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Friday, June 6, 2025

Cheesecake Altars- Parshat Naso 2025 5785

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

June 7th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 30 10th of Sivan 5785

 

Parshat Naso

 Cheesecake Altars

Shavuos is over. There's a lot of extra cheese cake sitting in my fridge. I like cheese cake. I like it a lot. In fact, it's probably my favorite cake. I'm not big on creamy, cakey cakes or even gooey, chocolatey ones. I like my protein, preferably very sweet and with a graham crackery crust with crumbs on top of it. At least that's the way I like it when there's no dead warm blooded animal alternatives around and Ben and Jerry's for dessert. Now although since my surgery I really can't eat much, my eyes still want what they want and I still buy those things that I like as I used to in the good old 275 lb. Rabbi Schwartz bottomless stomach days. Yet, when it came down to it… my eyes don't really eat much. And it turns out that besides my Berger children and twin bottomless pit grandchildren, the rest of the extended Schwartz family didn't really do much serious cheesecake damage over the holiday. So, there's lots left. And there's really no one too much at home these days to eat it.

 Now leftover cheesecake is certainly better than leftover matza lasagna after Pesach, latkas and even doughnuts after Chanuka, and hamantashen after Purim. It's cheesecake after-all. And Shavuos, at least for us good Jews living in Eretz Yisrael where Hashem wants us to, is only a one-day Yom Tov. Not like for the bad Jews, in case you didn't get the subtle arrogant swipe, whom Hashem punishes with a two-day Yom Tov (check out the Yerushalmi Eiruvin 3:9). It's not seven or eight days like the other holidays over which you eventually get sick of the holiday fare. But still it's sitting there in my fridge looking at me pathetically.

 The praline cheese cake, the Dubai one, the caramel coated one with oreos on it. They have this look like they're asking me what they did wrong in a previous life to not merit to get eaten in Shavuos. How it got stuck in the house of a really excited Rabbi with a stomach the size of an egg that can't take more than a few bites. They had heard about Schwartz in shamayim a few years ago and how all the good food wanted to end up on my plate. But they missed the boat. They came down too late to my plate. And now they feel like spoiled chopped liver. Like leftover chulent. What will be their fate?

 Well, cheesecake, I've got good news for you. I saw an incredible insight from Rav Moshe Shapiro that pretty much takes care of you. See, you're lucky. You can still be great. You can even be greater than a regular cheesecake. In fact, the Talmud tells us that you can become like a sacrifice on the altar of the Temple. How does that work? I see you're getting all creamy and mushy just thinking about it… Well let's find out.

 The Talmud in Sukka sheds new light on to a verse that we sing at the end of Hallel on Yom Tov.

Kel Hashem va'yaer lanu- Hashem is our God and He shines light upon us

isru chag ba'avosim ad karnos ha'mizbayach- tie the holiday with ropes to the corners of the altar.

 The gemara tells us, and Rashi explains, that anyone that binds the holiday with good food afterwards it's as if he built an altar and brought a sacrifice on it. In the words of Rav Shapiro, in all of our prayers we ask that Hashem should give us the merit to bring sacrifices on an altar once again in Yerushalayim. Well, now you can. All you have to do is eat that left over cheesecake right after the holiday and it's as if you're in the Beit Hamikdash bringing a sacrifice…mamash! Cool, right? How you feeling about that cheesecake now?

 But what does that really mean? I would think that binding myself to the holiday would be to take the messages those holidays are meant to convey to us on a spiritual level. Pesach is freedom, miracles, redemption, Sukkos, faith in Hashem, clouds of protection, lulav etrog, unity. Shavuos is Torah, Divine revelation, Chosen-ness of our nation. Cheesecake? Leftover Pesach cakes? Matza lasagna? Latkas? Post-holiday food leftovers don't really seem to be that spiritual? How are they altars?

 Perhaps out of all of the holidays Shavuos is the one that we can best appreciate this concept. See, all other holidays are quite long. Shavuos though is really only the one day. As well, all other holidays have all types of rituals and symbols. Sukkos is packed with sukka, schach the four species, Hoshanas, simchas bais Ha'Shoevas. Pesach you have the cleaning, the matza, the burning, Seder, maror, korech and afikoman. Shavuos though really doesn't have anything besides the fact that it's a holiday. In fact, Rav Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev once explained that is why it's called Atzeret- which means stop. The only thing that even makes it a holiday is that there's a prohibition to do work. It doesn't have anything else to it.

 Even more fascinating is that Shavuos doesn't really have a date to it. According to the Talmud it can sometimes fall out on the 6th of Sivan or the 7th of Sivan. The Torah doesn't even tell us when the Torah was given. All it tells us is that the date the Jews came to Sinai on the month of Sivan. It lets us figure out the rest. It comes after the counting of 49 days from the 2nd day of Pesach when we bring the Omer offering. But it's not a day in of itself. Truth is, it doesn't really even have a name for itself. It's just called weeks, after the 7 weeks that preceded it and we counted the Omer from Pesach

 It's not just the lack of date, rituals or even special occasion alone though. Startlingly, the mountain itself where the Torah was given doesn't really have any significance to it either. Mt. Sinai or Jabbel Musa as it's known in the Sinai desert isn't a mountain that most people visit. There's no shul there. Reb Shayaleh sees more people each year in Kersiter then the mountain where Hashem revealed Himself to the world on and gave us the Torah. That's pretty strange. So if you think about it, the holiday of Shavuos doesn't really exist in time, in place, or in rituals or mitzvos. Out of all of the other holidays of a biblical orientation and even of a rabbinic one, like Chanuka or Purim, it's probably the least celebrated by marginally observant Jews, despite the fact that it would seem that it should be the most significant.

 On the other hand, Shavuos is a holiday that one of the previous Lubavitcher Rebbe's once said has the longest "chol ha'moed" intermediate days. Because despite the fact that it is only a one-day holiday, yet that holiday continues and really concludes 120 days later when the second tablets were given on Yom Kippur. On Shavuos we got the Torah, 40 days later, on the 17th of Tamuz, Moshe came down while we were worshipping the golden calf and broke the tablets. 40 days after that, he went up to beg forgiveness on Rosh Chodesh Elul and 40 days after that we were given the second tablets and were atoned for on Yom Kippur. That's the end and conclusion of Shavuos when the final Torah giving concluded. 120 days.

 Now this is not just externalities about that are unique about this holiday. There is a law is and even a common custom that for the entire week after Shavuos, many if not most people would bring their holiday sacrifices that could still be brought and that they didn't bring for whatever reason on the holiday itself. It's why until today we don't say tachanun in our morning prayers this week. Because the holiday on some level really is still continuing. We go to work. We drive. We tour. We make money. We wear shorts and a T-Shirt. Yet at the same time we would go to the Temple and bring our holiday sacrifice as if it was still chag? How does that work?

 Rav Shapiro explains that there is a difference between Shabbos and Yom Tov. Shabbos we are told is me'ein olam ha'bah-it's a small taste, 1/60th, of what the World to Come experience will be like. It's another world. It's a world that follows this world. It's a different plane of existence. It's a world without work and toil. It's where we just bask in the glory of Hashem revealed. Yom Tov, on the other hand, is a taste of the Messianic period- yemos ha'Mashiach. That is the era that precedes the World to Come. When Mashiach comes, hopefully soon, the world will continue to function in the same way as it is today pretty much, we will just have a bais ha'mikdash. We will have world peace. We will have more opportunities to connect to Hashem and study Torah. We will have a king and the knowledge of Hashem's truth and light will be spread throughout the world as the world comes to bask in our glory as His chosen nation of priests and connectors for them to the Shechina. But everything else will be pretty much the same. Yom Tov is a taste of that experience. It's a day when we can cook, we can bake, when all travel to Jerusalem and celebrate there with song and music.

 That being the case, Shabbos is not really a day that we can shlep into this world. When Shabbos is over, it's over. We take strength and comfort in its memory. We eagerly await the next Shabbos when we can again leave this world and taste the next one. Yom Tov on the other hand has the ability to be pulled into this world. In fact, our job is to bring Yom Tov into the world and our lives that are otherwise chol- mundane and unspiritual. We should live every day with that sense of Messianic times. We are meant to await it eagerly and feel it here and now.

  How do we do that? By eating cheesecake. By tasting that flavor of Mashiach's times that we experienced over Yom Tov the day after, the week after, the next months after. Because Mashiach's time is not another existence. It's meant to be our lives with the knowledge of Hashem and His revelation in our day to day lives, today. In our eating, in our work, our planting, our growing, our reaping, our harvesting and our touring. When we taste that Yom Tov food after Yom Tov, when we bring that holiday sacrifice in our weekday clothing, then what we are saying is that we're really building the Temple now and here in this world we are living in. We are feeling Your presence in what still from the outside looks and feels like galus, but in fact it can still taste like yom tov we just left.

 The parsha that we read after Shavuos on most years, including this one, is Naso. It continues the count of the Jewish people. The word Naso, though doesn't just mean count. It means lift up. This whole count thing is very strange as most of the commentaries note. If Hashem knows how many Jews there are, then why make us go through the trouble of counting? By the tribe of Levi, whom are counted from the age of 30 days it's even more bizarre. Rashi tells us Moshe would just stand outside of the tent and a voice would come down from heaven and tell him how many babies were in each tent, so as not to disturb the mothers. What's the point? Seemingly Hashem knows how many there are, so why make him shlep and count them all.

 As well counting doesn't seem to be a very uplifting experience. You're one, you're two, you're three, you're 3264 and you're 599,748. It's like when you count for a minyan and we used to say not-one not-two, not- three, as they taught us that it's a bad omen to count Jews. Why is the Torah's word for this census described as Naso?

 (By the way someone told me this week that the new way of counting to ten for a minyan is no longer using the 10 words of the verse "Hoshiya es amecha…" or even the blessing of Ha'Motzi rather it is "1)Hashem 2)Yitbarach 3)tamid 4)ohev 5)oti  6)v'tamid 7) yi'yeh 8) li 9)rak 10)tov and then when you have more then ten you just continue and say od yoter tov and od yoter tov… cute!)

 The answer, like most Jewish questions, is that one question answers the other. Do you know when it's an uplifting experience to be counted? It's precisely when the counter knows and you know He knows the count already beforehand. Imagine you have a minyan and then the Rabbi goes over to every person after the davening and tells them. You are number one for our minyan today. You are number two. You are number three. Do you know why he's doing that? He's not counting the minyan. He's telling each person there how important they are and were for that minyan. How holy they are. They made the count. They brought down the Shechina. They're the ones that made and make the shul. If a father, who usually knows at least how many children he has- although he may not get all of their names straight, goes over to each of his children and tells them You're my first, and you're my second, and you're my third and counts them again and again. They all know that he knows how many children they are. What they see is that he sees them and counts them just to uplift them. To show them how important they are. To teach them that they all count. That the family is not complete without them.

 The parsha of Naso contains in it all types of Jews, the impure, the sinners, the wayward wives, and the Nazirs, as well as the priests and the princes of each tribe. Each Jew, at whatever different level. This is not the otherworldly nation of Hashem that stood on Sinai and whose neshomas left our bodies as we heard the word of Hashem. We saw sound and heard lights…and that for a brief moment tasted the World to Come. Tasted a world that's not here. That's beyond time and space, and calendar dates and even rituals and mitzvos. That's what matan torah was. It was a moment outside of this world. It actually even took place on Shabbos. It was Olam Habah, which is why we actually even left this world.

 Rather in our parsha post-Sinai and Shavuos, we find ourselves a nation that's living back in this world. That has desires that are some times misplaced. That sin, that fall, that fail, that have temptations that have to sometimes develop ways to rise up against them and keep them in check. The post-Shavuos reading is a cheesecake reading. It's taking that Yom Tov experience, the eating and drinking that we did on the holiday, and bringing it back so I can get uplifted in this world. So that I can taste Mashiach in a world with challenges and failures and sins. But understanding that we can rise up. That we count still. That we have a number. That we are uplifted.

 It's very cool that there is one other parsha in the Torah that has the root word Naso, to lift up or count, in its title. It's Parshas Ki Tisa. The parsha that contains the story of our nation from after Sinai through the debacle and sin of the Golden calf and that concludes on Yom Kippur when Hashem forgives us with the second tablets. It's the end of the 120 days that started with Shavuot. It's a parsha of yemos ha'mashiach; of a world that realizes us and our sins and tells us that we are still loved. We still count. We can still be uplifted. Do you know what the conclusion of that story and narrative is right after the golden calf in Ki Tisa? Get ready… It's cheesecake.

 Yup, right after that the Torah tells us of the mitzva to enter the land, to come three times a year and have holidays. I want to see your face. I want you to see Mine. Eat matza. Bring the first fruits on Shavuos and your first animals to Hashem. Work for six days and don't plow on Shabbos. Live in this world and enjoy this world and uplift it. It's Mashiach's times. And finally

 "Don't cook a goat in it's mother's milk".

 Eat cheesecake. Ok it doesn't really say eat cheesecake, but some of the commentaries explain that the reason why we eat cheesecake on Shavuos is because the Jews didn't have the ability or time to kosher their vessels and slaughter animals that first Shabbos when we got the Torah. Afterall we only became Jewish five minutes before. The only thing we could eat was milchigs. Cheesecake.

 According to others the reason why we eat cheesecake is because it’s the first time we ever really drank milk. See, since milk comes from a living animal and it's forbidden to eat anything from a living animal. The prohibition of eiver min ha'chai is a Noachide law they were prohibited in eating, drinking seemingly anything that came from an animal while it still breathed before it was killed or slaughtered. It's only after the Torah was given when Hashem revealed to us that milk was permitted. The Talmud actually derives that law from the pasuk that describes Eretz Yisrael as an Eretz zavas chalav u'dvash- a land that is flowing with milk and honey. Only then did we found out we could even drink milk! So they had cheesecake to celebrate! The last source for this delicious Shavuos staple to make this even more fun the Zohar writes that each one of the 365 days of the year corresponds to a corresponding negative commandment in the Torah. Guess which one the holiday of Shavuos is? Yup milk and meat. Goats and mother's milk. It's why we eat one flayshig meal and one milchig one, to show that we eat them separate. Cheesecake altars…

 Cheesecake and Shavuos are intertwined and baked together. Is there anything that you have better in your fridge right now then that leftover cheesecake? That's not cheesecake after Yom Tov, it's a taste of Mashiach. It's tying ourselves to that Sinai experience and bringing it into our real world. Our world of Sotahs, of impurity, of mistakes, of wars, of soldiers, of politicians, of Jews not yet living in Eretz Yisrael. It's saying I haven't koshered all my "keilim" yet. But yet, I still am uplifted. I still count. I'm heading to Yom Kippur. I'm bringing a cheesecake offering and building a temple within me.

 Naso concludes with the sacrifices of the dedication of the Mishkan by the nesi'im- the princes of each tribe. Did you hear that word? Nasi is Naso. It's the people whose job is to count the ones in their tribe and lift them up. They each bring an identical sacrifice on the outside and yet each one sees in it a unique meaning and message. How appropriate that they did that, as their job is as well to be the "Nasi" of each Jew in their tribe. To see them as one and yet at the same time to look beneath the surface and see each one's hidden spark. Their inner cheesecake. Their holiness of the days of Mashiach. That's how the Temple was inaugurated and the Shechina came down. That's how it will be again in this Messianic era we are entering and tasting. May our cheesecake offering merit us so that we may we as well very soon bring those real sacrifices as well.

 Have an delicious Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Mit shnei ken men nit makhn gomolkhes.." .- You can’t make cheesecakes out of snow.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

20. Which sea does the Amud stream (Nahal Amud) flow into? ______

What is common to the types of springs we refer to as “Maayan Shekva” and “Maayan He’etek in

Hebrew?


A. Both derive from the point of contact between a permeable layer and an impermeable layer

B. Both are the result of a geological fracture which exposes the aquifer

C. Both are only found in the Dead Sea Rift Valley due to the Syrian-African Rift

D. Both flow only when the water level reaches a certain height in the

rock cavity


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCAXg6Qu4SA -  Benny Friedman and Joey Newcomb's latest colab… lively Freilach all the Time!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDINBV_N8t8   – Lipa and Jerusalme Choir Aliya La'Torah awesome…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MesGkUotmHI    - So excited Eitan Katz has a new album… Here's the teasers…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIVEyPHHb0w  – Gorgeous Shweky V'Seiaarev Yitz Waldner song really really nice…Watch out Rechnitz….


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


586 BC -Siege- With the last hope of Egypt coming to our rescue down the tubes, the Siege and famine on Jerusalem began to take hold. If you think Gaza looks bad… there was no one sending in humanitarian aid back then to us. In fact quite the opposite. The general Nevuzadran, who was ordered by Nevuchadnezzar to destroy the city, made sure that we would collapse. Not only was food not allowed in to the walled city of Yerushalayim, but he would daily roast animals outside of the walls increasing the hunger inside. Kind of like the BBQ's we make for our soldiers today.


Inside the walls as the Torah predicts in the curses we just read before Shavuos, parents started to kill their children and eat them. There is nothing more primordial then the need for food and the suffering of starvation. Story after story, family after family suffered from this brutal hunger. As well, one needs to understand that Jerusalem was where the besser mentchen lived. It was the upper class of Israel, and with the starvation and poverty their entire existence fell apart and they were not built or made for such conditions.


Nevuzadran himself, the Talmud tells us was nervous of his ability to conquer the city of Hashem. He was scared the nation would do teshuva and then he would suffer and lose like Sancherev before him did. He even made sure to kill and disturb anyone he thought would be davening. Yet, it seems he had nothing to fear. As the end of the three year siege approached he started to measure the walls of Jerusalem and he noticed that they were sinking each day down and down. This was sign from Hashem that the destruction was imminent. On the 9th day of Tamuz the walls finally came tumbling down. The city was breached. Even then according to many they did not yet enter the city. It's why the fast day is on the 17th of Tamuz rather than the 9th day. Others suggest that they did in fact even enter on the 9th, yet since by the second temple it took place on the 17th and that was a day that had many tzoris like the golden calf, so the fast was pushed off until then.


With the walls breached the period of the three week massacre until the 9th of Av begins. The era of the once glorious first temple of Shlomo Ha'Melech is almost over. Our first national exile is soon to begin. 


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S CHEESECAKE JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment. They are wanted for desertion

 

You know what they say about New York Cheesecake? If you can bake it there, you can bake it anywhere.

 

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. We all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Scotch, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of Godiva Chocolates.

You have no idea how amazingly good I feel.

 

What is a cheesecake’s favorite app? Insta-gram cracker

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Every year I like to share my easy shmeezy best cheesecake recipe with only 4 ingredients. 1) keys 2) car 3) wallet 4) Bakery

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The answer to this week”s question is ?  Ok This was a very cheap one… See, the first part was easy. I know Nachal Amud purs into the Kinneret from up by Meron. Ive hiked it a bunch of times. It's nice. The second part thought threw me. I thought there were a few answers that were common to both springs. I went with the Geological one of C. But the truth is all the answers were correct. But I didn't know and don't remember them ever letting you give an all of the above choice. But hey… I'll take the hit and lets make it 50/50 So the score is.  Rabbi Schwartz 12.5 Ministry of Tourism 7.5 on this exam so far, which should me back in passing range.

Thursday, May 25, 2023

The Most Significant Insignificant Ones- Shavuot- Naso 2023/ 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

May 25th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 32 5th of Sivan 5783

 

Shavuot

Naso /Shavuot

The Most Insignificant Significant Ones

He was the youngest kid in the “Levi” family Not only were they all Levis , but they were in fact the first Levis ever, as their father was actually Levi the son of Yaakov. All his older brothers had it made. His middle brother, Kehas, really did well for himself. He was the proud Zaidy of Moshe, Aharon and Miriam. Not bad. The family of Kehas were the ones that got the most important job in the travels in the wilderness as well. They were the ones that got to carry the vessels of the Temple, the menorah, the altars and the table- pretty awesome. Best of all they got to carry the famous Ark with the Ten Commandments in them. Talk about a good gig. The truth is that they didn’t even have to even exert themselves for that honor because as our sages tell us the Aron miraculously carried them. Cool!

Now, his oldest brother, Gershon also had a pretty cool job, being the one to carry the curtains and the walls of the Mishkan. But Merari was the youngest. He got stuck with doing the real legwork. He schlepped the beams, the nuts, and bolts. Nothing too fancy or pretty. Just a regular shlepper.

But it didn’t just end there. See, Merari really doesn’t get too much respect over-all. His name is kind of a lousy one. Every Pesach Seder everybody would joke about him and rib him about being their bitter herbs/Maror.

To make matters worse, in last week’s parsha Hashem commands Moshe to “Naso” the rosh of Kehas- to count them and lift them up. As well this week’s Parsha begins with the command to uplift as well the heads of his older brother Gershon. Yet when it comes to Merari though, Hashem just kind of says

 ‘and the Children of Merari should be counted’.

Nothing fancy. No uplifting. Just the plain old dirty work of schlepping beams. The Midrash even notes this and says

“Hashem gave honor to the family of Kehas and Gershon uplifting of their head. Kehas because of the honor of the Ark and Gershon because he was the first-born. Merari, however, who was only a simple son and whose work was carrying the beams, poles, and bolts it does not say the words ‘uplift their heads’

Poor Merari. It doesn’t seem fair.

Moving along we approach this week the holiday of Shavuos. As well it seems to be a  holiday that’s pretty left out. First of all unlike its two brothers Pesach and Sukkot, the holiday of Shavuot only has one day. Not a week-long holiday. Next, its name seems pretty pathetic as well. Shavuot-weeks? Huh? That’s more about counting from Passover, rather than its own holiday. Kind of like the younger brother of Pesach.

To make it even more pathetic. Shavuos doesn’t really have any fun things about it. No real mitzvos. No matzas, no sukkas, no shofars, no menoras or even hamantash. The Torah doesn’t even tell us exactly when it is. Is it the 6th of Sivan? The 7th? We’re not really sure. Moshe added another day. When I look at the Torah to find the laws of Shavuot it doesn’t have its own parsha, unlike every other holiday that has a little peh or samech in the Chumash telling us that it has its own chapter,  Shavuos kind of just gets stuck in the middle of the conclusion of the counting of omer laws.

People even eat milchigs for their meal on Shavuot…pizza, quiche…things that would be considered disrespectful to other holidays. Rightfully so I should say, I mean if there’s no dead animal on your plate is it really a holiday? ‘Hello-oh?’, as my kids would say. Isn’t it even worthy of mention that the Torah was given on this day? Shouldn’t there even be a mention somewhere that this was perhaps the most significant day in the history of the world. As the famous Rashi in Bereshis tells us that and ‘It was morning and evening and it was ‘The’ 6th day (of Creation) is really just a reference to the 6th of Sivan- the day the Torah was given. The entire creation of the world was only created for that day; that moment when Hashem would reveal himself to mankind face-to-face and we would accept the Divine mandate. Man would be given the Divine blueprints of the world; the Torah.

On the other hand, Shavuos has somethings that no other holiday has. We actually count for 49 days up to this holiday. From the month of Sivan we stop reciting tachanun, the prayers beseeching Hashem for mercy. Because these are festive days, special days leading up and preparing for the holiday and the receiving of the Torah.

 Even more fantastic. In the times of the Temple, there were a lot of Jews that came to bring their sacrifices for the holidays. For each holiday, Sukkot and Pesach, one had the entire 7 days to bring their sacrifices because it would have been impossible to do it in one day. When it comes to Shavuot one also has 7 days after the holiday to bring the sacrifices. The only difference is that it’s not even Shavuot anymore. It’s a regular weekday. A regular working day. Yet one can and certainly did bring their holiday sacrifices still. That’s pretty amazing. So what’s really up with Shavuot? What’s the real deal of that poor shlepper youngest brother Merari?

 Our sages tell us that all the holidays represent a force, a spiritual energy that Hashem put into creation that we can and are meant to tap into. Pesach is freedom, we therefore eat matza, and we therefore recline and celebrate. Sukkos is faith, understanding that Hashem is watching over us and thus the Sukka. Even Chanuka and Purim have their energies of light in the darkness and miracles, and of course the High Holidays are all about repentance, atonement and the kingship of Hashem, so we blow the coronation shofar and we are busy fasting and repenting.

Shavuos is different though. Shavuos is when we became one with Hashem. It was the day that Hashem took us as His nation, and we took Him as our beloved. We became one. That is not something that can and ever should be symbolized by any particular action or even energy. It’s the basis of everything. It’s above time. It’s above any specific descriptive name or even historical commemoration. It transcends any definitively limiting mitzvos. We were forever bound with the eternal. We became the possessor of the Book and the instructions and mandate of how to transform the entire world to the eternal and connect them to Hashem.

You can’t put a name, a time, a custom, or even a celebration on that. Shavuos’s power and revelation  can transform a mundane regular weekday to a holiday sacrifice day because it’s all one. It’s all Hashem. It’s the one holiday that all the sages agree can only be fulfilled if you enjoy the physical world -the ‘lachem’ the you’ as well. You don’t even need a steak to make that happen. Even a pizza will do. For the ‘you’ is entirely Hashem. Both the flayshig you and the milchig you.

Just as significantly it is the day that each Jew saw each other as no better or worse. Not more religious, no prettier, no smarter, no more or less important than the other. Like one man with one heart. Just as my hand, my arm and my leg all married my wife and not one part of me is more or less married and important than another, so did every Jew look at their neighbor: the Yankel, the Jack, the Saa’dia, the Ayelet, the Ora, the Michael, the Bethanny, the Shaindel and the Ephraim. The doctor, the lawyer, the Rabbi, the Rosh Yeshiva, the garbage collector, the professor, the tour guide, the soldier, the pizza maker, the farmer, the sheitel macher and the yenta down the block from the grocery store; we are all one. There is no me, him and you. We are all Hashem.

There is nothing about all of these aspects of this day that could ever be picked out to signify it and encapsulate its essence. It’s everything. In fact, quite the opposite would be true. Selecting one thing and one aspect would lift one piece over the other and minimize it. This holiday is the holiday of total bitul-as the chasidim say- totally removing everything and connecting myself to Hashem and in that process to His entire creation. The raising up of anything over the other will only serve to negate that oneness.

Which brings up back to Merari and the children of Levi. Levi was chosen to be that tribe that would have no part of the land of Israel. Hashem is their portion. They are above one particular area of residence. They serve in the Temple as the intermediaries between us and Hashem; the connectors. Each family has its own aspect of that connection. Kehas, which comes from the word gathering (v’lu kehat amim) is the Ark, the Divine, the vessels, the holy of the holy; obviously raised up above all. They are the goal we strive for.

Gershom-from the word chase out, and as well the word ‘dwell there’ is represented by the curtains. They are the sur mi’ra- the removal of all the negative forces that serve to pull us away from Hashem. Incidentally, the beginning of the process, as King David tells us is to first be sur mi’ra and then asei tov-do good. Therefore, it is represented by the first born Gershon. But that process also includes protecting all the vessels, covering and enveloping them. Our commandments and mitzvos serve as an adornment for the Torah and our external expression to the rest of the world. They are also a process that uplifts and is “Naso”.

And then there is Merari- the day to day sometimes bitter daily grind; the world that we live in. The nuts and bolts of our physical existence. They are represented by the beams of the Tabernacle that really correspond to the entire world and all of Creation. The Creation where hidden underneath it all is the Divine. It is all One. Merari is us. There’s no need to uplift it because it is the foundation of it all. It was built with the blueprints of the Torah. It is the purpose of the entire creation. It was given to us on Shavuot.

We stood, this Sunday 3335 years ago, on a small simple mountain and connected to Hashem. It was a truly remarkable day. On Shavuot we will have the ability to reconnect with that moment. To experience the Divine once again and feel it burn with in each of us. May we merit to experience it once again in His holy home.

Have a uplifting ephemeral Shavuos,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ganaiden un gehenem ken men baideh hoben oif der velt.”- Heaven and hell can both be had in this world.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

23) Christianity became a state religion (i.e. an official religion) in which century?

The first council of the Christian church took place in:

a) Nicaea

b) Chalcedon

c) Ephesus

d) Rome

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/eitz-chayim  -In honor of Shavuot- Rabbi Schwartze’s greatest hits Shavuot Playlist- Here’s my Etiz Chaim Hee- with a little bit of Gilligan in it?

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/kad-yasvun   - This holy song I composed is about the tremendous simchas Ha’tora in heaven when we study Torah- My take on the classic Kad Yasvun… beautiful!

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/torah-hakedosha  – Composed by my father’s hachnasat Sefer Torah to our shul last year… It’s our prayer to the Torah to daven to Hashem for us. Torah Hakedosha- with the 2nd sentence of this lyrics that most people don’t know…

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/dovid-melech-r-ephrayim  – And finally Shavuos is the yartzeit of Dovid Ha’Melech so get on your dancing shoes and be sure to sing this great fun song by your Shavuos meal- my Dovid Melech song…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Famine and Pigeon Poop- 680 BC- It’s been 6 years since that battle with Aram, and despite the fact that Elisha showed them mercy they had laid a siege around our capital city of Shomron. Now the siege in itself wouldn’t have been that bad, had there not been a famine that took over the land. The famine was decreed by Elisha in order for the Jews to be inspired to do teshuva, but as generally happens, it takes time until we finally get it. And in the interim, it gets worse and worse.

 

Our sages tell us that the first year they ate what was in storehouses, the 2nd what was in the fields, year 3 kosher animals and then from there on it was downhill. Non-kosher animals, insects and by the sixth year… the flesh of their own children. This was what the prophets Yeshaya and Yoel described would happen, as well as the Torah itself when it describes in the Tochacha to us what would be if we didn’t follow the commandments.

 

The Navi uses an interesting description to tell us about the poverty and it tells us that the hunger was so bad that the price of a head of a donkey- which can’t be too tasty cost 80 shekalim and pigeon dung was going for 50 shekels. Now pigeon dung was important in ancient times. We find on Masada and really most Roman 2nd Temple period cities Columbariums which are these huge towers where they raised pigeons. Pigeons were used as food, as well as they were the ancient cell-phone towers, I like to tell my tourists, as they were the messenger birds. But perhaps most important about pigeons was that their dung was used as fuel to make fires and warm stoves and ovens and cook and bake on. In many places you don’t have wood to burn, like in Midbar Yehuda and other desolate places in Israel and thus pigeon poop was the fuel of choice. When the Navi is telling us about their poverty it accentuates that by telling us that there wasn’t even fuel to use.

 

The famine and siege hit such a low, that King Yehoram would walk around daily to the people and make sure his troops and walls were protected, on one such excursion a woman came over to him with a tragic demand. Her neighbor and her had made a deal. On day one they would eat her child on day two the neighbor would cook up her child. The problem was after the first neighbor’s kid was all eaten up by the two of them, the other one was backing out of the deal and hid her kid. Chutzpa! So this woman came to the King to demand justice and that the other child should be handed over to be eaten. Absolute insanity…

 

When the king heard this he rent his garments and put on sackcloth. He was remorseful of the evil ways of his people. Yet, at the same time he was furious at Elisha for bringing them to this point and threatened and even put out an order to have him killed. Yet, once again Elisha is not that concerned. Hashem had accepted their flawed teshuva and that was enough. What happens next will be another one of the fantastic miracles of Elisha.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S CHEESECAKE AND BLINTZES JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

While driving to work today, I saw a huge cheesecake...Around the next corner was a large trifle, followed by an apple turnover. There were no cars. It seemed to me the roads were strangely desserted.

 

What do you call a vegan cheesecake? Cake.

 

God: (creates cheesecake)

God: (While fressing it up deliciously) “Oh wow! This is so great!”

Angel: “Don’t you think you should be sharing that?”

—pause—

God:(creates lactose intolerance)

 

An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment .They are wanted for dessertion.

 

You know what they say about New York Cheesecake? If you can bake it there, you can bake it anywhere.

 

I knew I needed to do my stomach surgery when I went to the doctor...and he said "Don't eat anything fatty."

So I asked "So you mean like potato chips and cheesecake and stuff like that?"

And he said "No fatty, don't eat anything."

Did you heard about the cave-in at the cheesecake factory? There was de-brie everywhere

 

The cheesecake was picking on the cookies. The pie came over to break it up. And said “Hey! Why don’t you Pecan someone your own size!”

 

I like to eat cheesecake when I go to Midbar Yehuda. It’s my favorite desert

 

Yankel walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I need a place to hang out a bit. My wife is upset with me again. She got home from work and asked me if I ate all of her cheesecake in the refrigerator," the guy tells the bartender.

"I told her, Don't be silly. I ate it on the couch.'"

 

What’s the best thing to put into a cheesecake? Your teeth.

 

One cold winter day in Chicago a poor Jewish man was slowly walking home from the factory when he passed by a fancy, expensive restaurant. He stopped before the huge glass window and gazed for several minutes at the rich people sitting in the plush warm room talking and laughing while eating delicious cheese blintzes, completely oblivious of him as though they were on another, higher plane of existence.

"Blintzes," he muttered to himself as he turned and continued home.

"Sarah," he announced to his wife as he closed the door behind him and threw his coat over a chair, "Sarah, I've been thinking, do you think you could make me blintzes? I would really like some blintzes."

"Of course Max," she answered. "I'll try my best."

Sarah took out her old cookbook and opened it up to "Blintzes".

"Aha!" She happily exclaimed. "Here they are… blintzes!"

Two cups of flour, a cup of water... "Oh, look here, Max, it says we need cream cheese. We don't have cream cheese," she said sadly.

"Listen Sarah, you know what? Forget the cheese," consoled Max.

"Look here" she called out again. "It says we need walnuts, honey and raisins!"

 "Forget that stuff, too," he advised. "Oh you are such a good husband Max! But, what's this? What about cinnamon and brown sugar," she read out from the book.

"Not necessary!" he decreed. "Just please start baking already, Sarah, I'm really hungry."

So she ceremoniously lit the oven, mixed the flour and water, rolled it into cigar shapes put them in to bake and in just minutes there they were, sitting on a plate before a very happy Max, napkin tucked into his collar. His knife and fork immediately went to work and within seconds he was actually doing it!  He was eating blintzes just like the rich guys in their fancy restaurant. Sarah watched him proudly as he slowly swallowed. After several seconds of complete silence she couldn't resist. "Nu, what do you think? Do you like it?"

“You know, Sarah," said Max. "You know, I don't understand what those rich people see in blintzes."

 

Irving goes into a restaurant and orders potato latkes. When they come, he complains that they do not look good and he changes his order to blintzes. After he eats the blintzes, he stands up and starts to leave the restaurant.

"Wait a second," the manager shouts after him. "You have not paid for your blintzes."

“What are you talking about?" Irving says. "Those blintzes were an even exchange. I gave you the potato latkes for them."

"Yes," says the manager, "but you did not pay for the latkes either."

"Why should I pay for them?" asks Irving. "I didn't eat them."

 

THE FEMALE STRESS DIET

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day:

Breakfast - I grapefruit, I slice whole-wheat toast, I cup of skim milk.

Lunch - Small portion of tuna with a cup of spinach, 1 cup of herbal tea, I cracker.

Afternoon Tea - The rest of the packet of cracker, I tub of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream with chocolate topping, I jar of Nutella.

Dinner - 4 bottles of red wine, 2 loaves of garlic bread, I family size supreme pizza, 3 Snickers bars.

Late Night Snack - Whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake eaten directly from the freezer.

 

Diet Rules

1. If no one sees you eat something, it has no calories.

2. When drinking a diet Coke with a chocolate bar, the fat in the chocolate is cancelled out by the diet Coke.

3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do.

4. Food used for medicinal purposes does NOT count. (For example: hot chocolate, toast, cheesecake, vodka...)

5. If you fatten up the people around you, you will look thinner.

6. Cinema-related foods have a zero-calorie count as they are part of the entertainment package and not counted as food intake. This includes popcorn, skittles, caramel Corn, Doritos and frozen Cokes.

7. Small pieces of chocolate chip cookies have no calories because breaking the cookies up causes calorie leakage.

8. Food licked from knives and spoons has no fat if you are in the process of cooking something.

9. Foods that are the same color have the same amount of fat. Examples are: spinach and peppermint ice cream, apples and red jelly snakes. Carrots and Fanta soda, bananas and custard pie.

10. Chocolate is like a food-color wildcard and may be substituted for any other color.

11. Anything eaten while standing has no calories due to gravity and the density of the calorie mass.

12. Food consumed from someone else's plate has no fat as it rightfully belongs to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (Oh, how fat likes to cling!)

And remember: 'STRESSED' SPELT BACKWARDS IS 'DESSERTS'!

 

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The answer to this week”s question is A – hald right or half wrong, who cares.? I'ts still not bad for Christianity which is not my strong subject. Especially before this holy day of Shavuos when the truth came down to the world. I got the firt part right which is of course the 4th century, when the Byzantines came inot power and got rid of the pagan worship and upgradedn to Christian avoda zara. The second part I got wrong. I really was going togo with Nicacea which was the right answer, but I thought maybe it was a trick questiona dn went with Chlacedon instead. Oh well... Anyways. it's all bubbeh maysehs anyways... so th escore now stands at 17 for Schwartz and 6 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far.