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Friday, December 27, 2024

The Last "I"nitiative- Parshat Mikeitz Chanuka 2024

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 27th 2024 -Volume 14 Issue 9 26th of Kislev 5785

 

Parshat Mikeitz/ Chanuka

 

The Last “I”nitiative

 

I told him that I thought it was a bad idea. It was a stupid idea. And perhaps most of all I thought it was an evil idea. I think he was a bit taken aback. But, what did my well-meaning friend really expect when he called me to join him on what he thought was going to be a world-changing project? I was never really a yes-man, or Rabbi. Particularly when it comes to ideas that to me seemed to be taking off in the frum world. I’m a traditionalist, I guess. And I particularly get nervous when people come up with things that they believe others have to do for the miracles to come.

 

So to back up a bit, my friend and colleague called me a few weeks into the war with what he thought was going to be THE project that will save all of the hostages and win us the war. See, there was this story or video clip that was going viral all over the frum media of this woman that lived in Kfar Azza that I’m sure all of you have seen or at least heard of. It was a story of how the terrorists were coming to her house on October 7th and she was hiding and cowering with her two children in fear. Something came over her at that moment and she turned to Hashem and prayed. She promised that if Hashem would save her and her children, that she would begin to observe Shabbos. Sure enough. As soon as she finished her short prayer from the depths of her heart, the terrorists turned around and left the direction of her house and she was spared. That’s the story. And I have no doubt that it’s true. She’s for real. It’s an amazing story.

 

As many know there certainly was an inordinate amount of shomer shabbat kibbutzim, settlements, cities, synagogues and yeshivos that were spared that Simchas Torah morning. There were some non-religious ones as well, but certainly most of the devastation took place in the non-religious areas. The ones that weren’t observing Shabbos. The ones that were perhaps even violating it by music festivals… Shabbos saves. Our rabbis tells us this. I believe that.

 

To be fair, as well, I also believe fundamentally, and it’s quite obvious, that our Rabbis have said that anyone that doesn’t have the benefit of a HEALTHY Jewish education and that was raised secular, has the same halachic status as a child that was kidnapped that at a very young age. Think that cute red-head baby Bibers. If God forbid we don’t bring him home…God forbid… He wouldn’t be responsible for not fulfilling mitzos. He doesn’t know. He didn’t learn. Neither did anyone that didn’t have a healthy Jewish education. It’s not their fault they don’t keep Shabbos or go to parties. They won’t even be punished for it. They’re an oneis. They had their heritage stolen from them. Yet, at the same time they don’t have the protection and beauty of Shabbos.

 

So this friend of mine called me up after he saw this video and he wanted to start this project. There were at the time assumed to be 251 hostages that were taken to Gaza. So what he wanted to do was start a project or movement, by which everyone would try to find 251 people that had never observed Shabbos before and they would undertake to keep Shabbos as a merit for one of the hostages to return. He thought that this would be an amazing idea. It would bring people closer together, make them more religious, it would connect us through Shabbos and of course it would bring back all of the hostages. He wanted my support. I wasn’t as excited as he was to put it mildly. But maybe that’s because I read this week’s parsha a little different than he did.

 

Parshat Mikeitz, which is always read Chanuka time, is a parsha that is very much about returning hostages. It’s about silly, stupid and bad, failed attempts. And it’s about understanding what really can bring them back. What we need to do to BRING THEM HOME. It’s 2024. Ba’yamim ha’heim ba’zman hazeh- in those days, but for our times. That’s what Chanuka is all about us realizing. About us revealing. It’s not ancient history. It’s us today.

 

The parsha picks up from last weeek with Yosef being held in some tunnel in Egypt. With no hope left. It’s Mikeitz. It’s the end. He thought the Butler would help him. He thought maybe he would get a pardon. But everyone else did except for him. Maybe he thought if Trump would get into office everything would be better. But he was wrong. 2 years passed and nothing changed. Keitz sam la’choshech- an end came to the darkness, our parsha begins Rashi tells us. The darkness was his faith that someone else could change his situation. After two years of waiting for it to be over, he realized there was no one else but Hashem that was gonna pull him out. Not Pharaoh. Not the Butler. Not Biden’s “Don’ts” Not Trump. Not Bibi. Just miracles. Just Chanuka. Yosef’s efforts are pointless and misguided. Stop looking to other people to solve your problems. There’s only One address one needs to turn to. We needs to turn within to ourselves. One needs to turn their eyes to Hashem.

 

Although Yosef was in prison for ten years. The parsha begins with the end of the two additional years that he sat there, waiting for his efforts and his hope and faith by turning to others besides Hashem to save him, to finally come to an end. Mikeitz, doesn’t only mean end or conclusion. It means li’hakitz- to wake up. Yosef needed to become “woke”. He needed to get out of the dreamland that deals, and exchanges, and diplomacy and anything besides Hashem will bring him home. When that ends. Yosef is redeemed. His new mantra is mi’baladei Hashem- there is nothing besides Hashem. No one else that can help Pharaoh, that can interpret dreams, that will save Egypt from the famine, that can return him to his brothers. It’s only Hashem.

 

The parsha continues with the brothers going down to get back Yosef. Shimon is taken hostage, by Yosef. There are demands and the conclusion of the parsha is about the possibility of Binyamin being taken hostage too. Yosef’s brothers implore Yakov to send Binyamin with them to get back their brother. To get food. To finally bring a cease fire. But Yaakov is wary. He doesn’t trust deals. He’s a bit older than his kids. He’s been betrayed again and again in his life. Esau backs out of his deal. Lavan as well. He knows that you can’t trust these people as far as you can throw them. He doesn’t want to lose Binyamin too.

 

There are two hostage negotiating teams that come to Yaakov. Two attempts to BRING THEM HOME. The first, Reuvein, fails. According to Rashi, Yaakov calls him a Bechor Shoteh-. It’s a stupid idea. What’s Reuvein’s approach. I’ll trade. If I don’t bring back Binyamin, I’ll give up my two sons instead. Yaakov is aghast. Really…? Reuvein, you just don’t get it. This story is not about trades. It’s not about your sons/my sons. The address you should be turning to is not looking at how you can manipulate or convince me by showing signs of faith, by making offerings of what other people or your even own children would or should give up. You’re missing the boat. You’re not looking within. You’re not taking personal responsibility. I’m not impressed.

 

Approach two is Yehudah. He doesn’t offer any trades. He merely says. I guarantee it. I’m responsible. I will do whatever it takes.

V’chatasi Lecha kol Ha’yamim- I have sinned to you all of my days.

 

No deals. No trade-offs. No putting it on someone else. It’s my sin. It’s all on me. That works. Yaakov bites. The redemption can come.

 

Yehuda, who perhaps had learned his lesson with the death of his own two children. Yehuda, who perhaps had learned what it means when he put the blame on Yosef, and as a result his own brothers put the blame on him. Who had almost obviated his own responsibility to his daughter-in-law Tamar, who fascinatingly enough as well was a hostage. An aguna, a trapped caged woman, unable to marry because of his own actions and sins. He had gone through his own process and understood that for the redemption and return of the hostages, he couldn’t put it anyone else’s shoulders besides his own.

 

Yosef, learns this lesson, Yehudah learns this lesson and finally as well, our parsha continues with the rest of the tribes learning this lesson as well. When they leave Yosef’s house, the Torah tells us that they stop off at an inn for the night and “The One”- who Rashi tells us is Levi (the one previously mentioned with Shimon) opened up his sack and finds the money they paid Yosef and that he had planted back there inside of it. He shows the rest of the brothers, whom, the Torah goes out of the way to tell us, don’t check their bags until much later after they get home. They have an interesting response to Levi

 

Va’yeitzei libam, va’yecherdu ish el echov ma zos asah Hashem lonu- And their hearts went out and they trembled- a man to his brother, what has Hashem wrought upon us.

 

Their hearts go out, and they tremble. But the Pardes Yosef notes, that they are not scared for themselves. They tremble for their brother. They’re nervous for Levi. The Yonasan Ben Uziel, adds even more poignantly that they ask what Hashem has wrought upon us, for they don’t feel that it’s their responsibility our sin. It’s Levi’s fault. It’s his sin. The way that they were processing this was placing the blame and responsibility, which is clearly coming from Hashem on someone else. It’s what they always did. What we always do…

 

 Yosef, was wrong. He was a snitch. A rodef- trying to be King. Yehuda’s at fault, they remove him from his position. Shimon is taken hostage. Well, that makes sense. He was the one that threw Yosef in the pit. It’s Hashem punishing him. Now Levi has the money in his bag. They tremble for their brother. But at the end of the day, it was him and Shimon that were in on this. The rest of us… We’re still good. We’re just following orders.  It’s not me that caused the hostages to be taken. It’s the guys not keeping Shabbos yet…

 

It was only after they come back home and empty their own bags that for the first time they don’t just tremble for their brother, but the Torah tells us Va’yirau- they feared. Or perhaps they saw. They understood. They’ve got stolen money in their own pekeleh as well. They have something that they have do teshuva on. Something that they have to return. It’s fascinating when they come back to Yosef, they change the story, they describe how they came to the inn and they all opened up their bags.

 

V’hinei kesef ish b’fi amtachto- and the money of a man was in his sack.

Kaspeinu b’mishkelo- our money in its weight.

 

It’s confusing. Is it one man who finds the money? Is it each man? Is it our money in its weight? Why change the story, when it seems that in reality they didn’t really find their own money until they came home, not there in the inn. Many of the commentaries wonder why and how they could lie like this. It seems a strange thing to make up.

 

But perhaps what they are saying is really the truth. This is their confession. We came to the inn. We all checked our bags. None of us found money except for Levi. We thought it was his fault. That we are guiltless. It’s his sin. But then we discovered that we were wrong. Kaspeinu b’mishkelo- our own money was also taken. We had our own sins. Our own mishkal- scales of guilt. Our own burden. We also made money off the sale of Yosef.

 

Va;neshev oto b’yadeinu- and we returned it to our own hands. Our own plates. Our own guilt.

 

There was a speaker that once came to my daughters Beis Yaakov school and spoke about the war. He took questions after the lecture and a girl raised her hands and asked why everyone was so busy helping out and getting things for the soldiers. Barbeques, doughnuts, Pizzas, raising money for them. In her holy spiritual Bais Yaakov world and innocence, the way she saw it was that the soldiers are really not doing anything here. They are just the external force of our battle. The real power is in our Torah. It’s the Kollel Rabbis and Yeshiva Bochrim learning. It’s the prayers. It’s the kabbalos and resolutions. That’s the real fighting force and artillery of the Jewish people. Why are we busy with soldiers so much?

 

My daughter, being my daughter,r was a bit upset by this line of questioning and asked me how I would respond. I told her that I would’ve told the girl that she is a hundred percent correct. The entire war is spiritual. Every bullet that hits its target, every tunnel we blow up, every Hamas guy we kill it’s all only because of the merit of Torah and our prayers and mitzvos. The soldiers, tanks and airforce are really not doing anything.

 

At the same time though, I asked her, why she is angry at Chamas? Chamas didn’t kill anyone. They didn’t burn, they didn’t pillage, they didn’t terrorize, they didn’t kidnap. That’s just Chitzoniyos. That’s just external. The real guilty party here is the Kollel guys. It’s the bitul torah. It’s the sinat chinam. It’s the machlokes and fighting in Satmer, in Gerrer, in Bobov, in Belz, in Ponivizh. It’s all the Jews in America that don’t move to Israel. It’s the talking during davening. Those are the real murderers. Those are the real terrorists. The blood is on their hands. On our hands. It’s my fault.The stolen money is in my bag… Chamas is just the external. Why are you angry at them? You can’t just take the credit and not the responsibility. Our Gedolim never did- as the Chafetz Chaim would repeatedly say that if there’s an earthquake in China it’s because someone is wasting time during seder in Radin… Or something like that… Certainly it’s even more true when something is happening in Israel…It’s not them. It’s not even the not-frum. They’re an oneis. They’re tinokos she’nishbu. They don’t know better. It’s us. It’s the Rabbis It’s the Chareidim- the ones who “fear Hashem”. It’s me…

 

But you are angry at Chamas it seems, little girl.  So, you do worry about the chitzoniyos. If that’s the case then you can buy a soldier a pizza, you can say thank you to them, you can at least say the prayer for their well-being.

 

Do you know why the project to get people to keep Shabbos to save a hostage is a bad idea? It’s because it’s putting the blame on someone else. It’s their chilul Shabbos that is preventing the return of the hostages. That’s the way they would hear it. How would you like it if I started a project and put up signs that 251 people from each chasidus should make peace with their dissenting break-off to save a hostage? Or that the two sides on the various yeshiva fights, the Bnai Brak and Jerusalem factions, the two Ponivizhes should make peace for a hostage. How long would that sign stay up on the bulletin board there in the hallway?

 

What if I said that 251 people should make Aliya to save a hostage. There was a great miracle story that someone promised to make aliya and he was saved. So how long would a sign like that stay on the wall in Lakewood? In Monsey. In the five towns. Maybe even in Teaneck? It wouldn’t last long. Because it’s not my sin… It’s Yehuda. It’s Yosef. It’s Shimon. It’s Levi…, I don’t have anything really bad in my pekeleh…

 

The parsha that we read on Chanuka is Mikeitz. It’s the holiday of the end. It’s the holiday of waking up. Of putting a wick in our menora. Ner Ish u’beiso. It’s in front of my own house. By my Mezuza that I have to light the candle. It’s the holiday of the miracle of finding me searching to find my own oil that I have to redeem. That I can uplift. That I can ignite.

 

We sing Maoz Tzur. We sing about the keitz bavel- the end of Iran. The keitz shivim- the end of the seventy years of exile when we realized that Bavel and Iran isn’t our home. That Zerubavel, that what we had thought that we could flourish outside of Eretz Yisrael was wrong and it was time to come home for the redemption. That the keitz is here.

 

Do you know what’s fascinating about this song? It’s first person. It’s me.

Maoz Tzur Yeshuosi- It’s my Rock of salvation

Tikon beis tefilasi- It’s my house of prayer

Az egmor b’shir mizmor- I will conclude with song.

 

Ra’os sava nafshi- my soul has been satiated with bad

B’yagon kochi kila- my strength is expired

 

Dvir kodsho haviani- I was brought to the Beis Hamikdash

V’higlani ki zarim avaditi- I was exiled, I served strangers.

 

It’s me me me me. Unlike most other songs and holidays that are “we” and plural Chanuka it’s about me. It’s my song. It’s my miracle. It’s my candle. It’s my hostage. It’s my redemption. But for that to happen we need to take the “I”-nitiative. It starts with I. With my own miracle. Karov keitz ha’yeshua- the awakening and end of the salvation is close. The beginning of the salvation has started. Iran and Bavel are falling. May by the end of Chanuka, perhaps even this Shabbos we merit for the return of the longest hostage. The Shechina, Hashem, back to His Home. Keitz sam la’choshech- there should be an end to the darkness. The bright new morning should begin.

 

Have a light-filled Shabbos and a happy Chanuka

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Shuldik iz der stolyer: ven er volt nit gemacht di bet, volt ich nit gekumen tsu keyn chet - It's the carpenter's fault: if he hadn't built the bed, I wouldn't have sinned.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

NEW EXAM STARTS THIS WEEK!

 

1) At the start of the 21st century, Israel discovered reservoirs of _______________

near its shores.

 

What is reclaimed water?

A. Wastewater treated to enable reuse in agriculture and industry

B. Desalinated seawater to be used as drinking water

C. Water restored to natural areas which have dried up, such as the Hula Lake

D. Water artificially infused into salinated wells, mainly in the Arava region

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/maoz-tzur   In honor of Chanuka my latest song composition Maoz Tzur! Aren’t you ready for a new tune.. this one is great with Dovid Lowy doing my amazing arrangements and vocals!

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/haneiros-halalu  And once you’re at it already why not use my fantazstically uplifting Haneiros Halalu tune for lighting your candles as well

 

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-hanissim  And here’s my Al Ha’Nissim another amazing Lowy arrangement and vocals

 

https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/chasof-zeroah  -  Finally my first Chanuka hit Chasof Zeroa arranged and sung by Yitz Berry!!

 

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Old Bones- 621BC Prophecies get fulfilled. Hashem just doesn’t work on our timelines. It’s Chanuka time. It’s time to go back to those days of the Beit Hamikdash and think about when it all went South. The First Temple built by Shlomo was only in use by all of the Jewish people for about 20 years or so. When he died Yeravam ben Nevat, Shlomo’s Rebbe breaks off and builds his own Temple. Two of them actually. One in Beit El and One in Tel Dan. Yup… Jews didn’t want to daven together. Back then Hashem sent a prophet to Yeravam to Beit El and told him that a day would come when not only would his kingdom be destroyed, but the very altar he was worshipping on would be used to burn the bones of all of the false priests and prophets by a future king named Yoshiyahu a descendant of Dovid. Guess what? It took 350 years, but we finally got here…

 

Now the prophet that came to Beit El with this prophecy and preformed signs from Hashem by freezing the hands of Yeravam and splitting the Altar and its ashes, was sworn by Hashem that he couldn’t eat anything in Beit El and needed to return home a different way then he came. Yet a false prophet met him along the way and wanted to discredit him so he convinced him that Hashem gave him a new prophecy that permitted it. The good prophet then joined him for his “last supper” and set off where he was killed by a lion. Ouch… Hope it was a good meal. The false prophet had regret and took the prophet’s body and buried him and admitted his guilt to his children and ordered that he be buried together with him. He figured that would save his bones from being burnt by Yoshiyahu later on. And sure enough that’s what happened.

 

Our chapter tells us how Yoshiyahu comes to do his job and sees this one grave that has trees growing all over it, different than all the other ones. He inquires after this and hears the story and spares these bones. Teshuva works. It helped this prophet. This is the final act of Yoshiyahu before the great rededication ceremony. The Pesach like no other one in our history. Stay tuned next week…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY INITIATIVE & CHANUKA JOKES OF THE WEEK

There is an initiative by the US government and the American Dairy Counsel that cheese needs to be sold only in block form. By doing this we could make America Grate Again.

 

My friends say I never take the initiative. I wish they'd just stop being my friends

 

A government run initiative to restore the male geese population is getting a lot of media attention...

Critics are referring to it as proper gander.

 

I was in a job interview.

"Can you give me a time where you've wrongly taken the initiative?"

"Hey, I'm the one that asks the questions here," came the reply.

 

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Hanukkah.After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his says, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replies. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?

 

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with? The Icebergs

 

I asked my dad if I could borrow 50 dollars to buy stuff for Hanukkah... He said "40 dollars? What do you need $30 dollars for?".

 

An old Jewish couple, Harry and Sadie, were married for 35 years but never got along...

...One day around this time of year, he says to her, "So? I suppose you'll be wanting a Hanukkah present?"

She says to him, "Harry, I want a divorce."

Harry says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much.

 What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one? You’re too young to smoke.

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 The answer to this week”s question is A – Baruch Hashem new exam this week and off to a great start! This first question is easy, despite the lousy English translation of the second part. Obviously the answer to part A is Natural Gas! The Leviathan as its called. But being it’s Chanuka and this exam miraculously many times coincides with the times and parsha and Email you should have known that… Part B as well is pretty easy, although the better translation of mayim tehorim is purified or recycled water which is of course the waste water in this country that is recycled- by parasites that eat up all the poop in about two weeks and then it becomes clean drinking quality level water, although its only used for most of the agriculture in this country- thus we don’t really have water crisis anymore, unlike decades ago… So starting off this first exam with Rabbi Schwartz 1 and Ministry of Tourism 0. Not bad lets see if I can continue this streak!


Friday, December 20, 2024

A Clothes Call- Parshat Vayeishev- Chanuka Part I 5785 2024

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December 20th 2024 -Volume 14 Issue 8 19th of Kislev 5785

 

Parshat Vayeishev

 

A Clothes Call

 

I think it’s one of the most eye-opening sights that my tourists experience when I take them to the Army bases. It’s not the amazing tanks and D9s. It’s not the bullets they pick off the floor or the shells that they sign, wishing all the best to Hamas or Hezbollah. It’s not even the guns the soldiers let them hold, or the cool ski-masks they wear as they drive off into the night into Gaza to do the Lord’s work after knocking down that delicious BBQ we just made them and the fiery words of inspiration to burn and kill everything that has a pulse that Rabbi Schwartz just gave them. Do you know what blows their mind the most? It’s the tzitzis hanging down from their uniforms. It’s the so many with payos, with Yarmulkas and Kippas, and with what I would say is even a yeshivishe look to them. That image, I think, more than any other, really gives a whole new perspective on the army of Israel and much of the fallacy of the fake-media that goes around.

 

Yes, despite what the press may say and write, Chareidim are serving. Not only are they serving but they are changing the face of the army. I recently read an article written by a secular left-wing attorney who is in fact attempting to gain support to pass a law that Chareidim should be exempt from service because in his words “they will take over the army and our children will no longer have the freedoms to be secular”. He brings proof to this assertion from all the tzitzis flapping around on many, if not most, “chiloni” soldiers. Of the so many of them that are coming into the army with bright secular futures only to find religion. To find Hashem. To view the role that they have been forcibly drafted into, not as one that is as much as about serving and protecting their country. Rather they amazingly discover and reveal that they are fighting for Hashem, for Klal Yisrael, for the honor of the Jewish people. For a legacy that they have never really learned about and a birthright that was perhaps even stolen from them.

 

Much like Yaakov Avinu, these soldiers put on the “stolen” clothing of Esau, of war, of battle, and they have made them their own. They put tzitzis on them. They’re not Yaakov who is fighting against the descendants of Esau and Yishmael. They are Yisrael who is fighting a spiritual battle against those evil angels of those nations. They’re fighting and they’re winning. But the battle started when they put on those uniforms. When they realized that the uniforms they were wearing were incomplete. They didn’t represent the full story. The war they were fighting had strings attached to them. And thus they put them on their uniform and started to incorporate the mitzvos they represent into their lives.

 

 Fascinatingly enough that same battle and victory happens when the same children of Yaakov but from the other end of the spectrum also change their clothing. The ones that have been sitting in the tents of Torah all their lives as well change their black hats and jackets to uniforms that are green. They as well perhaps until now never saw their role as being more than influencing the success of our battle from the safer (sefer?!) confines of the Beit Midrash. The battlefield where they are waging of Abaya and Rava on the pages of Talmud was going to be enough to determine our victory and protect those out there doing the other perhaps more beautiful and violent aspect of the job. Of the war. Of the eradication of Evil and the return of the nation to our borders. But October 7th and the past year changed that.

 

For many of them, today, as well understood or perhaps felt that they needed to connect more. Something inside of the many that I’ve talked who, perhaps were even learning shtark, felt that they couldn’t sit back while their brothers fought and put their lives on the line, and they weren’t there by their side. So they changed their uniform. They put on the green. They took the sword of Esau as well and they’ve become modern day Maccabees. Maccabees who were the Kohanim. The teachers of Klal Yisrael. The Rabbis. They felt that the way that would be best to teach those lessons during this war was to stand as one on the battlefield and turn it into their new Beit Midrash. Their new shiur room. To make sure there are shuls that don’t only have minyan each day, but that have the Kol Torah resounding from the tunnels in Gaza, their battle tents and occupied buildings.

 

There was a call and a cry that was going through the camp of “Mi La’Hashem Eilai”- Who is for Hashem join me, that they couldn’t ignore. That call that goes out and started with the tribe of Levi- yes that same tribe that is identified by the Rambam and oft quoted, as referring to anyone who dedicates their entire life to the study of Torah. It was first resounded after the sin of the Golden Calf 3300 years ago. The bochrim of the tribe of Levi, all put on uniforms with green tzitzis that 17th of Tamuz morning. They closed their gemaras and they picked up guns and went out to destroy the evil. It’s that same call that is resounding in the hearts of the so many of that same tribe today, that are now taking up those same guns, but this time use them to kill out our modern-day enemies and avenge the nation of Hashem. And in doing so they uplift all those that are in that army with that zealous fire that is bringing the day of Hashem to its conclusion.

 

Now, as those of you readers who know me, appreciate, I hope, that I’m not the politically correct Rabbi, and this is not that politically correct weekly Parsha E-Mail. Sorry that guy couldn’t come today. Download Aish.com or some other nice cute vort if that’s what your looking for. Or at least a shorter one, which shouldn’t be too hard to find…😊.  So what I’m going to write and say next really isn’t because I’m trying to make myself PC. The point of the above message is not that Chareidim should serve. That they have an obligation to serve. That they should feel guilty about not serving. That they should share the burden. Yadda yadda blah blah blah… There are Rabbis far bigger and greater than me that have expressed their opinions about this subject and whether I agree or disagree is really irrelevant. They’re right. I’m wrong. I’m smart enough to know and believe that’s true, despite what I think. The Torah tells us that when they say “right”and I think “left”. I have a mitzva to listen to them. So I do. I’m good with that. I may not agree, but I’m fine with accepting that my limited and tainted brain doesn’t see things the right way.

 

Personally, in case you were curious, I don’t think that they should serve or be drafted if they don’t want to. I believe that the power of Torah is real. It’s just as powerful and as essential as the guns, tanks and bombs that are being used to fight. Truth be told, I really am quite sick of everyone serving and if it was up to me this war would’ve been over five minutes after it started with the push of a few buttons. And to really be honest and not PC, I think it’s murder everyday that we don’t push those buttons.  All of the Jewish blood that has been spilled is because we don’t have the faith, temerity, guts and maybe even worse the sense of love and caring for the value of the lives of our brothers, sisters and children to realize that even saving one of our children is worth wiping out the entire Middle East. But that’s just me. And who knows since no other Rabbis are saying it I’m probably wrong…

 

But anyways, my point isn’t about Chareidim serving. I think all of that noise is just sinas chinam, and in fact the tools of the Satan and Chamas. On both sides of the coin, by the way. The sides that say they need to serve and the sides that say it prohibited to and that if they do, they won’t or shouldn’t get married and they will become non-religious. They’re all just noise. Noise that the media plays up, because that’s what pays for the commercials and their salaries. We would all do a lot better to just worry about ourselves and our own avoda here.

 

So what is this E-Mail about? The parsha of course. Couldn’t you tell? What’s the connect? Why, the uniforms, of course. The clothing. The dress. That’s what it’s always been about. It goes back to the beginning of time and if you pay attention clothesly- excuse the pun, you’ll see it’s the underpinning of everything in the parsha, our exile and of course ultimately our redemption.

 

Last week we concluded the story of Yaakov and Esau and with him the foundation of all our Patriarchs lives and work. The dream that he had of the angels going up and down the ladder which symbolized his avoda of galus; the purpose of his Exile, had come full circle and reached its culmination when he returned. He had lived with Lavan, raised up the sparks, the sheep, the tribes, he conquered Esau and even returned to Shechem and Beit El, where Hashem rises from him at the altar he built there. The ladder is complete. It is called El Beit El. There, Hashem (El), is on the top and on the bottom. The elevator works. Yet when he leaves it is time for his children, for us, to start that journey. It’s called Beit El again. It is from here once again that our story now begins. We need to be exiled, as he was, and do that same work and come back again. This time though it’s a national mandate. This is the journey we are on.

 

And thus this week begins with Yaakov wishing to sit b’shalva- in tranquility, yet the children’s exile begin and starts with Yosef’s coat. Yaakov gives him the colored extra garment and that causes jealousy and its downhill to Egypt from there. I think we kind of gloss over this detail and the jealousy of the brothers as it pertains to this coat. We do this because its hard to imagine a coat from their father causing so much hatred. As well it’s hard to wrap our heads around Yaakov’s reasoning to give this coat to Yosef. Doesn’t he chap that this is something that will cause strife? Or maybe he as well can’t imagine that a silly little coat would be something to kill or die for. There must be something deeper going on here. What’s up with the coat?

 

Now the truth is our entire parsha and in fact the entire Torah story of our exile has an underpinning message about clothing and coats. It starts with Adam and Eve in garden of Eden who after sinning realize that they’re naked. Which is cool to think about. Without sin. When we’re alone with Hashem. There’s no need for clothing. The birthday suit Hashem created us in perfect by itself. When we sin though Hashem gives them the first clothing in the history of mankind. They need these clothes because they are going into exile. You can’t go there it seems without clothes. Fascinatingly enough, following this story we have the story of Noach coming out of the Ark and as well he seems to get drunk and unclothed and there his son Shem and Yefet clothe him. Incidentally- or not, the granddaughter of Shem finds her way in this week’s parsha too! Our sages and Rashi tells us that she is none other than Tamar, the daughter-in-law/ mysterious clothed and disguised woman on the side of the road that Yehuda picks up and ultimately will be the grandmother of Mashiach. But we’ll get to that soon.

 

The clothing trail continues with Avraham sending Eliezer with clothing to gift to Rivkah and bring her back home to be the spouse of Yitzchak. Why does he send clothing? Because as we shall see, Rivkah will be the one that will start this whole process of Exile through clothing. When she first sees Yitzchak she falls off her camel and there too, the Torah tells us her takes a Tzi’if and covers up. That word and cover-up of Rivkah fascinatingly as well, the Midrash points out is all over the place with Tamar in our parsha. She takes her widow garments off and puts on a tz’if to hide herself and pretends to be a woman that Yehuda doesn’t recognize in order to trick him. Just like Rivka, by the way as well who will fool Yitzchak with clothing giving Esau’s clothing to Yaakov for the blessing. The Midrash notes that Rivka has twins that are Esau and Yaakov and as well Tamar has twins Peretz and Zarach. The two are connected with clothing, with trickery and with twins. Yet whereas Rivkah’s act of the clothing switch begins the exile of Yaakov. Tamar’s clothing switch begins the seeds of redemption with the birth of the grandfather of Mashiach.

 

Yaakov’s clothing switch that he tricked his father ends with Yaakov’s return from Galus last week and the building of the altar to Hashem. Yet it also concludes and reaches its fruition with a small little story. A story of trickery as well. A story of illicit relationship and anger and revenge of the abuse of Dina. Yet in one minor aftermath of that story the Torah tells us that Yaakov’s response before building that altar to Hashem and experiencing the redemption is that not only to do the children of Yaakov need to get rid of all the idols that they had taken from Shechem, but they need to change their clothing! If we want to be redeemed. If we want to return to Eretz Yisrael, we need to remove the clothing of our exile. The clothing of sin. Of trickery.

 

I’ll admit that many of these signs seem subtle, yet in parshas Vayeishev, this week, the subtlety is all gone. It starts off with the clothing that Yaakov makes for Yosef in that cloak. According to the Yerushalmi (at the end of the blessings of Yaakov to Yosef in Vayechi) that cloak was in fact the very garment that Hashem gave Adam. It’s the cloak of galus. It’s the protection from the elements. The amazing sefer Otzar Nefla’os Ha’Torah suggests that if that is the case, then it would explain why Yaakov never bought the story of a wild animal eating up Yosef. For one of the properties that this coat had was that animals were drawn and scared of it. It was that cloak that Noach wore and how the animals all were drawn to him. It was the one that Shem had, that Nimrod had, and that were Esau’s treasured garments that Rivkah dressed Yaakov up in. It’s the cloak of exile and redemption. That’s something to be jealous of… Yaakov understood spiritually that his children would need to be exiled as he was. Yosef’s role was to lead us out from there. He needed protection from his brothers and thus Yaakov gave him that cloak.

 

The story continues with clothing being taken off and put on. Again and again and again… The brothers remove Yosef’s coat. Ever think about that? He’s mamash naked in that pit. He gets dressed up by the Yishmaelites. He becomes a servant in the house of Potiphar and guess what? He gets into trouble wearing those replacement Egyptian clothing that he removes and leaves in the hand of Potiphar’s wife.

 

Without his clothing on he looks in the mirror and he sees his father’s face. He remembers the clothing and cloak of galus that was stripped of him that was meant to protect him. That perhaps he flaunted too much. He had liked that galus coat. That beketcheh that his zaydies wore. The new Egyptian clothing become the witness against him. He thus stripped them off and left them behind. Next week the story will continue with Yosef being given new clothes to be brought before Pharaoh. He will become elevated more and more, in nicer and fancier Galus clothing. He will become unrecognizable. The clothing have hidden him. The exile had swallowed him.

 

Back in Israel as well, the clothing saga doesn’t end. Reuvein rips his clothing. Yaakov rips his clothing. Yehuda hands over his clothing to Tamar. His royal ones. His petil,- same word for tzitzis, as well as his signet ring and staff. When Yosef’s brothers get tricked by the garments of Yosef as he’s dressed up like a viceroy and threatens to take Binyamin from them, they all rip their garments. Everybody is pretty much naked and clothing-less all over the place here. Naked- arum, like the lying tricky snake in the garden of Eden. Unclothed and vulnerable like Adam and Chava before they fell, before Hashem clothed them in those kosnos ohr- those garments of skin, or as Rebbi Meir suggest the garments of light.

 

When Yosef finally reveals himself to his brothers and sends them back to their father to bring him back to Egypt, do you know what he sends them with? Chalifos smalot- new clothing. To Binyamin he even gives more. From Binyamin will come the first King of Israel. That King, Shaul, will have to hand the scepter over to Yehudah. To King David. Dovid will be given armor and soldier uniforms by Shaul to fight against Golyas. But Dovid doesn’t need them. He takes them off. He is a descendant of Tamar, of Yehuda, of Rus (who as well has her own clothing and tricking saga).

 

Dovid is the next chain before Mashiach. The name Adam, our sages tells us, is Adam, Dovid and Mashiach. Like Yehuda, Dovid admits his sins. He falls and rises. And at the end of his life, his clothing doesn’t keep him warm. His kingship will fall. He will have a daughter Tamar. She will have a ketonet passim as well. The only other person in the entire Tanach by the way. Yet unlike her namesake, she will be abused and never redeemed. Amnon her brother will take advantage of her. It’s a sad story. It spirals downward. We will need to wait until Mashiach comes until we will once again be redeemed. Yet that redemption will come when we finally remove the “begadim ha’tzoim- the stained garments from upon us.

 

Our sages note that all the words for clothing have one common denominator, lies, coverup, rebellion. Let’s take a few. Beged clothing is the same word as begida to rebel. Me’il- a coat, is the same word as me’ila, which means to knowingly misuse. Kesus is cover up. Chalifa- exchange or switch. Levush- is for shame. In the Torah the idea of clothing is that its purpose is to remind us of our human frailty, of our sin, of our distance from that point when we walked around in our birthday suits with Hashem in the garden of Eden before we sinned and had nothing to be embarrassed about. We were created by Hashem - and our bodies reflected only that light of Hashem. There was no personal desire that wasn’t holiness and connection with Him. Yet when we sinned, when we ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, we became independent. It was “our body” not His. And that consciousness and physical personal drive distanced me from that garden. For me to get back, I need to cover it up. I needed to be reminded of where I need to return to.

 

When we leave Mitzrayim, we are told that it’s in the merit that we never changed our clothes, despite the fact that we fell to the lowest point of the spiritual ladder; the 49th level of tumah. Yet those clothing of galus, that Yosef charged us with and passed down to us remained. They remained until the last minute until, bizzarely Hashem tells us that we can’t leave until we take the Egyptian clothes from them. They need to hand us them willfully. It’s like Hashem finally clothing us again, but this time it’s through the clothing that we redeemed from them. It is in those clothing, that we see the Sea split. It is only when we are at Mount Sinai when we wash them clean. When they become renewed. It’s then when they become clothing of “light”.  When we receive the Torah and see Hashem face to face once again. Those clothing never get ruined, ripped or even need to be cleaned, miraculously for forty years that we wander in the wilderness until we come to the land of Israel redeemed with them.

 

Coming home means getting out of the old clothes that we’ve put on in Galus and putting on new ones. Shabbos clothing. Clothing of the High Priest. L’kavod U’litifferes- for honor and for splendor. There is no more shame- the opposite of kavod. There is no more distortion and confusion- it is only a cloak of many colors all splendidly united into one garment of light that reflects Hashem.

 

Black hats, beketches, kapotehs, shtreimels, small kippa, sheitel, falls, tichel, short pants, army uniform, sandals, cloaks, turbans, Na Nach white knitted yarmulkas and King Mashiach Yechi Ha’Melech black ones, Charles Tyrill, Lulu Lemon. White shirts, blue shirts, hemlines and sleeve sizes, with socks, without socks…What are you wearing? Is that who you are? Is that all you are? Is that how you express your identity? Perhaps more significantly is that how you look at judge and define the yid sitting next to you. Is that how you teitch them up? How you put them in the box. How you say that they are different than you. That they are some way less than you? Less important to Hashem. Are we not seeing the “trick” and “shame” and “betrayal” of the clothing that they were meant to remind us of? Have they fooled us and become our reality and made us forget how they are all one. We are all One? That underneath those clothing we’re all really the same. The same body of earth with a soul from up High inside that gives it life.

 

Leaving Galus means getting out of our familiar clothing. For some it may mean putting on army uniforms. That’s what it meant for the tribe of Levi Chanuka time when they became Maccabees. For others it may mean putting tzitizis on uniforms and clothing that they never wore before. For others it’s putting on black hats, for others its shtreimels and Na Nachs Kippas or Mashiach yarmulkas. But it’s time to change. To look beyond those clothing. There are other clothing that Esau puts on us. The clothing that they make us wear when we don’t appreciate the essence of and falseness and danger of our own clothing. The clothing they give us to wear is a yellow star. It’s black and white Aushwitz prison uniforms. It’s the blood stained dancing Nova festival dresses and the burnt kibbutz pajamas of October 7th. Those are the clothes of Egypt, that we need to redeem and cleanse. That remind us of the birthright we have that we can never hide or disguise ourselves from. That we don’t need trickery to achieve. That Hashem is waiting for so long for us all to finally wear in the Bais Ha’Mikdash.

 

I know that Purim is the holiday when I and all of us focus more on a discussion of clothing, masks and costumes. It’s that holiday that we read the parsha of Tetzave that’s full of the clothing of the Kohanim. Yet Chanuka is the time when we first all have to get into uniform. When we realize that we are soldiers. When we light the candles we are the kohanim. But we are the Kohanim without their clothes. We are Kohanim in spirit. In our hearts. In the battles we are fighting. It’s us finding that hidden spark within us. If we light that spark and that flame. Then by the time Purim rolls around, we will all don the clothing and garments that Mordechai Hatzadik wore of kingship. The clothing that Yosef gave Binyamin. The battle of Persia and Iran will be won. The borders will be returned. Pesach will come and the long awaited miracles and redemption will finally be here. We just need to start getting dressed for the occasion.

 

Have a light-filled Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Der emes ken arumgain a naketer; dem lign darf men baklaidn..” - The truth can walk around naked; the lie has to be clothed.

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

 

32. The Red Line of the light rail in Gush Dan starts in Bat Yam, travels through

Tel Aviv, and ends in ________.

Where do most of the merchandise of the State of Israel leave and enter from?

A. Land crossings

B. Eilat Port

C. Ben-Gurion Airport

D. Mediterranean Sea ports

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuO2Acg6jwY   – A  cool musical yiddish recap of Sefer Bereishis with Motty Steimetz , Zanvil Weinberg, Malchus Choir and more…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLNTe9sgAtI – Razel Family new song An Avda. Just so cool to see the entire family from the spectrum..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjTu0GrMuSUFor Chag Ha’Geula Harel Tal… I don’t know I just like this guy…Ohr Chadash

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jn_mJ3Wrn40    And the Chanuka Acapella songs begin this week with Maccabeats Defying Gravity..

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

The Cleansing- 621BC With the prophecy and message of the Torah scroll and Chulda’s warning to Yoshiya of the destruction and exile of the Jewish people for their sons on the horizon, heard and accepted by the King who rips his clothing… Yup… See E-Mail above… a movement for teshuva and the cleaning and rededication and purification of the Beit Hamikdash and Israel begins in earnest. It’s Chanuka time in the first temple and Yoshiya heeds the call. He gathers all of the Jewish people to the Beit Ha’Mikdash and renews the bris that was made so long before. The words of the Torah, the covenant we had entered into. It’s real. We’re about to lose it all. Let’s make Israel great again. And they all sign on the dotted line. Let the mission begin.

 

The first place he starts is of course the Beit Hamikdash. They take out all of the idols, all of the vessels, and burns them all in the valley of Kidron. Today that valley known as Gei Ben Hinnom or Gehenom, or Hell in English, is right outside of Mt. Of Olives. It’s there where the Molech was served in human sacrifice. It was the idolatrous equivalent of Sin City, the red district of idolatry dating back to Shlomo Ha’Melechs’ wives. Incidentally as well today, it’s a place where there are way too many churches, as lots of Yoshka stuff happened there. The idolatry there is still waiting to be cleansed out. It’s waiting for us to do the Lordas work and why Hashem brought us there. It’s waiting for us do what Yoshiya did over there, as he covered it in the ashes of all that is evil. He removes the Baal’s, the Ashera trees, the temples, the monasteries, He then brings all those ashes there and expands his cleansing to the entire land.

 

Whereas until Yoshiyahu, the Northern Kingdom of Israel and Southern Kingdom of Yehuda didn’t influence much of another and were separated by the Temple of Yeravam in Beit El. Yoshiya changes all of that. As most of the ten tribes were gone already and exiled, he now expands the kingdom of Yehuda north. He destroys the temple of Yeravam and brings all of the Jerusalem ashes there to Beit El and buries them there. It’s where the exile all started with Yaakov’s ladder centuries before and now they were once again becoming fixed. Becoming united. His reign and cleansing mission went all the way down to Beer Sheva. As I said. It was a Chanuka fire that was filling Israel. It was something that hadn’t been achieved in all of the centuries before, even under Chikziya and all of this by this 26-year-old King! 26 by the way is of course the numerical value of Hashem’s name. Yoshiyahu had revived it. The future was looking brighter.

 

Yet this wasn’t just a renovation and purification process. There would be blood that would need to be spilled as well. Blood, bones and bodies… What happened next? Stay tuned next week…

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY TERRIBLE CLOTHING JOKES OF THE WEEK

My fitness instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing.

 

Camouflage clothing is so ugly... It's no wonder you don't see anyone wearing it.

 

The feud between the two clothing stores down the street finally came to an end. It ended in a tie.

 

The Missouri state legislature is considering a ban on female legislators' clothing that leaves their arms exposed. I never thought I'd see a Republican state trying to overturn the right to bare arms

 

You know the clothing company Puma? They make Puma shirts, Puma hats, Puma socks, Puma coats...

I wonder why they don't make pants.

 

My really frum aunt thinks that statues of Yoshka on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

 

Apparently scarves are the most dangerous form of winter clothing.The least dangerous are sweater vests. They’re completely armless.

 

I just walked by a boy dressed in some poor shabby clothing

I said: "Awe, are you an orphan"?

He said: "Yes, what gave me away?"

To which I replied: "Your parents."

 

What is a magicians favorite clothing item? A card-again

 

What's an American's favourite clothing? A lawsuit

 

What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed.

 

At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion.

One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head.

"No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair."

As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt."

 

What would you call a Hollywood film director who is isolating from Covid? Quentin Quarantino.

 

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The answer to this week”s question is C – Well a bad end to a lousy exam… I think out of all of the years I’ve been doing this, this was the worst score that I ever got. Let’s see if I passed even… Well this last question I got entirely wrong. The first part, is really my fault for not paying attention to the question. If I would’ve thought about it for a second I would’ve got the right-ish answer. For some reason, I thought they were asking who Herod’s wife was. And It hought it was a trick question. And So I answered that she was Chasmonaim, the daughter of Yochan Hyrkanus, the last of the Chashmonaim. See I guess I’m in Chanuka mode. The truth is his mother wasn’t Jewish and he was a forced convert-ish. His mother was Idumean. Or Arab ethnicity the wife of his father Antipater or Antipatrus in Chazal. He was a questionable convert. The second part I guessed Iturean, just cause I didn’t think it was any of the other ones. Yet, If I would’ve gotten the first one right, I would’ve known that the answer to the second one was the Edomites or Idumeans. Because that was technically Herods rule and background. But anyways this last one is entirely wrong.

The final score for this exam stands and ends at. Rabbi Schwartz having 20.5 points and the MOT having 12.5 points which technically would give me a failing grade of 62%. Yet I’m allowed to deduct three questions and only answer 30 instead of 33. So that would give me a pssing grade of 68% . Now the truth is this only off the multiple part section of the exam. That only counts for I believe 1/3 of your grade. The other parts are making itinerary for groups and giving a tour. But yes this is what happens as time goes on… NEXT WEEK We start a new exam stay tuned!