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Friday, July 25, 2025

The Prayer- Parshat Matos Maasey 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

July 25th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 37 29th of Tamuz 5785

 

Parshat Matos/Maasei

 

The Prayer

 

(sorry friends… Crazy week… but here's a golden oldie on the parsha… and no sponsors to give me inspiration ☹)


The stories of the Torah pretty much come to an end this week. Next week we begin the book of Devarim which is a long speech- a very long speech, by Moshe Rabbeinu. So don’t ever complain about the length of my E-Mails, OK… I’m just following in the oratory of footsteps of the greatest leader of our nation. And I even throw in jokes along the way… So stop kvetching…

 

But this week as we conclude Bamidbar with the final two Torah portions, the narrative portion of the Torah comes to an end. As with all good stories and books we need to put all the pieces together at the end. It’s the conclusion of everything. And thus there’s a lot of recapping going on. We have the laws of the personal vows, the final battle of the life of Moshe against Midyan along with an inordinate and quite bizarre recounting of all of the specifics of the booty that we took from them and it’s division amongst the tribes and the Kohanim and Levi’im as well as the portion dedicated to Hashem. We continue with the division of the land on the other side of the Jordan River amongst the 2½ tribes of Reuvein, Gad and Menashe. And then we recap all of our travels and the ultimate borders of Eretz Yisrael.

 

Do you want to know what the conclusion of everything is all about? It’s all about Eretz Yisrael. It’s all about coming home and building a home for Hashem here. It’s what the creation of the world was all about, way back in the first Rashi of the Torah. Rashi- whose yartzeit generally always falls out this week. It’s in this parsha that the mitzva is given to inherit the land. To throw out everyone that will prevent us from inheriting it. To understand that this is not merely a “national homeland” for the Jews and place to settle where no one will mess with us. But rather it’s the only place where our mitzvos have meaning and connect to their essence, which is to shine out the light of Hashem to the world when we are all living here together. We are all doing what we are supposed to. It’s when and how the shechina will finally shine down.

 

In my shul, we have the “custom” to say the “traditional” prayer for the State of Israel. I have quotation marked the words “custom” and “traditional” as obviously the State is only around for about 75 years or so. Generally, when we talk about tradition and customs they go back hundreds of years at least. Fascinatingly enough the prayer that was introduced by Rav Yitzchak Ha’Levi Herzog in 1948 a few months after the State was declared was first printed in the liberal Ha’Aretz newspaper. Now even though I would say I’m a pretty yeshivishe guy, although there are certainly many that would disagree- but I certainly went to black-hat yeshivos-which seems to be all that’s really necessary to identify as such. I certainly am not the Kippa seruga type- not that there’s anything wrong with that of course…

 

Yet, I would say that the prayer for the State and the army for that matter is one of the primary signs that in fact you are not a yeshivishe guy. Certainly in America. In Lakewood- they don’t say it. I don’t even think they say it in Tom’s River or Jackson despite the fact that the people that live there like to say “We’re not really Lakewood guys…We live in Jackson…” . Uh huh… Like the guys that say “I’m not really a New Yorker- I live in Kensington… in Monsey… in Bayswater… Yeah….”



Growing up in my shul in Detroit they didn’t say it. We had a yeshivisheh Rabbi, although I remember there was a lot of controversy when he left and the next Rav who they tried to get to say it also refused. Certainly, I’m not a fan of extra stuff in davening. I’m the guy that avoids tachanun and tries to daven in a minyan with a Mohel or a chasidish place where they have a list of all of the great Rabbi’s yahrzeits that they for some reason don’t say tachanun on. Certainly on Shabbos when davening is already super long- particularly when you have a Rabbi like me that sings a lot and who thinks he’s Moshe Rabbeinu that can get away with speaking for a long time, I don’t want to add anything extra. It’s why I don’t say the blessing for the people that don’t talk in shul or speak lashon hara or whatever mitzva of the week that is on the table that some yeshivish places seem to manage to have time for. Yet, upon moving here and establishing my shul, I felt it was important to incorporate these two prayers for the State and the chayalim. I knew it would upset some. I like upsetting people, particularly if I’m right.

 

My Rebbi once told me-although I don’t think he meant it this way and certainly not in this circumstance- that I should never get up to speak without saying at least one thing that might get me thrown out on my head. Don’t get up and say the ‘touchy-feely’‘tikkun olam’ types of drashos. When you speak- you need to be able to push people beyond their comfort zone. If they haven’t gotten upset or uncomfortable where they are, then you aren’t doing your job. That idea has always been one of my guiding lights, I do that on my tours, in my drashos, and in these E-mails. Frankly I get nervous if I go a few weeks without any “unsubscribes”. Am I being too pareve?

 

So, I say the prayer for the State. When We lived in Virginia, they would annoyingly say the prayer for the United States of America and it’s president. I wasn’t a fan. He’s a goy. Why am I davening for him? My kiddush and chulent is being pushed off another few minutes because of this. I’m hungry. Yet, obviously once I actually read the words of the prayer it made sense. The prayer was that that Hashem should put in their hearts that the goyim should like us. They shouldn’t kill us. They shouldn’t throw us out. It made sense. After 2000 years of that happening to us repeatedly- it makes sense that we should daven for that. Our sages even instituted back in the Roman times. We need to pray for the “peace of the rulership” because if not for that the game would be over. They’d come for us and chaos would reign as it always has in our history of Galus.

 

Yet the question that troubles me is why doesn’t everyone say the tefilla for the Medina, Eretz Yisrael and boys in green? Have you even looked at the words? The prayer has quite a few ideas that would seem that we observant and even Chareidi Jews would and should want more than anyone else.

 

Let’s take it slow.

Avinu She’bashahmayim- Our Father in heaven, the rock of Israel and it’s redeemer. Bless the State of Israel- the rerishis tzmichas ge’ulaseynu- the beginning of the flourishing of our redemption.

OK, now it seems that most of the yeshivish people get stuck right over here. There are even some shuls that leave out this sentence. They find it hard to believe that this secular state that was established by “heretics” and Torah violators at best should be called the beginning of the flourishing of our redemption. They’re wrong and they’re stupid. See, I told you I’m not pulling punches.

 

First of all, guess what. We believe that that Mashiach and the redemption always comes from the most hidden and tamey places. Let’s start with Lot and his daughters the progenitors of Rus and King David. Let’s not talk about Yehuda and Tamar. Forget about the fact, that the whole Moav thing is the epitome of licentiousness where Rus, a granddaughter of Balak in the last two parshiyot and related to Kozbi who was also Balak’s descendant comes from. Dovd Ha’Melech has his own sordid stories, where Klal Yisrael doesn’t even accept him as Jewish possibly or legitimate.

 

The Mishnas Sachir, Rav Teichtel in his incredible work Eim Ha’Banim Semaycha writes and explains that Mashiach has to come from such sordid starts, otherwise the Satan and the heavenlhy accusers would make a fuss. So Hashem has to bring him to the world below the radar. He even says in his modern Holocaust period, that if he and the great Rabbis of Europe who he was associated with (The Bnai Yissaschar and others) would’ve came back to build Eretz Yisrael with purity and holiness, the Satan would never have let it happen. It’s why, he suggests, Hashem made it happen with these secular Jews, as well to give them merits in the redemption- despite their lack of religious observance and even faith.

 

But leaving that on the side, I hope and daven, as should you that the holocaust was the beginning of the flourishing of our redemption. I hope that Donald Trump was the beginning of the flourishing of our redemption. I hope and pray that Corona was the beginning of the flourishing of our redemption. Every world event, we should daven for that to be true. So why not the State of Israel as well…? Don’t you hope and pray that it should be? Certainly the fact that the entire world recognized our right to establish a national Jewish homeland in Israel, even the Chafetz Chaim celebrated when he heard that Balfour mandate. So why does that phrase irk you so much?

 

But forget about that line. The rest of the prayer asks for Hashem to shine His light and truth to it’s leaders and advisors. Don’t we want that. Don’t we want them and every Jew to have that light? Don’t we want shalom ba’aretz- peace in the land? Don’t we want protection for our brothers and the children of our brothers and sisters as they defend our land. Don’t we want success in their operations and attacks to wipe out the murderers that seek to destroy us? I know you all daven for that. So why not say the tefilla?

 

Maybe it’s because the 2nd paragraph asks Hashem for Him to gather in all our brothers in galus back to Eretz Yisrael, and you kind of like it there… I imagine. And you want to enjoy it a bit longer. Don’t say bring us me’heira- very fast back to the land. You’ve got things to do still. I know that’s not true. I’m just teasing you… I hope…

 

But it gets even more “chareidi” in the last paragraph. We ask Hashem to unite us all together. Not just stam unite; but unite our hearts to love and fear Hashem and to fulfill all the mitzvos in the Torah. All of them! That he should bring Mashiach. That He should bring an end to the galus. And that He should shine His light around the world to the point that every soul says Hashem, the God of Israel is the King and His Kingship is all over. Is there a more beautiful and meaningful prayer? Is there one that better expresses our deepest souls longing. Wouldn’t you rather take the three minutes it takes to say it instead of the “Not talking during Torah reading” prayer? Really?

 

This week’s last Parsha and story tells us about the battle of Midyan, the prelude to the inheritance of the land. We had lots of battles. Lots of wars. None get as much bogged down with seemingly extraneous facts as this one does. It’s the most described war in the Torah. It’s also a bizarre battle. 1000 men per tribe. That’s a tiny army to wipe out an entire nation. We certainly had more than that. Bila’am himself says that our 600,000 couldn’t wipe out Egypt. We just lost 24,000 in the plague alone against Moav when we sinned. This is half of them. It’s also a war that is not led by Yehoshua, the general of Israel. It’s Pinchas. It’s the Kohen. It’s the trumpets. It’s the Aron. He’s wearing the Tzitz- head-plate (the Kohanic equivalent of a black hat of course). And then it tells us about the mind-blowing specifics of the booty that we came back with. I have no idea how they did it. Look at the numbers.

 

Sheep- 675,000 – 56 per person if you divide it by 12,000

Cows- 72,000- 6 per person

Donkeys- 61,000 – 5 per person

Women captives- 32,000- everyone had 2½ or so…

Forget about the gold, the booty, all of the dishes, the pots, the pans, and the obscene jewelry we took from them.

That’s a lot to shlep back. What’s pshat in this war?

 

The answer is that this war is about all of us getting together. 12,000 soldiers had the rest of Klal Yisrael davening for them. We were united in the fight for Avinu She’bashamayim. This wasn’t a war with generals. It was one that was holy led by Pinchas, the Kohen who unites us all. The most yeshivish guy and zealot of his time. We bring the vessels of the Mishkan because we want to remember this about Reishis Tzmichas Geulaseynu. It’s about the beginning of our redemption. Not one man fell. Not physically and not even spiritually. Because our brethren we’re davening for our physical and spiritual well-being. We took everything and shlepped it across the desert from Midyan- Saudi Arabia, and we list every single sheep. Because, they belong to all of us. Because our unity and prayers brought us together. Because we’ve done gi’ulei ak’um- we’ve koshered all the trayf that the goyim have and spit out all of the evil and purified it. It’s why it brings this halacha here, rather than the by all the other wars, where certainly we had to “kosher” all the booty. But they were different types of wars. They were military wars. They weren’t the war that the soldiers describe as the “Milchama asher bi’yadeinu- the war in our hands- Our internal war. Our internal strife. We’ve overcome. We’ve united. That’s the prelude. That’s the way we can enter the land.

 

This war is followed by the story of the tribes of Gad and Reuvein who assure Moshe that they will selflessly leave their wives and children for the 14 years that it takes to conquer and settle the land. They will miss most of their children’s bar mitzva’s and probably quite a few of their weddings. They will put their lives on the line, because they understood after that Midyan battle that the only way that we can all inherit the land is if we’re all in it together. It’s not about my shtiebel; my Kehilla, my tribe, the Jews that look and dress like me. It’s all of us together. That’s the way the redemption happens.

 

It’s the period of the three weeks now, when we are more focused on our redemption and the Bait Ha’Mikdash then any other time of the year. None of us want to fast on Tisha B’Av. We all want to celebrate and party in the Beit Ha’Mikdash. We want to listen to music again, especially Rabbi Schwartz’es greatest hits- but you want to hear them sung by the Levi’im choir in the Temple. This parsha is always read in this period. It’s not a time to focus on just not speaking lashon hara and sinas chinam. We all know those are bad things. It’s time to up it a notch this year though.

 

Let’s really connect that to Eretz Yisrael. Sinas Chinam- is stupid hatred. It’s not davening for someone else that you know you need to daven for…just because… That’s chinam- boys and girls. Stop it. Daven for us. Daven for Eretz Yisrael. Daven for our Chayalim.

 

Back in 1967 when things looked the bleakest in our short 19-year history of the State there wasn’t a person that wasn’t davening for Eretz Yisrael. The Yom Kippur was no different. It shouldn’t take wars to make us daven for Eretz Yisrael. To daven that the leaders find truth and light. To daven that our brothers and sisters scattered physically and spiritually around the globe should be gathered home. That you should be gathered home. That we should once again see the reishis tzmichas ge’ulasaynu- of lo nifkad mimenu ish- that not one Jew is left behind physically or spiritually. If we can do that, then finally finally that holiday of Tisha B’Av will become what it always supposed to be. The day when Mashiach is born and redemption finally comes to Israel.

 

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YOUNG ISRAEL OF KARMIEL

SHABBOS DAVENING SCHEDULE

SHABBOS MATOS MAASEI


CANDLELIGHTING 7:15 PM

MINCHA KABBALAS SHABBOS-7:30 PM

SHACHARIS- 9:00 AM

Last time for Kriyat Shema- 9:1 AM

Shiur in Eim Ha’Banim Smeicha6:30 PM

MINCHA- 7:00 PM

MARIV-8:37 PM -10 minutes after tzeitz

 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

“Emess iz in sidder..”- The truth is only in the Siddur- prayer book

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

27. The name of an ethnic Christian group originating in Lebanon which partly worships in

Aramaic is________


What is the primary reason the residents of the Iqrit and Biram villages did not return to their

homes?

A. Prevention of a Legal Precedent for Refugee Return

B. A Supreme Court decision ruling against their return

C. The areas of these villages were seized by other settlements

D. The displaced people from the villages fled beyond the borders of Israel


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/al-eileh-acapella It’s the three Weeks. Acapella time again… and start off your three weeks with my mournful Al Eileh Composition that hopefully we won’t have to sing this Tisha B’Av

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vmCpldXKrI –Tefilla for the State in the Churva shul beautiful


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqqg63yc9mE – Levi Cohen doing a Carlebach rendition of Yerushalayim…

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjsgwp3cV0Q – Tzion Ba’Mar Tivkeh- Yossi Bayles hauntingly moving


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

(Last week's again... recap... chazara is the ikar :))

 

Destruction Part II Looting Burning- 586 BC - Here in the three weeks of mourning in this column this year we are up to the final stages of the destruction and loss of our Temple and our exile. Last week we discussed the massacre over the boiling blood of Zecharia. This week the carnage begins with the 8th and 9th of Av the Babylonians entered the Temple Mount and ate and drank and pillaged. All of the golden and silver vessels were packed up and stolen. The great huge copper pillars of Shlomo, the magnificent copper basin and pools were smashed and destroyed. They went through the city and burnt every house of anyone important as well as the walls of Jerusalem were burnt. The city was turned to rubble. It looked like Gaza.


The children of the Kohanim handed through the keys to the Temple up to heaven and a hand came down and grabbed them as they plunged into the fire and died. A cry went out from heaven. Hashem's palace was destroyed. On the tenth of Av the fire continued to burn. The Jews were all corralled together. Most of them were taken back to Bavel as slaves. Yirmiyahu accompanied them. The musical instruments that they once played with were put to rest. The song of our temple had been vanquished. The 410-year tummultus era of the temple had come to an end. Already for hundreds of years, we hadn't all worshipped there. The ten tribes of the North had been exiled 150 years before. The prophecies all the prophets had been yelling at us about had finally come to fruition. The curses of the Book of Vayikra had been fulfilled. Jewish life in Israel would still have one more chance. There was still a remainder that held and lived in the city. Would we be able to save the day or not? Next week, we conclude this saga, and hopefully with that the exile as well.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE PRAYER JOKES OF THE WEEK


Yankel listened to the Rebbe at shul one Shabboss morning and when the Rebbe asked those with special requests to come to him at Seuda Shlisheet/(3rd meal) , Yankel came.

When it was his turn, Yankel sat down and the Rebbe asked, "What do you want me to help you with?"

Yankel said, "Pray for my hearing, Rebbe."

The Rebbe put one hand over Yankel's ear and his other hand on top of his head and prayed a while.

Then he removed his hands and asked, "Yankel, how is your hearing now?"

Yankel answered, "I don't know, Rebbe. It's next Wednesday at the courthouse!"


When young David was asked by his father to say the evening prayer, he

realized he didn't have his head covered..so he asked his little brother Henry

to rest a hand on his head until prayers were over. Henry grew impatient after a few minutes and removed his hand. The father said, "This is important...put your hand back on his head!" to which Henry exclaimed, "What, am I my brother's kipah?"

Sol has a job that takes him everywhere and he frequently has problems finding a schul in some of the towns, so he figures G~d is everywhere, and decides to go into a church to worship. He takes out his tallis, puts on his yarmulke, dresses himself and proceeds to pray. The priest comes in and wants to start the services, and, having heard the whispers from some of his congregants, he stands up and says,

"Will all non-Catholics please leave."

Sol goes right on davening. Next request, again, "Will all non-Catholics

please leave."

Nobody moves or responds. Finally, the priest gets up and

says loudly, "WILL ALL JEWS PLEASE LEAVE!” At this, Sol gets up, folds his

tallis, takes off his yarmulke and puts them away.

He then goes up to the altar, picks up the statue of the baby Yoshka and says

the immortal words: "Come, Tattela, they don't want us here anymore...”


An elegantly dressed man starts up the steps of a large temple on Yom Kippur. At the front door, a security guard stops him:

"Are you a member of this synagogue, sir?" the guard asks.

"No."

"Did you purchase a ticket to attend Rosh Hashana and Yom Kippur services here?"

"No, I did not," the man says.

"I'm sorry," the guard says, "but you are forbidden to enter the synagogue then."

The man is desperate. "I have a very important message to give to Mr. Brian Goldstein. It's a matter of the greatest importance, an emergency. His wife just had a baby. You must let me in to speak with him."

"Okay, okay," the guard finally says. "I'll let you in. But if I catch you davening..."


Rabbi Herzl was visiting Mrs Gold, an elderly member of his congregation. Rabbi Herzl said, “You know, my dear Mrs Gold, that you are getting on in years and although I pray to the almighty that he will grant you many more years in good health, you really should now be thinking more of the hereafter.”

Mrs Gold replied, “Thank you, Rabbi, but I am always thinking about the hereafter.”

Rabbi Herzl was rather surprised with this response. “Really?” he said.

Oh yes, Rabbi, every time I go upstairs, I say to myself, ‘what am I here after?’ and every time I go into my kitchen, I say to myself, ‘what am I here after?’ I do it all the time now.”


A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So, you tell me that your mother says your prayers for you each night. That’s very commendable. What does she actually say?"

The little boy replied, "Thank God he's finally in bed!"


The CEO of KFC requests an audience with the Pope. After some discussion, the CEO tells the Pope that he has a proposition. The company will make a $1 billion donation to the Catholic Church on one condition- that the Lord’s Prayer wording be officially changed from “give us this day our daily bread” to “give us this day our daily chicken.”

The pontiff says that he will have to consult with the cardinals. After much debate, it is agreed that they will accept this proposal.

The Pope turns to his secretary and says “get our legal team on the phone.”

You mean so that they can set up a contract with KFC?”

Yes,” says the Pope, “and also to find a way we can get out of our contract with the bread people.”


A priest was approached one night by Satan himself.

"Do not be frightened," said Satan. "I have an offer to make. I will make you tremendously powerful, famous and rich in return for just one small favour: half of your ability to hear."

The priest was stunned. "Let me think about it for a few days."

The next morning, the priest requested to meet the bishop. "Your Excellency, I need your advice for a temptation I have been given!"

He told over his strange encounter. The bishop was shocked. "A deal with Satan?! Do not do it, it will destroy your soul!"

But he could see the priest was not convinced. So the bishop arranged a meeting with the archbishop.

"Your Excellency, this priest has an urgent matter he needs advice about!"

 He told over the story. The archbishop bowed his head in silent prayer, and after a few moments responded. "Firstly, your hearing is a gift from God. It would be forbidden to sacrifice any part of it. Secondly, a deal with Satan?!? Never do it!"

But the priest wasn't convinced. He was imagining all the wealth, fame and power he'd receive. So the archbishop requested an audience with the Pope.

The three of them came into the Papal office in great awe. They sat, and the archbishop spoke. "Your Holiness, this priest has a terrible temptation and needs advice!"

"Sorry, could you speak a little louder?" Asked the Pope.

 

A ship was sinking and the captain of the ship gathers all passengers on deck and asks the crowd: "Does anyone here know how to say prayers".

A priest steps forward: "I can" he says with some pride in his voice.

 "Actually, I used to say the best prayers in the monastery, and they would be answered by God too" he continues boastfully.

"Great" answers the captain, "We're one life jacket short, so you say prayers, me and the crew are gonna rescue the rest of passengers by the life jackets".

 

A guy was giving the opening prayer at a convention and he said, "Life is a mystery everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name and it feels like home."

So the MC said, "That's not really a prayer."

And the guy said, "Well no, but it's like a prayer."

(I’m not explaining that one… you either get it or you don’t…)


Tommy was just a little Christian kid who used to pray for a bicycle. Then as he grew older he learned in Sunday school, that's not how prayer works. So he stole a bike...and prayed for forgiveness.


Yankel is out shopping one day when she meets Rabbi Levy.

"Hello rabbi," he says. "How are you? I hope you are keeping well."

"Well if I'm not mistaken," says Rabbi Levy, "it's Mr. Gross, isn't it?"

"Yes rabbi, it is," replies Yankel

"I haven't seen you in shul now for quite some time," says Rabbi Levy.

"I know," says Yankel, looking quite embarrassed, "I stopped going to shul some time ago because every time I went, it was always the same old thing."

"Always the same thing?" asks Rabbi Levy, looking puzzled, "I don't understand you."

"You know, rabbi," explains Yankel, "KOL NIDRAY..."


Benjamin woke up one Saturday morning in a bad mood. When he came down to breakfast, he told his visiting sister Sarah angrily, "I'm not going to shul today!"

"Yes you are," Sarah replied calmly.

"No I'm not. I don't want to go there ever again! The people down there don't like me, they ignore me...they don't appreciate me at all...and I won't go back."

"You will go to shul today, and you will continue to go too," said Sarah with confidence, "and I'll give you two reasons. Number one, you're 45 years old and number two – you're the rabbi!"


Gladys Dunn started reading some books about Judaism and decided that she wanted to start going to shul. There was one near her house so she went early one Shabbat morning. The shul itself was beautiful and the people seemed friendly but the Rabbi’s sermon seemed to go on and on. Worse, it wasn't very interesting. Glancing around, she saw many in the congregation nodding off.

Finally it was over. After the service, she turned to a still sleepy-looking woman next to her, extended her hand and said, "I'm Gladys Dunn."

She replied, "You and me both!"

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The answer to this week”s question is A This one is a definite skip. I have no clue. Once I cheated and looked at the answer, so then I recalled that part A was Maronites Christians. However Part B I really had no clue. I guessed it was because they fled, and in truth that is true as well. They left, it's no longer theirs. Yet, the Supreme Court ruled that they could come back, but the Army blew the place up before they could. It seems this is a big tumult years ago, with lots of lefties and Europeans using this story as the "occupier" charge. Frankly, I believe we need to move back to Lebanon liket his week's parsha tells us all the way up to Har Ha'Hor which is near Tzur and the Litani river. But nobody is unfortunately listening to me or Hashem… So this one was entirely wrong. So the score is now Rabbi Schwartz 16.5 Ministry of Tourism 10.5 on this exam so far,


Friday, July 18, 2025

Bubby's Song- Parshat Pinchas 2025 5785

 Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

July 18th 2025 -Volume 14 Issue 36 22nd of Tamuz 5785

 

Parshat Pinchas

  Bubby's Song

 

It's been an exciting Book so far. Sure the beginning of Bamidbar was a bit boring with all of those counts and numbers and camp positions and flags. But eventually it got exciting. We have stories finally. Complaints, quail, water producing rocks. There are spies, there's Korach and there's lots of wars against giants, Amalekites and Canaanim and miraculous victories. There are sad moments with the death of Miriam and Aharon. Talking donkeys, curses and plagues, snakes, even at the end of last week Pinchas the zealot shishkabobbing the sinning leader of Shimon and Midianite princesses. As I said it's been a pretty action packed few parshiyot which to be honest after all of those sacrifices in Vayikra, has been quite a relief. I like action, as I believe most do. Makes it much easier for sermon making. Email-writing as well.

 

Even this week's parsha of Pinchas, although a bit more subtle does have a few small incidents. A recap of the Pinchas story, Moshe appointing Yehoshua and looking out over the land of Israel, the daughters of Tzlafchad asking for their portion. Not as exciting but at least it's not sacrifices, until it is… Huh…? What's this? Why do the last three aliyos start talking about slaughtering cows, sheep, wine libations, flour offerings, holiday, Shabbos…? Where did this come from? What's it doing here? I thought we finished with this already. It kind of feels like (l'havdil) after I finished my tour guide course and passed, someone asked me about the various Muslim dynasties, or after my regents wants to test me on chemistry, or after a great meal they bring me out salad for dessert, or gefilteh fish again. Been there- done that, made it through, don't need to go back again. This is Vayikra material; it doesn't belong here.

 

What's even more troublesome as well is that it seems that this parsha is smack in the middle of this Midyan revenge story. Meaning, after we lost 24,000 in Hashem's plague and even more wild and it's a point that I think most people miss, there were 88,000 judges in Israel that killed 2 people sinning each as Hashem commanded. (look at Rashi if you don't believe me) That’s 176,000 people plus the 24,000 makes it almost 200,000 people killed in that Midyan Zimri story. If there's 600,000 men that left Egypt we're talking about 1/3 of Klal Yisrael just got killed. That's Holocaust level tragedy. It's remiscent of when we left Mitzrayim 40 years prior when 4/5th didn't make it out. Yet this time instead of it happening in the plague of darkness it happened by our judges being commanded by Hashem to kill two people each.  As well this takes place on the doorpost of our entry to the land. It makes sense that we want revenge for this sin and horror. That Hashem demands it. And in next week we get that. But all of that is interrupted by these short little stories and of course the sacrifices… again….

 

This is not a stam devar torah. A nice vort. A good kasha. My E-Mail is never just that. You know that by now. This is today. This now. This is us. This is Mashiach. Our tradition is that Pinchas is the same soul as Eliyahu Ha'Navi. This week's parsha comes right after that Messianic prophecy of Bilaam of the end of days, the final wars, the entrance to the land. The covenant of eternal peace that Pinchas/Eliyahu will bring. This parsha and all that's in it is the parsha of Eliyahu Ha'Navi it is the shofar clarion call for redemption. And it's about time. In that light, the questions above become even more relevant. What do we need to know and do before Eliyahu can finally come? How do we bring this war to an end? How do we finally enter the land?

 

The answer perhaps lies in some of the hidden people that are mentioned behind the scenes in these narratives. When the Torah tells us in this parsha about the counting-once again, post plague, of the tribes of Israel for whom the land will be divided it tells us about some women. It mentions Yocheved and makes sure to tell us that she was born as we came into Egypt. She was there when we left Israel into that exile. She was the transition. As well it tells us bizarrely, and seemingly irrelevantly about Serach, the daughter of Asher. That's certainly strange, as she is still alive certainly for about 250 years at least, but she isn't really an inheritor of the land. So why is she mentioned. And then of course we have the whole story of the five daughters of Tzlafchad and their request to inherit the land, despite the fact that seemingly according to the law they had no right to do so. We have these hidden women, suddenly being mentioned at first subtly in the parsha and then louder and louder. These women are the secret. They are the balance the ammunition and lesson we need to restore and fix the sin that got us all into this of the daughters of Midian.

 

Do you know what the daughters of Midian call out to us men to do? They want us to become like them. Buy into their narrative. They want us to sell our souls, to pretend to buy into their values even on the surface so we can become a nation like theirs. Hey, they'll hang us with us. They'll marry us. They'll let us into their shops, their schools, their universities, their halls of justice, their United Nations. We just have to be pluralistic and as open-minded as they are. Thirty percent of Klal Yisrael falls into that trap set by Bilaam. He knows that there is one thing that is our Achilles heal. And that is that we just want peace, quiet, love, friendship and to be like every other nation. He knows that we can be tempted to drop our difficult world mission and mandate for a good photo-op in the Rose Garden of the White House. As well he knows that there is nothing Hashem hates more then to see us do that. He despises "zima"- wandering Jewish eyes that make us stray from the whole reason He created us; for why He chose us.

 

In order to counter that Hashem sends us Eliyah/ Pinchas. He takes us sword and is full of passion, that doesn't fit into the world view. He's a zealot. He's a fanatic. He not only says and does crazy things, he's meant to inspire us in even a situation when perhaps even our Moshe and Aharon leaders are shell shocked and don't know what to do. One can imagine how the evening news looked that day. What CNN had to say. What perhaps even the Mishpacha magazine or even the Yated might of said about this wild man, who's not even a Kohen did while Moshe and Aharon sat by and didn't do anything. The truth is one doesn't have to imagine. Chazal tell us. They shared with us the headlines about Pinchas.

 

"Look at this radical whose grandfather was an idolater, think he's a big macher. Who does he think he is killing a prince of Israel? Does he think he's frummer then all of the gedolim that were there? These Baalei Teshuva always think they're trying to prove something."

 

Yet, he was right. He saved the Jewish people. To come into the land of Israel. We sometimes need to look beyond the box. We need to break out of the mold. We need to pick up a sword and let the chips and heads fall where they may.

 

Coming into the land of Israel, isn't to be like Midyan. It's not to be accepted like other nations. It's not to have a country where we can live safely and study Torah unbothered daily either. You could do that in America. You could do that in Lithuania, in Poland, in Spain, in North Africa and England and France. And we did. That's not the point of us. That's not why we left Egypt. If you don't believe me, ask Savta Yocheved. She remembers when we left Israel and came to Egypt. We were exiled with a purpose to become refined in the Iron furnace of Egypt. To learn to come together as a nation. To see the Hand of Hashem. To bring back the bones of Yosef. To shine the light of Hashem out to the world.

 

Are you still not sure if that's true. Then ask Serach the daughter of Asher. She's still around. She remembers when Yosef was kidnapped, and she remembers Zaidy Yaakov crying and mourning that all 12 tribes were not together. That there would be no 12 tribes down here to reveal and shine out Hashem Echad to the rest of the world. She as well remembers that Shema that Yaakov said when he discovered that he was still alive. She's remembers that song she sang Od Yosef Chai- He's still alive the dream is still alive. It was she 200 years later when Moshe came to redeem us from exile that reminded us of the code. "Pakod Yifkod"- Hashem has chosen us. He's taking us out. We have a job. We have a light. We have a mission. That mission, Bubby Serach reminds us to create a House of Prayer for the all of the nations of the world. To bring the shechina down. To inspire the entire world to accept His Kingship and to bask in His love and glory.

 

Moshe will not be there to do that. But Yehoshua from the tribe of Yosef will. The daughters of Tzlafchad, as well from the tribe of Menashe and Yosef, share that message and passion. Yehoshua is no Moshe. The daughters of Tzlafchad are not even inheritors. Much like Pinchas they might feel unworthy to stand up and feel that role and that gap. But they don't. Because they're on fire. Because they are the children of Yosef, who was the first to go into exile. They were the descendants of that first Jew who learned and was the victim of Jewish "isolationism" and "elitism". They had the DNA of the "dreamer" inside their genes. Mashiach ben Yosef is in their family. They know that our coming to Israel is going to be premised on being different then all of the other nations. It's living like a Jew and being a role model to them. It's telling them that only Hashem brings our success, as Yosef did. Only Hashem can interpret our dreams. Our job is merely to do what we need to and not to be intimidated by all of their baseless accusations. That's the path of Yosef. It's the message of his holy granddaughters.

 

Before we go to war against Midyan, before we avenge the deaths of our brothers and sisters, we have to know what the war is about and what our goal is. It's not about security. It's not about revenge alone even. It's understanding that our job it to come to Israel and to bring sacrifices. Those sacrifices aren't just for us. They're for the entire world.

 

The last of the holidays is Sukkos. We bring 70 sacrifices for all of the nations of the world. All together we bring 98 sheep they correspond to the 98 curses that are given to us if we don't understand why we are meant to come to the land. The curses that Bilaam tried to make upon us that were turned to blessings, are fixed by our sacrifices that correspond to Balak's sacrifices. There is a spiritual sacrifice battle of blessings and curses going on here at the doorstep of our entry to Israel. The parsha of Pinchas and Eliyahu Ha'Navi is to remind us of that. Only then can we do what we need to do to Midyan. Only then can we fight the battle that we need to fight. Only with that spirit of Yosef, the messages of our Bubby's, the fire of Yehoshua, will we have the strength to finish the job. To destroy what needs to be destroyed, to build what needs to be built. To remember why we're coming to the land. To not fall into the temptations of the approval and love that the Midianite world pretends to shower upon us, that sells us short. That is really just one big Baal Pe'or. One big smelly false idol that we haven't flushed down the worlds toilet yet.

 

Our parsha begins with the name of this Midianite princess; Kozbi bas Tzur. Kozbi is falsehood. It's fake news. The Jewish prince that sins with her Zimri, is just singing her song. He forgot the song of Serach bas Asher. He didn't hear the prophecy of Bilaam of our matriarchs who he calls Me'rosh TZURim, the peak of the rocks. Our nation forgot that Tzur Yisrael is Hashem. That we just need to talk to the Tzur- to the rock and that the water will flow. The Shechina will descend. The shofar will blow and Mashiach will come. This week we read the first of the prophecies of doom of Yirmiyahu. Hashem tells us that all the nations will come to Jerusalem. They are coming to wage war. Yet, the redemption will come when we stand strong and unabashedly declare for Whom and What we are fighting. Hashem will then remember our kindness. He will finally bring us to the land. And we will forever be redeemed. The time is now.

 

Have an inspirational Shabbos!

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz 

 


 

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YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

 

" Ven di bobbeh volt gehat a bord, volt zi geven a zaideh..- If your grandmother had a beard, she’d be your grandfather..


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK


The name of the only Circassian settlement located in the Upper Galilee is ______

The Antiquities Law applies to sites built prior to which year?

A. 1850

B. 1800

C. 1750

D. 1700


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO OF THE WEEK


https://soundcloud.com/ephraim-schwartz/achainu  - On the first anniversary of my song Acheinu Acapella… Dovid Lowy on vocals and arrangements…


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2qeJ7UxVNo&list=RDL2qeJ7UxVNo&start_radio=1    – L'Abba sheli yeish sulam acapella… powerful song… My Father's ladder…


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNBOwsHW1ZI&list=RDqNBOwsHW1ZI&start_radio=1 -  Thank You Hashem Helaing Acapella Medleys….

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un2IdjWV4dUAI destruction of the Temple Hebrew…


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

 

Destruction Part II Looting Burning- 586 BC  - Here in the three weeks of mourning in this column this year we are up to the final stages of the destruction and loss of our Temple and our exile. Last week we discussed the massacre over the boiling blood of Zecharia. This week the carnage begins with the 8th and 9th of Av the Babylonians entered the Temple Mount and ate and drank and pillaged. All of the golden and silver vessels were packed up and stolen. The great huge copper pillars of Shlomo, the magnificent copper basin and pools were smashed and destroyed. They went through the city and burnt every house of anyone important as well as the walls of Jerusalem were burnt. The city was turned to rubble. It looked like Gaza.


The children of the Kohanim handed through the keys to the Temple up to heaven and a hand came down and grabbed them as they plunged into the fire and died. A cry went out from heaven. Hashem's palace was destroyed. On the tenth of Av the fire continued to burn. The Jews were all corralled together. Most of them were taken back to Bavel as slaves. Yirmiyahu accompanied them. The musical instruments that they once played with were put to rest. The song of our temple had been vanquished. The 410-year tummultus era of the temple had come to an end. Already for hundreds of years, we hadn't all worshipped there. The ten tribes of the North had been exiled 150 years before. The prophecies all the prophets had been yelling at us about had finally come to fruition. The curses of the Book of Vayikra had been fulfilled. Jewish life in Israel would still have one more chance. There was still a remainder that held and lived in the city. Would we be able to save the day or not? Next week, we conclude this saga, and hopefully with that the exile as well.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S BUBBY JOKES OF THE WEEK

 

10. Lessons Your Bubbie Taught You

If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.

If you don't eat, it will kill me.

Never take a front-row seat at a bris.

Always whisper the names of diseases.

If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.

Why spoil a good meal with a big tip?

Twenty percent off is a bargain; fifty percent off is a mitzvah.

Wine needs to breathe so don't rush through the kiddush.

No one leaves a simcha hungry; but then no one leaves with a hangover.

And what's so wrong with dry turkey?

A shmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing.

Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.

Where there's smoke, there may be smoked salmon.

Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?

 

Little Shmuli and the Marcus family were invited to their grandparents for Friday night dinner. Everyone was seated around the table and Zadie Marcus was getting ready to recite Kiddush. Just then, Shmuli reached for the challah and appetizers on the table and began eating.

Shmuli, wait until Zadie says kiddush and hamotzi!” demanded his father.

I don't have to,” the five year old replied.

Of course you do, Shmuli,” his mother insisted forcefully. “We always wait until after kiddush and hamotzi at our house.”

That's at our house,” Shmuli explained, “but this is Bubbie’s house, and she knows how to cook.”

 

Rivky Adler went to spend a few weeks with her Bubbie Miriam. They had a lot of time together so Bubbie Miriam decided to teach Rivky how to sew. After the first day, having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, Rivky stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "Bubbie, you mean you can do all that, but you can't figure out how to use an iPhone?"

 

Sarah just gave birth to a newborn baby boy and her mother had to drive her to a doctor’s appointment, so her grandmother, Bubbie Miriam, was tasked to take care of the baby. As soon as Sarah left for her doctor’s appointment, Miriam called her friends to come over.

"Can we see the baby?" they asked.

"Not yet," said Bubbie Miriam.

Fifteen minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," said Bubbie Miriam.

Another quarter of an hour later, they asked again: "Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," answered Bubbie Miriam.

The ladies were growing impatient. "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"When it cries."

"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

"Because I forgot where I put it."

 

As the bus pulled away, Bubbie Shwartzbaum realized that she had left her purse under the seat. Frantic, she called the bus company and was relieved to hear later that the driver found her bag.

When she returned to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded her. One man handed Bubbie her purse, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of her purse. "We're required to inventory lost wallets and purses," he explained. "I think you'll find everything there."

As Bubbbie started to put her belongings back into the purse, the man continued, "I hope you don't mind if we watch. Even though we all tried, none of us could fit everything into your purse. And we'd like to see just how you do it."

 

Little Bubbie Bayla Bernstein seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she'd pipe up, "Have we reached Niagara Falls yet?"

"No, lady, not yet. I'll let you know," he replied, time after time.

The hours passed, Bubbie Bayla kept asking for Niagara Falls, and finally the town came into view. Sighing with relief, the driver slammed on the brakes, pulled over and called out, "This is where you get out, lady."

"Is this Niagara Falls?"

"YES!" he bellowed. "Get out!"

"Oh, I'm going all the way to Toronto," she explained sweetly. "It's just that my daughter told me that when we got this far, I should take my medication."

Shirley and Sadie, two elderly ladies in a senior’s residence in Miami were enjoying the sunshine on a bench outside their residence. This was their daily ritual on every sunny day for the past 9 years, chatting and enjoying each other's friendship. One day Shirley turned to Sadie and said, "Please don't be angry with me, bubbaleh, but I am embarrassed after all these years. What is your name? I am trying to remember, but I just can't."

Sadie stared at her, looking very distressed, said nothing for two full minutes, and finally said, "How soon do you have to know?"

 

Four bubbies in Miami are playing cards.The first sighs and says “Oy!”

The second in a pained voice responds, “Oy vey!”

The third wails “Oy vey iz mir!”

And then the fourth one replies, “I thought we agreed not to talk about the children!”

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The answer to this week”s question is D-  Ok I'm back on the saddle again! Got them both right this week. I pass by Rechania all the time when going from my ATV in Dishon to Tzfat or Meron or Dalton and it’s an interesting place as the Circassians are really fascinating people. They are Muslims but very different. Loyal Israelis. Fierce fighters. They have their own language and culture. It's a cool story. As well The antiquities law is 1700. I would’ve guessed even older if you had asked me, but this was the earliest choice and so I went with it. But something to think about that I point out to my American tourists. America started in 1776, that's 75 years before it even makes it into the antiquities laws here in Israel. We can throw anything in garbage after that. Hows that for a rich history. So the score is now Rabbi Schwartz 16.5 Ministry of Tourism 9.5 on this exam so far, Slowly slowly getting back on track…