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Thursday, November 20, 2025

A Great Finish- Parshat Toldot 5786 2025

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

November 21st 2025 -Volume 15 Issue 5 1st of Tevet 5786

 

Parshat Toldot

A Great Finish

 

It's a problem that Israelis have. It's maddening and frustrating for most Americans that move here. It's one of those adjustments that we have to go through that we have to bite our lips down and grit our teeth and repeat to ourselves "Eretz Yisrael is niknis bi'yisurin- only acquired through tribulations". And an unfinished corner of my kitchen wall cabinet or tiling on the floor, or cleaning up the garbage after painting my house, or the leaves from my garden, or bagging my groceries etc… should be the worst thing that I have to go through to merit to live in the Holy Land that all of my ancestors dreamed of living in. After all you get used to it. You don't even notice it anymore. And when you go back to the States you're kind of are surprised that there's actually people that have a full time job bagging your groceries when whadaya know? You're fully capable of doing it yourself.

 

Now although the unfinished job thing is annoying and frustrating when it comes to house renovations, things that you order, or shopping or "service oriented" providers- which in Israel is really an oxymoron. This flaw takes a much more serious and horrific note when it comes to fighting wars and conquering our country. It's something Hashem it seems was aware of when He first chose as a nation and promised us the land. Therefore he cautions us repeatedly that when we come into the land of Israel we have really one job to do when we get here. It's quite simple. Moshe even gave us a demonstration of it when he conquered 1/3 of our biblical homeland on the eastern side of the Jordan river. It's really three simple words. "Kill them all". That's all. Easy, right? In case you didn't get it he says it again. "lo sechaya kol neshma.- don't leave anyone alive". Not men, not women, not babies, not old people and certainly not terrorists and murderers. Genocide them. From the River to the Sea.

 

Now in Israel, I always tell my tourists we have to be a little more graphic and explicit for them to get it. For example,e in America if you don't want someone to go somewhere all you have to do is put up a red sign that says three simple words. "Do Not Enter". Americans see that and understand that it's a place they probably shouldn't be going into. Here in Israel a sign saying "ein kenisa" just means that there's probably something cool that they don't want me to see, so I better check it out. Therefore wherever you go around the West Bank the signs there are large, they're in big red bold letters and in three languages and they state.

 

THIS IS AREA A AND IS FORBIDDEN FOR ISRAELI CITIZENS TO ENTER. ENTRY TO THIS AREA IS AGAINST THE LAW (in case you didn't get that from the first sentence) AND MAY BE DANGEROUS TO YOUR LIVES. (for all of those of you that don't care about the law, but might care about your and your children's lives.)

 

I heard that they were even thinking of writing that if you go in there they might chop you up into little pieces and burn your babies in ovens as well, but they figured that might just be a bit over the top and may even give some of the residents inside there some ideas- as if they weren't thinking or dreaming about it already.

 

Well similarly Hashem repeatedly tells us that if we don't kill them all out when we come into the land then they will be thorns in our eyes, they will kill us, they will destroy us and we will not inherit the land. Do you think that worked? The answer is no. We didn't do it. Not in the times of Yehoshua, not in the later kings. We're still not doing it today. We always stopped short it seems by the area of the Philistines. Gaza. Yup. We got the rest of Israel, but seemingly when we got to the Gaza area we backed off. For most of the period of the judges and early kings of Israel that's all we were fighting all day long. Stinking Philistines. What's fascinating is that in the 1600's (right after the period of the ARI in Tzfat the center and largest most important Jewish population of Israel was in Gaza. It wasn't Yerushalayim or Chevron. There was a plague that hit there, but Gaza flourished.

 

Perhaps our soft stop for Gaza and lack of ability to ever conquer it goes all the way back to Avraham. It's in our DNA. It's the first place Avraham makes a peace treaty with. As well in this week's parsha Yitzchak as well hangs out and lives in Gaza, as his father did before, making it the place our Patriarchs lived and dwelled in the most, right after Chevron. Yitzchak makes the same peace treaties that his father did. He fights the same fights. He digs up all those old wells again and again. Because it seems the Jewish response back then, as it hasn't changed much today, is either to "show them" by coming back and rebuilding again, or running away and giving up the land Hashem promised us. But wiping them all doesn't seem like it even entered our mind as an option. As I said, we're bad at that. We don't want to finish the job. Perhaps we're scared to.

 

But the truth is that really wasn't what I was planning on writing about when I started this E-Mail. I generally never do. Words just pop out of my holy keyboard. And although we're half way through, I really wanted to touch on another Rashi and the next generation that is introduced in this week's parsha of Toldos; the generations of Yitzchak, as Rashi says, Yaakov and Esau. The two twins that we're soon to be told about that were struggling in the belly of Rivka. Fascinatingly enough though this verse continues instead rather than jumping into the story of the children of Yitzchak, but rather by reiterating that Avraham gave birth to Yitzchak. The commentaries tell us that this is because there were those mockers, probably from Harvard and Columbia that were spreading fake news back then that really Yitzchak was a Palestinian and was from Avimelech of Gaza. We kind of do that today a bit as well in the State of Israel by prohibiting Jews from entering the tomb of Yitzchak- besides for a few times a year. We gave it to the Ishmaelites because we don't really believe it belongs to us. Sad face emjoi.

 

The Klei Yakar though takes a different approach and reads that verse as Avraham is the reason why Yitzchak was able to even have children. It's in Avraham's merit that Yaakov and Esau are born. It's because Yitzchak prayed and Hashem answered the prayers of this tzadik the son of the tzadik rather than to Rivkah's prayer. Nice pshat and cute! Yet on a deeper and even more significant level, which is what I want to discuss, Esau is really our brother. He's a son of Avraham and Yitzchak. Chazal tell us that Esau in fact has the status of a Yisrael mumar- a Jew that perhaps loses his way. He's different than Yishmael, who is the son of Hagar, the maidservant. Esau is a child of Rivkah. He's 100% Avraham and Yitzchak DNA just like Yaakov is. Throughout the Torah Hashem tells us that Esau has an inheritance in Israel, in the Mt. of Seir. He inherits Yitzchak. Throughout the Torah we reach out to him and call him "brother" and are warned not to start up with him. He's one of us.

 

What's even more startling to most tourists that I share this with is that he's buried in the cave of Machpela. His head is lying there in the arms of Yitzchak. He's in the family plot. That, my friends, is hard to wrap your head around- excuse the pun. Ouch! We know that we don't bury Jews with gentiles, certainly not with wicked people. So, what is this all about? What is our relationship meant to be with Esau? What is it meant to be with his descendants, Edom, or the United States of America?

 

There's an incredible Rashi that jumped out at me this week. The Torah tells us that when Rivka goes to ask "Hashem" why her children were stomping around in her belly she was told this eternal prophecy that describes the eternal relationship- until Mashiach comes, that will be between us and our brother Esau.

 

Bereishis( 25:23) We will be two nations  and two separate people or regimes from your insides will become separate. And one shall become strong from the other regime and the elder shall serve the younger.

 

Rashi tells us that what it means when one becomes strong from the other it means

"They won't be equal in greatness. When this one rises the other shall fall, as it says… Tzur/Tyre (descendants of Esau) only became full from the destruction of Jerusalem.".

 

We're two peas in a pod. Us and Esau and only one of us can be on top. When one rises, the other one falls and vice versa. Yet, the Maharal points out something amazing in Rashi. He notes that Rashi says that when one rises the other falls. Which would seem to say one rises first and then the other one falls. Yet, the proof that Rashi brings is quite the opposite. It says Tzur rises only after Jerusalem falls, which would seem to say that the falling precedes the other one rising. He explains magnificently that they are both true. The only power Esau has to rise is only when we are falling and failing. Yet, Yaakov, Israel rises first. We step up to the base and walla, automatically Rome will burn. It will fall. America will no longer be great. We will. They will serve us. We will tell them who they should fight and when they should stop and not the opposite.

 

Yet there is a problem. For once the Torah tells us of the birth of the children once again Rashi tells us something amazing. Something that is speaking to us here and now today. And it just jumped right out at me, as the weekly parsha and Rashi are always meant to do.

 

Ibid (25:26) And afterwards his brother came out and his hand was grasping at the heel of Esau

Rashi- It is a sign that this one will not have a chance to complete his kingship before the other arises and takes it from him.

 

Does this sound familiar? Can we finish the war or not? Do we have to stop establishing our borders by Gaza and bringing the Shechina down or not? Who's almost there at completing their kingdom? And who is always going to struggle against us from the moment that we are born to try to prevent us from achieving it. We came into this world trying to get out there and bring the glory of Hashem to the universe and our first experience was to be kicked right back down in that womb and not be allowed to come and shine out. Yet fascinatingly something else happened as we were born, in that moment when we were being kicked back down. We reached our hand up and held on to that heel and said we're not letting you shove us down. You're not coming out without us. Your kingship will not be complete. It can't be complete. It's not meant to be. The Jew will always be there at your heel to tell you brother Esau, that we're coming for you. That you're meant to serve us. Because we are serving Hashem. We will finish the job for once. The day of reckoning will come.

 

V'alu moshi'im b'har tzion l'shpot es har Esau- and the saviors will come from the Mt. of Tzion to judge the mountain of Esau.

V'haysa la'Hashem Ha'Melucha- and then Hashem will have the Kingship

Ba'yom ha'hu- on that great day when we finally do that

Yi'hiyeh Hashem echad u'shmo Echad- Hashem will be One and His name will be One.

 

Those words Ba'yom ha'hu- on that day, actually appear in our parsha another time as well. Can you guess where? They appear in Gaza. Check it out in the next chapter

 

(ibid 27:32) and it was ba'yom ha'hu and the servants of Yitzchak told him about the well that they found and they said "we found water".

 

That "yom ha'hu" follows the "layla ha'hu"- the night before when Avimelech the king of Gaza comes to Yitzchak and tells him that we see Hashem is with you. Gaza becomes frum. He even says "Baruch Hashem". This happens when Yitzchak finally stands up to Avimelech and calls him on all of his lies and all his fake news. "Why are you coming to me. You hate me. You chased me out of here." You said it's not ours. You said from the River to the Sea. You stuffed up all my wells. You destroyed all the hydroponic fields we created and made tunnels instead. You turned our plowshares into swords. When Yitzchak rises up. When we stand up for ourselves, when we don't just cave in, then we can bring forth water. We can reveal the light. The yom ha'hu is coming closer, when we are ready to finish the job.

 

It is at this point that Yitzchak decides perhaps its finally as well time to bless Esau. It is time for Esau to take his role. Yaakov can rise. Esau will serve him. The world can become complete. It's Pesach time. It is time for redemption. And perhaps it could have even happened ,had Yaakov done what he was supposed to do. Rivkah tells Yaakov to go in and take those brachos from Yitzchak. Accoding to some commentaries, she never shared with Yitzchak that prophecy she received about the younger brother being the one to lead. To rise. To reveal from the other ones downfall. So she told him to go into Yitzchak and to show him that he is worthy of standing up and saying that he is ready to rise. To grab it away from Esau right as Esau's feet and heels left the room.  She doesn't say anything about tricking Yitzchak. She doesn't suggest dressing up. She merely tells him to go in and tell Yaakov that the blessings belong to him. That he is the first born of Hashem. That Esau is meant to be following him. That it is time for him to come out of the womb.

 

Yet, Yaakov then, just like Yaakov us his descendants today are scared. What if it doesn't work. What if Yitzchak curses me? What will the world say? Maybe it's not time yet. Maybe I still have to follow Esau's kingship. Maybe I can't just stand up and say there's one Hashem. The Esau worships idols. That Christianity is stupid. It's idolatry. It's a distortion. That he is not the worlds moral compass, rather that I am. What if I'm not frum enough. What if I can't inspire Esau enough? So he objects. And then Rivkah tells him to then play dress up. To pretend like he's Esau. To act really tough rather than inspiring. To wave his American made missiles and building busters instead of the flag and glory of Hashem. And the day and moment was lost. We're pushed ourselves back down into the womb grasping on to Esau's heel but no wearing his hairy arms. We didn't finish the job. We became Israelis. And our first Exile began.

 

But the truth is we weren't Israelis back then. We were Yaakov-ites. Because Yisrael/Israel is the name we got when we fought with Esau. We got that when we went up against him at the end of our galus. When we returned to Israel. When we battled with his angel and told him that he couldn't sing praise to Hashem until we gave him permission. We were Yisrael- We got the name that should be in the forefront of our identity. We're not heel Jews, we're fighting battling leading Jews that rule with Hashem. That rule over men. That battle and that the Torah tell us that win. Va'tuchal- that we finish. We close the deal. We birth the ultimate day.

 

The time has come. History is coming to it's close. As Bnai Yisrael we have to understand something that is so so essential about this parsha and this first prophecy about our birth and our brother. Our job is not to Make America Great Again. In fact, quite the opposite. Israel can only rise when America falls. Ouch! Jerusalem will only be built on the ruins of America. And America will only fall when Israel rises up and tells the world that we are Yisra-El. We are the first born. We are the Chosen nation. You need to see not only that Hashem is imanu- but that you were meant to serve us. It is that way that you will come to Hashem. It is that way that there will be a treaty of peace. It is the only way for the kingship of Hashem to reign. The hand of Yaakov, as Rashi told us needs to swoop up and grab that kingship they are trying to make great again end before it is complete. Then the Yom Ha'hu will finally come. Then the job will finally be finished.   

 

Have a glorious Shabbos and a miraculous month of Kislev

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 


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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Di greste narishkayt fun a nar iz az er meynt az er is klug.."- The greatest folly of the fool is that he thinks he is smart

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

8. The “Jindas Bridge” was part of a road called_____

Which of the following settlements had a Templer colony?

A) Atlit

B) Safed

C) Zichron Yaakov

D) Jaffa


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1wzuNozYPg Kislev Song Eli Marcus version of the Rebbe..


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/maoz-tzur    – Kislev is here Chanuka is coming up

Doughnuts are being sold and here's Rabbi Schwartz's Maoz Tzur composition- start learning it to get in the mood!


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hBDYryWFpqM    – Amazing story and song by Reb Shlomo Katz Mechaye Meisim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu5-XP7FPBg  – The Bekitzche song that everyone is singing…



RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK


Missing Kings- 562 BC- We've mentioned one of the big quandaries of the Jewish calendar and its conflict with the conventional calendar in the past and what is known as the "missing 165 years" between our dating of the destruction of the Temple and its rebuilding whose timeline is given in the seder Olam Rabbah. It's complicated and a lot of ink has been spilled trying to make the two work. Part of that conflict as well is the difference between our kings of Bavel and the historical kings mentioned in Babylonian history that has much supporting evidence to it. This plays out here in our story with the accounting of the years of rule of Evil Merodach the son of Nevuchadnezzar.

 

According to the book of Daniel and Chazal we only have three kings. Nevuchadnezzar, his son Avel Merodach and Belshatzar, who we will get to next week. The entire exile is 70 years. Babylonian history though names 3 other kings in between. There are different approaches here as well how to resolve it. Rav Schwab's original approach is that part of this blending of kings and years is to hide the eventual secrets of the time of the redemption. Others suggest that perhaps these other kings which only served for shorter periods of time were still under the influence and reign of Evil Merodach.

 

One last issue as well is how long the reign of Merodach was? Chazal and the Navi seem to give him a long reign of 23 years, while secular sources seem to say he was murdered after two and Belshatzar reigned for 17 years rather then what we attribute it to as being only 3 years.

 

All in all the take I have from all of this is, that things get confusing in galus. King come and go. Who is really ruling and who isn't is not always clear. When it starts and when it will end as well is all Babylonian to me. We need to get back to Eretz Yisrael. It's time for the galus to be over.  

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE AMERICAN JOKES OF THE WEEK


If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American.

 

How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon? 4.

 

Why are Americans so uneducated? Because they shoot all the ones who go to school

 

Knock knock?

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

You said you would never forget…

 

What’s the difference between a computer and an American? An American doesn’t have trouble-shooting.

 

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine? An immigrant.


What’s the difference between Americans and the engines of the El Al plane on which they travel here on? After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.


Transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995, as released by the Chief of Naval Operations:

 Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

 Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

 Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

 Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

 Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

 Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES’ ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT’S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

 Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

 

An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up. As the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!

So the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”

The attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.”

The man goes back to his car and the wife asks, “Where are we?”

He doesn’t speak English” replies the husband.

 

An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends. “Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.”

The lone European in the group pondered all this for a second and responded, “I can’t say about the police and the trains, but you’re probably right about going out to eat. A restaurant in Hell would be one where the cooks are British and the waiters are French – and the customers are all Americans.”


Why did the American bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!


Why did the American bring a suitcase to the restaurant? They heard it was an “all-you-can-eat” buffet!


I’m American, and I’m sick of people saying America is “the stupidest country in the world.” Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.


What’s the difference between an American and an Israeli? To an Israeli 100 miles is a long way. To an American, 100 years is a long time


A young Mexican man was curious about America so he snuck across the border. He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:

What happened?” asked his family.

Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!” he said. “Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me, and said, “Jose, can you see?”

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The answer to this week's question is D – Ok. Now I'm on a losing streak. Got both wrong this week again. I told you Islam and Mamaluks are not my strong point. I guessed the bridge was connected to road to Jordan and Hejazi railroad because I thought I remembered a Baibers period bridge there. But I was wrong. This brige is by Lod and was connected to the Mail road. The seond one also I got wrong. I thought it was the Crusader fortress Apoliana near Atlit. The correct answer was Atlit. Well I'm still passing grade, but better get some right soon and back to my winning streak. So the new score is Rabbi Schwartz having a 5 point and the MOT having 3 point on this latest Ministry of Tourism exam.

 

Friday, November 9, 2018

My Brother's Clothes- Parshat Toldos 2018 / 5779


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
November 11th 2018 -Volume 9 Issue 6 Rosh Chodesh Kislev 5779

Parshat Toldos


It’s one of my favorite “lines” or “vorts” from the Satmar Rebbe. He had lots of sharp lines, I liked this one, because to a large degree it might be seem to be different than what many might assume to be “the Satmar approach”. But that’s what made him such an incredible person and leader. He was able to see beyond the external and supposed “righteous indignation” and hit the nail on the head. He asked his chasidim upon studying the famous story in this week’s Torah portion of our matriarch, Rivkah and her pregnancy, why she was so concerned. Sure, Rashi and the Talmud tell us that when the verse tells us that the children were Yitrotzizu bikirba- crushing within her.
Rashi Bereshis (25:22)  Our Rabbis interpreted [the word Yitrotzizu] as an expression of running (ratz) . When she passed by the entrances of the “yeshivas” of Shem and Ever, Yaacov would run and struggle to come out; when she passed the entrance of a temple of idolatry, Esau would run and struggle to come out.

It seems that Rivkah was nervous that she had one child in her belly and the kid seemed to be running both ways; to services and yeshiva in the morning and then to surf on the internet and who knows what else at night. She thus said if this is the case what do I need life for? This is not the kid I was praying for. She was thus reassured when she was told that it was two different nations. It was twins and hey at least maybe one of them would be good, right?

The Rebbe however asked that what was her concern when she thought it was one child? Perhaps the child was running to go study when they passed by the study halls and when they passed the places of idolatry he was pushing to get out to demonstrate. To throw stones. To destroy it. Like a good Satmar chasid.

The Rebbe answered that we see from here that Rivka had “gut farshtanen” –she understood well that it’s

nisht de zelbeh kind vos loift tzum beis medrash is der vos loift tzu hafgunois- The child that is running to study Torah in the Beit Midrash is not going to be the same one that is running to demonstrate and to protests”

Boom. Ouch. Take that nasty angry faced black hatted protestors that block my traffic and annoy me here in Israel regularly. Enough said.

The truth though is it is a perplexing thing if one thinks about Esau. Was he really doomed from the womb of his mother to be evil, to be a murderer, to be a pagan? What are our sages telling us in this peek into the womb of Rivka? Yaakov was always meant to be righteous, a nice little Kollel guy and Esau from the get go was just the bad spawn. It doesn’t seem fair. What about free-will? The Lubavitcher Rebbe asks an even deeper philosophical question. How is it possible that from two such incredible righteous pious parents comes a rasha- a true psychopath like Esau. For years they prayed, they davened, they cried and implored and this is what they got? A kid that from the fetus was pretty much a rotten apple?

He answers with an idea that is so deep, so powerful and so relevant it is truly breathtaking. He notes that unlike Yishmael who was not considered Jewish, Esau who had two holy Jewish parents the Talmud tells us was considered part of the family. A yid, although a really really flawed one. A mumar in the Talmud’s description. Truth is our older brother was conceived with an even higher purpose than Yaakov’s.

Maimonides/ The Rambam in his philosophical thesis called shemona perakim notes that philosophers divide people into two types. The saintly person who is drawn to doing the “right and moral thing” and the one that is drawn by his lust, his desire and inclination for immorality. Their perspective (and is it ours too?) that the holier and greater man is obviously the saintlier one; the one that doesn’t desire all the shmutz that the other guy (us?) might.

The Rambam disagrees though

Rambam Shemona Perakim (Chapter 6) When, however, we consult the Rabbis on this subject, it would seem that they consider the one who desires sin, and craves for it (but does not do it), more praiseworthy and perfect than the one who feels no torment at refraining from evil; and they even go so far as to maintain that the more praiseworthy and perfect a man is, the greater is his desire to commit iniquity, and the more irritation does he feel at having to desist from it.

Yaakov was meant to be that saintly one, Esau on the other hand was charged and programmed from the fetus for the higher purpose. He was at his earliest conceived with that inclination to run to idolatry. At the same time, he was given the strength and internal power, as everyone is to overcome that. Truth is until his bar mitzvah he struggled with this, Rashi tells us they were indiscernible in their ways. Esau was probably even Yaakov’s chavrusa in yeshiva-not that it is saying much, it was slim pickings back then. But then he couldn’t do it anymore. He came home “tired from the field”. The fight was too much. He would go out everyday and try to overcome and he failed and he failed. Yitzchak loved him more because he saw the incredible challenge and potential he had. He was tzayid bi’piv- he was able to bring home the glatt kosher holy food that could only be uplifted by someone who had truly overcome his nature. Someone who had at least when it came to honoring his father overcame every weakness, challenge and tendency. Yet, ultimately he gave up. He belittled his birthright. He gave it away to Yaakov and didn’t want the fight anymore.  So Yaakov, the yeshiva guy had to leave Kollel and put on those precious clothes of Esau-truly precious because they were made for the one that would have that higher role of overcoming the challenges that the “big world” outside of the walls of the Beit Midrash entails, and take on Esau’s role as well.  The zelbeh bachur that sat in beis medrash now has to go out to fight, uplift and deal with all the shmutz the world will throw at him.

I picture Yaakov in those big shlumpy clothes of Esau, kind of like I would picture taking the best boy out of yeshiva today and throwing him into the army. He could barely close the snaps on those green khaki camouflage pants because they don’t make them in XXXL 20 years of chulent-eating sizes. I picture it as taking a yid from the alteh heim with the long payos and the simple, quiet Yiddish demeanor and throwing him into Harvard Law School, into the boardrooms of the largest Wall Street hedge funds. The polished suit doesn’t fit. It’s awkward. My tzitzis keep falling out. It’s a nasty world. Their jokes and banter are crude. Any concept of modesty and what was once professional dress have been thrown out of the corporate window. It just doesn’t seem to be the environment where a Yaakov should end up. As I’m sure Yaakov asked himself as encountered similar challenges when he went out to that world. Shepherds are not the holy people you want to hang out with.

But Yaakov came out of it all complete- shalem- perfect. He didn’t come out perfect despite the challenges and muddied environment that he was thrown into. He came out perfect and complete because he overcame them. Yaakov became Yisrael. He fought with the angels, demons and challenges that Esau had and he triumphed. He could put on the clothes of Esau, that may never fit him, but at the end of the day he can and will go right back into the tents of study and pick up his Talmud as if he never left.

The last Exile of the Jewish people that we have been in for the past 2 millennia is the galus of Edom, Esau. The challenge that we have and that we struggle with is how to put on those clothes and still remain Yisrael. In many ways our role models, at least the ones that we are toted about when we are growing up are the great tzadikim. The saintly Rabbis, the Gaonim, the Rebbes, the ones that are truly holy and that sit in the tents of Yaakov and shine their light out to the world. It is important to have that light to come home to and to serve as our beacon. Yet at the same time we each need to have role models of Yaakov’s that wear the clothes of Esau. Of those that are able to go into the trenches and not get sucked into the desires and pervasive immorality and even ideologies that dominate the non-Torah world of Esau. We need tzadikim, that the Rambam described, are even superior people and souls. That have even greater desires for sin, for immorality, for all that the other world tantalizing offers and that has the strength of belief and faith to overcome it all. It wouldn’t hurt to have an Artscroll book or two written about them. It wouldn’t be that bad if our children had a parent like that they could look up to. If we could become that Yaakov. We can then finally conclude this long exile. We can fulfill our final destiny. We can uplift the world of Esau and the Shechina can once again shine. 

Have a awesome Shabbos and a blessed Rosh Chodesh,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

“Der vos zucht leichteh arbet gait zai’er mid tsu bet..”- He who looks for light work goes very tired to bed.

RABBI SCHWARTZES COOL VIDEOS OF THE WEEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF8CyHsm9Wc Conversation in a womb-the Abie Rottenberg A Classic in honor of this week’s Torah portion

https://youtu.be/L7kjspXFrAw- this is a pretty cool and inspiring clip and speech, listen to the end its worth it…

https://youtu.be/QUFyBcDZPuA- Parshat Toldos is not complete without Shmuli Ungars fantastic Vayitein Lecha song, it will stick in your mind all Shabbos guaranteed!

 https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/rivkah   -  Not enough of you clicked on this last week. It’s really awesome give it a listen..In honor of my sister Rivky and Luzy’s engagement and this weeks Parsha my latest amazing composition. “Rivka Achoseinu”- let me know what you think.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
Q The buildings at the Suzanne Dellal Center were once used as
A. Schools
B. Electric power facilities
C. Houses belonging to Aharon Shalush
D. The Saraya

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S “LOMDUS” CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat ToldosPerhaps the favorite Jewish work for lamdanim is the Rambam. The Rambam’s work of halacha, in which he writes in the introduction if one learns you won’t require any other books in your library, of course has therefore ironically spawned more sefarim and books of lomdus than any other. It is because it is written with such precision and every word was chosen with such perfect deliberation that every nuance of term is meant to be dissected and incredible things can be derived from its study. Things of course being lomdushe things. For there is nothing that lamdanim like more than dissecting and figuring out the nuances.

In this week’s Torah portion when Rivka tells Yaakov of Esau’s plot to kill him and urges him to flee she tells him he should stay away
Ad shov af achicha mimcha v’shachach es asher asisa… lama eshkol gam shneychem yom echad.- until your brother’s wrath passes from you and he forgets what you did to him (taking his blessings) why shall I lose both of you in one day.

The Rav of Brisk notes that Rivka’s fear for the life of not only Yaakov but also of Esau who was certainly a wicked murderer, was because in her initial prophecy about their birth she was told that they would both become great nations. The midrash notes that their descendants will include Rebbi and Antoninus (Rebbi Yehuda Hanasi the editor of the Mishna and Mark Anthony, who supported him). There will be converts that come from Esau ultimately. But if Yaakov is killed than Esau’s descendants will not have anyone to bring them close to Torah and Hashem.

The Rav’s son Rav Dovid Soleiveitchik Shlita, brings a corroborating Rambam. You always need a Rambam in Brisk. The Rambam in describing the obligation of the gentiles to fulfill the 7 Noachide laws, in which their fulfillment affords them the status of the “righteous amongst the gentiles” that merits a place in the world to come writes

Rambam (Melachim 8:11) This applies only when he accepts them and fulfills them because the Holy One, blessed be He, commanded them in the Torah and informed us through Moses, our teacher, that Noah's descendants had been commanded to fulfill them previously. However, if he fulfills them out of intellectual conviction, he is not a resident alien, nor of 'the pious among the gentiles,' nor of their wise men.

It’s an incredible Rambam and certainly is one that needs a lot of contemplation. The 7 Noachide laws which are the basic laws of morality and civilized society only have the power to transform the nations into righteous if they are premised on the idea that they come from Moshe, the Torah and the Jewish people. Thus Reb Dovid notes, if Yaakov would be killed that would remove any chance of Esau and his descendants ever achieving their fulfillment. That is what Rivka was worried about. A yiddishe mama worries about all her children, even Esau, particularly since she knew that he would have righteous descendants. She just knew her Rambam as well. She was a lamdan. She knew that there had to be a Yaakov around for those righteous descendants of Esau of to come forth. Their own moral finding of God, wouldn’t be enough. And thus she sent Yaakov away not to lose “both of them”.
What a Rambam!

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Battle of Sichon and Og- 1272 BC- Another one of the miraculous battles of the Jewish people were against the two huge kings and Giants Sichon and Og. The Torah tells us that the Jews were not permitted to conquer Moav so Hashem let the Emorites take some of their land, and the Jews conquered it from them. The battles were all miraculous. The first one the Jews didn’t even know about until afterwards. The Emorites were hiding in the mountains and Hashem shifted the earth moving the pointy edged cliffs like puzzle pieces into the caverned ones opposite them and they were smushed to death. We found out about when we saw the blood and their jewels floating down in the Arnon river below. The river today called Wadi Mujib is right across the Dead Sea opposite Ein Gedi. I like to point it out as we note the incredible gorges and caverns that are on both sides of the Dead Sea. These were formed by the Syrian African Rift and what even geologists agree were subsequent land shifts that took place. I like when science corroborates Torah, not that we need them and not that they got the dating right on when the Torah describes it happened.

The next battles against Sichon and his brother Og were also were miraculous. Moshe killed them both. Cheshbon his capital city is right across from Kumran on the other side of the Dead Sea a few kilometres south of Meidba. And the Bashan where Moshe singlehandedly jumped up about 20 feet and hit Og’s heel, after Hashem made a mountain collapse on his head is in the Golan Heights area. I obviously point out this to my tourists each time I’m in the Golan as most people are under the assumption that Moshe never entered the land of Israel. Yet, this entire area as well as much of Jordan today on the eastern side of the Jordan river valley were part of the first kingdom of the Jewish people and the land of Israel. Two and half tribes, Reuvein, Gad and half the tribe of Menashe, lived there and were obligated in the laws of shemitta and maasros. Moshe was certainly here. He just never crossed the Yarden into Eretz Yisrael.

I, of course, mention Og as well in Tel Dan by the gate of Avraham and speak about how Og informed Avraham of his nephews kidnapping and he came here to attack them. One can really only understand the story when you appreciate the geography of Og being up here by Dan and that’s how he saw them bring Lot here and then went all the way down to Chevron to tell Avraham.
But I definitely find and love to point out to my tourists how Jordan today is sitting on occupied territory it. It used to be our land there. May Hashem return it to us soon.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S WORKPLACE JOKES  OF THE WEEK

Moshe and Abe were partners in a very successful clothing factory. It had been in operation for many years and there wasn’t much they didn’t know about the shmatta business. One day, Moshe decided to take a trip to Israel.
As Abe had many friends in Israel, he surprised Moshe by getting him an audience with none other than the Prime Minister.
On Moshe’s first day back at work after his trip, Abe asked him, "So, Moshe, what kind of a man is the Prime Minister?"
Moshe replied, "I would say he's a 44 regular." 

 Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed.  He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza." 
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown"
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property.”
Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...my husband   has a seltzer route."

One day an Yankel the auto mechanic was working under a car and some brake fluid accidentally dripped into his mouth. "Wow," he thought, "This stuff tastes good!"
The next day he told a Berel about his amazing discovery: "I think I'll have a little more today." His friend was concerned but didn't say anything. The next day the mechanic drank a whole bottle of brake fluid. A few days later he was up to several bottles a day, now his friend was really worried.
"Don't you know brake fluid is toxic?" said Berel. "You'd better stop drinking it."
"Hey, it’s no problem," the mechanic said. "I can stop any time."

A young man with his pants hanging half way down, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
 The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of The long hours, meals will be provided you'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. 
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're kiddin me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."

Bernstein walks into work one day at nine. He is very late The boss is furious. "You should have been here at eight-thirty!" he shouts.  
"Why?" says Shapiro. "What happened at eight-thirty?"

Hymie, a wealthy American, retires to England and buys a fabulous English country home with over 50 rooms. He brings in a local workman to decorate the place.
When the job is finished Hymie is delighted but soon after realizes that he's forgotten something. There are no mezuzahs on the doors. He immediately goes out and buys 50 kosher mezuzot and asks the decorator to place them on the right hand side of each door except on the bathrooms. He's worried that the decorator won't put them up correctly.
However, the job is carried out entirely to his satisfaction and so he gives the workman an extra bonus. As the decorator is walking out of the door he says "Glad you're happy with the job mate. By the way, I took out all the guarantees that were in those little boxes and left them on the table for you."  
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Answer is A–  I probably would have skipped this one. I really had no clue what this dance theater in Neve Tzedek, the neighborhood that preceded Tel Aviv was originally used for. I took an educated guess though. I was pretty sure that it wasn’t a power plant and the Saray- the Turkish administrative center didn’t make sense. I thought that it had something to do with Shaloush, I know he built and developed a lot of this area and I felt that this might be too easy. I also remembered something about the Alliance schools being in the area. So if I would have gone with my instinct and answered this I would have been right! While taking this exam this one would have gotten a check next to it by me to wait to the end to see if I wanted to answer it. As you’re allowed to skip 5 questions. I hope I would have chosen it to answer, so my record stil stays good.
And the score continues Schwartz is 5 for 5 on this exam so far.