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Thursday, November 20, 2025

A Great Finish- Parshat Toldot 5786 2025

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 21st 2025 -Volume 15 Issue 5 1st of Tevet 5786

 

Parshat Toldot

A Great Finish

 

It's a problem that Israelis have. It's maddening and frustrating for most Americans that move here. It's one of those adjustments that we have to go through that we have to bite our lips down and grit our teeth and repeat to ourselves "Eretz Yisrael is niknis bi'yisurin- only acquired through tribulations". And an unfinished corner of my kitchen wall cabinet or tiling on the floor, or cleaning up the garbage after painting my house, or the leaves from my garden, or bagging my groceries etc… should be the worst thing that I have to go through to merit to live in the Holy Land that all of my ancestors dreamed of living in. After all you get used to it. You don't even notice it anymore. And when you go back to the States you're kind of are surprised that there's actually people that have a full time job bagging your groceries when whadaya know? You're fully capable of doing it yourself.

 

Now although the unfinished job thing is annoying and frustrating when it comes to house renovations, things that you order, or shopping or "service oriented" providers- which in Israel is really an oxymoron. This flaw takes a much more serious and horrific note when it comes to fighting wars and conquering our country. It's something Hashem it seems was aware of when He first chose as a nation and promised us the land. Therefore he cautions us repeatedly that when we come into the land of Israel we have really one job to do when we get here. It's quite simple. Moshe even gave us a demonstration of it when he conquered 1/3 of our biblical homeland on the eastern side of the Jordan river. It's really three simple words. "Kill them all". That's all. Easy, right? In case you didn't get it he says it again. "lo sechaya kol neshma.- don't leave anyone alive". Not men, not women, not babies, not old people and certainly not terrorists and murderers. Genocide them. From the River to the Sea.

 

Now in Israel, I always tell my tourists we have to be a little more graphic and explicit for them to get it. For example,e in America if you don't want someone to go somewhere all you have to do is put up a red sign that says three simple words. "Do Not Enter". Americans see that and understand that it's a place they probably shouldn't be going into. Here in Israel a sign saying "ein kenisa" just means that there's probably something cool that they don't want me to see, so I better check it out. Therefore wherever you go around the West Bank the signs there are large, they're in big red bold letters and in three languages and they state.

 

THIS IS AREA A AND IS FORBIDDEN FOR ISRAELI CITIZENS TO ENTER. ENTRY TO THIS AREA IS AGAINST THE LAW (in case you didn't get that from the first sentence) AND MAY BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR LIVES. (for all of those of you that don't care about the law, but might care about your and your children's lives.)

 

I heard that they were even thinking of writing that if you go in there they might chop you up into little pieces and burn your babies in ovens as well, but they figured that might just be a bit over the top and may even give some of the residents inside there some ideas- as if they weren't thinking or dreaming about it already.

 

Well similarly Hashem repeatedly tells us that if we don't kill them all out when we come into the land then they will be thorns in our eyes, they will kill us, they will destroy us and we will not inherit the land. Do you think that worked? The answer is no. We didn't do it. Not in the times of Yehoshua, not in the later kings. We're still not doing it today. We always stopped short it seems by the area of the Philistines. Gaza. Yup. We got the rest of Israel, but seemingly when we got to the Gaza area we backed off. For most of the period of the judges and early kings of Israel that's all we were fighting all day long. Stinking Philistines. What's fascinating is that in the 1600's (right after the period of the ARI in Tzfat the center and largest most important Jewish population of Israel was in Gaza. It wasn't Yerushalayim or Chevron. There was a plague that hit there, but Gaza flourished.

 

Perhaps our soft stop for Gaza and lack of ability to ever conquer it goes all the way back to Avraham. It's in our DNA. It's the first place Avraham makes a peace treaty with. As well in this week's parsha Yitzchak as well hangs out and lives in Gaza, as his father did before, making it the place our Patriarchs lived and dwelled in the most, right after Chevron. Yitzchak makes the same peace treaties that his father did. He fights the same fights. He digs up all those old wells again and again. Because it seems the Jewish response back then, as it hasn't changed much today, is either to "show them" by coming back and rebuilding again, or running away and giving up the land Hashem promised us. But wiping them all doesn't seem like it even entered our mind as an option. As I said, we're bad at that. We don't want to finish the job. Perhaps we're scared to.

 

But the truth is that really wasn't what I was planning on writing about when I started this E-Mail. I generally never do. Words just pop out of my holy keyboard. And although we're half way through, I really wanted to touch on another Rashi and the next generation that is introduced in this week's parsha of Toldos; the generations of Yitzchak, as Rashi says, Yaakov and Esau. The two twins that we're soon to be told about that were struggling in the belly of Rivka. Fascinatingly enough though this verse continues instead rather than jumping into the story of the children of Yitzchak, but rather by reiterating that Avraham gave birth to Yitzchak. The commentaries tell us that this is because there were those mockers, probably from Harvard and Columbia that were spreading fake news back then that really Yitzchak was a Palestinian and was from Avimelech of Gaza. We kind of do that today a bit as well in the State of Israel by prohibiting Jews from entering the tomb of Yitzchak- besides for a few times a year. We gave it to the Ishmaelites because we don't really believe it belongs to us. Sad face emjoi.

 

The Klei Yakar though takes a different approach and reads that verse as Avraham is the reason why Yitzchak was able to even have children. It's in Avraham's merit that Yaakov and Esau are born. It's because Yitzchak prayed and Hashem answered the prayers of this tzadik the son of the tzadik rather than to Rivkah's prayer. Nice pshat and cute! Yet on a deeper and even more significant level, which is what I want to discuss, Esau is really our brother. He's a son of Avraham and Yitzchak. Chazal tell us that Esau in fact has the status of a Yisrael mumar- a Jew that perhaps loses his way. He's different than Yishmael, who is the son of Hagar, the maidservant. Esau is a child of Rivkah. He's 100% Avraham and Yitzchak DNA just like Yaakov is. Throughout the Torah Hashem tells us that Esau has an inheritance in Israel, in the Mt. of Seir. He inherits Yitzchak. Throughout the Torah we reach out to him and call him "brother" and are warned not to start up with him. He's one of us.

 

What's even more startling to most tourists that I share this with is that he's buried in the cave of Machpela. His head is lying there in the arms of Yitzchak. He's in the family plot. That, my friends, is hard to wrap your head around- excuse the pun. Ouch! We know that we don't bury Jews with gentiles, certainly not with wicked people. So, what is this all about? What is our relationship meant to be with Esau? What is it meant to be with his descendants, Edom, or the United States of America?

 

There's an incredible Rashi that jumped out at me this week. The Torah tells us that when Rivka goes to ask "Hashem" why her children were stomping around in her belly she was told this eternal prophecy that describes the eternal relationship- until Mashiach comes, that will be between us and our brother Esau.

 

Bereishis( 25:23) We will be two nations  and two separate people or regimes from your insides will become separate. And one shall become strong from the other regime and the elder shall serve the younger.

 

Rashi tells us that what it means when one becomes strong from the other it means

"They won't be equal in greatness. When this one rises the other shall fall, as it says… Tzur/Tyre (descendants of Esau) only became full from the destruction of Jerusalem.".

 

We're two peas in a pod. Us and Esau and only one of us can be on top. When one rises, the other one falls and vice versa. Yet, the Maharal points out something amazing in Rashi. He notes that Rashi says that when one rises the other falls. Which would seem to say one rises first and then the other one falls. Yet, the proof that Rashi brings is quite the opposite. It says Tzur rises only after Jerusalem falls, which would seem to say that the falling precedes the other one rising. He explains magnificently that they are both true. The only power Esau has to rise is only when we are falling and failing. Yet, Yaakov, Israel rises first. We step up to the base and walla, automatically Rome will burn. It will fall. America will no longer be great. We will. They will serve us. We will tell them who they should fight and when they should stop and not the opposite.

 

Yet there is a problem. For once the Torah tells us of the birth of the children once again Rashi tells us something amazing. Something that is speaking to us here and now today. And it just jumped right out at me, as the weekly parsha and Rashi are always meant to do.

 

Ibid (25:26) And afterwards his brother came out and his hand was grasping at the heel of Esau

Rashi- It is a sign that this one will not have a chance to complete his kingship before the other arises and takes it from him.

 

Does this sound familiar? Can we finish the war or not? Do we have to stop establishing our borders by Gaza and bringing the Shechina down or not? Who's almost there at completing their kingdom? And who is always going to struggle against us from the moment that we are born to try to prevent us from achieving it. We came into this world trying to get out there and bring the glory of Hashem to the universe and our first experience was to be kicked right back down in that womb and not be allowed to come and shine out. Yet fascinatingly something else happened as we were born, in that moment when we were being kicked back down. We reached our hand up and held on to that heel and said we're not letting you shove us down. You're not coming out without us. Your kingship will not be complete. It can't be complete. It's not meant to be. The Jew will always be there at your heel to tell you brother Esau, that we're coming for you. That you're meant to serve us. Because we are serving Hashem. We will finish the job for once. The day of reckoning will come.

 

V'alu moshi'im b'har tzion l'shpot es har Esau- and the saviors will come from the Mt. of Tzion to judge the mountain of Esau.

V'haysa la'Hashem Ha'Melucha- and then Hashem will have the Kingship

Ba'yom ha'hu- on that great day when we finally do that

Yi'hiyeh Hashem echad u'shmo Echad- Hashem will be One and His name will be One.

 

Those words Ba'yom ha'hu- on that day, actually appear in our parsha another time as well. Can you guess where? They appear in Gaza. Check it out in the next chapter

 

(ibid 27:32) and it was ba'yom ha'hu and the servants of Yitzchak told him about the well that they found and they said "we found water".

 

That "yom ha'hu" follows the "layla ha'hu"- the night before when Avimelech the king of Gaza comes to Yitzchak and tells him that we see Hashem is with you. Gaza becomes frum. He even says "Baruch Hashem". This happens when Yitzchak finally stands up to Avimelech and calls him on all of his lies and all his fake news. "Why are you coming to me. You hate me. You chased me out of here." You said it's not ours. You said from the River to the Sea. You stuffed up all my wells. You destroyed all the hydroponic fields we created and made tunnels instead. You turned our plowshares into swords. When Yitzchak rises up. When we stand up for ourselves, when we don't just cave in, then we can bring forth water. We can reveal the light. The yom ha'hu is coming closer, when we are ready to finish the job.

 

It is at this point that Yitzchak decides perhaps its finally as well time to bless Esau. It is time for Esau to take his role. Yaakov can rise. Esau will serve him. The world can become complete. It's Pesach time. It is time for redemption. And perhaps it could have even happened ,had Yaakov done what he was supposed to do. Rivkah tells Yaakov to go in and take those brachos from Yitzchak. Accoding to some commentaries, she never shared with Yitzchak that prophecy she received about the younger brother being the one to lead. To rise. To reveal from the other ones downfall. So she told him to go into Yitzchak and to show him that he is worthy of standing up and saying that he is ready to rise. To grab it away from Esau right as Esau's feet and heels left the room.  She doesn't say anything about tricking Yitzchak. She doesn't suggest dressing up. She merely tells him to go in and tell Yaakov that the blessings belong to him. That he is the first born of Hashem. That Esau is meant to be following him. That it is time for him to come out of the womb.

 

Yet, Yaakov then, just like Yaakov us his descendants today are scared. What if it doesn't work. What if Yitzchak curses me? What will the world say? Maybe it's not time yet. Maybe I still have to follow Esau's kingship. Maybe I can't just stand up and say there's one Hashem. The Esau worships idols. That Christianity is stupid. It's idolatry. It's a distortion. That he is not the worlds moral compass, rather that I am. What if I'm not frum enough. What if I can't inspire Esau enough? So he objects. And then Rivkah tells him to then play dress up. To pretend like he's Esau. To act really tough rather than inspiring. To wave his American made missiles and building busters instead of the flag and glory of Hashem. And the day and moment was lost. We're pushed ourselves back down into the womb grasping on to Esau's heel but no wearing his hairy arms. We didn't finish the job. We became Israelis. And our first Exile began.

 

But the truth is we weren't Israelis back then. We were Yaakov-ites. Because Yisrael/Israel is the name we got when we fought with Esau. We got that when we went up against him at the end of our galus. When we returned to Israel. When we battled with his angel and told him that he couldn't sing praise to Hashem until we gave him permission. We were Yisrael- We got the name that should be in the forefront of our identity. We're not heel Jews, we're fighting battling leading Jews that rule with Hashem. That rule over men. That battle and that the Torah tell us that win. Va'tuchal- that we finish. We close the deal. We birth the ultimate day.

 

The time has come. History is coming to it's close. As Bnai Yisrael we have to understand something that is so so essential about this parsha and this first prophecy about our birth and our brother. Our job is not to Make America Great Again. In fact, quite the opposite. Israel can only rise when America falls. Ouch! Jerusalem will only be built on the ruins of America. And America will only fall when Israel rises up and tells the world that we are Yisra-El. We are the first born. We are the Chosen nation. You need to see not only that Hashem is imanu- but that you were meant to serve us. It is that way that you will come to Hashem. It is that way that there will be a treaty of peace. It is the only way for the kingship of Hashem to reign. The hand of Yaakov, as Rashi told us needs to swoop up and grab that kingship they are trying to make great again end before it is complete. Then the Yom Ha'hu will finally come. Then the job will finally be finished.   

 

Have a glorious Shabbos and a miraculous month of Kislev

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Di greste narishkayt fun a nar iz az er meynt az er is klug.."- The greatest folly of the fool is that he thinks he is smart

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

8. The “Jindas Bridge” was part of a road called_____

Which of the following settlements had a Templer colony?

A) Atlit

B) Safed

C) Zichron Yaakov

D) Jaffa


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wzuNozYPg Kislev Song Eli Marcus version of the Rebbe..


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/maoz-tzur    – Kislev is here Chanuka is coming up

Doughnuts are being sold and here's Rabbi Schwartz's Maoz Tzur composition- start learning it to get in the mood!


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hBDYryWFpqM    – Amazing story and song by Reb Shlomo Katz Mechaye Meisim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu5-XP7FPBg  – The Bekitzche song that everyone is singing…



RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Missing Kings- 562 BC- We've mentioned one of the big quandaries of the Jewish calendar and its conflict with the conventional calendar in the past and what is known as the "missing 165 years" between our dating of the destruction of the Temple and its rebuilding whose timeline is given in the seder Olam Rabbah. It's complicated and a lot of ink has been spilled trying to make the two work. Part of that conflict as well is the difference between our kings of Bavel and the historical kings mentioned in Babylonian history that has much supporting evidence to it. This plays out here in our story with the accounting of the years of rule of Evil Merodach the son of Nevuchadnezzar.

 

According to the book of Daniel and Chazal we only have three kings. Nevuchadnezzar, his son Avel Merodach and Belshatzar, who we will get to next week. The entire exile is 70 years. Babylonian history though names 3 other kings in between. There are different approaches here as well how to resolve it. Rav Schwab's original approach is that part of this blending of kings and years is to hide the eventual secrets of the time of the redemption. Others suggest that perhaps these other kings which only served for shorter periods of time were still under the influence and reign of Evil Merodach.

 

One last issue as well is how long the reign of Merodach was? Chazal and the Navi seem to give him a long reign of 23 years, while secular sources seem to say he was murdered after two and Belshatzar reigned for 17 years rather then what we attribute it to as being only 3 years.

 

All in all the take I have from all of this is, that things get confusing in galus. King come and go. Who is really ruling and who isn't is not always clear. When it starts and when it will end as well is all Babylonian to me. We need to get back to Eretz Yisrael. It's time for the galus to be over.  

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE AMERICAN JOKES OF THE WEEK


If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

 

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon? 4.

 

Why are Americans so uneducated? Because they shoot all the ones who go to school

 

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said you would never forget…

 

What’s the difference between a computer and an American? An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.

 

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? An immigrant.


What’s the difference between Americans and the engines of the El Al plane on which they travel here on? After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.


Transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

 Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

 Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

 Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

 Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

 Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

 Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

 Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!

So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”

The attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”

The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”

He doesn’t speak English” replies the husband.

 

An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends. “Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.”

The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, “I can’t say about the police and the trains, but you’re probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French – and the customers are all Americans.”


Why did the American bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!


Why did the American bring a suitcase to the restaurant? They heard it was an “all-you-can-eat” buffet!


I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.


What’s the difference between an American and an Israeli? To an Israeli 100 miles is a long way. To an American, 100 years is a long time


A young Mexican man was curious about America so he snuck across the border. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:

What happened?” asked his family.

Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said. “Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me, and said, “Jose, can you see?”

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The answer to this week's question is D – Ok. Now I'm on a losing streak. Got both wrong this week again. I told you Islam and Mamaluks are not my strong point. I guessed the bridge was connected to road to Jordan and Hejazi railroad because I thought I remembered a Baibers period bridge there. But I was wrong. This brige is by Lod and was connected to the Mail road. The seond one also I got wrong. I thought it was the Crusader fortress Apoliana near Atlit. The correct answer was Atlit. Well I'm still passing grade, but better get some right soon and back to my winning streak. So the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 5 point and the MOT having 3 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

 

Friday, November 14, 2025

Missing Mom- Parshat Chayei Sarah 5786 2025

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 14th 2025 -Volume 15 Issue 4 23rd of Cheshvan 5786

 

Parshat Chayei Sara

 

Missing Mom

 

I miss my mother, and it's not just her cooking. Aliza, pretty much has me covered on that front. I made sure of that before I married her and she hasn't let me down. I don't think I have ever gone this long in my 54 years of life without my parents coming and visiting us. There's three great-grandchildren they never even met! First we had this Corona thing which kind of shut down any plans they had and then just when it was getting quiet again we had this war thingamajiggy break out. Sure, I've been back to the States here and there. But still it's not the same as having Mom (and Dad) coming over here and being in my house. In our country. Together here in the Holy Land. Sharing in our family simchas here….

 

Don't get me wrong, I was never a homesick kind of kid. Hey, I went to sleepaway camp for a month when I was 6 years old and that's only because they wouldn't accept me when I was 5. Neither was I was ever a Momma's boy, my mother made sure of that, and that's despite the fact that I'm her favorite child (it's a good thing my sisters don't read my E-Mails), although Gedalia is good competition. It's also not like we don't talk at least once a week either, we even facetime sometimes-although I'm not a fan. But it's not the same. Truth is I don't even know why it's not the same. She generally will scold me the same, will get emotional and even choked with tears when she tells me she loves me and gives me those important reminders to brush my teeth, take care of my health and remember to say shema at night before I go to sleep. It's not even the hugs and kisses. I'm not such a family hugger… They're generally too emotional. There's just something about being in her presence. In both of my parent's presence-despite all of our usual fights and arguments, that is missing and the longing to see them again just grows stronger and stronger each day and each month…

 

OK now that I made my mother cry in the first two paragraphs, let's move on to the parsha which really gives us the essence of Jewish motherhood and the relationship between boys and their mothers. After-all it is the parsha titled after the first Jewish mother ever; Chayei Sarah- the life of Sarah. It seems the perfect book to buy and read to find out all we need to know about Jewish motherhood; the life and times of Sarah. Yet, quite the opposite. The second verse in already tells us that she died. That was quick. Short book. I want a refund. But Hashem doesn't give refunds. Now although the divisions and certainly the titles of the parshiyot were not given by Hashem, all Jewish traditions and certainly those that have to do with the study of Torah that for millennia have utilized these titles exist because of Divine inspiration. For generations the titles of each sedra were understood to define the entire theme of the parsha. If that is the case maybe we should flip a few more pages of the book that seems to us should've more aptly been "The life without Sarah" and find out what we are missing.

 

The first part of the story is all about her burial, and the elongated story of Avraham's negotiations to purchase the Cave of Machpela for her burial. True, the Torah tells us that Avraham eulogized Sarah and the Midrash Tanchuma even tells us that his eulogy was based on the Eishet Chayil that we sing every Friday Night-how each verse applies to everything in her life. But the Torah itself doesn't really tell us much about Sarah.

 

The next part and bulk of the parsha is all about Avraham swearing his servant Eliezer to find a wife for Yitzchak, (who seemingly missed his Mom's funeral) and who has kind of disappeared since the Akeida. We have the elongated and repetitive story of Eliezer testing and finding Rivka, the negotiations with Lavan and Besuel and them blessing her as she leaves (*Don't miss the great song I composed in honor of my sister Rivky's wedding with that blessing down below) They meet Yitzchak and brings her back to his Mother's tent. This is the majority of the parsha and it seems it should more appropriately be called the "Chayei Rivka" then of Sarah.

 

The last piece of the Parsha as well doesn't seem to have any Sarah action in it either. We are told of Avraham's remarriage to Ketura-who Chazal tells us is Hagar. The children he has with her and his sending them away as well. Finally, we have Avraham's death and burial by Yitzchak and Yishmael and then all the descendants of Yishmael. There's more Chayei Hagar and Chayei Yishmael there than Chayei Sarah and frankly to most of us it doesn’t really seem to interesting. We bought this book to find out about our mother, not our cousin's family. I would've gone to a book store in Ramallah for that.

 

There is a game I like to play with my tourists when I talk to them about Jerusalem. I tell them that our sages tell us that there is heavenly city of Jerusalem that directly corresponds to the one that is down here, and that I can prove it to them. I ask them how to say hand in Hebrew- they say "yad". How do you say two hands? "Yadayim!" they say very excitedly, surprisingly proud of themselves that they know something most kindergarteners know. How do you say foot, I continue? "Regel!" Two feet? "Raglayim!" Eye? "Ayin!". Two eyes? " Einayim!" Ear? "Ozen…" they reply getting sick of this game already. OK…two ears? Oznayim- now they are really getting bored. So I switch it up and ask how they say Jerusalem in Hebrew? And they say of course Yerushalayim. And I tell them they are wrong…"What?!" They check my Kippa to make sure it really is black velvet (the only kosher kind). So I show them how in the Torah it says it is called Yeru-shalem. What does Yerushal-AYIM mean? Well now they know it means two. The "ayim" suffix makes something plural. This is to teach us that there are two a Jerusalem down here and a Jerusalem up above. Walla! As we say in Hebrew…

 

There is another word that is really just as reflective and insightful once you have this priniciple down pat. How do we say life in Hebrew. Again seemingly easy but wrong. I imagine most of you would say chayim. Like when we drink, we say ""l'chaim" to life. Except that the word life has the "ayim" suffix" to it as well. chayim means lives. Two of them. The one in this world and the one in the afterworld. In fact, there is no word for a singular life in Hebrew. Chai- means alive it doesn't mean life. Whenever we talk about a life, we talk about it in the plural. It's always a doubled life. It's the life we have while we are here and the life that continues on after we leave this physical world that we put in place and are still connected to even after we're gone. Our sages tell us that the righteous even after they pass are called living. Our parsha is called Chayei Sarah because it is the lives of Sarah, for it is the story of the life of Sarah that live on even when she wasn't close enough to hug anymore.

 

The eternal life of Sarah starts at Mea'arat Hamachpela- the doubled cave. But it's not just the cave that is "machpela- doubled". It is in the field of Machpela that is in the area referred to as Machpela. machpela means double. It will be the beit hachayim- the house of life, of two lives; the one where the physical ends and the eternal one begins. There is no more appropriate place to start our book about Sarah than at the purchase of Machpela for that will be the symbol that she lives on even in her departing from this physical world.

 

The parsha continues with Sarah's life in the finding of the spouse for her son Yitzchak. This entire story is finding someone that will fill the tent of Sarah with her light once again. Avraham realizes that he needs someone as close as Sarah as he can get to light that light of Sarah so he makes Eliezer swear and travel in order for him to find that "mother".

 

When Yitzchak finds Rivkah the verse tells us his reaction in such incredible terms.

 

Bereshit (24:67) And Yitzchak brought her to the tent of Sarah his mother, and he took Rebecca, and she became his wife, and he loved her. And Yitzchak was comforted for [the loss of] his mother.

 

Sarah lives in Rivkah. Her tent lives. This is after all parshat Chayei Sarah. If you aren't sure, then take a look at Rashi

 

He brought her into the tent and she became exactly like his mother Sarah — that is to say, the words signify as much as, [And he brought her into the tent] and, behold, she was Sarah, his mother).

 

Do you know how they say that you marry someone like your mother? Yitzchak certainly did. The three miracles that Sarah had in her tent of a light from Shabbos to Shabbos, that there was a blessing that could be tasted in her bread and that there was a heavenly cloud always present for protection are the symbols and correspond to the specific mitzvos of a woman, of a mother. Sarah had passed away for three years yet Yitzchak had not been consoled. Rashi again tells us this is the way it's meant to be, which seems strange as we know that someone who dies the mourning ends after a year. But Rashi says a fascinating eternal insight.

 

It is derech Eretz- the natural (and proper way) that while a man’s mother is living for him to be karuch- wrapped up in her. But when she dies he finds comfort in his wife.

 

I saw a beautiful insight in the sefer Hamisulaim Mipaz- that writes that although when a man gets married the Torah tells us that he leaves his father and mother and is davak-cleaves to his wife, that does not negate that he is still wrapped up karuch-like the word korech by our Pesach sandwich- with his mother. His wife is the person that he becomes one with. They will build a unit and a family together. That bond of being one with his mother who fed him, cared for him, worried about him and strengthened him will be replaced with his wife. But his mother will still be wrapped into everything he does. She is the one he turns to for that wisdom of his youth, for the insight that only she can provide him with as no one knows him better. No one cares as much in his heart. She is not one with him, she is not davak, but she is that external force that is wrapped around all he does. She lives in him, even though she is not with him.

 

It's fascinating when you think about it. None of our Matriarchs had shviggers (mother-in-laws). They missed out on that wonderful aspect of married life for a new young bride. The reason perhaps is precisely as explained above. Each one of them were a continuation of the light of the previous generation. Each one's husband was fully theirs and there was no mother wrapped up in their relationship. They inherited the light and filled the tent with that same wisdom and light that the ones before them did.

 

But as our book on the life of Sarah concludes it reveals that Sarah is not just the mother of Yitzchak. Sarah has other "children". Her prize student Hagar- for she wouldn't give Avraham any less and Hagar's son Yishmael, whose entire existence because Sara was his mother's shadchan. She raised the two of them to such a high level that they both even saw and communicated with angels. She's also the "mother" of Hagar who she sent away and is now brought back to Avraham. They both return to the fold after being sent away for their own good. It certainly pained Sarah as much as it did Avraham. But she knew what they needed-as Jewish mothers always do. And the conclusion of the parsha of the life of Sarah that these children as well return. Hagar, now Ketura remarries Avraham. She is called Ketura because like incense she was lit with the flame and the holy spirit of Sarah now emanates from her. And Yishmael returns to bury his father Avraham with Yitzchak allowing Yitzchak to go first, for he had done teshuva. The teshuva of Yishmael is so great that we find there are great sages in the Mishna that are named for him. Again the life of Sarah lives on. She is the first of our Imahos and she is the light that is shines eternally in every Jewish mother since.

 

There is perhaps no stereotype out there like the Jewish Mother. They truly are all the same. They are the same because they all carry the light of Sarah that they shine into their children. It's in their DNA. They worry about that light more than any other mother, and that light shines even if they're not close enough to hug us. We have our own spouses, children, family and friends to cleave to and give us the hugs and make us the food and build our tents with us. But I relate to Yitzchak who missed his mother. Baruch Hashem mine is well and healthy, as she always is, thank God until 120. It's not Mother's Day this week. We never did that in my family, as every day is Mother's Day. But Thanksgiving is coming up in some countries-although we were never too strict about that either, and so I'll use this week's E-mail to just say thank you Mom… I miss you…and hope to see you soon oif simchas

 

Have a perfectly amazing Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Di varemsteh bet is di mamehs."- The warmest bed is mother’s…"

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

7. The name of the capital city of the Abbasid dynasty is _____________

What is the "Treaty of Jaffa"?

A. Treaty between the Crusaders and the Muslims

B. Treaty between the Byzantines and the Muslims

C. Treaty between the Mamluks and the Ottomans

D. Treaty between the Ottomans and the British

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rivkah   My sister Rivky thinks this is my nicest composition. It was her chuppa song so that makes sense. Yitzy Berry did an awesome job and I dare you to listen and not get moved by this special Bracha that Lavan gave Rivka in this week's parsha… and we do so by every Chasuna..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeNbxITuM50   – A beautiful new release from Ari Goldwag Zamer singing the song of Torah and sweetness…!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mThU6MnnxI&list=RD3mThU6MnnxI&start_radio=1   Ahrele Samet and Naftali Kempeh- Cholas Ahava- I can see this being the next wedding song yeshivish guys in Israel at least are singing…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdAO_jD3qoU&list=RDRdAO_jD3qoU&start_radio=1       Avraham Fried's and Meieich Braunstein latest Barcheinu!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUB0p9r87uA  Gorgeous Aharon Razel and yeshiva Maalei Adumim for all of our soldiers and wounde L'Olam Odecha

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

I Had a Dream- 562 BC As we said last week, Nevuchadnezzar was exiled from his throne for 7 years and made to wander in the jungle like a animal in fulfillment of the dream he had and prophecy of Daniel. This was made to humble him successfully and for him to recognize Hashem, which he did. Nothing like turning these guys into the animals they behave like to knock a little God fearing into them. While he's away the mice begin to play his son Avel (or Evil) Merodach takes the kingdom and rules in his place. When he comes back from his exile a Baal Teshuva- so to speak, he's not a happy camper so he chucks him in jail. Nice….

 

When Nevuchadnezzar dies his little boychik comes out of jail and tries to retake that throne. But the oilam isn't too happy with that. They're scared that Nevuchadnezzar will come back again. He's kind of like strep throat. Like the Crusaders, Like Chamas. Like Hezballah. Like all of our enemies. They're the gift that keeps on giving. So they don't want to inaugurate him for fear of what he would do to them if he comes back. Left with no choice Avel goes ahead and pulls out some iron chains digs up Daddy Nevuchadnezzar and then has him chucked in front of the people's feet. He's dead.

 

The people get up and start singing and dancing. "Ding Dong the King is dead… ". They shoot firework and hand out baklava. They coronate Avel as their new king and times are good for Bavel/Iraq. The Jews also it seems want to get a piece of this action and good will and Daniel coddles up to Avel and begins to advise him to free all of the prisoners in honor of the occasion. In order to show he's not the previous administration. Give Yehoyachin, the former King of Yehuda who had been sitting in jail for 37 years a pardon. Let them go! And whadaya know? It works!

 

Isn't it amazing how much of this Navi column ties into modern day things going on in the world. Current events. This past week, the table turned. Trump, the world leader, turns to the Jewish government and state of Israel and ask the president to pardon, Bibi- Melech Yisrael- the "King of Yehuda". Let's see if that works… or are the goyim more inclined to pardon then we are…?

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE JEWISH MOTHER JOKES OF THE WEEK

LESSONS MY JEWISH MOTHER TAUGHT ME

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you two are going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"

 

My mother taught me RELIGION:

"You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet."

 

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't behave, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

 

My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why."

 

My mother taught me IRONY:

"Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."

 

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

 

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:

"Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

 

My mother taught me about STAMINA:

"You'll sit there 'till all your spinach is finished."

 

My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

 

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times – Don't Exaggerate!!!"

 

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION:

"Stop acting like your father!"

 

My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

 

 During a regular early morning shul service, Rabbi Levy couldn't help noticing 21 year old Benny sitting at the back of the shul looking very sad. He had his head in his hands. So at a convenient moment, Rabbi Levy goes over to him and asks, "What's wrong, Benny? Tell me. Maybe I can help."

"Oh rabbi," replies Benny, "I just don't know what to do. Every time I bring a girl home to introduce her to my parents, no matter how wonderful the girl is, my mother always tells me that she does not like her at all."

"I've heard this story many times before," says Rabbi Levy, "but you'll be pleased to hear that I have a tried and tested solution for you. Next time you choose a girl, make sure she not only looks just like your mother, but also talks like your mother, laughs like your mother, cooks like your mother, and dresses like your mother. Believe me, Benny, if you find such a girl, your mother will absolutely love her."

Many weeks go by before Benny finds someone just like his mother. And not only that, but the girl very quickly falls madly in love with him. So Benny invites her to meet his parents and this time is feeling very optimistic that all will go well.

At the next shul service, Rabbi Levy notices that Benny is once again sitting at the back of the shul looking unbelievably unhappy. So once again, during a break in the service, Rabbi Levy goes over to Benny. "What's wrong Benny?" asks Rabbi Levy. "Couldn't you find someone like your mother?"

"Rabbi," replies Benny, "miraculously, I found a girl just like my Mom. Not only did she look just like Mom, but she also talked like Mom, laughed like Mom, cooked like Mom, and dressed like Mom."

"So everything should have worked out okay for you," says Rabbi Levy.

"No, rabbi, it didn't," replies Benny. "My father didn't like her."

 

As a fundraiser the local Hebrew School decided to hold a talent show for the community. The night of the show finally arrived and the auditorium was packed with community people. Judy Goldberg looked on her as her pride and joy Chezky was playing piano and singing his beautiful composed Ani Maamin. During her performance she noticed a man in the audience clearly moved and crying. 

After the show she walks over to him and says "isn't it touching that the younger generation is carrying on our tradition?"

The man says "I don't know I'm not Jewish".

"So why were you crying?" she asks him.

"Oh that's because I am a musician"

 

 A man is laying on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son, the surgeon. The son reassures his nevous father that there is nothing to worry about. It's a simple procedure that he has done many times before. 

The father says, "Son, think of it this way ... If anything  happens to me, your mother is coming to live with you."

 

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says,

"Okay, Mom. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

 

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when Bernie slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so he still looked wet and bedraggled.

As Bernie unwound his scarf he said to the baker, "May I have two bagels to go, please?"

The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?"

"That's right," answered Bernie, "One for me and one for Bernice."

"Bernice is your wife?" asked the baker.

"What do you think," snapped Bernie, " would my mother would send me out on a night like this?"

 

A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons.

A passerby asks her how old the boys are.

"The doctor is three," the mother answers, "and the lawyer is two."

 

The answer to this week's question is A – Well, it took 7 weeks until I got my first one totally wrong. Muslim stuff isn't really my thing. So I guessed Mecca and the correct answer was Baghdad. I really don't care. The treaty of Jaffa I probably should've known. The treaty between the Crusaders and the Muslims is pretty important. But I really wasn't thinking much and went with Turks instead. I probably would've skipped this question on the exam, as you're allowed to skip 5 q's. So this one was my first one wrong. And the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 5 point and the MOT having 2 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.