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Thursday, April 30, 2020

Home-Shul-ing- Parshat Acharey Mos/ Kedoshim 2020 /5780


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
May 1st 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 28 7th Iyar 5780

Parshat Acharey Mos / Kedoshim

Home-Shul-ing
I have a confession to make. Don't judge me. If you are tempted to than just reread last week's E-Mail about Metzora and looking at your own blemishes again. So here goes…. I am enjoying davening at home. Pheww… There I said it… That wasn't too bad…Do you still love me?

Now don't get me wrong, I love my shul and I look forward to davening with my chevra once again. I particularly miss the Rabbi's drasha and his incredible musical Carlebach Friday night davening, or most of the singing parts of davening for that matter. But to be honest, which is what a few weeks locked up of self-reflection does to you, there's something I find special about davening at home. Something deep in me that doesn't really bother me about the fact that the shuls are closed. In fact, I kind of wish in a terrible way that it could even stay this way to a certain degree when this is all over.
Now to be totally honest in my younger yeshiva years I was never a big davening-with-a-minyan-in-yeshiva kind of guy. You could probably buy a house with the knasos/ fines I paid to my 9th grade Rebbe for all of the prayers I missed. (50 cents if you came after barchu $1.00 after shemona esrey…). He actually claimed that he was buying a house with all the money. We believed it was going to tzedaka, but he denied it. Once one of my classmates (AB or was it CG?) gave him his fine with the introduction that he was muchan umemzuman- all ready to fulfill the mitzva of giving charity. The Rebbi then made him put that dollar in tzedaka and then give him another one for "his house" fund!

Now it wasn't because I enjoyed the holiness of davening in my dorm room. It was just because I liked sleeping in and frankly davening didn't inspire me that much. Particularly yeshiva davening, which had no singing whatsoever and lots of downtime as I was one of the faster daveners. I knew exactly how many tiles there were on the drop ceiling of the Beit Midrash and how many shuckles each rebbi could do a minute. I used to time them. So I was not a big davening person. In fact, when these "porch minyanim" started, I had a neighbor of mine that asked why I didn't join them. I told him that I had been waiting all my life for Rabbis to tell me that it was a mitzva to daven at home. Where was Corona when I was in High School? And much like Rebbi Akiva who when he was being tortured to death and recited the shema and his students asked him if he even felt obligated to say shema now at this moment? He responded that his whole life he waited to fulfill this mitzva (of loving Hashem so much that he would give up his life for him) and now that the opportunity has finally come how can he not fulfill it. Similarly, I waited all my life for it to be a mitzva to daven at home and now that it has come I should not fulfill it….? OK maybe it's a little different than Rabbi Akiva.

I mean I did for a second or two have a desire to join this minyan. (And before anyone gets all excited- it follows all the government guidelines with a limited amount of people all socially distanced and wearing masks. In Israel, unlike America, most blocks that have large families with boys and neighbors are davening this way and not breaking the rules and staying safe.) But then I realized that I have never had such a profound desire before to go to shul. And if I was just getting it now then it was probably coming from my yetzer hara/ evil inclination to break the rules and go. I know my Yetzer Hara. I have to be careful when he wants me to do mitzvos. So I continue to daven at home. And frankly I enjoy it.

See, when I'm in shul I get distracted. I'm thinking about the sermon I have to give. I'm making sure that the chazzan is singing enough. I'm helping him out. I'm looking around and wondering where some of my regular mispalelim are? Is there a Kiddush somewhere I wasn't invited to? Why not...? Who is the guy in the back? Are there enough chairs? Did I remember to open the ladies section? Wow… that chulent really smells good this week! Hey where's Tully…? Is he going to come only for Anim Zemiros again…? When is he going to start davening the whole davening…? I think Yonah did when he was Tully's age… I guess Tully is just his father's son…  Barchu es Hashem ha'mevorach l'olam va'edAmein

Yes, it's distracting. It's one of the reasons I choose to be the one that usually leads the service as the baal tefila; besides that I find that most other people either daven too fast or slow for me or sing too little or too much and I'm the only one that knows how to do it right. But I find that if I'm leading the service I can have more kavana that way. I feel that responsibility of being the messenger of the entire congregation on my shoulders and keeps me focused and inspired. When I'm not the chazzan I find it challenging to feel that inspiration.

Now davening at home the past month and half I have found a whole new beautiful world of tefilla. One that I only used to experience when I would go away for a Shabbos or a few days with my family after summer vacation is over to some little cabin/tzimmer somewhere. It's quiet. It's beautiful. I particularly like davening sunrise on those occasions. There are no distractions. It's just me and Hashem. I have nowhere I have to go. I can stop and think about words that jump out at me while I'm davening and think about them. I can focus my requests and thanks to Hashem more personally. I can even compose songs of praise and I often do at those moments. Not words necessarily, but tunes out of the words that I've said so many times but they never made my heart sing its own personal song. I feel like the Kohen Gadol on Yom Kippur in the Holy of Holies aloone with God. Yes, Davening at home is and has been a truly sublime spiritual experience that I've really been enjoying. And frankly will probably miss once we return to a post-Corona world.

This of course begs the question… Why do we need a minyan and shul to daven? Admit it guys, there are definitely some of you that have always been jealous of the women that aren't obligated to go to shul. We laugh at some of these Women of the Wall that are fighting for a right to be like men and make their own minyanim and would be happy to give them our place in shul in a heartbeat, while we pray next to the chulent pot in the kitchen or on our back porch overlooking the mountains of the Galil or watching the sun rise. So why can't we? Why is it that the only way we can ever say kedusha, read torah, say kaddish is if we have a minyan and are in Shul? What's wrong with just me and Hashem?

This week we have a double Torah portion. We read Acharey Mos and Kedoshim as we do many years together. There are probably no two parshiyos that are as different from one another. Acharey Mos primarily deals with the Hashem's command to Aharon, after the death of his two sons, about the mitzva and sacrifices of Yom Kippur. It's about man's connection to Hashem in the highest form. It's all holy and spiritual. It's the Kohen Gadol on the holiest day in the holiest place alone with Hashem.

 Parshat Kedoshim on the other hand which begins with the mitzva for us to be holy-kedoshim, is jam-packed with mitzvos. Most of them about things that have to do not with Hashem but rather seemingly mundane things between man and his fellow man. Don't lie, don't steal, don't swear falsely, don't withhold your worker's wages- pay him right away, don't bear a grudge, don't take revenge, don't spread gossip about others, stand up when somebody respectable comes into the room, give charity to the poor, respect the elderly, when a person gathers the wheat from his field, he should leave a corner for poor people and a very important mitzvah: "Love your fellow as yourself.". Can you read all of those in one breath…These are all pretty important things. Yet somehow they seem like subjects I would read in a book about creating a just and moral society not one that was titled "Being Holy". Even more fascinating is that an overwhelming amount of these mitzvos all conclude with the words "Ani Hashem- I am Hashem". It seems that this is the refrain of the parsha, but what does Hashem have to do with all of this?

Rav Kook in his classic work Olas Rei'ya reveals an incredible idea about what it means to be holy. The secret of which can be found in that which Hashem's name is only revealed with a minyan. In next week's parsha Hashem tells us

Vayikra (22:39) Vi'nikdashti b'soch bnai Yisrael- And I will be sanctified from amongst the Jewish people.

To be holy, in the words of Rav Kook, means that one is entirely connected and focused upon the revelation of Hashem in this world. This is not a self-centered pursuit. It's not about my own spirituality. It's the opposite. It is an entirely Hashem-focused experience and life. That focus on the revelation of Hashem in creation means that one must primarily be focused on connecting with others to bring out that spark in Creation. Hashem is not revealed in our personal religious experience. Hashem is revealed b'toch bnai Yisrael- when the Jews are connected with one another and joined in that pursuit to reveal Hashem in all of us and through that in the entire world.

The torah warns at the conclusion of this week's Parsha that we should not go in the ways of Mitzrayim and Canaan. Harav Charlap explains that these are two opposite forces that challenge us. Mitztrayim tried to destroy our desire to grow. They enslaved us, they killed us. Canaan on the other hand is all about idolatry and licentiousness. It's about each person focused solely on themselves. The basis of idolatry and its underlying theology is what can the god do for me. What can it do for me materially and even spiritually.  Illicit relations are all about my personal physical enjoyment. Judaism proposes the opposite of that. Kedusha; holiness is focused on bringing Hashem down to this world and creating a home for Him that resides in this world as His glory fills the world, not me getting something from him. Marriage is called kiddushin because it is focused on uplifting our most personal drive and connecting it with someone else to reveal a higher purpose. To reveal holy matrimony. Hashem is amongst the two of us and we are wed k'daas moshe v'yisrael; to build a bayis ne'eman b'yisrael. We are not creating our own island. We are joined with a minyan for that marriage (these days in Israel it’s a maximum of 19 people) as we recognize it's all about joining an building us all together. It is from that union that a new life is born. That a new neshoma comes down. That Hashem's presence is increased in this world.

The title of both parshiyos that we read are perhaps revealing as to the ideas in them. Do you know when you are alone with Hashem. When it's just you and God like a Kohen Gadol on Yom Kippur? Acharey Mos… after you are dead. But as long as you are alive in this world we are charged Kedoshim tihiyu- be holy, ki kadosh Ani- Because I am holy. My holiness is Your Holiness. I can only be revealed through you. All of you. The poor, the one's you feel wronged you, the convert, the elderly and the children and their parents. All of you together in one big minyan. All of you appreciating that only together will I be revealed. Never just you alone.

Being in quarantine has given us a taste of a world without a community. For many of us this is the most time we have ever spent away from people, our friends and close ones. As well, it's the most time we have spent with our families, for those of us fortunate enough to have them with us. It's a time to get closest with those we are closest with that perhaps we haven't for too long. It's a time to get closest to ourselves as the usual distractions and hectic-ness of our lives has been put on pause. It's a time to relish in the closeness we can feel to Hashem. We can daven at home. It may even feel holier as there is a holiness in that pursuit. But I believe this is only an exercise for us for when we get back to Shul. Can we take that spirituality and tefilla that we experience and have uplifted and connect it to our fellow daveners? Can we reveal Hashem b'toch bnai yisrael? Can we make that holiness about Hashem? About bringing it together with all of Klal Yisrael?

 I believe that there is a Beis Hamikdash at the end of this tunnel that we are all in. It is that holy light that we will all walk in to together. Just as when we entered the sea all together on Pesach there was a great mountain and revelation that we were counting towards 7 weeks later.  It was truly magnificent. It was the most awesome holiest moment of the world because we all shared it together. We were all kadosh because we all reveled that holiness. There is one waiting for us at the end of our sefira count as well. And just as then, we stood with one heart and one man and brought the greatest revelation the world has ever experienced. So may it be once again this year. Together. A Beis Hamikdash will be so much cooler than our shuls. Think they'll let me daven for the amud?
Have a simply divine Shabbos,
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Ah mohl der vos iz noenter tsu der shul, iz alts vayter fun Got- Sometimes the nearer to the synagogue, is just farther from God.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
25) One of the first settlements established in Gush Etzion prior to the establishment of the
State of Israel:
A.    Alon Shvut 
B. Rehelim
  1. Efrat
  2. Kibbutz Revadim

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

https://youtu.be/3_EvEuFZczc  - Magnificent Avinu Shebashayim with 72 Chazanim for Israel's 72nd birthday

https://youtu.be/c2FvKGXXCJM   Ari Goldwag newest album Rak Hu and Yom Zeh Acapella

https://youtu.be/p9jlTLo_bWw     – I love this song We are Home- Kippa live…

https://youtu.be/n8G1T91RWDU - Maccabeats Yom Ha'atzmaut

https://youtu.be/hVdtknxHMCQ - Very moving Yom Ha'zikaron by the Kotel and the rooftops of Jerusalem…

https://youtu.be/yeCCwKcRVKQ  – Build the World- New Acapella Song by Joey Newcomb


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Acharey Mos /Kedoshim-Lifney Iver Michshol– Tripping up a "blind" man- There are not to many mitzvos that if you do what the Torah literally tells you that you shouldn't do, that you don't violate the commandment. I can't think of any others. Extra credit if you send one to me. But by the mitzva of "not placing a stumbling block in front of a blind man" according to Rashi and many other halachic authorities and commentaries one would not violate this commandment. Of course it would be prohibited under other not nice things that one shouldn't do. But the way that Rashi understands this mitzva is that it's not meant to be read literally. Rather Rashi learns that the torah is prohibiting giving bad advice to someone who is "blind" in a certain matter. The reason Rashi learns this way is because the verse ends that this is prohibited because one should fear God and that is generally a term that is used when one is only sinning in his heart and no one else knows. That would not be the case if one tripped a blind person. As well others note that the word used is lo sitein which means do not give a stumbling block. If it wanted to say do not place it should have said lo sasim. Thus Rashi learns it is not literal.

 The Talmud understands the prohibition to be that one should not give something to someone-that he would not otherwise be able to get- that would be a sin for him. Examples being passing some wine to a nazir who took a vow not to drink wine, or non-kosher to someone to eat, lending or arranging a loan for someone from fellow Jew with interest-which is a biblical prohibition or even to lend someone money without witnesses as that puts him into temptation to deny the loan ever took place. The Talmud even suggests that this is a sin for a Jew to sell to a non-Jew things for his idolatry, or food that would be prohibited to him such as limb that was taken from an animal still alive… (lobster?). Interestingly enough the Talmud even says one is prohibited from hitting his older son for discipline as the child in his  "blind" rage might lose control and hit the father back.

In the outreach world Rabbi Shlomo Zalman Aurbach discusses a question of giving food to someone that may not make a blessing or inviting them to your Shabbos table if they may drive there? Am I putting a stumbling block? He suggests that if there was a way that they could stay over without driving then one is in fact no violating the stumbling block as you have given them a way out. If they choose to take it or not is their business. As well if one feels that if they will feel hatred of Jews if they are not invited to a simcha or another place where there is food served, then that is also a sin and perhaps even a worse sin, as such one can invite them.

Finally in modern times the laws of lifney iver are applicable when one advertises or awakens feeling of jealously that is a sin of doing something that will make someone sin in one of the ten commandments of not coveting. We are meant to be modest as a result of this.  As well I saw an interesting discussion that if one is sick with a plague and he goes into a public area and coughs on people without warning them that he is sick- he is literally violating both the literal meaning of the text as he is causing other people who are "blind" to his condition to stumble into his sickness. As well he is causing people to sin in that they will hate and resent you and perhaps even all Jews as a result of your action. So wear a mask, stay safe and don't violate any mitzvos!


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Chana, Mother of Shmuel 931-879 BC – There are not too many women in the books of the prophets that receive much attention. Certainly not the positive kind. Being that much of the books are national historical stories it makes sense that stories would be male dominated narratives as women didn't play much of a public role in ancient times and pretty not much until the modern era. That's not to say they weren't important or notable. In fact our sages who are not known for being patronizing attribute many of the miracles and salvations as only coming because of the merit of the women., who it seems were less prone to sin then the men. But Chana is one of the few stand-out figures. Her incredible faith, prayer an;;0d;dedication inspires all Jewish women and melln forever. 0

Last week we mentioned how Penina the "other wife" of Elkana would taunt Chana in order to try to push her to daven harder or perhaps to do teshuva. What she didn't understand was that the reason Chana didn't have children is because in the words of our sages "Hashem likes the prayers of the righteous". Those prayers and the emotions that come about from the tzadikim's, particularly our Matriarch's, desire to merit to have children to serve Hashem are what has carried through all of our generations. It is an amazing thing in Israel that wherever you go to holy sites you will find Jewish mothers davening there. Their prayers come from the depths of their heart. And we learned how to do that from Chana and the prayers that she offered in Shilo.

The Navi tells us that she spoke on her heart. Our Rabbis tell us that she was one of those that spoke with chutzpa to Hashem. But it was fine. She looked at her body and asked Hashem why he gave her the body parts to have children but didn't actually give her any? It is interesting as well that it seems that Chana's prayer was a revolution in prayer. According to some commentaries most people until that time would daven out loud. This is before the period of organized three times a day prayer which was established after the destruction of the Temple. So people davened by asking Hashem out loud for what they wanted. "Bring rain", "give me parnassa", "Thank you for this ice cream", "Get rid of this plague". Chana however davened silently her mouth verbalized the words- which something else that we learn from her. But her voice was inaudible. Wherever one goes in Israel be it the Kotel, Kever Rachel or any holy place  here or around the world where we daven we can see at least the silent prayer of Shemona Esrei is recited precisely the way that Chana did. Verbalizing our thoughts and requests but silently. We don't need to scream at Hashem. We believe He is right next to us. But we do have to bring our hearts and thoughts out to this world in the form of prayer.

Eli, the High Priest who according to the midrash was appointed to be the judge of the Jews that day as well was unaccustomed to seeing prayer in such a fashion. Perhaps until that time it resembled more of the yelling in the forest that one sees around Meron, or the screaming in shuls that one can find in Karlin or Breslav. He accused her of being drunk, which of course teaches us the law that one shouldn't drink and pray. And you thought it was only driving that was a problem… She assures him that she is not drunk rather she is talking to Hashem who knows the depths of her heart. He blesses her and she returns back to Ramatayim Tzofim where she lived. With total faith she told her husband the good news and sure enough she became pregnant and the rest as we say is history…

We may not know where Chana is buried. Which is quite ironic as I'm sure it would have become a great pilgrimage site. Elkana her husband is buried on the road between Tzfat and Meron and there are those that visit there. Perhaps it is the humility of Chana who taught us prayer that we don't need her grave to daven at. Hashem is listening to our prayers where ever we are. May he answer all of them soon.


RABBI SCHWARTZ’S AND EVEN MORE TERRIBLE CORONA JOKES  OF THE WEEK

FUNNIEST MEME's of the WEEK

A study has shown that parents are limiting their children to one hour screen time every 60 minutes. This move comes after official government guidelines were updated to "do whatever it takes"

Corona is like flying on an airplane. All the goyim are watching movies while the Jews are making minyanim.

Abbot: WHO is the organization responsible for not warning everyone about Corona in time.
Costello: Who???

I'm raising money for my children's school Building Campaign
Building Name- Sold
Men's study Room-
Master Bedroom-
Kid's study-
Master Bedroom-
Mezuza x 16-
Windows x 25-
Kitchen-
Furniture-
Landscaping-
What an opportunity! Don't miss this chance of a lifetime and contribute generously

One day when all of civilization is extinct from Covid-19. I hope that whatever species inhabits the Earth will make chicken nuggets and cereal shapes out of us like we did for the dinosaurs.

There is a scam going on that I need to warn everyone about. There's an organization called Oorah that advertises "Cars for Kids". I called them and offered them one of my kids and they refused to give me a car.

My child asked me the other day when does summer vacation start?

Today I woke up early and showered, davened, learned a few hours, fixed everything my wife wanted me to do, did an hour of excersize workout, learned with my children, spoke to all my relatives and even caught up on all my paperwork. It's amazing how much you can accomplish when you are lying…

Wife: Do I look fat since this Corona virus started?
Husband: Well you were never really skinny?
Time of Death 4/25/2020 8:05 PM
Cause of Death: Corona virus

Do you think you're bored? Sir Isaac Newton invented Calculus during the Black Plague. Do you know how bored you have to be to invent Calculus?

Wanna hear a Corona Virus Joke? You probably won't get it…

Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot superglued to your shoulder..

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Answer is D–  Shmeezy…The visitor center in Gush Etzion and the whole story of the Gush are places I visit and share with people regularly. Revadim is one of the four pre-State settlements and the only one that was in fact non-religious. Sooo Got another one right my streak continues. One more week right and I'll be back in passing score territory as the score now stands at Schwartz 16 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Remeber When- Parshat Tazria / Metzora 5780/ 2020


Insights and Inspiration
from the
Holy Land
from
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz
"Your friend in Karmiel"
April 24th 2020 -Volume 10 Issue 27 30th Nissan 5780

Parshat Tazria / Metzora

Remember When

Do you remember when we would make fun of those silly Asians we would see walking around with those facemasks all over the place? On the buses, the trains, the planes…Who's laughing now? How about those germaphobes that used to Purell all the time or the ones that got all nervous when you double dip with your pita in the techina or with your French fries in their ketchup. I remember I had tourists, more than once, that would not sleep on hotel sheets and would always travel with their own sheets and pillow cases. Weird, right? Maybe not anymore.

How about when we would look down on those guys that never showed up in Shul. Or when we looked pitifully at those people who didn't have jobs and provide for their families and just sat at home (or Kollel…shhhh?) all day and asked the government for handouts? Or how those "in-towners (NY'ers)" couldn't understand how anyone could live in a city where there were not a selection of restaurants that one could eat out at all the time or avenues with stores of all kinds one could shop in. "Real" cities, they said, have minyan factories, hundreds of shiurim and classes and mikvas for every preference and a good shvitz to boot. Well guess what? They're shopping at the same two stores and getting deliveries and are not eating out and are learning all their Torah online just like the guy in Birmingham Alabama is.

Let's not forget how we once looked at simchas. Remember how we thought so many people were doing these extravagant showy bar mitzvas, weddings, vorts and even upsherins. What an ayin hara, we thought. How show-offy! Or on the other hand how some other people just did it so cheap and simple not even bakvodik? Like those Israeli wedding factories with a piece of schnitzel and some leftover salatim from Shabbos. How we looked at them as well as affairs that really didn't provide the proper respect due to the special occasion. Maybe it was good for them, but c'mon it's getting a little carried away. It seems nobody knew how to make a real "bata'aamteh" simcha like we did. Well guess what? Now we're all doing it the same way. And everyone thinks its very bat'aamte. For someone else at least...

We are living in a world where the NY'ers are like out-of towners, where the minyan and shiur-goers are like the guys who never showed, and where we all walk around outside like germaphobic Asians waiting for our government check like the Kollel guy as we're marrying our children in our backyard for a buck fifty and keep the change. Welcome to our 2020/5780 Corona world. We sit at home. We hit the fridge. We try to entertain and maybe even educate our kids. (Remember when we thought Rebbeim and teachers had easy cop-out jobs because they didn't want to get "real" ones?) Learn a little, daven a little, socialize a little on zoom. My bedroom slippers are getting worn out. They're Crocs. They're not supposed to wear out. I've had them for five years. Slippers don't wear out. I very rarely wore slippers (much to my superstitious mother's consternation who felt that walking around in socks is a bad sign, as that's what mourners do). But now they are getting holes in the bottom. It feels like we are in some type of Science Fiction movie from a bizarre apocalyptical future. Or perhaps it is maybe out of some biblical plague-filled past.

The siren went off this past week for Yom Hashoah- Israel's Holocaust Memorial day. Normally when the siren goes off it is jarring, because it snaps everyone out of their busy daze. Traffic comes to halt.  Buses stop. People stand in one spot and hold a moment of silence or recite psalms. It's like the whole world has been put on a pause for that moment. And then it goes back to normal. This year the world has been on pause for two months already. The siren actually did just the opposite. Rather than cut through all the noise it broke through the already deafening silent streets. It pierced everyone's home, everyone's loneliness and isolation. It was like that shofar blast on Rosh Hashana when everyone is already silent and waiting and the Shofar moves us to the next level. To the deepest depths of oneself.  That's where we are meant to be finding ourselves.

This week's Torah portion is one that couldn't get more relevant in its description of that personal plague filled existence. It describes the metzora, the person who has been put into isolation because of a physical manifestation in the form of a blemish for a spiritual malady that he is suffering from. The Metzora kind of looks like a lot of us do these past few months. He is unkempt and not shaving, wearing ripped clothing or pajamas, he rarely goes out except for his important purchases and when he does he has to wear a face mask that covers his mouth. The reason though is not necessarily because his tzora'as is contagious. It isn't. It is though, the commentaries suggest, because his spiritual sickness is. In fact, it's toxic.

See tzora'as comes because our metzora was someone that engaged in lashon hara- speaking badly about others. According to our sages in the Talmud (Bava Basra 165.), most people are guilty of some type of gezel- thievery or financial impropriety and there are a minority of people that fall into prohibited illicit relationships. But everyone is guilt of some form of Lashon Hara. Everyone. It is the most toxic of all sins. The most contagious. As well it is the most damaging. And it has its start right from the beginning of the world when the snake convinced Eve to eat from the tree by bad-mouthing God who is trying to keep it all for Himself. Interestingly enough Adam and Eve were then sent to isolation from Hashem being thrown "out of the camp" as a result of that sin.

That sin reflects itself in the form of blemishes that pop out on one's own body. There is a message in that. The Metzora has been busy trying to find or spread blemishes in or about others. Take a look at your own. A long hard look, while in isolation, where all you can see are your own. The verse tells us

Vayikra (13:44-45) He is a man afflicted with tzara'ath; he is unclean. The kohen shall pronounce him tamey -impure; his nega-blemish is on his head. And the person with tzara'ath, in whom there is the blemish, his garments shall be torn, his head shall be unshorn, he shall cover himself down to his mustache and call out, "Tamey Tamey -Impure! Impure!". All the days the blemish is upon him, he shall remain unclean. He is unclean; he shall dwell isolated; his dwelling shall be outside the camp.

The Klei Yakar notes that the laws of tearing his garments, not cutting his hair, covering his face and being put in quarantine lockdown, is applicable to a metzora who has a blemish on any part of his body. Yet for some reason the Torah connects it to the specific law of tzara'as of the head. As well if he's in isolation, what is this calling out and saying "tamey tamey". Who's he talking to? One last question and strange thing about these laws is that unlike any other form of tum'ah impurity. The metzora is only impure and tamey when the Kohen sees it and declares it thus. If no one sees it… he ain't tamey. Why is that?

 The answer and message perhaps is, that the blemish and tzora'as that he sees on himself is really a result of him seeing the bad and blemishes in others. We have a rule kol ha'posel b'mumo posel- he who finds fault and see imperfection in others it's because it is really a projection of a flaw that is within himself. Do you know where the source of all blemishes is from? The head. It's all in the way we think about the world, about others. The way we judge them and the way we look at them. Just because someone is different, behaves differently, acts in ways you might feel are inappropriate, irresponsible, cheap, show-offy, immature… I don't know…Whatever way you (I) looked at others negatively. Guess what? We are creating something toxic- a nega- if you will, in our head. The Metzora calls out "tamey tamey"- he is talking to himself. He is saying I am tamey because I saw others as tamey. That is the week or two-week long conversation he is having with himself during his personal pandemic.

We all have blemishes, flaws, contradictions, sins but somehow we don't see them or judge them. We may even avoid dealing with them because we say to ourselves "but we're not as bad as he/she is". The more and the more we do that, the more and more toxic and contagious we become. The more we need a Kohen to come and tell us that the blemish is really in our own head. We are the metzoras. The blemishes only come out when they are seen by another. When someone looks at someone else. That is the lesson the Torah is teaching us. The Kohen takes a long hard look at us. And we then are meant to take a long hard look at all the blemishes we found in others and see them in ourselves. It's the reason Hashem hits him with the plague. It's the purpose of why one goes into isolation.

There is nobody in the entire world that the Corona virus hasn't said Shalom Aleychem to, in one form or another. It could be in the most tragic of ways; with sickness or death of a loved one. It could be by hitting our income, it could be by simply inconveniencing our plans and lifestyle our simchas and our shuls and social gatherings. We have all been put into isolation in some form of another and we can all remember how we used to look at people and the world before this plague hit us. The metzora comes out of his room and is pronounced tahor- pure once again only when the Kohen sees him and pronounces him such. Becoming pure means being able to look at someone who had the worst spiritual blemishes and stating that he is pure. I don't see any of that old stuff. I don't see any negativity. In the famous words of the letter of the Chasidic master Reb Elimelech of Lizensk "shnire'h kol echad ma'alas chavareinu"- we see the greatness in one another v'lo chesronum- and not their flaws or their lacking. It is the work we are meant to be doing in this period of the counting of Omer when the students of Rabbi Akiva died because they couldn't find that honor in their friends.

Hashem has given all of us a lot of time to do that incredibly challenging work. There is a siren piercing our silence and isolation.We are so programmed in our information, shmutz, scandal and negativity finding world we are all metzoras. Even in this isolation there are people we are looking out at and judging and blaming for the spread of the crisis. We are calling them tamey and failing to see the tumah within ourselves. The toxicity level, as far as I see, hasn't tapered off at all. Am I prepared to look at all those people I judge and think about and find their beauty? Can I stop seeing their flaws? Is the nega still in my head? Or will I still remember them the same disparaging way that I did before all of this started? The month of Iyar that we welcome this Shabbos our sages tell us can be read as an acronym for the verse Ani Hashem Rofecha- I am Hashem your healer. May Hashem this month bring us that Kohen Gadol who will declare finally that all of us have finally been purified.

Have a purely peaceful Shabbos and a healing Chodesh Iyar
Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz


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RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Az oif dem hartsen iz bitter, helft nit in moil kain tsuker."-. If there’s bitterness in the heart, sugar in the mouth won’t make it sweeter.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK


https://youtu.be/GX9EKy6DZE0 - Good old classic Tear drop on the floor Corona edition original Moshe Yess Megama. Great!

https://youtu.be/ab0ltBkrl4k  - Motty Illowitz moving Yiddish video and song  Vanitza'ak inspiring.

https://youtu.be/Uy51veQyDEA    – Beautiful singing Yishai Ribo Natan Goshen Achakeh Lo a beautiful acapella

https://youtu.be/4rvu8qHiEEM – in honor of Yom Ha'atzamaut Israel's 72nd birthday Home by Maccabeats!



RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK
answer below at end of Email
24) The founder of Havat HaAlamot (“the maidens’ farm”) was:
A.    Rachel the poetess (Rachel ha’meshoreret)
  1. Golda Meirson
  2. Manya Shochat
  3. Hana Meisel

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/MITZVA CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

Parshat Tazria/Metzora-V'Huva el Ha'Kohen– Metzora today?-The parshiyos this week discuss perhaps one of the more seemingly esoteric mitzvos of the Torah; the laws of the Metzora. In a nutshell tzora'as is some form of a spiritual generated blemish or growth- resembling a form of leprosy-that can form on a person, one's clothing or house. It comes in many colors and the Torah elaborates on its descriptions. In order for the tzora'as to be declared impure and thus making the person or object impure or tamey it must be viewed or seen by a Kohen who declares it thus.

If it falls on a person he is sent out of the camp for a period of at least week up till the time it clears up, if it's uncertain he is quarantined until a second examination takes place. The metzora outside of the camp is not allowed to be in contact with others. He is like a mourner who allows his hair to grow and rips his clothing and he covers his face with a mask (sound familiar) and has to declare to all that his is tamei.

When it clears up and the Kohen declares that he has been cured, he undergoes a purification process. The process has much symbolism and heebeejeebee type of stuff to it, which I'm not going to get into here. Look it up on your own if you wish to find out about it. But this is what it is. All of the metzora's bodily hair is shaved and his clothes cleaned. We take two birds and slaughter one and pour its blood and poured into a earthenware vessel. That mixture of blood was then sprinkled using cedarwood (a tall tree) hyssop (a lowly bush-today's zaatar comes from it) and a red string (called tolaat shani) and sprinkled on the Metzora. The other bird was dipped into the mixture as well and set free. The Metzora would then wait another 7 days, shave off whatever hair grew purify himself and bring offerings in the temple where the blood of the offerings would be sprinkled on parts of his body as well. Yeah… I told you strange estoric stuff that seemingly isn't relative to us today…. Or is it?

See the Rambam who counts at least 6 mitzvos having to do with Metzora quotes early sources and rules that the laws of Metzora are applicable for all times even without out the Temple and even- get this- outside of Israel! In fact, the Talmud tells us stories post Temple where they had Kohanim that purified metzoras. Now sure we cannot bring the offerings that a Metzora needs to bring for total purification without a Temple. But seemingly the rest of laws should all apply. In fact, the great Tifferes Yisrael in the 1800's notes that he asked Rebbi Akiva Eiger one of the leading halachi authorities of his time, this very question and Rabbi Akiva Eiger said he himself was not sure why the laws would not apply today.

Now there are a few laws that this would be relevant to and a few approaches to why it is not in force. The first is there seems to be a mitzva to go to the Kohen. In fact the Chinuch even lists this as biblical mitzva. He suggests that perhaps it is not practiced because there are no Kohanim or tradition that is possessed by them as to how to properly identify what is and isn't tzora’as. But that in itself seems to be problematic. We are a people that passed down our laws and traditions about everything. If this is something that is for all times why wasn't it passed down?

So the Tifferes Yisrael suggests that the reason it is not in practice is because the law is that part of the purification process would be that the metzora's entire bodily hair is meant to be shaved with a razor. This is despite the fact that normally it is prohibited to shave with a razor ones facial hair biblically (electric shavers that are not right up to the skin are fine according to most authorities). This is a special dispensation and mitzva of a positive commandment (for the metzora to shave) knocking out the negative commandment (to shave with a razor) called asey doche lo sa'aseh. This can only be done if have a Kohen who we are positive of his kohanic lineage. Since today we're not so sure therefore the law fell out of use and was forgotten.

Seemingly that logic would only apply to purifying the metzora. However there would still seem to be an obligation even today to bring him to a Kohen and to establish him as a Metzora and why should that have been lost and stopped. As well what about the blemishes on one's house or clothing where the law is that they have to be purified or destroyed shouldn't those laws have still been kept and in force. So there are those that suggest that perhaps since we cannot make him pure than we no longer have the ability to make him impure either. The Ohr Samayach suggests that once we did not any longer know what was the tola'at shani- red string specifically so than as well it became impossible to purify and thus we no longer made one tamey.

On a more mystical level I have heard it said that Hashem only brings tzora'as which is a reflection of a spiritual malady when it serves as a purpose to lift one up. One has to be on a higher spiritual level than we are today for that to work. Today due to our sins and the level of tuma'ah we are in Hashem has made it that our bodies are no longer sensitive to our spiritual infractions. We're not at the level that it would inspire us anymore for teshuva. Thus mystically Hashem no longer uses that method to awaken us to turn to him. Sadly and tragically we undergo many other worse wake up calls. Hopefully we will not need anymore.


RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Shmuel/ Samuel 931-879 BC – The book of Shmuel begins with the story of his birth and his mother Chana's prayers on his behalf. We are introduced to his father Elkana and his two wives Penina and Chana who live in the village called Ramatayim Tzofim. Where exactly is the place has been a subject of discussion for centuries if not longer. Another related question seems to be if this the same place that is called Rama where Shmuel is buried. If that is the case then it certainly is not in the place called Nebi Samuel or the Tomb of Shmuel Hanavi today, as that is clearly in the portion of Binyamin and not as our verses tell us in the portion of the tribe of Ephraim which would be in the Shomron. However even if the burial place is different than the one in mt. Ephraim and in the portion of Binyamin It wouldn't be where the tomb is. In fact the area of the tomb of Shmuel as being such really has its roots in the Crusaders in the 11th century who upon first seeing Jerusalem which they would conquer from there sought to give it some biblical significance.

So where is Rama in Mt. Ephraim? In early times there were those that placed it near, Ramla, Ramalla, Tzuba all which have been pretty much debunked. The most probable location is right outside of the yishuv Karnei Shomron not far from Shiloh or alternatively near the yishuv called Neve Tzuf not far from ancient Beit El.

Ok so now that we got the location what's the story? So we are told that Elkana would go to the Mishkan which was in Shilo at the time- which can today be visited at Tel Shilo in the Shomron (well not actually today because of Corona, but you get what a mean…) To bring sacrifices to Hashem and to pray for his wife Chana to have children. See wife number two Penina had lots of kids. Chana was infertile. The offerings Elkana would bring were Peace offerings in which the offering was shared by the Kohen who at the time were the children of Eli, and the person bringing the offering, and part would be brought on the altar of Hashem. Elkana would give Penina and her children all to share one portion while Chana would get one all to herself. It was Elkana's way of consoling her. But it didn't help. It probably even made it worse. Here she is eating alone…

Penina felt that Chana wasn't davening enough and she would harass her… We all know women like that. They think they are doing something for your good, but really they are just being insensitive and hurting them with their great ideas of things you should do better to fix your problem. It's a very Jewish and certainly Israeli nosy thing to do. But Chana was devastated she comes to the Mishkan to pray and she is so distraught she speaks to Hashem and makes an oath promising that if Hashem will give her a son she will dedicate him entirely to God and he will be a Nazir.

Next week we will talk about the impact and fulfillment of the lessons of Chana's prayer where we learn many laws of prayer from.

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S AND EVEN MORE TERRIBLE CORONA JOKES  OF THE WEEK

FUNNIEST MEME's of the WEEK
Napping tip of the week: if you want to nap during the week while the kids are home, just say "Wake me up in 30 minutes so we can clean the house". They will then literally do anything so as not to wake you up.

What surprises me the most about this Corona virus is that it has accomplished something that women have been trying to do for ages. Cancel all sports, shut down all bars and keep men at home.

Calculate your next travel destination
1)      Pick a number between 1-9
2)      Multiply it by 3
3)      Add 3 to it
4)      Multiply it by 3 again
5)      Add the two digit numbers together
6)      The number you get is where you will be traveling

1)      Singapore
2)      Spain
3)      Africa
4)      Israel
5)      Russia
6)      Australia
7)      Thailand
8)      England
9)      Your living room
10)  Yosemite
11)  France
12)  Alaska
13)  Greece

I was talking to my Israeli dietician the other day and she asked me if I want to talk about the "elephant in the room". I told her that I didn't know they had that expression in Hebrew as well. She asked me what expression…

After listening Linda, his human complain for 12 days as she complained for hours Sparky realized he was not cut out to be an emotional support dog.

My lockdown routine
Wake up – eat
Shower- eat
Read- eat
Nap- eat
Surf on my computer- eat
Shower- eat
Sleep- eat
Rep-eat


Taking your temperature when you go into the Supermarket is really exaggerated. Have you ever seen a man with 101 degree temperature go out and do some shopping.

I'm not sure what to do this summer… Do I look in the closet and try to find my shorts and see if they still fit or should I just cut the legs off my pajamas

A month and some into the quarantine and my son asked me why I'm talking to myself. I told him that I am in parent teacher conferences with his teacher…

As Israel celebrates its 72nd birthday it's traditional Yom Ha'atzmaut celebrations has been canceled because at 72 years old it is in the at risk age group

Asking for a friend if my car is parked is there a point on putting an Israeli flag on it for Yom Ha'atzmaut?

I was pulled over by a cop the other day he told me that my breath smelled of alcohol. I told him that it was because he was not watching his social distance

Can some please explain me why there is no vaccine yet for a virus that can be killed with alcohol and soap gell?

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Answer is D–  OK I'm doing well. This one I found pretty easy. Chana Meisel was famous for starting this farm right outside of Tiverya to train women to be farmers. Rachel Hameshoreret was there as well. Golda Meirson AKA Golda Meir and Manya Shochat were both involved in Kibuutz work although I don't think either trained there. It's definitely an interesting place to visit and interesting story that really had a big part in the early chalutzim pioneer kibbutz movement, although I don't think I ever brought tourists there. Maybe one day when this whole thing clears up. So the score now stands at Schwartz 15 and 9 for MOT (Ministry of Tourism) on this exam. I still don't have a passing score yet on this exam but I'm getting closer…