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Friday, April 28, 2023

The Holy Jungle- Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 28th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 28 7th of Iyar 5783

 

Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim

The Holy Jungle

I think it was the serenity more than anything that was the most awesome part of our recent trip the past week and a half. That was the thought that hit me when I was out on my porch in middle of the jungle- or bush as they call it in Africa. It seems that a jungle is densely giant trees and vegetation, whereas the “Bush” is merely an uninhabited large area of smaller and less dense trees, shrubs and bushes. About 1/3 of the land of the world is forest, Bush and jungle. But for a city guy like myself, and most of you as well if there’s no one there and there’s lots of wild animals we’ve only seen or that belong in a zoo, it’s a Jungle. It’s what my father calls New York, by the way.

 

But it wasn’t the amazing animals that we saw on our Safari. It wasn’t the incredible wonder of Victoria Falls, the largest downpour of water in the world. It wasn’t Table Mountain standing at the edge of the cliff of Cape Town above the clouds looking down over gorgeous Ocean below us. It wasn’t the crocodiles, hippos and water buffalos on our water cruise or the giraffes we fed in the wild while impalas and Zebras frolicked around us. Forget about the elephants, hyenas and leopards. They were all amazing and wonderous. Ma Rabu truly. (Wait until you hear the latest song that I composed while I experienced all of that…coming soon after Lag Ba’Omer). Yet it was that morning out in the Bush in Krueger before sunrise outside our more rustic tents while everyone was sleeping and I was sipping my coffee that most touched by soul.

 

The world was perfect. It was rising. It was being born anew. I heard in my head that “Waaaa Falenya… “Circle of Life- Lion King” song playing in my head. The crickets, the small creatures, the birds chirping, the predators returning after their nights hunt and the jungle just awakening to a new day. It was the pristine natural world, and I was just sitting there on my porch watching it all come together. It was perfect. It was creation. It was sitting next to Hashem and experiencing Him sitting next to me in that seat- just as I sat with my children the previous day in our Safari jeep, shepping so much nachas at the sites and world I was showing them. It was so holy. It was Yom Kippur in the Holy of Holies. It was just the two of us together. Me and my Father in Shamayim. I didn’t want it to end. I could have sat there forever…

 

It’s taken me a long time to write this next paragraph. I didn’t want to leave the last one. But I have to write this E-Mail. I have to find something that I can write and share with you that will inspire you and even connect it to the Parsha. But the truth is words can never adequately describe or make any more inspirational that moment there in the Jungle. Just as text can never describe the music and magic of a beautiful song, harmony or full orchestra. It’s a different sphere of experience. It’s separate. It’s holy. It’s beyond words and letters. It’s the soul. It’s Hashem.

 

Fortunately, this week’s Parsha is actually about precisely those emotions, that experience and that holiness that I’ve just described. Yet fascinatingly enough it seems to be described and we are told repeatedly is achievable in what feels like a counterintuitive process. This week we read two parshiyot that often go hand in hand. We have Parshat Acharey Mos which begins with the Temple service that is done on Yom Kippur by the High Priest. The Parsha concludes then with the laws of all of the forbidden and incestual relationships that we are meant to avoid.

 

The second Parsha we read appropriately titled Kedoshim- Holy seems to run the whole spectrum of various and even unrelated commandments. With 51 Mitzvos, 38 negative and 13 positive ones, it’s almost ten percent of all of the mitzvos in the Torah. The Mitzvos touch on relations between man and his fellow man, loving and rebuking one’s friends and judging favorably and behaving honestly in business. It contains agricultural mitzvos of the land of Israel and maintaining its crops. And it has laws relating to our relationship with Hashem and prohibitions of idolatry of sorts and the awe of the Temple and Shabbos. It’s all over the map.

 

You know how I said previously that words detract from the spiritual description of what I felt that morning in Africa. Well, that idea is only compounded when I think about how we feel about Yom Kippur or being holy in general. When we think about the sanctity and purity or holiness of Yom Kippur is the first thought that crosses your mind slaughtering animals? Goat lotteries that get thrown off cliffs? Blood sprinklings, incest burning, clothing changes and repeated Mikva dips?

 

If I asked you to describe me what a holy person is do you think anyone would describe it as someone who doesn’t have marital relations with a cow? With his sister or mother-in-law? Would it be someone who doesn’t curse his parents? Someone who doesn’t sacrifice his child in fire, worship idols or take on foreign pagan customs? Is it a person without tatoos or unshaven sidelocks?  Is it someone who isn’t vengeful someone who doesn’t lie, cheat, steal gossip or not pay his workers? Would even one of those descriptions be the first that comes to your mind when you think about a holy person? Yet that’s precisely what our parsha titled Kedoshim is all about.

 

Perhaps the best way to really get to the crux of this and perhaps one of the most important aspects of understanding our entire existence is really by understanding what this idea of holiness really is. There are two concepts that come up repeatedly in our parshiyot that to most of us seem to be interchangeable yet in fact they are worlds apart. The first is purity- tahara and the second is kedusha holiness. Do they sound the same to you? What’s the difference between them?

 

Rav Charlap in his incredible work Mei Merom quotes the Talmud in Nidda that tells us that when a child comes to the world he is sworn

 

Know that Hashem is pure and His servants are pure and the soul inside of you is pure- if you will keep it pure it is good”.

 

He points out that the idea of kedusha- holiness is not mentioned at this point. His explanation is that purity-tahara is only a concept when there is impurity to differentiate and contrast it against. Kedusha- holiness though, is an encompassing reality of the universe in which only Hashem’s presence is realized, and impurity doesn’t exist at all. Everything is holy. It’s all and only Hashem.

 

Before a soul enters the body, it is only pure. This stands opposed to the mortal and finite body which is impure. It is only when the pure neshoma enters the body that holiness can be achieved by uplifting the body and transforming it with that pure soul into something divine and eternal. It is the reason, as well that a fundamental part of Jewish belief is the resurrection of the dead body. For in life and through our mitzvos and the experience of the soul with the body the physical body has become holy and eternal as well. It’s no longer impure. It’s kadosh. It’s as eternal as the soul. It’s as holy as Hashem is.

 

The Zohar Ha’Kadosh reveals to us that the first verse of our Parsha ‘Kedoshim tihiyu’ should not be understood as it commonly is, as a commandment to be holy. For if so, it should say ‘yihiyu’. Rather ‘tihiyu ‘is a ‘havtacha’- it is a promise and a description. We will be holy. We are inherently and at our core holy and should maintain that holiness. We should let it shine and naturally reveal itself. The centerpiece of our davening each day is the Shemona Esrei, and the center of that as well is the Kedusha prayer recited in the prayer of the holiness of Hashem.

 

Kadosh Kadosh Kadosh- Holy! Holy! Holy!

Melo Kol Ha’Aretz Kevodo- the entire world is filled with His glory.

 

The angels wait for one another to make this declaration. Even more amazing is that they wait for us to recite this first each day. For it is only we who are in mortal bodies that can begin the process of uplifting and transforming the physical world where Hashem and His holiness is hidden, into a holy one.

 

Do you know what was so holy about that jungle morning? It’s that there is a sense that the world is perfect as created. It’s that Hashem’s glory is all around me. I only feel and see him. It’s the barest most natural and untainted state of the world. It’s the garden of Eden and I was like Adam Ha’Rishon walking with Hashem in it. Sipping my coffees to be more precise.

 

That sense of holiness the Torah tells us is what is meant to be found inside of us always. It is there. The problem is that there is too much impurity that is preventing it from shining out. There’s blockage. Tumah. It’s hiddenness. It’s shmutz on our glasses or camera lens. It’s smashed moths on our windshields. The pure view that our never tainted neshoma has, can’t shine out to see the holiness in the rest of the world. So we have to clean it first. We have to get out to the pristine jungle without any electricity and buildings and noise. We have to look at the stars and the sky and the moon without the any “light pollution” and then Hashem’s kedusha will shine out to us. Then our neshoma sees it all. The tumah has all disappeared. Malah Ha’Aretz Kivodo- the world is only filled with His Glory.

 

Acharey Mos, Yom Kippur begins with getting rid of that tumah. It’s not about holiness yet. It’s killing the goats. It’s sprinkling the blood. It’s chucking it all off the mountain. It’s getting clean and then finally entering that Holy of Holies. When the Kohen Gadol, who represents all of us comes out of there, that holiness and purity to change the world and cleanse it comes out with him to all of us. Now we just have to let it shine naturally. We need to keep our windshield clean. We need to make sure that our natural physical desires are tuned into that correct channel by not distorting them. We need to marry the person that will be connected to because holiness first and foremost happens in that wedded state where the two souls become one and build a home together.

 

The Sefat Emes notes that whenever we preform a mitzva the blessing we say is asher kidishanu b’mitzvosuv- He sanctifies us with His commandments. The word ‘Kidishanu’ doesn’t only mean sanctify us, but rather it can also mean that He marries us with His commandments. Hashem becomes betrothed to us again and again and again. Each mitzva deepening and furthering the level of our relationship with Him. With every act we shine the beauty of the holiness of Hashem within us out to the rest of the world. We fill it with His glory. He compares it to a gift. When one gives a gift to a friend there is two things that happen. There is the actual gift that we receive and there is the love and emotion behind that gift that is even more significant; that is really the crux of it all.

 

Asher Kidishanu- that is the love and the holiness. V’tzivanu is the mitzva, is the connector, is the gift that brings that love out and brings us together.

 

Being holy doesn’t mean doing anything more than getting away from all the things that prevent the natural holiness from shining out. We recite the word Kadosh three times as there are three planes of existence. There is time, place and the soul- A’Sha’N -Olam, Shana and Nefesh. In the sphere of time that holiness is our Shabbos. It is the day without any distractions. It is all holy. Don’t taint it. Let the holiness of it shine out.

 

In Nefesh. It means not hating. It means not being vengeful and not speaking gossip. It is not having idolsnor feeling the need to alter one’s body. It means not only loving and seeing the holiness in every Jew and human but rebuking them and bringing them close to the truth and uniting us all together.

 

In place there is Eretz Yisrael, our holy land. We shine its holiness by not thinking its ours. We leave parts of the fields for the poor, we don’t distort and intermingle our crops. Let the kedusha of the land shine out. Even more so it is the Bais Ha’Mikdash. It is the palace of the King. It’s the place where we come to see Him three times a year. It is where we come close to Him. It’s the source of where all of the holiness of the world will shine forth from.

 

One of the jarring fascinating things that continuously struck me when I was in Chutz La’Aretz- as I am saying Kaddish currently for a neighbor of mine that passed away and had no one to recite it for him, is that there is an additional word in Kaddish that you only recite in Israel. In the Rabbinic Kaddish in the diaspora when we ask for blessing for all of Israel and its Rabbis and studiers of the Torah we say ‘B’Asra Ha’dein’- in this land. In Israel though we add in the additional word of ‘Asra Kadisha Hadein- this holy land. As I said Kaddish here I always felt that the reason for this addition was to remind me that Israel is a holy place and different than everywhere else. Yet upon my trip there something else became clear to me. The opposite effect actually happened. As the words started to roll off my tongue- as my kaddishes are usually on cruise control and by rote, I had to stop myself and catch myself from saying the word “Kadisha”. I wasn’t in a holy land. I was in Africa. There is only one holy land. And as beautiful and remarkable and as awesome and even as a spiritual as it felt, it still wasn’t holy. I wasn’t in an Asra Kadisha.

 

The world will only be malah ha’aretz kivodo- filled with the glory of Hashem, when all of Israel is here together shining out that kedusha from its source. When every last piece of our national body is together as one in wedded harmony fulfilling our mitzvos here and celebrating our Shabbos here. When our Father is in his House together with us. When just as we were by Sinai, we are Ish Echad B’Leiv Echad. We are all one.

 

Kadosh Kadosh Kadosh- The Magid teaches us is Israel, Hashem and the Torah. That is the light we are waiting for. The period of Omer when we count to that moment on Sinai when that once happened is the time when we long to once again experience that. It’s the day and the beautiful morning when the whole world will soon experience that ultimate holy serenity.

 

Have a serene and wild Shabbos,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Es iz nit azoi tei’er der geshank vi der gedank.” - The gift is not as precious as the thought

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

19) The ancient period in which the "Agricultural Revolution" took place is called:

Among the following periods, which is the earliest?

a) Iron I

b) The Chalcolithic

c) The Paleolithic

d) Early Bronze I

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tQGfoyZcnw  - Sefira Acapella time of year- Baruch Levine’s Beautiful new Yehi Ratzon

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4lnqE93w84   -Benny Friedmans Latest Acapella incredible original words for Siyum Ha’Rambam of Messianic times… beautiful…U’Voso Ha’Zman

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-PFu1feJ8 – Joey Newcomb’s Acapella for Hatzala museum- Mi Shoamar Dai- nice but I still like SYR’s version better of these words..

feast!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhBwBSoeTr4   – Cool Reb Shaya Ben Reb Moshe Sand art song and video… Cool!

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Floating Metal- 680 BC- With Geichazi the Metzora (this week’s parsha) being sent away, it seems that Elisha’s yeshiva went up in popularity. Lots of prophet students gathered to Elisha to study by him. It seems the Yehsiva was bursting at it’s seams to the point where the students approached  Elisha and asked to begin an expansion campaign to build a wider facility near the Jordan River. Elisha acquiesced and the campaign began.

 

Now back then an expansion campaign wasn’t about fund-raising or Charidy campaigns. It meant that the students actually did the work of chopping down trees and building the new structure. Not having much money, the even borrowed the tools to chop down the wood. And  wouldn’t you know it? Lo and Behold one of the students- who it seems was a bit of a shlemazel knocked off the bladed of his Axe and it went down down down the Jordan River. Now, I take tourists all summer long rafting down the Jordan- and yes, where I do it is the Upper Jordan River. I can tell you that it was more than a few times that they’ve lost glasses, water bottles, goggles, slippers or Crocs down the river. When that happens, you pretty much give up hope- although I’ve had some that have found them. But only by diving in immediately. The Jordan River today is a about2 % of the size that it was back then. You can imagine that there was no way you were getting that back. I’m standing today, by the Zambizei River in Zambia (I’ll tell you about that in a future upcoming E-Mail- don’t worry). There is no way- your finding an Axe blade that sinks in it.

Yet, if you’re a student of Elisha, you don;t

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE WILD ANIMAL JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 

What animal has more lives than a cat? Frogs, they croak every night!

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? It gave a little wine.

What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

Why did the lion always lose at poker? He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

Yankel went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Yankel picked up his rifle, put on his hat, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said Yankel. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

 

Berel was a Jewish dog who went on a safari with his owner Shemerel.  One day Berel the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dog thinks, "Uh Oh, I'm in trouble now”. Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?"

 

Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a Achmed the monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed and figured that something must be up.

 

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

When Berel saw the leopard coming toward him with the monkey on its back, he thought to himself, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sat down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they got close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey, Achmed,. I can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!"

 

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The answer to this week”s question is C –Ancient civilizations or what is known as pre-history was never one of my strong points. I probably would’ve known this answer 12 years ago when I studied for my exam, but that information which I never use in my guiding really has long been deleted from my limited brain space. I have to leave room for where the latest kosher restartaunts are. So when I looked up the answer I remembered that it was in fact called the Neolithic or New stone age which was the agricultural revolution. Scientists put that about 10,000 years ago. We of course know that started with Noach only about 5000 or so years ago. As far as part two I got that right. Calcolithic I knew was copper age. And stone is first so Paleolithic is way before the Iron Bornze or copper and that of course is the right answer  So I got this one half wrong or half right depending on how you want to look at it. So that makes the score as of now  15 for Schwartz and 4 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…

Tuesday, April 4, 2023

The Goat in the Middle of the Room- Pesach 2023 5783

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

April 4th 2023 -Volume 12 Issue 25 14th of Nissan 5783

 

Pesach

The Goat in the Middle of the Room

It’s the elephant in the middle of the room. Or to be more precise it’s the goat. It’s that thing that’s sitting there and everyone is just continuing along as if there’s nothing strange. Just going about their daily activities and pretending like it doesn’t exist. It didn’t happen. Everything is normal. As I reviewed my Hagdda before preparing for this big holiday coming up, that was the thought that struck me,. How come nobody is talking about it?

 

See, it’s not like Pesach is a time when we don’t talk about things. In fact there’s probably no time of year when we talk more and engage in conversation. It’s a mitzva to talk this evening. Some suggest that the even the name Pesach is a conjunction of two Hebrew words Peh- Sach- the mouth talks. We start off our Magid by the Seder with the story of the great Rabbis in Bnai Brak that spend all night talking and we say it’s praiseworthy to talk and talk and talk… It’s a Rabbi’s dream night. We love to talk. Yet, perhaps the most obvious subject that one would assume we would be talking about is not even mentioned at all. It’s as if we pretend it never happened. It’s bizarre, after-all it’s the whole reason why we were there in the first place.

 

See, ask any child why it is we were in Mitzrayim? How did we get there? What was the reason we were sent out of Eretz Yisrael where our forefathers lived for centuries and went into this first exile of ours? They all know. We learned it in first grade. We read the parshiyot in the Torah. They were unforgettable.

 

It was because the brothers sold Yosef down there. Remember that story? There’s quite a few parshiyot that talked about this at great length. It’s the exciting parshas that make up the entire 2nd half of Sefer Bereishis. Pharaoh, Yosef, Potifar, The butler, the baker, pits with snakes, accusations of being spies, of treason and of stealing goblets. There are those dreams that were fulfilled; Yaakov’s mourning, set-ups and frame-ups… How come we’re not talking about any of this? It’s as if someone censored this most important part of the story of our coming down to Egypt out!

 

The truth is it’s really an almost “un-Jewish” approach. We always try to get to the root issues of why Hashem brings tragedies upon us. The first Temple was destroyed because of the three cardinal sins; Idolatry, Adultery and Murder. The second because of Sinas Chinam- baseless hatred. Everything else that ever happened to us in the past 2000 years of Exile, all the persecutions, the pogroms, the Crusades, the Expulsions and Inquisitions are because of the internet, social media, long shaitels and smartphones… Obviously… So how come on Pesach nobody seems to be talking about the reason that seems very clear for why this all happened? We sold our brother down to Egypt. We didn’t respect one another. We don’t get along. We have serious family issues.

 

Now don’t make the mistake of thinking that there’s way too much to talk about in the Egypt slavery and Exodus story alone and that we don’t want to make this night any longer and too confusing for anyone. Because in fact we do seemingly trace back our history. Not only our history. We go back to Terach Avraham’s father, we mention Yaakov and Uncle Lavan, we even throw in Esau for good measure- although how he got into the picture I still don’t know. But then seemingly at what seems to be the most essential part of understanding the story of how we got down to Egypt in the first place, Poof! we jump over to being slaves. Or perhaps I should say we “skip” over it… Maybe that’s why it’s called Pesach. Or maybe not… It’s a “woke” censored, politically corrected Haggada and Pesach story. It takes talent and deliberation to leave this out and not mention the Yosef story. What’s going on?

 

Thinking about it now for a second, frankly the name for the holiday Pesach is really quite a strange one. The names that best describes the holiday should be more than about the one small fact that Hashem skipped over our houses that night and didn’t kill us. First of all why should we have been killed in the first place? Second of all, to put in it modern day perspective, let’s  say that the Nazi’s are coming to kill us and then Hashem wipes them out, and He doesn’t hit our house and that becomes the name of the holiday? Really...? How about Redemption Day! Miracle night! Retribution Evening… Skip? Sounds like we could use some good marketing and branding on this Title. Would you ever title the film about Yetzias Mitzrayim, “Skippy”?

 

OK, so the truth of the matter is I’ll tell you a little secret here. This might sound revolutionary, but you don’t come here and read this long E-Mail for the usual “same-old- same-old” you read everywhere else. So here goes. You can handle the truth. The holiday of Pesach is not only named after the fact that Hashem skipped over our house that night. As I said it doesn’t make sense that is should be. In fact, if you don’t believe me, check out the Torah. Hashem commands us to take the Pesach sacrifice and it calls it that even before He tells us He skips over our house. It’s called a Pesach for Hashem. A skip for Hashem?

 

Why else is it called Pesach? Rather it’s because of the sacrifice. It’s because of the goat that we slaughter and dip it’s blood in a pail called a “saf” and then shmear it on our two doorposts and on the lintel. It’s because that night of Pesach we are all locked in our house. We are all sitting there with our families. We are all around the table, while havoc is wreaking outside. And we look at that doorpost on the front of our house and we watch the blood drip…drip…drip… on the sparkling clean freshly waxed floor. Drip…Drip…Drip…

 

I heard an incredible idea from Reb Motti Alon recently that gave me this perspective of that Seder and all Pesach Seders that I have never had before. That truly changes everything. See, we are told that when we left Mitzrayim only 20% of our nation merited to leave. 80 percent of Klal Yisrael weren’t worthy of going out. They liked it better there… They didn’t have what it took. And so they died. They died in the Plague of darkness; we are told so that the Egyptians shouldn’t scorn us.

 

Do you know what 80% means? It means that there wasn’t a family, basically, when we left that wasn’t in mourning. That hadn’t lost someone or maybe even a few family members in that pandemic. We were all in Shloshim that night. And we were all locked up in that room, in that house and we were looking around at the same seats at our Pesach feast and watching that blood drip down. The whole family was meant to be together…but we weren’t. We were missing a few that died. We weren’t complete. Our brother wasn’t there with us. Why did this happen? What is this night all about? How can we be redeemed? Drip…Drip…Drip…

 

Do you know what that blood reminds us of? Do you remember the last time we slaughtered a goat and dipped something in its blood? Do you remember when we sold our brother Yosef down to Egypt? Rabbeinu Manoach suggests that we start off our Pesach Seder with the act of Karpas even before we get to the Matza because Karpas- a strange word- comes from the word Pasim- like the Ketonet Pasim-the colored coat of Yosef that we removed from him and dipped in blood. The blood we dip on the doorpost the Torah tells us repeatedly that we scoop out of a “saf” a pail. Also not a common word. But it kind of sounds like “Yo-sef”… right? You know what we did after we sold Yosef? We sat down to “eat bread” The Unkelos translates the words “we sat down” as we “reclined”. Sound familiar to anything we are doing this night? That we just did before Karpas as we drank our first cup of wine and are about to break out the matza….

 

We stole Yosef from his father and right after Karpas…isn’t there a little stealing action going on? Another strange custom, as we steal that afikoman… that broken matza… the one that reminds us of slavery… the brother that’s not with us… that was kidnapped… that is the Pesach offering replacement symbol  called the Afikoman. We’ll see that matza fragment at the end of the Seder again by Tzafun. Do you know someone who was called Tzafnat Panei’ach – the revealer of the hidden? The title that was given to Yosef in Mitzrayim. It is the last thing we need to eat and rectify and return to our father before we are finally redeemed. To our Father. Are you getting it yet? Drip…Drip... Drip…

 

The Seder is all about putting us there again. But rather than our father Yaakov in mourning and the pain and suffering we caused him. We are mourning. We’ve lost our siblings. We even have an egg of mourning that many have the custom to eat at the Seder. It’s even the same day of the week that Tisha B’av falls out on. There’s no reason to talk about the causes of being sent down to Mitzrayim. It’s dripping from our doorpost. It’s the goat in the middle of the room for the past few days. Its us sitting in middle of Shloshim for our dearly departed who aren’t here to celebrate with us.

 

The word and title for this holiday… that Hashem tells us it’s called is PeSaCH- Pesach can be read as Pas- again as the Ketonet Pasim that is on the Ches shape of our door post. Two sides mezuzos and the lintel on the top is the shape of a ches. The Ketonet Pasim- that goat-bloody cloak is on our doorpost as we sit in mourning all night long looking at it and remembering why we’re here. Why some of us aren’t. Why we’re in mourning and what we need to do to be redeemed. And that is when the process of the Seder starts with questions. Why…? How…? Questions that we’re not even meant to give answers to. Questions just so the children will ask. Just so that they know we are listening to them. We hear them. We’re together with them. We’re a family.

 

Pesach, our Exodus is a story of our redemption and becoming a nation. The perquisite to that happening though is that first we have to become a family. We have to undergo what they call in modern Hebrew “Tipul Mishpachti”. We have to resolve our family issues. A nation is only as strong as the families that it joins together. Every house is a Mikdash Me’eat- a small temple. The doorpost is our Mizbayac- our altar - this night where we sprinkle our blood-in case you didn’t get that. If the purpose that we were meant to leave Egypt was to build Hashem a Temple and home here on this world, we first have to get our own house where His shechina shines from together. Seder night is when we do that.

 

Our Avoda on Pesach is to hear one another. To talk to one another like never before. To listen to our shared goals, our concerns, our fears, our traumas, our hopes and aspirations and values. To hear each other’s questions and to talk about and validate and even connect to each other’s dreams. It’s what we didn’t do when Yosef came to us. He came to us with his sheep. With his goats. With his dreams. He was searching for his brothers. It’s what his father sent him to do. It’s what our Father wants us to do. And we failed.

 

We didn’t see king in those Ketonet Pasim, and we didn’t see the “King” that is inside of him and inside of every yid; in all of our brothers and sisters. The spark of the Melech Malchei Ha’Melachim in each of us.

On this night we are all kings and we need to see that in one another. We treat each other like kings. We pour water, wine for our fellow kings at the table. We recline with them and we dip with them.

 

At the same time we are as well poor with them. We are slaves with them. And we bleed and mourn with them. We’re smelted in that iron furnace, the concentration camps, and the never-ending terror attacks and persecutions of the Egypts of our Exile. This is what we need to undergo to bring us together. It’s how we can fix our families and our homes so that Hashem could skip on top of them and come down to this world. So that He Himself can redeem us and shine out from our homes. From His home. There’s no work left to be done in each house for Him to come into because He is already shining out from within every family. We open the bloody doorpost that evening and get up from our mourning to greet Eliyahu Ha’Navi.  His job, our sages tell us is not to purify the impure, to permit the forbidden, to say one is good and one is bad. All four sons are together as a family in this Seder. We fixed that. His job is only to return the children to their Father. Return the Father to the children. To finally bring us home.

 

The redemption is around the corner this year. The plagues and pandemics are all over. There’s only one thing left to fix. One sacrifice and one tikkun we still have to make. The Satan is working overtime trying to divide our family. The marches, the demonstrations, the rhetoric, the hatred. We are not communicating. We are not listening to each other’s questions. We think we know all the answers. We don’t see each other’s dreams. We don’t see brothers and sisters. We see threats. We see wicked sons. We’re throwing each other into pits. We’re not looking on the blood on the doorpost. We’re missing the goat that is sitting in the middle of the room.

 

But the Satan will not win. One of the amazing things about Pesach that is miraculously built into our Jewish DNA, is that we all have a seder. We all come together as our family needs to. Each home. Each family. We are all eating matza. We are all Kings. We are all desperately hungry for that day to finally come when Eliyahu will join us. When Hashem will be with us. We can do it. We will do it.

 

Yossi my jeep driver told me this week that the one question that nobody asked in the times of the Bais Ha’Mikdash was “where are you making the seder this year”. Everyone was in Yerushalayim. We were all together. May that be the question that we don’t need to ask this year as well.

 

Have a redemptively united Pesach,

 

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Ver shemt zikh fun zeineh mishpocheh, oif dem iz kain brocheh.” - Whoever is ashamed of his family will have no blessings.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

18) Which red flower blooms after the anemone?

Where can you find the plants: Moringa peregrina, Salvadora persica and Calotropis procera

(milkweeds)?

A) Bible Hill

B) Ein Gedi

C) The Lotz cisterns

D) The Ramon Crater (Makhtesh Ramon)

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/melech-rachamon   - In honor of Pesach- one of my most beautiful compositions that you really need to sing at every meal on Pesach after you get all vehi she’amda-d out or have had enough of Rechnitze’s V’Hareinu… my Melech Rachaman

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrCK7zLj2U0&t=61s   -Pesach is of course incomplete without Rabbi Schwartzes Schwartz family Shiras HaYam- in Pajamas b’emtza halayla! Vayosha…

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/hachaya-yehalilu   – And of course my Ha’chaya Africa animal song is always a good one to accompany your plagues…

feast!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8c-iuwpkD0   – This song is one of the most beautiful ones that we’ve added to our Pesach Seder- Chasal Siddur Pesach by Shira Chadasha… just beautiful…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prTs2rH8Ihg  – Mordechai Shapiro’s Vehi She’amada … why not…

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

 

Geichazi- 680 BC- With the miraculous cure of the leprosy of Naaman after dipping in the Yarden as per Elisha’s instruction, he becomes a Baal Teshuva. He renounces idolatry and he swears that he will return to his land and never worship anyone but Hashem. He even asks and is granted permission to take back the holy earth of Eretz Yisrael to his land to always remember the miracle and daven on it. As any good goy though, he doesn’t want anything for free. He wants to give Elisha a gift- a “blessing” for his miracle. Elisha though refuses to take anything. He doesn’t want anything to detract from Hashem’s miracle. It wasn’t him. It was Hashem. Just like Avraham our forefather who refuses to take anything from the King of Sodom after the miraculous battle he fouight on his behalf. This is all about Hashem.

 

Elisha’s greedy servant though, Geichazi is not of the same mindset. You don’t leave a potential donor behind. So he goes running after Naaman and hits him up for some silver and some clothing for the prophets. Even worse than that is that he does this in Elisha’s name and even swears to that effect. Naaman, of course dishes up the goods and Geichazi happily returns to Elisha. Yet, he doesn’t remain that way for long.

 

Elisha sees him when he comes in and gets what happened. He knows his student. He gives Geichazi a chance to fess up, and yet when he doesn’t, he gives it to him. He curses Geichazi and tells him that his ill-gotten goods are going to be the source of his grief because the leprosy of Naaman will now fall upon him. The money was given now as an atonement and now he is the proud owner of that atonement in the form of leprosy. It is a terrible lesson. It is an eternal one as well. Tzora’as befalls on one who swears falsely, on one who is greedy, who is stingy and who doesn’t have respect for sages. Geichazi is guilty of all of this and this will follow him for the rest of his life. 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ TERRIBLE FAMILY JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

Chaim asks his father, “What’s a man?”

His father says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”

Chaim replies, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mommy!”

 

Mom logic: If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, don’t come running to me!

 

What three words solves all of Dad’s problems? “Ask your mother.”

 

My dad always taught me to share my toys with my siblings. It wasn’t that he wanted me to develop social skills, it’s because he was a cheapskate that wanted to spend 50% less money on toys.

 

 Boy: “Dad, can you explain a solar eclipse to me?”

Dad: “No sun.”

 

Berel turned to his son and asked him “Sruli tatteleh, do you think I am a bad father?”

His son responded “ My name is Yitzy…”.

 

Daughter: Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?

Mom: I don’t know. You’ll have to ask grandma.

 

Moishe told his father “ For $20, I’ll be good.”

Totty said –“ Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.”

 

Who makes the most money from Father’s Day? Therapists.

 

Parental Truth - To Mom: “I don’t feel good” “Where’s my sock?” “Will you make me a sandwich?” To Dad: “Where’s Mom?”

 

Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.

 

 Sweater: Something you wear when your mom gets cold.

 

Gunther the cannibal was pretty late to his cannibal family reunion... ...they gave him the cold shoulder...

 

It never occurred to me how much my parents favored my twin brother until they asked me to pick up the cake for his surprise birthday party.

 

What do you say to your sister when she starts crying? “Are you having a crisis?”

 

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. -George Burns

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops. -Cary Grant

I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it. -Mary Karr

Bleeding ulcers run in my family: We give them to each other. -Lois McMaster Bujold

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. -George Carlin

When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois. When I was twelve, I found them. -Emo Phillips

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry. -Jerry Seinfeld

Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to baby-sit. -Anonymous

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. -Sam Levenson

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern… like bad wallpaper. -Friedrich Nietzsche

 

After nearly 50 years, my grandmother has finally gotten my grandpa to stop biting his nails. She hid his teeth.

 

 What do you call an angry French aunt? A crossaunt.

 

Shaindy a pregnant woman falls into a coma and doesn’t wake up until after her babies are born. She immediately asks the doctor about them.

Your twins are doing great! You had a boy and a girl. Your brother named them for you.”

Like any sister would be, she was quite displeased. “Oh, no. My brother is an idiot. What’d he name them?”

Your daughter’s name is Denise,” the doctor began. Shaindy was pleased. That wasn’t so bad.

And the boy?”

Denephew.”

 

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The answer to this week”s question is B –Yeah… No clue about this one… and frankly not even interested. It’s erev Pesach so I really should’ve never even wasted time looking up this answer to this one. Botany is not my thing… Certainly not the names of flowers. I’m the “check out those pretty purple flowers” type of guide and that’s pretty much all you’ll get from me. I do happen to know that Kalanit is the anememones or whatever because theyre so beautiful and all over the place. But no clue as to what grows after them. The answer is nurit or  butter cups ot raunculus according to Wiki if you care. As far as the Part II of the question I have no clue. I guessed Bible Hill but the truth is I would’ve definitely skipped this question. The answer is Ein Gedi though. And one of those things is the Sodom Apple. So I got this one wrong…. Back to cleaning for Pesach. So that makes the score as of now  14.5 for Schwartz and 3.5 for Ministry of tourism on this exam so far…