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Thursday, April 22, 2021

Have I Got A Job for you!- Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim 2021/5781

 

Insights and Inspiration

from the

Holy Land

from

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

 "Your friend in Karmiel"

April 23rd 2021 -Volume 11 Issue 28 11th Iyar 5781

Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim

 Have I Got a Job for you!

I'm not thinking of changing careers. I love tour guiding, I love being a Rabbi and I love writing. Hopefully this Corona thing will be over soon and I can go back once again as I did in the past. Yeah, I know that I, as well as everyone, never dreamed it could last this long. But Hashem has His plan, and he wanted me to have a year off-a shemitta year if you will; although now we've entered into tosefeset shemitta time frame (that's the overlap that goes into the year following the sabbatical year). But I'm still not changing jobs. Once you're doing what you love for too long… it's hard to find anything else that even comes close.

No, it wasn't any earnest desire to find out what else I might be qualified for that motivated me to click on that link in my E-Mail to take a quick career quiz. It was merely boredom and curiousity. Can they really peg me in 15 or 20 questions or so? Are there other job options out there that might give me the same inspiration? So I gave it a try. I didn't like what it said. So I googled and found another quiz and tried that one. I didn't like what that one said either. Nor the next 6 that I spent the next hour taking. Hmmm…I really do have too much time on my hand, maybe I should get a job?  But these quizzes were certainly not the solution. I don't care how many quizzes tell me I should be an Environmental Health officer, Dietician, Credit adviser or get this … Driving instructor. Is there anyone out there that thinks that is me? Who writes these things anyways? One of the quizzes did say I would make a great Senator. Which I guess in Israel the equivalent would be running for Knesset. I'm not taking that as a compliment either… I'll stick with my unemployed day job thank you…

I recently did a great tour for Mishpacha on the Sanhedrin trail (check out the link below). One of the exciting discoveries along that site in the Mishnaic city of Usha that I wrote about was the solving of the riddle of what the job of one of the Tanaim, Reb Yitzchak Nafcha was. See, the last name Nafcha could either be translated as glassblower or blacksmith. Interestingly enough tools for both vocations were found. So I guess we'll have to wait for Eliyahu Ha'navi or the techiyat ha'meisim-resurrection to ask him personally.

But that tour got me thinking about the different careers our sages in the time of the Mishna took for themselves. See, back then, certainly according to the Rambam, almost all of the sages worked for a living. It was pretty rare for the average yeshiva guy to sit and learn as a career. Bills had to be paid, food had to be put on the table and in fact most of them (again according to the Rambam at least) felt it was more honorable to be supporting themselves than to rely on the community or family members to support them. No one made jokes back then like the one I heard last week. What's the difference between a Yeshiva guy and a cell phone? A cellphone comes with a plan! Ouch! Ouch! And Ouch again!!!

But that's really not the point I'm trying to make either. Today it's a different world perhaps, different opportunities and each generation has its Torah leaders to guide us as to what we are meant to be doing. Rather my point is that the fact that Chazal feel it's important to share with us what various jobs each particular Rabbi had is also Torah. As much as we can learn about our Rabbis from their personal teachings and dictums particularly of Pirkey Avot that we learn this time of year, we also can learn and appreciate who they were based on their chosen occupations. Certainly as a tour guide who takes people to graves of tzadikim I believe that part of that pilgrimage and the prayers we say to Hashem we recite at these holy sites is to connect to the personality of the specific tzadik and their inspiration. If we don't do that than we may as well just daven in shul or at the Kotel. So I always try to look for angles, anecdotes and teachings to share with my tourists and what better place to start then with their career choices.

This week we read the parshiyot of Acharey Mos and Kedoshim. The old yeshivish joke is that when someone is alive there are always people that will try to knock them. After they die though- acharey mos- they become kedoshim- holy people we forget all of the past. There is certainly an element of truth to that. As well, by the Torah introducing the laws of the Yom Kippur service with these words and the recounting of the death of Aharon's children, our Rabbis derive that the death of the righteous and the learning from their lives can serve as much of an atonement as Yom Kippur can. It's the reason why we recall the 10 martyrs who were killed in the period of the Mishna as part of our Yom Kippur davening. And it is perhaps why as well this parsha is followed with the laws of forbidden relations and all of the basic mitzvos recounted in parshat Kedoshim in the second parsha. It's the simple mitzvos, actions, and everyday observant lifestyle of our tzadikim that we are meant to learn from and become Kedoshim ourselves.

Two of the most famous and greatest of our Rabbis were Hillel and Shamai. Their disputes are legendary, the differences in their personalities are discussed in various places in the Talmud and their students were the future leaders of the Jewish people. Although they both lived at the end of the period of the second Beit HaMikdash, they set the tone and direction for the nation for the next 2000 years, placing Torah study as the central focal point of the Jewish people rather than the Temple and its service which by their era was already in serious spiritual decline. In essence that legacy of theirs is what has kept us a nation in our Exile through the persecution and dispersion we suffered to all corners of the earth. Who were these great men and what did they do for a living?

Now some of you may be familiar with Hillel's occupation from the famous story in the Talmud of how he was a woodchopper who would bring half his earnings to pay for entrance to the Beit Midrash. Remember how he didn't have money once and he climbed up on the roof and almost froze to death under the snow trying to listen in to the Torah discourse? I just want to focus on the part of that story that gets glossed over. He was a lumberjack, as we called it back in the day. Y'know, with those flannel plaid red and black shirts and overalls with an axe slung over his shoulder. Think Jewish Paul Bunyan. Lumberjacks are not small people. I hate to shatter that image of Hillel as this long white bearded short skinny frail Rabbi. He wasn't. He climbed up a roof, because he could and figured he wouldn't die. I don't do that and that's even before Corona had me sitting on a couch for a year.

Shammai, on the other hand was in a decidedly more Jewish occupation. He was in the "cunstrukshin bizness" as my friends in "Muhnsey" like to call it. He was a builder. Now I'm sure like most Jews in the field, he didn't actually do the manual labor part. He contracted and oversaw. Yet, I do believe that it's important to recognize and appreciate that Chazal tell us these occupations to let us know that they had, what my mother would call, "Day Jobs". They 'woiked' for a living.

There's an even deeper reason, though, why we are meant to know what each their occupations were. As all these quizzes on the internet and the entire industry of coaches and guidance counselors show us, our jobs fit our personality types. On an even deeper and more spiritual level, the jobs that we do should reflect and connect with the essence of each of our souls. Hashem gave each of us kochos ha'nefesh- inner strengths and natural skills. The successful person finds the job that maximizes, develops and utilizes those skills. Hillel and Shamai were certainly successful. So to understand them, let's understand the skills and differences between the lumberjack and the builder.

Perhaps we can best understand and see the difference as it played out in the three famous stories the Talmud in Shabbos shares with us about the prospective converts that came to them. Let's call them Joe, Jack and Bob. Joe, the first one to come, wanted to convert on the condition that he only be taught the written Torah. He didn't believe in the authenticity of the divine nature of the 2000-year-old tradition of its interpretation that had been passed down along with it. Shamai threw him out in anger. Hillel on the other hand took him in. On day one he taught Joe the first four letters of the aleph beis. On day two though he switched around the order and told him the opposite. Joe objected. This wasn't what you said yesterday. Hillel showed him from this that even to learn the written law one needs to come onto some form of Oral tradition. So once Joe already had to buy into the concept of a tradition, he may as well go the full nine yards.

Jack was next. He came to Shamai and demanded he convert him on the condition that he be taught the entire Torah while standing on one foot. Shamai, once again naturally refused. This time though the Talmud tells us that Shamai yanked out his measuring meter stick, that all these guys in the construction industry carry with them in their pocket, and pushed him away with it. This seems to be an extraneous detail. But let's see if we can put it together. Hillel on the other hand took him in and seemingly paraphrasing the golden rule of Rabbi Akiva that is in this week's Parsha of 'Love your fellow man like yourself' Hillel told him '

"That which is hateful upon you don't do to others- this is the entire Torah, the rest is commentary upon this go and learn it."

I'm sure Jack was quite relieved that he didn't pull out his axe, right? But perhaps in a way he did. For rather than quoting him the Torah's verse that is the positive sense to love your friend. Hillel chopped it down to the negative sense. Don't do bad. Or as the first rule of Doctoring is 'not to do any harm'.

Finally, we have the last story where Bob pops on over to Shamai's place. Perhaps this story and all of them took place by his construction site, where he had his measuring stick handy. Bob wanted to be converted on the condition that he be able to become Kohen Gadol He had heard that they wear really cool threads and wanted to get in on the scene. Once again Shamai yanked out that measuring stick and pushed him away, while Hillel embraced him and took him in. In Bob's case Hillel started learning with him the laws of the High Priest. When they arrived at the verse that prohibits even King David from wearing the Kohen Gadol's clothing, the man understood that if a regular Jew who is like the child of Hashem can't wear the garments than certainly a convert, who just joined the party, wouldn't be entitled to wearing them. Bob then headed back to Shamai and pretty much shared with him that all Shamai needed to have told him was that he couldn't be a Kohen Gadol. It seems he would've been fine with that. The epilogue of the story is that it seems that Joe, Jack and Bob all met up one day and recounted their stories and they came to the conclusion that

'the strict nature of Shamai sought to deter them from the world, while the humility of Hillel brought them under the wings of the Shechina".

Three stories, three almost opposing responses and we are introduced to the process or MO of the woodchopper Hillel and the builder Shammai. What is difference between those two jobs? A builder or construction guy's job is primarily to make sure that everything fits nicely into its place. There are no discolored tiles or bricks, the beams and roof all fit nicely into one another. Everything must measure up. If part of your house or building's foundation is made with faulty or defective material, the entire thing will collapse. The character trait that is most essential is to be a details person; to see in their mind the big picture that is being built and how everything falls into place.

A woodchopper or lumberjack on the other hand has almost the opposite job description. His job is to cut those trees down to the right size. As long as the trees are strong and have the necessary ingredients, then with a little bit of trimming here and a few chop chops there it can be made to fit nicely in the building. The woodchopper does not really care about how the tree looks now. It may be tall, short, thin, fat, lots of leaves or fruits hanging from it. That doesn't bother him. His only concern is if it has the necessary qualifications to fit into the building needs or not. His job is merely to estimate the potential.

When Joe, our first convert comes in and doesn't want to accept the oral tradition, Shamai doesn't even need to pull out his measuring stick to that this guy can't fit. The written Torah without the Oral tradition is like using styrofoam to build a brick house. Of course the contractor is just going to be angry at his supplier and send it right back to the shop, along with a few choice words in Yiddish. Hillel on the other hand is not looking at the house. He's looking at the material. The material wants to be in the house. Joe, believes in Hashem. He believes in the Torah. Hillel doesn't see a world being built as Shamai does. He sees wings of the Shechina that one is being brought under. Sure, we will have to find the right place for this person. We need to show and explain to him that this is not a styrofoam building. It's an eternal nation that he will be part of. But he can also have a place in it if he wants. The lumberjack will get him to where he needs to be.

The next two converts really come down to the same idea. Whereas Shamai understands that they are willing to accept the Torah and become part of the world we are building. But they want it to be one stripe, one dictum that all are bound by, one set of clothing for everyone. Shamai yanks out his measuring meter, the Chasam Sofer explains, to show them houses aren't build that way. There are Kollel guys, there are builders, there are falafel makers, there are tour guides, there are kings and Kohanim. Each has its own size. Each has to have a place. You can't use the same tile you use for the bathroom in the kitchen. He pushes them away. Ideas like Jacks's or Bob's will ruin the house/world he has been contracted to build. They don't measure up

Hillel on the other hand doesn't see a house. That's not his job set. He sees potential. The potential is premised on the most basic of human emotions; self-love and self-worth. Why is V'Ahavta L'rayacha Kamocha the greatest rule in the Torah? Why is the love that I am obligated to have for others premised on the love one has for oneself? The answer, suggested by almost all the commentaries, is that one can only truly love someone when we have an appreciation of how loved and special we are ourselves. Sure, we can do things for one another out of a sense of compassion, guilt, or obligation. But that's not love. Love comes from a place that I appreciate that I am child of Hashem that was placed on this earth by my loving Father because I have an essential role in creation. Hashem put me here because I have a job to do that no one else can do. He planted that seed specifically because he wanted me to grow and be part of his building. That is the way the woodchopper looks at every tree in that forest.

He explains that Jack by telling him that if there are things in life that bother you, it is because you have a sense of love for yourself. You may not even appreciate that yet, but that's alright. Just utilize that self-understanding on its lowest level and then learn more and more about who you are. What are the things that make you feel good in life. Take a career quiz, a life quiz. Discover what inspires you. What role you have to play and the tree that you need to be to where your loving Father can rests its loving wings.

We read these parshas of Acharey Mos- Kedoshim always during the days of sefirat ha'Omer. More than any time of year this is the period that we are meant to be focused on our daily personal growth. On the one hand we have the vision of Yom Kippur and its service and the highest spiritual aspirations. Yet, at the same time we have parshat Kedoshim, of the day to day laws that truly make us holy through the multitude of mitzvos we fulfill and sins that we avoid.

We read this during the spring as trees are growing around us and that feeling of love and potential is in the air. We remember those students of Rabbi Akiva that didn't keep that golden rule of his. They didn't find the innate kavod and honor that each person possesses. They didn't see that potential. They saw themselves as builders, as our sages tell us Torah scholars are meant to be (al tikri banayich ela bonayich).  This is the time of year when we should all be finding our inner potential. In a little over three weeks we will remember how Hashem spoke to each of us on Har Sinai. He didn't just speak to all of us. He spoke to each of us. We were all important. We all have a letter and place in the Torah. And we all have a place in building that Home where the Shechina will rest its wings once again in Yerushalayim.

Have a stupendous Shabbos,

Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

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 RABBI SCHWARTZ’S FAVORITE YIDDISH PROVERB OF THE WEEK

" Ver es hot di hak, git dem knak " – He who has the ax gives the whacks         

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

25) A settlement that was destroyed in the War of Independence:

A) Nataf

B) Mishmar Hayarden

C) Efrat

D) Bnei Yehuda

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S COOL VIDEO  OF THE WEEK

 

https://youtu.be/yjD6vJEPhkE    Hear what 500 yeshiva students can do at an incredible Cantorial Acapella song event Shochen Ad!

https://youtu.be/-o5eY17vG90Ah Yiddishe Mama…Chasidish Acapella

 

https://youtu.be/hEaVZ_DaT40   - How to get your brother out of bed Acapella!

 

https://youtu.be/J6UcozPpJvs  Maccabeats-Megilat Ha'Atzmaut song?

 

https://youtu.be/iAhgI7TYZmg  -Singing this song all weeklong. Benny Friedman a Yid never cries acapella version

 

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S PARSHA/ ERETZ YISRAEL CONNECTION OF THE WEEK

A Sensitive Land – Parshat Acharey Mos- Kedoshim – The end of Parshat Acharey Mos tells us something special and unique about Eretz Yisrael that is not like any other country in the world. It seems our holy land has a very sensitive stomach. After telling us about all of the prohibited incestuous and forbidden relationships and abominations that we need to refrain from that the previous Canaanite nations engaged in, Hashem tells us that if we partake in any of them the land will vomit us out. Whereas the other nations engaged in everything bad and they were being vomited up, if we only partake in even a portion of these acts we are at serious risk of being chucked up and out.

 There is a story told about Reb Leib Chasman the Mashgiach in the Chevron Yeshiva in the early days of the State who was found by one of his students pacing nervously and fretting in his offie one day. His student asked him what he was so nervous about. Reb Leib told him that he had just heard about some of the terrible sins that were taking place in some of the new secular Kibbutzim that had opened up. When the student asked his Rebbi why this was so concerning to him. Reb Leib answered

 " Don't you know that the Torah tells us that if we are metamey and contaminate the land as the Cannanites did, that it will spit us up and we will be forced to go into exile once again?! If it was just me that would be tragic, but I will have no choice and I will go. But my Rebbetzin has a broken leg and is not well. How will she make it? How could she go?"

 It was real to him and it should be real and frightening to us. The Dubna Magid explains that there is a benefit to this weak stomach of Israel as well. As is his style he does so with a parable. He tells the story of an only daughter of a wealthy man who was looking for the best top bachur for his daughter. He had thought he had found one, but after a few years his daughter realized he wasn't all he was cracked up to be. While she thought he was sitting and studying all day in reality he was hanging out in the coffee room schmoozing. While she thought he was going to davening in the morning early he was just hanging out at the bagel shop and fressing. When he was supposedly learning late at night it turns out he was hanging out in casinos and gambling. Needless to say she divorced him. 

Not long after she got remarried. Her second husband wasn't the top guy in yeshiva, in fact he was pretty average. But he was nice, he learned he just wasn't extraordinary. But for a second husband he was just right. The only problem is because of her past trauma, she would get very nervous if her husband hung out too late, or of he didn't go directly to davening or if he wasn't so meticulous about his mitzvos. When the young man complained once to her father about this annoying trait of hers. His Father-in-law told him that he had to give her a break. It was only because of what she underwent with her first husband that she was so sensitive about his behavior. She didn't want it to happen again.

But when the boy persisted and asked why he would have to suffer for the first guy's sins. His father explained, that it was only because she had already been married that he even got through the door in the first place. Otherwise she would never have looked twice at him. So he should accept it gracefully

 Similarly, the Magid says is Eretz Yisrael. Yes, it is a sensitive land. But that's only because of all of the trauma it underwent. But yet at the same time, it's relationship with us despite it's weak stomach and critical sensitive nature is one where it will always appreciate the things that we do even more so. It's first husband were abusive. They removed all its spirituality and the greatness it aspired for. When Am Yisrael comes to the land even the most average of Jews is miles ahead of what it went through. And thus yes, it may push us to be better and greater. But at the same time. It's only because it appreciates us so much more. Isn't it nice when your land actually is your bashert!

 RABBI SCHWARTZ'S ERA’S AND THEIR PLACES AND PEOPLE IN ISRAEL OF THE WEEK

Dovid and Batsheva; The Cover-Up- 866 BC – You know how they say that what gets people in trouble more than the crime is the cover-up. That rule seems to go all the way back to the Garden of Eden when Adam and Eve said "Huh, what tree? What fruit?" Well in Dovid's case that was certainly true. Our sages tell us that just as the sin of the golden calf could only have happened with some supernatural involvement and power the satan was granted in order to teach the Jewish people the concept of Teshuva. Dovid's sin with Batsheva as well was an irresistible force in order to teach each Jew that they can repent. So although Dovid's sin with Batsheva may be able to be explained and lightened as we described last week by the fact that her husband Uriah had technically given her a Get as all soldiers that went to war did. But Dovid's elaborate cover-up in the aftermath of their illicit relationship and her pregnancy certainly got him into much more trouble.

Understandably, Dovid as the King of Israel would be concerned for the scandal that would come out. So therefore his first step was to try to remove any suspicion of wrong doing on his part or Batsheva's part by getting Uriah to come home and return to his wife ASAP. If he could pull that off then once Batsheva's pregnancy would become known it would be assumed the father of the baby would be Uriah. Things however did not go as planned. Dovid sent a message to Yoav to send Uriah home as he needed to talk to him. When he visited Dovid, Dovid asked him about the war and then told him to go home to his wife even sending with him a nice romantic "King's feast" special to bring him with him. Uriah though, a true soldier however didn't go home that night. Perhaps Hashem didn't want the story to end this way. This however wasn't just a mistake on Uriah's part, his not heeding the King's directive technically and halachichally was an act of "rebellion" punishable by death.

 When pressed the next morning by Dovid as to why he didn't go home. Uriah made mistake number two. He told Dovid that

"The Ark of Hashem, the soldiers of Israel and Yehudah as are my master Yoav, and my master Dovid's servants and I should go home and eat and sleep and be with my wife. By your life I cannot do such a thing."

 Yoav's statement seems noble. How can he go home and sleep comfortably with his wife when his brothers in arms are out in the battlefield. The problem is that despite his feelings, if the king tells you to do something you need to do it. As well it seems he was disrespectful to Dovid by describing Yoav as his master before Dovid and swearing that by Dovid's life he won't fulfil the command. Sometimes your righteous indignation, even well-placed, can get you into trouble. Dovid however tried one more tactic. He invited Uriah for a dinner with him and got him a bit inebriated with the hope that he would go home to his wife. It didn't work. Uriah did get a bit shikkered up, but he slept at the Kings palace. And thus with nothing left to do and with the Uriah's technical sedition Dovid continued the spiral and ordered the death of Uriah.

 To make matters even worse, Dovid sent Uriah with a letter for Yoav to have Uriah placed on the front lines of the battle with Ammon and then have the men retreat leaving him to be killed by the enemy. And thus Yoav carried out the command they approached the gate of the Ammonima and Uriah was killed. Yoav sent the message back to Dovid inconspicuously with the "tragic details" of the battle and Dovid ordered them back to battle with renewed force. And thus Uriah was done. When Batsheva's days of mourning were up she returned to the house of Dovid, and seemingly the cover-up had worked. Until the prophet and Hashem got involved. And thus the story of Dovid's lifelong teshuva begins.  

RABBI SCHWARTZ’S  TERRIBLE LUMBERJACK JOKES  OF THE WEEK

 A lumberjack says to another "You know I can cut a log just by looking at it."

The other lumberjack says “that’s not possible”.
The lumberjack says “It may seem impossible but I saw it with my own two eyes.

 A lumberjack chooses a tree to chop down. Before he has a chance to swing his axe, the tree exclaims, "WAIT! Don't do this! I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack responds, "Good. Then you will dialogue."

 A Lumberjack Named Chuck is Working at a Mill.His job is to throw lumber down the chute to the saw that cuts them in half. One day, he's in a horrible accident, and loses both of his arms. Obviously he can't work, and fights tooth and nail with his union to get him the pay he would've received if he could work the rest of the year. They send a representative to the office of his bosses to inquire as to how much he would've made. The man arrives, and asks:

"How much wood would Chuck chuck if Chuck could chuck wood"

2 foreigners want to immigrate to Canada. They go to the immigration office. First guy goes in and the immigration officer asks “alright you want to come into Canada, what do you do for work?”

The foreigner says “oh I a pilot, I a pilot “
Immigration officer goes “alright a pilot sounds good welcome to Canada”
Second guy walks in and is greeted with the same question about his occupation.
He replies “oh I a chop a da wood, I chop a da wood”
Immigration officer replies “oh no sorry we already have enough lumber jacks in Canada
Clearly sad, the foreigner asks “That's not fair, how come you let my buddy in ?

The Immigration officer says “Well he told us that he was a pilot!”
The foreigner replies “oh no! I chop a da wood, he a pile-it!”

 What do you call a car crash with a lumberjack? An *Axe*-ident

A lumberjack chopped off my teeth. But later he apologized and said it was axedental.

 A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"
The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm."
Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.
The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.
So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice.
Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"
"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one,"
he says,"you have to find the Logger-rhythm." (OYY IM huritn by now even writing these…)

As a lumberjack starts his chainsaw he hears the tree begin to cry. “Please don’t cut me down!” The tree pleads, “I’ll do anything!”

The lumberjack says,Fine! If you can solve this impossible riddle that has fooled some of the greatest minds from doctors, writers to philosophers, I’ll spare you.”                                                                The tree was stumped.

Did you hear about the lumberjack who got a promotion? Now he's a branch manager

 In my 20’s I worked in the woods as a lumberjack. just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax

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Answer is B- This one was fairly easy as well. The answer was obviously not Efrat which was only founded in the 80's by Rav Riskin and Benei Yehudah which is in the Golan didn't even have any Jews in it until after the 6 Day War (although there were some early attempts to settle it in the early 1900's that failed. I wasn't sure about Nataf, but I pass Mishmar Hayarden (or I did when I toured) all the time and the memorial for those that died in the fierce battles there in 1948 and even before that are legendary. It also has the yichus of being the only settlement that the original settlers didn't return to rebuild but rather and new group settled it. So I was right and the score is now 18 for Rabbi Schwartz and 7 for the Ministry of Tourism on this exam.

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