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Friday, May 12, 2023

Counting Years- Parshat Behar Bechukosai 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 12th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 30 21st of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Behar- Bechukosai

Counting Years

Baruch Ata Hashem Elokeinu Melech Ha’Olam Asher Kidishanu B’mitzvosuv V’Tzivanu Al sefiras Ha’Yovel- Blessed are you Hashem our God the King of the world that sanctified us with His commandments and commanded us on the counting of… the Yovel!

 

This year is the 2nd year that is one year of the first shemitta and one year in the Yovel.

 

Now that’s a bracha that I imagine you’ve never heard of before. Yet, God willing the courts of Yerushalayim will be reestablished there once again and every year we will count the years and shemittas in the 49 +1-year cycle of 7 shemitas in the 50-year Yovel/Jubilee cycle. Actually, the exact dating of the above count is according to the Chasam Sofer who calculated how many 50 year cycles there have been since creation. According to his calculation the year 2022 was a yovel year as was the year 1973- which happened to have been the year of the Yom Kippur War. A day when freedom from our enemies was certainly called out to the land.

 

Even more fascinating is that according to the method of calculation of the Jubilee years according to Rebbi Yehudah mentioned by the Imrei Bina (in which in Exile from the Temple the count is a 49-year cycle rather than a 50-year cycle) then the year 1967 was the Yovel year. Not just a yovel year but the 48th yovel year from Creation. 48 being the gematria of the word yovel. And of course 1967, the year that Hashem returned us miraculously to Yerushalayim, Gaza, the Golan Chevron and to Kever Rachel in the 6-day war was truly one of the most remarkable years in modern history. If Yovel is about each Jew returning to his homeland and portion is there any other year in modern history that you could point to in which that was fulfilled.

 

To make this even more fun, once we’re at it. The beginning of the Yovel cycle prior to 1967 was in 1918 was when the Balfour declaration was made not long after Yom Kippur of that year. Yup, it was that declaration that began the world recognition of the right of the Jewish people to a national homeland in Eretz Yisrael for the first time in 2000 years.  As well that declaration came right after Yerushalayim was conquered by General Allenby who served under the British Prime Minister Lloyd George. In Hebrew we write George- “Gorg” or Gog… I’m not saying anything Messianic about Gog and Magog battles and Messianic revelations, but there were certainly great men back then that did suggest it was in fact when the reishis tzmichas geulaseinu- the sprouting of our redemption began. I’m sure lots of guys in coffee rooms as well we’re talking about it. Thank god there were no bloggers or Facebook posts or whatsapp groups that would’ve been burning up the Net at the time.

 

But anyways, back to the bracha. We are in the period of counting the Omer right now and trying to keep track of 49 days to make with a blessing is challenging enough, I think for most. Can you imagine 49 years of counting. OK, it seems that it would only be a once-a-year type of ceremonial count, so that shouldn’t be so bad. Yet it would seem according to some of our Rabbis that in fact it would be a mitzva to count what number year it is in the shemitta and Yovel cycle each time we mention the year. The fact that we count the year 5783 this year from Creation is good practice to knowing where we stand since the beginning of the world when Adam Ha’Rishon was born. Especially since the Zohar tells us that the entire world is only going to exist for 6000 years until the Shabbos of the world will come in the 7th millenia. Of course some suggest that since we always bring in Shabbos early before sunset, then of course the 7th millennia will start as well “early” and if you ask me 217 years sounds just about right.  But to throw into that what year we stand in the shemitta cycle and in the 50-year Yovel cycle seems to me to be a bit of TMI. What’s the point?

 

Yet, the answer it would seem is that it is not only important, but it is really the crux and essence of everything. The Klei Yakar explains this mitzva of Yovel as one of being the average lifespan of a human being’s “accomplishing years”. A man, King David tells us, lives until 70, although he does give you until 80 if you’re strong. As well, the first 20 years of one’s life is really a maturing process, and one is not even held liable in shamayim for sins until after the age of 20. (Although we will stone you to death down here for sinning at age 13. So don’t get any bright ideas all you under-20-year-olds or children at the Shabbos table where Tatty is reading this.) So we’ve got 50 good years.

 

The function of the Yovel is to remind us that those 50 years are all not really ours. Everything that we do comes from Hashem. All the wealth that we amass, all that we accomplish, all the “slaves” we’ve acquired, the real estate we’ve bought and the “roots” we may have planted in fields that our not our ancestral heritage all return to where they came from. In his words, if that’s the case then we should make sure to be putting our focus on the things in life that have permanence. We should take our limited time on this world to be building, acquiring and planting seeds that will be with us forever. Because everything else… will just go back to where it came from.

 

Do you know how many months there are in 50 years? 600. How many days? 18,250. How many hours? 438,000. Most of us live checking our watches or our phones and we live minute to minute day to day. And we’ve got plenty of time. I don’t have to take care of this today. I’ve got tomorrow. I’ve got next month. Maybe next year. After all we’ve got lots of days, months, and years to realize all of our plans and dreams and goals. The Dubna Magid teaches us though that it is precisely for that reason that we need to count our years to Yovel. We’ve only got one Yovel - one fifty-year period to make it all happen. After that… the game is pretty much over. The count of Yovel each year is to remind us that our life clock is ticking, and we only have one life and one Yovel to make it all happen.

 

Yet, Rav Hirsch takes the count of the Yovel to an even deeper level. He notes that the Yovel count is really not relevant today. This past year, when I spent a lot of time with my tourists visiting Shemitta farms, I pointed out to them that the laws of shemitta today are only Rabbinic in nature. When I asked them why that was, many of the mistakenly told me that it was because there was no Bais Ha’Mikkdash. The wrong answer, of course. Which I why I asked it in the first place. The real reason that Shemitta isn’t biblically obligated today, is because we derive the laws of Shemitta from Yovel and it is only when the Yovel is in force that the shemitta is. This of course leads to the next question, which is why the Yovel isn’t in force. I mean we have to keep Shabbos each week. Why not Shemitta? Why not Yovel?

 

The answer the Talmud tells us is because Yovel is specifically dependent on an era when all or most of the Jews are living in the land of Israel in their biblical heritage lands. It’s why incidentally that according to that reasoning we haven’t really had Shemitta and Yovel in force biblically since the times when Reuven and Gad and half the tribe of Menashe were exiled from the land about 100 or so years before the destruction of the first Temple. During the second Temple most Jews didn’t return to Israel. They were happy to stay in Bavel Park. They would probably come visit for holidays and take some great tour guides, maybe send their daughters for seminary or let their newly married children honeymoon there a bit in Kollel until they come back to the “real” world in the diaspora. But they weren’t moving to that country full of Israelis. And thus during the second Temple there was no biblical Yovel or shemitta as well. By the way that would mean fantastically enough that there were probably more people keeping Shemitta this past year in Eretz Yisrael then has been kept since the period of King Solomon. As from not long after his reign the Jews violated the laws of Shemitta, as Chazal tell us and it was the reason why we were exiled for 70 years. We’re living in historic times, certainly. By the way we are getting closer and closer to that time once again when the majority of Israel is here once again.

 

Rav Hirsh explains this unique halacha and is troubled by it. We don’t find other mitzvos dependent on the majority of Israel living here. We put on tefillin, we celebrate all our holidays, and we bring sacrifices even if a minority live in Israel. What makes Yovel l unique in that way? The answer is that he explains is that Yovel is national mitzva. It is the shemitta of the nation. Every 7th year every single farmer individually has to be make a reckoning of his life, where he gets his blessing from, what his role and really achievements are. He needs to be reminded who the land really belongs to. Yet the power to do that only comes from the Yovel year to which he counts from. For Yovel is when we as a nation remember what we are here for. Who gave us this national homeland. What He wants us to accomplish with it. What we have 50 years to do with it. Yet, we can only realize those national goals if we are all here together. If there’s Jews left behind, then we don’t even start to count towards our goals, because we are missing the basic ingredients and components necessary to make them happen.

 

It’s not only all of us being here as well that is a condition for the Yovel to count. It’s each Jew living in his ancestral portion. We need to be rooted and tapped in to where we really came from. Yovel does that for us. It makes us remember that we are not Americans, we’re not Detroiters, or Lakewooders. We’re not even Bnai Brakkers of Yerushalmim or Beit Shemeshites. We’re from an ancestral tribe that has a portion here in Israel. That’s our identity. That’s where we come from. I don’t know who said it once, but the saying goes if you don’t know where you come from, you can’t know where you’re going to. Yovel is about going back to the beginning. It’s going back to Creation. It’s right after Yom Kippur when we become cleansed, and we start the world again.

 

Shemitta and Yovel are called Shabbos. One of my Rabbis pointed out to me once that what is unique about the Jewish people and our holy tongue is that we don’t count days of the week. There is no Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday in Hebrew. It is Yom Rishon, Yom Sheini and Yom Shlishi – the first day the second day and the third day. The first from what? The second from what? It is from Shabbos. We count every day from Shabbos. According to the Ramban that is as well part of the mitzva of remembering Shabbos. Every day, Every year and every fifty years- a lifespan- we tap into our source of life; the Creator of the world.

 

Yovel, the year of freedom is the pinnacle of that. It’s when we are all connected. We are all planted and rooted in our land. Produce in the Torah is called yevula- it is what comes from the source and is brought to its proper destination. That is really the essence of what freedom is. Being able to become the most that we can become and having all the resources and being in the proper path and direction to achieve and realize our goals.

 

The Chafetz Chaim once told his students that the price that one pays to redeem a slave is according to the years left in his yovel cycle. If he has 5 years to yovel then obviously it is a higher price to redeem him. If he has only one year left, then it doesn’t cost that much to set him free. Similarly, he suggests is the way that we will ultimately be redeemed. Sure, we may not be as great, or as holy, or as righteous as previous generations. We may not have as much Torah learning, or piety or even faith as those that came before us did. But we are in the last generations before that ultimate Shofar blast of Yovel. We don’t need that many merits. We just need a little bit of faith. Perhaps one extra mitzva. One kind word to someone. One act of charity, of kindness, a little bit of Torah learning, maybe even just an inspiring E-Mail. Yes, we count days, and weeks, and years, but Hashem is counting all of those little deeds as well, our tears, our hopes and our thoughts of teshuva. May this be the last year that we are only counting the days and weeks of Omer and may we all merit soon to make that bracha that we have waited so long to hear al sefiras ha’yovel.

 

Have a Shabbos that counts,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Az du gaist oifen laiter, tsail di treplech.- When you climb a ladder, count the rungs.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

21) The plant carved on "Corinthian columns" is:

A main crop grown in the Jordan Rift Valley is:

A) date

B) olive

C) avocado

D) mango

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/ma-rabu  - It is here boys and girls… My long awaited for composed under the Victoria Falls in Africa song- my Amazing Ma Rabu!! Dovid Lowy knocked it out of the park this time with his arrangements and Vocals… Let me know what you think?

 

https://youtu.be/SFFXhLZoHNc  -Joey Newcomb’s latest song Ka’Eilah… hilarious…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HASW09vYUw   – Benny Friedman and Mo Shapiro L’Chai Olamim it…

 

https://vimeo.com/276854831    – A moving powerful video of my Uncle Mendy Klein Z”L who’s yartzeit was this past week. Watch and be moved to tears and be inspired as I was… his neshoma should have an aliya

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Our Man in Damascus- 680 BC- No, the title of this week’s column is not about Eli Cohen, the spy in the 1960’s- who’s yartzeit was this past week, and whose intelligence that he passed on to the Israelis led to our miraculous victory in the 6-Day War. He was caught and executed this past week over 50 years ago on Syrian National TV when he was hung in Damascus Square. Rather we’re still learning about Elisha and did you know that he was our original spy in Damascus or in Aram as it was biblically known as.

 

The Navi tells us that the King of Aram was out to kill Yehoram the King of the Northern Kingdom of Israel based in the Shomron. He told his officers in confidence that they should set and ambush for the king along the paths and road that he was traveling. Yet, it seems that Elisha, who was at the time was hanging out in the ancient city of Dosan was able to divinely intuit his conversations and he sent warning to Yehoram. This happened once, twice and three times. Finally the King of Aram suspecting a spy or traitor in his midst confronted his men. Yet they told him, that he was looking in the wrong place. The informant was Elisha. He was a holy man and a prophet and he could tell hear “even the private conversations you have in your bedroom”. The King was obviously perturbed and yet rather than back down- and not mess with the holy prophet, which would’ve been the smart thing to do. He decides to send his army to Dosan and capture Elisha.

 

Tel Dosan, is actually identified by the great Jewish traveler and pilgrim Rav Ashtori Ha’Parchi in the 14th century and was excavated in the early 1950’s and again in 2002 and 2013. This is the biblical site seemingly where Yosef met his brothers and they threw him the pit. There is in fact until today a pit that the Muslims have a tradition was that pit called Bir Al Chafira or Bir Jussuf and it’s about 60 feet deep. Being in the North part of the Shomron/ West Bank about 10 KM west of Jenin and north of Shechem, it’s not a place where I do much touring. But who knows? Maybe one day. As well interestingly enough they found a mizbayach there which dates back to this period of Elisha.

 

Well Aram’s army pulls up to town. Yet, Elisha wasn’t too intimidated. As he walks the next morning early out of his house with his student, who begins to freak out a bit at the scary army outside their gate, Elisha tells him not to fear. “We are more than them”. He tells him. He waves his holy hands in front of his eyes and wada boom wada bing Hashem opens up his eyes and he sees fiery chariots with heavenly angels that are surrounding the army of Aram. Have no fear, help is on the way. Yet, it’s not the army of Hashem that will take care of this army. Elisha has another plan. Stay tuned next week- to hear the rest of this story, I can bet most of you have never heard.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE COUNTING JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

Zelda was a shaggy looking old Jewish lady who went one day into her bank and asks the teller...

"Can I please withdraw $10 from my account?" while handing over her debit card.

 

The teller, annoyed at such a transaction request, rudely tells the Zelda "Go to the ATM, stop holding up the line for $10."

 

Zelda then says "Okay, then I want to withdraw $10k from my account."

The teller, now a little bit incredulous, takes the old lady's debit card, checks her account, and sees that she has over $500k on deposit. She apologizes, informs the manager, and begins counting the money.

 

After a few minutes, the teller hands over the $10k in $100 bills to the old lady and asks "Is there anything else I can help you with?

 

Zelda replies "Yes, I want to deposit $9,990." while handing the $10k back to the teller.

 

Berel went to the doctor because he had trouble falling asleep.The doctor told him to count to 1000 every night to help him fall asleep. So that night, Berel got into bed and started counting to 1000. When he got to 50, he started feeling very tired, so he got up, made himself a coffee, and went back to bed to keep on counting.

 

A retired boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks.

“I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time I get to the number nine I stand up.”

 

Someone asked me to describe myself in 4 words. I said "bad at counting"

 

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.

 

The teacher asks little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he says. "My daddy taught me."

"Can you tell me what comes after three?"

"Four," answers little Johnny.

 "What comes after six?"

"Seven," answers little Johnny. "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a very fine job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," answers little Johnny.

 

Shaindel turned to her husband Tevye one night and asked him “What do you think of our love?”

 

Tevye told her that she should go outside and count the stars in the sky.

 

Shaindel was so touched…” Aww... are you saying it's infinity?!”

 

Tevye “ Nope. It's just a waste of time.”

 

What are ten items you can count on? Your fingers.

 

What does zero always envy of eight? His belt

 

A teacher asked the two fours why they skipped lunch. They replied: they already eight.

 

Can we make seven an even number? Yes, just take off its’ S.’

 

Ever wondered what’s always odd? Every other number.

 

A company hired an odd man to do six jobs. When they asked, he’d only done jobs one, three, and five.

 

Any idea why the quarter never rolls down the mountain along with the nickel? Maybe because the quarter always has more cents.

 

Minus sign met positive sign and asked are you sure I make a difference? The positive sign replied, “I am positive.”

 

What do people call number 1 and number 9 when they get married? What an odd couple. 

 

Why can you never trust a math teacher? Because they are constantly calculating.

 

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The answer to this week”s question is A – . So I got this one only half right. The second part of the question was easy. My favorite Date farmers live in the Jordan Valley and the sweetes dates in the world and 70% of the European Date market comes from the mejoul Dates grown near Yericho- where they’ve always grown. Well that is except for about 2000 years or so when the Jewish people weren’t in the country and nothing grew here- as the Torah tells us in this week’s parsha would be the case. The first part of the Question though… I had no clue. I guessed wrongly dates even though I knew it was likely wrong. I hoped maybe it was a trick question. The correct answer is the acanthus bush which is called Kotzitz in Hebrew- although I probably could’ve argued that many of them have grapes on them as well. And so the score as of now  16.5 for Schwartz and 4.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…


Friday, May 5, 2023

Temba's Hope- Parshat Emor Lag Ba'Omer 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 5th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 29 14th of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Emor

Temba’s Hope

Temba’s Temba’s mother was a slave. Well, a maid/housekeeper to be more political correctly accurate. It was South Africa in the 1950’s and her mother and her mother and her grandmother all had worked for Mr. Armstrong the plantation owner and his ancestors for generations. Temba, was raised together playing with Armstrong’s kids. Armstrong wasn’t a racist and in fact was quite a generous and kind owner. He would even give his children's old clothing and toys to Temba to wear and play with. He had no problem with his boys playing with Temba. It was only as they got older and started to go to school that things got a bit sticky.

 

See, Temba was a bright kid. He loved to read and he loved knowledge and learning about the world. He wanted to make something out of himself. Yet for slave children that wasn’t really an option. School cost money and slaves didn’t really have any of that. His mother made a few dollars a month and their whole family lived in a small hut without running water on the plantation where the Armstrongs had their estate. It wasn’t anything personal. It was just the way that it was.

 

It took some time for Temba to work up the nerve to talk to Mr. Armstrong and ask him for the request of his heart. He had already gobbled up all of the school books that his friends had brought him home from school. He was thirsty. He wanted more. His dream was to go off to school and learn everything he could about the world. He wanted to create a better future for himself and his mother and siblings. So he prepared himself, practicing again and again his sales pitch to his mother’s employer/ owner. He took a deep breath. He found what he thought would be the perfect opportunity and he went over to Mr. Armstrong and asked him if he would consider helping him fulfill his dream. If he could give him a loan. If he could pull some strings. If he might find it in his heart to help Temba become the person he wanted to become; the person he knew he could be if only given the chance.

 

Mr. Armstrong though got a grimace on his face though for the first time. He was not playing ball. Temba was now a threat to him and his plantation. The last thing he wanted was that the children of his workers would seek better lives for themselves. He needed them as workers on his sugar cane farm. He had been a kind owner. Unlike his neighbors he even allowed his own children and his son Michael to become friends with Temba. Yet, the line ended here. Know your place and your future he told Temba. Go back to work. Forget about anything more.

 

Well, Temba wasn’t ready to accept that. Not long afterwards he hitchhiked for a few days making his way to the large city and got himself a job selling salt door to door. He stayed by families and he even slowly was able to pay for his own way in school. At age 21 he returned to the estate and pulled up with his 1960 English Triumph that he had just purchased for 2000 Rand. (those are those really cool “old fashioned” English sports cars). The driveway was only meant for guests of the mansion. White people. Temba didn’t care. He was free. He had made it and no one ever again would be able to tell him what he could and couldn’t do or become. There were over 50 slaves that were working there on the Plantation. Yet, Temba was the only one that broke free and made something of himself.

 

As he drove us around Johannesburg in his new beautiful VIP van, he proudly shared with us how his children were all educated and going to school. How he still had dreams that he hoped he would be able to achieve of one day seeing the world and traveling . The odds of ever realizing those dreams were and still are against him though in the corrupt country where unemployment stands at 45% for its black population and where homelessness, crime and drugs are rampant. {Incidentally that doesn’t stop the South African government from regularly condemning and boycotting Israel as an Apartheid State- talk about the calling the pot calling the kettle black- quite literally if you’ll excuse the pun}.Yet, that doesn’t stop him from dreaming for an even better tomorrow. And it only gives him even more inspiration to continue to work hard and to beat those odds and realize his dreams.

 

Temba’s story gave me a lot to think about. It wasn’t just him, it was the many that we met and talked to in Africa. As Americans or even Israelis that didn’t grow up in third world countries- and I know quite a few Americans that probably bristle as being thrown into the same group as Israelis, it’s hard to imagine that there are people still today that grow up without running water and flush toliets, or refrigerators and even roofs over their head. Most can’t even imagine not having wireless service for their smart phone for a few hours. Yet, there’s a whole continent full of them.

 

We traveled to Zambia, Botswana, South Africa and Zimbabwe (all in 10 days!) and it’s wild. How can it be that in the 21st century people are still living like this? How can it be that there is a nation and a world out that are living without hope or even prospects of a better future. What does that say to me about what I should never take for granted about my life? What do the blessings that I have and have been given demand that I do to share them with others that aren’t as privileged?

 

Am Yisrael is a nation of kindness and generosity. The Jewish State of Israel is perhaps one of the leading countries in the world in seeing itself as being the first responders when tragedies or natural catastrophes take place around the world. Earthquakes, Tsunamis, collapsed building in Haiti, in India in Africa around the world find the blue and white flag proudly waving over the medivacs of our Magen Dovid rescue responders and Hatzala and Zaaka teams. We are solving water crisises around the world and our alternative energy and technological solutions are bringing light to the darkest recesses and major problems and crisis that beset third world countries that don’t have the plenty that we do. "We’re there and we care" is the message that we are sending to the world. But to be honest on a personal level, I ask myself, is it really true?

 

Do I really care? Would I really do anything or even contribute anything? Would I shed tears or am I ever shook up when I read about volcanoes, hurricanes calamities and even wars and terror that hits countries that aren’t mine. Would I give money to starving children in Africa. Do I care enough to help provide a better future for them? To donate to their education. To go out there and teach them. To do what, the quite a few goyim that I met there in Africa on my trips, were doing. Taking a year or so off in order to teach, to be doctors, to be dentists, to help their construction and their planning.

 

I know the answer to all of the above is no. Leave that to the goyim. Leave that to the Reform Jews. To the Zionist secular government. Tzorchei amcha Yisrael are merubim. We have enough of our own problems and needs to take care of. Let them take care of their own. Why should I think or care about the Tembas of the world?

 

This week’s parsha of Emor begins with the laws of the Kohanim. Like much of the book of Vayikra which is in fact called the book of the Kohanim and deals with laws of sacrifices, at least the first part of the parsha is one that really doesn’t feel that relevant to most of us. It tells us about the holiness of a Kohen and the prohibition for him to become tamey-impure by having contact with a dead body or other things that make him tamey. It tells us about the blemishes that prohibit him from serving in the temple and finally it tells us about the pure state that he must be in to eat the teruma tithes and other holy sacrifices that are brought to the temple. Yeah, it’s all about things that are seemingly irrelevant to me.

 

I’m not a Kohen. As well I’m not one of these people that like to take pictures of food, or look at Instagram photos of what you ate for breakfast. At least food that I can’t or will never eat. Although I do post on my daily status different delicious Israeli hotel breakfasts and great restaraunts that I happen to be partaking of. But that’s because I’m eating it- albeit only a few bites, and because I want you to see it and take me as your tour guide so you can also partake. So frankly, though, if I’m not ever eating teruma or those special gifts of the Kohen- it doesn’t really interest me.

 

Yet interestingly enough there are two things that jumped out at me when reviewing this parsha. The first is that this whole series of commandments that seem to be specifically relevant to the Kohen, the Torah tells us that Moshe Rabbeinu specifically tells the Jewish people in it’s entirety these laws. This is despite the fact that when Hashem commands Moshe he only tells him to tell it over to Aharon. The parsha starts off

 

And Hashem said to Moshe to say to the Kohanim the children of Aharon and say to them…

It continues

And Hashem spoke to Moshe saying. Speak to Aharon saying…

And yet it concludes

And Moshe said to Aharon and to his children and to all of the children of Israel…

There’s a message there for us… for me… that’s more than just an Instagram picture of food I can’t eat. There’s something that I should be getting out of this lesson as well.

 

There’s another fascinating halacha that the Torah tells us as well about this holy food that seemingly I won’t ever be able to taste. That Halacha is that it’s not only me that can’t eat teruma and the gifts of the Kohen, Reb Chayim Kanievsky as well can’t eat it either. Neither could Rebbi Akiva or Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai or even Moshe Rabbeinu. We’re all considered zarim- strangers. We’re not holy enough to eat this kodesh-holy food of the Kohen. There is one stranger that can though. Do you know who? It’s Temba. Well, not exactly Temba, but it’s his mother and even him- if Armstrong would’ve been a Jewish Kohen. See the law is that any non-Jewish slave of a Kohen can eat this holy food. They’re holy enough. They’re holier than me. They’re more connected to Hashem. For them it is “lachmo- their bread”.

 

Even more amazing is that there can even be a situation where they can eat it and their master Kohen can’t eat it. For example if the Kohen is impure. Let’s say he bumped into a dead body or had relations with his wife and didn’t go to the Mikva. Well, Temba could sit down and have a delicious teruma and gifts of Kehuna breakfast, while The Kohen is munching on yesterdays leftover non-holy chulent. What is going on?

 

The answer it would seem is that our assumption is correct. Temba is holier and purer and more fitting to eat this teruma than we are. There’s a famous Rambam that every yeshiva student is taught, yet that being said there’s one important line in it that I never noticed before but that is seemingly ignored. The Rambam at the end of the laws of Shemitta and Yovel tells us that

 

“Not only the tribe of Levi, but any one of the inhabitants of the world whose spirit generously motivates him and he understands with his wisdom to set himself aside and stand before Hashem to serve Him and minister to Him and to know God, proceeding justly as God made him, removing from his neck the yoke of the many reckonings which people seek, he is sanctified as holy of holies…”

 

Generally this is understood and taught that any Jew can (and perhaps should) not work and just sit in Kollel and Hashem will take care of you. Fascinatingly enough though,  the Rambam’s wording does not limit this role and opportunity to Jews.

 

“Any one of he inhabitants of the world” includes Goyim. They are people too. They can become “holy of holies” like the Levi and Kohen. The Talmud even tells us that a gentile that studies Torah (at least the laws that are relevant to him of the 7 commandments and faith) is like a Kohen Gadol. What makes him so great and gives him the power to achieve things that even the average Jew can’t do? It’s not only a level of holiness by the way and it doesn’t even seem to be in the merit of the Kohen who has to support him. For a Jewish servant interestingly enough is not able to eat Teruma. Only a non-Jewish one. Only Temba.

 

The answer is an amazing idea. Do you know what this goy has over us? He was mevatel himself entirely to the Kohen. He has totally become a servant. His existence is that of being nullified and existing only for his master. A Jewish servant still has his only level of freedom. He will go out and be independent in a few years. Not so the non-Jewish slave. He is totally in. He is one with the Kohen. Now the Kohen himself as well is not independent. The Kohen himself eats from the table of Hashem. For the Kohen is Hashem’s portion. The slave of the Kohen then as well is at that table. He becomes one with Hashem. Even if the Kohen is not able to eat, the slave can eat. For the slave is plugged in and one with Hashem; the Master of his Master. He’s got his own invitation to the meal.

 

Ok. Powerful fascinating idea, Rabbi Schwartz, but again, how is this relevant to us. To me. For my dinner? The answer the Chasidic sefarim tell us is that the truth is that every meal that we eat, every bite that we take the Talmud tells us is also from the table of Hashem. The Talmud in Brachos tells us that it is forbidden for man to eat without a blessing for all of the food belongs to Hashem. He created and owns the heaven and earth and to eat from His holy table is forbidden as one is prohibited to eat from kodshim- holy food of the Temple.

 

 Brachos (35:A) “He who enjoys something without a blessing is as if he desecrated and had prohibited enjoyment from the sanctified food of the heavens.”

 

Yet after we make a blessing it is permitted to eat from it as Hashem has given it to us. The commentaries ask why does a blessing permit us to eat from the Holy Temple and sanctified food of Hashem? We’re not Kohanim. Only they can eat kodshim. They answer that the reason is because each time we make a blessing do you know what we say? Well I know that you know what we say. But did you ever think about what we say? We say

 

Baruch Ata Hashem Elokeinu MELECH HA”OLAM… We have blessed Hashem and stated that He is the King of the world. We have made him our King. We have made ourselves as His slaves. His servants. And if we are the servants of Hashem then we can eat the food because we are the servants of the King. We are His Tembas. We have a seat at the table. We are Kinyan Kaspo -His heavenly chattel.

 

But do you know how that works? It works if we recognize that Hashem is not just the King of me, rather that He is the King of Temba too. He is the King of the world. He is the King of Africa, of Haiti, of Timbuktu as much as He is the King of Lakewood, Boro Park and Bnai Brak. He is Melech Ha’Olam. And I His servant am dedicated to shining His light and kingdom to the entire world. To the darkest recesses and jungles of Africa. Because the whole world is His. And I, the nation of Israel were selected to be His nation and kingship of “Kohanim” to the entire world. Not just the tribe of Levi, but all of us have the opportunity to shine the light and truth of Hashem with the world. His Kingship won’t be complete and I won’t be doing my job as His faithful servant unless that is at least minimally in my consciousness. Unless that’s where I want His light to shine until.

 

Temba told me that his name in Afrikaans means hope. Hatikva. If there is one thing that perhaps was a result of ruach ha’kodsesh it was when the early non- religious Zionists that composed this song chose it as our antherm. I told Temba that is his name is the national anthem of the State of Israel. We are a nation of hope. Hope means that we haven’t realized our goal yet. Hope means that I have a dream that I wish to see realized. Hope means that as no matter how dark it gets there is a light that can still shine out and fill me with the vision of a better tomorrow.

 

This week we celebrate the holiday of Lag B’omer. We celebrate this holiday and commemorate the yartzeit of Rebbi Shimon Bar Yochai who was shone that hidden light in the Torah to the entire world in the darkest of periods. We remember the students of Rabbi Akiva who stopped dying on this day. Rabbi Akiva is most famout perhaps for his statement and song that we sing of V'Ahavata Le'Rayach Kamocha- this is the great principle in the Torah. Yet little known is the saying and response of Ben Azzai Rabbi Akiva's colleague to that statement. Zeh Sefer Toldos H'Adam hu klal gadol mizeh- these are the generatiopns of mankind is an even greater principle thatn that. It's not just about our friends. It's not just about oru fellow Jews our community. Our insititutions or even our countriy, Ben Azzai says. It's about mankind. It's about the descendants of Adam. It's the whole world.

 

Lag Ba'Omer is a day when a new light was born again. It was when the hope- the Temba, the Tikva of our nation rose from the abyss and began to build a new world. The period of the death of Rabbi Akiva’s student was the beginning of what our sages tell us is the era of Mashiach. The final 2000 years of the 6000 years of the world before the Shabbos of the 7th millenia comes in. This year of 5783 is the twilight of that year. The time is now. The servants are ready. It is time for the King to bring us all to His table.

 

 

Have a hearty Shabbos and light filled Lag Ba’Omer,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Gebroteneh teibelech flien nit in moil arein..” - Roasted teibelech  (?? I think it means crackers- I know what teiglech are anyone know what teibelech are? ) don't just fly in your mouth

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

20) The holiest structure in Sunni Islam is called:

Which of the following commands is one of the Five Pillars of Islam?

A) Jihad

B) alms

C) honoring one's parents

D) a pilgrimage to Jerusalem

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or59BFHAqfw   - Ari Goldwag’s Ashira Lashem Acapella

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40_Af6CNF-g    -If there was ever a song about hope this Hebrew song by Berri Weber of a Holocaust survivor looking back is it. Eifo Kulam.. where are they all…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBvUIT_LtQ  – Ever hear Shlom Carlebach Acapelling it? Here you go…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0OCYKvazHk   – Check out the game plan for Lag Ba’Omer in Meron this year…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

(sorry last week’s got cut off in the copy here’s the full column)

Floating Metal- 680 BC- With Geichazi the Metzora (this week’s parsha) being sent away, it seems that Elisha’s yeshiva went up in popularity. Lots of prophet students gathered to Elisha to study by him. It seems the Yeshiva was bursting at it’s seams to the point where the students approached  Elisha and asked to begin an expansion campaign to build a wider facility near the Jordan River. Elisha acquiesced and the campaign began.

 

Now back then an expansion campaign wasn’t about fund-raising or Charidy campaigns. It meant that the students actually did the work of chopping down trees and building the new structure. Not having much money, the even borrowed the tools to chop down the wood. And  wouldn’t you know it? Lo and Behold one of the students- who it seems was a bit of a shlemazel knocked off the bladed of his Axe and it went down down down the Jordan River.

 

 Now, I take tourists all summer long rafting down the Jordan- and yes, where I do it is the Upper Jordan River. I can tell you that it was more than a few times that they’ve lost glasses, water bottles, goggles, slippers or Crocs down the river. When that happens, you pretty much give up hope- although I’ve had some that have found them. But only by diving in immediately. The Jordan River today is about 2 % of the size that it was back then. You can imagine that there was no way you were getting that back. I’m standing today, by the Zambizei River in Zambia (I’ll tell you about that in a future upcoming E-Mail- don’t worry). There is no way- your finding an Axe blade that sinks in it.

Yet, if you’re a student of Elisha, you don’t have anything to worry about.

 

Elisha tells his servant to throw in a piece of wood and what do you know? WhadaboomWadda bing. The axe blade floated up and reattached itself. Now this miracle which was Elisha’s 12 (can you name the other ones we learned?) corresponds to Moshe throwing something in the water to make it better. As well it’s similar to Moshe raising up the bones of Yosef from the bottom of the Nile. There is nothing lost from Hashem. There’s an important lesson in this miracle for us. Sometimes we feel that something is beyind us. We’ve lost the skill and tools we need to accomplish what we need to do. Don’t worry. Throw what you have into the river and miracles can happen. Hashem will send you what you need. He only took it from you so that you will turn to him. That’s the lesson. That’s the miracle.

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE SLAVE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What did the slaves owners use to purchase their slaves? A MasterCard.

Why did the slave go to college? To pick up his master's degree.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored? He racism.

 

God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

 

I believe slaves should have gotten reparations 150 years ago. I don’t believe their descendants should get them. That ship has sailed.

 

What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market.

 

Did you hear about the Mexican slave trade? Wasn't a big deal at all, 'Til they offered buy Juan, get Juan free.

 

I was teaching a bunch of black teenagers about slavery. None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

 

How did the Egyptians trick their slaves into working so hard? With a pyramid scheme.

 

A black slave escaped with a wheel of cheese. The owner was being interviewed by southern law enforcement where he asked: "will you be able to find him?"

Which the officer replied: Can't say but one things for sure, he Nacho Negro.

 

An Egyptian task master fell down a wishing well, The Jewish slave was amazed, “ Cool!

I never knew they worked.”

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B –I believe I got this one right enough. The first part of the question, I knew was the mosque in Mecca, Saudi Arabia. When I say got it right enough, it’s because that should be sufficient of an answer despite the fact that I didn’t know the name of the Mosque which I googled and found out is called Masjid El Haram or the Kaaba. I never know Muslim names of things. It’s all El Jazeera or Allah Aqbar to me. As far as the second part of the question, that I did know was alms- or tzedaka. Along with faith, prayer, fasting and Haj to Mecca their once in a lifetime pilgrimage, those are the 5 pillars of their faith. Jihad and Kibud Av didn’t make it to the final cut. SO got that for sure right. And so the score as of now  16 for Schwartz and 4 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…