Tribe, and as this week's Torah portion contains this wonderful mitzvah of blessing, and being that it is the summer time and many are on vacation and seem to be in a rush and try to avoid the bentching (although from what I can see everyone has all the time in the world to examine the menu and decide what to order…if only people would bentch half as long as it took them to decide what side dish they wanted-just choose the fries already…) there is no better time than to address the ills and maladies of this terrible disorder. The Torah commands us and we recite this portion twice a day in the 2nd paragraph of the Shema that when we will listen to the mitzvahs hashem has commanded us, Hashem will than bring rain and give us crops.

V'aChalta Vi'Sava'ata U'Veirachta Es Hashem Elokecha al Ha'aretz Ha'Tova asher Nasan Lach-And you shall eat and be satiated and you shall bless Hashesm your God on the good land which he gave to you.

This is in fact the only biblically commanded blessing in the entire Torah. That's right if one wants to fulfill a biblical commandment (rather than just the rabbinical commandment-that all other blessings are) than Bentch. In fact all of our organized prayers that we have today are rabbinical in nature. Shabbat, Rosh HaShanah, Yom Kippur, we are biblically obligated to celebrate, sanctify and observe these special days and according to some authorities we even have a biblical obligation perhaps daily to talk to God in times of need. But the only mitzvah where the Torah actually explicitly commands us to engage in a verbal communication with the Master of the World is right after you chow down on that big juicy corned beef sandwich on rye. It is as if Hashem is telling us, you want to get a mitzvah to talk to me. Eat a little challa, a croissant, a bagel a baguette and then we can schmooze. Then we have to schmooze. For it is than that you can really appreciate me. One slice of pizza, a mezonos roll, a salad…not so much. OK, the Rabbis said those also require and earn you a shorter blessing. But if you really want to connect, one must have some delicious bread.
Even more interesting about this blessing, now that I've convinced you to wash a little bit and sit down and grab a roll, is that the entire blessing to a large degree revolves around an appreciation of not just God, but of the land of Israel.

We thank you, Hashem our God, that you inherited to our forefather a land that is desirous, good, and spacious.
There is no land that is more special in the world. Everyone wants a piece of us. It is the land which the Torah portion tells us this week is playing non-stop on Hashem's live feed wide screen heavenly screen 24/7 (OK maybe it doesn't say it in exactly those words). It is spacious. There is room for every Jew that wants to move here. If you are visiting or touring this country this summer with you family and want to impress upon them the beauty of Israel and our spiritual and ancestral connection to it, how can you not bentch and say these words?

The blessing continues with us recalling how we were redeemed from Egypt, our eternal covenant with Hashem, the Torah we were gifted with and the daily life, kindness and graciousness that we receive from Him. All because of that one slice of bread. Rav Ben Tzion Baruch, the founder of the Jerusalem branch of the Novhardok Yeshiva, in the 1930's shares another inspirational insight about this blessing. He suggests that as opposed to if one comes to someone's house for dinner and thanks them afterwards for the wonderful meal that they had. If one would begin to thank them for the table and chairs and house that they were hosted in it would be a little bizarre. Yet when one bentches we thank Hashem for everything and especially for the land of Israel for the wording of the blessing is not past tense it is present. It is more similar to a an analogy of someone who is thirsty and starving and all of a sudden a plane picks him up and brings him to a beautiful island with all the amenities one could ever possibly dream of. In that case of course one thanks their benefactor for everything. When we eat we are meant to appreciate that Hashem created all of this and allows it to exist only for our pleasure in order to him. When we eat that delicious meal we are meant to think about how he provided this special land, the rain, the crops and gave us our freedom and the medium of Torah and Mitzvos to express our gratitude and raise ourselves to higher spiritual level.

Finally, the last of the three biblical blessings that we make after we finished that luscious everything bagel and Lox sandwich with some cream cheese, red onion, and of course sliced juicy tomato (this is for those fleish-a-phobes), is the blessing for Hashem to have mercy and restore our Temple

Our God, Our Father-tend us…sustain us…support us…relieve us…. Rebuild Yerushalayim the holy city soon in our days.

Once we have realized that Hashem has not only created but continues to provide all that we need to survive and granted us this special land in which to fulfill our heavenly mandate, we than ask Him to finally restore to us our precious Beit Ha'Mikdash, our holiest Temple, His presence once again amongst our nation, so that we may have not just our and the entire worlds physical needs but even more significantly our spiritual purpose fulfilled through that glorious destiny.

There is more to the blessing after the bread that we say. The fourth blessing the Rabbis added in that describes Hashems Divine providence in our daily lives and all types of other blessings and supplication. They shouldn't take you more than another three minutes or so. Maybe four minutes if you sing it and bang on the table and to the clapping NCSY hand signals that accompany the traditional tune. But I guarantee you there will be no better and more fruitful time spent your entire meal than in the few minutes after your bread meal reciting these meaningful words. Think about it when you sit there with your menu. You have the opportunity to order a meal and get a mitzvah and recite the oldest blessing in Jewish tradition. Or you can just have a salad. Grab another piece of challah, Forget about your Dr. Atkins grain free diet. He died of a heart attack. I on the other hand am offering yu a wonderful whole grain, organic slice of heaven.

Have satisfying delicious Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Faran dareh gvirim un fetch oremeleit..”- Rich men are often lean and poor men fat.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q. Ritual baths with 3 partitions on the stairs were found in:
A. Ramat Rachel
B. The Ophel
C. Masada
D. Qumran

RABBI SCHWARTZ COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/uKTfacBMqcc- Ari Goldwag just hit 6 million views on his Am Echad video this is his special behind the scenes video that’s great!

https://youtu.be/IihQnx7Grws  – Dovid Lowy great Pinchas Wolf Song and video Yom Yom love it!

https://youtu.be/wl8EQG3WuOc - Golden oldie- Tzlil VZemer- Ki Nicham Tzion from this weeks haftorah


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HAFTORA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Eikev – Hope. That is what this haftora is about in one word. Hope and love. The haftorah begins with the Tzion, Yerushalayim calling out to Hashem. It wonders how it has been abandoned. It’s nation, its people exiled. Hashem responds in the most reassuring words. That just as Mother can never forget her child, nursing mother her infant, so Hashem can not forget the Jewish people. We are inscribed on His palms eternally. This metaphor of parent and child is heightened when Hashem describes the loving marital bond we share as well as how our sins have led to our “divorce”.
Yet it is only temporary. The nation will return. Tzion will be comforted. Perhaps one of the most incredible prophecies that we see fulfilled in our days are the words
Isaiah (49:19-20) For your ruins and your desolate places and your land that has been destroyed, for now you shall be crowded by the inhabitants, and those who would destroy you shall be far away.Your children of whom you were bereaved shall yet say in your ears, "The place is too narrow for me; move over for me so that I will dwell.
Yeah… anyone here been to Jerusalem lately. Pretty amazing, isn’t it? The once desolate city is now according to an article I read one of the top ten expensive cities on Air BNBin the world.. Fuggedabout trying to buy a house there.
It talks about how non- Jewish nations will “return us to Israel and be our nursemaids.
Ibid (22:23) ) So said the Lord God, "Behold I will raise My hand to the nations, and to the peoples will I raise My standard, and they shall bring your sons in their armpits, and your daughters shall be borne on their shoulder[s].
And kings shall be your nursing fathers and their princesses your wet nurses; they shall prostrate themselves to you with their face on the ground, and they shall lick the dust of your feet, and you shall know that I am the Lord, for those who wait for Me shall not be ashamed.
And yes as well we see much of that being fulfilled today as we nurse from our friends the evangelicals, many of them even supporting Aliya. Truly amazing
Perhaps the most amazing thought and comfort of Yeshaya is that our job to reach out to the world and return home will certainly come before Mashiach. With the mere repopulation of our cities and the return home, the job already gets started. May we merit to see it to its glorious final conclusion.

Yeshaya Hanavi Era of Prophecy (780-700 BC)- Yeshayahu was the author of his own book. It has 66 chapters and it his prophecies that make up the majority of the haftoras 15 in total. He was considered the greatest prophet since Moshe and he died (or more accurately was killed by King Menashe) at age 120 just as Moshe did.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK
Golden Calf- 1312 BC-  So right after we got the Torah, Moshe goes up to Sinai and the Jews don’t have the concept of Jewish time yet. Hey, we were new to this thing. Moshe is late. We freak out and the next thing you know we are partying around a Golden Calf singing this is this our God who took us out of Egypt. Hashem, gets angry, Moshe heads down the mountain and calls for volunteers and the tribe of Levi steps up to the plate and slaughters a few thousand of the worshippers. And thus started two traditions; idolatry and zealotry.

For the entire first Temple the plague of idolatry decimated the people. Seems like it was kind of like smartphones and the internet back then. People just couldn’t kick the habit despite the destruction that might come out of it. All over Israel one can find “Jewish idolatry” Most of the biblical cities from the first Temple period had idols. In Tel Arad one can even see the old temple that was hidden and buried. The Israel Museum is full of them. When one goes down into the Herodian quarter underneath the Rova in Jerusalem they even have little calf idols that they found there.

Similarly in Tel Dan I always like to speak about the idol of Micha, the adopted son of Moshe who according to the Midrash made the golden calf and whose idol came with him from Egypt that was kept there. It is perhaps why centuries later Yeravam Ben Nevat, the firt king of the northern Kingdom of Israel used as his symbol for the northern ten tribes of Israel, the golden calf as jarring as that might seem. Seemingly he was trying to connect his worship to the Temple of Micha that was here earlier.

Now to talk about zealotry in Israel is also sadly something that one can point out to my tourists. Just drive through Jerusalem to Meah Shearim and there are still those zealots there that will spit and stone you if you are not dressed properly or are wearing an Israeli army uniform which they see as a threat to their way of life. Kikar Shabbat has since the founding of the state been the place of demonstrations in the early state days against Shabbat desecration. Today that’s not such an issue, although there are fight going on about the tachana rishona- first train station restaurant area and its Shabbat opening, as well as some buses running close to the time Shabbat is over. Most of the demonstrations though have moved to the entrance to Jerusalem, right across from my daughter’s apartment. Not that she does anything worth protesting about. But it is also across from the Army drafting office and that’s a great place they feel to block traffic and mess up everyone’s life. Hey at least they’re not killing anyone.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S  HEAT WAVE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Did you know that the Jews invented sushi? That's right - two Jews bought a restaurant with no kitchen.-Jackie Mason

Yankel was terribly overweight,  so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day. Then eat regularly again for two days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for two weeks. Next time I see you, you should have lost at least five pounds."
When Yankel returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds! "Wow, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"  Yankel nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead on the third day."  "From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.  "No, from the skipping."   
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Vedding Cake?

Berel is on another of his weight reduction diets and goes to see his doctor with a hamishe cucumber up his nose, a bagel shoved in his right ear and a wine glass sticking out of his left ear.
Berel says, "Doctor, I'm not feeling very well."
The doctor replied, "It’s no wonder - you're not eating right."

Chaim is flying back to London. He boards his plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a heavy, mean-looking, huge man with a swastika tatoo sits next to him and promptly falls asleep.
During the flight, Chaim begins to feel quite sick and wants to go to the toilet, but he's afraid to wake the giant and it would be impossible to climb over him. So Chaim has to sit there trying to decide the best course of action. Suddenly, the plane hits some air turbulence and lurches around for a few seconds. A wave of nausea overcomes Chaim and he is sick all over his neighbor.
Some time later, the skinhead awakes and sees the vomit over him.
"So," says Chaim, "are you feeling better now?"

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Answer is D– So the answer to this one is Qumran. I got this one wrong as well. It’s a good thing I didn’t take this exam in 2017… most of our mikvas have one partition in them. One for the Tamey people to go down and one for the Tahor ones to come out. They were separated so that the ones going down wouldn’t bump into the ones coming out and then they would have to purify themselves again. In Qumran, which is where the Dead Sea scrolls were found, a Jewish breakoff group lived during the end of the second Temple. They were big into mikvas and purity. They had three partitions. There are different theories as to why. Some suggest it was so that the limited water in that area could pour in better. Others suggest that their “priests” would go through the middle lane. I always thought it made more sense to have three lanes so that the fat people don’t bump into the other ones, and so the middle lane would remain empty as a buffer. Who knows?